/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4488>"Scammed" Edition--Stories--By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>As of yet untitled Lackadaisy storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By Sable_Wren>A Match Tale (Ch. 1) [Revised]https://archiveofourown.org/works/65403535By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 29)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By RibbonRollz>Hmofaquesthttps://ribbonrollz.itch.io/hmofaquestBy TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Revised)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536By MetalStone>Interpol Hearts (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/73403321By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Homeloid>A Space Marine Among Animalshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/75321556By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By LionfriendWritefriend>Ashley is Pregnant (Ch. 2)https://rentry.co/iytawh3kBy Anonymous>Mother Knows Besthttps://rentry.co/oitookf4By Anonymous>Mink Cuddlinghttps://rentry.org/minkcomfsessionBy WantedOutlaw>I Remember Your Face. Do You Remember Mine? (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66856327[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80615507Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Oh yeah,Thred.
>>80622222Espeon has the tastiest cookie because she can mind warp you and your tastebuds to release dopamine
>>80622238Oh yeah. Shed. (get it, like a snek shedding her old layer of skin, hahaha)
Cougar waifur who's only in her early 20s and gets really annoyed people assume she's a milf just because she's a cougar and her species is slang for milf
Thinking about a pair of miscreant sci-fi smugglers that spend more time butting heads than making money. Obviously it’s bc they’re both into eachother but neither is gonna admit that and let the other one win.
>>80622275>preordering a milf cougar by impregnating her and giving her a child in her early 20sstonks
>>80622222Blessed quints!!!
>>80622275She probably insists on being called a puma, or mountain lion/mountain cat in her frustration.
>>80622282/hmofa/ aside, I wish there were more sci-fi series about a crew of people just doing their job as like cargo haulers or something.
This is what scalies want to see when they come home.
>>80622222This was actually Morgan herself drawing this, I just imagine her sad expression when you give a visible look of disdain.
>>80622346Cute.
>>80622282MORE SIZE DIFFERENCE COUPLES YES YES YES
>>80622222Checking those quints
Reminder that it's not gay if it's for her father
If I ever become a politician, which I do plan on running for office, what're some things you guys want me to do?Maybe someday I can get elected to Congress, or maybe even become Governor.
Sleeping skunk.
>>80622353Now I'm imagining Morgan trying to do a self portrait of herself, but they keep coming out looking like Lynn, which makes her start crying
>>80622514Her ass is so large it's off puttingStill cute though would
>>80622400>>80622309Very quick, slightly higher effort doodling. Idk if I’ll do anything other than just draw them more, but for now let’s call them Rachel and Ronnie. They’re freight-contractors for space Amazon or some shit living in and running cargo out of the shittiest shitbox to ever leave the atmosphere. They bicker like an old married couple. Think maybe mordecai and rugby from regular show if they were sexually frustrated and frequently trapped together in the Millenium falcons store-brand ugly cousin.
>>80622588*mordecai and rigby. I can’t type after 4 beer
>>80622588I'm liking this already.Cute raccoon.Checked>>80622600LolChecked again
>>80622222Just realized not only did the OP get quints but this is also thread #4488 so double dubsBlessed digits
>>80622525I imagine it where every time she tries to draw herself, she ends up with a unique chimera combo every timeLike hitting random on the character creation screen over and over
Im preparing references for a Minhee drawing, and I thought I'd share my process, as Minheeanon might like this.Right figure is a ~6" figure, and is representing a typical 6' tall human male, and left figure is a 4" figure, representing a 4' tall Minhee (I know that she's shorter at 3'9", but this close enough!), and the pistol is a normal sized pistol for the bigger figure, but would be oversized for the smaller figure, and THAT is what I was trying to get right, since Minhee is a tiny girl, and I wanted her pistol to help scale how small she is, without the need for a taller character present to compare.
>>80622514Imagine the smell.
Goat who's a throat goatThink about it
Reminder that bunnies are for eating
>>80622823Out.
>>80622823Now I'm sad :(Poor bunny
>>80622687Neat! Yeah it makes sense to use figures like that. They're not great for anatomical ones, but as proportional/general pose references they work well. I actually have been meaning to get one of those Body-kun ones alongside the pose holder.>HeightsHonestly I kinda pull a MollyAnon and have her shift between the upper 3 foot range so she's crouch height with Manager (Manager also fluctuates, he's between 6 and upper 5.)I kind of like the idea that the government allows anthros to include their ears in their height range on ID/Driver's licenses.
>Officers from the National Waifur Distribution Service show up to my door>They tell me to hold out my hand>I do so>They drop pic related into it and immediately leave>The nanosecond I step back into my house she jumps out of my hand and runs under my couchbros what the fuck do I do they literally just gave me a mouse in a dress and I've been chasing her around my house for last hour
Mischievous fantasy pseduo-Italian (specifically Neapolitan) kobold. Y/N?I came up with the very very basics of the language she speaks."Çeo, imi suemo Simertola." (Translation: Hello, I am Simertola."
>>80622886You gotta try to coax her out with something and get her to trust you. Might take a while though.
>>80622907Does she speak in AI Italian brainrot animals?
>>80622907Look cute idk Italian
>>80622823No, i put a end to this even if I have to die and I don’t even like bunnies that much
>>80622907 (me)Actually, that's not a super accurate translation now that I read my notes again. A better one would be "Hello, my name (is) Simertola."She's got green scales, two little horns, and is very cute.>>80622926Uh no, no she does not.>>80622930Don't worry, that's not Italian, nobody but me knows this language, and even I can barely speak it.
>>80622852Blank body figures like body-kun aren't bad, as I have used the figma variant quite a bit. Pro-tip, if you hit up your local Ross, you SHOULD be able to find a 6" and a 4" star wars figure, totalling like $20 or less. They have decent articulation, and can give you a solid size scale between the two to use as a permanent ref between "Manager" and "Minhee".This girl is currently available at Ross, and stands at dick height with this figure (she's a head shorter than the other 4" figure I used earlier), though the bigger figure DOES stand a tad over 6", he is a GI Joe, and the line is also pretty commonly available within Rosseseseseses.
>>806226871 foot is 12 inches, so each foot should be 1.2cm(12mm) and not 1cm (10mm)
>>80623001??I only used freedom units ...
>>80623041No I'm just saying that using centimeters for foot won't be accurate because a centimeter is 10 mm, while a foot is 12 inYour 6cm model in relation to the 4cm model does not equate a 6 foot model and a 4 foot model
>>80623001>>80623080http://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/compsizes.xhtml
>>80622823>that picContext?
>>80622886Keep doors closed as much as possible, leave bowls of seeds in each room, weigh them first and then weigh them daily. Include notes asking about her hobbies and introducing yourself. When you notice one bowl’s lighter than the others, that’s the room she’s hiding in. Create a 5 gallon bucket trap by filling it with bedding and treats that smell strongly, then a ramp up to the edge. Your wife will be in the bucket in the morning. Don’t chase her too much much, it’s very scary. Can you imagine a huge, hunky human chasing after you when you’ve only just met?
>>80623080"6cm model"It's a 6 INCH tall figure, not a 6 CENTIMETER tall figure.Aka a 1:12 scale figure, so 1 inch is equal to 12 inches, aka 1 foot (' represents feet, while " represents inches).Therefore, a 4" figure roughly equates to a 4' tall individual.
My anthology reached 1,000 hits on Ao3. Neat.I don't know if that's a lot, but it sounds cool. I still don't really get it though, is my writing actually enjoyable? I feel like a lot of it is kinda samey and good Lord do I use a lot of commas. Is it just because greentexts aren't as common as they used to be? In any case, this is nice I guess.Tonight, Christmas Mal0 and chubby bird sequel. There was gonna be a third thing but I completely forgot what, so maybe just suggest something.
To that one anon that wanted more of my evil ferret girl character, somethings cooking
>>80623255That was me, I'm that Anon. I am now looking forward to it.
>>80623106she fell and scraped her knee :(
>>80623172I don’t even know what numbers are good. 1,000 feels like a lot! Congrats!Make >>80622886 this a story
>>80623274I too have Darkest Dungeon-esque mental breaks when I scrape my knee. Don't even get me started on stubbing my toe!
>>80622222You know what, I'll restrain myself from shitposting in this thread out of respect for these godly OP quints good Lord I kneel
>>80622823Sowwy ma’am, but I’m a vegetawian. I just wook for wabbit giwlfwiends for the spowt. A-ha-a-a-a-
Jessica would fit here,but I'm not posting her since I have literally zero art of her
>>80623507Who?
>>80623521My "not-toy chica" oc who's a duck
>>80622308two thoughts pop into my head>some languages use puma with the exact same implication cougar has in english>mountain lion? I barely even know her!
>>80623172Too many commas is better than too few commas. If you think your sentences are to long, though, break them up. The act of writing is the act of rewriting, and vice-versa.
"Never go dungeon delving without one of THESE!""Is that a... Weapon?"
>>80622308there's like over 200 names for that one animal due to how wide spread they are and used to be
>>80623612Is that a Glock brand 1911?
>>80623636I committed a heresy and amalgamed a pistol. The initial model is some weird ass sci-fi "totally not a ballistic pistol" thing, that I mistakenly started to emulate, but quickly realized my error.FOGIVANEZ PUREEZ!!
I've been gone for a while. Have some doodles.How's the thread been for the last couple months?
>>80623703Ya missed the boob chart!
>>80623720Is the zemster really a J cup?
>>80623730It's an interpretative list.
And a few more doodles, plus the songs for the noteshttps://youtu.be/KxDDNzG1lxM?si=l3CnAqHGkhTFKXk6https://youtu.be/JXEPi7cnJ08?si=dakRANIlVi66Qyv2>>80623720Marvelous. Also damn, that's a lot of new icons.
>>80623730>Hyper character is hyper
>>80623740Well I interpret it as shit.Not because I disagree with the rankings, but because the fucking near-human primate that made it felt that it was a good idea to do a tier that had dark grey text on a dark grey backdrop>>80623779I'm just askin' man
>>80622907I support this entirely on the grounds that there is an eternal need for more 'bolds. Unless you actually know Italian, it may be hard to anything more than simple phrases though.>>80622823The fuck
>>80623720That's the uncorrected chart
>>80623612Aww, this is cute. I like seeing the thread mice interacting.
>>80622823Isn't this shit cub abuse? Don't hurt the cubs!
>>80623900How many cubs do you need to paint a wall?
>>80623946Aren't cubs created when you paint the walls?
>>80623988fuck you, spat out my coffee
bnnuys do not belong in civilized society. They should be banished to the forests and meadows they came from
>>80623988No instead they get deleted from existence when I paint the walls red.
>>80624239Yeah yeah, go back to bed edge lord.
>>80623703Good to see you still around. As for the thread, it bounces between decent and abysmal dogshit, so about the same really.
she keeps her humie in there
>>80622823Go away Alisa.
>>80624252Nah. Infact I (>>80623946) was setting up a punchline for a joke
>>80623703Why are they fighting african natives
>>80624462I know. My joke was better.
Waifur bush
furbitches are for using
"not shitposting today" my assnever trust a shiter
>>80624538No it wasn't flinging children into a wall is funnier
>>80624538>>80624252We need more hmofa lolis badly
>>80624586Ash baby IS really funny, I'll give you that.
>>80624462
>>80624594We need anthro lolis getting thrown onto the wall and splattering into red paste and also screaming like little babies
Mayor FEETington
>>80624635
>>80624605But it is funny. You are just a grumpy old man.
>>80624635>>80624645Illogical bean distribution
>>80624663Illogi- SNNNNIIFFF ah, SNIIFFF ah
>>80624682Motherfucker has never sniffed feet and jerks iff to it like a loser
>>80622238This bad girl can fit so many carbs.
>>80624594Hmofa cub being niche makes all the creators more esoteric. I'd hate if they get popular and start doing random fag's OC commissions.
>>80624693>Motherfuc-SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFF
time to post a bun
A little bit too wild...
>>80623255What the fuck who is this
>>80624801bitch fuck off with this garbage
>>80623255GOOD KEEP CROOKIN
>>80624801Turning good girls bad is peak /hmofa/core
>>80624824Just crop out the last panel desu
>80624834me when i lie
>>80624801doesn't look like a furry
>>80624840It's always the last panel lol
>>80623703>>80623750Welcome back you absolute legend. Nice doodles.
>>80623636
>>80624864>>80624840You can see it's a gangbang from the third panel forward
why do i have this weird false memory that siege posted here once
>>80624894That's her unkempt hair
>>80624906No dumbass look at the phone and the other guy on the right
>>80624322
