haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80620707/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
whas everpossy doin tonight
>>80636096eatan and drinkan and wossan
>>80636096Gonna go destroy my legs and abs at the gym (hopefully it's empty)Then come home and sip and shake and lay in bed, watch some tv and woss to twink posshole
>>80636096Playing ats with friends
>>80636096gave myself a shave and haircut and trimmed my pubes and later i'm gonna cook a steak, yum yum, lookin good and feelin good yuppers! how are you poss senpai?
>>80636096nothing really
>>80636216im good, just chillin with some pizza trying to find something to watch. steak does sound yummy
sometimes if I'm bored or tired i imagine coming out to my parents to make my heart pound
i think theres an unspoken assumption from my parents that im gay
>>80636516that's kinda nice it's better than them being completely oblivious and having to come out to them and see the disappointment on their faces
>>80636096unhappy
>>80636096Drinking and playing videogames. Deadpool is fun in marvel rivals. But fuck me if I haven't run into some of the most annoying retards that instantly give up a match when they can't pick a character.
>>80636686im not even gay im bi is the thing
>>80636686my parents are actually cool with me being gay
>>80636516my mom definitely knows but dad has to be in complete denial about it and if he knew he’d probably stop talking to me and our relationship would be ruined and I’d probably kill myself some time afterward. I love my parents and know one day it’s all going to crash down. It hurts a lot thinking about it.
he was a poss boyhe was a yeen boycan i make it anymore obvious
>>80636516my mom and sister fliflop on the issue on some days they think im just a down on his luck straight guy and on others they think im a secret flamboyant homo
>>80636096going homegonna make tea and scroll instagram and stuff
bi pbf with gay vibes
i think i have straight vibes
>>80637043gays and transgendereds hate me irl because im too good at being straight passing and they assume I'm a blue collar chud
>>80637115oh no big strong chuddie boy please don't cum in my trannyfag ass
i have stupid unlikable moron vibes
>>80637115i dont leave the house so i dont really know if that applies to me
i'm likeable enough but i'm gonna have to go through with putting myself out there beyond posting anonymously on the internet if i want anyone to actually like me
>>80636096playing minecraft and crying.
>>80637284thats so me
>>80637412wanna practice on each otherwanna practice kis-uh uh chatting
almost time for yeens milking of the day
>yeen is so loose only 2 foot long horse cocks can please himi never stood a chance....
i posted someones nudes in a thread and they found out about it. i wasn't behind a vpn at the time so what are the chances the mods give my IP and location to them if they ask? am i going to jail???
you should kys
>>80637630You're going to jail. Might as well post them here again. Why would you do that sort of thing anyway
>>80637630why did you post someones nudes in a thread
>>80637630like, someone you know personally and locally? why?
>>80637649>>80637653>>80637656because they're a bad person and manipulative and i wanted to do something messed up to them. they don't know it was me, they think it was someone else
I saw this on the sidewalk today, and I felt instantly called out.
CHUD
>>80637730>>80637730>and this is my chud son, poss. say hello poss! sorry, he's shy
>>80637685that's ugly and gross, even if they're ugly and gross. you're both ugly and gross people. pee-yew
>>80637697i think you just spraypainted that yourself for attention depler
>>80637939im sorry
does this to you
>>80637685lol ur cooked lil broyou probably won't get fucked over it but you should feel really fucking bad and pathetictry to be better than that
>>80637536trvth nvke
>>80638065same energy
>>80637511>>80637536giwtwm
>>80637630nothing will happen, people do that all the time
is it ok to be white?
>>80638392how big is your dick?
>>80638392no. turn black. NOW.
>>80638392in time you will be my latina wife
>>80638511pipe down carlos
>>80638528no no i'm white
i thought we were all getting chinesier
more sweet milk tea or water?
you met me at a very amerikkkan time in my life
負鼠是世界上的黑鬼。
okay i thought i was fine then the customer wrote a letter to the company president but i still thought i was fine but now i have 3 days off next week and im in a different role for the 4 days im onnow im pissed! you'd think i suckerpunched that old lady
the spider who lives in the corner of my room seems to be using her silk to build somethingI think she's building a place to lay eggs in
>>80638900:oi guess as long as she doesn't lay eggs in you
>>80638933I don't think there's any species of spider who'd do that...
i got chinese twice today so far
i HATE spiders
>>80639310I don't love them, but they don't go out of their way to hurt me (unlike mosquitos), so I don't see any reason to kill themI feel bad every time I accidentally kill a bug...
>>80639004american chinese is not chinese
>>80639482thats cool dude
>>80639519it's not cool it's literally cultural appropriation
>>80639482but chinese people made it
speak a little crab rangoon for em derek
>>80639586chinese people aren't real stop gaslighting me
>>80639004Yeah okay just ignore >>80639482 what did you get?
>>80636900I haven't dated after telling my parents that I'm gay (is been a few years) so they think I'm straight again and my mom keeps trying to hook me up with chicks who's moms she knows. My Dad never brought it up but he took it a lot better when I told him he basically just said "It's your life man do whatever you want"
>>80639482real chinese is organ meats, which are very healthy for you but it depends where it's sourced from, how it's prepared etc.
>>80639701lol
>>80639641don't ignore me
liver and onions is probably one of the healthiest things you can eat
Semantics poss should get a hobby and let a nibba eat his food
>>80639790nobody said you can't eat it, just don't assume it's real chinese food
>>80636096my hopes are video game and tasty food and coffee and ginger cookie later with a possibility of wossing or boy appreciation too
>>80639571thats cool dude
it seems that every ftm guy has a serious case of gay vpoce
>>80640078every ftm guy also has a terrible haircut for some reason
is gayface real
>>80640124scientifically, yes
>>80639965don't bully me
saw a lady on the bus who i thought was trans because of her makeup and strong chin but i think she was just cisi said hi and said she looked cool and asked if i could look at her more which she consented to and then i asked hair questions and we got off at the same stop and went our separate ways
>>80640124Yeah, look in a mirror.
>>80640213alrighty then
>>80640258>it's true
>>80640213that's kinda weird she probably thought you were gonna rape her
Hope you're all doing as well as can be, posses.
>>80640447yeah livin the dream. how you doing poss?
>>80640396i dont have a penis
>>80640490I'm doing pretty well thank you, preparing to eat and then have a big sleep probably
>>80640565cool. what are you eating?
>>80640447im doing okay
HELPRACCOONS TOOK MY PENIS
>>80640213what kind of schizo is tranvestigating strangers on the bus
>>80640633devious
>>80640611Pappa Ronney's Peemza>>80640627Sometimes doing okay is good, hope you have a nice weekend or something coming up to push you over into better than okay times
>>80640662its not transvestigating i just thought she was trans
>>80640707good dinner
hehehehehehehe its a little chilly
>>80640707i love when possums eat pizza it just feels right to me
the scene from the terminator where it's his pov and he's analyzing the bar guy except he calculates waist to hip ratio and skull size
>>80640856is this a racial phylogeny thing or what
>>80640836probably celsius i.e. BABYMODE
>>80640555don't have to have a penis to rape someone
>>80640856i dont remember that
>>80640949rape is power + privilege so .... yeah :/
i could rape if i wanted to, i just don't want to
>>80640946nope -17C!
>>80640999umm men are literally the least powerful most unpriveleged sex in the 21st century...
>>80640555oh boy femposter is back tome for the thread to go to shit
tome
straight sex with femposs! cumming inside femposs!
quick everyone transition so we're all girls and she's not special anymore
oops i meant to boof this vodka but instead i shoved the bottle of shotafication juice up my ass
>>80641265i don't have that kind of money
>>80641294ohme either...
rape is you + me
how did the tubgirl lass do thatthat's impressive
>>80641265if we do that she'll stare us down on public transit and then blogpost on here about how she spotted a new pet minority
my husband
>>80641573being kept as a pet...
I miss the Lethal Company era of friendslop games
>>80641602woah whats his name
i wish youtube would stop showing me shitty ai slop "music" on my reccomended page it's getting really tiresome. i should install that plugin that lets you actually get rid of channels when you hit don't reccomend channel, but it doesn't matter because there's 10000 billion indians making different channels for it.i fucking hate ai and how it's destroying every single thing that i love that wasn't ruined by trannies already.
>>80641871Daniel, I love him sm
damn daniel
>>80642382thats very cute good for you poss
>>80641898i wish they'd stop showing me their stupid jewish ads
>>80642523You can just get an adblocker for that padre.
was a lil rough but i made it
tall muscular big breasted women with strong jaws broad shoulders and thin waistsive got a type
>>80642642how big is her cock
>>80642528they dont work
>>80642651above average but she doesnt brag about it shy and bashful yup ive a type
i think i would quit youtube if they made me watch ads
>>80642787nearly everyone wouldi skip them every chance i get
i dont have a type
>>80642809>nearly everyone wouldmost people here, maybe, i don't think the average goycattle would
>>80642786cute (you)
youtube probably knows i would quit it somehow and that's why they let my adblocker still work, for now
pbf that stank
i think most peoples ad blockers still work that poss is just stupid
I think most people should be really nice to me
>>80642864not for long
thinking about cat boobies again u_u
>>80642936don't put feline agp thoughts in my head again
>>80642947
>>80642975kitties two of them
>>80642987i wish i was a kitties and that i had a gf who was also a kitties so we could be two kitties
>>80643032take your catstrogen
>>80643069
when is society gonna collapse or world war 3 gonna happen or aliens invade or zombie virus spread or yellowstone erupt or the poles shift or SOMETHING
I really love my pbf, I love looking at him when I can't talk to himI hope someday I can be with him
>>80643108>gays>lovelolyou are a sodomite motivated solely by perversion and lust
>>80643101sooner than you think
>>80643101sorry dor your life being boring if i were there i wouldnt let you one minute out of bed to think about those
nothing ever happens
>>80643151until it does
so do you think the greenland thing is going to resolve by europe rolling over and submitting for literally no reason, or by trump getting bored and forgetting about it again
i think i want a cute greenlder to suck my cock while i finger his ass
i don't know let me ask poss he is a geopolitical expert
>>80642787my mother has a modern tv and when i go visit her it sometimes turns on by itself and plays the "relaxing music and beach footage" channel but there's also ads every few minutesi don't know how anybody tolerates this i don't even like billboards
>>80643237that's true he is
>>80643200they're retarded if they think they're just gonna go in and take it, or snatch up denmark's president
>>80643261we have the fucking guns and freedom of speech and if you have a damn thing to say about you can kiss my ass dirtbag cocksucker tired of this mickey mouse bullshit son i'll put a boot up your ass goddammit
>>80643261problem: they are retarded
>>80643200if iran pans out he will forget about itif it doesn't he will maybe do something but will probably just get blocked by congress and cope on truth social about it until he finds a new made up meme issue to distract people with
i want american pussy
i wish i had an american pussy
i want to cuddle
>>80643282there is no we, you're not part of their group
oh yeah we should probably invade iran before israel pulls 6 million 9/11s and makes us do it
>>80643261i honestly hope we do and get humbled, but the same thought process occurred with venezuela and we fucking did it perfectly so that's probably emboldened the administration to go for someone/something else. idk what the generals are thinking or if they'd be okay with attacking allied generals they were probably having friendly chatter with a year ago, but they'd probably just get fired anyway if they went against orders
im gonna kill a poss tonight with my fat belly and small dick
>>80643350it was 20 guys against 100+they used frequency weapons which made them bleed from every hole on their bodythey're not going to be able to do the same thing to denmark, russia and china wont let them
im worried that i need to be more sexual to please my pbf and be valuable to him but going to work basically psychically castrates me and i can't really think about anything other than sleeping or shooting myself how long do i have before he gets a dog and moves on?
>>80643351are you a fat guy (ugly) or fat guy (whore)
>>80643324this is america you little maggot and if you don't like it you can get the fuck out goddammit goddammit motherfucker bullshit yeehaw ride em cowboy now ain't that something shieet bix nood muhfugga oh sayyy can you see for the people by the people of the people ayyy im walkin heah surf's up brah!
>>80643351i like to sometimes jack off to fat guys and imagine their big fat bellies smooshing against my balls and penis as they fuck me
>>80643387im the fat guy duh
ohhhh my online friend got a new best online friend that they spend all their time with now instead of me and i thought i was too old and emotionally mature to be jealous but i am a little jealous unfortunately
>>80643416like a bounce house for your penis ans balls
my online friends deserve better than me
>>80643368we'll see. it's two different ballparks, but the same was said about venezuela. with trump wanting to postpone midterms, a larger conflict would be a good way to do it; and it feels like there's no meaningful internal check and balance to stop that at this point. if big boy wants a war, he'll fire anyone competent in his way until he gets it.
my online friends owe me cock pics
not a fan of having to live in hell
any time i have a nightmare it's just some variant on me going to work
have the vibes improved since the last time you posted about hell
>>80643528no sorry
my nightmares usually involve me dying from being shot or drowning or being killed by bears(animal)
>>80643545sorry
>>80643541what is this trend i've been seing of drawing porn and putting a low opacity meme face in the background for no reason
>>80643541ugggghhhhhhh..... ugh! uggghh...........
WE'VE GOT THE BOMB AND WE'VE GOT THE WILL AND WE'VE GOT THE MONEY AND WE'VE GOT GODDDDD ON OUR SIDE SO YOU BETTER STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT SON
>>80643602which god certainly not jesus
>>80643614I look sorta like this but I'm not morbidly obese I'm just a little chubby.
>>80643638bruh lowkey thought he was spittin' fax wit dis one but ts not bussin' fr ong famalam
>>80643614i bullied a kid named zack in elementary school and that negative karma is why my life sucks
we're all thinking it, but everyone's afraid to come out and say it
say what
>>80643614*puts my fingers in his mouth**makes an unfunny ff7 zack reference*
no wait dont reply chicken butt im auto posting this please dont :(
fatstupididiotsayswhat
we all feel the same way, and you all know exactly what i mean, but we've been conditioned to keep quietwell it's time to change that
what
>>80643846yeah it's time to kill all faggots
there's a topic i know is on all of our minds right now, but no one's got the guts to spill it
eating a big ass bowl of tomato soup annd driking a lot of beer
i want to masturbate to fatties but i have to pee so basically everything is ruined
it's time to put aside the rhetoric and get down to what we're all REALLY craving to talk about right now
i have to pee too should we get up to pee at the same time
you know it, i know it, EVERYbody knows it, but nobody wants to be the first to say it
you should buy a 4chan pass so you can post about yourself with a lower cooldown
this conspiracy of silence cannot stand. it's time for real, honest, capable posses to start discussing the cold hard facts that no one else wants to
>>80643910ok i'll say iti want to kill myself
>>80643963is this your fursona or did you just find him and feel like posting him
something's been gnawing at my mind lately, and i know it's been troubling you too. but who among us has the cajones to come out and talk turkey?
>>80643973nah I wish I’m just in a fat poss bf mood
>>80643910kitties are girls and dogs are boys
this mindless chatter is all well and good, but there comes a time when you gotta tighten your belt, tuck in your shirt, and get down to brass tacks about the uncomfortable realities of our situation
some people have the kind of phenotype where you could reasonably imagine them being a merchant in ur or something and you have to think what kind of goods they would sellsalt is a bit too high margin for a guy like this but i think he would fit right in selling some kind of high-mid stones... did they have granite i don't remember
now i've never claimed to be a mind-reader, but it don't take a psychic to read the room here. we've got our minds set on the same exact damn thing. might as well come clean with ourselves
>>80641898at least they all use ai slop for their thumbnails so by ignoring ai slop thumbnails youre already ignoring 99,99% of all ai slop "music"
i'm gonaa fuckin say it shaggy
imagine feet stepping on your cock.. and your balls
scoob help me break the door down fred's about to say the n-word
have you ever made squirties? how did it feel?
watch me swooce right in
is it ok to do human things if you're ugly? or is it disturbing and freakish like if a dog started talking
i actually kind of prefer it when the person doing things is a little ugly
>>80644229to make you feel better about yourself?
>>80644213i don't know but it always makes me feel extra pathetic like watching a retard try to do math
>>80644246no, i'm just uncomfortable around people who aren't a little weird
>>80644171secret bitch
>>80643657karachan (where this pic came from) is mega dead. it used to hit 200 users, now its like 80-100
>>80643575Probably some AI poisoning tactic.
>>80644397just like /haha/.....
>>80643556you are vulnerable and a victim of yourself but youre still more worried about oncoming dangers
>>80644170it burns like hell i dont know how other women do it
the people who make right turns on red all want to kill me
do we like... uhm,,i forget what i was gonna say
sometimes i read cute phrases i like a lot so i try to memorize them then i think about posting them here but theres always a voice in the back of my head telling me to not do that just in case i end up chatting with a poss in the future and telling them that in private would feel more meaningful even though i know the chances of that are slim to noneits a selfish thought which fits a selfish person like me i guess
I have gotten fat since being lonely and cooking/eating/drinking my feelings I'm a piece of shit and my love handles could block out the sun but hey at least my cooking is getting better and it's not like slop anymore
>>80644775wheres the hair
im not as fat but have more belly flab because of geneticsi think im supposed to be fatter like the rest of my family but i refuse
I keep watching live streams of protesters getting beat up by ICE it is so satisfying
>>80644811think about that when they come knocking at your door
i was starting to get fat but then i decided to lose weight and now i'm not
>>80644794I don't really have body hair. I waited for it to show up but I'm 31 now so I don't think it's comin.
>>80644821why would they do that i'm a legal american citizen
the state should control every aspect of citizens lives and imprison, enslave, torture, and kill anyone who dissents
>>80644839lol
>>80644821nah im a pasty white poss
gangstalkers are straight up throwing sticks at me now
republifurs are so funny
>>80644858oh, i also dont live in a shithole city. you really have nothing to worry baout if you arent a retarded nigger/spic. i will gleefully watch retards get shot and beaten up for impeding illegals being thrown back to where they came from.
>>80644738you're a faggot*
*headbutts your hand and meows*
i wish i had fans
>>80644863they're not gangstalkers they're just childrentake your meds
>>80644878>i also dont live in a shithole city.god i wish that were me
>>80644811post some>>80644821this is bait but LOL try not being brown
shoot, pardner, if i have to go to a re-education camp if it means that we start pounding some sense into these youngsters today, i'll be first in line buddyain't nothin wrong with a few honest years work and country livin
>>80644878its a 'retard brags about being born somewhere specific' episode. you have low self worthi do live in a shithole city with mexicans all over but there is zero ice presence. all news is mostly fake
im ready for the fully automated luxury space communism nowit turns out that you dont even need to do any mass cullings because people naturally self-select out of having more than 1 or 2 children if they can avoid it
>>80644775wow you and i kind of have the same body but your forearms are nicer
>>80644890why do you want to be sent to a camp to pound youngstersthat's pretty weird poss
she renee on my good til i ice
>>80644913im youngsters
country poss who goes mudding in his ford with a lip packed full off copenhagen and posts about working on his truck
i'll be glad to watch all this go down from a distancei hope it all turns out well and the us will be worth returning to in a few years but in case it doesn't i'll at least already be somewhere safe
>>80644931
>>80644952i hope ww3 happens and your supposed safety simply means you experience dying slowly of radiation poisoning instead of blissful evaporation in a nuclear fireball as i will
why hasnt anyone age regressed me yet
>>80644966i could just kill myself in that scenarioa quick death is always available to me
>>80644839lololyou have no idea what's going on do youit doesnt matter anymore, they're kidnapping legal people also
>>80644987>it doesnt matter anymore, they're kidnapping legal people alsoi'm sure they are. dont you have a protest to go die in. please go antagonize federal agents. please. i want them to shoot you.
>>80644996nah, but it's cute that you think you're going to be safe when they come to your areaeveryone is a target, because ICE is mossad
i cant wait til we put magats in camps
dont know many country boys with septum piercings
nothing's gonna happen, unfortunately. the slow boil is going as planned, their assets and profits will be kept safe from sudden turmoil. the deportations are a drop in the ocean and a little circus show. the browning will continue long-term
>>80645040>the browningyou think i'm going to talk about poopy but actually i'm going to talk about cookingmmm delicious maillard reactionsso crispy and tasty
>slow boilfrogs dont actually do that
but frogs (french people) do
>>80645086>>the browningi read that as the band at first
ukrainians should have a nazbol coup, sign a peace treaty with russia, then recoup their losses in the east by sending their battle-hardened military to the lukewarm instigators to their west, take a bit more of poland
im so pathetic i cant make friends
>>80645257no one cares you sniveling little worm
i like echo but honestly half of the writing is dead air
today i saw a valentine card that said “im otterly in love with you” and got really sad that nobody would ever buy it for me
https://x.com/jimmybelvins/status/2012754966046286049
>>80644559analyzing dreams is pointless i think i just think about dying often and that bleeds into dreams probably
>pays $45 for a burger and fries (no soda) thats bland and gives me heartburn and diarrheathat costs more than buying two weeks worth of food btw
>>80644775post ur bicep, possim trying to grow mine but also lose weight at the same time and thats incredibly hard to do, if not impossible. if i really lock in and cut aggressively i might do a fat-bitch bulk and really go hard, but still focusing on losing weight first, which is also hard when you like to binge eat...not ferks btw we just have the same shirt
>>80645980where what place
>>80646024burger king. also theyre closed until 9am
doordashing burger king is next level retarded
i still think that the images they were shown were of two ugly gay men kissing hence the results were skewed. it wouldve been a different story if they were shown two cute twinks kissing instead
those are just two regular looking guys they arent ugly
>>80646105picking up food for the pbf so he doesnt need to pay so much…
>i just dont know why im sick all the time!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CMM26AjIJ3k
>>80646210yeah but how do you they used THAT picture for the study? they must have used a much worse one is what im saying
>>80646248how do you know*
I am an insufferable cunt
>>80646002I don't have pictures of my biceps on hand but you wouldn't like em anyway
i wanna look tougher but i have a face of a 15 years old (im still pretty tall so i cant make jailbait porn, thanks for asking)
>>80646716i knew plenty of tall 15 year olds in high school
I can't believe it's already sunday :(
>>80646794im still not doing porn because i would need to show my face to sell to the jailbait audience and i dont wanna have that shit in my legacy
im okay as long as i dont think about anythingthe trick is to think about nothing
i wanna be in someone's life but i feel like the moment has passed and they've already got all the friends they need
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaawhy
>>80646569i love all my possum friends
why's it always gotta be regression to the meanwhat about regression to the nice
>>80647156being nice is progressive
i should cut myselfbut i don't and i won't
breathing air instead of eating food
>>80646105tipping 7 dollars to gloat on /haha/ makes you a clown
>>80647261a can of beer from double dash is $6 so its more like $50 for a burger and fries with a drink
