/dfwb/ Discord Friends With BenefitsFeel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow anons here.Format.>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>TagPrevious: >>80407027
Everyone in this thread is gay but me
>>80430766Oh? Check your dick anon, I think you'll find it quite sucked off
I wish to be the cause of another mans cumshot
Acaz how do you feel about ICE assassinating innocent Americans?
>>80431134Based and redpilled and he deserved it, that's what they always say.
>>80431134Why are you like this?
>>80430844No thanks and that didn't happen
what am I gonna do I slept all afternoon again it's 10pm
>>80431262Don't worry I won't tell the rest of the thread
>>80430302Thank you tsun tsun thread maker
>>80431503But it's 4pm!
>>80431647you silly americans>>80431597still NOT tsun
rescue me!~
>>80431134gooosh... global warming sure is terrible...
>>80432002You aren't acaz
>>80432002>goooshGOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
>>80432002You spelled gooch wrong
>>80432010I am? look up acaz mental breakdown on youtube. that's me.
>>80432031ancient goons
>>80432076goon goon
rescue me!
I spoke to sillu, looni, sylware and acaz in DMS. I have practically collected all the infinity stones of /dfwb/
>>80432123yeaaah? what'd I say
Thread's always going to shit whenever Looni shows up
>>80432123Ah what did we talk about anon? Grrr he beat me to it... but I wanna know too
>>80432108Why do you come here to post like a haunted soul of the damned little cutie? You've been doing it for a while
>>80432162Nothing much. You're second place behind sylware. I guess we just did not click which is understandable
>>80432193is that because the mere sight of me triggers your ptsd of the time I rejected your sexual advances?
>>80432200Uhh I think I wrote you some smut of dubious quality and we chatted abt stuff. Was pretty cool
>>80432228No because you're just inciting drama every time you post some random shit with your gossip tier posting, fuck off
oh... that's looniforuuu in my comfort thread...
>>80432244owned his ass so hard he did the no reply gimmick, well done
>>80432123Sylware is the smartest and most interesting out of those and he's retarded and paper thin
>>80432336I am not going to make judgements of his intelligence but yes, i enjoyed chatting with him the most out of those four
>>80432281fuckk... im trying to act nonchalant but I'm 3 inches deep into my wrist with a rusty razor blade....... oh my god... he fucking.... got.. me.... he wo.... n.... BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>80432336A real retard is 10 times more fun than retards trying to roleplay someone interesting
>ironic "I'm not owned post"oh yeah he got you good
>>80432385>>80432370
>>80432206im not sure..
>>80432385well yes? didn't I just admit to it??
H-hello?! Why is everyone just so comfortable insulting my intelligence!?It's not even true, I am probably of average smartness, literally have 3 digits IQ!! Top of the bell curve!!!Also I know since so many of you asked, yes I failed with my emerald rush unfortunately but tomorrow is the start of the new season and I am full of determination!
>>80432474I did not insult your intelligence, so my soul is clear. also, was the smut that bad or am i allowed to add you again?
>>80432474Because you have proven you are not very bright and all it takes to make your shedick hard is to post an anime girl and insult someone else
trash princess!
>>80432550That's Golu! I will take her out and take her to my home and love her!
>>80432578
>>80432502Uhm that depends... what was that smut about in vague terms? >>80432534False! My dick can get to a lot of different, diverse fetishes!
>>80432700About a futa witch and a princess.
>>80432700Never said the opposite but I know it's hard for your tiny brain to read that many words together
>>80432733He also missed a word you should tell him to kill himself
golu but cat
>>80430898Why?
mfw that tiny blue chick shows up to work but now she's a cat
>>80432700Pretty please? We can play league together
>>80432834I should get that for my cats
>>80432716I am sorry anon but that is not really what I am looking for... I feel bad saying this after I proclaimed that I like a lot of different things but... I want to be honest with you
>>80433047Yeah that smut was kinda shit but we can try some other kinks maybe? Or just chat idk I think we just chatted anyways
>>80433118Hehe I am actually really flattered... you wanna talk to me that badly <3Sure anon just add me and lets see where things will go~
>>80432123A rightoid thinks a cop has the right to kill you for basically any reason so he'll say it's cool and trump is based for letting cops kill leftists
>>80433042>cats>plural
>>80433529maybe she has many cats
>>80433529I have 2 cattes
Jorkin rn
>>80433698Erotic
If you look like this, lets marry.
>>80433850No one looks like this
>>80433698go quicker!
>>80433850nonnies that looks like that are not here yet
>>80434253tunny should get more porn than generic white bitch
>>80434407Sir English please
>>80434407I like to call Jufufu "Tunny" mix of tiger and
>>80433363I'm sorry?
>>80434614You don't have to apologize for being white brother 88
Thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs...
>>80434974I look like this
I can't compete with the cuties in the last thread
>>80436190Which ones?
>>80433620CUTE what are their names?
>>80436608guru and gucchi they're brothers
>>80436264THE supreme cuties of 2026.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80407027/#q80419958
>>80436658You've been acting edgier lately golu what's up with that
>>80437795I don't know who that is! I'm jealous, not edgy anyway.
Why many sluts delete their accounts eventually?
>>80437866Slutting it up has a lifespan
Blump
I think I should be Sparkle from Honkai Star Rail and get bent over a table and just slammed and slammed and slammed against until I can her the table screeching against the floor and jumping and jerking and I wonder if I'm going to be able to stand after this is all over!
>>80439848Tag? I want to cum for Sparkle!
>>80439876I don't want to cum with other people anon, that's really awkward
>>80439929Sorry I meant to say "Tag? I want to talk about Sparkle!"
>>80439848Anon i implore you to post your ideas more often
>>80440488He does it every couple days
>>80440500I need more
Bomp
ohio confusion
showering after being stinky for a few days feels good
>>80443152Keeping your hygiene in check is a good thing nonny! I usually try to shower every day but sometimes I just don't have the willpower.
70 frens. I am the new chickn
this is litterally me, if u even care!
>>80443504I usually try to keep it once a day, sometimes 2-3 days at max if I just have a few days in a row if I end up too busy/tired to take one
showerr me in compliments!!
>>80443864what did you mean by this
>>80443864wait not chickn who spams r9k ??disgusting
>>80444023>>80444052Chickn adds pretty much anyone and I do the same
>>80443992You are so cute, kind and beautiful. If I knew you in real life, I would marry you.
*roundhouse kicks sylware in the stomach*
>>80444606Why did you do that to her
this was so funny we need more of this energy in the world
You people are fucking mentally ill, I wake up this morning and someone removes me for no reason
>>80445480you got ghosted cuz you never reply or talk sorry but not sorry fr fr no cap
Haven't been in this thread since early December. Is it still full of blogposting from the alcoholic schizos.
Kinda wanna play Dork Souls again
>>80446543Go away
>>80446543I'm a little burnt out of DS1-3. I've just played them so much already.
>>80446543I'm currently playing ds1 after finishing my demon souls playthrough
They should make like a souls game with characters and a jump button
>>80450638Elden ring?
>>80450638Are you actually this heavy?
>>80450725I didn't play that one...>>80450731I've been pretty underweight all my life but I put on a little more weight since HRT still pretty average tho
>>80450961How is your transition going?
>>80450961Why are you on HRT? Stop that. Let's get your life together
>>80451042No complaints, my sisters let me borrow their clothes and they fit just fine
>>80451147Good luck to you. Pretty rare to see someone trans here
>>80451178Thanks anon! It's all going pretty good I'd say, I've seen some other trans girl post here but not lately>>80451144My life is pretty together alread though, I graduate this year and my part time renovated my contract for another year
>>80451450Most people here have a hateboner for your kind. Don't mind them that much and just be happy
t>>80451450good girl
>>80451450If it's good it's good then, as long as you're happy and still not in the honeymoon phase. Most people get pressured into this kind of stuff when young and vulnerable and/or have some sort of mental illness combined with insecurity so it's concerning to me to hear someone is on HRT.>>80451522I only want the best for people, but ultimately it is always their choice. Tough love is still love
>>80451760stop talking out of your ass
>>80451760I look like this
wish someone would pressure me into this kind of stuff, by which I mean estrogen.
>>80451760If tough love is jerking off to trans/femboy porn while saying that you're against them then sure
>>80451806I'll pressure you if you become my girlfriend
>>80451844deal!
>>80451813Uhhh anon do you have something you want to share with the class...?
>>80451806I can do that for you~Session or discord?
>>80451868Yes, I do actually. I had a friend on discord who was supposedly very anti trans, but had a girlfriend with a very sketchy sounding voice. We all assumed that that girl was trans and didn't think much of it. Turns out it was not even a trans girl, just some guy, and the supposedly "transphobic" guy just liked to call him a girl and refer to him with female pronouns
>>80451911why can't people just be honest with themselves?
>>80451911it's always the ones the you most expect
>>80451911Dunno why people always have to cope so hard with reality. It's like those futa posters who put giant dongs on girls because it's the only way they can get off, pretty homo dude. Should just embrace it instead of lying
>>80452011There was a "ball-less futa" thread on /d/ because supposedly balls on futa bring "onerous tranny adjacency".
>>80452045ball-less futa is so gross
>>80452117True, but here's the real question. What's worse, ball-less futa or futa without cock?
>>80452194how does a futa without cock work... thats just a girl
>>80452239Girls are great, we should normalize liking girls
>>80452239no cock, just balls and urethra
>>80452253I love girls
Yuuka always loses
it's 11pm I just woke up I HATE THIS
>>80453275I've been waking up at 6-8pm this week so I feel you, one night of staying up can fuck me up for weeks
>>80453275I've been having a hard time adjusting since break ended
>>80452500lie
>>80430302Merry horse year nonnies.
>>80453356I do!
BUUUUUMP
Ugh tomorrow is a long day. This fucking sucks but I don't wanna sleep
>>80452500>>80453996That a coincidence, I also love girls! Wow!
>>80455384Fellow girl connoisseur
I love both boys and girls!
>>80455384>>80455772Aren't we supposed to sperg about girls I don't get it
>>80456102Says who
>>80456102Not me. You can get all puffy and tuffy and sperg out while I get ruffy and huffy and splurge out and make others splurge to girls instead.
>>80456158Ruffy and huffy?
>>80456117Says everytime a girl actually posts here
>>80456830Proofs?
Hoomans are made to be sissy boywives
>>80458646Are NOT!
It's been 4 days and I feel pretty backed up. I mainly only like paizuri but what should I cum to?
>>80460132Clothed paizuri or assjob
>>80452500big if true
Imagine roleplaying as a gen alpha bull and making a six seven joke before nutting in your partner, making his creep cock explode
>>80463478I would rather not
I think I should be camellia wuthering waves and get tied up in vines to a bed so that I couldn't move and have a guy bite my neck and hold my wrists while he has his way with me so hard it feels my body is going to snap in the places I'm tied down!
just hold still..
>>80463602this is too lewd...
>>80463602Thank you for the food anon>>80440500See i told you he should post more often
Girls like this doko
>>80463602you should be Ume and let me grope your boobs
Never add anyone from r9k. Worst mistake of my life
>>80464563I can attest to that... Trash anons are so much nicer than people from r9k or soc But I might try my luck with them in the future again if I feel like daring them~
>>80464647Soc is a gamble but there are decent anons there. R9k is literal human faeces
>>80464563The first and last time I added someone from there, it was some legit schizo with memory disturbances who had the habit of preaching about god after we ERPed together. He was also really adamant about letting me know what a kind and virtuous person he was at any chance he got, despite being one of the most petty and vindictive niggers I've ever met.I still wonder if he really had memory issues or if he just loved being a cunt without taking accountability for his shitty behavior, he was constantly contradicting himself and if you called him out, he'd start having a melty that surpassed even our most unhinged posters on /trash/
>>80464647>>80464829I added two guys. One is a fatty who tells me to work out even though I am fit and another one is default discord PFP who is only interested in real life pictures of bimbos
>>80464647Wrong ava tetotard
Don't add a cute girl named looni
>>80464647fuck off retard sylware
>>80464861lil bro thought this was dft
>>80464861>>80464882Oh damn... good call anons! Sorry I ruined the kayfable... Vivian is for /dft/ only!!It's really nice that you guys can keep me accountable like that!
>>80464876Luckily there aren't cute people with that name
>>80464901Fuck off retard
>>80464907>>80464889>>80464882>>80464861Oh snap the schizo is back
>>80464925I feel responsible now...It's like I triggered him or something? But I think I'm really harmless actually... I really don't get him?
>>80464965You literally confirmed talking about people behind their backs
He won't reply to this btw
>>80465508I know he won't
M..>IntoAMWF (Asian male White female) raceplay, interracial, stepsis, switchy power dynamics (mostly maledom), brattiness, cheerleaders, sorority girls, worship, humiliation, corruption, manipulation, degradation.>Discordpineco2759
>>80464647I've added a few people from r9k and most are fun while they are around, only to realize the two of you had nothing in common, but I did meet one amazing friend there. Same goes for soc met a great person there tooOther threads on here are good but this thread usually is just bad adds from my experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39_sHgZNI5w
borp
it's been so long since I last checked this place... I'll just say boo! And leave like a silly ghost reminiscing old times with a little tear falling down my ghostly cheek... hope you're all doing well and I wish everyone good luck with their goals!
>>80467979A brown tear fell down my cheek after reading this
bocchitroon fakenice larp
>>80467979My goal was marrying you, please help me fulfill it
>>80468651If he looks like bocchi he can treat me however he wants
Sex with bocchi
To the anon who left me a long-winded rant about how their life sucks and then immediately blocked me after the rant after telling me how mad they are at me for having a better life, I just wanted to say... sorry? I mean I don't know what else I can say, you didn't even give me a chance to respond.Oh well, I hope this year will be much better for you all the same.
>>80469639some dude told me about how he got molested on our second convo. I feel you
>>80469639>>80469674Lol white people are fucking nuts.
>>80469580I wanna kidnap an anon and spend years turning him into bocchi through a rigorous diet, hormone replacement and brainwashing
>>80469695How did you know he was white? I mean you guessed correctly, but still.
>>80469639That's a big boobhu
>>80469695the molested guy was polish. not white
>>80469674Oops, forgot to respond to you, too. And yeah, some people open up with some crazy shit. I was just trying to think of what to respond with, but I got passive aggressive remarks followed by a block. Oof.>>80469720Indeed.
>>80469740Bigger.
>>80469716Everyone I talked to from here has been white and a little zany.
>>80469740i'm sorry that this happened to you, tohoposter. toho girls are pretty neat
>>80469711Good for you. I want a bocchi girl
>>80469748I'll try.>>80469774It's to be expected from /trash/, really. Lots of anons here are rather loopy due to their share of traumatic and/or self-inflicted experiences.>>80469784Oh I don't mind, really! It was just so sudden it left me confused. I only wish I could try to clear the air with them, but if they don't want to then it's no biggie.
>>80469794>girlI hope you can settle for a troon if you're looking here
>>80469816you seem pretty nice. can i add you?
>>80469816I didn't expect you to actually post bigger ones. Cute 2hu-anon
>>80469858I wouldn't be opposed to it, but I don't really come to this thread often for obvious reasons. What exactly do you want to look for in a friend, anon?>>80469904I've been saving titcows for years, don't underestimate me~ Touhou, BA, F/GO, Hoyoslop, bote games, GBF, anime, you name it!
>>80469932chatting about life and maybe occasional lewding. I value caring people who don't disappear for no reason
>>80469987Hmmhmm... tempting offer, but you're not posting cute anime/gacha girls, though, so I'm not sure what exactly I'd be getting into...
>>80470033i don't play those. I do have one waifu though. most of my saved stuff is either her or really faggy porn which i love
>>80470069Oh, that's understandable! Tell me about her, I'm curious!
>>80470152she's from one of my fav games of all time, dota. she is actually mute, and even though she looks meek, she can overpower any foe! i love her hair, her attitude and her clothes
>>80470248You sound like you love her a lot. I enjoy seeing passionate love for someone you appreciate!Honestly, I appreciate you wanting to add me, but I feel like I'd end up not fulfilling your expectations since I've been a lot busier irl. Plus like I said, I don't really post much here for a reason. I'm very pleased to have talked to you a bit all the same.
>>80470336eh, i don't mind talking to busy people, it's the unexpected loss of communication that hurts, and if you warned me, it's not unexpected, right? I'd love to add you even if you're not going to be very active. sorry if this is a polite way of telling me no i'm socially retarded
>>80470386Haha, well I'm definitely not going to randomly ghost you out of nowhere or remove you for no reason, so you don't have to worry about that! Pleasant conversation here and there doesn't hurt anyone.Sure, drop your tag!
>>80470406wellbakedbun is my taggy <3
Having to start every conversation yourself is pretty lame
>>80471436shut up slut and suck my cock
>>80471436okay anon, i'm starting a conversation with you! what are you into?
Did slyware cause drama again
>>80471539Sounds kinda gay>>80471578Just about anything, boobs,feet,furry,femboys,armpits you name it. Basically not guro or scat
>>80471436I don't think people often even ghost intentionally I think the world is just incredibly hostile to free time right now.
>>80471697omg that's so hot we should definitely lewd together can we lewd?
>>80471675Did you misspell her name on purpose
>>80471706This would make sense if the people here weren't neets who are terminally online.
>>80471732Oh is it sylware? Idk. All i know is they put in the annoying act of seeming innocent, but is incredibly weird and toxic when behind closed doors or when talking to mutuals so i just stopped interacting with them. Not surprised to find them in more horse shit again.
>>80471781>more horse shit again.What was the first time? In this thread he just hits on everyone and gets shot down
>>80471746Not everyone here is! There are those,.of course, but not all!
>>80472053What's up with your typing style broski
>>80472185I'm on my phone, have big thumbs and the long suffering machine spirit exacts petty revenge through an erratic and inconsistent autocorrect that I don't always catch before I hit post.
>>80473722i look like this
>>80473751No you don't
>>80469639Plenty here are losers with no future, try not to care and focus on finding new anons to befriend
>>80471706This, I swear to god i blink or zone out doing something a bit and auddenly 8 hours passI was mid conversation with a friend before i noticed i replied once almost every 10 minutes
>>80473978Oh don't worry, I know that the anon who crashed out on me like that isn't in the best state of mind or situation so I didn't take it to heart.
I don't think i have it in me to make friends or keep them. Everyone feels like they already have a friend they would rather spend time with, and I'm just there when they're bored. What do I do about this?
What do you mean there are no friends here
I had a terrible day so I have no willpower to make frens...
>>80476782Sorry anon, no friends here.
>>80477042Only enemies and rivals
Need clingy girlfriend
>>80477274We can do girlfriend (male) here
>>80477191This *is* discord rivals with benefits after all
2B posting to save the bread
Elden Ring level 1 has been a lot of fun but having fire giant, maliketh, hoarah loux, mohg, radabeast, and malenia almost back to back for the final sprint is pure pain. I'm on the last 2 now and feeling really burnt out.
>>80477274Need gojo boyfriend
>>80480082Fuck a duck.
>>80481177Do not the duck
