Breeding Edition!A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80393961
coming up on my 29th soon, started accepting a lot of things about myself over the past year, and mostly about my lack of belonging anywhere in normal society, but being around other pussyfree friends in these threads and elsewhere on the internet is genuinely comforting, love you all!
>>80462642You’re getting close to 30 there anon~I do wonder what it will feel like to become a 30yo virgin someday~
>>80463267honestly, sex probably isn't going to live up to the hype at this point, just give me someone to cuddle and goon with and I'll be happy
t.me/ggoooonn
>>80462642Good boy! Sex is dumb anyway!
Some more fun with Meru!https://files.catbox.moe/r94625.mp4
Fapping to mainstream pornstars, obsessing about reverse cowgirl scenes, no thoughts just pumping hard.
Early morning gooning time
>>80466666best time of day
>>80466666checked and gooned
>>80466704Nothing else to worry about except what porn to consume and how long to edge it for~ absolute bliss to just sink into it all
>>80466666if its an number on the clock, its time to pump your cock! always start bright and early!
>>80466744Especially when you have no plans for the day, so you can just goon and goon all day~
>>80466764Waking up and instantly starting, spending a good long while indulging! Best way to start a day~>>80466766Mhm! Able to spend as long as you wanna with porn, pumping endlessly and not having any pressure to stop... Love living my life like this <3
>>80466724Historically accurate Templar
>>80466777Nothing hotter than indulging your porn addiction as much as possible~
>>80466834That's exactly what I do every single day! Fetishizing my porn addiction and indulging in those desires, making it all worse as I melt my brain and overstimulate my gock with hours of porn and pumpies <3
some of my favorite hypnotube vids got taken down :(
>>80466865Its just the best! Getting worse and worse for porn as we fry our brains and get stupid fucking our hands~
>>80466903Literally what I'm doing right now~ staying in bed all day, consuming porn and endlessly edging it until my brain breaks... And it's so much better with you, anon <3
Do y'all know any great quickshot joi images or videos? Content doesn't matter much as long as its about cumming fast.Most I can find are way too long.
god I love anus, such a beautiful part of anatomy
>>80465888holy fuck this is peak
taking care of some morningwood
>>80467213Same, feels good to do~
>>80467244One of my fav artist!
>>80467244>>80467252need to stick my tongue aka toilet paper into that
>>80467328same, nothing more tantalizing than a well worked asshole
>>80459911Me on the right
>>80467244>>80467252>>80467391That ass and pussy have taken so many dicks
>>80467135It's like the body's natural ring
>>80467204Thanks a lot!https://files.catbox.moe/7sgafp.mp4
>>80467808jkitjkiojkriojoqiamaks oh my god the plaps and the cum dripping out this is so fucking 10/10
i'm fat and stupid and porn addicted and have a big dumb butt...
>>80468099Glad you like it so much! I just got her this week, so haven't made anymore vids with her, but I do plan to make more with her. Have also taken some pics with her as well
>>80468217This you?
>>80468217tugging to this post cause its literally meeeee
>>80468270more like this...
>>80468319fattie~
>>80468306uss
>>80468364arching my back and getting my dumb fatass all jigglyyy with twin!!
I should just buy an onahole at this point. I'm so exhausted trying to chase pussy, I can't even get with a fat chick
>>80468402Get with one of these lovely fat guys?>>80468217>>80468306
>>80468319Me as the friend
>>80468306Pokémon professors nowadays starting onlyfans and doing everything BUT researching Pokémon
>>80468402pussy wont live up to porn anyways, might as well get a nice variety of onaholes (and maybe some plugs and dildos too)
Maybe letting an anon teach me to be the girl for him would still count as losing my virginity right?
>>80459911>average college dorm
>>80468546sex is sex nonny, doesn't matter if you are the top or the bottom
>>80468609just thinking about being the girl for someone makes my brain feel all mushy...
need a fellow married/relationship goon friend so we can be gay and pussyfree behind their backs together~
>>80468674that feeling is why i stopped viewing myself as male, and its been the best.
>>80466744Booba!
>>80468319I wish I was chubby femboy but I know if I'll get any fat it all will go in my upper body, fuck my retarded moid life
>>80468875>girl showing her friends a picture on her phone as they laugh:>"ew, look at this fat incel that tried to chat me up!">the incel in question:
>>80468266and im glad youre uploading all this stuff, i have such a huge fetish for cute boys using sex toys like dolls and onaholes, so this is making me feral. especially since your cock is so nice looking. do you share those pics through discord, or do you upload them here or catbox?
>>80468751Need this. My gf is really hot and spoils me pretty well but the thought of having a faggy pump buddy on the side to get gay as hell with has always been so hot
>>80463442I have no hope of losing my virginity at this point so it doesn't even matter if sex is actually good or not >.<
>>80469114The main characters from their respective series are gonna form a pact to rail their femboy asses until they can't stand
>>80469153Non-stop butt plapping sex until they’re pregnant
>>80469206I imagine it's in the dressing room of the video game awards where it happens, mcs from each game taking the femboy from the game
My hairloss is going to become visible this year, and it's going to make me a permavirgin >.<(I can't wait~)
>>80469262Are you working hard on getting pied too?
>>80469098>do you share those pics through discord, or do you upload them here or catbox?Both, here's the server that I also share all my stuff in: gZYx3yE
>>80469320I already have ED anon >.<The best I managed is a few semis in months...
>>80469114It gets even hotter when you can't get it up for them later on because you already jerked off with with your secret pretend gay stroke buddy! Seeing who can go pussyfree the longest!
>>80469490Fuck yea it’s so hot this has been happening to me and my boners have been waaaay less stiff with her but with any fag pump buddy on discord my dick is diamonds Anyone in the same situation should drop their tag~
>>80469678do you usually blow up your goonbros dms with tons of assmeat..
>>80470031lubing up your hand for an hours long strokesesh to twerking wobblers >>> p*ssy
>>80469956Always down to flood my goonbuddies dms with fat wobbly assmeat
>>80470247add swimmingby
>>80470031I need my tongue on her shitter.
>>80468875i was skinny when i entered 2025 and when i left it, i gained a lot of weight...i even have stretch marks now, but ive fetishized it
>>80470373if i could just spend my life as toilet paper, i would probably die happy
>>80470417i wish everyone on this board was like you and fetishizing how theyre turning into a squishy boyblob for porn
>>80470512aww, thank you nonny!!!! ive become addicted to soda to the point where i barely drink water anymore and drink like 2-3 sodas a day. i tried getting better a few weeks ago but i gave up ;3also, saw the pic attached on the other thread and i loved how relatable it was~ the cuter the anime pfp, the uglier the person <3i love pretending to be cute and stuff whilst also knowing im an ugly fat pile of filth~
Limpdick losers who've accepted that the only way they'll ever lose their virginity is by getting slamraped by cock like a girl are sooooo hottt
>ruins your chances of ever having sexheh, nothing personal
>>80470512honestly i keep going back an forth from wanting to be a femy twink and a hedonistic binge eating pig >>80470619I'll never hae lids,. so I would be more than happy if i can serve as real mans back-up cock sleeve
>>80470619>>80470619this is so me, i used to be 6 inches when fully hard but now i think im only like 5? i used to prone but didnt do it too much, yet im limp asf now lmao. i think its because i literally touch myself all the time.
>>80470685SNIFFFFFFF
>>80470800Say it with me now: GUH
>>80470884guh guh GUHHneed to be kept totally p*ssyless and addicted to sniffbait assporn..
>>80470914High off oversized wobbleDONK cheekmeat!it will forever keep you an 2d ass addicted piggy
>>80470692>>80470736Perfect sidebitch material for some hung young stud to take advantage of... your fagpussies better be nice and trained by now
>>80470956throbbing my pied pp every time you reply guhhcan i keep snorting all the crack youre flooding my brain with while we get worse together...
>>80470990We'll be snorting it up like a couple of swine while we lose braincells
>>80471038kneading my dicklet hoping you do this kinda thing in private cause the idea of drowning each other in piping hot p*ssy repellent makes my nostrils flare HARD
>>80471063sure can
>>80471089gingertugg
desperately need to worship sweaty girl cock
Anybody stroking to JAV queens?
>>80472249I want to go on a japanese train and have a girl sit across from me and flash me her pussy then laugh at me and call me a perv when her stop arrives
>>80472534Keep dreaming. Just fapping to JAV queens fucking.
need to sniff sweaty assholes
>>80472649based!
>>80472600Shaved japanese girl pussy is truly the lewdest pussy out there since it's almost always censored and hairy. I'll always fuck my pussyfree cock if I come across it!
>>80472717Are you doing it right now...? Pumping into that handgina?
>>80470592h-hey! That's me..!
>>80472756I am now again! I had to stop because my room mate walked in to say she was leaving for the weekend!
>>80473165So am I. Pumping dreaming of JAV queen cunt clenching around my shaft.
>>80473165Do you have a fav?
>>80464458need to be bullied by Astolfo's boybutt stink
>>80473697I miss the guy who posted threads about his hyperscat characters like this one... His utterly filthy posts and his writing style did things to my dick that would qualify it as a dangerous ballistic weapon. On the other hand, I don't want him to burn out making them, and keeping his threads to a cryptic once-in-a-blue-moon schedule gives them a certain charm, like a rare delicacy. What I'm trying to say is... hyperscat guy, if you're here, please make another thread! I wanna go insane over your characters again!!!
>>80475757I'm glad I'm not the only one who misses them! His creations have milked me stupid with lust so many times!
>>80475415I need to fit in a flat cage
>>80468751need this. being with a chubby gooner to be gay with and goon together with. would be their goon husband or wife
>>80476644hes so hot..
>>80476644I want to be the left with my face in the right one's ass
need to meet a cute nonny with a fat hairy butt and break him down into a brainwashed twerkpig...
>>80476644bullying this anon into stretching out his asshole on cam since it's the closest he'll ever get to having sex!
>>80477711I've never shaved my big butt...
>>80470119Mario and Luigi are so lucky
>>80470592>>80476644Discord users will have a pfp like this and be the ugliest, fattest, smelliest Mexican men irl
>>80478558HOT
>>80477711Hotttttt, being brainwashed is so cool
>>80478558PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE
>>80478558that just makes it better
>>80476262Aw, any character you're in the mood for? Caramel? Shyra?
>>80478587>>80478633And don't even get me started on the astolfo pfps/discord femboys>>80478754Peak
>>80477731giwtwm...
>>80478892this is literally my pfp
>>80478892Anyone with an astolfo pfp needs to be put in a astolfo Kigurumi and cosplay
>>80478853Caramel or Summer...since I love those two the most!
>>80478937i have both the pfp and the cosplay
>>80478977Hot
>>80478988would love to be some fat hairy gooners astolfo cosplaying boiwife
>>80478754>>80478892PLEASE USE MY FACE AS YOUR SEAT
>>80479026I’m not fat, I genuinely wanna cosplay astolfo as well lmao
>>80479152would be nice to have fun with another astolfo cosplayer too
>>80479202Would be very gay though
>>80479212not gay if we both look like girls nonny
>>80479240Oohh true, guess you can cum inside as it’s no longer gay
>>80479307i will cum inside you every day nonny
>>80479322That’s really fun, gotta stay plugged so I don’t leak everywhere
>ugliest, fattest, smelliest Mexican men irlas a brownie this turned me on sm...
>>80477859>>80478614feel free to add me if it sounds like you..rannyrannyy
>>80481046Nice tomoko art, I stick to threads sorry. How would you brainwash me though?
>>80467135>>80467478Peak taste. Who cares about cunt when assholes are right there and better in every way?
>>80478853Is the Switch dog going to come out and spread her strains all over the thread again?
>>80481920I need to rim assholes
>>80482006I've got one that's extra greedy for long sloppy tongues to buttfuck it~
>>80482049Please let me tonguefuck it pretty please
>>80482049shooting a watery goonload onto a twerking booty just to slobber all over the hole!
>>80482142clapping my meaty anal cushions together for my goonbuddy and getting sprayed with that dicksludge just for him to ram it down my hole with his fat wet tongue <3>>80482072only if you promise to polish every inch inside and out with spit~
Why do I keep looking at animal dildos, they seem to be what i gravitate towards
>>80482049Might she also need a glans cleaning? Asking for a friend...
>>80482222I will, it’s gonna be so polished and clean. I will do such a good job
>>80470619Big dick goonstuds deserve the holes of failed males!
>>80482222making your clapcakes clench on the base of that tushy taster before it slithers out and you do more figure eights to charm another load out of my pornbroke penis hands-free<3
>>80470619I’ve accepted it that’s why I’m saving for a dildo or 5
>>80482310i love sucking up loser spunk with my male shithole, so erotic to make sure gooner DNA stays stuck inside my guts and their dicks stuck beating off to my asscunt~
>>80482673I think I want to giving your spermbank a deposit...
evens regular plapping friday nightodds ask anons for an anime pfp for hairy butt pic
>>80481920>cuntWhat's that? There's only one hole down there
hiigh and lewdingg~
>>80483147Exactly nonny, just focus in on that warm slimy pucker and zone everything else out... Watch it wink and blow kisses for your goonstick~ Stick it in and let it give your pornrod a big wet sloppy gut-kiss! <3
>>80482696Do you mind if I've used my shitpipe to milk half a dozen other loser dicks before you?~
>>80483917Is that really safe for my first time? I mean I've never been with someone like that before...but I really want to give you a try!
Ideal GF
>>80484260I wish I had a puffy anus like a horse
>>80483801That tight pucker is just the right place to have sex, why would anyone want it any other way? So warm and wet, this is truly the only plaphole that matters
>>80484382I wish my plaphole was being used
limpdicked permavirgin loser, looking for fellow fat slobs and porn addicted losers to have fun with ;3permavirgin349
me on the left
>>80485113this is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>80485113You should wax
