haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80579026/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
>>80591107today i ate a cinnamon raisin bagel and as i was toasting it i thought “yummy the raisins will be sweet but not too sugary.”is this what being old feels like please help poss i am scared
does anyone know how to make friends when you arent interesting and you dont really do anything and you havent really done anything your entire life and you dont really know stuff about anything and you arent funny and you have anxiety and sometimes youre too depressed to function and you have anxiety and you dislike a lot of things that regular wellmeaning people enjoy to the point where its probably offputting to people because you cant hide your contempt for it and youre also a loser who isnt going anywhere in life and youre clingy does anyone know
>>80591174why do you want to make friends
>>80591174i forgot to call everyone that replied to my ever cried over a video game post with a tough guy response a liar (everyone)
>>80591220are you deliberately trying to antagonize posses who respond positively to you to stir up more reactions?
>>80591209im lonely and it doesnt feel nice>>80591220i havent cried over a video game before but its okay that you have is that a tough guy response
>>80591138i was here Sunday and bought 80 dollars worth of hunk food
>>80591151actually im depressed and lonely and think about killing myself multiple times a day thats what it looks like for me
>>80591237it sounds like being lonely isnt the only thing that doesn't feel nice and "having a friend" without figuring out other things like why you dislike a lot of things that regular wellmeaning people enjoy seems like a temporary solution to a long term problem do you think you could see yourself getting to know a person and finding out their interests and asking them about what they like and finding common ground to talk to stuff that you both enjoy?
>>80591242god i wish i could go there and do that too it sounds so fucking fun… so many food places i want to go…
>>80591277i could die happy experiencing an interaction with a poss like this once in my life...
>>80591174i asked this question in my teensi asked this question in my twentiesi asked this question in my thirtiesi asked this que
>>80591252we have so much in common
>>80591277we have a wawa now i can totally do this and i love tastycake kandykakes!
>>80591362oh wawa like the chain store in philladeplhpaw?
>>80591441yeah ive never been in one though so i wouldn't know how to order that sandwich
>>80591472i bet you could figure it out..
>>80591552ive never ordered food that isnt pre-made at a sheetz or qt or anything...
why yes hating myself is my biggest hobby
dobie boy (uncropped)
my biggest hobby is a video game that i dont even enjoy playing anymore followed by hating myself and then books and movies if i had to give a list and i like to take walks if that counts
>>80591635why?
i wanna suck boyfriend penis
>forget to check my bag before leaving this one time>it's the one time they actually forget somethingmy apple pie RAAAAAH
can you imagine how freaky old gay men will be in the near future
>>80591796never actually happens
sigh
>>80591796im bf btw
>>80591781it feels good when i make myself feel bad
getting breast implants as a guy
>>80591300i would be way nicer about it but this would be my reaction if you ordered wrong at one of the many little coffee places i go sometimes to pretend i have friends or a life. sadly i am not an ultimate symbol of pure sex like kitty there.>>80591362ive never been to one of those either and never had them i want to go so badly!!! i would get the bbq chicky sub too that sounds amazing!!!
getting a breast reduction as a guy
>>80591902that doesnt make any sense
>>80591742this would be extremely cute
>>80591915i decide what we do with your breasts as they are my property
i wish i was someones property
everyone talks about getting to know someoneno one talks about trying to get to know someone and having them not let you inyou could be in their arms and lonelier than youve ever been
>>80591929yeah well it is what it is bro what can i say something is wrong with my brain
>>80592025he is so rotund and yet beautiful
>>80592025i know how this feels but theyre in here so
wake up, first thing i do is text friendthey replyi replywe spend the whole day doing thisi text friend goodnight i wake up and text friend good morning and we talk all day and then we go to sleep and then wake up and talk and sleep and wake talk sleep wake talk sleepi feel like im a bad friend
pbf who sets up a chatbot for his autistic friend
do any of you like bob dylan
>>80592076boy friend
I wasn't supposed to work today because they changed my schedule without telling me but there was a ton of call ins and no shows today so they needed me but now I have tomorrow off and possibly saturday as well unless they tell me to come in and then take sunday offI'm just glad I have some time off but I wish it was warmer so I could change my oil cause I'm not entirely sure how much my truck still has in it and I'm scared to check>>80592076sounds like more than friends
>>80591174This thread
i asked if any of you like bob dylan
no not really
MAGIC THE GATHERING PLANESWALKER POSSIESITS ALMOST FUCKING TIMEWE FINNA GET LITTY IN LORWYN 2MRW
might get a second job for my findom
>>80592323can i play lorwyn online without playing spiderman at the same time i dont think i want to do that it triggers my autism
pbf who only allocates 5% of their day for you on a good day
>>80592343lorwyn prerelease (tomorrow bro!!!!) and drafts is 100% cards of the set only and you can do those irl at the lgs and online with mtgo/mtga/cockatricecant help you with standard or any other format, learning to ignore bad things is an art
>>80592392um i dont have any points to play drafts onlineummm furthermore ....what's irl?
>>80592125>>80592165no. we have expressed our mutual desire to be friends and only friendsi just feel like im too much but if i ever let up i feel like im not enough and might as well be nothing and i shouldnt even bother them anymore and we shouldnt be friends i really need to take notes in therapy because we discussed this for an hour and i remember nothing
*bob dylan voice*how does it yeeeen
>>80592459that's a shame
>>80592477i could never comprehend how some people live like this, and don't say depression because that's a cop out. clean up and you won't be as depressed.
>>80592493to be without a screenlike a rolling bean
>>80592459you'll both lose steam eventually
>>80592534how do i clean up
save himmmm
>>80592557throw away junk aka things that have no sentimental value, wipe everything down with at least a little soap or even lysol, organize your stuff, etc
>>80592534retard....
>>80592608>you dont le understand, it's a meeeemei dont care zoom zoom, clean up
>>80592459
Getting KFC
>>80592754what's good over there
>>80592630woah youre tough as nails bro
>>80592787I miss their popcorn chicken, but I'm getting a new thing on the menu called "Matty's Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl" which is basically poutine with nuggets. And also 2 biscuits, potato wedges, mashed potatoes with gravy, mac and cheese, mountain dew sweet lightning, and 2 drumsticks and a thigh.
>>80592630>zoom zoomi'm older than you....
>>80592708sometimes I say this to people I meet cause I don't want to expressly tell them I'm gay but then they pause for a second and it gets awkward cause it's pretty much fag signalling to say thathearing a dude say "my boyfriend" gives straightoids wiplash so hard and then it's forever awkward with themalso isn't that the bear sona nigga who sexted a minor lol
I just want to finish One Piece, then I think I might kill myself after.
>zoom zoommazdaposs....
>>80592831pretty sad if true, you should know better
the two posses that agree on something but are still fighting are funny, just kiss already.
>>80592858this is what i mean when i say retard............
>>80592842dont do that
>>80592842one piece of what?
>>80592827omg possssss they have the nashville mac n chee bowl back thank you for bringing this to my attention i will get one of them and the matty bowl mwah mwah mwah
>>80592836say "my husband" instead and make them drop dead on the spot
>>80592888>nashville mac n chee bowli don't know what that is
>>80592874i guess it is pretty stupid of me to have faith in you being a better person, my bad
>>80592904..........
>>80592904>does he know
mister sandmansend me a yeen
can't (anthro) distribution system
>>80592920>dont you le know this is 4chon?? we're all le badsure
>>80592946ok he doesn't.poss they were joking. it was a joke their room isn't like that it's a joke.
cat*why am i like this
if u cant cln up ur room then youre the retard legit
>>80592836i would have that exact problem. i solved it by not getting a bf. no idea who it is in the picture though sorry.
>>80592954duh? i never said or implied it was him, or anyone here. take a breather, friends. sit in a quiet space and meditate.
>>80592981????????
it hurts
>>80592877I have nothing else to live for.
>>80593016at least hold off for a couple more years, see where this shitty world goes and we can all experience it together
>>80592606im about to reach lvl99 in woodcutting i dont have time for that
>>80593041Everything is just so pointless and meaningless and not in a liberating way.
>>80592580he has enough money and friends to not need my help
>>80592534greed+lazyness
why are lions
>>80593122i hate happy people with friends and money that do things
>>80592708is this boof
>>80593169holy fuck this art is majestic
>>80593169kitty behavior
>rubs his feet all over your stuff while you're downstairs making pizzahehe
i produced 2 pints of diarrhea today. it filled the whole glass!
>>80592827nevermind, apparently I somehow ordered the Snack Box: Nuggets & Cheese Curds instead of Matty's Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl so I only got nugs and cheese curds
sending you to the stablesince you're being so foxy
>>80592894I can't we're not married yet>>80592970don't let peoples disdain for your faggotry keep you from having a gay faggot bf
>>80593344why is that one viral idgi
tonight i am gonna research how to have nice hair and what constitutes nice clothing
idk
>>80593334im so sorry poss...i got really excited to go but the reviews at my location are really really horrific
>>80593461food is good anyways
im defeated
https://youtu.be/-s4zRw16tMA?si=2WwjGupz2bjLKKtLdo posses like kraftwerk
>defeeted
crestfallen poss
>>80593579don't you dare go [to that kfc with the bad reviews]
>>80592521no it isnt>>80592544no we wont>>80592708no they arent
>>80593426going on a journey poss?
>>80592708i say "my partner" even though im straight cause i want to remain as ambiguous as possible in conversation
>>80593171hate will only poison your soul furtherit wont get you any of those things and it wont stop those that already have it from having it
trying to cancel my hate that permeates the place
>>80592708partner during the day, lover by nightDARKWIIING DUCK
I say "my partner" cause I'm somewhat of a cowboy
>>80593850howdy
i say significant other because i feel silly saying boyfriend/girlfriend as an adult
>>80593867get along little doggie
>>80593880sometimes i say significant figure instead of significant other. just a little science joke for u :)
i say fiancé because we're getting married at the end of the year...
i say nothing because i have no one
*takes an antacid to extinguish this infernal indigestion*
i say pbf because i have a pbf
>>80593625doesnt matter your friendship is a sham
>>80593961me literally every night
>>80593726kindness never got me any of those things
what hard liquor should i sip on tonight posses choice
>>80594104cheap brandy
>>80594104black rum
>>80594104platinum 7x
why hasn't the ugly tranny killed itself yet?
>new animal crossing update>still can't fuck the villagersWhat's the fucking point then
>>80594213what did i do to you
>>80594213ferks or smiley
>does the ceremonial dagger loosh extraction thing>feel a lot betteri know its madness but it helps a lot with my mood
>>80594260retard
we cud bee wolps
>>80594112first response gets it very possy choice i will definitely not regret this in the morning i went with a 7.99 bottle (glass) of something called Paul Masson>>80594136>>80594155good close contenders they didnt have platinum and the cheapest dark rum was more than the cheapest brandy so my fate has been sealed
>>80594260the trick is to use this in a productive way, like cleansing yourself spiritually by taking a shower or purging negative feelings by squeezing your muscles.
>>80594260if you've convinced yourself that it helps that means it actually does help
>>80593961take hcl instead andacids only make it worse
>>80594372whore exposing his armpits
chicken boiled
>>80594789are you going to manhandle it
>>80593674sometimes i see old straightoids say partner because they feel too old to say boyfriend and girlfriend
>>80594520i use the loosh to power my etheric body >>80594583>drink drain cleanerwait a minute are you tricking me again?
playing with my butt is the only exercise I get
>>80594817yeah
i pretty much only interact with people who hate fags and are often outspoken about it and it kind of makes me feel unhappy because I'm too sensitive
bibas getting manhandled
men getting bibahandled
>>80594926hcl stands for hydrochloric acid which is what your stomach acid isyou can buy it as a supplement to increase your stomach acid since it decreases as you get older which is what causes heart burn, digestion issues, etc
>>80594916oh i forgot one of the other reasons is because i grew up in a big city at a progressive school where everyone was supposed to be gay unless specified otherwise so its kinda programmed into my head that gendered terms are dangerous so i use neutrals like partner instead of specific terms like boyfriend or girlfriend
>>80595013i will just stop eating as much and increase my animal protein intake
>>80595036it's hard to believe that things like this are real. it sounds made up
why isn't it getting better
>>80595086if you dont have enough stomach acid you're not gonna be able to digest any protein, and if you're also taking antacids you're going to have a lot of pain
>>80595086make sure you're keeping plain water to a bare minimum to avoid flushing out nutrients. electrolytes are what do the actual hydrating and too much water will actually have the opposite effect.
>>80595092sorry if it sounds like that but that's how it was, i graduated hs in 2015 and my school had QSA (queer straight alliance) boards and feminist book club and event days where we all talked about our privilege and it really wasn't very pleasant and kinda made me loathe the whole thing
wooaahh hoooowoooaaaahhh hoooooosometimes you pee right through me
i'm the invisible trani'm the invisible tranincredible how you canpee right through me
>>80595130why not just eat more sodium and potassium salts?>>80595109i have enough acid i just get awful irritation whenever i eat gluten rich foods like canned chef boyardee ravioli or mcdonalds
>>80595227oh well that's something else thenbut you should still stop taking antacids since they do nothing except make things worse
*falls down and fucking dies*
>>80594965hot
>>80595147th*nk god i grew up in the South
>>80593206i have no idea its just a random fag>>80593353too late im 30 and completely alone and terrified of ever being with a man at all much less in public and will die with people thinking hm thats weird he never got married or anything he must have had something wrong with him>>80593625they were possmates…>>80593674that is a cute behavior and extremely possy too>>80593822admitting to being gay does feel somewhat dangerous…>>80593880wow that is the cutest poss ever look at how much tummy he has for kissing!!!
>>80595147i didn't mean to imply that you're lying just that I've never been to such a place outside of strawman fantasies that the boomers in my life invent in their minds to get mad at all it needs is a litterbox
>>80595416i think you've still got a chance
>>80595416there's no reason to admit to anyone that you're gay, or bilove who you love and if someone brings it up, tell them to go pound sand
>poss goes to a gay bathhouse
swashbuckler yeen bf
our posshouse is a very very very nice house
our posshousein the middle of our possstreet
>>80595605raccy keeps leaving chip bags all over the fucking floor it's gross
i'll give you a dollar if you can guess his name
>>80595630antler p. scutbert
patient zero
>>80595460i wish no one ever said this to me
he so possyhe so wossy
need more anthro ducks
>>80595706whatever happened to this artist?
whatever happened to mart
>>80595721kys
>>80595645do you take checks
gay little dog doing a gay little pose
>>80595706waking up the pbf be like
>>80595779hold on let me che
>>80595460thank you poss but im pretty sure that at this point its over for me. happy possum to hide the total desolate sadness i feel when i think about this too hard. plus i smell.>>80595533yeah but i wouldnt want to make my partner (boyfriend(husband)) stay in the closet thats evil
i abandoned the only friends who tolerated me the only ones i managed to make after a decade of social suffering filtering them out all in vain because i have a mental illness yippie!
>>80595795there is no closet, just as there is no spoon
>>80595813i know the closet is real because its dark in here and stuff
who the fuck is femboyfying the wolp boys
>>80595839imagine actually getting together woth your pbf haha couldn't be me
>>80595899wish they would do it to me
nerds
ybf who gets neck reduction surgery
>>80595935yak boyfriend?
>>80595899someone with fucking taste (i like the original kind though and picture myself as one btw im still excited for the chicken soup later)>>80595907hahaha yeah not me either i could never find happiness or love this late in life how pathetic just think like holy shit
>>80595899it was a victimless crime
>>80595971yote boyfriend
>>80595971>>80596001you are both very, very stupid
feels like every day its getting slightly harder for me to form coherent sentencesused to think it was just because my english is getting rusty but then i realized im having trouble trying to put my thoughts into words even in my native tongue
>>80596021:(
>>80596021rude
>>80596045language is a spook anyway
>>80596055he looks like he's going to bully me and not for secret sexual reasons but because he's truly evil
stop putting pain in my brain
>>80596123*beams gay thoughts into your brain*
>>80596249that's almost what you were already doing
>>80595804faggot
>>80596107he looks like he's been hit in the head with some sort of rock
>>80596389
>>80595996oh my fucking god
im fucking losing it
pbf who screams exactly like stan smith applying ointment whenever he cums
is audio porn a thing is furry audio porn a thing
>>80596720>is audio porn a thingyeah>is furry audio porn a thingprobably
>>80596720yes to both https://gwasi.com/
>>80596720https://e621.net/posts/4257430
>>80596504what's up
>>80596055i was making this exact face listening to my barber while getting my hair cut earlier today. i was looking at him in the mirror when he was talking, but then every now and then i'd glance at myself and i always looked exactly like this poss
Holay molay
kfc poss i just had the new poutine it was good i was scared they wouldn't give me enough gravy bit they did relief washed over me in an awesome wave the fries get soggy fast um and the cheese thingies were better than i thought they'd be 4.4/5the spicy mac and cheese 4.6/5 the spicy sauce is just seasoning suspended in oil so if they dont mix it properly it makes it inedibly salty so be carefuli would get both again and alternate bites again ok thank you
>>80596988fat fuck
>>80594032wtf why?
>>80597002i'll go belly to belly with you any day of the week pal
i had the Nashville mac and cheese bowl once and it was gross
i hate being
i don't like to eat meat with bones in it because it is gross not because it's a cooked animal corpse that's fine it's just the fact of having hard pieces you have to eat around is gross and it almost always involves having to use your hands and they get dirty which makes me want to hang myself and cryluckily somebody invented chickens that don't have any bones in their breasts
Another day where I’ve been drunk as fuck and not sure what I didHangxiety is the worst
>>80597351try sucking the bones
>>80597438i wish i was a cute troll girl
wore mini skirt outside todayalways wondered how women do it without it riding upit immediately rode up
>>80597523did anyone see you being a faggot?
is jjk 3 good or what
>>80597367just remember that if you did it drunk it doesnt matterthe only thing that matters is the consequences, and if there arent any then you're all good
>you're done>YOU'RE DONE
nobody likes me
>>80597541The consequences of telling a friend that I’ll blow him up if he loose a push up contest are not that great possy....(thanks god i am great at push ups)
>>80597570you're nothing who are you in 1972 i walked martykins up on stage who the fuck are you
>>80597537idk check back in like 6 years when its donei hate anime for this reason, finished shibuya and immediately had to read the entire manga and started following weekly from shinjukuimagine if someone finished shibuya and then just had to wait years only to get a little bit and wait more years
>>80597536i always look like a faggot so this is nothing new
>>80597570so pretty
>>80593535this is just feeted
>>80597575poss can i tell you something?
>>80597829monitoring this situation
>>80597878mart is always scheming
>>80596988i love this post 5/5 to this post ilu
>>80597537yeah it's gonna be sick
oh no i ruined the days caloric intake again
>>80597928me too….. haha ….
>>80597878look at how poss has his hand on his waist... it's so sensual
>>80597890mustelid behaviour>>80597967someone once said this to me....
>>80597967he is a very cute fruity poss
>>80597890mart is always screaming
>>80598042his teeth are so much better than mine
>>80598023pretty sure it was me i just say the same things over and over again
>>80598032cutie fruitys such a fruity cutie
>>80597523staring at ui bet sparkly purple nail polish would look good
>>80598069i dunno about that unless you're actively within kissing range of me
crazy that one of the best Front 242 albums isn't even on spotiftywhat do I even renew my premium for
>>80598185It's about to go up in price too. I'm about to go back to mp3 hoarding.
does this to you
people actually pay for spotify?
i live in hell
>>80598224people love paying for things
>>80598185me but with joanna newsom
>>80598224i dont like how they keep track of everything you listen to, how many times, etcraises a red flag for me
im fricking winning
>>80598279bbcposs
>>80598315big boycock...
>>80598257pay me poss like one of your american multibillion dollar company
i want to tease a cute boys little weewee
>>80598275then the nazis came for the faggy music fans, and there was nobody left to speak for me...
>>80598085a cute fruit poss bf would be sweeter than even a literal fruit i presume
>>80598206i can just listen to it on youtube it's no big deal>>80598260dunno who that is>>80598224am i supposed to not?i mainly use it on my phone for when I'm driving to and from work
They're gonna find out I've been listening to ZØMB and femtanyl while at the gym and arrest me for gayboy crimes....
you're supposed to be super insufferable and push your autistic sexless piracy habits on everybody you meet
people will use subpar services then pay for better servicesthis is unfortunately becoming common in the usa
they're gonna find out i've been listening to cabaret voltaire and kraftwerk while robotripping
>>80598348um poss that sounds kinda yo
if i worked all day on the job site only for my lame pbf to be eating robitussin id beat the shit out of him with a bar of soap in a sock
>>80598459like yoyos i also want to tease bridget and smell his hair
>>80598476it's nice to feel more disconnected than usual
>>80598496um poss please don't misgender her
sex and violence
why don't you disconnect from that tik tok son
>>80598244whats it like there
>>80598532the vibes are not good
>>80598526you can't swipe it son
son i say son put down that tik tok and go bik bok to some hens like a real cock
>>80598510sorry im not up to date strive i only know x2 stuff
>>80598581it's okay
>>80598389just play the radio
>buy vhf transceiver>get close to an airport>tune into the tower frequency>key up the mic and rip a massive fart
though i would also wanto tease a tall stud with a little weewee i just want to tease them all i wish i had unlimited access to boys
>>80598506you should get a job too
>>80598633radio badit's like 90 percent country pop around hereI have a few cds from when I bought those but I've listened to them too many times
>>80598655I have one sadly :(
>>80598634That reminds me of thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/Qxm6WVIWjIQ?si=4B8nCis_TSJD8q8E
>>80598693good job goy
i wish my job took half as long and paid twice as much
no i am not cheesed to meet you, stop asking
>>80598715are you feta up?
i don't think i'll ever get a job again due to my long gap in employment
>>80598569good post
none of the gooners on my spicy discord are responding to me
i think i've lost my ability to discordeither the server is too small and slow to talk in or too big and active and i dont feel like talking and getting to know all these strange names and faceswhat am i supposed to do now i cant make friends anymore am i just alone for the rest of my life
i want more alcy i want pbf i want cuddles i want headpats grrrrrr
>>80599017umm make friends here?
>>80599048no this is my safe space where i bitch and moan about my lifeif i make friends here then i cant do that anymore because people might recognize me and judge me
>>80598704what do you do with your time
>>80598806atleast you were employed before, i never had a job once and i think at this rate ill never will
>>80599048lol
>>80599083I work hard every day, and sometimes every night too. I love working. Let's all work hard to make America great again!
pbf who's really into shareholder value
i'm into sharing with and holding those whom i value
>>80599132are you ashamed to answer honestly?
>>80599163what kind of holdare you like the big spoon or the little spoon or is it a front to front sort of thingarms around the back, around my head, around my arms?? we need details poss
>>80599132it's not april 1st
>>80599172Are you ashamed of not having given your best for America? I sincerely hope you volunteered to join ICE!
>>80599188manji-gatame
>>80599258:(
>>80598114im still wearing the purple polish possnow quit starin at me with them big ol eyes
poss gets to wear skirts and sparkly nail poland and i don't...
poss gets to be cat called and i don't
nail poland
yeah that's what i said
>>80599257so yes?
>>80599329you're such a dreamboat
>>80599405Good!Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!
>>80599329this possum looks like he makes zach hadel goblin noises
>>80599520i love that guy. i bet he reads this thread
>>80599536i love goblins too
goblins are disgusting
>>80599455mindbroken by the job question
>>80599592what about when they've got cool cocks
>>80599387nail poland is where nail polish people come from
>>80599597Visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not!
>>80599674You know what? I think you're right. We all need to do our part and make amaerica great again,.
>>80599453dreamboat....https://youtu.be/hyg5um6O79oidk about that but i sure do love myself
got pbell volcano quesorito is just alrighti prefer cheesy double beef sub potatoes add steak and chipotle get it grilled which is like 3 bucks cheaper too (i also bought that and got a free cheesy gordita crunch) but i needed to try it once
what's the lower limit for sex drive before somebody is an asexual abuser and you need to escape? is once a week often enough or could an asexual fake that in order to seem more like a human?
>>80599674how many neetbux a month do you get, ferks?
i'm in DESPAIR
>>80599810>volcano quesoritothanks for letting me know that's a thing
>>80599976your pbf is supposed to fuck you once a week? i got tricked
>>80599714We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought collect data to promote national labor wellbeing and enforce CITIZEN-ONLY UNIONS!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination!WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought invoke Title 42 to declare a public health emergency!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should be helping other agencies to filter benefits and keep illegals out of public benefits!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP!Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!>>80599979COMMIES LOST /haha/COMMIES LOST /haha/
ferks gives off chill pedo vibes like he lowkey is attracted to children but he took responsibility and got therapy to control his urges and would never hurt anyone, i respect that
here comes the meltie!
>conversion therapy works on pedophiles and they should do it for the good of the community>but it would NEVER EVER work on faggots that's COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
faggots are just victims of pedophiles so it should work the same amirate
>>80600136>ferks>therapy
very real looking posts
sending trump and bovino the video of ferks barking in a leather dog mask while pissing in a boot or whatever with candlewax on his balls
I think guys like us had better get with the program quick before the program gets with us.
>>80600200Your desire for men to violate you is a twisted and misplaced desire for the father figure you never had.
(hi im the program)
part of why i won't come out is because i am so ugly, cringe, and mentally retarded that it would make all gays look bad. people would say wow that sure is a pathetic retard. i guess that's just typical for queers like him though. so really I'm taking one for the team and you should thank me
>>80600228Thank you Ferks, very cool!
>>80600301prove that youre ugly
>>80600261>says the pedophilekys pedophile
>>80600385
>>80600301coming out will make you less ugly, your cringe cute, and your mental retardation something you can bond with other queers over
>>80600437...ewww like, guys, can we stab this golem to death?
>>80600301Atleast you got a huge dick, right?
making what you do with your dick into your whole identity will do the exact opposite of that but keep leading the sped on i guess lol
>>80600223its all just bots now. i dont know why i even use the internet anymore
>>80600485micro penis energy
>>80600465averagedepending on how hard people are coping when they say 5-6 inches is average which i suspect is very hard
>>80600500to find new poss pics?
i find it hard to believe that anybody masturbated during the song dynasty. are there any primary sources that unambiguously prove that masturbation was practiced in that time and region, or is it all revisionism?
>>80600580i know of another website that isnt completely pozzed by trannies its fine
completely possed by trannies
sup dumbass *rapes you*
men with small penises should kill themselves before anybody's time gets wasted
>>80600603>this website sucks>this place is pozzed by trannies >but i need to keep posting here
>>80600523So, if i understand correctly, you have a tiny 5 inch clitty and you think it's average copium, you little weenie boy. I bet you still have phimosis and can only jack off with two fingers. I want to suck your tiny little friend with just my tongue, because i know he won't even reach my throat, you little cutie
sup faggot *slaps you with my huge 2.8 inch flaccid tranny penis*
>>80600734i think people who think certain other people should kill themselves should kill themselves
>>80600776this is the only furry chat place that i know of so im stuck here
you guys need a bag to stuff all your dick fixations
>>80600603you're not making sense
>>80600889then quit your bitching
>>80600909its a normal place but there arent any furries there so they would hate me for posting art there >>80600911this place is a shithole so i will proceed to shit on it
>>80600938you are the reason why
men with small penises please call me before you kill yourself so atleast your weewee wont go to waste
I was gonna post this somewhere on /ck/ but I thought you guys might appreciate it more. Homemade 3 cheese pizza with pepperoni, garlic, onions, various herbs, and truffle marinara sauce. Have a lovely night.
>>80600960>>80600897
>>80600968BLANCHED
>>80600897you're a bag
>>80600968but you said chorizo why did you lie
>>80600968looks good possie
Oh and heres a closeup, I did a no rise thin crust because I'm lazy and didn't want to wait 2 hours.
>>80600972i need a huge above average bag for a bunchalots of cute little weewees
water after 3 hours of edging in a hot room tastes good as fuck
>>80600968look at this fatcat with the tasty pizzer and the kitchenaid mixer
goes to florida, complains about a broken back, gets 500 oxytocin pills, and then drives back across the country
>>80600884but you just did that.... that means..........
>>80601213now you get it....
there are at least 3 more haha threads after this one, beyond that i am not certain.