Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/01/16Night Ride EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80484759[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Any notable hobbies that you or your pokemon have?
>>80604384I'm really into going dormant for months to years at a time at completely random intervals.Plus like, music, I guess.https://youtu.be/roGvYN1iBHc
(I will repost it because I like it too much.)>>80599791 There's a hidden meaning to this message and I genuinely hate all of you.>>80600220Faith? No. Just Zoroark things.
I won my first battle!!!!I was just heading up the route to set my camp up, and a Beedrill came out of nowhere! I'm super thankful that Anvil saw it coming and managed to get in front of my in time - damn near bent the Beedril's spike! A headbutt or two and it was over.Those things are AGGRESSIVE. I swear, either I can hear it still, or I have tinnitus.
>>80606541Congrats!!!
>>80605427Have you met many other Zoroark?(Also very nice gen!)>>80606541Nice one!And yeah Beedrill suck. Back when I was a Zorua in Ilex they were all over and were the worst to deal with, never listened to a thing I said, attacked on sight and were hard to shake off. I learned to swim pretty fast once I figured out they don't like water. You're lucky it wasn't an entire swarm!
Why are hummies so obsessed with us¿ Poke-ball, poke-center, poke-mart, poke-phone, pokechan, poke-tube.I say it is WEEEIRD, with my crayons I am removing all “poke” in signs and things that I find¡ FIXING the injustices!>>80606541Bugs are NASTY things that are always a BOTHER¡ You might’ve PTSD now, you never know where the next bug could be... there could be one BEHIND you RIGHT NOOOOW¡
>>80606622Woohoo!>>80607293I got lucky! Anvil has way better hearing than I do, it seems. All I heard was ᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻᶻZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *SMACK*Do they, uh, usually travel in swarms...?>>80607698They are indeed! I hope I don't.Behind me? Oh, no! Better throw my sylveon effigy at it!
>>80608813Well it's a good thing he was looking out for you! I know I'm weak to Bug types as a Dark type but I bet it's still worse to get stung by one as a humanI guess it depends. There's a huge Beedrill hive in Ilex, or at least there was last time I was there, so I think there was more of them just by being in the vicinity of that. But yeah in my experience they were usually in swarms, I've heard they also travel alone in different places so you might be in a less, uh, bug infested area.
>>80605325and we all appreciate you for thatuhthe latter partI mean the latter part>>80605427bow, don't be like thaaaaaaaaaaaaatI know it is weird but it is the same old mejust, new year, new bodies(also, a good gen)>>80606541beedrill always have a nasty attitudebest thing you can do is aggressively sending them packingI can see already that Anvil is destibed to be strong!>>80607698time is counting down and the battery offer is still up
>>80604384My Grass type likes gardening, my Ice type likes making snow, my Dark type likes downloading edgy music. Tldr: no >>80601189 (zapman)Okay man whatever just as long as you don’t lose your damn citizenship >>80602088 (doro)Weird me out? No I don’t think soAt least not in the Phoxy crashout way. “Weird me out” more like in the “how do you guys keep achieving things I’ve never witnessed in our human history” way. Gives a lot more credit to those wack ass Pokédex entries honestly, I’m now fully convinced that a child woke up as an Abra one day. Or Kadabra, however that story went >>80606541Congrats. It’s gonna take like 5 billion years before Aron evolves so good luck with all that. Gonna be a real trip
>>80608877I know, right? I treated him, of course. A chunk of old aluminium ladder that I scrounged up. Yum yum!I hope there was only one...>>80609037I had heard about them - and seen plenty of trainers buy potions to be READY for them, but... i guess I wasn't quite ready for them to be so aggressive. I hope so! >>80609298Five, uh... Billion years...? I hope it's a fun journey!
>>80609298Okay yeah when you think about it it's kinda crazy that he managed to do that, buuut to be fair he's got a Mimikyu messing with his soul all the time so that's probably got a lot to do with itI think it was Kadabra, I forget. I can imagine a human waking up as a ghost if they die in their sleep but waking up as a Psychic pokemon seems kinda weird. But then again Sabrina exists so... maybe?>>80609519I... bet it's delicious for him at least. Do you think you'll be able to find enough random scrap once he evolves?Just stay alert for any buzzing and you'll probably be fine!
>>80609610He seems to enjoy it, knowing his diet. I must remember to get a whole bunch of scrap for treats.Understood! Tinnitus be damned, better to hear it before it stabs me.
>>80608813They are, you should only STICK to the good mons, and ignore the nasty uncool ones.DO NOT THROW IT, that's how you get ghost puppet mons, you DON'T want nasty ghost types either.>>80609037I DO NOT care that much about batteries¡ Electricity is a FAKE psyop anyway.
>>80609519Something like that, probably. At least it was a fully evolved mon he took down. Thats usually better for training than like, a Weedle. Fun fact: if I ever got myself an Aron I’d name it Jason. Because their faces always reminded me of Jason Voorhees’ hockey mask. >>80609610Yeah. And again I’m not even asking for the details, I don’t think I wanna try to wrap my head around it. I don’t really like living in a world I have no understanding of, ya know? It’s kinda frightening.Speaking of frightening, I wonder if Sabrina’s single
>>80610058That's gotta be tough to carry around, do you have a trainer backpack? Infinite storage comes in handy.Exactly! Oh, and if I'm remembering correctly they don't like mint, so if you keep peppermint or something with you they might leave you alone, but it's not foolproof.>>80610517Personally I wanna know how he did it but I get it, it's all weird ghost fairy magic. True, but that's why I like to try and understand this stuff!What, are you gonna try asking her out or something? Sounds dangerous, considering what I've heard happens in her gym.
>>80610138I do! Anvil really IS a good mon. Already saved my life!>>80610517Indeed! He's already made a name for himself. With me. I might throw him like a bowling ball...?>>80610756A backpack? Yeah! It's stocked with enough metal to keep me going for a good while. Just small stuff, really. Tent pegs and so on will be good for a while.
>>80609037What the fuck do you mean "new bodies", explain! In private if you have to.>>80607293Yes, one before in Kalos and one that kidnapped you.(Thanks, 10000 hours on img2img)>>80609037What do you MEAN "new bodies", explain! In private if you have to!(Yes, working on something else but at work atm)>>80606541Beedrill are degenrate fucks, kill them on sight.
>>80610958I think it tried to kill me on sight, and nobody else has argued against that point.. Maybe not to death, though.Uh... Apolgies about yesterday. I can dedicate that KO'd Beedrill to you as apology.Yeah. That'll do.