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Location: Sam's House

>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!
>Check here for additional details:
https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdated
https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
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>>80613266
Yo
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>>80613266
Ayy. Nice.
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Why do you have 3 threads on the board? What is the point of this?
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>>80619971
>3
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cool thread
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>>80613266
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>>80620645
Thanks Richard
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>>80613266
Cool, another go-nowhere "ORBIT MEEEEEEE" location that will help stall the thread into extra long deadhours.
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>Leaves this out for lurkers
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>>80620857
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>>80620836
Who mind warped you into believing the OP image makes the thread?
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>>80620857
>Squigly is sitting in the ballpit. This is so much fun. She's overjoyed.
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>>80620857
Ball pit!
>>80621141
Huh?
>The huge metal dino stops to sniff the being in the ball pit.
...Dead thing! Dead thing try to eat Grimlock's friends! GRIMLOCK SMASH!
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>>80621141
What are you? A big baby? Act your age.
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Lurkers?
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>>80621241
But I-!

>>80621216
>"I wasn't expecting to be smushed under a giant foot!" ...is what she would be saying, were she to speak after being suddenly alerted to the gigantic shadow appearing overhead. Her neck titling backwards to gaze directly into gleaming chrome, Sienna exercises split-second decision-making to dive out of the way, right before both the ballpit and Anon are turned into statistic. While she does hit the ground hard, it's the preferable alternative.
Oof!
>"Augh! What is the meaning of this?!"
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>>80621334
Dead thing no eat friends!
>Flames burst from the mighty metal beast's mouth.
>He's had several bad run ins with zombies.
>Bad for them.
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>>80613266
https://youtu.be/XZctTNwrjHA?si=vLmha_MwUfbFytQ5
>[While the man of this house does...Whatever he's doing. The Daiyōkai tiger makes his way into the kitchen. Raiding yet another fridge for anything he'd find tasty. Occasionally, looking over to see what the man is up to. Head phasing through the walls.]
Strange human. But entertainin' to watch.
>[Back to look through the fridge and cabinets for anything. That might interest him.]

>>80620857
>[Suddenly a ball pit. In the living space!]
Huh....? What's this? A trap for animals? Strange lookin' orbs.
>[Intrusive thoughts are kickin' in, he's tempted to jump in.]
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>>80621407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU_9ucFfhdI
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>>80621407
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I am not witnessing 3 dudes on monster characters play in a ball pit right now.. am I..
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>>80621449
robot on zombie hate crime as a demon thinks about jumping in a ball pit.
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>>80621367
>Yeah sure man, this zombie is totally going to chew through the assortment of metals he's made up of. Clearly this makes sense. Not that Squigly nor the gigantic titanium dinosaur care about facts and logic right now, as latter is rampaging and the former is just trying to survive here. She scrambles out of the way of the flames just in time, shuffling backwards to get an idea of the true scale of her (unwanted) opponent.
Lev! What is this thing?!
>"I wish I could tell you for certain, but whatever this 'thing' may be, it's an opponent of ours! Steel yourself, Milady - I don't believe it will stop until it rusts clean through!"
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>>80621469
God I hate robots. We should stomp em all.
Leave the hot zombie gurls be.
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>>80621477
>We do not talk about scale with transformers here.
>Just know he's a big guy.
>Big and angry.
>And now charging with that big head of his aiming to turn Spuigly into a squishy.
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>>80613266
What is he going to do with that gun?
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>>80620857
Well... Nothing is going on here right now so I might as well.
*Proceeds to swan dive into the ball pit*
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>>80621559
you fool run there is a zombie and a giant robot dino fighting in there
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>>80621422
>[While listening to the sarge of Camp Navarro screaming a snek. A sea of voices is compelling the tiger to jump right into the ball pit.]
Errr....
>>80621429
>[The tiger's descendant... Makes a strong argument.]
Fine!
>>80620857
>[Cannonball! The 3.8-meter-tall tiger dives right into the ball pit! No doubt his mass and size will cause the balls to scatter! While creating a large hole underneath the pit due to his size. Unless this ball is secretly an endless abyss of plastic balls.]
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If only you people knew how much kid sweat, saliva and piss is in those ball pits..
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hg lives
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>>80621543
>I mean, what can she really do, honestly? If this things wants you dead, it will find a way. The best Squigly can do is leap backgiving, her bony companion enough time to charge up and invoke Inferno of Leviathan. With a mighty roar, the abruptly beefcaked Lev unleashes a massive fireball at Grimlock!
>0-9 for effectiveness
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>>80621673
>THINGS ARE NOT GOING IN THE DIRECTION INTENDED NOR WANTED
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blud really rolled a 3 /skull/
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>>80621627
Try not to cum your pants over it
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>>80621702
Kys hans

>>80621710
Kys Seej
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>>80621733
Hans is on vacation
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>>80621559
Hiro, my new mega aids deck is done!
It's really nasty.. but I don't think it's very strong. It kinda draws endless cards tho.
>>80621710
You got a fetish for people rolling around in piss stained balls? Sheesh..
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>>80621733
Sam...
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>>80621764
Fuck the zombie, robot dino, or demon.
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>>80621543
>>80621673
>>80621700
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT'S GOING ON!?
>As the pair start to fight, a strang looking woman suddenly stumbles forward!
Grimlock dude stop! What are you doing!?
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>>80621789
Marry, kill, fuck
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>>80621789
Mary the zombie
Kill the robot
Fuck the demon
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>>80621673
>Well you amused him at least.
>Grim's armoured hide was too strong, all they did was scorch his chest plate.
HAW HAW HAW! Now it Grimlock's turn!
>His fire power was humming and ready to blast.
>>80621815
>Only to stop when Emma speaks up.
Stop? But dead thing! Dead thing always try to eat friends!
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>>80620836
most active thread in this timeslot in weeks btw
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>>80621847
>Likes Dinosaurs
>Doesn't like Dinosaur just because it's a robot
Hypocrite much, HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM?
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>>80621764
Ooooh, nice! Kind of a shame it's not that strong though.
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>>80620857
>... Balls.
>... Heheheh...
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>>80621847
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Your opinion on clankers?
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>>80621873
GRIMLOCK IS A POSER
GRYMLOQ IS WAY COOLER AND THE REAL DEAL
RAAAAWWWR
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>>80621815
>>80621849
>Annnnnd right before she's about to be turned into an undead pancake after one of her most powerful attacks damages Grimlock as much as an airsoft gun would, he stops right in his tracks. In fact, so does Squigly, hearing voice pipe up from the sidelines. It takes her a few moments to realize that she's not about to get atomized and notice the woman screeching at the dinosaur. Needless to say, this is not what Sienna expected to stop him from a finishing move!
What on earth...?"
>"Well, that's unexpected. I'd say to not look a gift horse in the mouth, but we've no idea who this...'character', even is! Stand your ground, Milady. but let us listen in."
Right, Lev...right.
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>>80621895
That is a dragon posing as a dinosaur
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Dragons existed dinosaurs are a lie
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>>80621902
Who is this? One of Kamina's buddies?
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>>80621887
Well maybe it has some power I am unaware of. I'd have to play it to see how it does. It has tons of removal but very slow since it slowly builds up -1/-1 counters right.. but like.. killing a 5/5 is gonna take me several turns. If I'm facing lots of small dudes I should be killing lots.
>>80621891
Well.. I mean.. you kinda cute. I would give you a try.
>>80621907
Who? Grimlock the loser or Grymloq the chad?
Cause Grymloq ain't no dragon. He is known to hunt and eat dragons.
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>>80622002
Worse, it's DMG
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>>80622016
If he was a dinosaur what's his species name?
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>>80621892
>In a word?
>https://youtu.be/dyIilW_eBjc?si=erFiPKklu83_WtpX&t=5
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>>80621902
Dude she's very clearly like, sentient and not screaming or acting like a feral animal, as far as I've seen at least.
>Emma grimaces as she looks over at the undead girl.
Uh...no offense.
>The woman between the pair looks like she's seen better days, wearing an...interesting sweater and looking exhausted as she tries to de-escalate the situation.
Let's just stop for a second and talk shit out, okay?
>The dog woman holds put her hand towards the zombie.
I'll start, I'm Emma.
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>>80621902
>>80622037
Hhrrrrrr....
>Grim looked between the two.
Fine, you do talking, if Dead thing attack, Grimlock smash!
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https://youtu.be/eKzh57fh83A
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>>80622033
Grymloq is a Carnosaur. They live in Lustria. The lizardmen tame carnosaurs to use as mounts.
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>>80622099
That looks nothing like a Carnosaurs, why is it's arms to long? And where are it's feathers?
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>>80622037
>>80622080
Um...none...taken?
>She's very clearly perplexed from Emma's perspective. Understandably nervous as well considering she was very nearly turned into a pile of ash within this divine intervention. Yes, she isn't lunging at anyone's throat to either turn them into a snack or the next undead. In fact, she seems quite human from the emotions she's wearing on her face as well has her manner of speech. Sure, her appearance is bizarre (let alone the fact there's some...creature sticking out of her head, glaring daggers upwards at Grimlock), however she seems to mean no ill will. Squigly is a bit taken back when this woman approaches and extends out her hand. After a moment, however...she smiles and extends her own out to give it a firm (if chilly to the touch) shake. With her fleshy hand, of course.
Pleased to meet you, Emma. I am Sienna. And this here is Lev!
>Her pupils swoop upward to the bone serpent; her takes a second to get the hint.
>"...Hmm? Ah, where are my manners! Apologies, I was a bit..."
>Another glare upwards at Grimlock.
>"...preoccupied. However, yes, she is correct. A pleasure to make YOUR acquaintance."
>Extra emphasis. He's harboring a grudge already toward nearly being laid low for good. Who could've thought?
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>featherfag
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>>80622118
Carnosaur, not Carnotaurus...
2 different animals man.
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>featherCHAD
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>>80622141
No I mean this.
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>>80622016
Yeah, maybe it's actually really powerful. But we would only find out when we see it in action.
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Warhammer dino species all sound close to the real deal but are slightly different because they wanted to make em cooler. They got Carnosaurs, Stegadons, Terradons, Dreadsaurian, Troglodon, Bastilladon and whatnot.. ofc also a raptor called cold ones..

The 3 legendary ones are named after the dinobots.
Kroq Gar rides Grymloq, named after Grimlock.
Mazdamundi rides Zlaag, named after Slag.
Tiktaq'to rides Zwup, named after Swoop.
They also resemble the robot dinos.. slag is a stegadon, zwup is a terradon..

>>80622203
I don't know what the FUCK that is.. but I hate it.
>>80622234
I wanna see you in action, hehe.
What my cute fren up to? Playing your wrestling vidya maybe?
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>>80622273
How do you not know about that film!? It's one of the best Dino movies around.
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>>80622016
Cute‽
>*BAH!*
I prefer to be feared! Besides, I have my sights on another.
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>>80622279
I don't watch movies..
I only rarely rewatch old movies I really love like jurassic park and aliens.
>>80622286
Stop being such a grumpus!
Who is it you like?
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>>80622080
>Emma smiles up at the big guy.
Don't worry dude, I've got this.
>>80622128
>Emma's own hand us surprisingly solid, her grip is stronger than you'd think looking at her skinny frame. She keeps her friendly smile as they shake though, a look of relief on her face as she speaks with the pair.
It's nice to meet you guys, I'm really sorry about Grimlock...we've both had a rough time here and it's rare to meet friendly faces sometimes.
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>>80622301
That movie is legit Aliens and Jurassic Park had a gory baby.
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>>80622318
Are you telling me that shit has dinosaur chestbursters? Cause that sounds hype.
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>>80622128
>>80622316
>Like wise Grim is glaring swords at Lev.
>But otherwise let Emma do the talking, girl is earning herself a job.
>>80622335
>Yeah, the plot has women get pregnant by a virus that makes dinosaurs burst out of them.
>Also the powerlifter is replaced by a fork lift and fights a T-rex.
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>>80622273
Yep, just playing my wrestling vidya!
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Mordred's attraction to Chihiro is apparent when you realize that Chihiro has the personality of a child
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>>80622379
I thought you guys were fucking with me... I checked out some images.. it's actually a fucking clone of alien but with dinosaurs..
This sounds so shitty I gotta remember this for when I'm bored with the boys. We are gonna watch that shit while getting smashed.
>>80622389
Out of all the things.. always your wrestling vidya.
I played those decades ago as a kiddo.
Mmm.. time to go buy some beeru!
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>>80622399
>the map is a map?!
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>>80622399
You're only just now nooticing?
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>>80622316
>>80622379
>Emma's warm nature is reciprocated wholeheartedly! Now that she's not fearing for her (undead) life, Squigly is smiling a stitched-up smile at the girl as she finishes out the handshake, sounding rather relieved as well.
The same to you, Emma! I must admit he was rather...
>Sienna glances upwards at him briefly. He's calmed down at least, though she still feels her stomach turn a bit sizing up his gargantuan frame.
...intimidating. I must admit, inasmuch as we may face each other to the death in those arenas-
>"SOME people have the audacity to take it a step further! Mrgh mrgh..."
>Yeah, he's still rather perturbed. Wouldn't you be, though? Squigly does frown as she glances upwards at Lev, but she's not about to admonish him considering the circumstances five minutes ago.
...you seem to know this creature, do you not? I...can't exactly fault him if he had a bad run-in with-
>She flinches.
...other undead prior. But Lev and I aren't like that! This was never meant to happen...
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>>80622399
Seej...
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>>80622301
It pains you so, to guess? Well keep guessin'! Just for my amusement!
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>>80622517
It better not be a purple snake with wings.. cause that'd be really weird.
I have no idea what a demon thingy would like but probably some human or goddess.. or zombie girls?
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>>80622422
The older wrestling games were definitely a lot better than the newer ones...

I am feeling pretty eepy now so I'm gonna head to bed, good night!
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>>80622541
Nighty my cute!
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>>80622379
>>80622436
He really is a good guy once you get to know him, I swear.
>Emma laughs nervously as she looks at Leviathan.
I think a few people have at least run into a ghost or something here at least once, they're not nearly as polite and friendly though.
>She stops herself from saying "or cute", she's making an attempt to be normal today.
Honestly...you already seem like one of the nicer people I've met in general. I've been here for God knows how long and sometimes it feels like this place just brings in the worst dudes imaginable...
>She mutters something under her breath.
....and gets rid of the good ones...
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AM to PM
Midnight to noon
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>>80622436
>>80622631
>For now the big guy was back to nudging the ball pit.

>Going to head out, you two can keep going without.
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>>80622639
We play Skarbrand and goon
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>>80622486
Junko...
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Please keep in mind that defending ICE in any way is a permanent, non-appealable ban and that any responses to those ban messages will be automatically archived without being read by a bot.

As a mod team we proudly keep this space Nazi-free and do not intend to waste any amount of time whatsoever on the impotent screeching on Nazis when they are told they are not welcome here.

They are going door to door to disappear our neighbours, to send our neighbours to overseas concentration camps. They are shooting people in the streets. Enough is enough, we will not tolerate collaboration with this monstrosity, not even in words instead of deeds.

The r/HG mod team

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As for those who defend Nazis because of "free speech", "economic anxiety," because they genuinely are fooled by the propaganda etc. etc:

“Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed.

That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore.

They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after. Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?”

- A.R. Moxon
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>DMG
Why did that fat neck beard come back?
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>>80622538
Not tellin', have fun usin' that head of yours.
>[Just like that. Tiger demon fades away. Engaging his natural active camouflage. Back to stealing food.]
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>>80622731
Under that metric aren't they supporting ICE through continuing to pay the Feds taxes?
The Neo-cons tried to warn them that strengthening the central government would lead to this shit happening, but they had to go ahead and give the POTUS the power to legally declare anyone a terrorist and strip them of their rights.
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>>80622631
>"'Once you get to know him'...yes, of course...
>Leviathan says, with suspicion underscoring his tone. Squigly seems more easy to placate, at least.
Ahh...why, thank you. Truly. While we may be pit against each other in those terrible arenas, outside of them, it's always nice to meet kindhearted people such as yourself.
>While she doesn't hear what's muttered, Sienna can pick up the shift in tone and what was said just prior; she dons a frown again.
Yes, well...Lev and I were quite convinced of that with that creature you're friends with. And even if he turned out to be good at heart, there are those who would not turn so easily. Right, Lev?
>"I SWEAR he was still looking to make a snack out of you and I, even with his parting gaze."
But he didn't!
>"Yet."

>>80622650
>Good night!
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>>80622731
r/HG is still alive? The last time I poked my head in there it was emptier than Russian HG in the middle of the Ukrainian War.
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>>80622836
Hello DMG still looking for kids to diddle?
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>>80622836
Honestly, if you need to know at least some of the people you should watch out for I've met more than a few of them...
>Lev's grouchy demeanor seems to get another little smile from Emma.
I know some good people too though, people who could probably help you if you needed it.
>Emma scratches under her chin, thinking out loud to herself.
I don't think Grimlock even eats food...he eats energy or something...? Geeze I can't actually remember...
>>80622650
>Night dude!
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Another episode of "anon calls randos pedo".
After the 5 millionth time of doing that, you'd think that one braincell kicks and realizes "hey, what I'm doing here is utterly pointless cause nobody cares what I, Anon, have to say and everybody knows nobody here is a pedo".
But here we are again.. every single day..
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^ stupid dumb newfag scum
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>>80623057
Coming from the guy who's here for less than a month.
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"Nobody here is a pedo." Said the notorious pedophile who gazed intimately and with lingering eyes at CP bombs on /b/ many times before.
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>>80623049
>he doesn't know
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stupid
dumb
newfag
scum
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>>80623028
Energy...?
>Squigly ponders this for a moment. True, he's a massive hulking mechanical creature, so that makes sense. However...
>"Who is not to say he would've gobbled us up, hm? You may trust him, Emma, but forgive me for being a tad less convinced after our *introduction*."
>While Sienna is annoyed for a moment at this, she falls into a sense of melancholy.
Well...Lev's right. I believe he may have a good heart, however I don't think Lev will be swayed until we see it on full display. If you could put in a good word for us, I suppose?
>"*Or* tell him not to judge a book by its cover! That would solve quite a few ills of the world if I do say so myself."
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>>80623075
There is that one braincell again. You think showing someone something makes em that?
If that was true, why don't you run around town with some illegal porn imagery and show everyone you see. Then the entire city must go to jail.
You could even jail Trump himself. Just lift up a giant image of cp at his public speeches.
>>80623090
Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Except trump kinda did literally rape and kill kids on that island so nice argument really doing good to not frame yourself more by admitting you've seen a ton of it
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>ermmmm nobody here in this place that has existed for 10 years has ever been thing
>my been here 1 and a half years ass would know
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>>80623049
You are literally attracted to children tho
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>>80623140
>trump kinda did literally rape and kill kids
Trump is the fattest moron to have ever existed but c'mon dude. What's next? The earth is flat and hollow and Hitler rides a T-Rex down there?
>>80623177
No you are.
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>>80623192
Did you get molested when you were younger? Is that why you have such intense sexaul attraction to men and kids?
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>>80623209
Anon were you molested when you were young? Is that why you love kids so much?
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>trump didn't do th-
https://www.scribd.com/document/971225465/Eft-a-00025010
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>80623214
>Replying that quickly
Lmao. Sore spot I see
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He was 14 DMG...
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>80623224
>not replying correctly
Lmao. Sore spot, huh?
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>80623214
Mordred "I think underage girls are hot" Pendragon
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This is mildly amusing.
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He was so proud of being a MAP for months. Why is he flailing around trying to hide it now...?
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He has lost his little german mind yet again. How sad.
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Why is anon such a horrid pedo? What went wrong in his life?
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>>80623107
I'll see what I can do, but I'm pretty sure it'll be fine now.
>The dog girl sighs, pulling out her phone and tapping at it absentmindedly.
So um...if you don't mind me asking...what's your story exactly? I mean unless it's too much, I'm just kinda curious since it's not every day I get to talk to a zombie...or a cute little dragon thing...most of the dragons I've met aren't exactly nice.
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>>80623254
Germany sucks. Imagine losing every major war and being so cucked you have to run away to Switzerland because you're so ashamed of being a cuck
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Murica sucks. Imagine having a nigger as a president and then Epstein's best friend.
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First 24
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>80623258
>Projecting this hard
Lol. Why don't you run away to discord and have the troon squad affirm your delusions again.
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Hmm, I don't think anon was the one who admitted he viewed CP bombs on /b/ in full scrutinizing HD detail. Was it? I think it was someone else, name starts with a V.
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>80623278
Imagine being poor and still attracted to kids. Nobody pressured you into it. You're just that gay and retarded
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>>80623278
>trump didn't do that
>okay maybe he did but uhhhhh
Glad you agree with me. It also reinforces the argument that you like children so good job on that one sport.
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Now I got em, they are livid.
All ya gotta do is throw their own schizo back at em.
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:popcorn:
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No, you weren't pretending to be a retard to gottem at people bro you just are an actual one. You like to imagine you just make people mad since you can't handle reality as we know.
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>>80623265
>"'Cute'?!"
>Lev is now taken aback rather than annoyed. Progress? In fact, is that a bit of a blush on his cheeks? Goodness gracious...Squigly, meanwhile?
Our story...
>Suddenly far more morose. Even if Emma said she could refrain if it was too much, that doesn't stop the bad memories dam from burst: a happy family. A lust for power. A gun muzzle pressed against the side of her skull-
No- NO!!!
>Far too vivid memories for her to handle! She's sent reeling back from her own mind, startling Lev back to full attention. He whips his head around, zeroed in on any sights of danger, and the only one nearby is-
>"YOU! What did you do to her?! Speak at once before I incinerate you into a pile of ash!"
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>80623306
You've admitted to being attracted to kids on several occasions. Why are you being all bashful about it now?
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>80623336
You have admitted to being attracted to kids on several occasions. Why hide it now?
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>>80623316
Excuse me, why are you seething so hard about him on anon and accusing him of pedophilia when you did shotacon ERP in the past and friended after little boy penis like an ancient greek?
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Nice job Emma.
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We have your face and can send it to the cantonal police along with the comments all on the archive about your deeds, as well as all the sexual comments to "lolis"
Tip: Western government calls the lolis 'minors' and usually isn't open to interpretation
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>80623344
>Nobody asking
>Casually browses loli threads
Huh?
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Reminder yukine was underage at the time too seej aka sunset is as much of a pedo as DMG is
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>>80623353
I'd like to take credit for this, but it's not me this time :3
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>anon anytime someone disagrees with him

https://youtu.be/gstIyKnbJew
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>>80623396
So you don't deny being sexually attracted to little boys? Weird but okay.
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>>80623409
Councilfag arriving in scene
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>>80623410
This is news to me!
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>>80623423
We remember Yukine like yesterday lil bro who do you think you're fooling :skull:
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COUNCILFAG COMING IN TO PROTECT PEDODRED
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>>80623433
What about him? You're going to have to bring me up to speed. Last I heard he was doing cool Airborne things
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>still in contact with the person he groomed
Grim
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>>80623323
Sienna...?
>Emma's eyes widen as she witnesses a PTSD episode triggered by none other than herself, the dog girl holding up her hands and trying to speak calmly.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry dude I didn't know, here look, look here okay?
>Emma slowly removes her sweater, showing off her arms and lack of any weapons as she continues to speak softly.
I didn't realize it was that bad...I should've known better after what I've gone through.
>She shows off the stitching and scars on her arms, she didn't get shot in the head but it's obvious *something* happened to her that left her looking like a beat up stuffed animal.
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I did it.. fuck the lizards.
FOR KHORNE
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>>80623486
>Fortunately for Emma, Lev is too busy whispering quickly to Squigly to calm her down to ignite Emma. By the time Squigly's calm and Lev can refocus his glare back on her, Emma's already showing off her wounds. Wounds that do shock the pair before her enough that the bad memories ebb away.
Oh my goodness-!
>"'What you've gone through' seems to have been quite a lot for you to wear those sorts of scars! Perhaps, then, you should know better than to ask someone their 'story'?"
Lev, quiet! I may have remembered some things I didn't want to, but can't you see? She's been through a lot, too! Maybe...Maybe we aren't as alone here as I thought...

>Okay so I'm very sorry to cut things off like this but it's so, so late for me. My apologies. Good night!
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>>80623542
>No problem dude, nice to have Emma meet new friends. Thanks for the RP and have a good one!
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oh my lesbians
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>>80623281
>troon squad
that's funny. im using that
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I love Skarbrand like you wouldn't believe.
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>80623745
Nobody cares Pedodred
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>>80623941
I just got done gooning to Maria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pQdEotHu9w
God I love that wamen. Haven't done that in a long time. She so hot..
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>80624092
Nobody cares Pedodred
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>>80624268
But you are still giving me dem (You)s
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>80624317
Nobody cares Pedodred
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>>80624340
Fascinating.. I guess not caring means sitting in and empty thread with nobody besides exactly me.. and replying to.. me..
So what ya up to?
I just got ambushed.. fkn rats man.
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>80624374
Nobody cares Pedodred
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>>80624401
Challenging me to a blog off? Bad move.
I got 33 hot boys and a shitload of skaven to slaughter.
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>80624420
Nobody cares Pedodred
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>>80624668
I raped those rats real good. Fuckers stood no chance. I only need 33 red bois and the rats go down.
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>80624681
Nobody cares Pedodred
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>>80624734
It's time to get Slaughter and Carnage for Skarbrand!
FOR KHORNE
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I could watch Skarbrand murder all day long. Shut just never gets old.
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>Sunset is proud of grooming Yukine
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>>80625246
Uhh.. where is that sunset thing from? I've always wondered that.
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>>80625246
That's right. Under my tutelage he became the perfect soldier. Les Enfants Terribles - Zero called it. I'll take in volunteers all across the world to fill our ranks. We are Soldiers Without Borders.
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>>80626661
do you shave your balls or nah
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>>80627702
Depends
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If my wife doesn't have big boobs and a full diaper then she is not my wife
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>>80627920
Richard..
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say hi to /erp/
>>80623528
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