Location: Lost Hillshttps://youtu.be/H3dkQVUR10I?si=IzYGV-IM4xixH5rM>Lost Hills is an unincorporated community in Kern County, California, United States. Lost Hills is located 42 miles west-northwest of Bakersfield>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread:>>80613266
Who's lurkin'?
>>80638858
cool thread
Lurkers?
>>806398917
>>80639438
>>80640080The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
>>80640289BLOOD
The Despair Games CIII.First 24https://youtu.be/Nc5QCJB3fOc?list=RDNc5QCJB3fOc
>>80640503Junko's Spicy Wings
>>80640503Damn...
>>80640503Harley Quinn
>>80640503Blaidd
>>80640503Alpha1918
>>80640503Skarbrand, the Exiled OneI wish you guys would stop hosting shitty hg and play magic instead.
>>80640503Spook man
>>80640503purrukura
>>80640503Emma
>>80640503Akainu
>>80640503Eagle-1
>>80640503Doctor Dred
>>80640601I wish you would stop playing shitty magic and host hg instead
>>80640503Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80640503Sumireko Usami
>>80640646Why the fuck would I host text based snooze fests when I can play actual vidya?
>80640601Nobody cares Pedodred
>>80640503A Helldiver
>>80640503All of HG laughing at mordred
>>80640503Suredeath Hellman Beyond X
>>80640680Red~And heihachi too.Well now I wanna play some fucking Tekken but first I gotta murder shitty high elves.
>80640725Nobody cares Pedodred
>>80640672>>80640680Seej...
>>80640503Squigly
DO NOT LOOK AT WHAT KOSAKU IS DOING IN /ERP/ RIGHT NOW
>>80640760Gwimbly...
There we go. Time for Tekken.>>80640784He's smart. I hate ERP but he is clever enough to do something fun instead of looking at le pngs.
>>80640671That game looks terribly boring, you should host instead
>>80640784You got it, not looking at it.
>>80640503Sunny
>>80640784I don't care.
>>80640503Ruriko
>>80640784he's getting /OWNED/... He's already abandoned this place... they turned him into their personal sissy cumslut...
>>80640817Always found it fascinating how some actually can enjoy hosting. I mean 99% don't.. that's why this place is dead right.. but some rare individuals actually want to do that.
>>80640503Consul Z
>>80640883>the gooner is gooning outWoah.
Three more~
Kosaku:
>>80640503Fio Germi
>>80641034kys
>>80640503Jungle Maid
>>80641031Flametail
There you are! How does it look? Any changes or swaps before I send you all out there~?
>>80641089Let's go, Lev!>"Right away!"
>>80641089Did I do something wrong or did you skip me on accident?
>>80641089Helldiver, ready to dispense peace with extreme prejudice.
>the council's enemies are turning into sissieseric won.
>>80640888I find it fascinating that Chiriho still likes you even though I'm sure he sees how much of a piece of shit you are, really makes you wonder
>>80641101Who did you enter?
>>80641089All ready over here.
>>80641089Super Earth's finest, back in action.
>>80641089No. Let's do this.
>>80641130Says the guy who feels cool shitting on everyone on anon.
>>80641089BRING IT!
>>80641089No swaps? Then good luck to all of my precious students~!Chihiro-kun is already up to some shit~>>80641101Oh you~
>>80641159Everyone =/= Just you
>>80641130>a /b/tard has extremely low standardsWoah.
>>80641177As sam once said.. as long as you are anon, you are whoever I say you are and you are every shitter anon ever. You are also marth and eric and seej and JC.That's how it works, faceless cuck.
>>80641175
>>80641175It's kind of cute.
>>80641089I think I'm ready...>>80641175This is exactly why I have the knife
>>80641175It would seem that RNG betrayed you~
>>80641175Some kind of weird-looking school, judging by the last few rooms. Do these backwards non-Super Earthers really fight to the death in schools like this all the time? What a horrible way to live...!
>>80641175*Evil laughter* So much death and despair is going to happen...>>80641130I actually know what they're really like, unlike you.
>>80641175It's day one and you guys... are getting along nicely? For the most part at least.Except for Ruriko. I guess she's the designated delinquent this time 'round~? I guess with a name like that anything less than complete annihilation just won't do the job, huh~?>>80641210Prayer? In MY school?>>80641220Of course he is! I designed him myself, you know~>>80641224The worst case scenario is never as bad as you prepare for. It's usually even worse~>>80641229And favored you!>>80641242How are you gonna get air support in here, I wonder.>>80641270Oh boy, there he goes. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery~
>>80641201Seej is better than you in every way>>80641270You'd be surprised
>>80641289I-I don't know, these kind of things just happen.
>80641201Nobody cares Pedodred
>>80641270>I actually know what they're really likeSo an alcoholic who shits on everyone, friends included right? Because that's happened here multiple times already.
>>80641268>He's not worth the effort of even an anon post, bud.>>80641289These must be the non-democratic currencies these backwards citizens use on this version of Earth...... I do not like how smug this creature appears to be.
>>80641289>He became sad after hearing such thing>This is just one of those days...
>>80641308Wow, you're really not hiding who you are at all...
>>80641289
>>80641175Huh....?Oi, did I oversleep again...?>>80641289I reckon you're a tad bit on the young side to be roaming alone. But I'll let you in on a little trick if you're seeking maidens, lad.
>>80641350I may be, but I see you much better now
>>80640503Elspeth!
eugh a namefag
>>80641289A peaceful night is SKIPPED. You can all have your little slumber parties and talk about the boys you like. I don't caaaare~Welcome to the jungle(maid), Emma~!>>80641310Aww come on, you gotta know something.>eventOr maybe not~!>>80641338Those are gonna be worth millions some day. For sure~>>80641341You seem sad every day~>>80641355It's gonna get weird. Robo-Blaidd.>>80641385LATE~!
>>80641385who the fuck is this pedophilehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/search/username/Williauile/>multiple deleted posts of child charactersget the fuck out bitch
>>80641289...In the end, we never determined for sure who or what was controlling those tanks. But it's not like figuring that out would've reversed the damage that had been done.>>80641397I'll be taking the bat.
>>80641332>>80641370Whatever you say, Seej...
>>80641385Fuck off nigger
>>80641397I'm late too. Can I pretend to enter and then bet on someone?
>>80641397
>>80641148>MHGU status?>>80641175>The pilot glances around to see the bleak and hope devouring surroundings.Oh sweet liberty, here we go again.>>80641289>>80641355>She dares not interrupt, instead listening from the shadows to this juicy bit of gossip.>>80641397Look, it's just really hard to keep a guy when you have to get em to sign a C-01 before every date. You girls have it easy you know?
>>80641397Oi! Hold up las-https://youtu.be/jEexefuB62c?si=OgdW-9yuFbgjL76F>[He laid their in pieces, but it seems a collective of HaitchGee came to his aid. Becoming a robo wolfman.]I cannot feel my fur.....
>>80641397>Yes, that's exactly how he isA baseball and scissors, huh?>He takes the baseball, which reminds him of an old friend>All he needs is some nails for the bat
>>80641424Ehh, it's a guess I suppose. Not a very good one, I bet you talk all kinds of shit about everyone in dms with Mordred, you put on a cute face, but I see you
>>80641478Ehh, it's a guess I suppose. Not a very good one.
>>80641397What kind of Democracy-forsaken monster would send a bunch of innocent, voteless kittens into an active battlefield?! Do the horrors of this world never cease?!
>>80641397I'm not useless, I know plenty of stuff!>>80641445>I fought a monkey. It was very green.>The green monkey shot a fireball at me and it was very painful and I DIED!!!>how goes it for you
>>80641397Another peace slide? Miss me with that shit~Yeah, now this is more like it. Look at you all dropping like flies~My poor spicy wings forgot her water wings~Fio scores a double kill~No idea what he did, but Sumireko is having none of it~Flametail has a decision to make. Hey, better to do something about the body now instead of dealing with it later, right~?And Skarbrand gets deleted~!>>80641422Baseball bats float, right~?>>80641439Sure, I don't see why not~>>80641445Red tape bureaucracy getting in the way, huh~?>>80641461You'll get used to it. At least you're still alive right? For now~>>80641473That bat is perfect for bashing in the domes of mouthy redheads. Not me though. Hah~>>80641515Hey hey! You better take good care of them. You've got responsibilities now~>>80641527Oh yeah? Like what~?
>>80641507Hiro.. I got mauled in Tekken by a Jin...You still wanna play magic today? I asked the frens.. Jilly is busy sadly, the other waifu mate too.. Dunno if honse wants to play but he's hosting rn, we can't get him for a while.
>>80641507So, you're just fine with Mordred wishing death on someone multiple times before they mysteriously dissappear?
>>80641553
>>80641553We'll call that my pretending to enter.I'mma bet on, uhhhh, Sumi.
>>80641437>>80641408Shut up Please!Is just be nanachi and elspeth?
>>80641424>Pedophile namedrop shitposting another pedophile while defending his pedophile friendThis is some classic stuff we're seeing here folks.
>>80641553>She *just* survived a tsunami in the recent game. That's ironic.
>>80641424>80641332>SeejReally putting the tard in /b/tard m8. And I bet you only think it's Seej because Mordred said so, huh?
>>80641604Fuck off nigger
>>80641578Yeah, I'm down to play magic.
>>80641445The key to a maiden's heart is an honest heart and maybe some currency if needed. But mostly an honest heart.>[It will be up to the Wild boy if he'll heed the corgi's words. Yet for the eavesdropping.... The corgi remained oblivious to her current whereabouts, believing it to be just him and the wild boy.]>>80641553It's cold.... Colder than the winters of the Land's Between... I feel so cold.... How can anyone endure this hollowed feeling....?>[What is anime? The corgi never heard of it. And what would the collective of HaitchGee even watch?]
>>80641553What, those cartoons that they pump out of New Tokyo on Andar? Eh, I'm not really into that stuff.
>>80641553About destroying people, like...this!
>>80641553That's sort of Skarbrand's story.He was convinced by Slaanesh to test his might against Khorne himself. Under that mind control, he faced Khorne and struck a wound into his armor several meters deep.Khorne grabbed Skarbrand and hurled him back to the mortal realms. In his fall, his wings got torn up and his face burned. He impacted the planet as a meteor and ever since is called >the Exiled OneNow he is no longer allowed in Khorne's realm. He only walks the mortal realm, getting summoned to battle by different foes.His ultimate quest, collecting skulls until Khorne forgives him.>>80641635IT seems forty is sick sadly.. hm.. well I guess we can just do a simple 1v1, huh? I don't rly wanna invite 2 randos.. that sounds unfun.. I think u probably agree
>>80641604I don't know where you crawled in from but leave and don't come back, the last thing we want here is some fucking namemaggot posting cartoon network porn. Fuck off and die.
>>80641553Someone do something about this rouge AI sloppa. It's getting out of control~!And wow Eagle-1. With ALL of hg? That's enough to make even me blush~>>80641593I can only imagine what your favorite would be... because you never talk and will never actually tell us what it is~>>80641599Oh, interesting! Are you sure, huh? Is that your final answer~? Maybe she's dead on this slide right here! Made you look~>>80641607Sometimes we survive the ocean only to drown in a puddle. Many such cases~>>80641636Don't fret. This will warm you up~>>80641646At least it's not netflix adaptations of~>>80641655Damn, even exiled from the game~
>>80641579You're acting like y'all weren't making fun of that certain someone by posting literal corpses after the bombing.>>80641613I think it's Seej because he has a proven track record of this exact kind of behavior.
>>80641527>The monkey..>I get ptsd just thinking about it. All those jumps.. update when defeated. Looks like you might actually finish a game for once heh.>Pretty alright, been playing project wingman alot lately.>>80641553Alright Alright! Just take it easy with the kicking alright. >She gives the girl her flight helmet and rushes through the halls a bit.Comin in hot!>>80641553>Red tape bureaucracy getting in the way, huh~?You're telling me. Imagine getting cock blocked by a requisition slip.>>80641636>A slightly audible chuckle would be heard from around the corner of a hallway. The pilot quickly clasped a hand around her mouth in a poor attempt try to muffle the sound.
>>80641666
>>80641655Yeah, I don't want to deal with randos either...
>>80641649
>>80641553>I don't know what that is, but I bet it sucks>Sorry, I tried>>80641666Uhhh I'm the one with the knife here..
>>80641666I follow who I end up betting/rooting for...... for better or for worse.
>>80641682Okay, and? Only he can do that? No, he's not.
>>80641666This doesn't concern you, citizen. This is Helldiver business. Move along.
>>80641666As an exile I walk these realms, collecting skulls and spilling Blood in the name of KHORNESuch is my fate.Feel free to join me and hiro in magic after your game.>>80641707Guess we'll test my new deck?
>>80641682Yeah, I wasn't, and you're deflecting.Seej went after Mordred because he went after her, go ahead and leave your blinders on.
I think chihiro might actually be one of the biggest orbiters in HG history. S-tier dicksucking at work here.
>>80641738Ava up then you cowardly slimebag. What's wrong, don't believe in what you're saying?
>>80641666Will it...>[Actually it might.]Perhaps.... though I pray she has "assets" much like the Golden Queen Marika.>>80641684>[Ears twitch. Sharp turn of the head, hand on the hilt of his sword. Snarling from the wolf, going low on the ground. Slow creep towards the direction of that strange sound.]
>>80641748Sure! Let's see how nasty your new deck is.
>>80641756Junko...
>>80641666>If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will.
>>80641666>How would Ranni feel about this, Blaidd?>>80641684>ha ha i am NOWHERE near the end, this is only high rank. >i know Project wingman has a good soundtrack
>>80641666Gas gas gas! She's gonna step on the gas! TONIGHT~!>>80641684You can requisition THAT?>>80641704When will the government stop your sinful hand~?>>80641726Do you feel in charge~?>>80641736Uh oh, she's in a big event here~!>>80641748Well at least you got to throw someone down some stairs earlier~!>>80641759Damn, if your standards are set to demigods, does anyone have a chance~?>>80641766Bitch, I'm hostin'~>>80641771Yeah! Something like that~!
>>80641766Weak as shit.
>>80641752Bigger than Brazilfag and Dickey?
>>80641789Yes
>>80641761Well I annoyed the horse. Let's wait a bit to see if he wants to play too.
>>80641783
>>80641783All in on Squigly!
>>80641756
>>80641783*Cough* Fucking hell...
>>80641636>>80641759Like maids?
I'd rather be a sissy cumslut for /erp/ than be around mordred or his dickey grade orbiter too. Where do I sign up for the sissification appointment?
>>80641783One more down! I get the feeling we're pretty close to the end now. No more metal slug's pace~>>80641816Soviet era SCIENCE?>>80641822Oooh maybe! Mokou-tan has employed use of the Jinx-o-phone. What's gonna happen now~?>>80641860Breath in... the chemicals~
>>80641783Dude, that's no fair. She's already dead.
>>80641666>Being super earth's finest flyer sure makes you popular.>>80641759Ah great.>The pilot reveals herself, hands raised as if in a mock surrender.Easy there fido, I just didn't know a 2 meter tall wolf could be such a hopeless romantic.>>80641783Guy has a good look, what can I say?>What she really wants is one of those cool jackets. Would look even better in black and gold though.>>80641780>Still, making it past the halfways point in a good sign.>Yeah. Game is like armored core but with jets. It's a good time. From the nice soundtrack to the over the top action and dialogue between the pilots.
>>80641868>>80636328
>>80641868Consult Coach Kosaku for more information.
>>80641877She is now. Who else you got~?
>>80641783Old place to throw a feast...>[Vents open and gas leaks out. On instinct, Blaidd covered his snout with his cloak. But it is with the amount of toxic haze being leaked out. It wouldn't help.]
>>80641751You clearly have your blinders on. You choose to ignore all of the shit Seej did just to fit your "Mordred is evil" narrative.
>>80641783This school is in desperate need of Liberation...>What's one school leveled in an artilary barrage from orbit compared to a planet NOT being Free anyways, am I right?>>80641875Let your thoughts be free from worry, and instead focus on the comforting warmth of Liberty's flame. Stick with me, citizens, and I'll ensure your Liberation from this hellscape of a school.
>>80641902Like?
>>80641860I just had a fun idea.. no idea if we'll find players tho.In theory, we could play two headed giant. It's a 2v2 mode. So we could team up to fight 2 randos. Rules stay the same but we both share a life total of 60 and we take our turns at the same time.
>>80641875
>>80641875I know she'll win.
>>80641868Johnny's dildo and Dickey's fapmats, Marth.
>>80641889>>80641875Let's bet on the dead girl!
>mordred was so insufferable that kosaku would rather take cocks in a gloryhole in his free-time than be around mordred's blogposting and his dedicated hound>>80641700
>>80641875Feast time! Now we're really down to the last leg of this little race! Oops, wrong character for that analogy~Alpha and the helldiver CROSS-COUNTER~!Eagle-1 uses her hands for once~And ALL OF HG! Dead~! That's right, it's over. Go home~!WNS! Squigly or Eagle-1~!>>80641909I already liberated it. From boredom~!>>80641934Well... about that~!>>80641946You're ahead of the curve! Let's see!
>>80641783Gah....y..you!>She reaches out, coughing and wheezing before collapsing on the ground.>>80641880>i recall playing ace combat and fucking sucking at it and crashing my plane into the ground
>>80641959Hey Horse, we doing magic after your game or not?Me and Hiro are waiting for an answer.
>>80641959C'mon, papa needs a new pair'a shoes!
>>80641959
>>80641959About what?Oh->Dies
>>80641959>The only good bot is a dead bot.
>>80641875>She awakens afraid, sprinting straight for her com link to radio the super destroyer.For liberty's sake, tell me my jet is still in one piece.>>80641959Now.. about that Jacket.>>80641973>Lol. Yeah, happens to everyone. I mostly just crash into the other planes these days. The greed of thinking you have a few more seconds on target will do that to you.
>>80641902I never said evil, I said pice of shit, I've been watching longer than you have, I have more context, what did Seej do?I don't recall her ever wishing death on Mordred, even through all the shit, because it's a step too far, especially on someone who only wanted to be left alone and have fun.
>>80641959Wait, you can just do that? That works~?>>80641990You wear shoes?>>80641993I don't think that's the kind of penetration you fell victim to~>>80642001RIP!
>>80641953KEK WENT FROM WINTER BALL TO DRAINING BALLS IN LESS THAN A MONTH
>>80642030>She'll think twice before doing that low tier god impression again. There's a reason the ministry of truth suppresses his vods from public viewing.
>>80642030>Seriously, that worked?You're welcome Eagle-1!
>>80641868GALLILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICOOH YOU WANNA BE A SISSY CUMSLUT FOR /ERP/SIGN RIGHT UP YOU'LL GET THE FULL TREATMENT QUICKOWAIN THE BLACK GOD RUNNING THOSE WHITE FEMBOY DISCORD CHANNELS THICKSISSIES SPREADING ASSHOLES BEGGING FOR HIS BBC DICKYOU'LL BE ON YOUR KNEES DROOLING FOR THAT DARK MEAT STICKWHILE I LAUGH FROM THE COUNCIL CAUSE YOUR "ESCAPE" IS JUST MY OLD TRICKMY ORBITER? NAH YOU'RE OWAIN'S NEW BITCHYABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO WELCOME TO THE BLACKED CLIQUE!!!!!
>>80642030It does work, apparently~Congratulations! SHSL something pilot? Flygirl? What talent do you want on your card~?
>>80642030>Democracy in action.
>>80642032What fucking a donut does to a Sonicfag.
>>80641866Correct! Eh...? Maids? I suppose acting like a servant for your desired maiden may work....?>[At that moment, the eavesdropping pilot revealed herself with a slight chuckle. leading Blaidd to go on the defensive. She'll come out in the open.]>>80641880>[Eagle revealed herself. Hands in the air, yet Blaidd kept a hand close to his greatsword's hilt.] Oi! Lass, 'tis unwise to sneak up on a wolf. I've had a few run-ins with maidens who turned out to be evil. State your business!>>80641780>[They're step brother and sister. He isn't into her, tho.]
>>80642030No, because someone got Jedi mind-trick'd into killing herself!>>80642054Bo– yeah, I can't pull off that schtick right now.Gratz, Eagle. Thanks for hosting, Junko. Blessed night, you and all.
>>80642054Placements. Thank you all~!
>>80642021>it's a step too farKill yourself cuck
>>80642064kosaku may be an owned sissy for /erp/ now but your donut fucking meme is still forced
>>80642054Another victory for managed democracy, and more importantly, for me.>Thanks for hosting!
>>80642083Ggs ggs. thanks for the game boss
>>80642083Nice job!Thank you for the game Junko-chan~
>>80642054>>80642083Thanks & all that.>>80642013>you definitely gotta try out ace combat after beating wingman though
>>80641912>>80642021https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80547343/#q80562418
>>80642083
>>80642093Okay? Blame Kosaku for talking about it in the first place.
>>80642085Saying "kill yourself" is a meme here and not what I'm talking about
>>80642083>TFH
>>80642054>>80642083Strange lass. I'll keep my distance.Many thanks for the match.Well met, Eagle.
Anyway, who's lurkin'?
>>80642119this is an actual dickey-tier level orbiter for MAPdred kek
>>80642131You do realize you are trying to defend someone who's got mental issues to where he is constantly on edge and talks about wanting to kill people? Also someone who is transphobic and homophobic and wants to see all those people die irl?Are you that dumb man?
>>80642119>cries about anon shitposters>literally uses an anon shitpost as """proof""" the guy he's been ordered to not like is bad
>>80642083GG everyone, congratulations to Eagle-1 and thanks Junko for hosting... I guess...
>>80642119Okay, a gaslighting shitpost, that just proves everything, fuck you're dumb
>>80642054>>80642083After a performance like that, I almost wish she'd be down on the field with us more often instead of crammed in that jet... almost.>Thanks for hostingggg.
>Also someone who is transphobic and homophobic and wants to see all those people die irl?
>>80642119This has gotta be a bit there's no way you intended this as a genuine, serious response in good faith. This has got to be the dumbest thing someone has done here in a few years.
We get it you responded like five times.
>>80642153>transphobic, homophobicKek, that's your defence?, fuck youAnything else you gaslighting piece of shit?
Why is Harley biting Chihiro's ankles on anon?
>>80642074>>80642098>>80642106>>80642107>>80642121>>80642132>>80642134>>80642158>>80642166You're all very welcome. As always~>>80642097Yes yes. Now about that talent. What do you want, hm~?
>>80642172In HG, a fag that hates the Council is worth a dozen straights who are in it.
My enemies are fighting each other.
>>80642073You're right, you're right. >She lowers her hands lazily letting the drop to her sides.Just heard an interesting little topic and couldn't help but listen along.>>80642107I've played a bit of a couple entries in the series, but not extensively. I'll get to it one day... there's that modifier "One day" again. What else have you been getting into?>>80642223>Uh.. I'm not sure what the talents are. Feel free to give me whatever fits and overconfident pilot the best, heh.
>>80642201What's the point when no one will host now?
FIRST 24https://youtu.be/VjYQ-adNQvIEXPRESS GAMES>>80642247SHSL Ramen Hair Girl.
>>80642119Unironically equivalent to the jelly side down means devil thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iJ_G9cRGdE
>>80642140https://youtu.be/FRdRx1OMpJQ?si=kwi8FlPeavaPHzhtLies of P is fun
>>80642261Pedodred and his loyal orbiter
>>80642261Damn...
>>80642263>OH MY HECKING COUNCIL YOUTUBE LINK REFERENCES
>>80642247>one day will soon be today!>ive been watching anime like Angel Beats, idolm@ster, aand a bit of kamen rider
>>80642261Bandit Heeler
>>80642261Junko Enoshima>>80642247It's literally called an Eagle. SHSL Eagle Pilot would be too repetitive, so I'll go with Flygirl.>>80642261>SHSL Ramen Hair GirlTempting~
>>80642261Purrukura
>>80642261Adachi Rei
>>80642261Every Admiral
>>80642261Lizzie
>>80642261Blaidd
>>80642300You thoughts on Chihiro coming to take you down or something idk???
>>80642296No. You're tempting.
>>80642261Stay Gold>>80642083>A congrats and TFH in spirit!>>80642140>>80642201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGZ4T-zm-yg>Here for the weekend, IRL and not being at home has kept me away. I hope to be back in full soon. MIGHT have time for prior engagements with certain folk for the next few days.
>>80642261Hiro, master of making anons have meltys
>>80642261Sakura Bakushin O
>>80642296>Ah, gotcha, I just realized how dumb I was being there. Sounds good to me heh. Thank you again.
>>80642261Harley Quinn >>80642221Bitch what?I'm busy fighting Ivy in a giant fucking flower...
>>80642261Lash
>>80642054Gratz Eagle-1! :)Thanks for hostin Junko! :)
>>80642223Thanks for hosting>>80642261Sunny
>>80642321he's going all in on something he barely understands and mordred is all too happy to send him in to making a fool out of himself on his behalf. cest la vie.
>Hiro, master of making anons have meltys
>>80642261Azula
>>80642261Sanae>>80642284>Aww.. do I have to?>Angels beats was so long ago for me now. Which Kamen rider?
>>80642261Bryan Fury
>>80642261Alpha1918
>>80642261Beruka
Hiro, master of sucking manipulative faggot pedophile dick
>>80642247You listened to the advice I was sharing with the lad...?>[That's... odd. But it got Blaidd to distance his hand from the greatsword's hilt.]I reckon you are seeking advice on finding a gentleman? Why else would you take an interest in this topic?>>80642427>(I WORK FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT. WITHOUT A SALARY!)
damn maybe becoming an erp sissy really was better than staying in this pedophile's blogposting grounds
>>80642412>mhmm>You can definitely tel it's from 2010 and that's why I like it. Kuuga from 2000...
>>80642503We get it Dickey you want Owain's BBC
>>80642474Hey! You saying I have trouble getting guys or something? I've broken jaws for less you know?>The SE flyer would step forward heedless to the size of the wolf or his weapon. With a sigh and a shrug, her aggression deflates just as quickly as it came.'sides, It's not my fault they get all intimidated around me.>Sure, that's what it is right?>>80642506>Funnily enough, I actually just started watching Geats a bit ago. This is quintessential japanese over the top media and I love it.
5 more!
>>80642261Eri and Fio
>>80642261MY BODACIOUS BOD
>>80642261Khârn
>>80642261Blaze the Cat
>>80642636I don't mean to offend. But it seems to me that it is the case.>[YOU step up to the wolf. Mind you, he's 2.5 meters in height, covered in heavy metal armour from the neck down. He'll give you a head tilt and a brow raise.]Riiiiiiight..... Well, I lack any proper advice for you, other than that a meal is a proper way to a gentleman's heart. Simple items work wonders! >[Maybe just for the corgi. He's simple-minded after all.]I cannot guarantee you any success; I am merely sharing wisdom. You must make it work.
>>80642636>kamen rider is cool in a very over the top dorky way so it appeals to me a lot
>>80642261Gobbo
>>80642738Mega Starmie
You guys look like you're ready to BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIN
>>80642970Why was I skipped?>>80642907
>>80642907kosaku's bvll
>>80642970https://youtu.be/GM3MwpkVYKQ?si=M_IG8W-maWZgHM_4
>>80642970Onward!
>>80642970Even if you're not, we gotta go.>>80642995This is an improvement! But then again I'm not in the game, hahahaha!
>>80642970BRING IT ON!
>>80643013Why was Gobbo skipped?
>>80643013sounds like a downgrade to me
>>80642970I guess>>80643013>This ain't a box, but I'll take it
>>80643013Why are Kosaku and Violet's actual penises okay but Gobbo isn't?
>>80643013....Well, that's odd... I would not have guessed I could intimidate an entire structure into fleeing....
>>80643013Yeah, you could say Purrakurra's fired up. In fact, that might even be an understatement.>>80643041You got Junko-chan instead. That's an UPGRADE!>>80643025Like Konkey Dong!>>80643050What are you a CAT. No, Purrrakurrrrrr's a CAT.
>>80643034>>80643056Get some new material before I let the cartel take you, Marth
>>80642810>The absence of armored canopy glass and a few thousand meters between herself from her target never did dull her fire by much. That being said, finding herself suddenly in the wolf's shadow did abruptly inspire a strong sense of respect for the personal space of others.>Food huh?Meal? Ha! Half of what I eat is freeze dried rations. The super destroyer doesn't exactly have a kitchen you know?Liberty save me, am I really that bad? >>80642839>Good to hear. Glad you're having fun with it.
>>80642970Hello World>>80643075>She watches the animals cross happily.
>>80643075>Mewo...Also my knife helped
If my wife doesn't have big boobs and a full diaper then she is not my wife
>>80643075Tonight...1200 wasted rockets. I counted 'em.Sanny is going to backstab the mustache man right at the end, mark my words.>>80643103Reeeeei-calculating!>>80643127Heart locket animation but it's you and the knife
>>80643013What malware posses this android?>>80643075>No one will ever believe her when she tries to tell them.
>>80643153>>80643075>>80643103>>80643127Heh...whoops! Just double down on everything I just said!
>>80643153>That's too dangerous you know, you wouldn't want to be stabbed with your own weapon>>80643162>Unfortunately for her, I went to sleep before she did
>>80643161Part TWO of no one will ever believe Sannaye:>>80643162I was kinda getting worried for Bakushin, now that we're past the Night 1 mark.Sunny decides NOT to use his knife, but his BRAIN! Good thinking kid, that venom would have paralyzed you instantly!>>80643182Dangerous? Maybe. Appropriate? Absolutely!
>>80643013>>80643161I have learned a new intimidation technique..!>She revs up the chainsaw and makes a high pitched, electronic scream>>80643162>Tactical Rei-treat
>>80643220F>>80643221-uck I've been outpunned.
>>80643220>I had enough of those flying bugs, you know?
>>80643220>it just beams ads directly into your retinas every five minutesthey should be paying me for this
>>80643161oh yah before i forget and go to sleephow's the binging so far? you should probably be around Enies Lobby or after if you haven't took any breaks by now lol
>>80643075To think about a simple sea creature that could obtain such power.... If only I could decipher your language and display of lights....>[A fire princess and... that. Off in the distance, approaching the pair.]Oi! Maiden in red! I reckon you look lost, pay no mind to the Goliath behind me. He prefers solitude.>>80643094Super destroyer.....? Sounds unpleasant, just from the name only.>[Freeze dried? Not that sounds really unpleasant.]You do not need a wolf to tell you that feasting on anything frozen is discomforting. Even if your survival depends on it. If I may be a little blunt, you seem to be a woman of action. I cannot picture you settling down, even for a few moments.>>80643162Right! The plan of attack!>[.....]What was it again...? Oi, lass, what was it again->[Annnnd all of them are sleeping. Just wing it, Blaidd.]>>80643220I have my own sword. Yet I am curious to see this one in action. You both should take turns!>[From excitement to confusion. Once the """"Holy"""" sword was removed.]
>>80643239A bit of a pickle Blaze now finds herself in...there's no loyalty among furries is there.Anons being tsundere as always.>>80643257But are they done with YOU??>>80643271Ad-free comes at the platinum tier. Buy the underwear!
>>80643220>Here she thought her faith was all it took. She knows full well Kharn would deny it and the wolf would never admit a shrine maiden was stronger.>>80643221>It's like being chased by a murderous noisy traffic cone.
>>80643056This.
>>80643303Oh it seems I've missed a slide. Never take a day off again, Mokou!
>>80643326Very weird that you prefer Mordred's dick bro
>>80643303>>80643326F
>>80643303>More than one ghost following me? Oh great...>>80643326>Oh? Now this is something I actually have experience myself
>>80643295>Ah, it's been a bit since I updated you. Unfortunately alot came up and I paused for a bit. Arlong Park arc starts tonight though. That Mihawk and Zoro first meeting was the greatest bit of shonen I have ever seen. Absolute Kino.
>>80643365It's not thew bolt-action Stego would've preferred, but that's RNG for ya.Meanwhile, it took a little help but Chihiro has already completed the main objective!>>80643396I would say it's pretty relatable. But I'm not so good at shearing!
>One piss
>>80643303Far too close, Blaidd.... Best not to tempt fate....>>80643326Well.. That's a brave Lass. With my luck, she'll be evil....>>80643427I wish he showed... I want a glimpse of his power! Maybe I could take a fraction, enough to defend my allies.
>>80643427Sharing*Well *duh,* who would want to fly a hoverboard with all of that going on!Chihiro celebrated his small victory a little too early!And you can simply *eat* the gelatin, once you get the augmented stomach. It tastes weird, but it's legal.>>80643486He's extremely busy at the moment.
>>80643299I'll have you know that super destroyer is one of the finest vessels to cruise this side of galaxy. >Totally not a cookie cutter ship design hurled into the void en mass.Eh, you're probably right. Guess every solo flyer gets to longing for a wingman eventually though. >Her short bout of melancholy was short lived however as it was quickly chased away by her signature grin.Not like anyone can keep up with me anyways.
>>80643505Fufufufufufu
>>80643546Speed it up Jimmy
>>80643427I guess this was still part of the plan?>>80643505>I'm not someone who usually fights with others, but I guess I can try
>>80643546>>80643565I bet you're one of those weirdos that takes a knife to the corncob and scrapes all the kernels off onto a plate or something.Think about it this way, Sanaes, you're simply building up your tolerance to bad luck!
>>80643505Damn...
>>80643576Who talked?!Admirals be chucking islands at their foes, but how long can they keep it up?While Pura uses the power of coercion to achieve a tremendous feat!
>>80643427Aaaand stay out.>She gets a little nervous when she doesn't see a parachute coming down with the pilot.>>80643505>The shower after this will be among the most satisfying ever felt.>>80643576Oh.. of course that's what that does.>For what purpose someone would build a contraption that gives you a concussion she will never know.
>>80643630F
>>80643399it's a moment that zolo fans are still haunted by to this daylmao cool, Arlong Park's kino, Arlong's great, Hatchan is great and the tattoo scene, chills, it's the first time Luffy seemed like he genuinely hated someone, at least with Krieg he was just kicking his ass because he was a douchebag and Kuro he couldn't abide by for what he did to Usoppyou'll have fun, but now that I think of it I gotta give you a daunting sense of scale here, get ready for this because it takes the wind out of newbies easyMarineford/the timeskip is not the midway point of the series... Fishman Island is lolhttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1711/17/1711172582512.pngand now I head to my hammock, night mado!
>>80643576>Make it stop, please... I had enough...>>80643630>I don't know about this...
>>80643653Don't even try to imagine it at 1,000 frames per second, your brain would implode.Beruka neglects to check her blind spot. POP! Out comes a disheveled shrine maiden!>>80643675I'm sure it's a good event, trust me bro.
>>80643505Well... I... Don't mind the wait. Though I question the sudden increase in heat, especially around my chest and head...‽ I'll relocate....>>80643517>[She speaks in awe of this super destroyer. While the corgi still had his brow raised. He doesn't remember anything you just said.]Sounds exciting, I suppose...?>[Space travel is far too advanced for a wolf who doesn't even know how to read and has an urge to chase down spherical objects that roll down a hill. He can't control it; he does it. Wanting a wingman by your side is a natural feeling; it comes to everyone.]Are you sure about that? That sounds lonely; a slowdown in movement and emotions should not be skipped over.>>80643576>[Corgi with a GUN! What will happen‽ Nothing, lacking the knowledge to use this tool, Blaidd leaves the rifle behind.]>>80643630She seems relatively small in stature, not to mention she's a metal puppet!
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>>80643695F E A S T I M EWherein Baze the Cat finally gets her revenge for being turned into a pickle again her will.And Rei practices the Gauss jump in front of spectators.
>>80643695>Technically I didn't kill them with my own hands, so I'm safe>>80643756>What do you mean there's a cooked steak shaped fungus?
>>80643756It's so over for Sanae......>>80643776Science!
>>80643695>[Toon powers, multiplied by a hundred. No matter of hitbox and mechanic abuse (Tech) can get Blaidd out of this one.]
>>80643655>Lol that image. The journey is going to be long but hey, It's easy to complete when you're motivated. I often hear Arlong is the great filter no one gets past in my situation but I shall prove them wrong.>Have a good rest, I'll hopefully be done onto the next Arc when we speak again. See you!>>80643790>Zun prepared all his touhous for this moment, bring on the sake.
>>80643790F>>80643791Performance enhancing drugs > Techball knowledge>>80643810I wouldn't've nominated Sanae for it......
>>80643844Get heckin deleted, I suppose.
>>80643576Orbital launch confirmed.>She stares up, connecting to the orbital satellite.Feed is live, commencing observation.>>80643695"Weee!"...that is what humans say, correct?>>80643756>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK2SoV-w1nQ
>>80643860Oooh, Sanae remembers this trick! If she's not too wasted.WNS
I GOT HIRO BACKHe demolishes me the first match but in the 2nd I had his adorable butt! hehe
>>80643707>The pilot scratches her head, gaze following some unseen object in her mind.Eh, who cares anyways? The battle to defend managed democracy in every corner of the galaxy is never ending and all that. Gotta keep our heads in the game there ay rover?>She sticks her hand out and upward at the fuzzy giant.Good to meet you wolf.
>>80643909It's true, Mordred sent a whole army against me, there was no way I could win.
>>80643887That was the most cursed "weee" ever Rei.>>80643892Speaking of orbital shenanigans...!
>>80643969>Two in a row for me would have been far too greedy of a request. >Thank you for hosting Mokou and well done to Harley Quinn!
>>80643969She's strong as fuck! Another win for Quinn!
>>80643997Thanks for hosting>Well, that was one way to remove the fungus but it worked
>>80643997best possible outcome
>>80643989You say that like Junko didn't recently win three out of four.>>80643997>>80644006>>80644014Oh yeah! Thanks for playing!
>>80643860>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBNOZdXwzdg>>80643997>>80644025Congratulations and thank you.
>>80644025ggs ggs. thanks for the game
>>80644025>Miracles such as these are not within my power.
>>80644025GG everyone, thank you Mokou for hosting and congratulations to Harley Quinn!
>>80643926>[She putting up walls. Not that it's Blaidd's business to pester her any further. He'll shrug, attention drawn to her hand, holding it for a handshake. Firmly grasp it. Metal on whatever material her suit is made from. Handshake initiated.]Names, Blaidd. May I ask for yours?>>80643969>>80643997>>80644025I swear she gets more and more blood thirsty...You have my thanks for this match. Well met, Harley.
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>>80644055Then eventually.>>80644043>>80644047>>80644061>>80644070THANKS FOR PLAYING!
I love Hiro like you wouldn't believe
>>80644070Yeesh, easy with that grip there partner. I still need that arm for stuff you know?>When the ironclad grip finally releases, the pilot is left flinging her wrist about trying to loosen her fingers up a bit.My friends and those in need of a little backup call me Eagle. You might as well call me that too.>She turns away, waving over one hand over her shoulder. It's about time I get going. Nice meeting you Blaidd, see you around.
>80644162Nobody cares Pedodred
>>80644248I've got 2 orbiters on /vg/ who follow me into multiple threads and always just say "kill yourself" They've done that for about 3 years now.I wonder if you have the willpower they have.
>>80644202My apologies. I have a tendency to forget humans here are not the same as those from the land I hailed from.>[He'll feel bad now. But she's walking it off. Finger salute from Blaidd as Eagle takes her leave.]She seems entertaining. I pray you'll find some comfort in the coming days. >[Off he goes, back to roaming the HaitchGeeVerse.](End scene. Thanks for the ArrPee. Have a good one.)
>80644264Nobody cares Pedodred
>>80644267(Likewise. Thanks for that and have a wonderful night.)
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