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I recently listened to a psychologist who said that the best way to deal with porn addiction is to start a relationship with a similarly perverse and porn-addicted girl so that you can watch porn together and, as he put it, "be friends with your bodies."For some reason, I immediately thought of our Femanon. Femanoncore?
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ただいま~
I recently listened to a pothead who said that the best way to deal with weed addiction is to start a relationship with a similarly tree hugger stoner so that you can smoke a blunt together and, as he put it, "WAZZUUUUUP."
Hello /erp/ I would like to roleplay as one of these girls and my partner would be the other one. Both of us are straight and it's not yuri, but we're bffs. The roleplay I want is just our day to day in our thicc bods. Guys in the rp would be handled by us if we even want to have a few of them in the background. I'm open to ideas and suggestions if they're interesting.
>>80593979Lapis?
>>80593979Hell yeahI think my ideal sexual fantasy is a chill house party with everyone smoking, drinking and boning
>>80593985Two girls slutting it up like that is super sexy but you will have better luck in gywb
>>80593515Oh, well, I myself am not particularly adept at dating advice but... -ahem- Perhaps your current, starstruck approach is more off putting than you realize? And, although her methods may seem, questionable, Rouge's approach might has some effect....At least her outfit sure seems to attract attention from certain parties. >Admittedly, it certainly didn't seem like good advice for getting the blue blur to look her way. She might get a quick glance as he speeds by, but otherwise, it might not change his mind. Blaze was more or less trying any excuse to draw her away from that pesky hedgehog, or at the very least, maybe catch her in a more revealing outfit.I'm sure there are many other ways you could change your approach. You could maybe try something more, fiery and passionate? I have a little bit of experience there at least.>It seemed like such a hopeless effort to steer Amy away from the blue hero, much as it seemed hopeless for her to catch said hero. Sonic should clearly see how lucky he is to have such a girl faun over him as Amy does. Oh how the princess wishes she could be in his place, to see from afar such a perfect person as Amy do everything in her power to be closer to her. Unlike Sonic, the cat would not hesitate to accept all the love Amy was willing to give. Perhaps she should take her own advice, change her approach, be more direct. Blaze could show her first hand how much better she'd be off if she just.... No! That's ridiculous. The princess could never stoop so low, especially not to one of her closest friends. Oh, but Amy could be royalty though, surely she would love it!... Blaze's urges were slowly becoming harder and harder to control, the heat radiating through her body. Though luckily she was still able to keep her rod hidden even with Amy facing directly at her. How long would that last though?
>>80594056Why do you keep advertising that thread here? Same with dft.
>>80594056Hot artist but please don't hang truck nuts from women's nipples. That's disturbing.
>>80594235They shouldnt have those tits if they didnt want them to get abused
>>80593697Amazon seshie!
A common abuser tactic is to say something insanely awful, then criticize the victim for being too sensitive.When that happens, the victim needs to set a clear boundary that the abuser has gone too far.Otherwise, it will happen again, and worse.
>>80594379Gropable and rapeable.
>>80594455That is a true statement. Very cool. If this was something like a personality test, and I had to pick a number between 5 for "agree" and 1 for "disagree," I would pick 5.
>>80593697My deranged fuckass wife.
PUDDINGU-chan! One Piece couples are pretty hot in general too.
>>80593697TsnTsn x Jerk.
Lemon, Powerdrill, Jackal... I really can't choose, everything sounds so nice
>>80594745Lemon is a very cute name, probably the one I would suggest, but up to you of course! Also it’s not that big a deal but there’s an old Ava who went by the name Jackal, just fyi
>>80594783Thank you for your analytic Lapis, I believe that I'll choose Lemon if Reze won't insist on something else
>>80594745If you're trying to make a name for a stalker, keep in mind that in the real military and combat groups, nicknames usually come from specific deeds or embarrassing stories. So if you like the humor of making up something embarrassing to suit a nickname, that works. "Badass" names usually only sprout up because of things like organization names.
isha-eirin.
>>80594836Yep, that was the main idea behind my original two nicknames for this stalker character.I won't spoil the stories behind them though, I'll reveal them only during session
>>80594937I'll chose to believe that he tried to fuck a lemon out of lack of real girls.
>>80594969must've been a freedomer in that case.
Silly bitches got their names mixed up…
>>80594969Or that it looks like you squeezed a lemon in his mouth when he's in the vinegar strokes? You know it's called vinegar strokes because when you're about to cum it looks like someone poured some sour vinegar in your mouth? >>80594783I'm partial to Scott Wells but there's not a lot of good content on him
Comfy thread.
>>80594969I think that dead muties (fleshes in particular) are more fit for this>>80595001Freedomers definitely have real female whores after they became the biggest traders in the zone. Probably ward, or duty since they're not doing well nowadays
>>80595001>>80595025>>80595069Too late, it's slotted into my mind. Notable stalker gets called a fruit cause he tried to fuck it
LURKERS???
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>>80595713You think it works like Newton's cradle?
>>80595655hello, anon. Every new day is a new opportunity to ERP.
>>80595655ZZZ n lurk.
>>80593985Did you want to do it with these two specifically, or with a pair like them?
>>80595678Thaaaaank you, P-chan~! Today actually went by pretty fast, luckily for me! Woah, and even the super duper rare smile from you, too! Lemme guess, I brightened up your day /that/ much just by showin' up, didn't I!?
>>80594745Hopping in while I get loaded and I just wanna say:Jackal is derogatory in a way that invites intrigue. What did he do to earn such a name? Is he a sole survivor of a horrific mission gone wrong? Has he evaded multiple kill squads sent to exterminate him? Thinking of colloquialisms that only other stalkers would use, Jackal is very very cool to me. If you pick that or Coyote, I will adore your character.Have to run ttyl i listened to a Stalker podcast on lore earlier and will listen to more PLEASE look up jittsu art I love their style bye
>>80594083You really think so? I would think that boys would love being swarmed with groupies. Especially if they're cool. Rouge is kind of a charmer when it comes to convincing people. I'm not even sure if I could pull off what she does. Not without some help at least...>She grumbles under her breath. Clearly annoyed by her wily methods and interrogation. There's no ill will between the two but the way she flaunts herself in such a way got on her nerves from time to time. Even if Rouge was generously buxom, Amy wasn't one to be scoffed at in terms of girly beauty. I mean have you seen her 3 arcs of hair? Any man would fall for that! Oh yeah, and her flowy pink dress and cute figure is fine too, I guess.Don't I already have that approach? I make sure to find him every night in case he needed someone to hold and kiss when he goes to sleep. Its the bedrock of any healthy and functional relationship. I think...>Elbows remained planted on the table's surface, her big head resting in her palms as she looks at Blaze's red jewel on her forehead. She may be boy crazy and desperately in love with Sonic but she does care for her friends if they ever needed anything from her. Always looking to protect and uplift the needy and vulnerable with her winded-up, blunt temper.Say, Blaze. I've wondered, you always come off as a highly capable diplomat with everything to lose. Which leads me to sometimes think, do you ever relax when you're at peace? I don't see you as often from before as you're off doing something important and dangerous. I wanna ask if->She leans in and lays her palms flat on the table.Are you interested in going out? You know. A one-on-one outing for us to see and connect deeper so we can be knit-close as BFFs!Amy asks with a big ol' happy grin on her face.(Sorry for the gap. I got burned and had to patch myself up in the meantime. Should be fine if I stay in bed belly down.)
>>80595730Oh you know they do, those bigass hard fake tits~Double I’m fucking HORNY, you should help me in some way….
>>80595844Woah. Sounds like you're in a sticky situation.>just got an impossible captcha where the picture for what I had to look for didn't load>picked the one image that had a unique shapeIt gives you hints and it's supposed to stop bots?
>>80595798I take it back. The smile especially. It's even gone now as proof.Glad your day was alright though, and yes, it is nice to see you.
>>80595928woah, wifey. >stands behind her
>>80595928Eeeehhh!? No way, that's too cruel! Bring it back! Or, wait, maybe this is one of /those/ deals? Like, "The only way I'll ever smile again is if you kiss me in bed while we're holding hands and cuddling for 20 hours straight" sorta things...Yeah, that sounds /exactly/ like somethin' you'd ask for!And it's nice to see you too~! Always glad that my presence can help make your day better, you sweetheart! Especially since the likewise is also true!
>>80595926I’m horny but stuck at work, but it’s one of those situations where I can’t move ahead til someone else does their thing so I’m just BOREDOnce you defeat the robots, you wanna fuck my mouth or something?
>>80595794It doesn't have to be exactly those two but I prefer having pictures for us to use in the roleplay.
>>80595975Woah, it's you.>Moves a few steps away.>>80595979Let me think about it. Hm.....No. Nah that doesn't sound like me, you'd hate it if I smiled too much anyway, it'd ruin my scowl. But thank you, it's nice of you to say that. You're an uplifting spirit, same as most people here.
>>80596114don't run. >stands closer, invading your personal space. wah scent....
>>80593697This tonight.
How's it going?
>>80596114Would I...? Hmm, maybe I would! After all, now that I /know/ that you can smile for me, it feels like I gotta work super hard so that I can earn each and every smile you make from now on!!! Keheheh...I uplift you that much, huh? Yeah, you definitely seem like you get lifted up a /bunch/ when I fluster you...So cute!!!
>>80596010Having breeding sex with Julie Powers in her cafe worker apron...
>>80596010Well, since you're being so needy, I could consider it
>>80596212>Breeding sex Uh, yeah, fat chance dude. Apron sex sounds fun, but you gotta either wear a condom or stick it in my ass. >>80596232It’s either that or take my chances at the local gloryhole…
would you risk it all for unprotected sex with her?
>Wha>Gives the very gentle beautiful lady a small hug. I feel it's not fair to you each time we meet. You're being very warm to me.>Curious ass anonLilith is another example. I saw that Samus butt before it went poof.
>>80596061Okay sure. Do you want to do it here or can you give me a disc?
>>80596263You're telling me that's not the pitch?
Give it to him. Tonight.
>>80596337It could be…though I was kinda thinking it’d be nice to have a big strong (or fat…or old) guy gently hold my ponytail and use my head like a plunger to extract a huge frothy load outta some big saggy overloaded balls….~
>>80596143>Steps away again.Either put on a pretty face or get smacked. I don't let just anybody sniff.>>80596177Somehow I felt that you'd feel that way. Well, keep trying cause they're not going to be frequent. But you'd probably enjoy that either way. Do your best I guess?And shuddup. No talking about how much I am or am not lifted.>>80596328Without a second thought I'd be kneeling for her.>>80596329You're not unfair, being nice is just something to do. You're a nice, friendly person Caggy. People can like you for that just for that.
>>80595825 (I wonder if that's four different guys with their own girl, or if one lucky guy is getting the chance to knock all four of them up...)I'm sure most boys would, although, as I'm sure you're well aware, Sonic isn't most boys. As for Rouge, there's probably some benefits to the way she, well, conducts herself. I don't think it would be too difficult to emulate her style. If not Rouge then, perhaps another friend has the answer? However...Even then it may still be impossible to convince him to settle down regardless. >Blaze mind started to wander a little, now picturing at Amy might look like were she wearing Rouge's outfit. an imagine which only further perpetuated her growing issue. Even in her current attire, Amy was a wonderful sight in the cat's eyes. Even if Rouge was always be bigger, the hedgehog's bust was still perfect to Blaze, though perhaps it could be slightly bigger. That lovely pink dress was also incredible, especially her skirt which was so short, one could almost see Amy's plump rear hiding underneath. Blaze was barely even paying attention while she yammered on about relationships again. All the heat was really starting to get to Blaze's head, clouding her mind, leading her to almost blankly stare at Amy, her minds swimming with countless impure thoughts about the hedgehog. All of Amy's thoughts over her hero had been purely romantic so far, meanwhile the princess, who had certainly desired a romantic relationship with her beloved friend, could only think of various ways to fuck her brains out. Part of her was still paying somewhat attention, at least enough to form some kind of answer.It is...difficult for a princess such as me to relax sometimes. Most people in my world know to just leave me to my own devices.>All of the suddenly, Blaze had snapped back to her senses upon hearing Amy's initial questionAh, g-go out? Us? I would, love to!.... As..... as friends, of course, hah, BFFs!(1/2)(Oh dear, it wasn't me, I swear!)
>>80596335Will it work and be fun? I don't know so I want to try it here for a bit first and see.
>>80596439okay lemme find a fac->Without a second thought I'd be kneeling for her.....should....should i come back later or....?
>>80595825>>80596474>Unfortunately, this made things far worse, as now the princess was more frustrated than ever, even if she did not outwardly show it. How could Amy just tease her like this? Did she actually realize Blaze's crush on her and was doing it on purpose? Surely not, but even knowing that wouldn't help her situation. For a split second, those lewd thoughts had faded, only to come rushing back, now even worse than before. The princess was ever so close to the edge, all it would take is one mere push.(2/2)
>>80596422Hmmm, I'm feeling too tranquil. I could consider being blown as I lounge, if you write the starter.
>>80596439へー...? That so...? Not gonna be frequent, huuuuh...? So they're still gonna happen, in other words~? Keheheh, that's all I needed to hear! Better believe I'm gonna do my best to get each and every smile out of ya, and /then/ I'll make sure to keep a record of all of 'em since they're so precious! And fiiiiiine, no talkin' about it...Guess I won't need to when I can feel it when I rub our cheeks together, though, riiiiight?
>>80593985Holy shit, thicc anime girls are real?!
>>80596480Honestly I would like it more elsewhere so its all like calmer and that, sorry. But its a super hot idea so if you dont wanna then I hope you get to play it.>>80596591JAV Hogs
>>80596474Blaze futanari... So keyed.>>80596328This is the OG version of the "would you fuck Angel even if you died?" question.
>>80596675I mean are you going to post a tag? It's been forever since I used mine. Either way, thank you for the nice words.>>80596591Maybe they are.
>>80596510(Greedy bitch, you’re just lucky I’m so cockhungry rn…and I owe ya one for yesterday) >After clocking out, still carrying the scent of coffee and sweetener on her hair and body, Julie heads directly to the local gloryhole—the nice one, attached to the nearby branch of the public library! A perfectly wholesome place for Canadian citizens to get sucked silly in a calm and clean environment! Julie stacks two of the provided bean bag chairs on top of each other and ties her hair up in a particularly high and tight ponytail, awaiting the arrival of some fresh, publicly provided peenmeat. Luckily, it’s only a minute or so before one arrives—the overworked barista cracking her knuckles and licking her lips, dark eyes sparkling with excitement as a real fat, tasty lookin motherfucker slides through the padded hole and loudly smacks against the wall below. Oh H*LL f*ckin yesss! Finally, some quality shlong….hope you’ve got stamina, f*ckboy…~>She sniggers, perched on her hands and knees upon the beanbag stack, her ponytail and hoop earrings gently swaying as she pops the pronounced crown into her mouth and moans with approval of his taste, tongue circling round his glans and over his p-slit, working out the tension held in her pepetual bitchface through the stretching and churning of all the muscles in her face as she services the stranger’s delicious prick!
