Location: The River Styx, Greek Underworld>The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
Alpha, you here?
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>>80577227I miss the Bleach witch.
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>>80577311>Bleach witch... you mean Noel? Burn the Witch takes place in the same universe (probably) but it isn't Bleach.
>>80577334Yes, I miss her big tits, they activate my dominant lizard brain.
Who's lurkin'?
>>80577355Are you trying to impress me or offend me with the fact that you're reducing yourself merely to your sex drive? You're more than that, anon.
>>80577393I yam what I yam.
>>80577426And neither are you any more than you are, nor are you any less than you are. Do you really consider that a mere illusion reflecting beauty triggering a response in you is indicative of who you are as a whole? I doubt it. Then why tell me that you're turned on by Noel's breasts, unprompted?
>>80577512Because I miss her and her big tits that activate my dominant lizard brain.
>>80577545And what are you expecting here? That I'll post images of her because you said that? Or do you just need to get it off your chest for relief? If it's the former, then all I'll do is encourage you to seek things more befitting your dignity, anon. If it's the latter, then you've done so, and there's nothing more to be said.
>>80577649Yes I had to get my fixation on her chest off my chest. Now I'm free. Until I see another chest I mean.
buttershakes...
Oh the irony
FIREWORKS LOICENSE
>>80578320Do more slave auctions
No game from me tonight, fellas. Internet has been down all day. I'll try again for tomorrow.
imagine my shock
Imagine my cock
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>>80577143It'll be nine years this year since I fell into this odd world.>Sitting on the bank of the River Styx, Ezreal muses on his time in the Arena while waiting for a ferryman that probably wouldn't come.Nine doesn't even sound significant to me. It's like - it's no ten, you know? It's not a milestone number, but it is still a lot. It's still a lot...>Ezreal falls quiet, and silence rushes back in to fill the space. For a world everyone once called 'the Arena,' it’s grown deafeningly quiet. Conflict was the loudest thing there is, but now there's just empty wind moving through long-abandoned encampments; places where people once fought over the supposed future of this world.Ah, I wish I could remember everyone, but I close my eyes and I just cycle through the same few faces. All these years I've endured, being nobody, going nowhere, and I can't even say I did it for something like 'to bear witness to it all.' >This is a tired monologue, he realizes. He's had this sentiment a thousand times. But time keeps passing, and nothing keeps accumulating, so he always finds himself returning to this old well. But everything and everyone here was still real. It's just life, isn't it? Everything passes on eventually. Even if I can't hold it all in my memory, the fact that it happened still has to count for something. Doesn't it? >A question thrown out to the world. Naturally, it doesn't respond.Maybe, in the grand scheme of things, just getting to exist is all anything ever gets. If that's the case, then there was no better place to teach me that than here.
>>80578712Oh, son of a bitch...>runs away
>>>/b/944823079Up for it?
Posting this for Alpha.
>>80578714>Something is moaning behind him
>>80577380>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUnCrFK-4Wg
>>80578860>That sound completely obliterates his philosophical meandering. Yeah, that's another good question. How much would I care about this crap if I had managed to have sex even just once?
First 24
cool thread
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>>80579374>>80579375join the game
>>80579372Squigly
>>80579372Sergeant Marvin Mobuto
>>80579372purrukura
>>80579372Isolde ItouThe sound of metal on the tracks from far away is both eerie and cool.
>>80579372Knight Gundam
>>80579372Ez
>>80579372Spook man
>>80579372Damn...
>>80579372Courier Six
>>80579372SCRATCH
>>80579372ISOTS
>>80579372Panty Anarchy
>>80579734>Out of curiosity, how goes your base building stuff?
>>80579372Monarch
>>80579372The Lash
>>80579892>lol
>>80579892who could've guessed that eric is lash despite being called out for being lash this whole time? Another Hamish situation.
Eric lying about not being Lash was so unnecessary. What is it with Councilfags and secret identities?
>>80579800i haven't added anything onto it recentlyim thinking we should proceed with the moon mission whenever's possible, so ive been looking out if the others pop in while lurking for now
>>80579892I thought that was a Helldiver?
>>80579372>>80579892>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxnI0qLat3s>>80579906>You ever just>Type your entry name, then look away to do something, and then muscle memory your way through an entry image without remembering to check?>Because I just did and only an IDIOT would do that.>>80579926>>80579942>Brother I revealed that I was Lash after SAW is over what are you on about>Have you people just not been paying attention
>>80579926He wore a deadfags face and ordered Dickey to have them shitpost Hamish. Really fucked up.
>>80579964>Quiet, you.
>>80579958>Ah alright, that's cool. Just eager to expand our guys power in the Arena for one thing is all. >And yeah, doing the Moon mission would naturally be welcome too. I've been trying to keep an eye out on my end. Bea's around often enough but Yabu is admittedly trickier to catch around here lol. >>80579968>I think I can count the number of times I've done that on one hand myself. >But does this make him The Lashdiver now?
>>80580015>Imagine, the strength of a ground pound from low orbit...>He won't even need any items to deal all that damage...
>>80579372Grimlock
>>80580000
>>80579981ᴵ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᴴᵉˡˡᵈᶦᵛᵉʳˀ
>>80580137>Sounds like fun already lol.
>>80579372Azula
>>80579372I can feel it
since this game entry is a glorified lurkers post you can all rp now
>>80580374i already done did my RP today
>>80580374>pokes u wif kniff>evens or odds of last digit determine hit/miss respectively>next two digits are your hp pool>next two digits after that is how much damage is done to your hp pool>last three digits are how much xp i get>remaining digits are how many zeni you were carrying when i pok u wiff kniff
>>80578832>>80579372Alpha1918
>>80579372Luna Child
>>80580408I don't know why you feel compelled to write giant rambling soliloquies for greetposts
>>80580448Hey. Are you free tonight?
>>80580433>>80580374... dang. I forgot this character is a ranged build.
These edibles ain't shit.
>>80579372S:P Little Knight
>>80580433Yabby I don't wanna work.
>>80580463it is a bit of a habit isnt it
>>80580472It's not gonna happen orcnig
>>80580514Yeah.
>>80580545Can you come pick me up so we can watch anime together and cuddle instead? Is cold out here..
>>80580564I'm pretty sure that by the time I got there I would already have to leave and still be late for my own work. Sorry, Mordred: your duties still have their stranglehold on you.
Reminder
>>80580791I don't like being in the cold. I like doing fun things. I wanna eat ramen like the bowl I made for you long ago, remember?And then watch cool animu or play awesome vidya.>>80580795Reminder of what?
>>80580374Maybe?
>>80580942That does sound better than being out in the cold. But alas, 'tis not to be for right now.
>>80580997You are such a meanie..U think hg gonna die now that it has no hosts anymore? Or they gonna rename it?
>>80581078It would be meaner to say that it could happen, or to deepen the fidelity of the daydream that you'll escape into just for you to need to leave its comfort. Maybe. Or maybe I am a meanie. ... it's literally not even been a day since the last game ended, right? I think we're fine.
>he thinks hg will die or rebrand>everNewfags are so cute
>>80581119MEANIEE BLEEEHOh really? I didn't pay attention. I think last time I read a slide was a month ago.I like chatting with frens tho. Too bad frens rarely come here. They play vidya all day instead.. like me.I started playing crime simulator with my fren. It's super awesome. Weekend is probably gonna be magic again with hiro and horse and jilly.
>>80579372Katara
>>80581207>MEANIEE BLEEEHYeah. I can be pretty insensitive. I know you're joking around, but I want to say that tonight. I dunno why.Anyway, that sounds like you're going to have a fun time. I only know who you mean by 'hiro and Jilly. The horse could either be Kosaku or Junko.
>>80580472>I'm standing by for the arrival of others.
>>80581289Yappy feeling yappy? I like yapping. You can say all the words u like.Stupid sanic doesn't play vidya. He only does erp and building houses for fun.Got a discord group with the frens. Also has 2 frens from my waifu threads. We try to play every weekend.
>>80581341>Yappy feeling yappy?Yeah. Kinda. But also not really. I don't have the words for it. Even if I did have the words for it, then would they really be spent well here? Probably not. I see. Well, I guess that this "horse" is from /waifu/, then? Enjoy yourselves come this weekend.
>>80580518>Throws a Labubu at you.
>>80581428Ofc is well spent. Frens are important and chatting with frens is too. If we don't do that we end up bitter and nasty like anons here.The horse is junko u baka. Waifu doesn't have horses. The people who are into that gacha garbo don't rly have a waifu. They only masturbate to anime girls.
>>80581535Literally who?
>>80577380>>80580374>Perhaps.
>>80581492Well, I appreciate the sentiment, but I did mean it: I don't have the words for it. I can only kinda obliquely discuss it, and even then the feelings-as-analogies feel like they're too much to expose here. Not because they're too precious, but... y'know.Oh, it's Junko? Okay, probably could have gathered that from Kosaku being eliminated. Anyway, enjoy yourselves, right?Blessed night, Mordred. Get something to eat if you haven't already so that your shift isn't too bad.
>>80581535excuse me. i have a question.
>>80581535>>80581599Who are you looking for?
>>80581607Nighty yappy!
Oh, right. Blessed night everyone else, too.
so i take it we're not getting a game
>>80581698Nope, just pedos frolicking hand in hand together
>>80581628>The green skin can pester as much as he likes but his persistency shall always be rewarded with a no.>>80581654>>80581332>I was told the SDM library might have some visitors.
>>80581706so the rnc?
>>80581734Pretty much
>>80581706Maybe you should stop gooning to kids then.
>>80581728>Possibly.
>>80579372Harley Quinn
>>80581816A little louder for the people in the back!?
I picked it up. There's some slots left shoot me if you have some. 10 minutes though.
>>80581877Lizzie
>>80581877Doctor Dred
>>80581877Ouch time...
>>80579372Jungle Maid>>80581728>>80581332>Hello.
awww yeah autistic troon rp
>>80581877Grimlock Smash!
>>80581877Mills Lane
>>80581877Koakuma>>80581925>Hello there.
>>80581877Adachi Rei
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>>80581925>>80581947>Shall we begin post-game?
>>80581925>>80581947>>80581983I WANNA GRABBILY GRAB YOUR CUNNIES
>>80581877Ready!
>>80581877Sunny
>>80582011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXXoI2MF-Gs
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>>80581983>Sounds good to me.
my dog just dropped half of a cow on the tile behind me. i shit my pants.
>>80581654>Ahem, now that I'm back.>I was one of the two teams of elsewhere-mentioned visitors to the SDM, but besides that off the top of my head, there's what was going on with Grimlock and Knight/Fate.>>80581877Whah-Evil, beware!
i felt bad for those missing out rolling load 36 lol
>>80582197A quest implies a two-way trip.
>sharts
>>80582197I'm ready>Well, my knife is more ready than myself...
>>80582183>Did you want to do depression RP?>>80582197Grimlock go on quest!
>>80582197This view, it is incredible is it not- ah>Rei smashes into the ground, breaking apart like a lego.
I've got a fat, steamy log ready for you guys.
>>80582197Idk who you are but thank you for your noble hosting actions
>>80582197https://youtu.be/PGIT5KkhV9E?si=craXCkeGTF0W-I3J&t=41>>80582276>I hate to do it to him, but....
>>80582364Retard.
>>80582369>Alright, ready when you are.
>>80582388Go away latinx
>>80582364I host when I feel like it or when there's bait. A reserve or a bench.
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>>80582401>>80582419Need stronger foes for Grimlock!
>>80582401Well that did not last very long. Such is fate I guess.
>>80582419Hehe, too easy!
>>80582394>Gotta do one more run around the corner, I'll drop a response as soon as I get back.>>80582401>Time to break out the Duster Knuckle, then.>....I'm shocked I have an actual use context for this image.>>80582419>The Knights are having a strange and difficult time....
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>>80582401Nice, I got it>>80582419>I don't know did that happen but I'm glad it didn't kill me instead
>>80582081AAAAAAAA
>>80582484Darn...>>80582464I was gonna gloat, but then I died too.
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>>80582532Don't tell me you truly believed victory was a possible outcome for you. Adorable~
>>80582484>Huh?>>80582539>That was a little too much, all I had was a knife..
>>80582484Good, Grimlock love challenge! >>80582539>He just watches a human break his hands on his metal fram.Stop it.>>80582547Me Grimlock get good sleep.
who was sammy's original ava?
>>80582618Blake?
>>80582627>Ezrealhue
>>80582401Pst: what's a "highschool?">>80582419This reads less like a storybook adventure, and more like a list of chores.>>80582484>She had no idea what an "Al Bhed primer" was, but if it was anything interesting, she'd undoubtedly pester her ally of convenience over it.>>80582539>The bulk of the fantasies were related to coffee, literacy, and people going mad over suddenly becoming deaf.
>>80582547Some type of chicken?>Luna Child wondered if it laid eggs to scale.>>80582627Is someone showing them in this embarrassing position as a prank?
>>80582627
>>80582727helluva way to snow...
>>80582627>Grim and Spook have a Zelda CDI moment together.HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!>>80582727Uh...me think she do it wrong?
>>80582577I wanna see you fight Grymloq! And the other dinobots too! Grimlock vs GrymloqSlag vs ZlaaqAnd Swoop vs Zwup!FOR KAYOOHSAt least that's the copies warhammer has.. I dunno if there are more formas dinos..
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>>80582727>Luna Child would wince throughout the experience.Don't have a good experience with needles—humans jab themselves with them willingly?
>>80582810>...>Worth it.
>>80582810
>>80582810Better dead than Al Bhed, brudda.
>>80582810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yjOZmlbshU>Honestly.>Not the worse thing that will happen to him tonight.>>80582785>He'll get back with you after dealing with survivors guilt.
Stupid chestnut mouth fairy.
>>80582855
>>80582863Mkay..
>>80582855Sorry, but you should be less indecisive next time.>>80582876I was...maybe going to do something with them. If I was bored enough.>Luna Child shrugged.>>80582874...
just took a big pisserino
>>80582876Who's winning?
>>80582933Ez wins but at what cost?
>>80582933Panty I guess
>>80582933betting on the blonde
>>80582933>10 cR on the fairy.
>>80582960all of them are blonde...
>>80582972you don't say...
>>80582933Nice kitty...
>>80582972Thanks for hosting
>>80582985
>>80582972You should keep both hands free next time.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6lJ5O4_Ls>>80582993It allows you to do things like this.
>>80582993ggs ggs thanks for the game
>>80582993>Congrats to Luna and thanks for the pickup game Spot!
>>80583006>>80583013>>80583027bye bye
Geeetttt outttt of myty headdddddee
>>80582972>>80582993>>80583041
>>80583027I don't think that's Spot
>>80582993Good job Moon Kid.>>80583041Thanks for hosting.
>>80582863>I have returned.>Ahem.>>79421002He calls it a "bulwark against evil".>Despite his size, Knight keeps a pretty good pace. Isolate and imperious, the tower lacks door and window both.>Knight looks up at Grimlock as they reach the base of it.I must warn you that the interior is very unlike the outside.>With that he approaches the wall slowly and...walks through it without so much as a shimmer to the wall's texture.
>>80582993>Well done Runa. Thanks for hosting.
>>80582993>Congratulations.>>80583041>And thank you.
>>80583041Thank you.>>80583027>>80583056>>80583059Success just comes naturally to fairies.
>>80583041Well played Luna Child! Thanks for hosting!>>80582555I had a better chance at winning than you clearly did!
>>80583070Hmph. Overconfidence too it would seem.
>>80583041>Thanks for hosting. Congrats Luna.
>>80583057>Grim comes to a stop, looking the tower over.It bigger on inside? Grimlock know guy with something like that...he dumb.>The former king just couldn't help himself but take a dig at the time lord.uuuhh...how we get in?
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>>80582993>>80583041Congratulations and thank you.
>>80583082I would agree had this been a challenge of "who is better at playing in a puddle" or "who builds the biggest snowman".Finding your temporary demise just minutes after my own is not a victory, "friend".
>>80583093>Luna Child would indulge in her moment of triumph in the present->>80583099>>>80549124>Since it made a great contrast to her situation some nebulous time in the past. Future? The Arena made it hard to tell at times.You could fit our whole tree house here...>Would muse the restrained apparent fairy maid, letting herself be carried like a potato sack across the living, lived-in labyrinth.
>>80583178mordred why are you LARPing as azula again
>>80583186That's not Mordred
>>80583178Whatever you say, "pal".
>>80583136In part.>...Maybe Knight was out of frame when he walked through just now, so after a moment, he steps back out.Oh! Sorry, I should've said something. Just try to walk through, I'm sure he'll let you in if I brought you with.>With that, he vanishes back within, leaving Grimlock to do the same.>...Well, he wasn't kidding about the "in part" part. Besides the fact that it's larger, things are looking a bit...non-Euclidean at the moment, giving off the impression of being both beyond large, and beyond merely confusing, with odd objects, coffin-like things, bookshelves, statues, innumerable pathways and other doorways, countless other things scattered about here and there as what seem to be decoration.>Knight is waiting for Grimlock patiently.
Hello HG!>>80583178mordred why are you LARPing as azula again>>80583197yes it ishttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79566562/#q79568974
>>80583235sup
>>80583235>drains you
>>80583245This post-new years slump is really turning this plae into a snorefest. Hope it ends soon so people don't think I jumped ship completely to /erp/. P.S. you should like totally try out ERP.>>80583275I just got drained a couple minutes ago by someone else! Checkmate!
>>80583232That smug face of yours has me fired up. We should test our strength if you believe yourself to be strong enough to take me on.A fun little game between "friends" to determine the better fighter. How does that sound to you?
Ayo where link at?
>>80583183>>80583093>The shifting, labyrinthine nature of the mansion didn't bother him. >He just watched the back of his fairy mother like a tether, his violet eyes occasionally darting to the dusty obscured paintings.
>>80583293real.You can throw as many letters as you want in front of RP. You'll NEVER convince me it's a good way to spend a handful of hours.am glad you're having a good time tho :3
>>80583234>Grim hesitates, but slowly makes his way through.Not holograms? >Looking around, his internal GPS was going haywire, Grim had to turn it off before it made him sick.Ugh, where are we?
>>80583308At work
>>80583327If you like writing, you like RP of any sort. If you don't like writing, you don't like RP. Adding the E just makes it more palatable and less gay for me. Besides the Goku thing. That was kino.
>>80583303You're on!
>>80583183>>80583320What do you mean? We only have one house - this house!>Oblivious, or perhaps unable to comprehend a life outside of servitude to the Mistress, their fairy maid superior pressed further still, until the atmosphere of the location shifted from smelling slightly dusty...>To very dusty, laced with a pungency of old vellum and leather.Aha, we're getting close.
>>80583349i like to write it's the collaborative aspect I don't like. Too many writers ruins a production you know. Goku thing?
>>80583376I will crush you like I crushed Toph!Speaking of, we should invite her to our little party. She'd make a great addition. If she is up for it that is. She took quite a beating before, poor thing.
>>80583395Bouncing off of someone's writing is a fun part of it, an acquired skill but it definitely prevents writer's block to a degree. Also the goku thing was the RP with Goku here a few days ago where he blew up the orc's child rape camp.
>>80583435The mafia powered spirit bomb.
>>80583379>>80583320>>80583183>The library was meant to be a perfect world of silent order. The gentle rhythmic beats and occasional flutters of fairy wings among the only ambient sounds permitted. Every other noise was an intrusion, and there were atleast three approaching.>The custodian of this arcane repository made ready to receive these unexpected guests.
>>80583330Magic, I couldn't tell you how advanced it is. Ah...I think he made it simple for us this time. This way.>How can he tell?>The suits of armor flanking a particularly wide set of stairs have had their heads turned that way.This is just what the inside of his tower looks like, for some reason...it looked different last time I was here. I think this might just be him showing off....>You know that effect in dreams and stuff where you're walking towards something, and it just gets further away no matter how fast you go? This is like that in reverse, the entranceway at the end of this flight of stairs-don't look down-seems to be approaching so fast when you walk towards it, it's as if it was coming to you. Perhaps it is.
>>80583448That was based
>>80583433I'd like to see you try!Whether Toph joins or not, I will destroy you for what you did to her!
>>80583500>>80583379Does the Library lady like it when we bring her new things to look at? I hope she doesn't mind that Luna is broken. >He peered into the darkness between the towering bookshelves.
>>80583183>>80583320>>80583379>>80583500>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCktOVDA6mk>Less like the way a hallway would neatly connect to a room in a structure mundane, their entry into the grand Scarlet Library was more comparable to the location shifts of the area, the voluminous halls fading away to give rise to stained timber bookshelves stacked multiple stories high, reaching toward a ceiling whose clearance comparable to the tallest sections of the previous corridors, filled to the brim with literature bound in covers from hardened linen to the queer glossy materials of the world outside.
>>80583435oh I think I missed all that kek.collab writing def has merit. i think stuff like dnd is pretty cool as a vehicle for it. gives a little more direction and meaning to the events ig
>>80583512I posted Vito Corleone as a joke about King Kai's dub voice.Things just kind of spiralled from there.
>>80583502Hrm, me no like place, too confusing.>Magic was a hard enough concept for him, but being here was almost madding for poor Grim.Where guy at anyways?
>>80583549>>80583553>The veteran fairy maid's first reaction to the bairn's question...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKLIUmA9lc>Was a stern hush! No talking in the library! >>80583500>But the hush alone was likely to attract the attention of those dedicated to the wing, as was the novel sight of maids carrying maids.
>>80583500>>80583549>>80583553>>80583597>Said carried maid squirmed in her hold, feeling the urge to cross her arms.
Show your pussy
>>80583533Fun~Sadly that won't happen today. We can surely find some time on the weekend.You better not disappoint me, little water bender.
>>80583654
>>80583556Are you still working on or going to do Siege Warfare? I miss your games.
>>80583684yis. im redoing the map and working on a rulebook in my spare time here and there
>>80583750Awesome. GL with it!
>>80583549>>80583553>>80583597>>80583627>A voice announced itself to this unconventional gathering of peculiar maids. It did so not with a warm or ostentatious greeting, but with the sharp bite of a school teacher's reprimand.What a noisy bunch. Do you have a reason to be disturbing us at this hour?>Where previously there were the endless halls of bookshelves behind the maids, there had now materialized a solitary figure carefully returning a book to its rightful place. The light of a single candle illuminated her features.>This was no gossamer-winged maid, but instead the obsidian-winged familiar of the mistress of this library.
>>80583665Sure, see you then Azula.
>>80583590"Then let me simplify it.">Accompanying the voice that echoes through the room, vision blurs at the edges as the extraneous, esoteric edifices' eccentricities fall away, replaced by a simple stone hallway, just a bit taller than Grimlock is high. It leads in to a room lined with bookshelves, a small desk, portraits and photos on the wall, and in the middle, and a table.>Knight let out an audible "guh" at the change. "I am here." >Upon the table, an orb. Behind it, a man in a golden helmet, cape parted to show his hands that rest on the table."Welcome to the Tower of Fate. I am Doctor Fate."
>>80583768arigato stranger. here's to fulfilling ambition
>>80583839>Grim was ready to draw his blade, only to stop when this new Doctor appeared.>He didn't much care about the last Doctor he knows, this one was about to learn why.You magic man! Use magic to help Grimlock! >This wasn't a request, it was almost an order.
>>80583781>>80583627>>80583597Oh. Inside voice. Right. >The voice sliced through the silence he pivoted on the spot, his body shielding Luna with the fluid grace of a coiled sprint. He locked onto the figure in the candlelight. He offered an apologetic smile. We found Luna the Moon fairy tangled in some mean creep magic. She's all stiff and can't move from their magic. >He stepped forward holding the bound, maid-dressed Luna toward Koukuma like a broken toy brought to a master craftsman. My mommy brought us here because you're good at fixing magic things, right?
>>80583877I see.>There is a brief silence.Can you elaborate? Knowing what I'm helping with would be...useful.>There's a chance he already knows, but he'd rather hear it directly.
Whatever happened to the mini games Sam promised?
>>80583964ask him not us
>>80583961Want Dinobots back! Use magic to get Dinobots! >There is a pain in his mighty voice.>Losing his fellow Dinobots has wounded him in a way none other injury inflected on him in the past can equal.
>>80583781>>80583883>The most senior of the bunch tensed up slightly upon encountering the bat-winged attended, up would stand her ground and nod at her unusually tall er- minor's recollection, before lifting off it on her own set of crescents to meet the little devil face-to-face.Excuse me, we are seeking out the librarian's services to return this servant >>80583627 of the mistress to a working state. She got lost in the bad space.>What the maids were learning to call the Arena as it began dragging staff from their posts!
>>80583781>>80583883>>80584008>Luna Child would continue to play along with the situation for as long as it would take to result in her unbinding.
>>80583997....>His hand tenses slowly in to a ball around a handful of his cape....I am...aware of who you and they are, in part. And what battles you've fought. I can attempt to...divine- I mean, to discover their location. But I have to warn you, there is the chance that you might not like what you find out.>He comes around to the other side of the table, to make sure that he can make eye contact proper.Are you willing to risk crushing your hope, for the sake of that hope?
>>80584100Know where they are....they in well of all spark....>He means they are dead.But magic can bring them back right? right!?>You will have to crush his hope either way.
>>80583883>Wings as black as freshly spilled ink fluttered in the air briefly before depositing their owner amongst the assembled party. Ruby eyes scanned and assessed the bound blonde in particular.It would be quite unbecoming of me if I couldn't undo such trifling spells.>The simmering irritation cooled to mild annoyance at finding an odd sense of disarming amusement from the boy's innocent simplicity.>>80584008One of yours? She looks quite uncomfortable.>>80584040My my.. by what twist of fate did you arrive to me in this sorry predicament?>Her lips curled into a sly smile. Undoing this situation could wait a moment, this was a sight to be savored.Don't you worry. You're in good hands.
How to use bois.
I always come across hiro while gooning to cages and then I laugh real good and keep gooning.
askers: 0
>>80584128Magic...can do a lot of things. Sometimes even that. But to do it is something...I don't often suggest. There can most frequently be a price to pay...and my powers are not what they once were, either way.>He's dropped that dramatic inflection. He speaks more softly....Even if I could...I would surely need the blessing of the creator of your species.
>>80584246But that's the fun part, I don't need askers.I can just blog away like I've always done.
waste of space who will commit suicide before 40 award award
>>80584136She's really stuck, Miss Bat Lady. If you un-knot her, will she start flying again? My magic did nothing. Or will she be hungry? I have more magic red jelly beans if she needs a snack!>>80584008See Mommy. The librarians would know what to do, she's going to fix her. >>80584040>>80584136You're going to be fixed!>He hands Luna over to the bat-girl.
Seej...
>HOW DARE SOMEONE POST SOMETHING BESIDES WATTPAD FICS NOBODY READS IN HGSeej...
>>80584228I-I-I... I can explain!
>>80584249>Grimlock's fists ball up, sparking.>He can't get them back, even he knows this....Let Grimlock speak to them...Please!
>>80584275Did I hurt your fee fees?The roleplayers don't care but you seem very upset.
>>80584311I am listening~
>>80584136>>80584040>The red-headed maid would nod.I recognized her face as one the Mistress has taken notice of. For better or worse.>If the former, surely she'd be overjoyed to retrieve a favored servant! If the latter...renewed servitude was a fitting punishment!Is the librarian not busy?>>80584284>The terms in which this odd boy referred to the maid seemed to confuse her, but she was acting like he belonged in the uniform regardless.
>>80584320They are obligated to wear digital muzzles and chastity cages due to the homosexual culture of caring about "image" that is prevalent here thanks to years of councilshittery. They indeed hate you, there is no doubt about it, there has been too many slips throughout the years proving that the sunshine and fairies and rainbows air they want you to think represents the "people with faces" is the most comfortable lie believed here. They will only say it on anon to protect their precious image but they almost guaranteed hate your guts and probably tell you to die all the time because that's what they really want; you dead for offending them.Ask them if you think otherwise. If they go "nah I don't hate you", they really mean "yes I hate you".Council and Dickey losing their minds about "micah/marth/tom/dick/harry/whoever" in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
>>80584359Jesus christ man.. who hurt you?
>>80584359Truth nuke
>>80584136>>80584284>>80584343I didn't let my dreams say dreams...ugh.>Knowing her last experience with this place, Luna had half the mind to debate her...>But she'd hold her tongue as she were transferred around like luggage, figuring the worse that could happen was her accidental demise (versus a deliberate one!)
>>80584326I... erm... I-I...(It is clear to just about everyone around that Chihiro cannot come up with a good explanation)
>>80584314>Not this route, at the very least....That...that I may be able to do.>He returns to his side of the table. With a wave of a hand, a chair fit for someone Grimlock's size appears on the 'bot's side.It'd be easiest to call on them if you had anything belonging to the rest of them. But perhaps your authority alone could do.
>>80584359Cyan...
>>80584377Groomed by the oldfags into a tool to spite the hosting guild, in spite of the fact all the original fags who conditioned him have long abandoned this place.A perfect goylem.
>>80584284>>80584343Worry not.>The devil lays the fairy upon the ground, with the gentle ease of a lover.Worry not, I can make time for this. We need all the fairies we can get with so many being dragged off to the bad space as of late. Isn't that right?>>80584401>Magical seals bloomed into existence in Koakuma's hands as she set upon her labors. In her mind's eye she beheld the bindings that held fast the nervous little maid, and one by one, they began to shatter.What savage employed such unrefined methods here? This magic borders on the vulgar. Gah.. The execution alone had to have been altogether innificient. >Truly it was as if someone had savagely forced the arcane energies into compliance rather than guiding them as she did now.One more..>The librarian opens her eyes, believing her work now complete.
>>80584439Vague posting...
>>80583027are you still here gordon
>>80584423It's fine my cute.>patsI already knew you are a lil lewdie. Nothing wrong with it. It's lots if fun after all.I'll still luv ya.>>80584439Definitely barks like an attack dog.I'm used to anon bullshit and feisty bitching but that essay makes me think he truly is broken inside.
>>80584424>Grim lets out a grumble but takes a seat.They come if Grimlock call them.>He wasn't sure how this was going to work, but the Doctor has the big guy going along with it.
>>80584482*Hugs*
>>80583553>Typo #1:>"their entry into the grand Scarlet Library was more comparable to the location shifts of the Arena*">>80584401>Typo #2:>"I didn't let my dreams stay* dreams...ugh.">Carry on.
>>80584514I drank a yummy lemon soda!Hiro did ya look into our group on pisscord? There is a really funny commander I wanna build.
>>80584343>>80584401>>80584456>He likes the way the bat-lady talked about magic like it was a messy drawing that needed to be cleaned up. He poked his head over Koukuma's shoulder to check on Luna. Can you wiggle your toes Luna?
>>80584589Oh my god, yes! Go for it!
>>80584471>I should be asleep because I've got to wage tomorrow morning, but yeah, what's up?
>>80584560(I just dropped a double "Worry not" there. My groan could be heard from orbit.)
>>80584589You have officially surpassed JC in the field of "making Seej go feral and ballistic and seethe his head off for no fucking reason over hypocritical points"Your thoughts?
>>80584636Car has a secret to tell you. C'mere... lean in real close.......
>>80584664>Oh boy. >Leans in closer and such.
>>80584677ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ⱽᵉˣ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʷᵃʸ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ʷʰᵉn ˡᵒˡᵒˡᵒˡ
>>80584707M-M-MOOON WAR?
>>80584707>What the FUCK!?!? >Okay, let me just say it's damn good to see you again then! Do I still call you Car or Kiki or what?
>>80584493Then let us attempt this seance. >The sorcerer raises his hands, performing a gesture that though smooth and measured, is performed to such a margin that one might question if a human is even capable of such fine, elaborate motion, as he weaves a spell.With the Amulet of Anubis, I raise the veil to the beyond. With its' obverse, the Amulet of Osiris, I connect it to the world of the living. I entreat upon the Celestial Architech's grace to allow a final dialogue with those who have returned to his embrace with those we shall now call upon, if they be willing. In the name of light and life, we ask this of you!>They are your Dinobots, Grimlock. If anyone should call upon them....>The space above the Orb would be a good place to project them.
>>80584707>Nani?
>>80584728No it was Mercury war, except it turned into Mercury armistice, and then Mercury Cold War.>>80584729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc7Cin_87H4Lol you can call me whatever, Car no longer has his first two folders though, they were on an older computer I since factory reset to give to another after I dipped from HG for personal reasons (I'm trying to flee this biomass ridden hellhole and become an americhad citizen) I just thought I'd take you off guard for fun lol
>It sounded like natural-enough speech in my head.>>80584640>>80584603>>80584401Of course. >Though the tone of the senior maid was polite enough, her body language told of a certain revulsion at this manner of sorcery being displayed by Koakuma's sealwork. Naturally, any objections would be kept to herself, especially given the circumstances.
>>80584630Is gonna be hilarious. But also gonna be a lil aids since I'll be bringing some infect creatures. But constantly nuking everything and drawing my entire deck sounds hilarious.>>80584646Uhh.. I often wonder what makes a person so horribly angry all day long.
>>80584785>Hey, it's your name man and I'll respect it if you want to rebrand. A shame you lost those folders though but I understand. I sometimes wonder what might've gone down between Doomguy and the Vex. Or Solaire and Kiki lol smoochy smoochies. >Well consider me pleasantly surprised! Again, it's good to have you with us still. I'm looking forward to whatever we've got going on between my UNSC blokes and your Moebius crew. Shame Reichtag is still MIA though you know?>Also right on with your citizenship thing.
>>80584456>>80584603>>80584818Looked like hobgoblins, but they were bigger than humans. >Luna Child felt the unseen shackles limiting her range of movement decisively crumble away, causing her to splay against the library floor as it returned.Tried to sell me...>She'd try to stand, only to stop at propping herself up by her hands.My legs fell asleep.
>>80584751>Grimlock looks at them, in dead silence, then speaks, his voice sad and weak.Grimlock:....Dinobots? Me...Sorry....so so sorry, it all Grimlock's fault you gone! >The once mighty Dinobot king looked defeated, lowering his head in shame.Grimlock: Me should be dead with yo-Slag: Pathetic! Snarl: Weak! Sludge: Sad!Swoop: You not Grimlock! You fake!>The Dinobot leader is taken back.Grimlock: Wha?Slag: Where King Grimlock?Grimlock: Me here! Me lose everything...no kingdom...no friends....no Dinobots....Snarl: So? You give up?Grimlock: .....yes....Slag: Lucky we dead! Me Slag kill you! Sludge: You Grimlock! You king! GET UP! Snarl: You lose, you not weak organic, you Dinobot, rebuild! Swoop: You lose, find new! Make better! Grimlock: But can't do it alone!Slag: Why not? Too weak!?Grimlock: N-no! Grimlock is....Slag: Say it!Grimlock:...is...Snarl: Say it!Grimlock:....Grimlock...is...Swoop and Sludge: SAY IT!Grimlock: GRIMLOCK STRONGEST THERE IS! >The four smile back at their leader.Snarl: Prove it...go be King Grimlock.Slag: World need you, save it, rebuild kingdom, we find way back to you.Grimlock: Promise?>He leaves a fist out, the other meet his with their own and say "Promise" in unison.
>>80584862>This sounds like the only real kind of pep talk Grimlock could handle at the moment.>The man under the mask allows himself a pensive smile as he listens to the proceedings and maintains this connection.>He can allow them a moment longer if they have anything else to say.
>>80584767Ooooo do you remember, do you remember getting punted by the Gate Lord, doctor ooooAlso Car has put you off long enough, would you be willing to see what we can accomplish with the intern tomorrow? She already got instructed by Y, it's X's turn now.>>80584835Well it would have ultimately ended in betrayal, the Vex Network's sole ultimate goal is total expansion and complete assimilation of all things down to the quantum level, if it had reached it's Arenabound Climax of creating a Paracausal unit, it would have immediately cucked VEGA and probably started super nuking all of the Arena's timestreams as part of testing things before trying to return to the Garden. And Kiki would have nuked Solly but in a different way hon hon hon hon.I'll be there when it's time for us to fuck with it again, Moebius is frankly more manageable for me than the Vex were, I think he'll be back eventually.>>80584847Sir I am Quebecois not mainlander, I can naturally camouflage in all the snow here.
>>80584603>>80584861>Her sharp crimson gaze lingered briefly on the maid with the unkempt hair then back at the blonde, a soft chuckle escaping her lips.You two are without a doubt exceedingly unconventional maids.>The devil tempered her remark with a velvety soft tone, hints of sarcasm lacing the words together.These Goblins sound the sort that need a lesson taught to them.>>80584818The Chief maid would surely raise an eyebrow at such poorly trained servants running about the estate. Though we can keep that between us.>A sly smile grew across her lips.Consider this a debt incurred for the services I have granted your subordinates. Our work here appears complete.
>>80584923>The four fade into the projection, and Grimlock is left alone.>But with a stronger resolve than ever before.>Transforming into his T-rex mode, he stomped to where he thought the door to leave was.Uh...me Grimlock need to go, have a lot to think about....and uh...thanks Magic Man.
>another newfag is a snakey oldfag from the council cool everyone's hatred of clarent and car was justified
>SEEJ YOURE SEETHING REEEEEnuh uh im playing helldivers wtf
>>80584945That's good because they would be boring as fuck otherwise.
>oldfag pretending to be newCouncilfags...
>>80584945>says the spic who confuses brazilians for jeets
>>80584822I agree, very hilarious!I am getting very tired, so I'm going to head to bed. Good night!
>>80584930>Yeah I figured some kind of confrontation was inevitable. Just a matter of when it was set to occur. Would've probably been fun to see the Slayer go Saint 14 on 'em though for a possibility. Assuming the Imperium didn't act first themselves. >And lol I wouldn't expect any less from that wacky dog bird monstergirl. >And sweet, I'm again looking forward to seeing what you'll do with them too. I've got some stuff to do with the guy myself as well. >>80584862>You've still got Doomguy as a possible friend, right?
>>80584997Nighty my cute!
>>80584993>implying a hue monkey is any better
>>80584930>Vaguely. It helped me realized I need to try and be more creative with my super-wizard's abilities.>...I also need to actually break him out more, he has a personal side quest he needs to see in to.>Assuming I'm not completely tanked tomorrow, I can give it a shot.>>80584966Doctor Fate. Or Kent, if you'd prefer. There's a man under this mask, after all. "Safe travels, Grimlock!">Oh, right, Knight was here. He may not have a mouth, but his eyes do this thing so that you know he's smiling as he waves.It was my pleasure. You are a force for good, and will always be welcome here.>Fate bows his head in Grimlock's direction.
Fuck CarFuck Clarent
>>80584969Car still does not have discord account, very sorry.I also thought 2019 was nufags, not oldfags. Hm...>>80585010Don't worry, they have been dealt with appropriately. Bungo, in it's strive to make the worst written story in gaming, has introduced yet another mary sue who enslaved them all and yeah. And that was before they turned the franchise into funko pop wars. I wish I was joking, they turned it into Star Wars.Bungie needs to die man.>>80585022Car will be seeing you for the fun. Now Car must sleep, bonne nuit you two.
>>80585051>I miss old Bungie too man. We didn't know what we had back then but man was it nice while it lasted. >At least we have autistic fanfiction like I mentioned to Satan the other day to tide us over lol. >G'night dude, it was nice talking with and seeing you!
>>80585010>He hasn't seen him in over a year, the first person he's met again was the Doctor and we all know how those two feel about each other.>So far he's met Tart and friend and now Emma, who he's helping beat dragons (More on that later) if he saw Slayer he would be happy.>>80585022>As Grimlock leaves Fate would get vision.>He wasn't kidding about Grimlock being a force of good, for a war with Dragons is brewing and if the girl with metal bones falls to their queen, it will spell doom for all.>However if the metal king stands in the way and challenges the queen, everyone's soul is saved.>The metal king himself is heading for a city over run by the dead.>Where destiny is about to play it's hand.
>>80585060>oh my god is that people being friendly to each other time to spend 40 hours posting 'tranny' on an imageboard until I collapse of exhaustionMicah...
>>80585071The funny part is that Micah is shitposting HG on the behalf of oldfags that 99% have transitioned themselves
>>80584861>He clapped his hands together with a muffled thud. Don't worry about the sleepy legs, when my leg gets numb just shake it until the prickly bees go away. >>80584818She's cured mommy! >>80584938I was worried she was going to stay a statue forever and I'd have to carry her to every room to show her the house. Thank you Miss Bat.
>shitposter is a brown spic>everyone he hates and shitposts is white (and most successful, which he's definitely not because spic)Has it really just been an inferiority complex fueling HG's top shitposting contributor for the last 7 years?
>>80585070>Ay, that's fair enough. Doesn't help that I've put the Mean Green Doom Marine on the backburner in favor of Halofagging as of late as you can prolly tell. I've occasionally thought of how to maybe link up with them again but you seemed busy was all doing your stuff.
>>80585070GRH!>Kent doubles over briefly, unprepared for it."Sir Fate!?"I'm fine. Well, I'll be...an unbidden vision without the true Helmet. Keep your sword at the ready. There's trouble on the horizon."I see....">Dragons, huh...that's kinda funny to me, considering one of my roster. Ahem, but I digress. Thanks for having me.>>80585051>Have a good one.
>>80584938>>80585094Hm? You mean->A glance was spared toward the obviously non-fairy maid of their bunch.That is something I'm attempting to...figure out.>Certainly, he's shown his worth by retrieving another lost maid, right?>>80584861Can you fly? Do you remember your quarters?
>>80584938>This fairy of moonlight bore a slight pout at her predicament, already scheming internally on how to dip the mansion without potential consequence.They attracted the attention of some kind of strange monk in orange; he brought the whole building down while that- that boy carried me back.>It reminded her of those big showdowns that transpired during incidents.>>80585094>>80585152>Testing her other extremities, her wings were able enough they could achieve liftoff from her kneeling position, allowing her to hover a rough half-meter from the floor.No.>Truthfully, she hadn't ever been prescribed one, but that single-mined Scarlet servant wouldn't be able to tell.
Why people only like robot grimlock and lot meat grymloq
>>80585279The only Warhammer that anyone else here cares about is 40K
>>80585333That can't be true cause I care about fantasy!
>>80585359I said "else" as in "Everyone but you"
>>80585365Well they are stoopid. 40k is weak nonsense compared to fantasy. Their weakling space muhreens would go extinct in fantasy within a week and it's not even funny.. they are so horribly useless..
>>80585094>>80585152>>80585255>Koakuma recoiled ever so slightly at the muted clap and cheer, dreading that the noise of any subsequent jubilations could echo their way to the ears of her resting mistress.Please.. mind yourselves. You're still in the library.>She momentarily thanked the fates that the staff and their training were none of her business. The leathery wings at her back did however ruffle with amused curiosity.What an intriguing story you have there.>And what an interesting term of endearment this boy had for the veteran maid.Be off now, I have matters to attend to here and a great deal of work yet to be completed. I trust you will keep in mind the courtesy I have done you?
>>80585415
>>80585415KEK
I'm keeping this like I never kept an image before.
>>80585415Lmao Jesus.
>>80585152>>80585255>>80585382>The Jungle Maid was quiet as a mouse. That's a real shame, well the road to recovery isn't always short. He looked back at his Mother waiting for her signal to leave. Always dependent. Always ready to follow. But still, he kept one eye on the Bat-Lady.
>>80585490In the future...don't do that.>Decorum must be maintained whilst in uniform.>>80585382>The senior-most maid would give Koakuma a bow of respect.Good night.>>80585255>Likewise, she didn't believe this moonlight fairy remembered an iota of what made a maid.Then I'll show you. You're lucky we've began regular schedule rehearsals for the trainees.>And so, she'd take the lead in removing her entourage from the premise.
>>80585382>>80585490>>80585545>A half-hearted nod was provided by the now indentured Luna as she eagerly went through the motions that would lead to eventual rest. >"I hope Star and Sunny won't be too bothered by my absence. Or they'll probably get themselves lost..."
>>80585415Who are the silver haired one with the bug net and the russian with helmet?I know the others.. cirno, sakuya, soundwave, me and car.
>>80585545>>80585576>We can retire here for tonight, I need to rest. Thank you and have a good night.
>>80585490>>80585545>>80585576Do not hesitate to summon me whenever my services might be of use again.I am bound to the mistress and her desires, but one must never decline the opportunity to stretch their wings.>Koakuma offered a smooth measured bow, her ruby eyes lingering on each of her visitors.I bid you a goodnight.>The little devil watched them depart, wondering if she should keep a closer eye on them in the future.>>80585637>>80585576>>80585545(Was feeling the same. It feels like a good stopping point. Thanks for the invite and the RP, I appreciate it.)
>>80585627>silver haired one with the bug netYabu, aka Idiotsarethinking>the russian with helmetThat's Mumbles, Cirno and Gordon's bestie and one of our most loved members who unfortunately died in the war
>>80585669Oh, I remember.. someone told me about mumbles in pisscord.. either mokou or aussa..I think.. they said he once played some Tarkov character or something.. and then he vanished like around the time the war began and never came back, right. I think he was very poor and lived in a very remote village.
>>80585687He self-doxxed that he lived in the urals he was the male lead for some HG rp during the COVID era. He was anti-putin.
>>80585687He played S.T.A.L.K.E.R. stuff and was from the Urals. He was even trying to leave the country before it all happened too...
>>80585705>>80585706Rest in peace, mumbles. I never knew you but you sound like a cool guy.
I just saw Mokou playing uma game. Mokou a honse tranner too, heh.He's totally typefucking Junko, ain't he.
>>80585637>>80585666>Good night, and thank you for seeing this through with me!
https://youtu.be/V_-fba2hBG4
>>80585742No sad nonsense!
>>80585742It's alright Pigposter... he's in a better place. All the pig flag edits weren't for naught...
>>80585712During the RP NPC fever, when everyone jumped on the trend of playing NPCs. Mumbles emerged as one of the first Russians from /brg/, running four Slav NPCs that were heavily involved in major RP arcs. At the height of the murder-hobo era, three were killed off leaving the generic mook who became popular for being the most fuckable. A love triangle with a Cirno against Yabu followed, spawning memes. He came before and heavily influenced Brazil/Gendy. His death marked the decline of the camp. He also fired a tank round point blank at Micah which caused him to seethe endlessly.
>>80585798>He also fired a tank round point blank at Micah which caused him to seethe endlessly.
I'm gonna be so pissed at campfags if he stopped showing up because he got turned in to the control metal and nobody ever inspected that shit to see if he was coming out of it yet or not
>>80586272If he's been silently lurking and waiting for 4 irl years for someone to do an RP storyline without ever saying anything, then I don't care how much people like him he goddamn deserves to be locked into his own autism like that.
>>80586272>>80586300If that was true that would be the absolute funniest thing that has ever happened in hg history but I doubt it
