General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.blobfinni edish>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/thread spaced for sympathizing with the enemy: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80345685/
>>80459151The playdate wasn't what I thought it was; it was with Her Most Royal Highness - an affini floret I'm friends with. Mistress was a little concerned Her Most Royal Highness would be a bit rough with a fellow floret and wanted the As to take the edge off, and Ns to make sure we didn't get into a cycle where Her Most Royal Highness gets me horny and then gets more intense and then response from me gets Her Most Royal Highness more brazen.
I have seventeen life-sized blobfinni plushies. I didn't want them or ask for them, they just showed up in my hab one by one over time. I think this is some kind of shenanigan happening in slow motion.
>>80459804Cute. Have you named them?
>>80460039They don't deserve names. Except for Fuckface, the one I keep in front of the door so I can full speed running tackle it every time I get home, and Dickbreath, the one I have strategically wedged under my couch so that when Fuckface falls over and I bounce off of it I fly safely into the soft, plush embrace of Dickbreath instead of the hard edge of a piece of furniture and bust my head open again.
>>80460292wow I can't believe you named them fuckfaceyou should be domesticated for that alone
>>80460292Wouldn't you like them to have nice names, anon? I'm sure someone worked very hard on them :<
>>80461535I'm pretty sure they're compiled. They're all exactly the same, with the only minor differences between them being small bits of battle damage from being tackled or jumped on. It's part of the reason I suspect that an Affini might not actually be responsible; if an Affini was doing this they'd probably be making them by hand. Vine. Whatever. Maybe the first one was and the creator just had their compiler make copies, I dunno.
>>80461781If it is an affini then it clearly isn't a serious flirt if they're compiled.
>>80461781>compiled>not even class C imbuedBlegh, yeah prolly nothing to worry about on the 'is this ffini' front.
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>Going missing in the Accord:>Just pick a direction and walk>Going missing in the Compact:>Fifteen different sets of forms you've got to fill out totaling over a hundred pages>If it gets rejected for any reason you have to start over from the beginningHow is this supposed to be better?
>>80466959You... want to go missing?
>>80464456Hey, there's nothing wrong with compiled stuff :< it's not as if it's lower quality
>>80468996I mean... maybe it's cause almost nothing I've touched since moving in with Mistress has been compiled, but I've been losing my taste for it. Point being, if it was an affini trying to get you, they'd almost certainly make them by vine.
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>>80469048if she started swapping out hand-made stuff with stuff straight from the compiler, no way you'd be able to tell the difference.
