Location: Argentina>The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
Avas for this feel?
Who's lurkin'?
Just you, Oreo.
>>80517959No folder right now but hi
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>>80518655Macht
>>80518655Alpha1918
>>80518655Sleepy piccolo
>>80518655Squigly>>80517959>!
>>80518655Spook man
No one is taking over btw
>>80518655S:P Little Knight
>>80519164let me have one sniff
>>80519177
>>80519277>Sniffs
>>80518655Lesleaks
>>80519286
>>80518655Kraft punk
>>80518655Izuna
>>80519478ow ow OW fuckworth it
This thread needs more rats
Why did Sam lie?
>>>/b/944713415
>>80519969Sam told me in discord that hg isn't worth wasting anymore time into.
>>80519918I have a feeling you'll like Kaguragames
>>80520190Tell me more...
>>80520201https://www.kaguragames.com/
>>80520228Nice.
>instantly goes for the childrenpedo alert
>>80520175Rare crusader moment of clarity
>>80520467Oh my forced buzzword
>Oh mythe irony
DICKEY WONERIC WON
>HG crusader hall of fame
post what you're listening to
>>80520676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH2r5Z9Pnko
>>80520676>https://youtu.be/_VHknjfuSwE
>>80520565I miss the shitposting crusades AVE LORD ANTHONY
>>80520545But what is their prize?
>>80520676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Km-16EJRwJunko you here?
>>80518655mai
>>80518655Ruriko
>>80518655Pardou
>>80518655Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80518655Rat God
Youtube randomly start playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhtSrV3lnawShit's kinda hype.. I'm invested.
If you're sick and need medicine, ask your parents to get it for you. Never ever take medicine that isn't yours. Somebody else's prescription could be bad medicine for you.
>>80518655Isolde Itou>>80521631And remember: if you do drugs, then you go to Hell *before* ya die.
This thread is boring.
>>80520175atleast summer was fun
Is this the end of hg?
>>80522340Too early to say that.
>>80522340Just a slow night
>>80522340HG ends either when our mortal lives end, or when the world ends; whichever comes first.
yawn
>>80522621Yappy your philosopher is showing again.I wanna go home and watch animu..
>>80522748>your philosopher is showing again.Which one? Got several. I kid. Not about our lives or the world ending, both are inevitable. Just... one set is more likely to occur within our lifetimes. Maybe? It's complicated.Anyway, you're still on shift, right? For three or four more hours? Hang in there, as the motivational poster says*.*That is not one of my philosophers
>>80522867You and ur weird words.. I thought you'd make a dick joke cause u find dicks funny.Yeah, 2 more hours of snow and ice.. very boring especially with these threads being garbo.My warhammer threads are slow too..
>>80522937Eh, kinda. I wouldn't say it's a big thing for me. Heh. Heheh.Ahem.I'd offer to host a game but A) I'm going to sleep soon, 2) you're not really into those anymore and lastly) I can't think of a third thing but I just needed to do a disordered list for the lulz.Make a controversial but harmless statement in the Warhammer threads?
>>80523013Nothing wrong with being smaller than the other bois. It's about how you use it.. like buying a bad dragon sleeve so it is bigger and can satisfyYeah those are kinda boring.. also rly annoying reading pngs when it's -5 degrees. Makes my fingies freeze.I post in /twg/ on /vg/. Is my 2nd most played game after all.
>>80523125... yeah, no, I think I'll remain okay with my size, thanks.Anyway, how are you typing then? Because there's no way you have that complaint about tapping images and have those gloves where it registers the taps. Whatever they call that technology. I just use fingerless/mittens.Okay, but you can make a controversial but harmless statement there, right?
>>80517959>>80520676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8wO1EplWww>Sup?
>>80523203I pull my thumbs out of the gloves and type words. It's not all that complicated. Slide reading and replying to takes way more time than chatting.I can yeah.. I often chat with the other anons about having sex with Skaven.
>>80523203Based Trabant enjoyer
>>80523301I see. I just go full boomer if I have to use my phone outside now. I don't have to very often.Anyway, enjoy your night, whether that happens sooner or later... and hopefully without much talk about rat-screwing.Blessed night, Mordred, and to everyone else. >>80523321Sorry, that's just there because space East Germany. If you like the Golf we're in good terms, thought.
>>80520676>>80517959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzQISf8us4
>>80523424Nighty yappy, I'll keep a rat warm for you.
>>80523424My old B5.5 Passat was made in the former Trabant factory, still miss that car sometimes.
>>80523474He went to sleep already, anonymous yapshit.
>>80523740Why are you such a cunt?
>>80523756
Sam lost
>>80523778Cute vagina.
hg lost
Booooring.
>>80523844This
>>80523252Continues?
>>80520676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNd30AUVuQ
We all lost
>>80523791Why would he leave without saying anything?
>>80523959I got a mate tea rn so I won.
>>80524000How do we get thread activity?
Game? RP?
>>80523931>Howdy, are you ready for your overdue dinosaur boss fight?
>>80524024Salvage the /b/ game
>>80524039>Ready when you are, got a link to the last post?
8 hours of 1 on 1 microsoft word rp followed by 7 hours of shitposting followed by a 2 hour game followed by 7 hours of shitposting followed by
I miss split threads
>>80524052https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80332592/#q80336920>Here you go dude.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3l-U65SjEM
yaaas scarlet cloaca!!!
>sharts
>>80524024I could easily start shit which gets the thread moving but that also causes lots of negativity.How you can do that I dunno.. maybe make a fake mokou game.
>>80524131>Transforming Grim activates his jet boots rocketing right for the dragon in the middle to tackle him in the air.>Using a mix of his jets and his own colossal weight to bring both crashing to the ground.>Once there, the former king started swinging elbows at the dragon's face to either knock him out or make his brothers in arms choose a threat over Emma.
>>80524119Reminder that threadsplitting shitposting was a controlled psyop created to give Cyan the excuse to try(and fail) to split people away from HG.
Where is JunkoWhere is Clarent
It's a Sunday night. Fuck's sake.>JC
>>80524303https://files.catbox.moe/1uwgyf.mp4
I heard anon likes fat cocks.
I can't stop sharting
>>80524344>>80524344you like pencil dick porn? loeser
Action figure clashing hours yaaaaaaaayyyy
>>80524391Knives, stop drinking olive oil.
>>80524204"WHAT IS THAT THING!?""SCAVENGER! HE TURNED INTO A GIANT SCAVENG-">The soldiers scream as Grimlock drags them to the ground and into a proper brawl, one of them trying to blow fire at the robot as the other scrambles back up and glares at a hiding Emma."Animus...! Don't know how you made this THING but Queen Scarlet will figure it out soon enough...!" >Emma swallows nervously, but narrows her eyes and stands her ground as the dragon approaches.You can go tell Scarlet to go fuck herself! I'm done dealing with your BULLSHIT!>Emma holds up her hand, the dragon looking confused for a moment before a small explosion of fire goes off on his nose."AGH! ANIMUS PEST!!!"
Ow, the edge.
>>80524220But the Ghana threadsplit came before Cyan
KinsashaBudukaiDaikaichi
>hans and dickey bump slaving for hours
>>80524523>The former metal king stops his pummelling when he feels the fire touching his back, not enough to scorch him, but it did bother him.HHHRRRRRRR! >Grabbing the one he had beaten by the tail, Grimlock swings the dragon like a club at his fellow fire breather.>The one distracted by Emma would feel his tail also grabbed as Grim rips him out the air, slamming him to the ground. GRIMLOCK! ME GRIMLOCK!
>>80524439I'M SHARTING REAL BAD RN
>>80524605Bea won't fuck you, Micah.
>>80524631Stop drinking olive oil!
>>80524607"AAAAAAGH-"The Skywing guard screams as Grimlock swings him into his partner, before the one Emma distracted is grabbed and sent slamming into the ground after them. Emma has to brace herself as the ground shakes from the impacts, watching as the three dragons groan and try to steady themselves while one more tries to swoop at Grimlock from behind.DUDE, BEHIND YOU.>Emma cries out and fumbles to grab her gun, taking a second to aim and open fire on the much larger swooping reptile, who hesitates for a moment when he feels the little metal bullets pinging off his armor.
When are we gonna rebrand hg? It clearly has no hg anymore.
lol
I suggest /autism hangout/
>>80524762>It only took Grimlock a split second from Emma distraction to capitalize.>Wrapping his arms around the Dragon's head and neck, Grim drops down forcing the fire breather's chin to impact Grimlock's shoulder to knock him out stone cold.>Picking him off the ground, Grim throws him at the others who are trying to get their bearings.
GRYMLOQ RAWRI should play kroq gar again.. I love mauling things with grymloq
>>80524885You're going to have a hard time running them out on the basis of them being "esl edgelords" when that also applies to most anon posts.
>>80524813"Mouthy scavenge-">The dragon is interrupted mid-insult as Grimlock uses a stunner to take him out, before tossing him onto the growing pile of dragons. One of them notices Emma getting just a bit close, his large claws lashing out and managing to grab her for a moment."HA! HA! Got her...I've...got her...!">Emma coughs as the claws wrap around her body, but the dragon starts to look confused as she actually manages to start pushing his claws open and struggling against his strength."What the....!? Oh no you don't! Your magic won't work if I can squeeze your little body unconscious!" >Emma gags as he tightens his grip, glaring down at his scaly flesh and opening her jaws before trying to bite him. Her metal teeth actually manage to pinch the scales, causing the dragon to scream and toss the screaming Emma into some bushes."IT BIT ME, THE CURSED ANIMUS ACTUALLY BIT ME!"
I'M SHARTING AGAIN
>>80525009>>80524885Why are you running?
>>80525127>The screaming Dragon would feel a metal grip shutting his snout.>Grimlock brings him eyes to visor with the metal former king.NO. TOUCH. EM-AH! >He'd swing his metal head down repeatedly into the Dragon's skull until a crimson paint job covered his own face.>Once down the dragon's body would be tossed into the pile.>Grim stomps over to Emma to check on her.You okay?
>>80525247Make a screenshot, I didn't see it.
>>80525282No.
>>80525292You worthless cuck.
>>80525309It's not my fault you're using vanilla 4chan. Do better.
>>80525324Hurr durr is not my fault hurr *chokes on erics cum* uhh vanilla flavored eric cum hurrThat's you, that's how you sound.
>>80525343How about you stop thinking about Eric for a second and better yourself?
Brand X Nazis marching in synchronized jazz hands formation.
>>80525357How about you sniff my stinking asshole.
>>80525382>food fightoh heck i'm baseding out
>>80525383Nah, I'm not into homosexuals.
>>80525414Saar please eat the excrement.
I should watch solo leveling again.
65 MILLION DOLLARS AND THEY CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RAT AND A CAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>80517959>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb17uaaldwM
>>80517959https://youtu.be/cLupeDNMauk
>>80525250>Emma covers her eyes as Grimlock turns the dragon's face into pizza, the other dragons scream again as the "cursed" dragon lands on them, all of them scrambling as they get his blood on their scales."NO! SHE BIT HIM, HE WAS CURSED!""DON'T TOUCH ME IDIOT! STOP!">The three dragons panic and stumble over each other as they get up, before tripping over themselves and flying up into the air."RETREAT! RETREAT!">Emma groans, shaking off leaves and twigs from her body as she looks up at him, then over at the fleeing dragons.Yeah...I'm fine. Just a little beat up.
>>80525661
>>80525719SEEX SEEEEEEEX SEEEEEEEEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEEX
>>80525706Wait...>One of the dragons would find it's self pulled back to Grimlock by it's tail.>Pinning it to the ground, Grim gave stern orders.Tell Queen, she want Em Ah, she meet Grimlock here.>Pulling out a disk, it showed a holographic map of the artic.Tell her to bring champion, tell her Grimlock KING of Dinobots waiting! >The metal king forces the disk into the dragons claw and lets him.Now get out of Grimlock's sight! >Letting the dragon go, he stops back to the shaking Emma.Feh! That light work out.
>>80525719Someone does.
does anyone remember that faglord shilling his soundcloud on ads here? had bread in the name i think
>ClarentGONE>SamGONE>TROONKOGONEBASED BASED BASED I WISH ALL OF MY ENEMIES TO FUCKING DIE>inb4 dickey and hans whine like little discord chitlin eating nig nogs
^no life award
Stfu nigger you're a Turkish diaspora living in Berlin ACKmed
What should I name the game I'm making? It's about trains except the trains are represented by attractive anime girls.
>>80526197Trainime
Never forget
>>80525800>The dragon gasps as the iron man grabs it, forces a weird disc into his hands, then orders him to go send a threat to his Queen. "Aaaahh...AAAAAGH.">The dragon just screams in response, but obeys, taking the disc and fleeing with the others in terror.Thanks dude...I think even if she gets that though, she might just try to find some way to dodge around your challenge...she's scary but kind of a coward.
>>80526413Figured, what kind of queen need champion? >Grim scuffs at it as he transforms back to T-rex mode.Beat Champion first, than challenge queen in front of everyone. Make her choose, you or fight Grimlock.>He offers Emma a ride on his back.Need to take you some place safe first.
>2 bait games>1 shitty RP session at midnight>shitpost bumps fill the remaining 22 hoursit's over lol
>>80526098You mean imbred?
>>80526452Can I ride you too?
>>80526128excuse me, i have a question hans
>>80524220I have no regrets hosting in my own thread~Quieter~
https://youtu.be/dIxm8AKctdU?si=gnE6bXmSA3q3zC2q