/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadIdeal Female Height EditionPrevious: >>80617318
Very good. Yes, very good session. Mhm. Very good writing. Very fun writing. Goodo. Good stuff. Tasty. Yummy.
>>80623863>Pins down>Plap Plap Plap.
>>80623528My ideal height is more like 5ft. I’m a little bit taller than that so I already feel like a freak lol
>>80623933Don't worry. You're still in demand.
>>80623897OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!>Peristalsis, LeBlanc-tier super intense VAGINA tugging combined with leg lock finisher to make sure it's 100% PREGGO SEXO.And to think there was a time where someone could do this to Nyarla any time she showed up and be rewarded for it. CRAZY.
>>80623952Still awake Nozo? Morning.
>>80623970I am Italian. It's 10:09 AM for me. It would be worse if I weren't awake.
>>80623954Nyarla was pretty great. A shame they fell asleep a ton.
>>80623954Compared to your post, which is definitely genuine, and not insane ramblings?
>>80623991Somnophilia play where my partner writes a sleeping character but they're actually awake and roleplaying with me.>>80624058I am always genuine because my genuine feelings are quite vile and predatory! Mark my words, I will one day enact the most sickeningly self-indulgent session you've ever seen!Did you see my recent post about Denji's chin-blades melting away so he wouldn't hurt Reze? Excuse me, but that was a pretty cool post made by me there!
>>80624176Is this Rance? I was reading your play. I’m not commonly into the Angel x Denji pairing but I found it enticing. You two did great.
>>80624264Shut up. Don't make me rape you.
>>80624176You posts are pretty cool. I feel like roleplaying some brief schizo babble. It was meant for Toji, but I lost interest. Would you humor me?
There he goes again.
>>80624372Haa? You wanna write? Write! Be sex about it!
*eyesroll*
>>80624571Gahaha! Ransu and Nozomi writingu! The thought of it makes my kokoro burn with passion!
>>80624621Trip on Broodsow. I'd rather not be forced to endure your stupidity if I could avoid it.
>>80624460Toji. My name is John Deer. I've been possessed by the war devil. In fact, I am the war devil. I use people. Some time ago, a woman snuck up on me in the shower. She told me I turned in the water like a rotisserie chicken. Sweet as she is, I would only accept her trust and company together, or not at all. I've had you unknowingly make a point to her three times now, but she's still in denial. My fourth attempt would not have been a trick: I was going to politely ask you to name a mobile suit. I've lost interest by now, but I sense the suspense is killing some people. Give me the correct answer, an incorrect answer, or none at all.
>>80624671Women accosting you in the shower... Some men die of thirst while others drown. If a girl is still in denial after three attempts at reasoning with her, then you already know what I would've done.OZ-13MS. Epyon. Where's my blowjob?
>>80624815Wow, Ransu! Your Toji impression is perfect. Adding a model number... that's so like him. This was an excellent RP, and you are an excellent RPer.
>>80624844There is no impression. Blowjob. On your knees.
Get out those DSL.
>>80624904Shove it in my chest hole Rance
Whether you like him or don't like him, there's nothing you can do about it, because Rance is number 1.
>>80623528Big titty female bro (male) roleplayer!
>>80625004More like number 2.
Misuzu didn't deserve that.
>>80624970As you wish~
>>80625051Misuzu and Rance actually came around at the same time. They're like classmates.
>>80625072She turns 30 soon I think.
>>80625087Yeah. 30 is 1/10 Rance's weight too. Lots of coincidences.
>>80625099Kek
>>80625004Who is number 1? You're, number 6.
>>80625106Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce
I would suck him off if he stopped ignoring me
>Flare is nice to him>Misu is nice to himSo what's Nozo's secret
>>80625099It takes a lot of patience to deal
>>80625270My secret is that I have no interest in fuckign either of them.
>>80625287See? This is exactly the kind of stupidity I am talking about.
>>80625316It's not stupidity. I am not a threat to them; they have nothing to fear from being nice to me. I would never misinterpret a signal and mistake a 'no' for a 'yes' like most other people do.
>>80625270>I can fix himBoth are destined for unhappiness with that mentality.
>>80625357I am quite sure neither Flare nor Misuzu wants to fix me. You're literally pulling that out of your ass.
>Obsessed with damaged menThat's how you know they're biofems lmao
>>80625395Women want damaged men who are 6', six figures, and with a six pack. I am definitely not one. Damaged men with me are just garbage, and nobody is obsessed with people like me except trolls with you wanting a quick shitpost.
>>80625341You said it.
>>80625433>List of demandsDid you ask them or did you just assume?
>>80625447They told me. They made it clear every time that I was not worth them. I learned my place. Maybe you should learn yours.I have no value. And people with no value in this world have no right and deserve nothing. Apaprently not even to die with dignity.
There's also the fact that Flare is probably, literally half your focking age Nozo, ya old coot. Don't do anything retarded unless you want interpol up yo pasta niggerass.
victimzomi
>>80625482>They told meYou got receipts or are you just making shit up again?
>>80625502I don't want to do anything with Flare or anyone else here. Stop projecting your idiocy on me, Poverty Asuna.>>80625511Yes, I do have receipts. I even put them in my tax declaration.
>>80625511And that, boys, is Caren at his finest.
>>80625530That's not Caren. There is not enough urine being involved.
Milky trying to pressure Yoshi to do lactation again the minute they returned was funny.
>>80625571kys
>>80625571Seriously?
>>80625598No one will ever notice me. Not even myself. That's how hopeless I am.I'm not crying. Just stating a cold hard truth. One you will never accept since you are an idiot who only cares about getting his hand petted by a character he likes.
>>80625598Yes. In the last thread.
>>80625087Please, call me 17. I’m still eternally 17. On the internet, at least I am.
>>80625654That would make you underage and you can be banned for saying that you idiot.
>>80625524>ReceiptsLink em pastanigger. Provide proof that Flare and Misuzu told you their expected demands for men.LINK EM LINK EM LINK EM SHITTERLYING FAGGOT
>>80625721Fine, it’s much less attractive but 19 is hot too.
>>80625615least dramatic hg refugee
>>80625740Because I am tired of being abused, bullied, and overtly stabbed nonstop, and I want to stop doing that. I've been trying to act better, but nothing has changed. The only thing I achieved is making myself more miserable because now I have to endure your stupidity, too.
>>80625724You didn't listen to a single word of what I said, didn't you? I have no interest in Flare nor Misuzu; therefore, I never once asked them. I was stalking all the other women in my life, not the one you are so obsessed over.And this aside, I do not think Flare and Misuzu are naturally born females.
>>80625765>>80625771Wait which one of you is Nozo
Misuzu is so fucking boring
>>80625832I was a lot more exciting when I was unhealthy and unmedicated. I hear that a lot. Nowadays I enjoy fluffy inoffensive roleplay.Were you looking for more intrigue, Mister? Want me to pepper my words with fantasy?
>>80625858You don't need to fail for any bait.
>>80625874Of course. This one just resonated with me since I’ve heard it a lot. From friends, people that liked me, and some at work.
>>80625740Wrong, Anon. You are approaching me.You can't even troll properly. What kind of sad human being are you?
>>80625883You're threading into my niche of retardation here. Nothing good comes from that.
I want to worship hands like these.
Azula moment.
>>80624671For the record, I had half my mind to splash you with icy water, or pull back the curtain with a knife in hand, to give you a spook. Apparently just being there was enough to startle you though, and it was real cute. What I'm /trying/ to say, is that I have terrible, exciting thoughts, but I still play to my audience. You don't trust me because while I do harbor devious intent, I rather do a slow release instead of terrify you right from the beginning. Make up whatever excuse you want as to why we shouldn't continue to be friends, but I'm still gonna swing by your place for my boots, velvet cape, craft supplies, and MOST importantly: my Emma manga. Don't expect me anytime soon, driving in the snow on hills wasn't the best, and I rather wait until spring.
I miss how Owain would fuck the shit out of me and I'd get called a claimed whore and a Snowbunny for the next week. I miss that feeling.
Where's the ERP huh? C'mon guys. Start sucking cock.
>>80626293We know nozo
>>80626316YOU start sucking cock
>>80626326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCFzQMJvl3c
>>80626336Okay. You gonna offer or are you also screaming into the void, pussy?
