damn that was fast first for doms that beat me up

sub that eats plain ruffles and french onion dip (it's me)

dom that gives you a $1776 (taxed) bonus check that he took out of your (untaxable) housing credits

"i heard there was a guy who could run on anything" that's doomf!

"I heard there was a guy who always said 'there it is!'" that's woomf!

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unc works at subway kek

"I heard there was an animal that people farm for milk and beef?" that's moomf!

stand on my money im 3'4
im a broke boy i need more

"I heard there was a guy who's addicted to porn" that's coomf!

Standing 5'8", voice 6'5"
Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys

im so glad i dont understand most of these nigger/zoomer references

i will not engage in niggerculture

guy named Peter - but where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?

>>80491421
hey unc you might like this one >>80491425

nigga dont know bout jvb

bro is chunc

at least peters kids know their dad

shut up meg

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uhhh me

jej that is a meg-coded post

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yes.

I want my fellow sub gooner friend (who doms me) to ignore me while they talk to a real dom and slowly lose interest in me...

bro posted it again

>>80491614
blow your shit off smooth man

posted it again award

>tfw didn't get any terraria encouragement last thread

bro award

>>80491662
encouragement for what

>tfw didn't get any asking encouragement last thread

>>80491662
nobody cares if you play terraria my dude

>>80491655
You're all just fucking losers huh. Where do I find a gross dommy gooner to throatpie my fren??? Gimme ur tag, big guy...

>>80491736
take that shit to /dft/ thanks

blow it out your ass

>>80491736
>big guy
for you

>>80491675
playing with a friend if he asks despite my general burn out with the game and dissatisfaction with the modpacks he wanted to play in the past

>>80491711
my friend sometimes does!

>>80491764
my friend sometimes asks
but he didn't this time so yeah

>>80491764
your friends sounds like he deserves better

>>80491764
boy you sound really fun to play games with and not annoying as fuck at all

>>80491764
>>80491655

born to kill myself forced to not kill myself or else I'll make people sad

>>80491885
people will families kill themselves, you just dont want to you enjoy talking about it too much

>>80491885
people will questions kill themselves, you just dont want to you enjoy asking about it too much

>>80491977
yes selfish people exist I'm just overly empathetic and autistic and don't want people to hurt because of me even though I really want to slit my wrists

>>80492007
jejbol

not now mommy puppy is killing himself

>>80492025
if you that empathetic you would stop posting about it and depressing everyone

>>80491977
yes curious people exist I'm just overly inquisitive and scrutinizing and don't want people to doubt because of me even though I really want to ask my questions

>>80492094
oh I don't care about that because this thread is a shitpost dumpster fire, have you ever browsed /trash/?

bro said if you that

>>80492037
jerking eoff just burst out loud?

lying on my stomach and kicking my feet and laughing like teehee

>>80492110
everyone hates you. if you were under a bridge and it was piece of shit ruin it wouldn't matter if you were annoying everyone there going on and on about some depression larp

bro said teehee

>>80492133
spurted to this

>>80492147
ok this just gives me more fuel to suicide post about thanks

>>80492133
nghhhhh I'm pumpinggggg

>>80492166
no it doesn't it just further proves your larping about being empathetic

i'm piece of shit ruin

>>80492177
I'm empathetic for people I actually know not anonymous people on 4channel
welcome to the Internet bro
your so mad

>>80492147
ok this gives me more fuel to ask about thanks

>>80492177
What about his being empathetic?

this thread is epic

>>80492238
nya~

>>80492249
epic bacon for the winsauce?

should i rape charlie

>>80492284
he's married to the waitress so I would say no

charlie dead lol

she's married to the muffin man

>>80492319
I don't know him

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gooned to this again award

>>80492315
catch me carrying the flame tbdesu

shout out to joe but fuck the police

I'm a ginger but my soul is free

>>80492315
charlie from hazbin hotel?

I hit my knee on the table *inhale* ahhh
stewie come in and save it

if life is nothing but an endless race, you bet your ass I'm getting first place

if life is nothing but an endless question, you bet your ass I'm getting first ask

>>80492515
making lewd bets with anon and putting my bum on the line...

>>80492538
what

>>80492538
Please kill yourself ty

oh god, a waking nightmare
I live a life so miserable, it isn't fair

>>80492493
peter never said anything like that after injuring his knee though

>>80492267
that's a fox not a cat retard
what does the fox say?

>>80492585
bro doesn't know

>>80492594
i know of the running gag you're talking about but he never said that afterwards

>>80492594
i know of the running question you're talking about but he never asked that afterwards

>>80492619
the rest of it is from a song you retard

I wanted to ask the thread some questions but I can only think of 6 or 7 total and I feel like that's not enough

>>80492663
oh so im a retard for not having a piece of esoteric information? fuck off

6 7 xddddd

>>80492663
>>80492707
people who dont consume all the same media as me are retards who should kill themselves immediately for my entertainment

>>80492745
>>80492707
yes exactly retard

>>80492745
see this anon gets it

>>80492718
teehee *kicks my feet in the air*

>>80492381
based

bro said teehee again

>>80492553
>you bet your ass
anon said "you bet your ass", so I was talking about betting mine..,

>>80492826
what

sphincter says what

I'm friends with the lobster inside of my head

wait it's under my bed
killing myself

>>80492870
there is the figurative expression about betting one's hindquarter, meaning "you can be sure about that", since they're something very intimate, vulnerable and taboo, and I suggested making that expression literal by putting that vulnerable part of mine on the line in this kink thread

>>80492895
*sphincter noises*

>>80492937
I'm confused...

>>80492937
I don't get it could you explain again

>>80492718
8 9

>>80492949
>>80492967
Okay, so there are these things called "expressions" which convey a certain culturally predefined meaning, not the literal meaning of the words. Anon used such an expression and suggested the literal meaning of the words, in contrast to the non-literal use of the idiom

>>80492999
and *I* suggested the literal meaning

>>80492999
I dunno I'm starting to get kinda scared I just really don't understand I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so fucking sorry fuck my life I'm sorry sorry sorry

>>80492999
>>80493022
goddammit anon you made him upset

>>80493033
The important part is really that my bung hole is available, depending on games of chance.
You should be focused on that and need to worry less about the cultural significance of the original phrasing

>>80493033
sowwy :(

your so mad

bro said sowwy

why are there so many brits today

you will never be british achmed

silence i kill you

look at me look at me, im the findom now

>>80493052
what

>>80493467
jej'd

>>80493596
this niggas a sphincter kek

>>80493467
what jeff dunham puppet would make the best findom

サブウェイw

>>80491365
someone made this for the purpose of jerking off to it but there's literally no way anyone can find this erotic

>prompting an ai
>made

that's proomptf!

AI art is real art.

no its not you elon cockrider

>>80494193
i love failgirl futa bocchi its the best

>>80494364
jej

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>>80491247
Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3
tag nikitsun3

thats great but can i get it toasted

JUST IN: US used powerful mysterious weapon in raid to capture Nicolás Maduro, Venezuelan soldiers left bleeding and vomiting, NY Post reports.

my name's not Justin bro shut the fuck up

how will this help american citizens

im your oldest brother justin mcelroy

I'm your middlest brother whoever the fuck
I haven't watched mbmbam in like 7 years

is trump really gonna buy greenland

no you retard

is trump really gonna give netanyahu literally everything he wants and more

why not

>>80495832
then why is he talking about it

>why is the guy who lies about everything and is constantly wrong talking about something that won't happen
hmm I wonder bro

bro is a political commentator now

okay when he buys greenland im gonna laugh at you

ok and I care why

hes gonna buy greenland like when he built that wall or made canada the 51st state

he's gonna buy greenland because green is the color of money

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>>80495958
ummm bibi got his wall though wdym

why is it called greenland if its really cold there

kaw

cuz green rhymes with cold

remember when trump "brought peace to the middle east" for around 5 days before the bombings resumed anyways

>>80496008
my dude that's a sign not a wall

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>>80496089
what about this one

>>80495806
actually he says whats up trav nation im your middlest brother big dog vroom vroom woof woof travis mcelroy now

so what happened they kidnapped moderna or something

>>80496140
>woof woof
puppy representation is based
no but seriously those guys are so fucking cringe it's insane lmao

>>80496147
make me chuckle thanks

>>80496163
yeah true but i still like them

>>80496201
I respect your opinion

the glass shark bit did make me laugh really hard back in the day

>>80496138
that's woomf!

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>>80496138
im ootl whats with the wall

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>>80496465
goyslaves pledge their allegiance to israel at the wailing wall

bro doesn't know about the wailing wall

Canada is such a fucked up place because half the country speaks French and the other half lets them

i thought they spoke cantonese and hindi

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just got a fire deal on kfc on doordash hell yeah
2 breasts and 2 wings with 2 sides and 2 drinks and 2 biscuits for less than $15 including tip
never kill yourself guys

i love my findom

they told me the store was free delivery on $12 and up but they gave me free delivery on only a $10 subtotal for some reason

fatass

"wdym your friend lives in a garden" that's bloomf

>>80498368
I didn't eat all day please don't be mean to me
I probably won't drink both drinks or eat both biscuits but it was a 2 for 1 deal so I had to get them...

i haven't had kfc chicken in like 15 years but their sandwiches are good

i dont eat niggerslop

oh ok

>>80498504
it's gud

>>80498741
you are obsessed with black people and probably goon to bbc

sounds more like you are talking about yourself bro

I goon to bbc but I don't go around posting the n word any time anything slightly related to black people is mentioned like you do

shut up nigger lover unlike you i have a family

bet they don't talk to you though

bet he doesn't kiss ya

>>80498891
I think you clocked him jej

or i lost interest in replying you samefag

oh he madr

bro said madr

bro doesn't know the thread meme

bernie madroff

i was just pretending to be retarded

well that was a bad decision on your part

after evolving oddish be like thats gloomf

"sub that's depressed and won't shut up about it" that's gloomf

"who's that owl vtuber that graduated again?" that's moomf!

"that guy has a lot of thread" that's loomf!

"what pokemon does gloom evolve into again?" that's vileploomf!

"she's really fertile" that's wombf!

so this is what the pedocord does now huh

"he does a lot of psychedelics" that's shroomf!

oh yay the schizoposter who's obsessed with doj is back it's been a while

so you admit you are a pedo huh doj

it's actually crazy how someone who doesn't even post here anymore can live so rent-free in someone's head because of rampant mental illness
kinda beautiful ngl

Is the doj in the room with us right now anon?

idk you were the one who namedropped yourself unc and i see you posting rn

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you're the only one who calls it the "pedocord" man don't act like you were being subversive lmao
also I'm not doj I haven't even interacted with him/her once
and I'm not in their discord
but that's not going to stop your delusions because you refuse to take your medication so whatever

Bro put himself in the cuck chair of his own life

>him/her
lol

Pronouns make me laugh too

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>only one person ever calls me out for being a pedo ringleader I KNOW IT IS ONLY ONE OK???
ok man

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>>80500087

he works at subway? thats groomf

she*

subwoomfer

unc workin at subway kwab

6 7

"that guy shits a lot" that's poomf!

"what are we gonna do on the bed?" thats poomf!

bro's shitting on the bed

>>80491482
>>80491562
>>80492381
>>80492480
>>80492798
>>80495727
kill yourself lardass dipshit

>>80496258
>>80498343
>>80498397
>>80499999
>>80500125
kill yourself lardass dipshit (again)

the success of heated rivalry is once again proving my theory that all women are fujos

bro was so mad 45 minutes ago

He really just tagged everyone huh

kwab

>>80502404
not funny. die.

>>80502459
your so mad

youre so brown

you're so vain

nigga said youre

nahhh you're is crazy

>>80491614 (me)
>>80502404
Plsplsplsplspls

how come there's there their and they're but there's only your and you're
where's the youir

“WDYM your friend is a 1999 American live-action children's television series in which child cast members present a variety of types of content, including games, recipes, science experiments, and short plays, based on ideas sent in by children??”

that’s Zoomf

zmail

kinda miss hotmail and yahoo on the lowks

they both highkey still exist

midkey i use protonmail now

is midkey just key

midkey 17

epic midkey

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I would lock him in my basement and feed him bugs

"who's that guy who keeps larping as a cow in your replies?" that's moomf!

>>80503217
when I'm german and the postman showed up to give me a letter

we dont do zat in. Germany

>germans don't get mail
that's fucked up hans

>>80503864
is that arin hanson

>>80503876
idk

yeah i use protonmail too im just saying having your email end in hotmail or yahoo is kinda sovlfvl
actually aol might mog them both

wtf the bears beat the packers after getting 25 points in the 4th quarter

>>80504036
it's not because that's not suzie but it kinda looks like him

bro no replying when the conversation ended hours ago

bears and packers? what is this, a ftm gathering!

nigga it was 45 minutes and i was gaming
im so mad

>>80504122
ayyyyy

/beta/ aim chatroom?

>>80504143
your so m-- oh
well carry on then

nigga said carry on then

>>80504085
my email ends in hotmail its about 20 years old now i remember making it in school

da bears

da bears

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what do I even do now bro

this shit has happened so many times and people never learn

>>80504911
you mean niggers never learn

posted it again award