"Hate you" EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80505520OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Intense emotional generate (erotic!)
Love our cult leader TV husband
Abel in my bed
>>80514410Saint Peter...
>>80514604Who’s the dad
was there even a hbg this week
Rape ALL televisions!
why do women always draw bottoms crying
I want to practice expressions, give me a characters and an expression/emotion if you want?
>>80514831Sadism and because sex is painful for women so they project that on gay men
>>80514933t. has never had sex with a woman
>>80514897Arackniss, Ecstasy
>>80514897Danny being megalomanic
>>80514933>because sex is painful for womenHuh?
>>80514897Abel or Adam, “I’m being pegged so hard” expression
>>80514897Alastor, ditzy/bimbo brained/ deer brained
I'm writing them all down and will work on them throughout the day
>>80515350Good luck! They will turn out wonderful I bet
>>80514933Anal penetration is significantly more painful than vaginal penetration.
How long were her parents able to blend in at Charlie's school before staff asked them to leave?
>>80515549A full day
Adam and Lilith are very big..
Impregnate the Vaggie.
>>80515763She's doing it!
>>80515788It worked.
>>80515809>it's just Vaggie with curly hairCharlie try harder....
Lucifer bought her the censored version...
>>80515350i want to write things on him
Canonically skinny Charlie.
>>80515763>>80515788>>80515809But how???
>>80515946She put her back into it.
>>80515763>>80515788>>80515809Plot twist Charlie gave birth >>80515946They rubbed their clits together until one of them got pregnant
>>80515599For you...
>>80515826Maybe Vaggie's pure angelic genes are just that strong...
>>80515946She transformed her trident into a working penis.
fatty
Vaggie likes it when Charlie gets rough.
>>80514897VelvetteSmug satisfaction
Congratulations to Alastor for being the number one omega in Hazbin!
Remember when Val beat Alastor in the hhg yume poll
>>80514897Emo Charlie laughing.
>>80516261All recent polls have Alastor beating Val from what I've seen
I miss the moth posters
>>80516020If Charlie gave birth then she'd become as curvy as her mom.
>>80514897Peryton, Happy(Thank you)
>>80516238>>80516303Wonder how he'd feel about this if he found out...
im and omni poster(except girls! icky!)
>>80516157Something from her old exorcist days i strongly believe.Although i can already imagine the countless apologies that would come from Charlie, and how extremely bad she would feel, even after being reassured by Vaggie.
>>80516346>Leclerc??? People ship F1 drivers?
>>80516311>Lilith's genes finally activating Fuck yeah
>>80516346I remember the day I found out what the onegaverse was, I quite literally logged off and questioned my faith in humanity. It wasn't the fact that it existed, but the fact that so many women were getting off to knotted cocks stuck in male assvaginas that it made me realize my questionable tastes were quite normal in the grand scheme of things.
>>80516455Apparently, shit's weird.
>>80516522The thing that gets me is it somehow got co-opted by the mainstream and made its way into hetero fiction when, isn't ABO just basically real life for heterosexuals? The lubrication, pheromones, "going into heat", pregnancy, fucked up gender dynamics and being at the mercy of "alpha males", etc. are all shit that women already have to deal with irl, why on earth would these people need omegaverse to justify it? The whole point of it is to basically apply this shit to men and make them go through it as women do
>>80516346Imagine explaining omegaverse to Alastor.
>>80516640And then informing him that he's the most popular omega.
Need omega Vox
>>80516346>All that RPFAnyone who participates in those tags has no room to judge anyone else in the history of ever.>>80516522I concur, Mills, Omegaverse isn't for me either.It's just a super straight society with enforced gender roles except gay.I can like knots but why does it have to be gay with mpreg? Why can't one of the members of the ship just be genderbent?Even when I was at my peak fujo phase back in high school I couldn't get into this. Doesn't compute.
>>80516609It's animalistic sex for furries who don't want to admit they're furries.
>>80516678It would break his brain. Poor deer.
>>80516687It's not really furry stuff despite the knotting, it was conceived and popularized in the Supernatural fandom IIRC.
>>80516684I've read some good fics of Alastor going into heat while in Vox's captivity that explores character dynamics, but that's about the extent I've engaged with it. It tends to just remind me how much it sucks to be a woman in this world
>>80516805But it was about werewolves originally. That's where the knots come from.
>>80516455>not being into Verstappen x Leclerc omegaverse yaoiThat's how Formula One works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55700842
>>80516911>people ship these uggos
>>80516937If the bottom isn't the slightly cuter one on the left, I'm gonna be pissed
>>80516609I've seen it bleed into het stories as well and there's nothing worse than thinking you're in for a good straight sex fic and then realizing it's omega slop. I don't get the appeal either, I figured it would only be popular with girls into impreg and yaoi.>>80516684The whole gender based society really rubs me the wrong way. I've dealt with sexism enough in my life, I don't want it to bleed into my fantasy life as well. I have nothing against knots either, but by that point why aren't they just doing a werewolf au, or making a furry character? It seems weird for random humans to have animal dicks. It would be like if human Al had a deer dick, just make him a demon if you want furry traits lmao.
>>80516953Leclerc drives for Ferrari (left) and Verstappen drives for Red Bull (right).
>>80516989Good. Now spoonfeed me the difference between Nascar and F1
Ngl, A/B/O yuri is pretty hot and the only variant of it I like.
>>80517039Nascar are cars.F1 are hyper optimized coffins with wheels.
>>80516986
>>80517109Sorry Vox, deer won again
>>80516911>>80516937I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am at this holy shit.
Hazbin God follows me on twitter
>>80514831Men cryingis hot. Simple as.
>>80517039BeerWine
>>80517179true, sometimes it brings out my motherly instincts tholike picrel
>>80516855I wouldn't consider Hazbin "omegaverse" with the heat cycles since they aren't human anymore
>>80517079>coffins with wheelshas anyone in F1 ever died?
>>80517246People crash F1 all the time. People also sometimes die in those crashes. The only reason not so many people die from it is because it's very exclusive.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YMjw2sjXqU
>>80517179For me it’s an automatic turn off I don’t know why
>>80517210It's more of just a sadistic thing for me. Though I've never really had much in the way of "motherly instincts' lol.>>80517367Fair enough! I will admit my tastes are a bit abnormal lol so I could be in the minority here.
>>80517179>>80517438For me, it depends on the character. If it's a strong male who tries to hide his vulnerability like Alastor reaching a point of tears then it's instant boners
>>80517508Do you think we’ll ever actually see Alastor cry? The fact that he barely even made a noise when Vox was ripping out his stitches and electrocuting him was pretty impressive. We know that shit really hurts with the way Angel was carrying on.
Is he fucking stupid?
>>80517177Danny fucks THAT?!
>>80517568He knows the sheeple will follow him regardless of his actual words if he's charismatic enough
>>80517177>Charlie's shirtnice
>>80517568He slipped up kek
>>80517568Vance, Miller, and Trump say these kind of flubs all the fucking time and burgers don't seem to notice or care
>>80517869
>>80517883
>>80517896
>>80517900
>>80517912
>>80517508The more they have to fall to get to that point the hotter it is for sure. It's also fun that way exposing that vulnerability really adds a bit to their humiliation on top of it all.>>80517544I'd love to see it but I have my doubts.
>>80517922
>>80517934
>>80517942Love Vox being soft for deer
>>80517950
>>80517857People make fun of Trump flubs all the time although I think a lot of the general public has gotten tired of it after a decade of him being constantly in the news. For the others the only people that notice shit like that is autists who are hyperfixated on US politics. They’re the only people keeping track of shit Vance and Miller say.
>>80518123why does vaggie have a hitler stache in her last speech bubble
>temps in the 30s>just ate a pint of Halo TopWhy.
>>80518071Could you please post curly haired pigs?
>>80518192>temps in the 30sIs that cold for burgers?
What would they say?
>>80518299Nta but in fahrenheit 32 is the freezing point of water
>>80518299It’s like -1 to 3 degrees celsius and would be considered cold in warmer regions of the US
>>80518299it's around 0 degrees for celsius chuds
>>80518071Cute.
I want to fuck this.
>>80518328They'd be happy, they want the grandkids.
From the commentary>Vox is not like Alastor. Vox frowns>Vox is too emotional>He feels so much all the timehttps://files.catbox.moe/nv7jmg.mp4>Vox has only 2 friends (the Vees)>Vox loves his pet sharks>Vox is a pet guy and a dog guyhttps://files.catbox.moe/nz6jz7.mp4>Viv, Skye (Smiles) and Sam tease Vox and Alastor's pasthttps://files.catbox.moe/m20saq.mp4>Vox is always watchinghttps://files.catbox.moe/111yl8.mp4>Val doesn't know what the word consent meanshttps://files.catbox.moe/zm8g20.mp4>Val and Velvette were texting each other while watching the extermination, being like "This is cringe">Vox is like the dad that's like "Come watch sports with me!!!"https://files.catbox.moe/fdwzqs.mp4>Viv is now a Veesfag thanks to Skye>Vox is one of the characters Viv is the most proud ofhttps://files.catbox.moe/gigm1z.mp4>Viv: As we go further into the series, these guys (the Vees) are becoming some of my favorite characters I've ever madehttps://files.catbox.moe/5mn8ck.mp4>Viv, Smiles and Sam being staticmothfagshttps://files.catbox.moe/7jt7y7.mp4
I have to stop going shrimp posture when I draw
>>80516937>this is ugly in current yearIt’s over
>>80518577>velvette with bags under her eyes Sexoo
>>805186113dpd
>>80518611I think Verstappen is just being photographed at an unflattering angle with the hat there
>>80518577kek thank you I appreciate it
>>80518634<<<<<<2d
>>80518577Nice, you're fast
>>80518611The one on the left is cute
>>80518523>Vox is too emotional>He feels so much all the timeWhy is he so adorable anons
Vaggie has been busy.
>>80518577Based!
>>80516346>>80516911>>80516937What the fuck
>>80518523>Vox feels so much all the timeI can't believe I gaslit myself in S1 into thinking I was making wrong assumptions like this.>Val doesn't know what the word consent meansI just laughed in real, is that how they're gonna try to spin why he's a rapist?!They really decided to just woobify him, which begs the question of why make him a pimp rapist in the first place? Mothsisters, I'm sorry.>Vox is a pet guyI love him>dog guyHe has that personality and it's a nice contrast to Alastor hating them>Viv is now a Veesfag thanks to SkyeThis is actually kinda cute and reminds me of how I hyped up a side character in my friend's story so much she characterized him more (with my help heh) and then she was like, "I'm going to give him a little sister that's a brocon and she's going to be just basically you" and then she did--oh shit, what were we saying the other day about if Vox shows interest in a female it'd be based on Smiles?!Maybe more likely than I thought! But again it'll be Viv's idea, she has to offer. >Vox always watchingThe fact that he's a voyeur is so sexy to me, despite the fact I'm a paranoid person.>Only 2 friendsTo be loved by the masses, yet so few know the "real" you...oh, Vox...I'm sure it took a long time for him to open up and it only came with the prolonged proximity of working together.>Vox is the type of "come watch sports with me"Adorable, he always struck me like that.Thanks for summing it up, anon!
>>80518577Thank you! These all look Great! I really like the Expression work on Nissy and Charlie's cute smile.You also really captured the Diabolical Danny Do-Bad's Dastardly Demeanor.
Omega slick
Abel in heat...................................................
For pixiv users, is there any decent way to filter ai slop out of the results? There's so damn much of it.
>>80518933There's a setting that disables it.
>All these plebians discussing omegaverse ittNone of you understand like I do
acabo
>>80518951GOAT
>>80518845>I just laughed in real, is that how they're gonna try to spin why he's a rapist?!I’m pretty sure they’re just making a joke about how he’s dumb. He doesn’t bother to learn about safe, consensual sex because he’s 10 feet tall and can just force himself on people. His whole affable, himbo facade goes away when he interacts with Angel which is telling imo.
>>80518997Would male Charlie be a twink or fit?
>>80518997Dickie besto boy.
>>80519074Voxxy will cuck Dickie
>>80519150If we go by Vox’s taste in men it’s Charles who’s getting cucked.
>>80519150>VoxxyIf anything Charles is the one who's gonna get cucked
>>80518523I love how much he loves his sharks. It's so adorable. Also cute how they are his only friends besides the Vees lol.>>80518985Damn straight, I don't understand it. Hell I was even into the Supernatural fandom at that time and I still dont' get it.
If this post is dubs I'll draw the first request I get.
I'm Stella's omega.
Fat fuck
>>80519261Dood taking Satan's cock up the ass
>>80519261Rerolling because I hate myself.>>80519401I didn't get dubs yet hang on nigga.
>>80519261Charlie with big booba
>>80519261Big Moth Balls
We've come to a point where Charlie being a turbo slut would be an improvement.Ok it wouldn't but it's close.
>>80519339girls be like, i want that fat boy..
>>80518523>Val doesn't know what the word consent meansEvery day I'm more convinced that the theory that Val was a prostitute who died young irl is true. He's a moron, doesn't know the meaning of simple words, says shit like "I know you won't believe this but I don't understand", the staff call him a trophy wife and say he has no brain. The theory is that he was introduced to the nightlife as a kid and never received a proper education which would explain his stupidity. If he was an SA victim and had to sell his body to survive, it'd make sense why he doesn't associate sex with emotional connection. He'd be the kind of victim who turns into an abuser instead of breaking the cycle.
>>80518356>>80518363>>80518367Where I live in winter regularly gets down to the negative Fahrenheit equivalent. Cold isn’t so bad if you prepare for it with lots of layers. What’s awful is the heat because unless you have an air conditioner there isn’t much you can do.
>>80514639No there was notbecsue Tiny Adam is dead.
>>80519745RIP
>>80519745she is??? wtf
>>80519719>regularly gets down to the negative Fahrrenheit equivalent-40? As someone who also lives similarly frigid temps I do have to disagree about the cold being not so bad. Cold would be deadly without temperature control like a furnace or similar. Aircon is certainly nice but it isn't necessary for survival like having a heat source in that cold of temperature.
>>80519745>>80519916>>80519939Don’t believe anything this place says until unless there is proof anons make shit up all the time.
>>80519707>never received a proper education>had to fend for himself>sex crazed himbo>sharp teeth>long tongueNo way--
Nigger...
>>80519719>What’s awful is the heat because unless you have an air conditioner there isn’t much you can do.This, plus endless bugs ruining your life >go to kitchen>fruit flies everywhere and trying to dive bomb into my food>go into room>open window>wasps fly in >close window>get ready for bed>hear telltale signs a mosquito is now here>also spiders I don't even live in a hot climate and this shit is inescapable
>>80520114Denji is the complete opposite though, he never rapes or does shit to women without their consent.
>>80520120What
>>80519919Why she shaped like that tho
Vel is going to take Alastasia
>>80520188She bimbo blasted Alastor
A tiny adam flew over my house
>>80520163I'm vindicated; and disappointed on top of that
>>80516238>>80516303>>80516346what does Alastor's omega slick taste like?
>>80520159The difference between Vox and Val is they’re both huge perverts but Val will sleep with anyone hot enough while Vox is disinterested in someone super attractive if he doesn’t like or respect them. Vox is surprisingly monogamous for being a sadist perv.
>>80520224What are you dissapointed at?
>>80520224Explain.
>>80520159I was just saying they had some stuff in common
>>80520248I feel like his perverted tendencies came about due to Val's influence. He seemed simply sadistic as a human and then is rather pure with his feelings towards Alastor, but the combination of having his ego bruised/meeting a giga rapist turned him into a creepy pervert.
>>80514897angel dust about to start a fight
>>80519415Rip, you doing good dood?
And you made fun of me for doing the same shit you're doing now, lol
>>80518523>Val doesn't know what the word consent means>https://files.catbox.moe/zm8g20.mp4not funny, viv!! didn't laugh
>>80520114>has a Shark companion
>>80518523>>80518845I love Vox. He's adorbs. I love Vs as a whole. I'm glad I'm alive to see them
>>80520408vagueposter...
Thoughts?
>>80520479all homestuck fags should be murdered
>>80520479Same thing but with less words and homestuck terminology.
>>80520499I was wondering as to why I wanted to bludgeon someone
Why did they turn him into a retarded sugar baby?I don't get the appeal...
>>80520250>>80520278I'm disappointed of today's thread, duh!
i love vaggie!!!
>>80514619Adam!
what peadverse thing should i draw next
>>80520479What the fuck does this mean?
>>80520618Retarded attempt at a save
>>80520618Because of what anons said about cold weather?
>>80520479I don't know what this means
>>80519869I’d let him lay eggs inside me.
>>80519261Lilith all hyper like that Voxxy and Lute pic you made
>>80520640Save from what>>80520644Cold weather won desu
>>80520634>>80520649It’s pretty much >>80520520 but more words and homestuck terms.t. Unfortunate former homestuck reader
>>80519261>>80520661One reroll and that's it for me.
Hello /hhg/! Today was a good and comfy day. How was (You)r day?
>>80520672Your slavic ass would melt in Oz
>>80520661>>80519261This but with Charlie and Lilith in the same image. Daughter like mother.
im bored so post absolute TRVKE NVKES about hhg
>>80520731How is he slavic? Is this a schizo theory made up by rooschizo that we have slavs posting here? I've seen passive aggressive postings for a year or more now "SLAVS FUCKING SUCK" and all that.
>>80520769slavs aren't white so
>All I can say is thank you for sucking so much at everything you try to doWas Vox wrong though?
>>80520479A morail is not just a platonic soulmate the way the Homestuck fandom would have you believe, it's a sociobiological function to ensure the survival of both parties (on the troll planet in Homestuck, it's vicious staying alive).Both parties balance one another's temperaments which means mutual tard wrangling in whatever form it takes--usually someone impulsive paired with someone more passive.For example, Vox wrangling Val into not going to the Hotel and shooting it up was a very moirail thing to do. But they also fuck.Homestucks act like rails don't fuck because the fandom is full of retard politibrained people who delude themselves into thinking the comic was always for them from the start.Anyway, Alastor would not want a morail.He doesn't think he needs to be wrangled.
>>80520771Judging how this immediately followed >>80520769 yeah it probably is.
>>805207712hu and Oneitis are both slavs
>>80520590Cute mothBut honestly, it's because the writers probably like him a lot more as they were getting further into the show, but I am curious to how they write him with Angel now back into the picture in season 3. I do hope they make him actually menacing and dangerous and not some toothless pimp.
>>80520479the spade basically means "should i black him?" and then the heart + spade means they like to switch between bleaching and blacking eachother
>>80520816I've posted on /hhg/ for 3 years and never seen touhoufag say he was slavic once and I'm terminally online. As for the autistic femanon I also hadn't seen that.
>>80520837Fuck you for making me laugh at that retard
doesn't matter slavs still aren't white
>>80520846They both said they live in a very cold place
>>80520875Could be Canada or Alaska or Scandi
>>80520875That can be the city of Melbourne for all you know or Northern Canada. Is this some sort of soldat obsession with Russian boogie men or some shit you schizo cunt?
>>80520837Ah okay makes perfect sense.
touhounigger is an npd hpd aspd bpd narcissistic attention whore and slavs aren't white so he will never be white
I say my cock goes insideThat big weird lonely snake guy
I have never said which country I live in only that it’s not the US. Bigdad Hazbin redesigns are kino and should be appreciated more.
>>80520479What does the grey club mean on Charlie?
>>80520958She deserves to be beaten
>>80520943Would you still love your husbando or waifu if they looked like this?
>>80520943too tryhard edgy
I'M TOO SKINNY
>>80520631Moxxie and Millie first weeks with p.e.a.d.
>>80521073St. Peter…
>>80521064The point is his OC the guy in the picture sees everyone in Hell as looking that way when they don’t and it was just done for fun.
>>80520624Lute...
>>80521118anything in particular? since they didnt know they had it in the first couple weeks until moxxie went to the doctor's
I want to fuck his ass so fucking badly
>>80520943Dude five nights at freddy lmao
>>80521073hhg femanon...
Alastor looks like this??
Jeff the killer
>>80521191Val…
>>80521258
>>80520924Proof?
>>80521229In his human form, yes
>>80521194
>>80521172just kill yourself already keno
>>80520943>>80521031>>80521152>>80521301kino...
>>80521361He made these between when season 1 designs had leaked and the season aired so it was not confirmed Vaggie was an angel at the time.
>>80521293slavs aren't white lol.
>>80521378
>>80521394>verosika is just... hole
>>80521394
>>80521389Proof he's a slav? Are slavs your boogiemen because a soldat was a Romanian living in Russia? I'm curious now. You've played this game for a year.
What does Amir think about what's going on in Iran right now?
>>80521380>Hair is longer than her hips>Back shot it's shrank upArtist can't into proportion or continuity.
>>80521448he's focused on trump rn and blaming non-voters or something lol
should i start reading homestuck?
Would Alastor be a monarchist or support the islamic revolution?
>>80521530No
>>80521530No. Read Problem Sleuth instead.
>>80521530It's garbo
>>80521545Whichever causes more suffering
>>80520709Hello, Abelsis!Glad you had a comfy day, mine went pretty well too. I've been playing around with some web designing and listening to music most of the day, didn't get done what I wanted to but tomorrow is Monday and Mondays are for hitting the grind!>>80521530Let's Read Homestuck, a video series with narration and voice acting, is a lot more fun for newcomers ime but when you get to THAT part in Act 5 just quit and make up your own ending before you look up everything that actually happens after
>>80521545>Doesn’t eat pork>Dislikes overly sexual men like Angel Dust and Valentino and Vox when he’s horny but doesn’t care about women being slutty>Prefers to work with females and respects women in power more>Made Vox dress modest in baggy clothes when they were closeAlastor is a Muslim only he believes men are inferior and should be submissive not women but he makes an exception for himself.
>>80521417seeing leech and hagfish in it
>>80521426It's just roonigger off her meds again and having a multiple personality disorder episode as usual. Promptly ignore.
Throwing Angel Dust off of a rooftop
>>80521172Maybe Millie noticing that they have gained a bit of fat.
>>80520709Hello Abelsis, i'm fine. I had a nice, relaxing day that was much needed
>>80521642he's a spider he'll shit some thread out as a safety net
>>80521595>Made Vox dress modest in baggy clothes when they were closeThere's no evidence he chose Vox's outfits
Haram!
>>80520166she snek
>>80521448He hasn’t said anything, his social media right now is just about Palestine and immigration and white people. He doesn’t give a fuck kek
>>80521649+ and Moxxie being a little embarrassed about it.
>>80521530Just read that long ass MLP fanfiction
>>80521530Nah.
Next season for sure.
>>80521666I was going to argue back seriously with you but I am bored and shitposting about fucking of all people Alastor being Muslim and I don’t really care enough.
>>80521729which one?
Dubs decides which thread celebrity we are all gangbanging.
>>80521819Spongecuck
>>80521819I don't want to share
>>80521819None
>>80521819Meat.
>>80521819All of them
>>80521819Amir Talai
>>80521819No one here is bangable, especially me.
>>80521819(you)
>>80521819peryton
>>80521756Kino
>>80521819Me
I am amongst you
>>80521857Sis, we've talked about this.>>80521877Wish granted?
>>80521877Who are you??
>>80521891I'm me.
>>80521876i saw a version of this, but with alastor and vox, but what is it originally based on?
>>80521891Not a thread celebrity, the fact that I want to bang Amir is my only recognizable trait
>>80521924Scene from Chainsaw man
>>80521924Game of thrones
>>80521426slavs aren't white LOL
>>80521876>Vel could have joined her boys in a polycule> Probably could have had some further depth >Got turned into a lesbian because the writers didn't want her to intrude upon voxvalSome shit just pisses me off
>>80521926The Radiostatic orgy will save you
>>80521924boku no pico
>>80522005Polyvees is always canon in my heartIt just makes sense!
>>80521881meat manz you have cum in deer too much he is preggers
>>80521818The one that literally is in the library of congress
>>80522005Polyvees is a cute idea but it’s better as fanon imo. They made Vox too homosexual and I truly can’t envision Val having a healthy non rapey relationship with a woman.
>>80521924Cory in the House
>>80522103>They made Vox too homosexualHe still reads as bi to me and always has
>>80522005>because the writers didn't want her to intrude upon voxvalProbably that, and because Sam just wanted a self-insert in the show, so i guess Viv could kill two birds with one stone with that
>>80522103none of that changes the fact that slavs aren't white so
>>80522128Where can I buy one of these?
When is Velvette going to do something evil?
>>80521924the little mermaid
>>80522176She bimbofied that one sinner
>>80522128i would do anything she asked of me
>>80522176Making a daterape drug and participating in sexual exploitation and attempted genocide isn't evil?
>>80522139I just need him to show like the smallest amount of interest in women for me to buy it. Like fuck just make him stare at a pair of tits for half a second. So far what we have is Katie giving him the ick, him twirling around Charlie, and sitting in Velvette’s room having a tea party. It’s not looking good for him.
>>80520640Save from what nigger
>>80522224Did you see how he looked at Vaggie in that Helluva on prime promo ad?
Even if Vel wasn't a lesbian and Polyvees still had a chance of happening, she probably still would have gotten the short end of the stick anywaysDon't forget who's in charge of the writting in this piece of shit of a show
>>80522228I've never seen anyone with a touhou picture talking about the shows so why are you here?
>>80522224Katie would give anyone the ickHe doesn't show interest in Charlie because he thinks Alastor is involved with her>having a tea party with Velvette makes him look gayI'm getting flashbacks to Playing it Straight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZkVTtlF9yw
>>80522275Cause why not + I'm bored
>they made Vox too homosexualAlright this is going to piss certain anons off but during season 2 I got the feeling Vox was attracted to Velvette, Zeezi, and maybe even Carmilla a bit with his interactions with them compared to how he was with Charlie and Katie. At this point I really do think Vox is a bisexual who can only get it up for brown skin.
>>80522228Saved from a blowjob from Roo
>>80522309I agree with you except the part about brown skinAside from Velvette none of those characters have brown skinWe don't even know if Vox knows that Alastor is mixed
>>80522326NO WAIT I TAKE IT BACK
>>80522251No, do you have a screenshot or something? When he actually interacts with Vaggie in the show he just kind of blows her off or is straight up rude to her. Val at least objectifies women, Vox seems like he couldn’t care less.
ABEL. HOOVES.
>>80522309>I got the feeling Vox was attracted to VelvetteSame
>>80522360Anon is coping, he's just smiling smugly at her, there is nothing that implies attraction
>>80522354He can just sense it trust me.
Has Vox ever hit on Velvette?
>>80522398They give gay best friend vibes desu.
>>80522385Help that needy boy out
I hope she doesn't brutally rape me hehe
Peeing on Vox to mark my territory
>>80522309He needed to win over Velvette, Zeezi, and Carmilla for the sake of his plan, but not Charlie or Katie. We know he uses his sex appeal to manipulate people (he blatantly does it with Val) but it doesn’t even seem like he was doing that here.
>>80522425Why is Vox showing his USBs like a fucking whore
>>80522356Roo reminds me of Kawakami for some reason but it might just be because of that one maid fanart.
>>80522419No but he calls her my dear and sweetie, and she calls him babe and darling.
>>80522360Nta
>>80522461
>>80522427abel...
>>80522425>shark shortsHe's so fucking autistic about sharks
Let’s vote on it.https://strawpoll.com/kjn1Dx9LjyQ
>>80522419NeverHe protecHe sexes Val
>>80522445Kawakami is cute, although I haven't played a single Persona game yet. It's something I've been planning to play for a while now but hadn't gotten to it because there's like a gigatrillion games that I want to playHell even Touhou was something I delayed for a long while before suddenly deciding to play the entire franchise one day. That would be around last year
>>80522398I think it would be interesting if he did have a crush on her and I’ve enjoyed some fic about it, but I just don’t see it in the show itself. He acts like her friend, not like a guy lusting over her. He even does the shoulder touching thing less with her.
Anons who think Vox shows attraction to women must be coping, he comes across gayer than even Angel.
Do you think that Vel does findom to her followers
>>80522532Vox only loves black women when it comes to wanting to be with them.
>>80522532Saw a post a few threads ago of somebody saying that if Viv would have created Vox in recent times, she would have made him 100% gay insteadThey probably were right
>>80522470Thank you.Yeah anon I just don’t see it. Compare that to the way he looks at the two people we know for sure he has/had feelings for. There’s a certain tenderness to it. He blushes, shows off to them, seemingly wants to impress them or at the very least get their attention. We just haven’t seen him behave like that with any female characters.
>>80522499Persona 5 is disappointing because it starts off incredibly strong but then fizzles out hard but it offers a lot of older women love interests if you like hags. Meanwhile 4 and 3 are better games overall but none of the girls in it really interest me. I think I’ve met a lot of 2hu fans that have never touched the games and just like the characters or music so that’s not too out there.
But if Vox is gay that makes Voxxy a lesbian…
>>80522487>He's so fucking autistic about sharksImagine having autism and NPD...
>>80522524>He even does the shoulder touching thing less with her.>doesn't know what hover hands actually means
I think Vox would be into Alastor and Valentino whether they were male or female desu
>>80522627This is the truthI don't understand why some anons want to insist Vox is secretly 100% gay
>>80522564and thank god she didn't
>>80522606>hover hands Is Alastor beta or chad for doing hover hands in pic related?
>>80522652He's trying to feel out how fatter she needs to get before he can fuck her.
My Tiny Adam scampered off somewhere and now my tiny lute won't stop wailing in his last known direction
I need a oil driller in my life...
>>80522532>Imagine coming off as even more gayer than the gay slut of the showLel
Brighter is really growing on me even if the Vox backstory is retarded compared to the violence-induction cult ideaI think Losing Streak is still the best sounding overall song of the season
>>80522576>but none of the girls in it really interest me.Fuuka was my waifu, though none of the girls in 4 appealed to me even though it's my favorite overall.
>>80522641>I don't understand why some anons want to insist Vox is secretly 100% gayI’m open to be proven wrong but it doesn’t even some like the writers are interested in showing us that he’s bi. Val is also pretty fruity but everyone knows he’s into women too because they threw in a few joke scenes of him lusting after them. They could easily do the same with Vox and make his fans’ days but outside of the pride merch none of the cast or crew seems to care about it.
>>80522709Try to attract him with some chicken nuggets, that should do the trick
>>80522736Velvette...
>>80522627Eh, I'm not sure about that. He seems to be attracted to those he respects or gets high off dominating because they're so powerful, and him being a conservative man from the '50s, I doubt he finds it possible to really see a woman as being above himself
>>80522641Oh i am not denying his "confirmed sexuality", it's simply just what Viv and the rest of the writers are making him look like in the actual show
>>80522741I regularly get "Don't You Forget" reprise stuck in my head.
>>80520394Just tired is all
>Alastor or Val suddenly turn into women via rule 63 juice for one episode after being male for the entire duration of the seriesWould Vox still find them appealing?
>>80522755>make his fans' daysThey think his fans are fujos just like them, but it wouldn't make my day? I don't really care about having it confirmed on screen he's into women
>>80522532He feels more authentically gay than Angel. When Angel acts gay it’s like he’s trying to sell you something (which makes sense considering his job), when Vox acts gay it’s like he’s legitimately in love. If you take away the creepy chuddiness of it all, the fact that he spent 70 years yearning after Alastor is pretty romantic.
>>80522755You can tell that they are just leaving it as it is ONLY to allow him to have more shipping versatility in the fandom, like with Adam and Lute's ambiguous sexuality
my tiny adam's belly is round and fat and he keeps stealing small pieces of clothing what do i do
>>80522895>the fact that he spent 70 years yearning after Alastor is pretty romanticAlso very cute that one of his first instincts is to have a classic 1950's diner date with him.
>>80522895Imagine if it turned out angel was gay for pay only and was actually straight
>>80522883Viv would automatically make him lose all interest in a instant
>>80522913Let him be. He's building a nest.
fat moxxie
>>80522883He vomits on them
>>80522944I imagine he's been wanting to do that for decades.
>>80522895>take away the creepy chuddiness of it allbut that's the best part
>>80522755Well Viv herself is a fujo who doesn’t care about female characters. Smiles is a HUGE staticmothfag who did radiostatic moments because it’s part of Vox’s backstory as Alastor’s rival but has no incentive to show him flirting with female characters. Sam is also a huge staticmothfujo. It’s more that the people running the show are only interested in Vox’s relationship with Valentino and don’t care to show him interested in women. But these are the types that think putting pride flag colors on a character is a better way of showing a characters sexuality than through their interactions with others in the show itself.>but radiostaticI would bet real money we will be seeing little to no radiostatic moments from this point forward and it’s all staticmoth from here on out.
adam cloaca
Adam eggnant...
I think pride flags are hideous and the only color scheme that is somewhat decent is the bisexual one. All the others are ugly as sin and whoever thought to combine pink and orange for the lesbian pride flag should go to prison.
Adam laying eggs like he has kidney stones
>>80523022The creepy chuddiness needs to be offset by moments of cuteness to balance things out.
adam mocking pead patients, despite he himself being a fatass also
>>80523023>I would bet real money we will be seeing little to no radiostatic moments from this point forward and it’s all staticmoth from here on out.SM can be cute too if done right. I’m a huge RSfag but the drawing tutorial video where he is trying to make sure Val is eating enough and wants to have dinner with him is very sweet. I’d be cool with that going forward.
>>80523086I like the pansexual flag's colors but I think pansexuality is a vain psyopEverything should just be the rainbow
Pride flags look like popsicle flavors
>>80522991Imagine all the hardcore illicit hand holding he's fantasized about...
>>80523110I did not mean that as a negative I am just saying the reason why Vox never shows any interest in women despite being bisexual is that Smiles and Sam are hyperfocused on staticmoth and have no interest in him showing attraction to a woman. I still like staticmoth mainly the yuri variant but my liking of it has been tainted by what happened with Velvette.
>>80523158And you wanna put your tongue on em, lick em, suck on em huh?
>>80523218I bite popsicles with my front teeth
You can’t convince me this isn’t ugly as shit.
>>80523202My liking of it has been tainted by sm shippers being massive cunts here in 2024 and apparently still being cunts on Twitter now. Every shipper faction is full of assholes, but the fact they're still continuing to be jerks about rs on twitter despite knowing that sm is going to be endgame is so needless
>>80523239>"Lucifer is straight" fans shot dead in the streets of Brazil
>>80523239Wait, Pentious is bi?What is Niffty's flag, wasn't she the only straight character?
>>80523270That’s the straight ally flag
>>80523239I'm just gonna say it: Charlie should be a lesbian.
>Made a new twt today just for art RT and comms >Gonna have to train the algo not to show me bullshit I don't want to see the western fandom drama hearing about how it's ruining ships for some of you
Roll for what sexuality Vivzie would assign you 0- Straight1- Gay 2- Lesbian3- Bisexual4- Pansexual5- Asexual6- Demisexual7- Aromantic8- Sapiosexual9- Skoliosexual
>>80523269I knew the moment I saw him
>>80523298Just follow korean and Japanese artists, I don't see westoid discourse.
>>80523306Roll.
>>80523306I'm bi and a goonette so she better not make me ooc
>>80523269It turns out Lucifraud is a turbofag, I can't stop winning
>>80523306What the hell sure
>>80523306Roll
>>80523306>Pansexual, Asexual, Demisexual, Aromantic, Sapiosexual, SkoliosexualWhat the fuck do these mean?
>>80523306i wanna know...
>>80523132>I think pansexuality is a vain psyopI would agree generally but I think it actually works for Val (who I think is the only pan character in the show??) because it’s kind of the “would do anything with a hole” sexuality. Like bi people are attracted to men and women separately and usually have a preference for one or the other, but pan people don’t care what you have down there as long as they can fuck it
>>80523329Haha you got trannysexual.
>>80523306
>>80523296She sure acts like one>B-But SeviathanOff-screen and probably not canon anymore at this point
>>80523324>4 Pan is basically bi so glad she's getting something right kek
>>80523329>SkoliosexualWhat the fuck is this??
>>80523322>Lesbian.But I'm a guy...
>>80523306As long as it’s not 8 or 9 I’m cool
>>80523343Please no...
>>80523338>pansexualI am more open minded and special snowflake bisexual.>AsexualI don’t like sex but might do romance.>DemisexualI am only attracted to someone after I really get to know them and don’t do one night stands.>AromanticI love sex but hate romance I will never settle down with someone.>SapiosexualI am only attracted to very intelligent people and would not fuck a retard.>SkoliosexualI have a huge tranny fetish and am only interested in trannies.
>>80523306Rolling
>>80523364What’s wrong with only wanting to fuck smart people?
>>80523394I just want you to know I laughed despite my lungs being crushed by a fat cat
>>80523352>SkoliosexualSkoliosexual describes attraction to people who are non-binary, genderqueer, or transgender
>>80523306Let’s see.
Asexuality in men is a hormonal imbalance, Alastor needs to take some testosterone and he'll be fixed
>>80523388I’m the Amirfag so it wouldn’t work for me
>>80523403It sounds like being attracted to scoliosis, who the fuck even came up with this term?
>>80523411>waterpark alastor is alastor if he was prescribed trt
>>80523418YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME
>>80523411I’m pretty sure asexuality in everyone is a hormonal thing. I guess it could also be a trauma thing, but usually that doesn’t make your sex drive fully disappear.
>>80523375>AsexualYou know what, i'm ok with that
>>80523394>4I guess I'm on-paper pansexual because I fucked a transwoman in college once
>>80523437Most women are asexual because they naturally have low sex drives due to estrogen. It's why birth control tends to kill sex drive.Men who are asexual are seriously unwell or straight up do not exist.
Waterpark Alastor is anti Alastor
i think my medicine killed my sex drive and i hate it
>>80523462>Most women are asexual because they naturally have low sex drives due to estrogenYou are deranged
>>80523462I did not know that. I’m a woman and would say my sex drive is pretty high but I guess it’s different for everyone.
>>80523461What the hell.Unc lore.
>>80523462Most asexual men are autistic and have sensory issues related to touch
>>80523481I'm correct. We can survive just fine without needing to goon every day.
That one AU where show and pilot Alastor are brothers but it’s canon Alastor and Waterpark Alastor
>>80523496>We can survive just fine without needing to goon every day.Speak for yourself sis
>>80523461>because I fucked a transwoman in college onceWhat the fuck, explain??
What do we think, does Alastor have low t or is he a rape victim
>>80523517Not my fault you're a high testosterone freak, "sis".
That AU where I smooch both pilot and show Alastor (It's called the Universal Canon)>>80523521No that was itThey were on HRT and getting feminine and we had a shared interest in moviesAfter college we continued talking but it never went anywhere emotionally
Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss...
>>80523534Both
>>80523540Lost my woman card because I have a sex drive like a normal person kekw
>>80523560Post hand.
>>80523407Close enough I guess. I’ve only ever been romantically attracted to one woman despite having sex with several in the past. >first ever sexual encounter involved me going to a girl’s house and and halfway through her sister who lived with her came home and started screaming “NIGGER” in my face because she was drunk off her ass then we had to take her to the hospital after she blacked out
>>805235505 dollar or eat at this table
>>80523550Helluva Hotel Hazbin Boss
>>80523534He got raped by a white man he was friends with and it made him scared of men ever since.
Alastor’s t levels are probably fine considering how violent he is. It’s probs just a cultural thing or maybe the pleasure he gets from killing is better than what he’d get from sex so he just doesn’t bother
>>80523584>eat at the table>take all of their food
>>80523550Kino
>>80523597But he's got an hour glass shape
>>80523597It's because he's looking for a man who can fight him and actually win
>>80523622Like Adam?
Roll for what you eat at the Japan hazbin cafe0- you get nothing1- Vee tower and Hazbin tower sweets2- Nifty Omurice3- Alastor tonkatsu4- Lucifer pancakes5- Huskerdust parfait6- Charlie toast7- Adam Ice cream8- Cannibal cake9- You have to eat everything 2-
>>80523575As a lesbian who hasn't had sex with a woman yet, do you have any tips on how to do it?
>>80523636Yes
>>80523639GIVE ME ALASTOR MEAL
>>80523574I will if you post tits, I don’t work for free
>>80523462My sex drive is insanely high and I masturbate nearly every day and it's been like this since before I was a teenagerYou're retarded
>>80523639Rollin'
>>80523655>Huskerdust parfaitLaaaame
>>80523639
>>80523642I have a lot but I don’t think this thread is the place for it. Also depends if you are planning on being the one taking control or submissive.
>>80523656>asks for hand>demands tit picsYeah, nice larp dude
>>80523678I definitely want to be in control desu.
>>80523686Kek he really thought he was gonna get something
>>80523639One order of Adam ice cream please. Hopefully made from real Adam milk.
>>80523687Canon
>>80523686I’m a lesbian what else would I ask for
>>80523658>my anecdote disproves an obvious greater truth that everybody fucking knows
>>80523639Give omurice, tonkatsu, or charlie toast. I don’t like sweets.
>>80523713Sure you are, dude.
>>80523639Goyslop
>>80523639I WANT ADAMS CUM CHALICE
>>80523306>>80523687>>80523710That checks out.
>>80523714You aren't getting tits anon and I can't believe you thought that was actually going to work
>>80523660>Nothing.:(
>>80523023>Well Viv herself is a fujo who doesn’t care about female characters.Lute, Carmilla, Sera, Emily, Lilith, Eve, and Vel.It only feels this way because they’re side characters and villains that barely get time aside from a select number of episodes.It’s actually Charlie and Vaggie she barely cares about from shilling said female side-characters.Helluva Boss has Loona, Octavia, Verosika, Bee, and Millie. Stella herself could get developed and be linked to Striker as a disturbing parallel to Blitzo and Stolas, with them both wanting to kill elites and Stella being the main supplier and supporter of Striker’s career from the start.
Well?
>>80523714Respectfully desu if you truly have no sex drive that’s not normal even if you’re a woman. There’s nothing wrong with being ace but most people are not
>>80523714>>80523766Two men fighting
>>80523764>>80523764>>80523764>>80523764NEW THREAD
>>80523695I’m struggling where to even start but just keep in mind that being control does carry the weight that you will be it the “man’s role” in the relationship. On every single date I’ve been on I’ve paid the bill and even with my former situationship I was the one always buying her things and taking care of her. You might be wondering what this has to do with sex but women tend to subconsciously think of their dynamic with you even in the bedroom. Being the partner in control is a different role and a lot of the time it will feel like a burden. But I’ve given up on dating and love now so you may want to consider asking someone else about all of this because it didn’t work out so well for me.
The thread is dying so no one will see >lonely around the holidays, go on /soc/>put up an ad without a contact>a few guys offer up their discords>about a week later make a burner>add the only account that discord let me>dude says he doesn't even go to 4chan his friend just rec'd him /soc/ >is a christian jew>talk stuff in common a bit>try to explain it isn't going to work due to religious trauma>didn't even look at each other>he tries to insist he's good at taking care of people>he wouldn't let his family reject me, etc. despite just meeting>start to feel disgusted>ghost himI'm really starting to feel like I'm done with men and I just want to be with women from here on outI used to want someone to take care of me but now I just want to take care of myself and be someone my husbando would be proud ofI think maybe I'm finally broken for good on the relationship front, at least with menThat white dude was the first and last white guy I ever showed in and his bitch ass silence after months of talking was the final nail in the fucking coffin
>>80523942Real talk, you're (no offense) retarded for going to /soc/. It's normgroid hell in there, and you'll only get the lowest of the low, no matter if they're men or women.Don't let yourself be so affected by what's basically the average, expected experience from such a place. You still got a chance but /soc/, dating apps etc isn't it. I know it's hard to find good people though. Good luck
>>80523462Are you a medical professional, a student, or someone otherwise qualified to speak on this subject?
>>80524045I've had a years long relationship before from someone I met there but I'm not down by the experience I described so much as the experience made me realize how disgusted I feel at the thought of intimacy with a man right now I was really in love with the last guy I connected to last year before be left to the point I was willing to change myself if we dated and I hate that I had that weakness Not that he had demanded anything yet But he was a conservative dude who loved America and wanted to live here and take me on a gun range date Plus he was from a good family, which made me feel inferior I'm not exactly a leftoid or a rightoid but there would have been clashes in beliefLooking back on all this makes me feel disgusted and ashamed and I have to vocalize it somewhere to hold myself more accountable
>>80522004Still wanna know why you're obsessed with slavs rooschizo
>>80524400SLAVS AREN'T WHITE LMAO
>>80524408Why are you obsessed with touhoufag and think he's slavic? Do you call anons slavic because a soldat was Russian? Please do explain your shitty meme lol
>>80524424KEKKKKK SLAVS AREN'T WHITE
>>80524450I don't disagree lol. So why is touhou a slav? You're too pussy to answer it as usual schizo
>>80524450How's the multiple personality disorder?
Pussied out as usual. I'm on to her.
>>80524476>>80524506SLAVS AREN'T FUCKING WHITE LOLLLLLL
