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>>80598700Not you
>>80598924
cool thread
>>805989688
>>80598650>EvensI leave the village alone.>OddsI kill everyone.
Hunger GamesFirst 24Wacky racers edition
>>80599309Alpha1918
>>80599309Doctor Dred
>>80599309M12 Light Reconnaissance Vehicle
>>80599309Beast
>>80599309Purrukura Ferrini
>>80599309Ylana Skyfire
>>80599309Hiro
>>80599309Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80599309Sunny
>>80599309Courier Six
>>80599309Mills Lane
>>80599309Sumireko Usami
>>80599309Damn...
>>80599309Grimlock
>>8059945615/24
>>80599309Lizzie
>>80599309Ultimate Cake Eater of the Universe
>>80599309Gendarme Recon
>>80599309Manhattan Cafe
>>80599309Max Verstappen
>>80599179>>80599331(MRN #3) Huh. Tough crowd I guess... ... so what's the caliber on that there gun, Javelin? >Marine Uno just rolled her eyes at the private's attempts at getting the destroyer to warm up to them, the lady focused as ever on her little mission here with the five-man group, surprise soon evident on her features. (MRN #1) Wait, you know that thing? >Seems like it, the NCO listening with her men as the Veteran recounted their encounter with the giant dog. (MRN #2) Damn bro, I'm sorry to hear that crap. (MRN #1) We've had a number of multiple encounters with R0V3R, Rover, ourselves. Thankfully nobody got injured or died but there's been some close calls from what we've heard. >They had little clue that ONI was trying to tame the beast for that matter to questionable effect as of now...
>>8059953020/244 slots remaining. Load up the filler.
>>80599588RAWR
>>80599309Funnel Cakes Rule!
>>80599588Eric after grandma fell down the stairs
>>80599309Catapult CPLT-C1
>>80599309Harley
>>80599588Ellis
Alright. I think this is us. How are we looking folks?
>>80599309Bowsette
>>80599687golden
>>80599456>>80599687>>80599695Grimlock let dragon lady in.
>>80599354>>80599707>>80599687>Swap the space Jeep out to keep Grimlock in please.
>>80599687"Got to go fast."
>>80599738Alright, all set. Simming now.Bowsette and Grim are in, space jeep out.
>>80599687I ain't too fond of clowns. But she ain't a zombie, hey Miss clown! Nice ride ya got right there!
The race is on! But this is no simple lap around the track. No no! The checkered flag doesn't end this vicious little derby, but the funeral bells might!
*slaps my fat belly* mmfff ohh
>>80599687>>80599829START YOUR ENGINES!
And here they come! The first lap is nearing its completion. Seems alot of racers didn't manage to make it this far though.Ellis for one is doing his best Possum on the road impression, tire tracks and all.Watch out folks! Courier Six is going the wildcard route this run it seems.Good luck pulling over Mokou boys, she's not one to come quietly.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGGr5LIshk
>>80599879Oops... Sorry Ellis!
Due to budget cuts, this part of the track wasn't finished in time. Do we let that stop us? No way! No matter where the ball lands, we play through!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZXKCiUMRlc
>>80599829>They are people he knows.>>80599879>Seeing how Grim IS his vehicle, he is now a triple changer.
>kosaku gets his subpar words words words erp slightly criticized by someone with a face a single time>proceeds to crash outWhy did anyone ever respect this gigabitchfucking hell every internet tough guy persona always hides the fragility of tissue paper behind it
>>80599943People who asked or care:
>>80599829>Nice>>80599879>Could be worse>>80599932>Not nice
My god, is that.. Sumireko is multitrack drifting. Be honest though, how much of that was driving and how much was mind powers?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_RteGnjGF8
>>80599829SAY WHAT?!That ain't right! Guess I gotta go fast! Or maybe ghost drive, like me N' Keith used'ta do!>>80599879HEY! OVAH 'ERE! I NEED'A RIDE! WAIT YA GOIN' TO FAS-!https://youtu.be/KBgqxbQcg8g?si=1Rf80LXEHMm8lQlQ
>>80599932Ow...>>80599943Okay, you are really blowing this way out of proportion.
>>80599943Crosslink it for me brudduh
>>80599943>fucking hell every internet tough guy persona always hides the fragility of tissue paper behind itWhat a surprise.
>>80599932>How? He's the biggest thing here!>>80599963Grimlock no need to power down.
Well done Mokou. Most people would die with the shame, but you'll be living with it soon.And there goes Sumi. Stuck between big iron and a hard place.
>>80599943It's just amusing to me seeing him present himself as the ultimate badass who doesn't give no fucks to the thread for years then he ends up having nuclear meltdowns over people not liking the forced horse memes and having a mental breakdown with existentialism and almost going full tranny suicide mode. Now he's regressed to depressed coomer number five trillion and touching him has to be with gloves and calipers or else you'll wound his ego lol.
>>80600000
>>80600000Raw savagery and brutal intent is no match for a well trained guard there Grimlock. Seems you'll be powering down against your will.>Nice numbers though.
>(Apologies, I'm beginning to fade.)>>80599551My primary armaments consist of a two-by-three battery of the QF 4.7inch Gun Mark. XII... Kai. They expand to their full diametre upon exit of the barrels.>>80599331>A few details from the guards' recollection jostled the memories of Javelin for different reasons.Are you talking about the time Janus accompanied you? The one that brought those queer prisoners... It was the commotion of the fleet for a time.
>>80599890
>>80599995>>80600017He stopped a pedophile you didn't.
>>80600032>Killed by ones he use to call friends.>That is the tragedy of his life.
Sorry Pulchra, pit stop is just about full!If only criminals accepted VISA, we might still have Lizzie in this one.
I blame the chainmail for weighing him down, but who's to say now. We hardly knew ya beast.
I guess the recon vehicle wasn't quite good enough? A humbler soldier would still be kicking.Killed by his own air bag, one can only think of a single sorrowful exclamation to go with such irony.
>>80599829"This is the right stuff, right?">>80599879"You take gold?">>80599932>>80599953>Through copious usage of duct tape, the guard was capable of using the momentum of his ride to turn it into a deadly addition to his charge!"Whoa, that one was just a kid...">For good and ill. He felt pretty bad about the turn of events, but what could you do in a free-for-all?>>80599963>>80600004>Believe it or not, he lost more time in the traffic jam, then he did getting sent back to the past!>>80600064"Damn straight.">>80600085"Cats always land on their legs, no?"
>>80599975Blowing things out of proportion is what Anon does best.
>>80600085BEAST NOOOOI
>WNS>Courier Six>Mills>Cake Eater
>>80600053He destroyed a guy for explicitly personally offending him because it was within his ability*Literal second thing he did in ERP was play with Lapis, the top pedo there who's been shit on for years for explicitly writing children and portraying children. Not 500 year old lolis, not everything is 18 despite looks clause, but actual underages with listed numbers in your face.Because kosaku is not only a puss puss but a hypocrite.
>>80600004>Just when I had finished my crab hunt, too...
>>80600137>Let's see if Six can win it?
>>80600137That mystery Six fellah!
>>80600168https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRvL8QQiiEi/?igsh=Zm82b3Njbnk5MWJt
I'm certain Mills is somewhere enjoying a little sunday drive while these two meet their maker. Sometimes problems just kinda solve themselves you know?
Winner! Wincard will be made by tomorrow.
>>80600139Kosaku draws the line at sonic stuff but he plays with the giant brony who posts cartoon horses over there? Really nigger
>>80600197Who?Gg
>>80600131I know, I was rooting for beast too. Little fella looked like he had a 141 2/3 percent chance of winning.
Placements.>>80600140Did ya kill the crab?
And this thing
>>80600222Thanks & all that.>yes! but it was VERY VERY annoying... i'm at the point where they dont even give you items in the box anymore
>>80600206Yep.~Hy-po-crite~
>>80600190>Oof. >>80600197>>80600222 (Nice trips) >Congrats and thanks for the game.
>>80600189>>80600163>(Mislinked....)>>80600190Dangit! He was so close!>>80600197Awwww hell..... Mighty fine work, Mr.Lane!Much obliged for the race, miss!
>>80600197>Thanks for hosting
>>80600213I can't even remember when the last time was my entries won. I was hopeful for beast.. he was such a cute cat.
>>80600197Good job Mills Lane.>>80600222Thanks for hosting.
>>80600241Gay boi, I yelled at sam very long so he finally sent u a fren request.Mail delivered.Till next time.
>>80600119>Old habits die hard.
>>80600222>Thanks.
>>80600222GG everyone, thank you Mado for hosting and congratulations to Mills Lane!
>>80600222WRONG. OSQUIO WINS.
>>80600245>>80600189>I can't view it unfortunately since I don't have an Instagram lol.
>>80600211>>80600241>>80600244>>80600245>>80600250>>80600256>>80600277>>80600286>Thanks for joining in everyone.>>80600241>Oof, self supplied runs. Hope you've farmed alot of honey heh. >>80600288>In another timeline perhaps heh. Nice edit.
>>80600288Don't be a salty bitch
>>80600222Congrats, Mills Lane.>Thanks Mado for hosting!
>>80600269>wrong post?>>80600305>dont worry i've got plenty of money
>>80600337>Thanks for coming out. Hope to see you hosting again one of these days.
>>80600351I HAVE THE IQ OF A FISH>>80600337Hey gay boi, read this >>80600269
>>80600305AND BY ANOTHER I MEAN ALL OF THEM. I AM THE CHAMPION.>>80600316OSQUIO CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HIM WINNING.
>>80600304Ah. Okay
>>80600409You're not funny.
>>80600409You are very funny.
>>80599551>Veteran in the lowercase; the man appeared somewhat apprehensive to dwell on the details of his ill part in campaigns past.(GENDARME #2) "In Ireland, some of us got caught behind enemy lines. We associated with who we had to, to survive. One of the warlords made use of horrors straight out of Revelation yet called himself king...""Rover was what we- they called their main monster.">>80600041>His ranked superior brought the conversation back to their potential request, nodding in affirmation.(GENDARME VET.) "So you heard. In truth, it was the efforts of a third party which did the heaviest lifting; we used his efforts to show them out the door.""The gist is, perhaps our UN spacey friends, they might be able to better treat our wounded guy then what we can offer?"
>>80600445THAT'S RIGHT, OSQUIO IS NO JOKE.>>80600461THAT'S RIGHT, OSQUIO IS COMEDY GOLD.
>>80600351>Who will win? A hunter with nearly bis gear, infinite pools of money, triple digit hours of training or your own bad luck and RNG.>>80600409>Ohoho. Confident are we?
>>80600497>it's okay, i can survive having bad luck (only after dying and grinding 300 times)>now take this
>>80600497Rate my cute fox.
>>80600534>Thanks a bunch. I wish you luck on your hunts. How far in are you anyways?>>80600538>It's a bit blurry, but I give him a 9/10 by default for being a fox.
>>80600041 (Understandable, I figured it's late on your end. Maybe we can pick this up sometime soon if that's cool?) >>80600484(MRN #3) Woah, sounds handy then. Compact gun for a full package upon delivery? Nice. Maybe we can see you in action sometime soon? >No shortage of problems that needed shooting in the Arena after all, and the UNSC was fixing to work with the Combined Fleet to solve those issues. Like Moto-Runners Raiders and the occupied UN bases of yesteryear! >The lead Marinette gave an understanding look to the Second Gendy. (MRN #1) Ireland. VERDANT DAWN we called the operation. Wasn't part of that "party" myself or the boys here but we know about that bastard Stephen and his Monster crew. Good riddance. >The Marines gave curious looks at the mention of both a Janus her own op and a "third party", one such trooper seeing fit to pipe up. (MRN #2) What's all that about? >At the offer of treating a wounded ally, the corporal gave an enthusiastic nod. (MRN #1) That I think we can do! Navy docs can probably set your guy straight depending on how bad it is. Where are they, and what's the damage?
>>80600601>licks your cheek*fox noises*
>>80600601>hhigh rank, which means i am at 7 star quests
>>80600624>I am positively brimming with whimsy. This must be what being a disney princess feels like.>>80600642>Ohoho.. moving up in the world I see. I have some catch up to do. I probably haven't touched MHGU in the past 1-2 months. I can say that about most of the games in the library right now though. My lack of commitment is sometimes shocking even to me.
>>80600721:)
>carfag called dickey a metafag and made him and the council pop blood vessels>carfag killed marth's shitty crawling back in meme last thread and made him blow a gasketBased cat
>>80600721>well, whenever you need to catch up i'll be there>now i leave you with this video: https://youtu.be/Mo9MnsUtzik
>(We'll see how many more posts I can manage. I wouldn't want to end on a cliffhanger when my visits here are so irregular.)>>80600484The Superman...>Javelin still found it incredulous in spite of the fantastical circumstances they were already situated beside. She'd shift to address the Marines.>>80600621Hope for the best, prepare for the worse. With these batteries comes their weight, at least when they "active", and it's something that readily becomes apparent out of water.>Don't ask her to climb up stairs while in full rigging.If you could help their agent, it would please everybody involved. I am certain.
>>80600794I stand with Car
>>80600764>Had a friend long ago who used to send me foxes all the time. Kinda like whoever it is that sends seels to Satan. Hope that guy is doing well, this interaction reminded me of him.>>80600802>I'll keep that in mind, I've had a bit of free time lately. Thanks Sumi, be safe.>Very cool Sayuri, super insightful Mai. I return to lurk.
Where did Clarent, Junko, and Mokou go? Why did they stop hosting?
>>80600933They're busy taking turns sucking off Mordred and sharing loli porn on discord
>>80600829>>80600621>The survivor of the Irish campaign didn't appear to take pride in his role, eager to let the discussion shift to ventures of greater merit."In the Arena, elves are real; so are super heroes. Caught a city with their pants down those elves did, the buildings as tall as Atlantropa is wide, dressed like the cover of a metal album, summoned a storm; or, the storm was summoning them Could not tell which. We confronted a couple of their witches at the ground level, while one of the destroyers of the Fleet engaged with their beasts of flight.">He would eyeball Javelin's rigging, nodding."Same type as her. VIP though, it was a guy dressed like a circus strongman who showed up in the thick of it, could swim through the air like a torpedo! While we were fighting, he managed to deal with the source, thwarted the whole thing.">The guards liked to think their expedition had brought the attention of God to the situation, and with it divine intervention in the form of this savior."As for our guy... He was the platoon recon, part of the favorite section of the Tenente for field work."(GENDARME #1) "Yeah, that guy got in a tussle with my old gang, went straight for the boss out of nowhere like a ghost. Managed to tussle with the bruisers without biting it on first punch."(GENDARME VET.) "Sniper duel with the elves left his trigger arm lame; unofficially, no longer takes to the field and has been evacuated with the refugees to our remaining secure land, though we have yet to find anyone able to replace him in his role.""Goes by Fortes, if I recall."
>>80601033Seej...
>>80600829 (Righto, I appreciate it! But don't push yourself too hard either.) >>80601268(MRN #1) That's a good philosophy to have Javelin. >And at least the Arena enforcer lived to fight another day following Ireland and the Jobber's living up to their names. >The casual mention of Superman and his heroic feat drew a knowing nod from the NCO. (MRN #1) I've heard about the guy. Hell, I SAW him myself in action back when G-Corp attacked New York City last year. Teamed up with an angelic super that goes by Zarool or something I think. (MRN #3) Ahem, it's "Zauriel", ma'am. (MRN #1) Right, my bad. >With the news one of their own had gotten hurt, one Fortes, it would have to be on the UNSC to lend the man a hand. And thankfully from what they could tell based on the Vet's word, it sounded possible to fix him with 26th century medical technologies. (MRN #1) So he took a round to the arm and it crippled the guy huh? Yeah, we can probably fix him up with some stem cells or Hell, flash clone him an entire Goddamn new arm or even give him a cybernetic limb if he wants. Well, we can't but I'm damn sure command'll give the OK to do it. >No strings attached at that, the UNSC again determined to do the Right Thing where able and forge tighter alliances through it.
>>80601464Isn't seej friends with junko and mokou?
>>80598700>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoaA8Jz5s2U
>>80601518Go to bed fat boy
>>80601532Fiiine, mom. Jeez...
>>80601268"That destroyer" is my sister in the J-Class; Janus, and I'm not surprised she's equipped herself with anti-air measures.>Though Javelin would hardly call herself a connoisseur in any form of popular media, she still lifted a slight brow at how the constables treated Superman like he was an unknown concept.>>80601494I was under the impression humans were more adverse to replacing their broken parts...>Though understated, a flicker of curiosity shone through the vessel who was less than half original parts by the last time she had withdrawn from mortal waters.
>>80601494(GENDARME #1) "He get the leftovers for keeps? Know I'd keep mine...">The pre-spacers were visibly disturbed at the idea of just plugging out and plugging in a new limb, even if by the UNSC's time it had become routine.(GENDARME #3) "She say 'angel?'">If Heaven itself deemed fit to aid the UNSC, that was a strongly encouraging sign for their Sovereignty to throw in their lots with they!(GENDARME VET.) "The finer details shall be up to him. If, the idea gets past Tenente.">>80601705>Apparently the context was time-sensitive!"Her preparations were for the better! It may be a long time before we actively search for trouble like that, not when we still have mouths to feed.">A tired frustration shone through his latter words; this dangerous excursion was to the men partaking, a practical vacation from the drudgery of charity!
ngw
>>80601705>>80601894(MRN #3) You have a sister? Cool. >And what seemed to catch the ship and men's interest was the idea of swapping parts, and fairly casually at that by medical means. (MRN #1) Just sounding some options that I know of off is all. It'll be between Fortes and the docs to decide I think. (MRN #2) Hey, sometimes it's out with the old and in with the new, dig? >And hey, it was a group effort! Zauriel was around with the UNSC at the right place and time was all, the First Marinette nodding at Three's question. (MRN #1) You bet your blue butt I did. Wasn't the last time we sort of worked with the good guy either. Him and the Master Chief met a few more times for various things from what I've heard, but you'd have to ask that SPARTAN or our superiors if you want to know more. Wild huh? (MRN #3) Dunno 'bout you guys, but I like having God on our side. >A muttered "oorah" to that from the other two leathernecks, Three chiming in once more with a smile. (MRN #3) Hey, it's like you said Javelin: hope for the best, prepare for the worst. >The Vet's fatigue wasn't missed by the non-com either, sympathy coloring her expression and tone. (MRN #1) Trouble on the homefront? Sorry to hear that.
