Location: Bowsette's Castle>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>80292641
Since you lazy asses didn't want to make a new thread!
>>80313216>drains you.
>>80313216>knocks that crown of your head>slaps you>you become a fat ugly turtle man>you don't like this
*Keeps shotgun out*Out of all the locations that could have been chosen...
>>80312905 (Red vs. Orange)Hey that's not up to me! That's up to Queen Scarlet!>She pushes back just a bit, sure she's falling for the lie about the robots having Emma, but she seems to know her "limits" when it comes to control over the Skywing army.I'll have to talk to my Queen about it...I should burn you alive for not knowing where they are, but you DID tell me what happened to her...>And she has no idea if that thing on him is contagious, even to her.I'll let Queen Scarlet know how helpful you were, what's your name Scavenger?
Ooga booga where is the niggercum baptism at
>>80313236>Dodges>My minions escort you out of my castle>>80313244The effects are irreversible... I wore it for too long... I just wore it for the fashion. Fucking rude.>>80313252C'moooooon don't be a square, if your twin brother likes it, why wouldn't you? You're basically the same person as him! You know they say twins feel what the other twin feels? I've practically been inside you already!>>80313292Under there
>>80313253>He's muttering something under his breath when she threatens him, but quickly smiles to cover up. Call me...Cletus, friend to all travellers such as your self.
Oh FUCK yeah a self-circlejerking attentionwhore OP thread that nobody will use! My favorite!
>>80313351No one else was making a thread, fag. The thread even went to 404.
>>80313195I'll just stay in the foyer.
>>80313312
>>80313312*Keeps his shotgun aimed at Bowsette's face*Words cannot describe how much you horrify me... STAY BACK!
>>80313378Nobody else making a thread (yet) ≠ You 100% have to jerk yourself off about how much you love yourself for the 10000000000000000th time!
>>80313392You hold no power here!>>80313409Good incentive for you to create the thread before 404 next time. Oh well!>>80313403Heh... How about I whoreify you instead?
Lurkers?
>>80313312That's not how power-ups work ugly fat turtle man
>>80313467That's how it works with MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>80313450*Fires a warning blast*STAY BACK YOU WITCH!
>>80313450Kiyamacore response, yuck.
>>80313504>Eats a super star and begins to slowly walk towards you, menacingly.Or what? You're gonna *shoot* me? That won't work.>>80313509Next time I say create a thread, you create a thread, piggy. Until then, you stay at my castle and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>80313504Get the plant you fool!
>>80313504Didn't I killed you in Tarkov?
>kicks Bowser Jr.
>>80313554>Don't do thing = I win, but if you DO do thing, I still win! XDDDKiyamacore to Ericcore in seconds, double yuck.
The brown has arrived
>>80313571I concur>>80313580I currently have no Bowser/Bowsette Jr. That will be made after I find that Peach in /erp/. Also partially because i'm not trusting any of you guys around little boys.>>80313586>OIIINNNKKKK OIIINNNKKK OOOIIIIIINNNKKKKKKKDon't care. Make a new thread when I ask next time, piggy. I'm gonna send you back to my castle if you don't.
FUCK!*Chihiro begins to run away from the looming danger in front of him*>>80313571Good idea!>>80313392*Chihiro proceeds to lift you up with all his strength and throw you at Bowsette*>>80313554TAKE THIS YOU HORNY FUCK!*As the Piranha Plant is thrown at Bowsette, Chihiro continues to make his escape*>>80313573Hell if I know...
>>80313331>Peril ignores the muttering, she's already suspicious enough of this thing but he's all she's got in terms of "Where Is Our Fucking Dog".Alright "Cletus", my name is Peril, Champion of Queen Scarlet's Arena and one of her most important soldiers here in this strange world.
>>80313664IT'S TIME TO PLAY CAVE EXPLORER WITH BOWSETTTTEEEEEE!>The piranha plant merely gets hit and dies once he touches the power star because that's how power stars work, idiot.>Bowsette begins to run at Chihiro at full speedTHE ONLY DIFFERENCE IF YOU RUN FROM ME IS THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE TIRED AS I FUCK YOOOUUUUUU!!! YOUR TWIN ENJOYED IT, YOU WILL TOO!
>>80313195>blows the castle up>fucks Rabbid Peach on the rubble like a chad
>>80313679HM!>He's trying not to laugh about the irony in her nameHRM! Sorry, bug in my throat...uh nice to meet ya Peril, I hope you can help save my buddy Emma soon.
BACK TO FUCKING YOUR TWIN, CHIHIRO!
>breaks block>collects coinWahoo
>>80313725IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT, THEN YOU REALLY UNDERESTIMATE ME!*Chihiro continues to run away from Bowsette as fast as he can, hoping to escape from this horrid castle*
So when do we get real rp
>>80313195This thread needs a HERO. It needs ME. Stand back everyone, I'll deal with this evil shitting hole of a castle and its malevolent owner. Just watch what I do.>nails down this sign>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2DjwQVi688Here they come.
>>80313935Poo in loo???
>>80313904Quickly! A TRUE AND HONEST hero! >>80313935
>>80313935Glorious. Lmao.
>>80313452>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Oa7W0gU9g
>>80313960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCpsn2pxCtI>>80313995I'm sorry but... I won't be saving Chihiro from the megatsunami on the way... I'm sorry. It's too late now...>>80314008You as well I'm afraid you're all doomed except me because now WATCH AS IGON ESCAPES WITH HIS AERIAL METHOD.
>>80314099GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND HELP ME!*Chihiro shoots Igon's balloons with his shotgun*
>>80314099>blocks your path
>>80314099It seems you have underestimated me.>Flies over the lava moat while the other guys shoot your balloons.
>>80314124>>80314133>>80314166...ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢ nᵒᵗ ʰᵒʷ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒ...
>>80314232Doc ain't going to like that, you are going to owe her big for this patch job!
>>80314232He's finally been impaled by Bowsette...
>>80314232A true hero's sacrifice! I kneel.
>>80313773Hopefully we find her...Queen Scarlet's been real mad since she went missing, maybe once she gets her back she'll be in a better mood. We finally got the castle put together and she was running through scavengers pretty fast.
>>80314232*Chihiro climbs up and stands in front of Igon's now impaled body*How unfortunate... Oh well.*Chihiro pulls out a knife, an evil grin forming on his face*Let's see how you like it now!*Chihiro proceeds to attempt to cut Igon's face off*
>>80314280Freeze Junko! You are under arrest!
>>80314279Just leave some bread crumbs out, you'd be surprised how well that works. So quick question in ranking just how high up are ya anyhow?
>>80314344I'm basically...>She tries to think about how to word it, does she just say "The Queen is like my mother" or does she keep it simple?Really high up, like I said, I'm her champion and I've been her bodyguard since we came here.
>>80314280Btw I just shot goo inside of your twin.
>>80314471Huh, well good luck with ya Emma hunt, remember to kill any robot that is with her, otherwise they will take her away.
>>80314248ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵒᵏᵃʸ... ᴵ ᵍᵒᵗ.... ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘᵖᵒnˢ... ᴵ ᵗʰᶦnᵏ...>>80314257>>80314267ˢᵀᴼᴾ ᶜᴴᴱᴱᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴰᴱᴹᴱᴬᴺᴵᴺᴳ ᴹᴱ ᴬᵀ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴬᴹᴱ ᵀᴵᴹᴱ>>80314280Now you listen here... there's one thing you'll never EVER have, you know what that is? DOM ENERGY. The moment you were born, the universe decided, "yeah this one here's sub energy", and HANDICAPPED you from the aether itself spawning you. That's the folly of one who is a "femboy". It means you'll never, ever, ever EVER be the one overpowering in any situation. No matter how strong you are, anyone else will always be able to hold your submissive and breedable body down with ease. It's the LAW. It's the TROPE. I might be impaled, but this debuff alone means I'm still more than enough to crush you and your windpipe. So fuck you Chihiro, we're going TOGETHER INTO THE LAVA MOAT BITCH SAY YOUR PRAYEERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Xm_0EEE4A
>>80314549Yeah he's definitely got a submissive and breedable boy.
>>80314549Went out like a true hero.
>>80313452>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCrWCLSjsp8
>>80314549Kino...
/ERP/ Chihiro gets fucked to deathHG Chihiro gets fucked up to death
>>80314549Oh dear.>This... is cinema.
>>80314614Total twink death.
>>80314615
>>80314549I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
>>80314614/erp/ chihiro is still alive, false alarm.
>>80314547I need to ask one more thing...what the *heck* is a "robot"? I think I've seen something like them in games but...is it those things that look like armor but without Scavengers or dragons in them?
>>80314675>Kek. What's that from anyhow?
>>80314792Apparently, a Yaoi manga where there's a guy that looks like Mads.
>>80314733Beings made of steel, maybe you can melt them? Well good luck with that! I got to go fish a cripple out of lava.
>>80313452
>>80314854Okay then, I'll see you later?>Peril still seems confused, but at least she has some idea of where Emma *might* be and who *might* have her...and she understands what robots are. Probably.I just hope she actually believes all this...>The dragon sighs, spreading her wings before launching up into the sky and heading off somewhere in the distance.>New Mission Added: A Song of Fire And Fire
>>80314998Nobody will believe you.
>>80314847... Well, that's more interesting than I expected. Wouldn't have it any other way t b h. Gn Anon.
Found a thread that has some rly hot webms>>80295775
violet why are you looking at raceplay threads
>>80315897The OP seemed really strange so I went in and looked.I don't have anything against raceplay as long as it isn't niggers. I did raceplay with an asian dude in ftt before. He wanted me to cuck his waifu and bully his small penis.. it was extremely ho lt. made me cum lots.
I visited lots of other threads and rated them on if they suck or not.Most sucked.
Found a reddit post where someone said china is making tons of fake reddit posts and giving em upvotes as an ad and to make china look good. He said china is awful.Then a shitload of people attacked him, telling him america is way worse and not even china could reach their levels of bad.I like watching this kinda stuff.
>they dancin in your mouth?https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/u95ba28arR
https://www.reddit.com/r/aivideo/s/AjqcYjLNtc
This is the first thing I saw when I entered my warhammer threadshttps://files.catbox.moe/7kyxq3.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/4p6fxy.webmKek'd real good
