Location: A ballroom >The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>80547343
cool thread
Gimme 24 for the beach!We roll load in 30 minutes.
>>80562677Purrukura
>>80562677Damn...
>>80562677Brute Force
>>80562677Manhattan Cafe
>>80562677Gendarme
>>80562677Mills Lane
>>80562677SLURP SLURP SLURP
>>80562677Alpha1918
>>80562677Spook man
>>80562677Isolde Itou... you genuinely expect to have a swimsuit on Rotfront?
>>80562677Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80562677Captain Wayne
Black cocks are banned and will always be banned.
>>80562677Sakura Bakushin O
>>80562677Orfevre
>>80562677Master Beach
>>80562677Punk Rocker
>>80562677Lopunny
>>80562677Cultist Chan>>80562675Yeah.. I had this many times before. I just have to work through it.
>>80562677Hiro
>>80562677Eagle-1
>>80562819This reminded me of that time someone's anthro Blaziken porn won one of Soundwave's games and he subtly made the wincard a normal blaziken since he seethed about furries
>>80562811Oh no, Sweet Baby Inc. got the Chief too..?>>80562828That genuinely sounds terrible. Since I can't do anything else, I'll send you my sympathies.
>>80562677Clownpiece
>>80562677Kopaka
>>80562677k0t
>>80562677Nagatoro
>>80562867>Not yet, he's just dressed for the occasion is all!
>>80562869what the.... FUCK UOOHHHHHHHHH TOT
>>80562677DBS spics if they actually had the balls to fight JC (they get beaten black and blue)
>>80562867Don't bully Chief, I gave him that pic. If you make him insecure about his outfit I'll shart in your breakfast.It really feels awful but I am but a slave. I must do my workies so bossman is happ or else I get the whip.Thanks for caring tho
>>80562833Uhhh bro? You're a boy, you don't need to wear a swimsuit top.
>>80562887Why is she black?
Alright, ledies and fellas. Check 'em.>inb4 why was I skipped?Because you're a silly little liar or you were a black penis.
>>80562935It's nagatoro not niggatoro
>>80562944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqrvTggMjtw>Time to hit the beach, the petty officer nodding at his district mate. Ready?
OH MY NODS
>>80562944>The pilot's face bears an implacable expression.Is this kid supposed to be my partner? Where's my fire power?
>>80562944IIIIIT'S BEACH TIME!
>>80562896>[HALF-LIGHT]: He's one of... them. He'll infect you with it too unless you bash his fucking brains in before he gets too close!Okay. Cool.>>80562919Too late. I already had breakfast today and I didn't make him insecure.And yeah, of course. Do get some rest once you can, okay? And drink plenty of fluids that aren't alcoholic. >>80562944Time to take a dip in the liquid nitrogen~o/'
>>80562944>>80562965>The King nods.Umu. Do not disappoint me on this brief vacation.
>>80562944"I hate sand..."
>>80562944Let's go to the beach!
Things look good, the riggin is set...Let's get this show on the road! Watch out for jellyfish or you're gonna have to get pissed on!>>80562981>nods curtly to you>>80563015Anikin...This captha sucks.
>>80562981Hi Bocchi. Still seething about Gordon in spite of his interest in RPing with you?
>>80563032Good game! Easy!
>>80563006>Don't worry, it'll be fine. He's just trying to kill you too in this simulated combat run is all. >Good luck out there. >>80563008>Gesture reciprocated. Hopefully the petty officer could stand and deliver here unlike the last operation. Wilco. "Let's see what we can do together then?" >>80563032>And there he goes, the Chief dying again at the outset... >Damn rabbit Pokémon.
>>80563032>Safety is important, the King won't end up injured by those shards.
>>80563032{FIG. 1.a.} Itou, Isolde; Birthplace: Vineta; CoD: Internal decapitation from blunt-force trauma.>>80563082Get killstolen by gravity. NERD!
>>80563036Yo Dickey shouldn't you be sweeping King Cuck's tomb.
>>80563032>The guard had no beach uniform, merely the endurance to trundle across the sand in hard leather boots as the sun slowly cooked him beneath layers of protection.
>>80563099>French screechingHuh?
I don't understand zoomer content.
>>80563097>Yeah yeah, laugh it up!
>>80563144Why are you watching zoomer content?
>>80563143Catch up with your bocchism's lil bro he's a gook.
A French gook.
Day 1!Holy SHIT, that bloodbath was bloody!Day 1 is looking pretty bloody too. Fuckin' metal, bro.
>>80563159At least I'm not a fuzzball or a ******, ******. ... why am I tempting myself into yet another DE playthrough?>>80563168Because I've lost control of my life and it's cheaper than making pudding at 4 AM? But no, it was just in the sidebar and I figured I'd give it a shot. "Scary signs iceberg" or something and, like... not really? It's like how they're scared of gm_construct and all that.
>>80563082Let's. This time nothing will stand in the King's way.>>80563200>Unless it is a bad drink. Mood: Awful.
>>80563206>Sounds about right, censored bit included. >And idk honestly, I don't know what DE stands for here in this instance lol.
>>80563200We should've listened...
>>80563200>"Some people are immune to good advice."
>>80563238>Well, the Chief was rendered KIA out the gate like it was the first wave at Omaha beach. Now it's really on you to win this damnable fight. >Good luck your highness.
>>80563206I watched that a week ago
>>80563246Disco Elysium. They censor "faggot" despite having the executive decision to have Cuno and Cunoesse use the word frequently, as well as the two poseurs that you can encounter on... Day 3? It's pretty good for a game made by literal commies.
Night 1!The actions calmed down for now. Woah, look at that. That's no way to get a head. I think we have a murder mystery on our hands!Holy fuck, I'm sick of counting stars and empty boxes. Mobile's new captcha is alot less AIDS than this.
>>80563200>At least crabs didn't tend to leave residue like the rats.>>80563310"Dang, what are they feeding those rabbits?"
>>80563294>Oooh I gotcha now. Also lol again on that censorship bit. Seems a bit hypocritical but hey, I guess that's communism for you. >I remember someone played a Harry DuBois here in HG a while ago for one thing. Thought it was interesting as an aside.
>>80563001SEEEEEXXXXX>>80563006I'm already chugging ice cold water while working. I think I just didn't eat enough. I'll get some big ol unhealthy slop with tons of calories when I'm home so my body can get some energy back.Maybe some pizza with extra cheese..
>>80563292So, yeah, I dunno. Did any of them creep you out? I either found them cool, benign, or funny.>>80563310Can I make an early bet on Bakushin?>>80563359To be fair, you try getting *your* game marketed if people are dropping homophobic slurs everywhere in unavoidable scenes. It's not going to happen. We've had a Harrier and also an Authority, right? Or even just the whole kit n' kaboodle of skills? Also gosh I love the worldbuilding around the Pale and the Insulindian Phasmid. Heck, most of the stuff that just isn't politics is so wonderfully human and interesting.>>80563372Hmm. Still, get some fluids as well, you've been in sub-freezing temperatures plenty.
Day 2!I know we had alot of excitement in the beginning, but that doesn''t mean slow down now!Pick it up, PICK IT UP!Build me a sandycastle, NOW!...oh, and watch out for jumping sharks. Apparantly that's a thing now.>>80563406Sure, I'll put you down for 5 shekels on the horsegirl. One of the horsegirls. The other horsegirl, not the coffee one.A horsegirl. ...I know which one you talkin' 'bout, I'll have it set.
>>80563200
>>80563444>5 shekels... now I want the Ayatollah deposed even more.
>>80563406Yappy you need to spec into reading. I just said I am drinking le water. I can't drink double the water.. that would my my tummy hurt
>>80563444I am about to turn the toilet water yellow.
>>80563032Ah! Sweet liberty my feet. Who's responsible for this mess?>>80563200>Upon first bite she gags, only tasting sulfur and ash in these once delicious treats.>>80563310>"Alright.. someone is clearly trying to send you a message Eagle, they're probably still close by. Stay calm and react reasonably."I'll get you for this!>She unholsters her service pistol and fires wildly into the nearby trees, ocean and bushes.>>80563444>It would seem her yelling got the attention of predators.
>the drunky telling anyone else they need to read better
Night 2!Yawnestly? This beach trip might have been a bad idea. It's cold, I'm tired, I'm pretty sure it started snowing...I guess I should'a found out which beach we were going to. This one sucks...>>80563471Brave and heroic. Got get 'em, tiger!
>>80563505I am nearly blind and have dyslexia and esl.. not my fault.I always run my browser is 140% zoom so I can read words barely..
>>80563406>Fair enough. But still lol on the whole thing. >And yeah I was going to say there was another guy too but I forgot the name of Authority there. I thought the speech checks/challenges thing was an interesting mechanic that DuBois employed in his RP for one thing. Would've liked to see more of it play out among other stuff. >Just looked that stuff up real quick and I didn't know there was cryptid stuff in the game. Sounds kind of neat.
Test
It's amazing how one guy conveniently has every disability, condition and chronicled congenital disorder known to man when it's convenient for him in order to excuse something.
>>80563466When you're done working you'll still need fluids. It can't all just be from the food and the water you've been, as you put it, chugging. But yeah, lol, I probably should have been more careful and not just instantly forgotten that part. >>80563540Yeah. And the people who do the cryptology stuff are both really sweet. The skill checks can lead to some interesting stuff: there's a really "difficult" sequence involving a rave in an ancient "church" that leads to some pretty neat stuff. Failing that just turns into being racist to Kim.Anyway...
Day 3!HERE WE FUCKIN' GO! Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! We've got some action now, fellas!>>80563573-icles
>>80563608>>80563540cryptozoology*>>80563628NO! MY SHEKELS!
>>80563594So?>>80563608Well when I'm home I'm gonna make foods.. in 20mins I'll be in the city and buy an energy drinku.. and ofc after food at home it's animu and beeru.I live healthy.
Oh, umm, by the way....I talked to the weather guy. He told me 99% of you die to a freak storm. Sooo....PLACE YOUR BETS!Gendy?Mokou?Sexy bunni?Spook?WHO WINS IT ALL TONIGHT? BET NOW!>>80563639The house always wins.
>>80563032Heeeeead's up! Kikikiki!>>80563200Is that riiiiight? >Damn, naturally practicing in the Lethe wouldn't stick!
>>80563628Leaving that there, someone's bound to get hurt. You.
Why is Clownpiece horny tonight TOT
>>80563608>It does sound nice and I've heard good things about the game overall. And that does sound interesting and it now sort of reminds me of Fallout. Failed speech/skill checks included. >>80563639>Close enough lol. >>80563669>Gendarme for great justice.
>>80563310>A good head on your shoulders is something to be treasured.
uuuuuuu I'm dyslexic autistic HDHD handicapped paraplegic so it's okay for me to possess CP on my hard drive and shitpost all day chud don't criticize me dummkopf mein gott don't criticize me amerikaner
>>80563673ORCS THERE'S A BITCH IN HEAT COME RAPE HER
HERE IT COMES!!!We have our winner!>>80563669I also realized I fucked up the bets and spoiled 1/2 the deaths lul.>>80563698Good bet, but no cigar this time.>>80563706I'm calling the police.... and ICE.
>>80563658Mordred, I am actually genuinely concerned about how you're trembling and about to collapse and your instinct is to go for an energy drink and then beer. Please be well. >>80563669Noooo because I definitely bet on Mokou and that was always the case, wink-wink, nudge-nudge, here's $20.>>80563698There's not really much strategizing about it besides like counting skill points, I guess? It's all just RNG. You can save-scum to get the outcomes you want just as easily as anything else. But sometimes failures are either good, or just plain entertaining. The hat meltdown is funny.>>80563731Haaaaa see?
>>80563731..Huh? There was a tsunami?
>>80563691Beach code.
WINNER!I rigged it for Mokou cuz she said nice things 'bout me :3
Placements!
>>80563706>>80563738It's a thing that happens when I forget to eat. It stopped already.. I am severely underweight and my doc told me I should eat 8times a day.. sometimes I forget and then I am a mess. I chugged half a salami and an egg before work. Seems to have fixed me by now.U a cute fren
Stats!
>>80563444"You would think all this travel should be doing wonders for my figure!">>80563525"Add a little salt, it enhances the experience.">>80563628>The vibrant celebration joyed the guard as much in the moment as it made him somber he couldn't exercise such festivities at home.
>>80563731>Aw man... >>80563738>Ah, so it's like Fallout 3's Speech checks then with percentages and probability instead of a hard number sort of deal. >I've got to look that up now with the hat meltdown thing lol. >>80563758>>80563768>Congrats to Mokou and thanks for the game Sam!
>>80563731"You better home I am right for both our sakes!"
that time mordred admitted to looking at real life child porn posted on /b/ a lot and not particularly hating and everyone giving him a pass and then continuing to defend him at all costs was funny
Wincard!
>>80563758>>80563768>Thank you for the opportunity.
>>80563768>Thaaaaank you!
>>80563803I want to impregnate this slut
>>80563768>21st place21st Century Fox studios presents...Thanks for hosting and gratz to Mokou.>>80563771The last time you mentioned your height/weight disparity, it was with pride. And, geez... I dunno, you say worrying things, so it causes worry. Glad that you're feeling somewhat better. >>80563794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDuqY9GwxG0
>>80563821
>>80563758Not bad there hot shot. Not bad at all.>Thanks for hosting. Well done Mokou
>>80563768>Thanks.
>>80563803HONEY POT BRAT
>>80563768>WOOOOOO thanks Sammy!>>80563794>>80563822>>80563829Always pick up your trash.
>>80563803You like it rough bby?
>>80563768GG everyone, thank you Sammy for hosting and congratulations to Mokou!
>>80563803BUILT FOR ORC COCK
Thanks for joining me, fellas and ladies. A pleasure as always.You may now commence your post-game anon shitposting....unless someone else decides to host. Then don't do that.If you'll excuse me, I'm off to play my Nintendo slop. I'll be back tomorrow for another game (maybe two. I have the day off).
>>80563822I look cute in skirts cause I'm so slender so why shouldn't I be proud. But it comes with many burdens.. is a double edged sword.I lived with this broken body for29years, I'll pull another 29, don't worry. It just acts up sometimes.>>80563851Loli Mokou 10/10
>>80563873Nighty you hairy gorilla, luv ya~
>>80563768
>>80563822>Kek, hat-fucking crying detective guy. Good shit.
>>80563873Blessed night, you.>>80563878And you even call it broken... but I suppose if there was a way to fix that, you'd have fixed it by now. Well, you won't be helped by a lecture, I feel. I just dunno how I can really help. Stay safe tonight, okay?>>80563956Believe it or not, that's a potential beginning for (one of) the best questline(s) of the game.
Should I make an HG pride flag?
>>80563981YAAASSSS QUEEN
>>80563975>I still don't know anything about Disco Elysium of course so I'll take your word on it lol. What an opening though.
>>80563975In theory I can fix part of it.First I'd need operation where they put a metal plate below my rip cage with scre nuts sticking out. That plate is tightened every month until the ribs above it break and reform. That is done over a year and horribly painful and expensive.Then I'd need some new kidney cause mine are malfunctioning but since they aren't completely unusable I can't get new ones.
>>80564013Heck, I'm going to recommend it. It's good.I should probably wrap up on this end though since gosh, it's gotten late. I mean, I slept in but the whole point of that is to make good use of these sick days lol. Blessed night, Gordon.>>80564033... I'll find out in the morning what you need the rib-adjustment surgery for but, geez, you're in kidney failure? That's not really a casual thing...But for now, blessed night, Mordred. Again, stay safe tonight.And to all the rest of you too.
This is the HG pride flag. It combines the colors of the transgender flag for the community's openness, openly trans members, the colors of the MAP flag (minor attracted person) since many people here identify as non-offending minor attracted persons, bright green to represent survivor inclusiveness, grey to represent old and returning member inclusiveness, blue to represent discord inclusiveness and acceptance, light brown to represent brantsteele, and gold and black to represent Hunger Games, our foundational franchise.
>>80564126>Sounds solid, I'll have to maybe try it someday then. >And you have a goodnight yourself man, thanks again for the game earlier even if I couldn't really participate in it unfortunately.
>>80564148Now THIS is shitposting.
>>80564126Nighty Yappy!
>>80564148YAAASSSSS I LOVE IT OH MY GOOODDD YOU ATE
>>80564148That flag SUCKS
Who's lurkin'?
>>80564261Me
>>80564148This flag would had been more relevant 6 or so years ago when we were actually ruled by faggots
>>80564033Your kidneys are malfunctioning?! I feel so bad for you.*Headpats*
>>80564270We're ruled by pedos and everyone in the community embraces them and shelter people who look at real child porn so it's pretty relevant I'd say.
>>80564292Yeah but not what yappy said. They aren't failing, the opposite. They work at 150% causing extreme metabolism and thus keeping me dangerously underweight all the time.
>>80564336Literally only you and Cyan still defend Violet to spite Eric. You are a mindbroken golem.
>>80564175https://youtu.be/6ChyaDrpNNU?si=ZiySrMk3tw1mD5eL
>>80564407>cyanStopped reading there, Dickey. Begone whelp.
I HECKIN' LOVE DICKNIPPLES>t. anon #80564500
New forced Dickey meme just dropped this time it's dicknipples
>>80564607HANS DON'T LOOK
Dickey out here like>Cyan is a pedo too ackshually, even doe he stalked and mindbroke my pedo idol taiga and exposed him going to seedy discord servers to talk about kids in a very funny manner>He is because.... he just is now ok??? I need to make people who insult my lords look bad so accept it chuddie
>>80564500>Implying it's only Dickey that's gotten tired of your niggardryI stand with Sam, and he finds you to be gay
>>80564645>I am an obedient lapdogOk
>>80564645That's cool Dickward I'm glad you bothside with Sam when it's convenient before you turn around and hunt him down for Eric, now go play your fortnite little guy.
>>80564261>Guh.
>>80564704You're a dog for Micah though.
I like schizo hours.
>>80564704>>80564715>spic raging on Dickey for being a bothsiders when he was part of the Council until Lord Cheesesticks got tired of him and was praising Eric appreciation month a couple days ago in a pitiful attempt for reconciliation
>80564782
>>80564450>Least modded Fallout 4 be like: >That SHAAAAAUUNNN bit was funny though. Along with the Chadroaches. >Also it's confirmed that the Chief did in fact nuke Escharum's funeral. Sorry man. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Smbbq8c7UF4
>>80564815IT'S PIKACHU!
>>80564815Post the Mule Kick jingle again.
>>80564261>I'm looking for the players for Patchouli and Koakuma to organize future interactions.
Legend tells us of a manA hero, in a tortured landWhere senoritas lived in fearTheir lonely nights in deep despairHe was...El DickeroAcross the fields, across the plainsHe ran so fast he dodged the rainHe was El DickeroHe hurried in to save the dayGun in hand, and thrice they sayHe was strong like a muleHe was stubborn like a muleHe even kicked like a muleEl Dickero (El Dickero)All men are evil, so they sayBut some men more, it's just the wayHe was El DickeroHe was El DickeroEl Dickero!
>>80564843No baka, it's a chihuahua.
>>80564883He looks cuddly.
>>80564900FUCK!
>>80564924>Warbles your background.
>>80564919That's naughty words, hiro.
>>80564261>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgNsRtHZLYA
>>80564261
>>80564826In the context, it makes sense. Still don't like it, but it's understandable. This is like the nth time Mister Green throws nuke at aliens (and humans) and kills lots of them.Also, this whole novel could have been an extended campaign for Infinite. 343 drops the ball yet again, thinking the modern-day audience can (and would want) read a book.
>>80564848What are you looking for exactly?
Not you orcnig.
>>80565081No Labubus or Dubai Chocolate?
>>80565070>There's a couple of interactions pending for the SMD library, one where a couple new maids and a guest are looking to study spell craft, and another where someone is bringing a magically-bound Luna Child to...unbind.>I know the Patchouli player likes to dip for long sections of the year, but if I can't get them just Koakuma should do to give someone for the other players to bounce off of.
>>80564848>The diminutive devil is at the ready.
>>80565049>I'm not too surprised either that our man did this to the Banished lol. >And yeah, I've heard about how this should've been campaign DLC or something along those lines as well. A shame all around then. >At least we can write autistic fanfiction here in HG to make up for it, right?
Well, HG? Life or death for Berryboy?
>>80565227Death
>>80565227Life.
>>80565227Hang that nigga NOW. I got the rope right here.
>>80565227Death.
>there are shartyniggers in hgGrim.
>>80565227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGarK7i05Hw>The Blender!
>>80565227What the fuck is this shit
>>80565131>I'm not the anon there but I'm very interested in either plot. Although tonight is a bit busy to say the least.
>>80565264https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/life-or-death-for-berryboy
>>80565131Who are you looking for?
>>80565238>>80565242>>80565251>>80565263
>>80565307He said who multiple times now retard
>>80565311>Rest in peace Berry Boi, the world didn't deserve you.
>>80565327I should've clarified that I meant for the interactions.
I always hated berry. Fat stinking bitch.
>>80565369What about other Berry?
Orcfag she won't fuck you
>>80565379Depends.. show him to me.
>>80565227What are his crimes?>>80565155Everything from the novel could have been fun missions. But here we are, thankfully, the HaitchGeeVerse will fill that hole. Since it's a sandbox game with 1000+ add-ons, turn to the equivalent of text-based smashing action figures together.
>Orcnig when Runa blocks him from getting in her DMs
>Mordred when Chihiro
>>80565399>True on all accounts. Halo Studios should totally hire you and I to write stuff for them lol.
>Gorden when Cucktana
The sasquatch league and I are no longer fucking with the laced sour diesel
>Eric when grandma accidentally slips on the lubed staircase
>>80565511Kek
Dickey seething because orcfag is more popular than he is and people will rp with him
>>80565456>If that's the case....Let me self-insert myself as a marine getting a harem of T'vaoans
Orcfag defending himself holy kekaroo
>>80565550>It's a FANTASTIC idea I tell ya. You can get your harem of space birbs and I can write Joe Chief stories and we can have a Cortana that didn't die or go crazy or turn into a cvck. And possibly moar.
Don't go chasing waterfallsPlease stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
>destroys your trash canWAAAAH
>>80565562I just sharted. Holy guacamole.
>kekarooOh nvm it's marth being territorial about who gets to be HG's "main shitposter"
>>80565634I'M SHARTING REAL BAD RIGHT NOW
>sharts
>haha poopoo funni
>>80565721Yes
First piss now poo
>>80565725>joker_this.gif
>>80565782Look at all that pistachio oil.
>>80565782OLIVE OIL SCENTED AIR
>>80565782>drinks violently
>>80565782*sniffffff* ITALIA...
We're making underwear stains tonight boys!
>>80565782The wet floor signs lol
>>80565782How does this even happen?
>>80565839A fat guy stumbled
>>80565599Eventually, you'll have to pull a modern trope, and raceswap a vital character, cause yes. Don't forget the inter-species and use them as an allegory to social issues. And make a beloved character undergo a complete 180-degree personality shift, rendering them completely unlikable. Or something similar.
>>80565269>I wasn't going to continue tonight anyways, but if I can catch the player for Envy tomorrow during evening hours, I hope to perform a continuation. Seeing as Patchouli hasn't been seen in a while, I'm happy to just bump into any library rep.>>80565307>Maid! Cirno, Dragon Maid, and Gundam Knight for the first library encounter, with Patchouli, Koakuma, or both as an addition.>And Envy and Patchouli and/or Koakuma for the second library encounter.
>>80565839Stupid people, lazy employees who can't stock without being on their phones, someone's fat ass bumping it with a motorised cart.Take your pick.
>>80565782Was it 100% extra virgin? If not I don't care.
Where did Yuuri go, seriously? He never once attempted to step out into the open with Don and that makes me sad.
>>80565849>I'll be sure to make myself available. I've kept an eye on those plots and I appreciate the invite.
>>80565936shitposted away along with all the hosts
>>80565936Shut the fuck up Kamina.
>>80565936You can take breaks, anon
>>80565848>But Satan, that sounds really gay and lame and why modern TV/streaming services suck.
Reminder
>>80565956Sucks to be him.
>>80565849>I'm just about always around, of course.
>>80565980Exactly. But it's doomed to be repeated over and over again, regardless of whether it's an adaptation of an established or original IP. >Sudden stormSeems like it's an ODST night.
Being gay sounds awesome.I'd love playing smash with my bros and then smashing my bros.
Just got done with my erp scene for now, hope the guy I played with is pulling his taffy pretty hard.>>80565996Why are the greasy Italians the ones who shower daily?
>>80566115>drains you.
>>80566070>Someday the cycle must be broken. Failing that, we've got some nice fanworks to fall back on like animations or mods for example. >Right on, you have fun with it. Good talking with you too.
>>80566115Why are italians greasy?
>>80566135The day the piranha plant stops attempting to suck my dick is when the world goes to hellalso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>80566159Everytime you see an Italian they look greasy or smell greasy, their whole genetic code makes them look generally give off that vibe of being greasy as fuck.
>>80566103You fucked a tranny nigga you ARE gay
>>80566182You say that to the guy who dated an italian and went to italy to meet him and saw thousands of real italians..They look very average. >>80566226I could suck a dick and it wouldn't be gay.You take your trash out u a garbage man?
>>80566253Is that a fucking Ron White bit??
>>80566253No but whining about your feelings to a group of strangers who don't want you to be here all day does make you pretty gay.
>>80566368Nay its something asmongold once said when some girl asked him if he's gay.>>80566370Anon who hurt you? We are having a fun time and you just gotta go have melty again.. be good boi and behave
Is the 2025 generation the worst group of newfags in HG history?
What did I miss?
I just huffed brake cleaner
>>80566915And?
>>80566962OOOoOooOoooOoooOoOOO
>>80566743>most of them were /b/fagsYeah.
I think I started in 24 so I'm cool.
>>80566743nihil sub sōle novum
https://youtu.be/Dw5AOjXXZ8g?si=BvpwNfE5oUQQLuHb
