Is there anything I need to know when I'm attending my first speedmating?

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>>80319006
-show up on time if your new
-hydrate
-have enough lube
-watch out for this one

To the anon that suggested I go to 2 chome, I'm here. Now what..? Surely you don't think that anything ever happens right anon?

im going to speed mating and not having sex with anyone

>>80319026
Do I have to fuck everyone I match with or can I take talking breaks inbetween

anyone who is not having sex at SM should be kos we dont need you taking up spots

>>80319127
nobody wants to fuck you though

>>80319098
same

>>80319098
same

>>80319112
It's recommended to fuck everyone. You can hop out to take breaks whenever.

Im not going to speed mating and having sex with everyone

>>80319245
>match with someone
>hate them
>durrr you have to have sex with them
no thanks

>>80319262
skill issue
If there's anyone you won't have sex with just tick them off beforehand so you aren't wasting your own time.

can't wait to get matched with 0cake and just stand there and pretend to have sex

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>>80319112
you don't have to fuck everyone you match with
its 7 minutes per round with 30 seconds between rounds, if you want to sit out a round you just go to spawn

Can't wait to get matched with 0cake and find the most interesting part of the little map to fuck on

did anyone else notice how while all of us were having fun and partying and meeting old friends again on new years eve, carl was posting alone for 12 hours straight here because nobody likes him or wants him around

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What's the best way to just load a 3d video from my computer and play it on my headset. I just want to jerk off easily. Quest 2

>>80319293
>7 minutes
i can't cum in 7 minutes

>>80319307
Speed mating lasts hours. You can cum in under 3 hours right?

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How do I join speedmating?

>>80319326
Join the instance when it's linked here.
You know, in 44 days.

>>80319333
wait no in 51 days since it's the week after the less fun one

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>>80319307
first thing anon so many say that then i go yeah il just warm you up for the next one, then they nut anyway

The real speedmating meta is not to try and cum in 7 minutes but to just extend your fuck session out to last the entire time.

Need to find a Velle that actually puts effort into their avatar and not look like a recolored default to bounce on it

>>80319443
try twitter or publics

>>80319443
best I can offer you is a recoloured velle or uruki

speedmating gives me the ick
i don't want to reduce a sexy encounter to 7 minutes in heaven over and over again until i'm worn out
it takes away two of the best parts in foreplay and aftercare too

>>80319516
its a rando and sex pest event, whatd you expect?

>>80319539
>>80319127
samefag schizo

>you don't like the thinly veiled noncon event? erm... schizo!

>>80319539
nothing really i suppose
just thinking about it and preparing for the few sex pests i have fucked to be mad when i don't turn up
same as it ever was

Speedmating was more fun when all the undesireables weren't trying to push a narrative that you "totally need to fuck everyone or you're KOS". If I go, which I'm totally allowed to, and I match with some disgusting freak I'm not going to sigh and throw my hands up and fuck them, I'm going to make awkward conversation for 7 mins to waste their time and avoid a melty, and hopefully match with someone I would potentially be interested in fucking.

Basically if I show up and some sex pest gets matched with me I'll just bring up my browser overlay and watch youtube slop for 7 minutes instead

Just uncheck those you do not want to fuck
It is not rocket science

>>80319656
I would rather people I don't want to fuck get their time wasted and know that no one wants to fuck them. I enjoy watching the post SM melties.

unchecking everyone except my vrfu

I was gonna shower then get in vr on public and hope someone comes to cuddle but i know it wont happen anyway

>>80319679
Literally me

>>80319685
wanna cuddle?

>>80319685
having fbt helps make you look cuddleable, anon

telling my vrfu i will go to speedmating to chat only and then ride everyone i match with

>>80319677
You're having a melty right now over this

>>80319732
? I'm not meltying, I'm literally just telling you what I'm going to do lol.

>>80319677
have fun getting namedropped for being a shitter

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Drinking in vr tonight or tomorrow night?

why am I so retarded when it comes to slightly deeper tech knowledge even though I took a few college level courses for it because of IT
I only just now learned that my system wasn't booting because it didnt have an efi partition

>>80319783
Yeah good luck with that. "THIS PERSON WOULDNT FUCK ME AT SPEEDMATING REEEE" is all you're going to post chuddy.

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>>80319127
I will NOT have sex with you and (You) WILL have a delightful conversation with ME
low-key have to ditch FBF this year because it's LITERALLY on Valentines day this year
I should figure out how to add a static water cooler that I can just place wherever I please

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if you're new it's also a good ide to go to friend by friend both events ar kino

>>80319959
i will be unchecking you at both events, sexpest

what dates are sex by sex and friend making?

>>80319986
>unchecking sexpests at a sex meet
you've lost it mate

calling them a "sexpest" still lol

>>80320001
i've no desire to just be another +1 to their fuck count

>>80319516
>>80319307
It's best to go and tease people you don't normally interact with to see if they interact with you later

>>80320020
Then don't go to speedmating?

>>80320033
thats how I feel about it too, and then I never see them again fml

I won't attend speed mating because I don't want to have the same experience I had at fbf but while naked...

>>80320020
You will always be a +1 to almost everyone here.
You're just a regular dude in a community driven by erp and sex.
Don't think too much about it and enjoy yourself

I'm going to make lots of content with my vrfu during SM!

>>80319095
!unsubscribe

petition to rename speedmating to sexpestmating

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NonStopSlopShop

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>>80319986
or rage fuck me idk?
>>80320020
your way more then one 1+

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>>80319286
standing sex that's so rare i don't think we have had sex lol
>>80319297
GOD love it when people just tell me to bend over

Why do people get so upset and emotional over speed mating and "sex pests" and who they will and wont fuck. The whole idea of the event is to let loose your inhibitions and have fun with people you normally wouldn't and maybe have fun. Take a chance. You may actually find your time with someone you thought you may not like to be super enjoyable.

>>80320425
I think most of it is just schizos trying to start drama, or people from outside the community trying to stir shit up and see what happens

>>80319399
paizuri blowjob asap

>>80320425
Still not fucking you sexpest.

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>>80320493
>paizuri blowjob

are you a 3rd worlder or something? because it looks like you need a dictionary

>B-b-b-b-b-but if you dont have sex with me you arent doing the meetup right!!!

>want to get dommed by mommy K
>too much of a submissive bottom to ask

>>80320608
>mommy K
It's a man. A fat balding man.

14 months since he last even acknowledged my existence yay

>>80320672
nigger how are you hung up on something from 2024

>>80320575
need + you slobbering on it at the same time

>>80319306
Uhm... Open it on your desktop and watch it on your SteamVR overlay?

Does anyone else get an instant happy rush when you hop in bed under the blanket? I instantly feel so giddy and cozy it's so good..

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>>80319553
nigger youre a retard go to fbf if you want to just talk

>>80320020
woah look out this guy is looking for a serious and meaningful relationship here!!!!!!

>>80319806
No drinking this weekend I guess...

>>80320704
it's actually pretty easy when i'm constantly reminded about it

>>80319516
>aftercare
The worst part of sex. Bottoms out there thinking they're entitled to 60 minutes of you babysitting them or else they'll get sad :( Dude if you want more dopamine go scroll Insta reels for 15 minutes or something, I did what I wanted to do and now I've got booze to drink and boys to hang out with.

>got my cock stepped on while repeatedly called a sexpest until i shot ropes
i hope i can get 4 anons to step on and verbally abuse me the same way at SM!

>>80320858
spoken like a true sexpest

vrfu to watch this with...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFHcxf9L7wM

NGL
When I first read "vrfu" many moons ago, I thought it was some martial art

anyone wanna spank their dick while being called a sexpest?

if your dick is less than 14 inches don't even talk to me

>>80321063
IRL or VR?

anyone wanna look me in the eyes and jack off while we chat about mundane shit

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dog

>>80321068
I wish I could find 14 inch dicks irl

>>80319516
Way I see it, its my time of the year to let loose and play the "no aftercare meaningless sex" style.
It doesnt make me feel bad if I go into it with that mentality.

And when its done I go back to the normal cuddling and connection style.
I usually spend the whole of speed mating orgasming so there isn't much thought, not to mention the absolutely large amount of anons who want to cuddle during since they just nutted.
Ooooor you get a couple who pulls you to the back room and rails you till you cant speak

>>80321100
Spitroasting this dog

>>80321100
happy Fakku Friday

>>80319639
Anytime i dont want to fuck someone I have idle convo, but then get really flirty in the last 1 ot 2 minutes.
I once was right above their cock about to.bounce down, they were ready, aaaand times up.

Can we get some content posted?

>>80321074
hint

>>80321100
public bathroom sex with this cute pup

>>80321200
truuuuuue

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>>80321655
Come make some. Im square out of new shit

tfw no one will ever rape me in 4k @60fps

>>80321947
hint? let's change that

>>80322143
S

>>80322167
will catch you in 4k later

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>>80321655

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boobs gud

>>80319931
You have the perfect body.

Just jerked off. Cum got everywhere. Makes me horny again when it hits my face.
I know its Friday but one of you is getting their cock sucked hard tonight

>>80319639
wish i had the screenshot of the speed mating admin panel where you were able to see everyones skips from a few years ago, that was a funny thread

When is speed mating? I missed any discussion last thread and OP didn't bother updating the events section with a date.

>>80322807
Late Feb. No set date yet

>>80322807
What needs to be added?
Weed meet is the 23rd, I don’t think YN has officially announced a date for speed mating

>>80322902
>>80322865
Nyaruhodo, saw the discussion and thought a date had been set for this year

Speed mating has for a while historically been a week after FBF.

>>80322990
>I live next to my neighbor
Shut your midwit ass up

>>80323030
Look, if you're going to have arguments about when speed mating is, figure out when the other event is and plan for that. All you're going to do by trying to shake things up is piss people off.

>>80323076
If youre trying yo find your home, find out where your neighbor lives

>>80323030
>>80323103
This is some carl level shit

You have a video of me erping and you won't send it to me? do you hate me or something

>>80323076
>completely misunderstanding the statement and instead doubling down trying to sound smart about your stupidity
You really are a midwit

>>80323131
>hurry compare him to someone. That'll get people on my side
This is hilarious

is space marine 2 any fun? I'm looking for a more casual darktide

>>80323166
I had fun but I don't find it easily replayable when it comes to campaign

>brought home a pink toothbrush and hairbrush because "it matches my clothes"
O ly thing thats pink are my underpants...

>>80323223
time to buy some pink clothing to match your tooth brush and hair brush

>>80323223
what about your hole

>>80323223
>pink underpants
You mean panties

Chinese food buffet or devour a rotisserie chicken?

>>80323665
I love chinese, but my silly your a peen country chinese isn't your chinese, so I'd say chikken to eb safe

>>80323687
I'll carve up the chicken with some onions. Garlic, and broccoli.
Im still feeling the aftereffects of an edible so its easy to be lazy, but Chinese always makes me feel lethargic

>>80323665
chicken. voraciously engorge yourself on it.

>>80323166
if you have friends the ai is retarded

want a tranwoman to fuck my boy hole

>>80324184
heyy

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>>80324184

>>80324265
hiiiiiiiii

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need more trans girls that like using their cock..

>>80324184
Heyyy~

do trans girls like their boys locked up? asking for a friend

>>80324367
yes~

ftm trans are the most abominable creatures known to man. mtf also pretty bad but if they put in the work to be twinkmode they can at least still be a cute boy. The moment they get their dick cut off they're worthless. A cock that doesn't even get hard any more is cuter than one that has been removed.

jesus christ will you people shut the fuck about that tranny groomer shit, you fucking jeets need to be drowned in toilets

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>>80324432

>>80324375
good~ love cumming while wearing my cage~

>>80319306
Steam app heresphere is the best vr video app I’ve seen. Don’t bother with whirligig or sex like real.

It is however paid but the demo will let you play files it’ll just be annoying and prompt you to buy every time you play a video.

just had too powerful of a cum
handsfree too

Man ibhavent cum in a week and edged twice at new years... should I get on the bottoming train while im a quickshot?

>>80324793
You should top as a quickshot, that'd be funny I think.

nothing ive done recently has gone well and its really starting to tick me off

>>80324826
bad idea unless theyre already into it. bottoms here get very annoyed if you dont do 45 minutes of humping followed by 30 minutes of aftercare. they hate quickshots

>>80324883
I'm a bottom and I love when tops cum quick. I hate having to bounce on it or suck them off for 30+ minutes.

>>80324936
same, but it might be due to being a quickshot, more than 20m and it becomes a chore

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this is how i will capture the number-go-up-crowd

>>80325044
cocksucking lvl?

>>80323136
hintdrop

>>80325044
>no throat bulge
Very good but still room for improvement.

>>80325090
why would her throat bulge, it's obviously not going into her throat

>>80325044
Will be throatfucking in the future. Of interest: Is the number sent/received by OSC and also how are you displaying the number?

>>80325126
You're right. She should be lying on her back getting throat swapped.

>>80325090
:|
i can do this but i'd have to reconfigure too much since i already have tummy bulge and the shader system doesn't support two bulges

I mean i guess i could do it blendshape style but am i really going to do that out of spite just because one person commented on it... plus it'd look weird with some tops like this one... and just how much more sex tech am i going to add...

>>80325148
no osc required, it uses SPS to trigger an FX float that then increments a value displayed by (shader of choice), on a small floating mesh in front of my face

https://booth.pm/en/items/6168251 (has the pdf on setup)
https://workupload.com/file/pSQxMbm8KZ6

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>>80325191
I see thank you. My thoughts are that an osc tracked counter would be good for a major event since the number would persist and you could get to really high numbers. Then when you seductively make the gesture it shows what the number means without needing to say anything

do you need chasers for mixed drinks too

>>80325241
would be pretty easy to make desu, just use this system except rig osc to it so that the number is tracked by osc and overrides whatever already exists

Im more interesting in using the variable to trigger other effects since it is a float you can just use

>>80324883
Holy shit youre just baiting and retarded.
If my top quickshots, I love it, and im not stopping till im finished

>>80325269
Depends on the drink no I can drink cosmos and margaritas without anything else

>>80325293
probably 1shot everclear + a can of sprite
I had just never even realized chaser might be something people do outside of drinking stuff straight

>>80325287
The zero refractory period quickshot tops are the most fun to torture.

>>80325269
You're the one who's drinking it you should just do what you want.
Rehydrate always though, drinking makes your body flush water out and it gives headaches.

>>80325388
>1shot everclear
nigga this isn't a mixed drink what the fuck lmfao

>>80325428
its the most efficient way to get fucked up and thus the cheapest too

>>80325044
That's right, it goes in the square hole.

>>80325485
it's also going to taste like dogshit extended through the entire drink instead of one shot

>>80325515
thats true for quite literally all alcohol unless its diluted to hell

>>80325044
can i mating press you again, it's been more than a year

just find a combo you like that's also on the cheap side
for me, it's rum and coke

>>80325565
can you? you tell me

>>80325287
Which is why I said “unless theyre already into” you little sperg. Vast majority aren’t.

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>>80325044

Post dicks.

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>>80322566
ty, it must be my pypy training

>>80320608
But it makes it so much more interesting~

>>80325644
>vast majority arent
No they just dont like (You)

>>80324883
entirely a skill issue on your part mate

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>>80325044

last question rq but are there any good drunk activities besides socializing with others

>>80326081
Games (Any)
There's a shitload of game worlds
anything that needs coordination will be an absolute circus if everyone is plastered

>>80325404
heeey....

>>80325859
youre right, i guess im just undesirable

>day 2 of 2026
>already feeling depressed and wanting to kms

>>80326247
i wish this was my ex

>>80326280
I wish I was your ex

>>80326247
what's wrong anon?

I wish someone would hold me like my friends hold eachother

>>80320858
kys croc.

>>80326247
day 2 of feeling depressed and wanting to kill yourself in 2026 so far*

>>80325580
can i?! when do you get on you hag?!

>>80326464
YWNBAW OSHY

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holy moly

>>80319098
same

>>80318639
What the dodecahedron

>>80325269
I chase white claws with soda.

>>80322497
please step on me

>>80326556
usually after i click "play" on steam :3

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>>80326570
I....i need this

>>80319307
You're supposed to edge to everyone you match with and then cum once you reach crescendo.
That's what I do, I just fuck everyone I match with and from time to time pump it in a cutie

Speedmating still is my record of most cum in a day thanks to this. 10 ejaculations in one day is bliss

>>80319410
This guy gets it