Location: Monument Valley>The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>80490084
Who's lurkin'?
In the year 2020707020 I am Wakako. We have robots, we flying cars. We got futuristic elevators. We have red eyes and stomp like dinos. In the future everyone does the dinostomp. Do the dinostomp. Did your dad ever dinostomp into your room and hit you with a towel?
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>>805039983
>>805039988
where's daniel from brandenburg
>>80504056Traveling tonight on a plane, waving goodbye.https://youtu.be/UA78e27R_J4?si=8TyXrMDk2ukn5ZAi
>>77846172>>80503949>At this point, perhaps it's time they admitted to themselves that the pair isn't quite as familiar with his capabilities as they'd like to be. As it stands, Riz is out of the way in an instant- she's quick as can be apparently. Tart, though?>Tart takes it head-on. Raising her weapon defiantly and swinging it down to clash with the incoming attack...>But her magical energy reserves have worn, as she was never the most efficient with its' expenditure. Eventually subsumed by the blast, Tart grinds back a good distance with her arms folded to resist the blow, stumbling after it ends before dusting herself off and raising her sword once more with a shaky exhale as Riz reappears next to her."Tch...!">Tart has no fancy statement to offer at the moment after that, just a steely stare.
A-A-ARCS???????!!!!!!! TART VS CARNAGE GET HYPE
>>80504153Sturdy little shits ain't ya?>Carnage slowly approaches.The irony is ya'll ain't even the magical girl I want! >Reaching into himself, the red horror pulls out a small poster.>Flinging it at Tart and Riz's feet.Take a gander at that.
>>80503756>Probably too late to do anything huh?
>>80504079lies imma need to hear something from mr lives in his moms apartment and delivers newspapers daniel
>>80504244Lol. Lmao.
>>80504253This guy has the biggest penis in hg and that isn't an exaggeration
>>80504260>Aiiiieeee.
Slavery?
>>80504218Such is my burden to carry.>I thought he was here for something else-maybe he forgot. Or he's multi-tasking. Homicidally insane and all of that....>Tart remains on guard, bearing the Épée de Clovis in both hands, as Riz cautiously picks paper up for inspection.>...They're not sure why he's stopped attacking, they half think it's to get them to drop their guard, but at this rate any break in the fighting is good for their own stamina.
>>80504341Goku killed it. Praise be.
Who's going to job. Place Bets
>>80504307not with me here
daniel imma need to understand your position before i cut your tranny ass off like your dad got cut off life support
Show penis
>>80504053>The winged ex-captive fluttered her damaged crescents behind her to affirm it, only to demonstrate they too were bound by an unseen restraint.Luna Child. Fairy of moonlight; bigger than what gets recorded in the books->Aside from perhaps, a fairy godmother.Hm? Where we going?
damiel your mother is raising you alone
>>80503756>https://youtu.be/1tBGC_31LmY?si=OvTC3iUKNViFn-HM
damiel your mother is raising you alone while you're 27 living with her trying to take advantage
Yawnestly
daniel don't run like the femboy you are
>>80504372>Its Venom's old A-Team poster, with himself, Lilith, Thunder, and Kuro.See those are or in some cases were buddies of my dad, had to ask Harl about some of them, I've met the bat...and let me tell ya, she's close to the edge, if I don't do ya'll in, she will. Now the girl with the white hair, she's a freaking toaster and I am so sick and tired of dealing with robots!...also Harl called dibs, apparently she likes her sex dolls real life like but that's none of my business.>He'd wave it off and go back on subject.But her! The girl in the hood....She's his side kick, more than that...she's his daughter...not by blood thank god, that man don't need to spawn, but her...she's special...hurting her will hurt him in a way no other victim would do! She's worth so much more to me than either of you foot notes! So see, all of this was just a testing ground.>Carnage stands ready to counting his attack.If you two are the best ya'll can throw at me? She's as good as dead! >He smiles as a large shadow casts over the red horror and the two girls.(1/2)
Who's twerkin'?
>>80504372>>80504579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rIFjCVawc>Grimlock bites down on Carnage, violently thrashing him from side to side.>Bursts of fire escape his jaws with the symbiote still inside.>The metal king starts to slam the red horror into the ground over and over again between more bursts of flames, finally leaping into the air and putting the crimson horror in a hole.>Still not satisfied, Grim takes a few steps back as his back lights up and unleashes a stream of blue flames into the hole with the red monster at the bottom.(2/2)
>>80504553Oh im sorry should i post who i usually do here or something? Idc about your competition im trying to read daniel reasons he gives i win this shit everytime i play anyway and last time i tried playing nice someone was being a bitch
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>>80504579>>80504658>The pair clearly grimace in recognition of the poster, but bearing witness to the shadow encroaching, Tart of the pair actually lowers her guard with a faint smile.Is that so?>In the wake of Grimlock's assault, Riz's shoulders slump as she allows herself a moment of lowered tension but the pair step forward to peer in to the hole, if only slightly.>...It's best to let this get resolved and see the end result out before getting in to any talks.
I'm yawning
Damn daniel
>>80504757WHAT ARE THOOOOOSSSSEEEEE
All that she wants, is another baby.She's gone tomorrow.
cool thread
>>80504658>>80504730>Carnage lay on his back smouldering.....Ow....>Slowly getting up he looks at Grimlock who is growling ready for round 2.Is that a fucking robot!? God damnit I said I'm done dealing with them! Ugh I'm out, not dealing with another one! >The red horror drops down into a rift in the dark force, Riz can feel him leave.
>>80504810How did you learn about his real name?
>>80504810Which /waifu/ nigger is this?
Take your baby by the hand. And make her do a high handstand.
>>80504480>He reached out his small fingers hovering inches from her wings. Are you made of the moon? My mommy's a fairy too but she's different, andmy hands can only fix things I touch like rocks. I have these.>The alchemy failed. He scanned the empty stretch of Monument Valley, then looked back at her with a determined smile. All he had was a small brown bag that came out of his body in his previous adventure. He fumbled it open and pulled out four crimson potentially magical jellybeans. If the basic alchemy couldn't fix her, maybe this could. We're going to the mansion where mistress is, far from home! Here eat this jelly bean.
THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
:3c
>>80504056>>80504253>>80504442>>80504506>>80504524>>80504576>>80504810what's the lore? if you've learned the demon's true name i beseech you to share your knowledge so too may become a fgtslayer
>>80504896>>>/b/944683509i think someone is having a melty in waifu
>>80504784>It seems her ability gave her some overlap in dimensions, huh."...Good riddance.">Riz scoffs, but on the other hand...Grimlock!>Like flipping a switch, the Maid of Orlean is all sunshine and rainbows as she approaches-floating, as it happens- Grimlock with open arms.Welcome back! I was wondering when you'd return to us."You actually made it....">While Riz sounds mutedly surprised, Tart seems to've not skipped a beat.
>>80504908Okay so you're making shit up and therefore you're just as bad as Mordred is.YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
>Another person named Daniel gets exposed
>>80504854It's not quite like that...>The four crescent shapes that made up her wings lay bent and punctured from the tools used by her captors to subdue her, doubtlessly to ensure she wouldn't be able to easily escape. They had an appearance of a yellow-tined gossamer material.A mansion? Like- a lakeside one?>Even if Luna trusted her rescuer enough to accept the offering, she wasn't in much a state to feed herself from her current position."Jelly bean?"
>GIVE ME DANIEL!>b-but I won't give you any juicy shitposting info about him >_<Yawnestly. Why should we help you?
Waifu doesn't know who they're messing with. This is hg.
>>80504907>>80504908tell us pls.mordred sucks ass and i need to know what he did this time :3
>>80504918>Grimlock still felt like touch warm metal.>He didn't move away being hugged, it had been so long he had any physical interaction. Hrm, Tart and Tart friend, good see you.>He looked around at his destroyed kingdom.>It was all truly gone, his dinosaurs, his jungle, his home, his people, his friends.>The lone dinobot flops down, shaking the ground......Me am alone.....
>>80504971im not them but go ahead i don't care for them neither >>80504986i was friendly he was being a snake to me nearly entire timeit's his time now i gave him leniency over others because beneficial but if you're going to stab me in back whole time yknow i wanna know why atleast im guessing messing with ex and eboyfriend
Suz's hatred of Mordred feels incredibly performative because of how obvious it is that he'd still be defending Mordred if Mordred never turned on HIM specifically.
>>80505045Literally who the fuck is this
>>80505045>mordred backstabbing episode 11475fucking goddammit details man that doesn't tell me anything
>>80504945Yeah the big red one by the lake, I haven't been there forever. >His smile fading into a look of genuine hurt. Seeing the punctures made something deep.Yep! Try it Luna. >The boy force feeds her one citrus jelly bean shoving it in her mouth. A toothy grin, oblivious to the fact that he was offering her the literal essence of human life that can mend her wounds instantly, or maybe have another side effect. Who knows.
>>80505091ill check again guessing he passed out after work
>IMG_ shitter
>>80505054He's always been a gigantic hypocrite who does the things he hates others for, he was labeled a shitposter by everyone else for years since he arrived for a reason
we inherited /waifu/ drama now
>>80504996Is that how you feel about it?>The pair un-transform.We kept the damage from spilling to the other islands in the chain as best as we could. The people in the settlement evacuated to their other holding, but the ships have dug their heels in on their island.>There's a quiet whirring from a little autogyro manned by a Fairy in the nearby area. Looks like they were inspecting the fight....I'm sorry, Grimlock. You've been through some terrible things."Losing a friend you forged a bond with in battle....">Riz hangs her head, looking particularly guilty.
>>80503756>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_IBfQaaZzw>>80504996>>80505159>Ei, the offer to drop unfashionably-late reinforcements stands if you want to roll this into securing Isla Sorna, or just to add additional background noise.
THE TENENTE IS HERE
WOW THE MOST OVERRATED RETARD IN HG IS HERE TIME TO SUCK COCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
>>80505207i thought you were shitposting in waifu hans
>>80505117boo
Gwimbly moment
>>80505218bees
>>80505092U-um- *HOMF!*>Luna's mouth was open and ready for interfacing; before she knew it, she was swallowing down on the bean through her own clumsiness!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHAJxh2Dt8s>The effects of the bean would cause her wings to right themselves so rapidly it would be easy to miss if he wasn't paying attention, leaving them good as new...>Though, that wouldn't do much about her magical bindings.>She'd cough.Ah! Be...careful with what you put in my mouth! I don't suppose that mansion you're taking me to has a magician that would know how to break what those green creeps did to me?
>>80505159>Transforming to get back up, Grim lowers his head looking at the two.Dinobots are gone....all dead...all but Grimlock....Cirno no come back....Crowley and friend Beep not here.....>He would stomp his way to the shore lines.Me no king anymore....>A pod would rise out of the water.Me only Grimlock.>Getting into the pod the former king submerges into the water.>Where to? You'll have to wait and see the aftermath of Grimlock vs Dragons to find out!>>80505179>I want to hold off on them meeting Grim, when they do meet it's going to kick start a chain of events off.
>>80505274
>>80505319Sorry but you couldn't move, you know I don't think I ever tried one of those Jellybeans. >He giggled watching her ping, he didn't even notice. Without waiting for her to recover from her coughing fit, he scooped her up into a sturdy princess carry. Maybe, there's a person that reads books all day there. Maybe she can help with your magic problem. >With a burst of speed fueled by his humusculus nature, the red rocks of the valley blurred into a smear. >Through the sheer nonsensical plot convenience of interdimensional-arena-fast-travel. The desert suddenly vanished, replaced by the cool misty air of a lakeside forest. Looming ahead was the massive, Scarlet Devil Mansion. He casually hopped over the gate while clutching her tightly, showing now signs of exhaustion the little stillborn void demon bolts in holding Luna victoriously. Mommy I'm home! I brought a friend named Luna with me that needs help. It's an emergency.
Hm.. well.. Vidya time is over..I hate hosting but I am kinda interested in seeing what my code does if I give it a 1 of each faction..Wanna try?
>>80505519Lev and I are tempted...>"Why not, really?"
>>80505519OH MY GOD, YES PLEASE!
>>80505592MachtOrder
>>80505592Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki>Order's last hope
I guess if I get 10 entires, you can do 2 persons per faction...
>>80505605Damn...In that case, NURGLE BITCHES!FOR KAYOOOHS!
>>80505502>The peculiar maid and the bound fairy came upon the cast iron gates of the Scarlet Devil Mansion; the fact that the former could navigate from the Arena to here either spoke well of his prowess or ill toward Gensokyo's future fate. Regardless, the gate guard wasn't in sight this hour, and neither was there anyone to open the other end...>But when has a mere gate stopped anybody in a land where being unable to fly was considered a handicap? The obstacle is easily overcome.
>>80505592SquiglyUmm...Order?
>>80505630You have never even seen my boyfriend, faggot. My boyfriend is from waifu and I first met him 8 years ago..
>>80505502>>80505632>In the middle of their journey through the courtyard, those repaired wings on Luna Child would stiffen once she realized where they were heading.H-hmn? You live 'here?' You're one of- but you're not...
Now get your shit together, HG.. I only asked for 5 entires and expanded for 10.. Gimme your shit..Then I'll run this giga late game.
no thanks
>nobody but the most cucked orbiters joiningPeople are tired of the cancer at last and want him gone instead lel
>>80505678LEOOOOI MISSED YOU
>>80505592CornKhorne
>I HATE HOSTING GRRRR SHITPOSTING IS BETTER>Actually just kidding please pls pls PLS gimme entriesBipolar Disorder
>>80505688Nah, fuck off
This >>80505678 is my ex bf from waifu who I met up with irl for over a year.
>>80505502>>80505632>>80505647>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHYDA_st5V0>The pair came into the ever-changing, ever-living main hallway of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, still laden with remnants of the decorations to the owner's previous festive celebration. Cavernous and almost impossibly tall through either illusion or sorcery, the fluted columns surrounding them flanked a dozen doors to a dozen places across two floors.
>>80505339...Whenever you wish for an ear, we'll be here.>Tart bows her head to him, while Riz mutters to herself."...I never thought it'd turn out this way.">She gets a hand on her shoulder from Tart as they watch him leave.>Sorry, I got dragged in to a ramble over here.>>80505179>They'll probably need to be headed back, by this point. The pair are...wore out.
>>80505700im aware dont play both sides with me i dont say shit about it but i know. Stop it
JILLY WE GOT A BUG
>>80505742Neato. Lemme go check it out
Oh, Daniel my brother, you are older than me.Do you still feel the pain? Of the scared that won't heal?You're eyes have died, but you see more than I.Daniel, you're a star in the face of the sky.
JILLYYYYtool doesn't load 4chan images anymore..fix it..
>>80505742Hoe you gotta check in i know you're drunk but cmon
>>80505754Luv u Jilly
>>80505766Why do you post images of my ex-bf from italy?
I fucked my tongue into that hot Italian.. god that was amazing.. FUCK...
>>80505793Damn Daniel
>>80505773because im trying to get your attention drunk assdon't play sides with me shits rude only person i treat somewhat decent and you're flipping on me i don't want to waste my time and make myself something you want to avoid but i will
>>80505808Mordred has been talking alot of shit about you in here
>>80505808MAAAYYYYhow are ya, fren?>>80505798>>80505822No you shitlords.. these >>80505766 >>80505678 are literally images of my italian ex-bf who I dated for over a year and met irl and fucked and whatnot.
>>80505502>>80505647>He slowed his pace as they crossed the moonlit courtyard, the towering shadow of the mansion over them like a dark wing. He felt Luna stiffen in his arms. Her Wings vibrating against him. >He asked tilting his head with a gentle curiosity that didn't match the predatory aura bleeding from his frame. His features from helpful maid to something ancient and wrong, from a closer perspective. His dim bluish eyes just reflect the light, it began to pulse with a low predatory glow. Shimmering like a lion in the tall grass. When he titled his head, his lips parted revealing small sharp fangs that looked less like a child's teeth and more like a beast's fangs. His skin pale like a marble like translucence that lacked the warmth of a living human.What are you afraid of?>Luna was in his protective custody as he wandered past the streamers into the cavernous halls echoing for an answer. Hello? Is anyone home?
Mordred called you a fag and said you poop your pants everyday
>>80505822i been around i won a few games im too tired of being split over 9 boards and 3 sites
Jilly gotta fix tool..
lil bro is stalking a troon over 9 boards and 3 sites /skull/
>>80505874I mentioned it earlier but the only response I got was "eric won"
i mma crank out booze i had earlier he too drunk to talk to seriously
lil bro thinks there's booze to crank /skull/
>>80505896What time is it where you are? Genuine question.
>>80505742>>80505874So uhhh... that's not a problem with tool. That's something going on between the sim and 4chan... you can test it by disabling the tool and putting a 4chan image link in manually... it still doesn't work...
>>80505909It's 5 o clock somewhere
>>80505920That's only true once every hour.
>>80505920I know, that's why I'm drinking more beer at 3 AM. That's why i'm curious about 'em.
>>80505890You can't be that dumb, man.. Eric is a literal who in HG.. he never does anything.. he just pisses around in discord like a faggot. Wanna know a fun fact? Lenny is an admin of the Council.. and one of the council admins is super /pol/.. he hated Lenny and is hopes he necks himself and shit.. but they have to coexist cause that literal who of a loser never does anything so he has to accept Lenny..>>80505917Gimme that in discord my beloved..
Eric won
The council has an admin who is anti homo, anti trans, anto lesbian, pro trump and whatnot.. and they just tolerate him cause they can't afford to get a new admin.
>>80505959Sounds based. I thought the Council was troon central
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb17uaaldwM
>>80505959Name?
>>80505968Lenny overwrote that guy.. and he is no longer in charge now. It's lenny, eric an mokou now.>>80505975Sadly can't remember.
But I do remember that that council admin constantly attacked Lenny and shit about hurr durr tranny neck yourself..but he was kept around as an admin because otherwise Eric would have killed his grandma
>>80505997Lenny was treated better in the samcil and he still kept defending the council while he was in there
>>80505978So the council is troon central
>>80505339>Understood. Then, after the fallen king's departure->>80505717>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLxM_H1F_58>Not long after the flying vanguard were spotted, the distant noise of engines against the shore heralded landfall from the garrison of those neighboring islands - their own, if they considered the bluecoats to be such. >A motley collection of men from whatever units could spare them approached with weapons ranging from Decepticon salvage to lances, hailing them from a barren hill overlooking the scarred terrain that had been their battlefield.(GENDARME RUNNER) "Santo de Domrémy!">The heavier-armed of their number were practically combing the terrain for targets, deploying barely man-portable artillery with some assumption of what the pair had encountered.
Remember when they made Sakuya admin of the /b/ server?.. they only went by "well lots of people say he cool"..The fucking retard who fucked bocchi, got cheated on, dated him again, got cheated on again by me cause I typefucked bocchi, broke up with him again and turneed the threads into disaster for months.. heh..
And now HG dead.. luv it
Ayo where link at?
If you joined Mordred's game attempt you're a reason why HG is fucking aids right now by the way.
>>80506050Let's try to make HG disappear forever, anon sama
>>80506048Sam lied lmao.
Sam grew a brain and left
>>80506050Is that not rather harsh..?
>>80505850I didn't think anyone else knew how to get in and out of Gensokyo like this: I thought this was a waking dream!>Luna definitely appeared to be familiar with the wooden womb they were situated in, gulping before consigning herself to the fact she was now at its inhabitants mercy once again.
HURR DURR I HATE ERIC I HATE COUNCIL KEKEKEKEHURR DUR SAM EVIL SAM EBIL SAM BLAAAHUR SANIC A PEDO HURRHURR I HURRHURR XYZ XYZ XYZHURRRRRFucking hell man.. I'd shoot you even if I was your very mother.
>>80506088>>80506025>>80505850>>80505717Explain why you aren't joining the game, freeloaders.
>your
>>80506050Sooooo, HG is aids right now because we're... joining games...?
>aids
>>80506134spotify:track:2yyetGr1LEcbZhs9wKbvSO
>Gr1LEcbZ
>>80506025>By the time that they've shown up, the pair have moved little from where they were when Grimlock left, save for Tart being in the process of putting her sword away, her own head staring off to the heavens, while Riz keeps her head low. She does, however, glance in their direction when she hears the voice, and raises her hand to bid them to relax."I'm afraid you're late. We've scared him off for now. Well, us and Grimlock. You've just missed him."
Wanna know a fun thing?Whenever the thread is dead, anons are shitposting like crazy...Then a game happens..Suddenly AT MAX 2 anons are talking shit.Guess what that means..90% of anon shitposters have a face.
>>80506050I hope Mordred tries it again but earlier to filter more people.
>>80506174Stop roleplaying and join the game freeloader.
Every single anon shitposter has a face..Find their face..Destroy em..
>their
>>80506199That does seem a bit...excessive. Doesn't it?
Suz is such a pathetic nigger
>excessive
>>80506243Shut the fuck up DMG
>up
>>80506243Who is this troonaloon?
>who
>HG
>IE H
Cursed hours
>>80506088I don't think I'm dreaming. My feet get too dusty for dreams, it's usually black when I sleep. Are you nervous?>He moved deeper into the shifting corridor. To him this place was just a big confusing manor where Mommy lived.
>>80506174>Without anyone on request to cut through space, the Gendarmes' tactical mobility was bound to their engines."The Dinobots have returned?">Using the haft of his lance as an improvised ski pole, the petty guard officer descended to their position with a slide.>Those enforcers above him would ease themselves, though at least a couple appeared frustrated at their tardiness gauging from body language, one bruiser in particular tapping the side of a Cybertronian-scale PDW mounted on a tripod."Does this mean the island is safe from the influence of the Crimson One?">The weight of months' efforts fruitlessly attempting to dislodge Venom's ill-tempered doppelganger dangled over their shoulders, the next stage of escalation debated behind closed doors as the guard struggled to juggle one mission with the rest of their proclaimed duty.>>80506116>Says "first 5" on the entry, mang.
>>80506396>>Says "first 5" on the entry, mang.Snippy bitch
>>80506088>>80506363>Someone would emerge from the myriad passages to greet them->But that would have to be revealed for another time, as the narrator is tired. Good night!
>>80506396>Riz's face promptly falls at the inquiry."....Dinobot. Only he made it back. Hope has...abandoned him, for now.">Tart's eyes close for a moment as she chimes back in.It looks like it. At least for now. But I don't feel comfortable with the structure that he covered the island in...we'll have to do something about that.
>>80506425>Goodnight.
>>80506255>>80506271Ahhh..apologies, but I don't quite understand what you're saying.
>>80506294>>80506306>>80506317>>80506326>>80506332>>80506341M...
>>80506524Focus, M...
>>80506243I can tell you want to RP with someone
so no game?
>>80506534>It's almost 4 AM but otherwise yes.
>>80506556What do you want to do?
>>80506534Ha ha me too.
>>80506561How do you mean?
>>80506450>The officer would had said something consoling, if he knew the details behind their sudden absence to begin with. Certainly, coming back to his home in cinders didn't provide any encouragement to the lone king."We have been coordinating with our friends in the meantime, that we may have the answer yet. A power salvaged from these lands after they fell into darkness...">Though not a particularly tall man, between the uniform and their own tired posture the guard appeared to tower before them as he leaned over to gauge their status."That you see them as they are now... Is a misfortune we have struggled in correcting. So, I offer on the behalf of the Guard, to at least be your ferry away. If you would take it."
>>80506582I mean what do you really want to do with Squigly? What things do you want to get her into and what people do you hope to have her meet sometime? Do you have many goals in mind or just want to wing things more?
>>80506556RPERS SHE'S SINGLE AND WANTS AN RP PARTNER
>>80506603Fuck off sex pest
>>80506603Well...I- I...>This sends her deep into thought. What would she like, ultimately? The answer becomes crystal-clear in record time as she beams at the non-human entity presenting her with such a choice.I would like to be alive again, more than anything.
FIRST 2900000 AMONG US CODE I SAID AMONG US CODE
>>80506621What do you mean? I'm having a conversation not asking for pics or flirting. Buzz off hothead, go cool down.>>80506636I'm not rping with you but okay I guess. You have better chances encouraging people to interact with you more by speaking to them. Quiet lurkers don't really draw too much attention here.
>>80506636>I would like to be alive again, more than anything.
>>80506656Still, ava up.
>>80506656>Oh, okay. In which case, it's 4 AM dude, there's nothing going on right now. I get where you're coming from but this isn't going to bear fruit. These opportunities are more out of curiosity than anything.
>>80506677I don't have one.
>>80506645>>80506656D...
>>80506682Well good luck if you try in more alive hours.
>>80506685So you just come here to lurk and shitpost? Fuck off.
>>80506682Who the fuck are you talking to with that attitude you snippy bitch? ORCFAG GET IN HERE
>>80506694Nothing I posted was a "shitpost". Cool off, hothead.
>>80506704You're a liar. Show your ava.
Chill with the thirsting Dickey
>>80506710Don't have one.
>>80506692>>80506702>Thank you, but as expected, everyone is a critic.
>>80506720Nobody lurks here long enough to know the avas and never enters the games. You are a liar.
>>80506735Prime Yabu heyyyed bitches like you
>>80506748I'm not lying. You're just being generically angry. It's forced ass anger and outrage. You're boring.
>>80506759>And they didn't figure out me yet..?
>>80506770What's boring is your story if it's true. Just browsing a thread all day, yapping anonymously but never participating.
>>80506787are you asking to be figured out
>>80506789Yeah, so why do you even care? I don't think you do. I'm gonna just leave now so like, peace my man.
>>80506803Bye snake.
>>80506770>>80506803Oh my simping thirstfag
YABBA DABBA DONT YOU DARE BE AN ANONYMOUS YAPPER IN M Y HG, ONLY I, DADDY DICKEY, GET TO YABBA DABBA DO THAT!!!!
Why is dickey being territorial over who gets to talk to avas on anon?
>>80506787Are you in the council?
>>80506835The..."council"...?
>>80506591>Ah, shit, didn't see this."Care to clarify?">Riz tilts her head slightly about the remark of salvaged power, while Tart takes a deep breath in.The structures aren't going anywhere. We can get rid of them after we've rested. Though, we should probably get to looking for Tai immediately...."The Fleet can do that, hopefully.">The pair are...well, their outfits seem fine, but their faces clearly seen some action, given a myriad of small cuts, scuffs, bruises, and messed-up hair. Riz looks like she's taken it worse, besides some soot or ash or something coating Tart. The two also move rather stiffly, Riz nursing her side while Tart retains a strong face, even bowing her head to the man.If you'd be so kind, we'd very much appreciate it! Right?"...Of course. I'm beat.">...How'd they even get over here anyways?
>>80503728>Ezreal stood atop one of the sandstone buttes, the cool night air brushing past his face. Below, the valley floor was an expanse of inky shadow, and the red earth appeared more like a muted burgundy underneath the star light.Always when exploring, and seeing grand views like this, they always make me feel small.>He glanced down at his boots, just an inch beyond which was the several story plummet into the valley below. Very much standing on the edge.Not that I'm small, of course. I must be what, like 6'5 or something?>He nods to convince himself.Yeah... That sounds right. Doesn't look right. If you were to look at me alongside the average height male and see me standing level with them. But it sounds right. It's about aura. No - it's about confidence, that's what it's about.
>>80506927>If he were more confident in his falsehoods, I might mistake him for a politician. Confidence is a poor substitute for height, boy. And a taller fall only makes for a louder mess. >Yes, that made sense. What am I doing? I have dealt with Moebius, Raziel, and the Elder God. I have no patience for a golden youth who mistakes a sandstone butte for a throne.
>>80506909"We recovered their ship and hid it beneath the sea, and with it the power to completely reshape the land.">Gravity lay in the guard's words as he detailed their tentative joint possession of the repaired Decepticon vessel. His own posture appeared to be stiff and formal in the face of them, or at least Tart in particular, as though he wasn't quite sure how to address her or the battering Carnage had inflicted upon her, beyond a frown of concern well-hidden by his beard. >Regardless, he'd then bury his face behind a blocky communicator, fiddling with its lower panel less like he was readying to talk to someone, fingers falling upon its countenance in a way to suggest steering.
>>80506909>>80507043>Uphill, the possibly-familiar sight of a large chair mounted upon threads poked out from where the overwatch had settled, remotely following its owner's commands to slide downside and join them! The mulberry-coated runner would impose himself in front of it, shielding the girls from the copious dust it kicked on its descent.
>>80507001Do you see why I like to ramble to myself so often? It's because one time out of fifty, there's some random guy who's eavesdropping.>Ezreal answers a question that wasn't asked as he turns to address the stranger, looking utterly nonplussed with their sudden appearance, or how they shot down his performative rambling.But I'm not criticizing you or anything. Sometimes, I'm the random guy that appears to somebody who's talking to themselves. I rarely do it these days, though.>The matter about his height didn't appear to be a genuine concern, given how casually he completely talks past it.Amazing the places you can find people, huh? Who would've thought I'd be all the way out here? I didn't, so I can't expect that you did.
>>80507043"Ah, that.">It's not that she forgot, it's just that the guards like to be as dramatically vague and cryptic as they do at times. Must've rubbed off on them.>They took him head-on and lived. That has to count for something, right? Hmm?>Tart seems perplexed by the fiddling for a moment.>>80507053>...Before that happens. Oh! I didn't know they could do that! That's lovely.>That's not even her trying to make them feel cool, she genuinely wasn't aware the battlechairs could do that. Nor did I for that matter, ahah...."We could've gone up the ridge...but thanks.">Who's first on?
>>80507102>He speaks of coincidences and aura as if he were the protagonist of a story that hasn't been cancelled by its own creators. I have endured cryptic riddles of Moebius and the incessant whining of a soul thirsting blade. This mortal's prattle is merely white noise. I should check on Nia?Your statistics are as inflated as your stature. I am not ""people"" boy. I am the end of the conversation you were having with yourself. >It is a peculiar brand of modern idiocy to be so self-absorbed that even a vampire loses is treated as an NPC in his own decisions. I find the urge to test the thickness of his neck.The universe simply grew tired of your monologue and threw me at you to silence it. He grateful I am currently occupied with a... >Say it.LEGACY.>He is lucky my daughters need their hearts more than I need to quiet this gnat. If I have to find one more box... what's going on in that mind of his?>Kain lazily uses his mind reading powers.
>>80507128"A possibility their repair team discovered together with the helmsman! Not mind riding in it together, no?">Appeared the guard runner would stay on foot to steer the automated chair to shore, sticking his lance in a holder beside as he took a moment to dust off the seat.>Heaven guide his hands as he fell upon the role of shepherd!
>>80507204>*>He be (?) grateful I am currently occupied with a...>The delivery is all wrong. It seems the flow of time is as fractured as my formatting.
>>80507204The universe is looking out for me like that, huh? I'm so grateful.>The air around the stranger grows thicker, tension threads itself into oxygen. The end of the conversation, a door slamming shut - the lone thread anchoring Ezreal to his sanity is severed, snapped in the doorframe. The world I've known is indifferent to everything, these days I just talk and talk and nothing ever answers me now. You seem cold, but I feel so warm with you right now. >And a pressure blooms behind his eyes. It's not painful, but invasive, like a scrutinizing gaze scanning through the folds of his mind, reading them like a book. His thoughts are a chaotic storm of nonsense and pure inanity, like trying to read a book right-to-left and upside-down. However, there's one salient thought that surges through all that useless chatter.>"I really want to kill this thing."So?>The gauntlet on Ezreal's left arm flares to life with a brilliant cerulean light. It hums with energy, a celestial warmth invades the stranger's cold air. I'm trying to be conversational... You keep looking at me like I should die. I should, but not from you.
>>80507261That's perfectly fine."It's not quite a horse, but it'll do.">After the pair approach the chair, they have an exchange of looks before Tart sighs and resigns herself to using the chair proper. Riz will have to ride along on somehow. Probably cover her face with her cape to keep too much dirt and such from getting in to it, if she's clinging to the back.>...We should get a two-seater version of these things at this rate.>Oh, hell, they added the Aquaman arrow logo to the captchas.
>>80507340>The only coherent spark was a desire for my end. How original, they all do. Get in line. Another "protagonist" with a glowing trinket and a stare that screams of destiny. It is the same fire I saw in Raziel's eyes the same righteous heat that usually ends with me fleeing with a cryptic quote. If you wish to kill me, **BOY** do not be conversational. It makes the eventual eulogy more tedious. >I could unmake him with a thought yet I found myself debating the spell for the occasion. He will likely teleport, they always do. The gauntlet is a conduit of light, likely a heat seeking or a simple beam/projectile. I could use Lightning to ground his spark, or just to leave him clutching at shadows. Perhaps mind flaying... or perhaps stand perfectly still....>...Kain stands perfectly still, his cape motionless even as the light burns in the air. Is that meant to impress me, or simply to keep your hand warm while you tremble. >I must truly stop making enemies with every youth I encounter. One of these chosen whelps may actually pat me.
>We're one step closer to captcha DDR.>>80507453>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4WVhoWuApg>What followed was an exhilarating trip uphill as they odd contraption somehow managed to climb the sheer incline without toppling onto itself (or depositing its occupants), passing over a sparse assortment of similar mulberry-coated support agents who had taken to the field in lieu of dedicated constables, beyond what few were able to find refuge from the refugees with the moment's rotation. Multiple took notice of Tart and her friend and signed the cross, while others threw up a salute in en effort to show deference to her status as a living saint. One individual, rather than anything overly formal, merely waved to the two between directing a leashed dog to sniff out potential traps or clues laid to bear by the unsanctioned tenant of the desolated land.>To the shore, most of their means in travel were whatever the adjoined Combined Fleet was willing to loan them for the operation...
>>80507453>>80507683>Yet at least one vessel remained under their custody alone, bearing a bright orange hull from its novel composition, carved from the miraculous vegetation grown through the Finger of the not-so-living Saint Augustine! Wooden elements lay stuck across its manifest to form the rigging, altogether bearing a likeness none dissimilar to a child's pushpin toy.
>>80507563That's not what I was thinking.>Ezreal responds bluntly.You read that wrong. There's only one thing that I really want.>"I want to kill Iori.">"I want to kill Iori.">"I want to kill Iori."Everything else is nonsense. >He states plainly, though a weariness settles in his eyes, and he turns his gaze away from Kain. The gauntlet maintains a steady pulse of energy, but hostile intent is directed at a faraway target, so distant it might as well be a product of imagination. ...>The jumbled thoughts do their best to maintain the construct of a person. Ezreal, whose sense of self was annihilated by having his rambling cut off, finds body again in the calm that proceeds Kain deciding to stand perfectly still. Man, you really threw me off my groove. Why's somebody who oozes power like you do mucking around with a thing like me? I think I know. You are incredibly bored.
>>80507717>He saw through the aristocratic veneer...I am indeed, profoundly bored.
>>80507683>>80507688>It's not quite the glorious march back from the battlefield from her era, but any fight you can walk away from. For the sake of morale, Tart does her utmost to be dignified as she heads past, though she does return the wave. For Riz's part, the puella magi simply lets Tart have the attention.>...The ships carved from oversized veg is...certainly something. Even they still haven't fully adjusted to the...sheer whimsy of it, as it were. They'll see themselves to whichever ship, vegetable or otherwise. Any port in a storm, right? I'm sure they don't need the chair to go with them on to the thing.>Speaking of the Fleet, they've likely had some appearance in force by now, cautiously maintaining watch as some of their number send out recon aircraft, all ready to jump in to action as needed.
>>80507788And you thought you'd find entertainment with some random dude standing on a rock?>Ezreal hopes that the bluntness of his questioning reveals what a fool's errand Kain had undertaken. Nevertheless, Ezreal lets out a sigh, and decides he may as well help this strange fellow out....>Firing a beam from his fingertip, he burns a grid into the sand, and waves his finger around to burn a circle into the grid space at the center. [ _ ][ _ ][ _ ][ _ ][ O ][ _ ][ _ ][ _ ][ _ ] >He looks at Kain expectantly.
>>80507829Yes. >With the Soul Reaver he pokes.[ _ ][ _ ][ X][ _ ][ O ][ _ ][ _ ][ _ ][ _ ]
>>80507806>For their part, the men were making a conscious effort not to appear too off-puttingly fawning while still trying to give the Maid of Orleans an air of importance in the face of their allies. Out from the carrot boat, a ruddy, stocky man in a hodge-podge of goodwill garb and dunmer garments threw up a sailor's salute, leveraging a large hooked instrument to physically drag his vessel closer to shore."Hey hey! Those navy blues got to worried when they saw that big blast come from the island! When I heard it was you, I...""Well I had faith you would ride out. Just like with the horror in the hill! So, did you have an intended destination my ladies, or is being a guest in their base all right?"
>>80507914Bleeeeeep.>Ezreal makes a soft, electronic-sounding chirp as he burns another circle into his grid. That noise is then followed by 'fwip-fwip-fwip,' like he was a pixelated game character collecting experience orbs up off the ground. Then, with a-Ding!>-he burns another circle into the grid.[ _ ][ O][ X][ _ ][ O ][ _ ][ _ ][ O][ _ ]>He looks up at Kain, and his expression shifts from boredom to a theatrical pity, pouting in dismay for his outskilled and deeply humilitated opponent. Unlucky. I just used my power that lets me put down two circles in one turn. Eh, maybe you should've seen that coming, you fuckin' mind reader??
>>80507959>Good old boathooks. Handy in a pinch in a fight, too. Or for a fire....Good day!>Riz winces slightly when she eventually has to dismount from her perch on the chair, but Tart hails him back in kind.I may not look forward to violence, but I suppose I am a bit stronger than I look at a glance. Thank you for your trust.>That fight probably did do quite a number on the city that Carnage spawned on the island....Right now, I think we'd just like a chance to clean up and get some rest in, so that should be fine."I won't complain.">Just because they could heal themselves with magic manually doesn't mean they have to, or necessarily want to...especially in their conditions.I just hope that this will mean one less problem off of our back.
>>80507961Ok. >He wipes away the bottom circle and replaces it with an X. A big X, gothic. Street rules. [ _ ][ O][ X][ _ ][ O ][ _ ][ _ ][ *X*][ _ ]
>>80508047Ironic that somebody who was acting so high and mighty would cast their eyes upon the bottom rung. You fail to see how far above you I really am.>Ezreal scoffs at the amateurish play Kain makes. For somebody who had so much aura earlier, he was really squandering it with these lousy Tic Tac Toe skills. They were symbolic of his arrogance, and yes, it really is that deep.[ _ ][ O ][ _ ][ _ ][ O ][ X ][ _ ][ O ][ _ ][ _ ][ *X* ][ _ ] Three in a row, that's it, that's game, I've won. No more. It's over.
>>80508094SO! SO! ENOUGH OF THE METAPHYSICAL VEIL MOCKING THE CONCEPT OF SUPERIOR INSIGHT YOU ARROGANT MORTAL. YOUR HEART IS FIXATED ON AN ICE SPRITE AND YOUR LOINS ARE DORMANT AS A TOMB! HAHAHAHA! I SEE WHY YOU FIND REFUGE BEHIND THIS ROCK! YOU'RE IMPOTENT! YOUR BALLS ARE INERT!
>>80508035"Captain Hernandez at your service this evening, and she may be no pope mobile, but the Carrot and Stick has nothing but a green track record for very important guests!">A large ramp of light yet sturdy woven reeds would descend from the vessel's carved bulwarks to bridge it to the shore, courtesy of the captain's muscles."Everyone with a gun knows someone that piece of work took down, either back in Ireland or here; and no one wanted to bug you ladies about it after our spiritual awakening...">Flavored by the troubles that befell a certain boreal bigwig when she tried to flaunt her talents."But we glad that you managed to give him some pepper, plus come out it all together. You stayin' all together?">As soon as the pair boarded, the ramp withdrew, and the captain would engage his vessel not through manipulating the sails, but pulling a ripcord extending from the stern end as he worked a crank, lowering a small engine into the waters as they started their journey shipside!
>>80508292>While Kain throws a hissy fit, Ezreal seizes the opportunity to win harder. He's winning so hard that nobody would be able to even believe it, hell, he's getting tired of winning.[ O ][ O ][ O ][ O] [ O ][ O ][ O ][ O ][ O ][ O ][ O ][ X ][ _ ][ O ][ _ ][ _ ][ *X* ][ O ]>Ezreal wraps up his diagonal line right as Kain's rant reaches its end. These are all things he's heard before, and they do little to rattle him - although, riding the high of his overwhelmingly huge Tic Tac Toe win might be stemming any indignant frustration he could've felt. The way you're screaming, you don't sound like someone who's getting any action right now either. I'm an expert on impotent rage, and that...>The way he says 'that' emphasizes the rhetorical impotency here, that the anger was coming from being a sore loser. But he also points at Kain's dick.Is impotent rage. Anyways, uh... Good game and all. My dick actually works now, by the way. Try playing my memories at 2x speed or something, you're a bit behind...
>>80508335"Much obliged, captain."...If anything, I had stayed my hand for far too long.>Tart says that part a bit quieter. As though ashamed, as they come aboard."He's not dead, but a deterrence will have to suffice."We're in one piece, so we've got that going for us.>It takes some coaxing, but Tart manages to make Riz actually sit down."We didn't want to warn anyone before it broke out for how trigger-happy he can get. It could've been a lot messier.">She sighs as she leans back.
>>80508405Y-your thoughts sped up the moment you realized I’d already seen the outcome. Fine. Keep winning. Have it your way. I'm killing everyone you know by the way. >I teleport away.
>>80508483That was a nice diversion, from...>Ezreal tries to remember where he was.Oh, my height. Yeah, I must be 6'5, I was mogging that guy hard. Brutal height mog I had on that guy, I was towering over him. I literally could not see him, he was ant sized. I must be 17'9.>Like a leaky faucet, Ezreal's nonsense thoughts come spilling out again.
>>80508474>Getting beyond the dreary fields of the still aching central island brought the pair back into the comforting (though eagle eyes would be able to spot signs of neglect from its vacation in the form of weed-covered fields and torn up awnings, alongside a patina of dirt on the once vibrant building fronts) tropical sight of the resort island and the vast works of brick and steel that housed their fleet friends' activities. "Nothing short of dropping the sun on that guy feels like it would be enough, huh? They stopped at dropping a pyramid. One that could punch back...""But if we could get him to stay still... perhaps hitting him with something 'like' a sun, would not be beyond us...">Mused Hernendez, optimistically entertaining the idea they had what it took to vanquish the threat, so long as they applied themselves!"Ah, but violent thoughts... they are not your style. For that, Tenentes are open to your direction; they there to help.">After a certain velocity had been achieved, the captain would unfurl his sails to let the rest of the trip go unimpeded by the noise of the engine, relaxing both it and himself as he sniffled the salty breeze."Landfall at six knots. Five...">Assuming he was heading toward the right piers for boat-boats, and not the one for girl-shaped vessels.
>>80508674>Sorry, connection issues!I may not like it, but if it's to protect others, I won't protest. The means and methods to be rid of him proper will come one day. Perhaps not today, perhaps not by our hands, but nonetheless."He has weaknesses, if we can expose them.">Come time to disembark, Tart helps her friend up with a smile. But until then, they're content to enjoy the ride in quiet- and discuss amongst each other via telepathy."...What a day."
