/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4471>"Hey, Anon" Edition--Stories--By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By YellowNoteAnon>Queen and Countryhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/77428461By BeardoMan_43>HMOFA Short Stories. Written by me.https://archiveofourown.org/works/77423061By LionfriendWritefriend>Ashley is Pregnanthttps://rentry.co/iytawh3kBy Anon_Writfriend>Anon and the Nerdy Mouse (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/76413341By Itsunos_Vision>Scorch Directive: Hellion Squad (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68759756>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Sheppy Shenanigans (Ch. 9)https://archiveofourown.org/works/42351666By ScaryDrPepper>Millennia Apart (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68155381>Specimen Six (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By Meklab>The Fox & Hound (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/43850712By JacklinMauer>Crawling through a Sunset Oblivion (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/30172095By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Ficanon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80492328Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Athletic waifurs
How you even upload in this new sofurry?I just want to copy and paste text but I see no option to do so
>>80500952Le monke…
How would you deal with your waifur's imposter syndrome?
poast hmofuh
>>80500892Stanky shy fox! She wants to look tough, but is all soft on the inside.
Post waifurs wearing high heels
>>80501070Remind her how beautiful she looks in her everyday clothing, doing mundane daily chores
>>80501153You fucked it. You should've said "I think we should post waifurs wearing high heels"
Goth cat
>>80501217Shieeet
>>80501217No, it should've been "thread artists don't know how to draw Anthros in high heels".
Choose a butt you would fuck.
>>80501438All of the aboveEven the spiky one
>>80501403It's a silhouette of the guy from the Yakub comic
>>80501438Already got one
>>80501070How would you deal with your humanbando's seething envy?
>>80501352Big fat goth cat tats
>>80501467Oh, that's right, they specifically say "I think..."I thought anon was saying "phrase it this way for better results", but really, it was a reference joke.I get ya, and thanks for explaining the joke.Also, I remembered that an anon wanted me to draw titty sucking. I totally spaced (whale) on that... Hopefully I remember to draw that when I wake up. In the meantime, suck on these puppies!
>>80500892>Every single sofurry link is now brokenWelp goodbye several hundred stories
Accurate assessment?
Triple AAA waifur
I remember a time when /hmofa/ never had forced OC's.
>>80501670Missy should be "*Wakes up from dream*"
>>80501666This is bad, real bad. Damn furfags can't properly maintain a website to save their lives!What are we gonna do Satan?
>>80501723Check arcbive.org or something
>>80501670I feel like Bridgette would be "and I love you".
>>80501403High heels are fucking ugly and trashy.
>>80500922>*slurp*
>>80501670>Has only half of the available headshots
>>80501670Eventually someone needs to make a /hmofa/ universe for all of these characters.
>"So... Let me make sure I am interpreting this correctly: You are going to deprive yourself of sleep so that you may hallucinate me into your world... from, you say, your bathroom mirror? And what if it is not me that slithers out of that silver sheen?"
>>80501005>she wants you to train with her>keeps spamming headscissor on you
>>80501846RA needs to read every single story and scour every single thread in the archive to find every single waifur ever made and then draw them
>>80501868Don't care. Worth.
>>80501823MORE KISSING!!!
>>80501868Been there done that with this mare
>>80501666>>80501723Looks fine to me
I'm just gonna ask this now to avoid an argument later.I've got a few adhg greens I'm gonna post soon (in /adhg/ obviously) and I want to add them to my anthology. Would it be preferable if I made a separate thing for those or could they go in that as well and it'd be fine? I figure it's no big deal since it's an anthology, you can just read what you want and ignore what you don't want.
>>80501868That's what the salt, holy water and gun is for.
>>80501929>>80501723>>80501666Oh wait you meant the masterbin links. Yeah those are fucked.
>>80501352>>80501607Big fat goth cat tats... in my mouth.
>>80501670Shit list. It doesn't include the rest of them.
>>80501954as long as they're labeled people have no ground to stand on if they complain and only themselves to blame
>>80501994I sentence Anon to living with a lazy cat roommate
>>80502053i prefer this lazy cat
which's zemmy's story?
>>80501352>>80501994based
>>80502080I can already picture myself getting in arguments with Hannah on /x/Or maybe just posting in the same humor thread
>>80502093she has 3 different ones
>>80502080she's not lazy! she's trying for (You) ((her try is not very tryful))
>>80502108I know what that cat is from but I can't remember her name and I think she's hot
>>80502225Does it start at hot night's with zemirah?
>>80502282Catti
>>80502306That's it, thank you. I think Catti is hot.
>>80502282Catti from Deltarune, not to be confused with her sister Catty
>>80502080this is like the cleanest i've ever seen her look
>>80502330Maybe she's doing it for you... not that she'd ever admit it
All vixens are rapists
>>80502294Hot Nights is firsthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/61216321/chapters/156439768Then the SFW storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/67553406Then the last one is Hotter Nightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/67610256
>>80502364Flabby rosbeef hag cuntShe only fucks children how is it loose like that?
>>80502479my bad
I am getting very tired of some bullshit.Once again requesting to drown my sorrows in caprine women.
>>80502495????????
>>80502395Thanks, also that drawing is baffling to me, on paper it should be terrible, the lines are shaky and weightless, the colors are cut sharply, the anatomy is questionable and asymmetric and there's 0 shading, yet it's so charming and her face so captivating.Could be a trace but i think whoever did it is pretty good at colors and composition as well as expressions.
>>80502560its because the drawing is made with soul and that elevates its quality
>>80502583You are right, I guess all the technical skills in the world can't make up for genuine love for the subject.
i enjoy this whore immensely
I like Unreal Tournamenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCRibm4kOaEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hn-pNxtByMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6UtCOGqTmIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azeuh-cRnUYI love sparkledogs :)
>>80502773>>80502779she looks like she uses lots of butter when cooking
>>80502773>>80502779Babe, it's time to take your meds.
>>80502795True
>>80502773>>80502779>>80502900TubbyBut imagine the cuddles
>>80502926A literal fat bitch
>>80502884You didn't just take that, did you? That's nitroglycerin. Don't. Move. Eh, don't breathe, don't do ANYTHING. Eh, accept PRAY.
>>80502941It's not just used in explosives but also heart medication
What to draw? Canid lady eating a sandwich in the foodcourt?
>>80502978Okay I think i'm getting old if nofag understands that reference
>>80503027The future is now old manwhat's it a reference to?
>>80500892FoxPop real???
>>80502999have a crow girl trying to steal her sandwich while she's not looking
Ugghh there's a certain thread I've been wanting to bump off the board but every time they get closet to page 11 someone just HAS to post in it
>>80502999>anon wants a bite
>>80502999Rocketjumping waifur
>>80503084Role reversal, I like it.
>>80503084Kek>>80503085Seconding this
>>80503085I will try the rocket jumping waifur.
naked mommyfur cuddling
>>80503272How bad was it?
>>80503272>da burrs might actually win da superb owl in my lifetimeUsed to dream of times like this...
>>80502108Love the take on her work uniform especially with the stockings
Would minhee like a barret? what would be her choice of secondary?
>>80503425I don't know what she is but she's hotWeird weapon she's got, but I can already imagine some things you could do with it
>>80503085No rocket jumping in the mansion! Who hired this maid?!
>>80503465She's on a strict rocket waltz on the estate grounds only rule
>>80503465How else is she going to reach the second floor?!
>>80502900Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a sandwich like that!
if graffitianon is here here's a design he can steal cause all he does is toy shit
>>80503542>Mom's
>>80503465She's here to protect you from home invaders, just pay her in over-sized cartoon steaks and you'll have no problems.
>>80503561yeah, copy pasted the line from google, line was from a movie though
Mistah Huh-Moh-Fuh
>>80503560blud burned me i kneel imma bite that :skullemoji:
I turned on adult content on steam and man, these games all suck, and most of 'em I'd hardly even consider games.Why do most porn games just suck?
>>80503452Yeah she'd like a Barret, but she'd go flying if she shot one not braced.Her biggest size related lament is she can't really fire larger guns without a brace, and probably why she likes shooters once Manager introduces them to her.
>>80503707
>>80503707Hot bun and hot gun
>>80502738Based taste all around.
>>80503452>>80503690I don't know anything about guns so I just imagined Minhee with his gun-arm
>>80503707>>80503713I wonder what 'BUN' stands for?
>>80502108There should be more human characters in Deltarune.
>>80503672It's the nature of porn games. The ones with actual gameplay or a legit story are one in a million.
>>80503772Brown Ugly Niggers
>>80503736Woah, that drawing new?
>>80503790there are it's just the story takes place in a monster town with kris being the sole human because he was adopted
>>80503803I think people made a bunch because it's a pretty old image set.Still want to see her smoking a cigarette with a conflicted looking human in bed
I just want to DP a drunk and sweaty whore who aches for massive, colossal gargantuan human cock
Read my story. Talk about my story. Do it now.
>>80503736id jerk off to this if i hadnt just done that 15 minutes ago
>>80503672Because they have to choose whether they're selling it as porn or as a game. Lots of games can sell on their gooner aspects, but it's a lot harder to sell something that has straight up porn to a wider market. So, they have to market the game as porn, and the gameplay and story will end up lacking.
>>80503803Kind of? It's an edit of an edit of the girl from this comic.
>>80503873furbitches who need it NOWnot tomorrow, not yesterday
>>80503888Trips of trvth apparently
>>80503918Bottom is better, top's head sucks
>>80503973The snout is too wide, or thick I guess, with the top one but she has the better body.
>>80503888yeah kind of a shame that the only profitable path for something more explicit is a multi year patreon cocktease project that is borderline a scam.>pic unrelated
>>80503918>>80503973>>80503993I feel like the top is supposed to be a drawing of a person in a fursuit.
>>80504047I think they both are with the bottom being more feminine and form fitting, but it also captures two pretty prominent styles of anthro in art.
>>80504040V3 soon
>>80504047I think it's a joke about deviantart oc vs kemono or more broadly western artstyle vs eastern
>>80504142Nah, it's definitely about the kind of people who really hate furries and fursuits but would say that characters like Judy Hopps and Diane Foxington are lowkey hot. Which is a fair opinion
>>80502941/hmofa/ is filled with sub 20s broAlso even when it released no one watched atlantisAnyways, imagine if the atlanteans were all shark girls instead of humans haha
>>80504114Any day now, surely...
>>80504204Had that shit on VHS, but I much preferred Treasure Planet.
>Sybil walks in
>>80504204Oh, that was an Atlantis reference? I fucking love that movie but I haven't watched it since I was a kid.I loved the leviathan's look as a kid and looking it up now, it's just as cool as back then. If not more.
>>80504204Shut up you Christmas cutter.
>>80504255Multiple dream-entering waifurs competing for the same human male
>>80504204BS. Me, my mom and older brother saw it when I was 3, soon to be 4 and even though my recollection is hazy, I distinctly remember being obsessed with Silvers' arm and wanting a toy of him when we went to Toys-R-Us at the local mall. I didn't think Amelia was too terribly attractive at the time, though. Mostly the way her eyes and face are animated during certain scenes.
>>80504249Man I wish I had more disney movies on VHS growing up. Still had things like star wars and indiana jones, but never really got to watch the animated classics.Alright, time for real oldfag hours: my grandpa in japan is a huge movie westaboo and had fucking japanese subbed laserdisk movies. I remember sleeping in his room with him and my bro after watching lethal weapon on his laserdisk player. Those were the days.
>>80504300Joke's on them. The only dream I ever have is standing in the middle of a clearing surrounded by trees that turn into obelisks with runes on them, a portal on one end, a dude in asian armor and the body of some dude
>>80504204when I was real little, the animalympics were on TV almost constantly. there's a russian weasel/otter/stoat-thing that does a gymnastic routine that I obsessed over.
>>80504312wrong movie brosef
>>80504200I disagree. Had the author intended for this to be about fursuits/furries vs furries in media they would've portrayed it differently. Consider: both characters are anthro women, one is just more sexualized/eastern.So yes insofar it's about people disliking furries but liking hot anthro chicks, but I think this image is pointing out that the lower artstyle is hotter and that western furries trend a bit more towards producing designs like the top.
>>80504204I remember atlantis I just don't remember jack shit from the movie because its been 20+ years since i've seen it.same with >>80504249
>>80504332But are your legs okay?
>>80504332are you sure you're not just remembering the nightmare scene from that old Bruce Lee biopic?
>>80504312Atlantis is the movie with the scrawny guy with the glasses, not the dude in the black jacket who hoverboards. You're thinking of Treasure Planet. But Long John Silvers IS a goated character design
>>80504204>>80504249>>80504291>>80504312Looking back, that era of Disney animated movies was criminally underrated back then. I guess everyone was too awed by the new wave of CG stuff to appreciate Atlantis, Emperor's New Groove, and Treasure Planet back then (Aside from the target audience of kids)But what do I know, I liked The Phantom Menace back when I saw it as a fucking 5-6 year old.
>>80504355My legs are okay>>80504361Don't make waves, Anon
>>80504331>sitting next to your bear wife while watching scenic vistasGOD
I didn't add my mess of... Lynn drawings to my IB. Not because I didn't know her name... It's Buh dog, right? But because I added an absolute fuckton of drawings, and all that uploading archiving and tagging is kind of tiring. How does archiveanon even keep up with that shit?
>>80504331>wtf is a laserdisc>look it up>just a giant dvdI don't know what I expected.
>>80504296That's a well breeded doe
>there's people here who don't known what laserdisc isto this day it's the definitive way to watch some animated movies because the DVD/BD transfers were botched
>>80504520can you imagine owning laserdiscs of the original star wars trilogy? you'd be even more popular than the kid with 3 amigos on betamax.
>>80504520Okay unc, go take your ovaltine and hit the sack.
>>80504520nigga i assure you there's people here that haven't even used CDs. Someone born in 2008 (18 if they already had their birthday) could have very well started watching stuff right off the internet and have the PS4 as their first game device if not a phone.
>>80504599horrifying thought, I'm a very early zoomer and even I used a cassette player
>>80504599>tfw first game console ever was a gameboy color>with pokemon gold>afterwards got an SNES and N64Holy FUCK kids will never have it as good as we did...........
>>80504615My first portable media device that I can remember was an Mp3 player, but I also like... never really WANTED one before that.>>80504631Same, but with silver and no SNES. I got the Pikachu N64 too. Still in good nick even.
>>80504428>4471 cycleswill we ever escape?
>>80504678The cycle cannot be broken.
>>80504204I loved the movie and even the PS1 game as a kid.
I keep up a facebook to stay in touch with my family. every time I open it, I find this "now hear me out" with Tom Holland and Zendaya for a live action version of Atlantis.... and I can actually picture it.
>>80504575Do NOT talk shit about Ovaltine, there will be violence.
Mo Mary-Anne, but this time with anthro jewelry
>>80504331>laserdiscI have no idea how I managed to get my hands on a copy of Barb Wire when I was 15, but the second side of the disc was absolutely hosed. This didn't detract at all from my enjoyment of the film.
>>80504871Mary Anne is the heiress to three generations of telecom jewelry channels
>>80503085>>80503133oh lawd she jumpingheres my crappy sketch, it was fun
>>80504970No, she's a trained jeweler and inherited a successful jewelry show from her late Aunt, she herself added a boutique to the shop and likes to blend her two main interests, like encrusting tail wraps with glass beads, or adding a lace underlay to a bill net for comfort and contrast. In truth this was drawn just to experiment with anthro-exclusive jewelry and tiger butt.
Minhee is a mouse right?
>>80504871Anthro specific jewelry is pretty neat, we need to see it more
>>80505009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbdtBLD8Lbg
>>80503875Update your story.
I dont wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy...
>>80504520I had a moment where I watched someone load up an old slasher flick on laserdisc, on a big CRT projector, and I thought it was cozy. I went down a rabbit hole of wanting to have something like that myself, but it felt like everything was so expensive. Now I only see them for parts,
>>80504871>"Hey, your shoelace's untied.">looks down>the net falls offHow would one prevent this tragic situation?>>80505050Nice numbers, but I'm afraid it's far worse than that.She's part Asian.
>>80505157Small cord that wraps around the head underneath the feathers (traditional) makeup tape (modern)
>>80505050Yes, she's a house mouse (and >>80505157 TECHNICALLY she's half Korean on her father's side, if you count a mouse immigrating from South Korea on trading vessels as that.)
Reminder that if you enjoy hmofa your IQ is usually at least 10 points above your country's national average.
>>80505093FUCK
>>80505245I don’t like undertale because there’s no route where you get to cuck alphys, fuck the tomboy fish and send her the sex tape
>>80505245every >deltatroon is like this
>>80505245I had no idea the drawing on the right was even from something else. Kinda glad I never knew that until now.
>>80505281alphys was originally a dude which kinda explains things
American politics and its consequences on the world.
>>80505334There’s still dykeslop in deltarune. I would rather dominate Noelle and sub for Susie not have them be carpet munchers, damnit!
Noelle always leglocks
>>80505245I will not play undertale anon. I'll rather play transformers (2004)
>>80505462this post was fact-checked by REAL doefucker patriots
Speaking of deer, I'm enjoying Before Dark so far. Just got out of Chapter 1
>>80505245I have an IQ of 122, and I'd rather play that Wolverine: Origins game on PC than subject myself to Deltarune or Undertale for a single minute.
>>80505469>This makes Morgan happy.
>>80505368
>>80505531morgan is practically a toby fox design already
>>80505494Sex with Noelle...
>>80505494If i'm being honest, i can't get aroused by any of the deltarune/undertale castThey're too dear to me, it feels wrong
>>80504869I like Ovaltine and I like Sybil, does this make me unc prime?
>>80505554
>>80505530I only ever played the PS2 version back in the day, all I remember was that it was really janky and his arms were absurdly buff.
>>80505245I'm on both ends of the spectrum though
>>80505610I'm not the hugest transformers fan, but even I can't help but laugh watching starscream just getting fucking ragdolled over and over.
>>80505591nude days are a common occurrence in monster-majority communities; human attendants are encouraged to participate and mingle so that they can develop new relationships with their race-separate peers
>>80505530Oh yeah? Well I have an IQ of whatever your IQ is +1 and I prefer Undertale to ANY Hugh Jackman video game.
>>80505531I'll fight morgan because there is space for only one transformers autist in hmofa
Mother knows best (Pt. 6)>At a loss of what else to do, you decide to go take a night walk outside your apartment.>Get some fresh air.>A good 15 minutes later, you come back. The dishes are still in the sink where they had been left.>Mom must’ve not put them in the washer.>You decide to put them in yourself, giving them a short rinse in the water before putting them in the dishwasher.>After that, you made your way to your room. The apartment was silent, save for the air conditioning which was running.>That was until you passed by Mom’s room.>It sounded like crying. Was she crying?>You put your ear up against the door.>She was definitely crying a little. You could hear faint sniffles on the other side.>You really screwed the shit this time.>You needed to do something about this, but you didn’t know what.>Figured the best thing to do was just ask what was wrong, so you knocked on her door.>She didn’t immediately respond, so you cracked open the door and peeked inside.>Mom?>”Anon…”>She was in her night gown, sitting at the head of the bed.>You approached slowly, then plopped down next to her.>She looked like a wreck. The fur under her eyes were matted with tears, and her nose was clogged up with drainage. Her ears were folded back and her hair was messy. She must’ve been crying for some time.>It hurt a lot to see your mother like this. She wasn’t one to get sad very often.
>>80505689You cannot beat her, anon.She is the ultimate womanchild.>>80505642It's fun to watch Starscream be bullied.
>>80505609It's terminal bro.
Late-90's 3D render waifur
i'm surprised there's no lara croft outfit mod for sybil
World is a bun
>>80505009Big tail.
>>80505546>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER >NIGGER NIGGER HATE BLACK NIGGERS FUCKING FAG NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERWhat the fuck was her problem?
>>80505872>Bnuuys are the mark of a heretic.So when do we get Molly in terminator armour?>pic unrelated
>>80505702Mother knows best (Pt. 7)>You asked her what was wrong.>She sniffled before speaking up, shaking her head.>”I’m a terrible mother, Anon.”>Huh? Why would she think that?>”I-I’ve failed you, you shouldn’t be looking at me this way… I’m so sorry...”>You quickly object, tell her that isn’t true.>She’s done nothing but good for your life.>Even through hard times, even when she had to hop from job to job, she always did her best to be there for you.>Tell her how strong she was to juggle taking care of you with her work life.>Why did she feel like she failed as a mother?>”P-Please Anon, I’ll do anything to make this right. I-I’ll do anything to fix this just please!”>Tears start streaming down her face, she grabs your pants suddenly and tries to pull them down.>You pull away and stop her. You didn’t want this, not while she was in such an emotionally vulnerable state. It wasn’t right.>”I-I’m sorry… I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have done that.”>Seeing her like this is twisting your heart inside out.>Ask her why she’s doing all this?>”I-I feel like… t-this is all my fault…”>Tell her that it isn’t her fault. Your being into her was your own doing.>”B-But why, Anon? Why me?”>You lay it all out.>She’s conventionally attractive, at least to you. Natural plump curves, lovely long hair and those beautiful amethyst eyes.>She’s doting, gentle, and kindhearted; something that seems to be missing from most women nowadays.>You weren’t all that social. Never bothered to talk to women outside of work.>Amidst her sniffling, she chuckled a bit at your flattery, waving her hand at you as if to shoo off your praise.>”O-Oh Anon… Quit it…”>She managed a halfhearted smile which greatly eased your guilt for causing this whole ordeal.
>>80505912kinda wanna see waifurs making rage comics faces now
>>80505953I think minhees only expressions are rage comic faces
Wait what since fucking when there's a incest momfox greentext in the making
>>80505998yesterday
>>80505872>Khorne is actually just a giant angry bnuuy
>>80505702>>80505919yes we like giant glorpbags
I finished those requests, and I will post them tomorrow
>>80505919Mother knows best (Pt. 8)>You went and got some tissue from her bathroom and gave it to her so she could clean her face.>She takes a few moments to compose herself.>”T-Thank you… This is all just… I don’t know. It’s a lot to think about.”>You give her a long, loving hug.>You tell her you don't expect anything from her. You just don't want everything to be awkward because of this.>You tell her goodnight.>”A-Anon… Wait..!”>You stopped just before you got up.>”I-I need you tonight. Please don’t leave me alone.”>That instantly made blood rush to your cheeks. You weren't expecting her to ask for that.>Seeing how distraught she was earlier, you agreed that she probably needed this.>You tossed off everything except your underwear and slid into her bed.>She curled up behind you, her large soft breasts pressing up against your back. Her pawed hands pulled you close and pulled the blankets over the two of you.>Despite her spooning you like this, you didn’t start pitching a tent. You were just living in the moment.>Even through her night gown, she felt so warm. It reminded you so much of when you slept with her in your innocent younger years.>Her paws were gentle against your bare skin. Your eyelids were starting to feel heavy.>You still felt bad for causing all of this, but hearing your mother’s relaxed sigh behind you melted those thoughts away. There wasn’t anything sexual about cuddling with her. She needed this for tonight.>You closed your eyes.>”I love you, Anon.” She whispered.>I love you too, mom.>Perhaps everything wasn't ruined. Maybe everything would be alright.>Sleep came much quicker than usual that night.Sorry for all the teasing but today is a wholesome day. I promise future editions will get some more touchy feely.Also if you have any suggestions or things I should keep in mind feel free to say so.Goodnight /hmofa/frens
>>80504678Does this one sell herself for flour?
>>80505763And I'm the ultimate manchild, so I can rape her atleast
>>80506297you mean to tell me a shrimp finished those requests
>>80505953>>80505976>When he won't shut up about the "Horrendous lubrication issues" of TK Elevators.
>>80506400I want to squeeze this thing until its eyes bulge five inches out
>>80506309awww
>>80506400Disgusting creature.
>You'll be my practice boyfriend?>Those 5 words would haunt every aspect of my life for the next 2 years. >First I was just trying to be nice, I saw that little bunny crying. It was a chirpy hiccuping mess of sound. I thought she was laughing at first, I thought she was laughing at me. I was struck, so I felt no small amount of indignation. >"Is there something wrong with you?" I asked. I probably sounded tense but she didn't seem to notice. "No," she sobbed "nothing is wrong with the stupid loser big eared buck toothed hag." "Oh." I said. Honestly, I wasn't expecting that response, let alone that amount of self deprecating vitriol. This disarmed me and I basically went on a hard reset, mentally speaking. >She opened up despite my phoning in the conversation, she was the only person she knew that wasn't in a couple, everyone she grew up with already has kids, is married, has a home and a great job, and she's still going to trade school, and completely "undateable". Mind you I didn't ask as far as I knew. >I stupidly said "I'm sure there's a guy out there for you. You just got to be ready for him when you meet." (it sounded neutral in my head, and smarter too, and just like, the right thing to say. It wasn't any of those things). "What if I end up with the wrong guy before the right one shows up?" "There's a lot less wrong guys, just keep to single guys and a cute bun like you should be fine." "CU- wait, you, are you a single guy?" "Yes, but I meant you should find a guy to practice uh, social graces and relationship behavior with. SO that when you find or train him into Mr. Right you'll be more pre-" >Yes, I said practice, it didn't even think about it, just wanted to stop her from beating herself up; especially over things she really had no control over. (imagine a bunny thinking the ears and the teeth thing is ugly, it's literally just a bunny thing). I said practice like she needs social experience,she just needs to know more people.
>>80506072>Slaanesh is some vixen harlot>Khornebun hates her a lot
>>80502749GIWTWM
>>80506551Another reason to kill them
>>80505953I swore I did something similar, but this is the closest I have and I don’t think I’d even remotely categorize it as a rage face. Will doodle one tomorrow.
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>>80505234>half KoreanBut does she like StarCraft and consider the KeSPA era Brood War scene to be the pinnacle of e-sports?
>>80506741She got gamer stunted because "lmao 15 minute computer time" and the only game she really got into was bad game runescape by happenstance.She probably would like RTSs if Manager showed her some.
>>80506551Tzeentch is obviously a chicken, but what would nurgle be?It can't be a rat since... Well there already IS a rat.
>>80506793Skunk
>>80506793Leprosy riddled armadilloThey're round too
>>80506805>>80506828I was thinking Koalas since they're slow, dumb, smell like shit and apparently have high rates of chlamydia
>>80506857>unironically eat their own mothers' shitYa'll really gonna kiss that /hmofa/ers?
what's even the point in bringing something like that up man
>>80506881No. I genuinely hate kolalas and think that the money spent preventing them from going extinct would be better spent on those somalian day care scams that got recently uncovered. Theyr'e garbage animals that have literally only managed to survive cause their continent lacks natural predators that can get them in the trees.
robofurs, explain yourselves
>>80506776Damn. At least the poor girl is spared from carpal tunnel and raging about getting 4-pooled when she were younger.
Fish
>>80507304Very cute. She's so proud she just caught that for (You)I also like how her eyes look like hearts with the way the pupils are placed and shaped.
must be a very slow night
imagine the size of her maw and tongue and huge nipples and footpawpads
>>80507760What kind of creature is this supposed to be
>>80507786possum belive it or not
>>80507792dang, he has super aids now
>>80507760certain anthros instinctively bite and claw when mating, then lick all your bloody wounds afterwards as a sign of courtship
>>80503084/Pofg/core
>>80507807mmmm aid tiddies
>>80507836lmao she's black I was double right.
>>80507824i forgot what its called exactly but i think id be down for blood play
Fuck yeah, I got 'em. I've been trying forever to bump that shitty thread off the board and I finally got 'em. They were on page 11 and I wasted no time. Post things you find muthafucking funny. Hell yeah.Look at this sexy lioness.
>>80507878the thread killing lioness...
Also posting this in celebration
>>80507878Hag sexo
https://litter.catbox.moe/yvc8gb6wvyt1xhdx.mp4
HMOFA CONNECT THE DOTS HOLY FUCKING BRAP BILLION DOLLAR IDEA
>>80508188Sex Soon TM
>>80508283Avatar unironically
>>80508286Muh fuggin zased
https://f95zone.to/threads/sloppy-fields-v0-5-2-4-pixelpanzone.227029/
>>80505554Somehow this is the cruellest thing ever said in this general's entire history
>>80506013Where are the first parts? I can only find ch 4 and onwards
>>80508416She's an anthro, but with a random mix of different traits, probably has all kinds of weird biological quirks like secreting acid and having 11 nipples and hates herself. And to top it all off she's wearing something that makes no sense and can inexplicably shred; she's literally Jane Undertale
>Groomercore slop
>>80508446she's also a weeb. wouldn't look out of place in alphys' lab
>>80508415Im surprised i can even access webpage without logging in. What kind of fuckass website is this
>>80508779You can also see stuff here.https://pixelpanzone.itch.io/sloppy-fields
>>80503873When you and your furbro are spitroasting a bitch and you happen to glance up at the same time and lock eyes and in the heat of the moment you both lean forward for a kiss and it's like completing a circuit between the three of you.
>>80508809So, so real.
>>80508809Mhmmm... It would have to be a really cute Border Collie boy to really commit to the kiss.Minus the "brojob" energy I actually like the idea of a furbro who you fuck the same bitch with. Bonus if you both make equally unhinged commits, like making fun of his stamina/knot, while he brings up the "cum scoop" thing in retaliation. But even still, he somehow manages to break down even the most strict of "anthro only" bitches and gets you right there in the action.
>>80508779>anon has never used a pirate forum
>not even having the decency to at least wait until bump limitFor shame anon, for shame
>>80508470What waifurs would send images like this to people?
>>80508870>the "cum scoop"Is this referring to the rim of the human glans?
threesome with dim and boss...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PorbeagleRead this, it will be important later.
>>80508918sorry i cant read
I lack the will to keep on living but I lack the willpower to end it all.
>>80508915Swinger couples interested in the exoticness of a human partner...
>>80509027give this smelly mutt a bath
Soup Kiddos!New story!"The Dragon and the Lighthouse"https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591Enjoy!Or Don't!
>>80509121HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Good morning /hmofa/
