if you had to choose between pushing a button that would kill every other human on earth, or pushing a button that would kill yourself, which would you choose?

>>80620749
Probably the second one, if only because pressing the first would leave me alone with no infrastructure and dying much more slowly and with more suffering.

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I made fish sticks and chips and home made tartar sauce hope y'all had a tasty dinner I know this isn't exactly cooking but I'm lazy

>>80620772
looks good

>>80620772
It's cooking enough. Looks nice, poss.

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does this to you

>>80620736
boyhold a man

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>>80620749
>not wanting to achieve peak comfy

>>80620772
is that a plastic basket and fancy green checkers paper dam poss youre so fancy

>>80620806
there wouldnt be any cool liminal lighting dummy the power would go out

>>80620770
>leave me alone with no infrastructure
yeah there'd be no trucks to bring food, but you'd have completely open access to all the guns, books on hunting and gathering, maybe even refrigeration as long as you could maintain it, that you'd need to survive if you aren't disabled
the real concern is any fail-deadly nuclear missiles or the psychological damage of utter complete solitude/strangeness of the situation

>>80620852
Right. So I'd rather just die fast, like I said.

homeless poss would live forever in these conditions

if every human on earth suddenly disappeared the saddest thing would be all the pets and livestock trapped inside buildings to starve

my friends are arguing and im crying inside waiting for the tears to cover my ears because im afraid of getting involved and causing irreparable damage so here i lay in a shadow to not see my eyes

happy draggy appreciation day possies

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>>80620953
playing dead like a real poss

small yeenis humiliation

yeenis

>>80621026
i don't get that
no one would fuck me simply because of my horrendous facial appearance and personality so the size of my penis is irrelevant

>>80621057
different people care about different things than you do and alsso perceive differently

i've never bothered to get out a ruler and measure my penis but it's about the same length fully erect as from the base of my thumb to the tip, i.e from my wrist to the tip of my thumb

>>80621162
does it reach your belly buttom

honestly my sexual organs are completely superfluous, i have no plans to procreate or have sexual intercourse so it's just a little thing that sends signals to my brain of horniness
of course my very life is also superfluous so i can't criticize too much

theres no future with my pbf, he wont meet up with me or let me take him in because hes too scared

>>80620749
i would kill every human then find a gun and kill myself

the purpose of life is simply to procreate. that's all life carries on doing, the only possible exception is humans with our etchings that long outlive us or our offspring. but what's the purpose of having a purpose
it's an unfulfillable cycle

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my head hurts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07PpcCt90TY
the white blood cells in my body about to kill a virus

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>>80620772
!!!!!

>>80621390
if all you do is procreate without adapting to your environment, your species will surely perish. humans are capable of using technology to adapt at a pace far faster than their environment changes. this competitive edge proves that innovation is as important for survival as replication

pain

i dont think one needs a purpose to continue doing what one is doing. simply being a critter is fine

>>80621699
humans will surely perish, it's just a matter of time
of course that will happen long after you or I are dead, so there's no way to prove it, but I'm convinced

>>80621752
maybe we will achieve space faring civilization status and become free from the shackles of sol. adapting to deep space environments will change us so drastically it will bring our humanity into question though

>>80621793
achieving human inhabitation on other bodies within this solar system seems incredible enough to me. it seems very doubtful that we'll get beyond that, but what do i know

>>80621751
god i wish i could be a critter sometimes

i'm in a very kill myself mood
if only i had a gun
don't kill yourself btw

>>80621910
if you truly dont care about your soul can i eat it?

>>80621924
i doubt that's up to me
if you were capable of eating my soul, you wouldn't ask
but supposing it were up to me, sure, dig in

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>>80621942
apparently if you suicide then it lets the shadow people feast on your ghost

i'm already loona

>>80621963
i think my soul is already in the hands of some very bad hombres, or reduced to to such a fragment as to be worthless
that or souls don't exist at all, far more likely

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>>80621910
why don't you?

>>80622025
ineptitude, at least
if i had the capability, hmm... i think i still might hold on, out of interest, i guess... in a real painful moment i think i could do myself in, if i were capable
i hold myself incapable as of now

>>80622050
i meant why don't you have a gun? they're fun and cool

>>80622068
i live in a totalitarian nanny state

>>80622025
well, really, in the state i am in, i hold it a sign of cowardice not to kill myself.
ethically, i absolutely should. i make life worse for everyone else. it's only because i'm a coward i do not. i am in fear of pain and the possible consequences of death

>>80622152
there's nothing brave about killing yourself. fuck ethics

>>80622242
i'm a proud coward. would you take that away from me? without that, i'm nothing

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>>80622261
be whatever you want, it's none of my business

hi its me ethics

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why he like that

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>>80620707
they want the pancakes but don't want to get out of bed

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I graduated 8 months ago, got laid off from the co-op 5 months ago, applied for dozens of jobs and still do not have a job. I'm close to 100.

What do? I can nail interviews and talking to a person, the single interview I got the guy said I did great and almost hired me (other person had more systems experience), but I'm having trouble moving from step 1 (apply online) to step 2 (get an interview). The school job coach is just saying crap like "Just keep applying and never give up :)" and the agency meant to help people like me find jobs in my field isn't returning my calls or emails.

I don't want to work at a supermarket in my 60s. I make under 15k a year after taxes because they keep cutting hours, and freelance design pays even less.

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lower wagies stay winning

>>80622971
i don't know, almost all my friends/former coworkers are unemployed or working jobs outside of our industry. i think things are really bad right now

>>80621284
*steals your balls*

>>80622505
dingofication

ferret boys...

>>80622505
if humans stop breeding dogs and just let them be they just turn into din- >>80623573 i was just gonna say that....

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>wake up wanting to have a boyfriend
>look in the mirror
>"ew..."
>remind myself that im too ugly to have a boyfriend

my soul is too deteriorated and raggedy

>>80623293
be born into wealth and brag about it online
be sure to talk about how easy it all is

my head is just empty its like only brain fog

mine is filled with regret and worry i would say but other than that its empty

>>80623680
Same. I look like I have down syndrome.

>>80623994
thats what i meant with fog its like silent hill but with regret and worry

mine is filled with regret and self-hatred

>>80624225
>>80623994
what do you regret?

>>80624245
being irredeemable shithead for the first 20 years of my life
and being cringe at any point in my life

>>80624245
ive completely wasted the last 10 years of my life with almost nothing to show for it
ive dug myself into such a deep hole it feels insurmountable because i am weak

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there is no grater pain in life than being a sensitive young gay man that values kisses and cuddles over sex but is too ugly for a boyfriend that feels the same way so he has to either lower his standards and settle for hookups or stay lonely forever

>>80624288
you are redeemable

>>80624307
do you have a job?

>>80624318
lose weight and you'll be fine. what are you, black?

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>>80624355
im currently exercising and trying to lose weight, yeah. im also fortunate enough to be white.
its just getting harder and harder to sleep at night ever since hugging my pillow and pretending im hugging a hypothetical boyfriend stopped filling the void.

>>80622990
boy……

>>80624445
hugging a pillow makes me feel so pathetic and childish and it doesnt even help but i still do it

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How to treat your pbf (bottom)

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>>80624675
this is so cute but thats not the treatment i would want i would want…. actually im not sure what i would want… i think i might just be a defective and annoying person who will not be happy ever!

i should be allowed to drink before and during work

>>80625569
you cant?

>>80624675
for female cats specifically this gets them off
something about vibrations traveling through their pussy idk google it yourself
point is she is being sexually stimulated and is clearly consenting to this

Poss just called bottoms women

you have to wear condoms with possie boys and especially zary boys unless you want kids

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this thing can NOT get pregnant

untrustworthy society

>>80625763
I can

>>80625763
>>80625778
Wait I meant to say I can get it pregnant, I'm still waking up
Fuck I just volunteered to bottom this is so embarrassing

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>>80625778
>>80625788
ok demonstrate please im waiting

>>80625819
@grok draw him pregnant

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>>80625836

i'm not good enough. i'll never be good enough. they'll see right through me. i'm a hack.

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sex with otts

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bye, serpent x

>>80625995
/haha/ certified image

is it really too much to ask for sleep when I close my eyes

>>80625990
i want to be an ott almost too badly

>>80626011
theres way too many stuff in that room it needs only the bare essentials like a bed and the trash on the floor

i feel scared to do it and hatred when someone else does it

>>80626288
i feel that
maybe it's a little subconscious jealousy or envy that they can do these things so easily, much moreso than we can even though we wish we could

most people would laugh at me in my face if i described my life to them

>>80626358
can confirm. i told them about my grade school years and they laughed

>>80625995
is this fox a boy or a girl

>>80626476
boy

most people would… um… actually i dont know what they would say in reaction to me…

>>80626484
in the streets and girl in the sheets?

>>80626493
i usually see him jack his weewee and i think he bottomed once if i recall correctly

>>80626514
this is the kind of stuff you would use to describe me if we were dating and it would be funny but also embarrass me

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should i start taking fiber and finger my butthole again? i havent touched touched myself down there in months

>>80626367
would you rather have them take pity

>>80626583
not really

secretly turning your friend into your boyfriend

>>80626331
and they continue doing it without any repercussions either

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indeed im taking notes

had a dream where i had a huge embarrassing chimpout on one of my managers and got fired and then shortly after i was attacked by a scary creepypasta version of scrat ice age

>>80624445
whats your bmi?
twinks with daddy issues like fatter guys. if youre obese though...

>>80626662
23 bmi

what's your bowel movement index

>>80626764
once a day on average

i'm a little bit of a squirter

>>80626634
maybe you wanna move on your life but you need to be careful of your childhood fears
i dont know how to interpret dreams that well sorry

>>80626796
i dont know how you do it but when i squirt it burns like the fires of hell

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>>80626748
me too... that's not fat-fat, poss. definitely lose some weight if it makes you feel better and boosts confidence, but you arent fat.
when i was with my ex i was 15-20lbs heavier than i am now but loved myself and felt like i looked good. now im lighter and thinner but dont feel as okay with myself.
what i'm saying is its all mental, and while you should lose weight if you wanna, thats not why you cant find someone.
blah blah blah you have to love yourself and all that.
ferks here btw

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Just made it so a deer villager in my animal crossing island greets me by saying "scuts up?" and I'm REALLY jazzed about that

its all in your head, its your move

>about to drink from a bottle
>the cap kind of half open already
>don't remember if i JUST unscrewed it 5 seconds ago
im gonna pour it out in the sink just in case i guess haha i mean what if its poisoned what if they knew exactly which one i would grab at the store at the exact time

>>80626764
i've been dieting so like once a week

https://youtu.be/1YmClsk16_U?si=mF2tRfpB9H2Ig_sI

https://youtu.be/mPZkdNFkNps?si=mQ4l0gJVawOdNOKJ

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>>80622990
Why are there so many twinks with huge uncut wossers? How do I find one in real life???

>>80627230
go to a club and start gropping all the twinks until you find the biggest cream

>>80627230
hes just got a small frame that makes his wosser look bigger
if he was overweight or obese there would be more fat padding around the base to make it look smaller

grow 2 inches with this simple trick

if people with low sex drives could take some responsibility and commit to celibacy instead of trapping innocent victims in loveless relationships, that would be great

what about pbfs with high sex drives but they're too scared to take things further than e-dating

>>80627340
okay

im scared to even e-date

>>80627340
please just leave this guy instead of whining about him every thread

>>80627358
physical touch is important

ive been so frustrated i might start cumming on possters

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>>80627358
literally me

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>>80626572
yeah
post more dogs too

>>80627502
actually physical touch is impossible because everything is made out of atoms that are fundamentally separate

>>80627701
blah blah shut up and let me suck your dick

>>80627701
heat transfer can occur through conduction. rubbing can cause a release of static electricity. sure you can do that yourself but it lacks the stimulation of hormone release and the psychological reinforcement that comes with that rite of passage into adulthood

>>80627701
the nuclei of atoms absolutely can touch each other, it's called nuclear fusion you fucking idiot

fusing on the atomic level with the pbf....

>>80627701
explain why me punching you in the face will hurt you

>>80627820
forming covalent bonds with the pbf

>>80627835
wind

I go back go univ tmrw... fuck

>>80627981
haha, loser
*rots in uneducated poverty*

>>80628027
I mean it's mostly okay but I usually only get 6 hours of sleep per day...

>>80628079
nobody who did anything of note was getting 8 hours of sleep every night

>>80628098
michael jackson did a lot of note and is now sleeping forever checkmate atheist amogus

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9am already

Erm, 11am acktually

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its 2am

i keep getting phasmophobia skits on youtube shorts from this one guy and it's making me want to try to learn the game again
i'm usually not spooked by horror games but playing that one solo actually puts me so on edge
but i also really like deduction-puzzle-type games
grr......

pointing my finger and laughing at the poss who plays video games alone

I hate that webfishing dieded

i wonder if there were any incel-types during world war 2 who took delight in getting to see normgroids suffer

pbf who throws you away because you're an incel

pgf that throws you away for being a femcel

>>80628457
i wonder if there were any during ww1 and took further delight in seeing yet more normgroid suffering 20 years later

neither pgfs nor femcels exist

or like an incel jew in a concentration camp who laughs into his sleeves at the normal jews getting to see what it's like
SNL hire me

Waiter still hasn't brought the raisen de entrée i ordered

>>80628432
well i do have friends but they don't really have the patience for that one

>>80628599
fuck you *throws a rotten tomato at you*

theres a lot of femcels in r9k but i never seen a pgf though i also never seen a pbf either

i think i would do well in a prison or gulag, i already have a prison-like mindset when it comes to life

>>80628656
how so

waiter still hasn't brought me my freshly shaven pink and puffy posshole

>>80628667
i just see this existence as suffering to be endured

crowpbf had to go to the hospital again because somebody mistook him for a drone

>>80628684
that doesn't seem like a prison mindset to me. a prison mindset is about taking from others and making people your bitch

now we only serve unshaven brown flat possholes

bitches be like boydinner!!! and it's a bowl of rice with nothing else

>>80628728
i have the bitch mindset
i'm bitch-made

you better join my gang or else

in a real man's prison like cecot or guantanamo there are no prison bitches, the prisoners are all bitches to the guards

>>80628775
you'd only do well if someone made you their prison gay hole then

coming out of prison after my 10 year sentence and immediately returning to my favorite thread, /haha/

i think i'd cope well with being broken on the wheel
i'd just have a stoic mindset about it

gangraped

>old friend haven't talked to in a while sends look what were doing pic of other old friend haven't seen in longer
>hes whethered, balding, worn out, mouth agape staring at the tv screen
this is what you get to look forward to possies

>>80628906
i've been like that as long as i can remember
well, not balding, but it wouldn't make much of a difference

i dont have old friends

>>80628941
same

posstein has entered the group chat

on a long enough timescale, all friends become enemies
we're lucky to be mortal

>>80628960
no?

>>80628960
maybe you're the one that went bad

>>80628960
all of my ex-friends hate me now
>>80628972
haha probably

>>80628969
yep, nations live longer than individual humans and alliances between nations never last forever

i am possnation and i declare war against the world

minecraft speedrun stress me out

pbf is cheating on me but i do not have the self-respect to leave

i like to eat cheese and i like to eat bacon and i also like to eat bacon with cheeseb ut should i combine the two or eat each separately to enjoy them for longer and still get the same nutrients

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all this beef tallow is making smell like a rotting corpse. i should fast

Hmmm I should draw
*continues to scroll phone in bed*

Hmmm I should crochet
*continues to scroll phone in bed*

how often do you pee your pants? diapers don't count.

Hmmm I should, therefore I am
*continues to scroll phone in bed*

been crying alot lately

>>80629622
i dont wear pants

>>80629631
over what

>>80629622
not anymore but when i'd drink i'd wake up with soaked pants at least once a month

does the smell of rotting flesh farts attract evil spirits?

no but you can trade it for emeralds

>>80625819
>>80625881
>pierced nipples
i'm going feral

>>80625990
they're so brown gay boys

>>80629554
this is what you get when you take spur of the moment diet advice from youtube influencers

i can have sex with hot twink subs this weekend but i'm not sure i care enough to bother. having someone over seems annoying even if it's just to fuck him.

influence me daddy
*watches 8 hour long essay

>>80628457
i wish my pbf didnt delight in watching me suffer

>>80629938
$40 of beef and rice lasts 16 days tho

>>80629972
>ground beef is 10 dollars a pound now
the rice might

bloody lubesharted in my underwear

shouldve weared a diaper

>>80629987
no its $3.75 per pound but i eat all of the fat from boiling it

diaper fags were right... AS USUAL *sigh....

pranking your possmate by locking his septum piercing to his prince albert

>>80630042
no it isnt

>>80630085
you must be buying the premium lean cuts instead of the fatty chuck

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*smooch the nerd*

born to fox
forced to horse

>pbf who tallymarks your buttcheeks every time he cums in you
im currently at zero

i have one cig burn in my ass

my pbf would probably love that if he wasnt scared to meet up

>>80630120
its all expensive now, have you even looked at the price in 5 years? even at walmart, youre not getting 3 dollar a pound meat anywhere

you can't handle ott bussy

are there pbfs that arent scared to meet up?

opinions on ferret boys?

when you kill time you're injuring eternity
and when you speak you casting spells thats why they call it spelling

pbf who kills all your time

>>80630189
new york poss?

>>80630120
ntp but i'm jealous if you're still getting ground beef that cheap. even the fattier stuff is like $6/lb for me. the real lean stuff is about $10/lb

>>80630244
nope

a swish a wave a stroke a flick this spell i cast will small your dick

what if we all had 1-2 inch soft to hard weiners haha

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>>80630214
in zen mode the internal monologue ceases and the illusions turn away

line up everyone and their 2 inch rock hard weewee and lick them all in one go leaving a cum trail

i have to agree with reviewbrah when i had the new quesorito it was good but i didnt taste any spice at all

will they accept a white boy in chinatown

>>80630189
$4 per pound but still affordable for me

>>80630342
me in the middle and everyone itt and in my life surrounding me laughing and mocking me and ridiculing me for my failures

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>>80630399
where do you people live i can't even go to aldis and find it under 7 dollars

>>80630403
shut up ferks

>>80630418
washington state

when i was younger everyone thought the buddha was that fat chinese guy but the knowledge seems to have trickled down to the normies that it's not

>>80630411
>have to buy it in frozen burger form
i guess that makes more sense

feelin kinda ouppy today

>>80630485
trips of truth

the bot is malfunctioning

kitsune (yokai) boy

>>80630244
what's up poss did you decide you wanna go to jim's steakout and have a stinger sub after all

uncle ferks...

remembering that time me and my friend went to the park late at night and threw all the benches in the lake. it was like 15 benches. why did we do that?

>>80630650
BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW

for me it's anthro guys awhi are just bear

who*
dumb phone keyboard

>>80630650
You do stupid shit when you're young.
My friends and I used to walk around the school after hours and smack the plastic EXIT plates off of the LED exit lights, then one of the friends made a wall of them in his bedroom
It was kinda cool but man we were assholes

i deserve all the hate i get

>>80630824
i dont hate you poss

>>80630863
you dont know me long enough then

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>>80620803
>boyhold
dont mind if i do
*holds you*

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Stop clenching bibas or else

i need to take more zinc

i need to have more stink

i need to study again im so useless without knowledge and money

Great, big zinc is here....

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great, big stink is here

>>80631103
no way...

>>80631103
uh oh
stinky

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>>80631103
big stink is scary.....

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i saw

I want to hang with the pretty furboys

>>80631446
i dont

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>>80631311
poor poss

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>>80631488
if it makes you feel any better there wasnt any food left so its not like big stink stole anything from poss

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last poss, make it count

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>>80631536

when will they invent big penis humiliation

>>80631311
goth boy who bullies you

stage 1 pokemon with horsecocks

>>80632094
what like blitzle or mudbray or any of the sowrds of justice?

>>80632138
all of them

sir there's no easy way of saying this i'm afraid your condition has progressed to stage 5 pokemon with horsecocks, im transferring you to palliative care

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try finger but hole

>>80632477
Ralsei and Lamb (from Cult of the Lamb)?!?! Is that allowed?!?

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>>80632513
it works for my penis and that's all that matters

>>80630600
what?
my nieces and nephews call me 'uncle fox'

>>80632586
bunny tops...

bunny hops

>hey poss whats on your mind?
uhh, you?
>*silence*
uhh, its snowing?
>yeah it is!

phew, saved it

otter bf who sits on your face

i ate so much today i almost just threw up from burping
i think i need to do one of those fasts next week

electrosex