haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80535438/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
Reply to this post to rub a soft opossum belly!
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>>80546883>>80546883>>80546883>>80546883
which trash animal would give the best head
>>80546883i want a big poss belly
>>80546883yeah im gonna rub it*actually fucking grabs it*
SNATCHTHATBIBA
instead of saying i went home and did nothing until i went to sleep i will say i made it home, cleaned up (folded some clothes), had dinner (half a block of cheese and crackers) with tea, worked out (did low weight dumbell curls while scrolling instagram), and hung out in an online community (posted here)now my night doesnt feel so empty
easy
>>80546883Does this instead.
>>80547038whatever makes you happy
>>80547038you're not just saying it you did that stuff
lets watch all the evil deadsall the movies all day over and over for 24 hours
this but just evil dead 2
i love my pbf a lot
>>80547170me too but im too afraid to tell him
>>80547202why
>>80547213i just am
>>80547227ok sorry i hope youre able to one day
uh
ate all the corn nuts...
kid named nuts:
erm
wuh
>>80546920not sure why nobody has replied but it’s obviously mart
>>80547159can we compromise on one watch of army of darkness for every four of evil dead 2
>>80546883rub rub rub rub rub rub
gay men put their WHAT in their WHAT to have sex?! EWWWWWWWWWW!
just got a taco (free) from posso john's
im seepy
>>80548101hi seeby
>>80547847love me some posso johns
just had a big warm shower before bed so i don't have to shower in the morning and so i'll get to sleep in for a little bit instead of getting out of bed to shower in the morning because i showered tonight instead of showering in the morning instead
>>80548194the possum in this picture has a strong spirit just like you
just had a trader joes steak and ale pie microwaved and it was really good
slept all day and didnt do anything
>>80548319*Posser Joes
>>80547494gay gay homosexual gay
Bout to crack into this case of 'zona Green Tee I got from Costco!
>>80548109hi i love you and want to use you as a bed or pillow now>>80548632possy you are so lucky i could not be trusted with a whole case of tea i would drink it all way too fast and be awake for two days in a row
Bunny tops
>>80548661sorry im boney and lithe and i wouldnt make a good pillow
>>80548721thats ok i could just sleep next to you and feel really cool for such a cute guy letting me sleep near him
chubby raccoon bf
if i'm steering your posser, and you're steering my wosser, then who's driving this thing?
sex with human men
>>80549143is that possible
>>80549389maybehave you tried asking one
i miss my pbf
>>80549399i don't know any
>>80549607what about your dad
>>80549749i don't want that
I killed my pbf
if you chew wrong on something and hurt your tooth can it heal back in place or is it just permanently 10% loose now and will only get worse
>>80549963you should ask a dentist this
>>80550162i have my yearly dentist checkup in june
yearly...?haha yeah me too...
i would get worried about my pbfs teeth he needs those to eat together…
mentally, im here
scut checkup
got my yeenly checkup in february
exposed bones attached to a bunch of nerves that dont grow back if they get damaged and kill you if they get infected is kind of shitty design if you think about it
>>80551073poss february was almost a full yeen ago
>>80551107i know im so nervous
thinkin about kitties again
it feels like i'm growing out of video games but that makes me sad because now i don't know what to do with my free time since no hobbies interest me
>>80551523i upgraded from video games to drawing and doomscrolling if that's any help
>>80551523find an mmo to veg out on as your only game fron now on
got a black eye 2005 hardcore twostepping with poss
>>80551523i think its stupid to grow out of something but i understand you maybe try doomscrolling it can give you the same dopamine of games and is just as easy to do
setting up an ai chat bot to respond to your pbf for you
>>80552171thats not a bad idea since i think if i dump him hes going to kys himself
>>80549963if it broke it its broken forever if it moved slightly out of place it can maybe possibly move back if your gums arent fucked up but you should go to a dentist maybe try offering a blowjob if you know him and are out of money i would love if my clients offered me a blowjob instead of paying with fake social paper or digital plastic numbers
>>80552148so you still watch muppet babies?
>>80552208umm are you a dentist or do you have another job with clients
>>80551523whatever you do, don't get into politics
nothing kicks in fight or flight mode like hearing the door squeak open while youre in the bathroom pooping in a public restroom
>>80552219i never watched that but i did watch all of ren and stimpy and ed edd and eddy is in my backlog
>>80552248i dont think i have been to a publit toilet, let alone pooped in one, in 18 years
>>80552228im just a small busines owner with fucked up teeth
talked to a homeless man and didnt get stabbed 5 minutes ago. he was nice
poss men
>>80552266oh cool i liked those too
>>80552229oh yeah i won't, i enjoy being a free thinker too much
>>80552354you can admit to being uninformed and apatheticcalling yourself free thinker makes you look like a nazi who's afraid to admit it
im useless and im bad at everything
>>80552461sorry i don't associate with drones
>>80552461you sure showed your hand quick
last year i decided to give homeless people a chance and they said i was evil
>>80552463that time of day already?
>>80552463you stole my lineim copyright infringing you
>>80552354yeah but don't fall into the trap of going "since i'm such a free thinker, i can impartially resolve [political question]", "since i'm such a free thinker, i can come up with a position nobody's thought of yet" or whatever. they're all traps. think freely about sans undertale for all it matters but stay the hell away from politics.when it comes to people like >>80552461 you can say something face-saving and move on. let people think you agree them, let them think you're uninformed and too dumb to get it, let them think whatever they want so long as it means you don't waste time. even most supposedly political or politicized people haven't really been dumb enough to make politics their main hobby - their main hobby is videogames or jerking off or bullying people online, politics is just an aesthetic on top of that. like call of duty 5.
>>80552463your post is useful to me cutie
>coworker brings in 3 sympathy cards to sign>2 dieds and a sick>sorry for you loss sorry for you loss get well soon>in a sea of sorry for your losses and get well soonsthis is why i keep my dyings a secret from the corporate overlords when i can
can you guys continue posting possums please
>>80552463get well soon
i dont save any poss pics that arent porn
>>80552829there aren't any more left
oh no i accidentally wrote get well soon on the dead guys card
>>80552875ruddish and radish more like homo and faggot/haha/ is an anti-anal general
>>80552903no....
>>80552909kys ferks
Sorry liberal but ive already drawn myself as the cute bunny and you as the massive log he's pushing
post possums or ill shoot
>>80552933no you wont
