Siku Sunday Edition!A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80459911
I have a greater desire to jerk off in front of a woman than to have sex with them
evens wake and bake and drink and goon odds wake and bake and drink and goon dubs play games
>>80509411Saaaaaame, especially if I'm using her panties to choke out my ropes before they splatter all over her body.
I love genning goonslop
Being a girl so I can tease p*ssyfree cuties while I get fucked every day~
smoking with my friend and making my friend blow me while i look at porn~
>>80509411Pornsex in the presence of other goonres > real sex
>>80510999>no anon that buys you anal toys in exchange of videos of you slapping the toy against your fat hairy butt and gaping your hole with it every weekend for them
i made a censor for all the gridcucks out there
i'm fat and have a considerably large manbutt
>>80510741pumping to those heels
>>80511493can i fapfap thinking about it since you triggered me so bad
>>80509411I can't remember the last time I fantasised about fucking a girl. It's always fapping to her.
>>80512057like voyeur?
>>80512086Most of the time. Even in my head I'm still too nervous to get my dick out if front of a girl.
>>80512057ever since i discovered how much i liked cuck porn, the idea of actually having sex with a woman has become far less appealing than getting off to her getting railed by someone else
>>80512271me too>>80512222yeah you probably wont keep it hard
>>80512290Sadly true. I've been lucky enough to see some of my friends I fap to in bikinis and dresses and I get too flustered to pop a boner.
horsies...
>>80513186i want to get into more gross stuff like this, but how does one do that...i feel like im too vanilla rn
>>80513205for horses at least, the answer is to buy a horse dildo, see how good it feels scraping your prostate, and instantly become a massive horsefag. it's literally like in a doujin icl
>>80513294ive done any anal play, im curious but im also a bit scared of doing it nonny. any advice?
>>80513372not done*
>>80513294Anon is going to make all the boy into horsefags if he keeps on posting like this!
>>80513372okay so you probably shouldn’t go right for a horsecock then. I’d recommend starting with an Aneros because they’re pretty easy to get in, even for beginners, and you can see if you like the sensation. if you do, then start trying to keep it in for longer periods and start experimenting with dildos and larger insertions. don’t be afraid to get the small size of toys because the prostate is only like 2” in and size queening is very much an acquired taste. also use more lube than you think you need and breathe when it goes in and such
gotta take care of your steed bros
>>80513691steed seed is for ???
>>80513910delicious snack for long travels
>>80513984Buffs stamina and lowers wit
Checking if Akemy anon is here, did some breif digging in the archive and saw her mentioned here.
Awaiting the steamy double baked return of the best treat. Cara the shit switch dog!
horsecock is great and all, but what about horse ass?
>>80513635thanks for the advice nonny! ive tried like using fingers tho it just feels a bit uncomfy, i imagine it'll be better with a dildo>>80515367>horsecock is great and all, but what about horse ass?i think im into horses now, fuckk
Need more no limits autistic nonnies who want to take being a pussyfree virgin loser seriously
>>80515367Humping ball pussy while eating horse ass!
>>80515539hey wait that sounds like mee
>>80515568tag? :3
>>80515367She should put that futa cock where she put her tongue
>>80510183>>80510899I gotta stop coming here, I'm trying to have a long tolerance break but you fuckers keep making the idea of giving up immediately so enticing...
>>80515602can I ask if yours begins with a v first
>>80515731noo it doesnt!
Gosh why are are pics of futa girls fucking horses so rare?
>>80515684Ejaculate now.
where did all the losers go
>>80516793What do you want to see?
>>80516820am a bit bored so just looking for any virgin losers to talk to~
>>80516872Mainstream pornstars?
>>80516903dont mind them, i like violet myers myself <3
>>80516944Mainstream big titted pornstars...?
>>80511493you should show it off for your fellow permavirgins
>>80516582It's tough being blessed with such good (and degenerate and perverted) taste...
>>80516792Silly nonny, I was talking about hitting up my dealer to get some weed now even though I wanted to wait a few months. I've been squirting watery ropes all over myself multiple times every day ever since I broke my new year nofap on day 4!! :3>gifGod that's so fucking hot, for some reason I just got very hungry...
>>80517135Do it anyway. Empty your prostate now.
>>80517214Yes sir!!~ Mmfht that did feel good! Thank you so much nonny!! <3Sadly my loads don't look quite as thick n creamy as the nutgunk drooling out of that pussy but it definitely tastes just as good~
>>80517323Bet you'll be hard again in minutes stimulated by girls filled with cum.
>>80516582>>80516648Is it wrong that now I want to watch a futa to fuck a stallion's musky shithole, fill it up until it's gushing with her thick virile cum then order me to make out with that cream filled donut?
>>80516944Oh fuck yes!
>>80517497Yes, but only because you'll become so addicted to slurping cum out of horse shitters that you won't wanna do anything else.
>>80517497Totally normal reaction
One of those is filled with pozzed, homeless cum. The others are regular jizz from your bull. You have to drink 4.
>>805175882 5 7 9
>>80517608You'll be burping bull cum only today, nonny. You're safe.
No condoms... unless they are for condom ripping risk fetish porn.
>>80517645With that much in my tummy it will be on my breath into tomorrow
>>80517323Nice meaty lips
>>80517788Churning inside your stomach and making you have a bump in your tummy. Awful, isn't? Almost like you're pregnant with his cum. Well, at least you didn't get the sex flu. Consider yourself luck.
>>80517588Stopping after just 4 seems like such a waste though, don't you think?
I've probably came more times in the last 6 years than most people do in their entire lives
>>80517725Condom breaking in a pornstar just in time for a full blast of cum in her hot cunt<3<3<3
>>80515684Enjoy round tits.
>>80517867If you want a hard mode, you can always drink 8 and see how much the God of luck smiles to you. Although, if you're willing to go that far, you're probably seeking that golden, hazard gunk.
>>80517855The cum roulette is going to happen daily now isn't it? Daily spooge sucking belly bloating risks.
>>80517958Drinking 8 still wastes that last 1 though, might as well finish the entire round at that point. Since they went to all that effort to fill 9 whole condoms like that it would be rude to leave them just hanging there.
>>80514052Summoning Caramel Anon... Fellow wizards, lend me your strength (shit) and mana (cum)
>>80517999Yes, but it will get harder since there'll be more pozzed used condoms as you manage to dodge them, going up to 4 on the 4th day. You can get a boon and remove 2 from the roulette when you reach max level but, to earn that, you need to jerk off the bulls and homeless men with your own hands.>>80518062Such a hungry slut, but that just kills the fun! If you want HIV that bad, just ask for one of them to unload inside your fagpussy.
>>80518118>Such a hungry slutGuilty as charged! But can you really blame me? I mean they just so tasty, besides if I drink them all then no one else risks getting the unlucky drink, so it makes perfect sense~>just ask for one of them to unload inside your fagpussy.Now we're talking!! Again though, just one?
>>80517899
alright anon, and now for $10,000, what are fantasy waifus for?>a) horses>b) orcs>c) cursed equipment>d) all of the above
>>80518240Massive cumfillings.
>>80518240Mhm... I'm gonna go with "black men", Steve
>>80518240As the waifu, I know the correct answer is D!
>>80518277black HUUHHHHH???
>>80518185Get slutty clothes, some nice make-up and I am sure the entire camp will be willing to bring you inside their tent and stab your prostate with their poisonous cock. If what gets you going is laying on a piss-stained mattress and spreading your legs while a train of stinky, AIDS-carrying hobos strech your gaycunt and spit snot in your mouth, I am sure you can easily achieve that with little effort.
>>80516944What do you like about her in particular?
>>80518240show cursed equipment NOWWWWW
>>80518323
>>80518104All of my mana and all of my strength for the stinky chocolate one!
>>80518349You somehow made it sound even hotter and more fun than I was imagining, being turned into the camp whore would be a dream come true!! Being chained there, totally unable to leave for weeks or even months as my family and friends wonder whatever happened to me, only to find me years later in a completely unrecognisable state. Countless scars ranging from brutal beatings to being injected with all kinds of drugs both legal and not, tattoos and writing across my body to really mark me as a total fagslut for rancid hobo cock and glazed all over in their thick, yellowed and heavily pozzed ballsnot, just thinking about it made my lil cunt twitch!! >////<
>>80518118My bull and those tramps both getting milked into condoms only for them to dump the milk into a dog bowl...
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>>80518488I chuckled, good post anon
>>80518516Hot. I bet you'd look very cute as an anorexic, crackhead slut.>>80518528Such a waste of your effort! After spending hours letting they rape your hand, having to watch those used condoms being ripped and poured into a bowl with your name on it is heartbreaking. Well, you'll still have to drink it. Pray to your God that the bull cum will be potent enough to kill the infected white blood cells on that concoction. Face down on the bowl, ass up in the air and lap at it like a good boy, anon.
>>80513186idk what did it but horseshoe tattoos are one of the hottest things that can be on someone's body
>>80518624At least they didn't funnel it into me. All of that nasty messy is really making me feel so full! My belly is sticking out from just how much gunk is in me.
Can't stop fapping to reverse cowgirl.
>>80518104Offering a chicken for the ritual
>>80515684i only have tolerance breaks when i literally cant smoke or drink that day
>>80519013got any with her labia spread?
