/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadPrevious:>>80307328"Unruly cats" Edition.
Poison in human form, seeping into one's veins. Hyper-specialized for the target.
xth for ___!
>>80318830Teal-colored cum
>>80318830Bitchy girls with insanely hot bods!
>>80318830Height difference (shorter male).
>>80318968Is that Levi and Mikasa?
>>80318884Breedable goth
>>80318965Hm, I could've sworn I saw a Friday thingy being scheduled. Perhaps my calibration is off. >I'm doing it without a belly full of thick brat semen...That's your fault for cozying up with Zdarova! You made me so jealous!! I'm going to instant loss the both of you so you all know your places as my dedicated cum urinals!!!
>>80318968This but post war and Levi is a crippled man.
>>80319012It made you jealous? Really? I called you out and everything and then I got swept up by someone else? My, that must've been very frustrating!! Please tell me more!!!>Holds a mic at your mouth.>That's NEXT Friday! It's already Saturday here!
>>80318968Yes. His killer edge is an aphrodisiac to her.>>80319014That's a little too tragic of a fate for my beloved, short killing machine, but I hope you can find someone who'd be open to playing that with you.
>>80318984>>80319030Meant for you.
>>80319030mikasa just looked a lot better with her medium length hair.
>>80319029Sorry, I was just kidding. I actually thought you guys were pretty cute. Anyways, I gotta go back to lurking, work's calling me.>Smooches your forehead.>Implants the date January 22nd in your mind (that's when Arknights Endfield releases)
>>80319123Gross... I wanted to revel in your frustrations not get a cute kissy...>Arknights two??? Now you can spend in two gachas at once!>Slips my earphones in and turns on "Mizuki plapping cunt 9 hour remix" to get my fix. S-some of those cute noises are from when you were raping me!!
>>80319101That's true, but her attempt at masculinizing her appearance is somewhat cute, don't you think? Did she think there was something to gain from appearing less feminine? Regardless, Levy only sees her as a weapon, and Eren, as a dog.
>>80319194hmmm, in that I'll have to agree, yeah. Though she already had it cut before Eren spurned her in his most direct way, no? But that sort of casting away of femininity can be cute when it crashes against something and you see her trying to pick up the pieces.
Reminder Mikasa gets with this beautiful man.
>>80319224I do think the mangaka justified the style change, but turning to Isayama for answers is pointless in my humble opinion. Whatever answers we come up with will be miles better. I think they're quite a cute pairing all the same. Let me know if you're interested in playing something like that at some point.
>>80318830Hot, unconventional couples.
>>80319356He just fumbled everything extremely hard at the end so yes. As for the pairing, I don't think I would be too into writing Mikasa with someone other than Eren. I think Tharja had mentioned wanting to do something AoT related so perhaps she'll enjoy that pairing?
>>80319431I appreciate your answer. Have a good one.
>>80318830Just finished shoveling and throwing salt around my house. Today is the day I make adequate progress on manga.
what should i milk toerotically
>>80319635Hahaha it just flops towards the camera at the end.
>>80319742haha stupid fat cock haha
>>80319894FWAP
>>80319635nice cock
>>80318830Girls acquiring super hot bodies!
>>80320132 thanks i grew it myself
>>80320227*starts twangin' that wiener like a doorstop*
much clearer how fat it really is next to familiar object
D E A D
>>80320314PEACH NOOOOOOO
>>80320227>>80320314Holy freakin peepee…!
>>80318830
>>80321157>Bandages on the kneesI know what you are
>>80321641…clumsy?Also FUCK May is so freakin cute! lol bucktoothed goober deserves aaaaaaaaalllll the big yummy shlongs she can handle!
>>80321757>That picI have goosebumps. Daaaaayum shawty has a stupid fat ass, bet she can pin down the faces men twice her age under it. That unkempt trailer trash wench could milk a gay guy until a little ghost flies out if his mouth. If you even take a step near that couch during her solo goonsesh, you get attacked and ain't leaving May until sundown, it's gonna be one of those cartoon dust devil fights all evening, worse than a goddamn succubus, gonna be leaving with thousands of hickeys and a full body cast.
thanks for all the lovely compliments and merry christmas
>>80322115Twice my age?! Nyuhuh, now yer talkin’ my language! >Currently laying on her back, hairy pussy thrust out and facing the world, May uses her heel to push down on the the butt-end of her favorite rubber dick, making the huge floppy phallus casually disappear into her deep, needy freckled little trailertrash beev! Without missing a beat, the ravenously raunchy bottomless teen reaches out with both hands to yank him closer by his belt loops, yanking those pants down without even caring to unbutton them, just eager to get that big fuckin vulnerable Nonner knob out in the open! Eyes full of thumping red hearts, May bites her tongue with her notorious buck teeth, taking a greedy sniff of the amaaaazing manly musk of his raw manly wang, before locking her lips around it like a wino to a bottle! With her little feet sticking up, gently kicking with femgooner enthusiasm, May uses her right hand to grip the balls of her dildo and pound it into her sloppy snatch, her left hand and mouth devoted to giving the older man a knee-knocking, soul-stealing round of sloppy wet peepee worship, her adorably u*ly little face positively lovestruck as she chipmunks her cheek pouch full of salty, drippy penispork!
>>80318830Holes that fight back.
>>80322337>Woah, to say this was an eager beaver would be putting it lightly! Anon gets sucked forwards hip-first as her lips lock around his tip. Anon keels forward as her suction starts, the sound of air in a straw ringing out loudly.Hot damn woman, you're...!>*Suck, suck, glorp, gluk...*>Anon stops mid sentence, her throaty blowjob stopping his thought in its tracks. Anon's mind goes white, the expert gooner simultaneously fucking herself as she put anon's cock through the wringer with pure suction and tongueing. Her lips form an impenetrable seal around the base of his cock as he's pulled forward, sweaty shaved man balls resting over May's face like a face mask. Her deep-throating was loud as FUCK, and spittle flew out in large splashes with every suck and blow.What the fuck are you...!>Anon was red in the face as he was pulled on top of the young gooner gal, his head depositing right between her bare thighs into a pool of her stickied, old cum. Little sticky web strands attached to his face as he tried to sit up, but just two sucks on his big mouth-filling cock were all it took to sap the strength out of him and seal him into a lewd, loud, and sloppy 69 with May on the bottom. His hands wrap around her huge thighs as the fresh anon is captured like wild prey, his clothes flying off in a messy pile. He was utterly naked, cheek pressing up against that auspiciously large and veiny silicon dildo, a look of cock-shock on annony's face as its smell and taste washed over him.>Pomf... anon was jailed, just as predicted. His arms were stuck under her body, and his legs wrapped around May's face, toes flexing outwards as she sucked the daylights out of him. Anon was very close to instantly losing, and he could no longer speak at all. (1/2)
Quiet start of year threads...
>>80322337(2/2)>". . .">He felt like he just fell inside a Venus flytrap... May assuredly had him for as long as she wanted. All it took was taking one step too close, and May literally claimed him. This was rape. That dildo pounder her G-spot, rubbing along anon's face like a grater. Succumbing to the smaller blonde's sexy submission, all anon could do was hug her tightly, squeezing her with his larger body. The cheap couch cushions sank downwards like quicksand, entombing the two of them, her feet's soles visible to the anon in the nearby reflection of the TV, along with the rest of anon's sorry state of being actual rape-meat for May to chew through.
>>80322905The thread started yesterday. This is how the new rebranding campaign is working.
>>80322977If we were looking to market ourselves as "cozy", I'd say the rebranding is working out quite well.
>>80323259I think we are rebranding as a filler for coffins.
>>80323292what do you want to do with her anon?
>>80322919>The small-chested, wide-hipped lil trailer trash ragamuffin makes an adorable assortment of cockmuffled giggles, groans and outright caterwauling, her deliciously thick Ren Faire turkey legs locked around his skull as she rubs his slippery dick all over her face, freeing her mouth up for demands Nauuugh…hey Mishter? Mind givin’ my backdoor a little oral exam? Haaaugh, need my asshole sucked ooooooooooon so baAAAADDDD>Her moans rise in intensity as she grips the balls of her dildo quite skillfully between her grippy toes, chipped paint upon them as she drives her favorite toy into her loud, sloppy cooter like a goddamn horny monkey! Folding herself even further in half, May buries her face in his balls and taint, totally unashamed and giving him layers of indulgent pleasure to marinate in—big buck teeth gently raking down his shapely buttocks as his swollen meatpop cleaves between her small, saggy tits, the pair curled up so tightly around each other that its like they’re trying to fold into one another! The gawky little weirdo makes a whole zoo’s worth of rude raunchy fuck noise with her older partner, feets paddling thru the open air as she swaps the dildo into her arsepussy, freeing up her needy teenie twat for some face time with the older man! Meanwhile, May folds her toony tongue into a u-shape and tucks it beneath his cock, a soft pink bun for his sausage to rest as she obsessively surveys the salty, masculine flavor of his peen and balls, trying to coat her whole throat with the taste!
>>80323319That's fine, but I'll stick to being a filler for c*nny.
>>80323421Don't worry. Nurse will stuff you up without issues.
>>80323470this anon has not left this place for so damn long, I kinda wonder why he does this to himself
>>80323470...You make it sound like she's going to use me for taxidermy...
>>80323525Oh well. Fucking you as a taxidermy puppet isn't beyond the realm of what she could do.
>>80323552you should get on farmersonly.com, your addiction to this thread is very concerning
Post what you're listening to
I want to knock up a dragon hag...
>>80323585How's your fake cancer going?
>>80323585
>>80323365Sorry for the delays, writing up my reply now
>>80323612Me too. I'm a fan of chasing, tying down, and beating up huge, regal, beautiful women until her glittering gold dress falls away, her horns snap off, and she runs back to her nest in embarrassing shame. Then I do it again because I got a shitty thunder GS or something what the fuck, cmere Kulve, time for round two
Erp equivalent of this?
>>80323365>Anon's thick dick was super toothsome and wet as she slopped it up. It bounced against the back of her throat over and over again like an expert little whore, making anon's eyes go cross. He had a lot more cock than he knew what to do with in their precarious pose, those licks and sucks to his balls making him coo out like a girl.Ooooo~>Hypnotized on her pheromones, anon obeys her request, moving his face out of the way out of that battering dildo against his face and pecking her backdoor up. At least... he attempted to. So much juicy fat ass was in the way, her backdoor shielded the first kiss, planting upon her cheeks a big, fat smooch. When she switched her dildo to the backdoor, the pulling motion she made against her fat cheeks was just enough for anon to get in there and wrap his mouth around it.Mlem...>Anon looked silly as fuck, squeezed tight, eyes cross, mouth latched onto her arse like he was sucking on a teat. He'd be begging for more, were his mouth not so full, his thick anon cock mashing against all those oversized and u*ly facial features like an amateur porno vid. He was one tiny movement away from having that sticky dildo shoved straight into his own throat as it barged into her asshole, his nose rubbing and sniffing along her inner thighs like crazy. Anon next wraps his lips around her tight pussy lips in a big, fat, wet smooch. He lip-locks those suckers, sucking on them with forceful suction, slurping up juices and swallowing them down into his stomach as he drags those lower lips left-and-right with his mouth. Lewd, sticky kisses ring out, and there were spidery webs of femcum all over his face, his hair was a matted wet mess, anon sweaty all over.May, y-you're breaking me...!>But anon's tone was jovial, only a little desperate. His cock was her toy, spraying precum all over her face and caking it with his smell as the thin fluid seeped down her cheeks. His ass jiggled, and his taint was certainly a pretty big weakspot.
>>80323849I want to poach monster girls. To see them crying and wimpering as I rape them to death. Especially kulve, her horns and hide will become the centerpiece of my collection
>>80323849Kulve is for hugs and cuddle(fucking)s!!! No hitting!>>80324040I'm gonna kill you with hammers.
Last saved image?
Is it strange to think that the new captcha made 4chan a bit better to browse?
>>80324189>Plaps you
>>80324189>Slaps cock on your face and makes you suck
>>80324176
>>80324029>May snickers with debaucherous delight, having turned the well-dressed, respectable Anon into a stickyfaced cuntpolisher, his thick smooth rump bouncin round like an utter bitch as he plaps his dick in and on her adorable Butterface! Soon their raucous rocking causes the pair to roll over completely, May’s tiny bare feet reaching toward the floor below, getting a good foothold and dropping into a low squat right on his fucking FACE, making all sorts of cute warbly whiny noises as she twerks her tush and grinds that chubby cunt across his mouth and cheeks like she’s chaining railgrinds in a Tony Hawk game! May has a dreamy, dazed look of pure indulgent pleasure on her face, relenting briefly in the attack upon his ass and cock to simply enjoy skating up and down his face, big legs starting to quiver beneath her! Haaaaah…hhoooohgawsh….y-yer real good down there, ahuh….~>The dopey darling praises him and squishes her thighs a little harder around his head, leaning forward again to wrap her arms around his thick porky buttocks and thighs, his feet up in the air in full submission to her as she unfurls that huge slutty tongue again and snakes it right down his crack and into his asshole! She guffaws with a amusement when this makes him kick and holler for her, his penis thumping against her cheek, and the adorable Canadian redneck doubles down on her efforts, catching his hard prick and cramming it into her right cheek pouch, his nuts stashed in the other cheek, her mouth propped open and forced to drool all the way down his junk and asscrack, tonguepunching his anal pucker, sniffling and snorting like a truffle pig as she tortures him with unrelenting sloppy succ, her big buns and thighs tapered down to elegant small calves and feet, lower half shaped like a double scoop cone of vanilla as she humpahumpahumps towards a twitchy, sweating, red-faced orgasm!
>>80324198>Leglocks and makes you ingregnate me>>80324219>Slurps on schlong all day long spitroasted style
>>80324189The only weird thing here is that my cock isn't nested inside your boy hole.
>>80324170Yes, for womb kisses. I'll keep her as my pet
>>80324234That's a very unexpected combination of characters
>>80324308And yet, they are all cats.
>>80324189The new Captcha is much less of a hassle I can agree. Except for the excessive timers.
>>80324376>>80324189Am I the only one who hates the new CAPTCHA and keeps failing it continuously?
>>80324408You're probably not alone but I don't feel the same way.
>>80324408Every time I get it on my PC I only have to solve one super easy puzzle so it takes two seconds, but when I'm on mobile suddenly I have to play three rounds of spot the difference and that shit is tedious as hell.
>>80324408How are you failing, it's SUPER obvious. Did you not play "one of these things is not like the others?" in fucking kindergarten?
>>80324408Anon you might be clinically retarded.
>>80324541>>80324575Maybe I'm an idiot. Or maybe I'm not a monkey, who are the real creatures good at these games? Are you a monkey, Anon?
What's ERP's favorite genre of music?
>>80324250(Hhhholy fuck that outfit <3 PUFFY...)>With the gal's utterly impossible cartoon strength, it was a wash match from start to finish. May could chew anon up and spit him out, and that's exactly what happened as she squatted on top of his face and held his legs up. His face was already purple and bruised, and it may become even more battered as she twerked what her mother gave her all over it to fuck it. His legs were forcibly spread so she could get at that goodness between there, his joints creaking and popping air as he was folded like a goddamn pretzel by the block nympho. >Anon's soles faced the ceiling as his package was sucked into May's mouth. Instantly that got anon moaning louder than anything else so far. Squatting atop him, even his loudest moans were muffled nearly mute under countless folds and creases of her absolute dumptruck in the back, her spread, perky butthole using his nose like a makeshift ass-dildo, his lips slurping and sucking haphazardly up and around her chubbing cooter. There is absolutely no way anon would be able to walk after this, yet there he goes continuing to reciprocate to the best of his ability, even as his white flag shoots out in surrender.>*Spurt, gluk, gluk...*>Throaty gurgles ring out as his cum shoots ropes directly into her cheek. His hips buck out from unimaginable pleasure as he orgasms, injecting his cock deep into the back of her throat until ropes shot directly down into her stomach cavity.
>>80324374Lifting giant titties is how we're getting fit in 2026
