/dfwb/ Discord Friends With BenefitsFeel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow anons here.Format.>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>Taganother precure edition cause I feel like it editionPrevious: >>80487702
>>80543612You Tik-Tok Zoomers give me a run for my money.'Kay.Here we go.Born rich, though still not 100% happy.Born clever, 13x IQ. and a mastery at charm and trickery with others yet still UNSATISFIED! What more do I need to explain? Goodness. Graduate the Second-Grade already. You wouldn't last a DAY in American schools.>>80543637Heavily, Officer. Take me in.And let me sue this City for millions. More money is what my Family needs.
>>80543783why are you letting golu win?like, it's golu
>>80543792I can but that's the appeal. He's all the menhera without the woman part
>>80543816I don't know who the fuck that is. I'm a Thread-Celebrity. I don't fucking hang-out with nobodies.
Acaz KNEELS to eurochuds
>>80543832that's fucking hilarious. well if you want his (You)s try bantering with him. he's easily baited.
80543894Ho-Ho-Ho. It must be opposite-day somewhere in Europe. I will nuke Europe once I'm President. And God Bless my President for splitting away from you lecherous fucks. I'm North-American. All the fucking Way. But I do love you too, Russia. Let's conquer Europe together, former friend.
>>80543941>>80543894forgot to reply
>>80543918Funny. You call it "baiting me" but in reality, I'm, shitposting drunkenly and you're fueling my fucking attention. You're the fucking retards.God, I hate revealing the bigger picture, but you're all so hopeless without a Sage in this General.
>>80544063unironically though why do you talk like an anime character?
>>80544108You're unintelligent. Period. Usually sophisticated, "eccentric" Gentlemen "talk" the same way as I. I find it formal and kind. Normies like you hear this level of speaking and start calling us fucking reptiles. It's called fucking etiquette, moron.
>>80544063see im not even talking to him and he has a melty and gives me a (You) about how not mad he is.he'll never admit it but he loves getting into dumb internet arguments about nothing.
>>80544108He really doesn't
>>80544179it's very moe, I just wish he'd be more dere and less tsun>>80544169>kindare you okay? Did you have a brain embolism?
>>80544179Baby. What are you talking about? I literally /live/ for this. I love dumb little internet arguments. And I'm /always/ ready to win every case! No one ever Questions or Doubts the Royal Family's decisions.
>>80544224>>80544227look there's your "in". go nuts anon. talk about trump or something until he agrees to add you on discord.
To 80544262What a pathetic little petty thing.You know. When I came to, sober and all, I realized I was missing a person from my friends-list. Happen the be only person I added here.Tsk. I rarely add anyone. Sad you threw away literally American Dollars in the form of a handsome and cute boy. Worthlessness filters itself from success. Natural way of life.
>he thinks i had him addeddo not blame your flings. blame your simple nature.nonny take him away before he drinks himself into a coma.
he keeps forgetting to reply tsk tsk>>80544335I hope when the American economy crashes and Canada conquers your third world shithole, and all your supposed wealth is nothing, you learn that your arrogance is just sad
he reminds me of when ai wasn't quite smart enough yet and just kinda nonsensically strung together words that almost made sense
>>80544407It still sorta does that if you're not a midwit
Hue hue hue. "Worthlessness filters itself from success"Kino. I might make this my new Steam Bio for 2026. Incredibly iconic and symbolic.>>80544374If you don't? Then you don't matter. Begone and stop pestering, nosy little brat.>>80544396There is no way you expect me to read this post and not LOL! CANADA?! CONQUER?! THE MOTHERFUCKERING WHORE THAT OWNS 70% OF THE WORLD?! YEAH, GOOD-LUCK MAPLE-KEKS!
>>80544374This picture is how I spent my weekend
>>80544451Slut??
>>80544420oh this is fun, I even got caps lock out of you! Though sucking off your own post is pretty pathetic. How does someone get this way? Is it sheer faggotry?
>>80544468Ummm what is slutty about being stuck in a hole dressed like a very cute bunny?????? Yeah that's what I thought. Bitch.
>>80544482Well. Of course you got CAPS-LOCK out of me. You Ameri-Baited me saying Canucks could seriously do anything about the World. Owned by French and Brits AND Americans. More fucking leashed than Japan. >How does someone get this way? Is it sheer faggotry?Bait. For retards like you to feed on and give me another excuse for a reply.
>>80544533Sounds kinda slutty to me...
Where are the other avatarfags? The fox girl faggot is annoying
>>80544544shouldn't someone as important and wise as you be doing something less stupid? I may be a retard who has nothing to do but what about you?
>>80544551Name a single thing about it that's slutty
>>80544601Other people are gonna see your ass?
>>80544576You motherfucking asshole. She is a Wolf. Just like me. Woof. I will trust you all the way through. Betray me and I will fucking /bite/.And those other losers are nowhere interesting. Fucking Shcizo-Losers with nothing to their name. I'm a literal Legend so fucking kneel.
>>80544420What are you getting mad at me for? I'm literally matchmaking for you. See now you get to have fun with a nonny who's gonna banter with you.Kneel and thank me for my service.
>>80544590No, I'm done with the night for now. You guys are my free time before I goto bed.
>>80544612Other people can see my ass all the time though? You don't bring yours when you go out? How do you even walk?
>>80544664An ass when you wear a skimpy outfit is different though...
>>80544684If you're not going to dress like a whore in your one shot at life why even live
>>80544768SO IT IS SLUTTY!
>>80544646What the hell....I must be quite inebriated to be reading something like this. My Body alone is worth millions of dollars. My Family value's is in the 200-Millions. Who the fuck are you? And why the /FUCK/ would I wan't someone to banter with me? If you even sat close to a wealthy person in your pathetic miserable life, you'd know we want "YES-MEN", just like my fucking President. Fuck off, Third-Worlder shitter.
>>80544787>wan't
>>80544773Nuh uh I can dress however I like and it doesn't mean anything about anything
>>80544809I made a typo. But I still made my point.
>>80544819Yuh uh sounds like you dress up like a SLUUUUT
i don't even feel anything getting the (You) again. same holier than thou nothing response. i got better shit to do lol see ya.
>>80544864Bunnysuits are cute and you would blush and your tummy would flutter if I put you in one
>>80544868Called out. Get fucking filtered, Third-World. My money is /NEVER/ going to your region.
I just realized how many very short indie games I have in my library... So! Speedrun blog time!Keek! Very short platformer game! Neat mechanic where you have to "invert" platforms in your line of sight! Had to repeat it a few times for the achievement, music was all royalty free ones but because they were in jp they were a bit hard to track down. https://youtu.be/0daqe5X0oO4Cureocity! Also a short game, I'm not sure how to describe it besides turn based..? More of a puzzle game I'd say! Very cute as well!And finally a boss rush game that i'd say was average, just another memory! Nothing too great, I played it because the devs of Attorney of the Arcane worked on it. The final boss had a veeery annoying bug where the hitbox randomly disappears, so I lost a lot of time to that...
>>80544899I like the reversed bunny suits that have the chest area exposed
>>80545087You know, you'd be way prettier if you smiled more, maybe put on a little makeup, got yourself all dolled up. You're not landing a man with this attitude, friendo
>>80545114blacks look awful with makeup on
I've had too much to drink! Loggging out!
acaz lost
NO NO NO ACAZ BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
Logging back in.Please explain to me what I "lost" to? I'm afraid I can't fall asleep until I know the answer.All. Hail- Well, you know.
>>80545386Jesus Christ you're like a woman, just go to sleep dude
Aaaaaaaaaand?! [REDACTED]! Just like the Epstein Files! Faggot doesn't have /ANYTHING/ to say once nobility approaches him.
>>80545433Horrid equation. Us Men usually stay up or wake up early to start our lives. Women could never possess such diligence unless military or dog-trained.
>>80545472I meant more that you're attention-seeking, vapid, narcissistic etc. Sleep doesn't factor into it, idiot
How do you faggots maintain relationships while working a 9-5? I can't muster the energy to craft messages for people even when I know I need to put i some effort into making friends.
>>80545472More men than women are unemployed in the US and women do better and school but ok
>>80545495>I just meant I'm against all these attributes you have!Uh-Huh. So. What are you going to do about it? I have a reason for feeling fucking better than all you disgusting, groveling peasants. >>80545522HAHAHAHAH! Truly spoken like someone that doesn't live in USA! WOMEN-TEACHERS ARE RAPING THEIR CHILDREN! Very common trend. Live in the fucking country to actually keep up, third-shitter.
acaz /ss/ fan............
>>80545614Unrelated to anything I said but ok, I accept your concession
>>80545614Unless someone rapes some sense into you, nothing can really be done. I'll rest easy knowing I can keep a relationship together for more than a month>>80545627For once he'd have good taste!
>>80545634Huh. Must have been nonsense if I ignored it. Ask it again. Directly. I might reply.>>80545650Rape rape rape. What a nigger mindset. This post reeks of France. Hope we fucking conquer your ass next.
>>80545673Didn't ask anything retard
>>80545673Neither french nor a nigger, I just like it when boys cry and bleed and scream :)
>>80545673aren't you literally a nigger?
>Frances*llu is still in his mind...
Manners, please, if you're replying to me. I can literally buy all of you. Ugh. Some fag asked me about IQ and I'm in the 130's. I don't give a damn about it, but you weirdos and insecure weirdos do. So...Uh? Put your hands up I guess? I don't know. Being seethed at when I'm innocently drinking is too funny.
he has no rebuttal so he's just gonna condescend, classic move
>>80545850It's not even condescending, moronic peasant-brained FUCK! It's me laughing and asking for more of your delusions. Just a little more and I might pop!This all makes me laugh too hard!
>>80545893I thought you were going to sleep like 20 minutes ago. Are you good?
>>80545923I'm intoxicated.But if retards seriously want to humor a drunk and think their smarter for that? Then I'm here for it. Guilty. I'll be up for these retards and they'll just gift me with giggles in return.
>>80545977Possessive smarter, lol.
>>80545977I'm just here cause you're cute in a weird way but I have to work now and not get drunk
Nothing gets bitches like acting like a madman
>>80546812
i got sick!
>>80546949I will nurse every beautiful trans girl that needs it
>>80547098save me!! dont you wanna rescue me? ill promise to treasure u! if i survive this very minor cold ill be eternally grateful!
>>80547098omg chaser alert!
>>80547125mzk???
>>80547125It's the cutie that posts like a ghost trapped in the walls!
>>80547157i dunno who that is..>>80547161mhmm! im also lots of other posters too. actually most posts are secretly me!
It's true, I'm secretly her
approximately half of each threads posts are secretly me! secretly of course so dont tell anyone!
it will be our secret we will share together!!
sharing a secret together is something you can really only do with someone you really trust after all~
>>80546949Get well soon!
anyways if u comment in this thread ill share my sickness with u! dont u wanna share?? we can be sick together!
>>80547402Sharing is caring, gimme!
>>80547417think of all the fun things we can do! like lay in bed and also sleep! we could also take ibuprofen! and also we could drink water!! doesnt that sound fun??
>>80547442Let's take ibuprofen together
>>80547477here! if u need to blow ur nose ill hold the tissue for you!! is that cute?? oh? its not cute? actually its kinda gross? ok yeah actually nevermind then. it is kinda gross huh, i just thought it might be cute!
anyways! you can forget all about that! instead we will drink orange juice and order delivery food!
>>80547548It's kinda cute if you can stomach it as the one holding the tissue. I've done it for my sick sister before.
>>80547604i dont mind! its not gross when its someone you like!!
anyways this is litterally me if u were wondering. remmebr this before u insult me online!
>>80547680
>>80547694why would u do that!?!?
>>80547603I will order delivery because u are too thank u
im brand new here, currently using my onahole :3all my gooner friends are asleep and i’m lonely…
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>>80548718Ok? Weird post.
I can't sleep. I wish I was as desirable as ado
>>80544975Add me you filthy casual! I hate you!