>dude, do you really main healer?How do I respond without sounding gay?
>>80652236>dude just put your cock in my ass, stop making it weird
>>80652236>Yeah, Luciothen turn 360 and walk away
>>80652236>How do I respond without sounding gay?
>>80652239>enjoy cosplay>every single fucking cosplayer makes has to make dancing tiktoksHow does /cgl/ cope?
>>80652239Modern men look like THAT!?
>>80652236Yes I love cocks. Do you want a bj or not?
>>80652236i want to BE mercy
>>80652236Yeah and I'd rape you in a 1v1 any day of the week scrub
>>80652236Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting
>>80652243anons always say they want to be mercy but never say what they'd do if they were mercy
>>80652245Do you want a second opinion? You're also UGLY
>>80652246>what they'd do if they were mercydilate
>>80652236>laughs in Zenyattasomebody has to deal damage in these dogshit teams.
>>80652239is she(he) injected with botox or something? looks like xim tries to emote here but the face remains completely still
>>80652238People who play non-pretty healers are brown and are worse than the trannies. The only beings worthy of life are feminine and pretty ones.
>>80652236>I just want to get fucked while wearing girl's clothes that's all!
>>80652247Dat vas Doktor assisted homicide!
>>80652243holding hands with mercyanon
>>80652236>cleric>paladin>medicThere are plenty of manly healers. It's just your fault for playing literal healslut sissy and for playing dogshit games.
>>80652239>Overwatch is dead>haven’t seen a single Overwatch cosplayer (excluding low effort D.va bodysuits) at a con in years>girl I was friends with in college went to a con and showed me a picture of her Mercy cosplay (it was pretty shit but whatever)>tfw I missed the window of fucking a cute girl while she’s dressed up as Mercy fuck my life
>>80652250yeah I'm sure that's it bro
>>80652236Health numbers go up
>>80652256My evening is worse knowing you botched this.
>>731081361Wait where's the video game reference?
>>80652240But you don't have to?It's just that people who are likely to be into cosplay probably also enjoy dancing
>>731081320>those fingernails insidescared
I think you guys might be gay
>How do I respond without sounding gay?You dont. Just drop on your knees.
>>80652243tag?
>>80652236You dont. Healer is for women and fags.
>>80652263I feel like you can be pretty certain about that conclusion
Where's that Sonaslut? Her posts were turning me on like crazy.
>>80652236How do I respond to sound gayer? I thought guys would dominate and bully me if I played a healslut, but they all just keep playing the game normally??
>>80652399>her
>>80652527Every AGP slut is a girl when she's choking on Daddy's cock.
>>80652251Why do straight men hate their gender so much?
>"Yeah, turns out playing Crew Chief is viable even at DSOD and it makes all of us run faster and tank an extra hit. Plus, first aid kits with Uppers are clutch for objective pushes. You should see the shit I do for Bomb Forest. Sniper-free since 2018, baby. My Anarchist friends love me."
>>80653619I rarely see anyone running Crew Chief outside of Bomb Forest, it's good but most people are just as useful and have way more fun just killing shit with the other 10 broken decks that the game has
>>80653667I was mostly shitposting, but I've recently been experimenting with lots of perk decks lately. I used to be a Hacker player with a side of Anarchist, but then I tried Ex-Prez, Biker, Crew Chief, Armorer...honestly, all are great. Crew Chief's big bonus is mainly holding out with hostages or taking jokers. As long as you have enough to help your team dampen damage and get some heals, that's good, and the FAKs and doctor bags are indispensable when that damned pump generator stops mid-assault. Plus I think Inspire aced is really cool :)
>>80653827I prefer the gimmicky decks that still let me have full control. Hacker is too braindead and Armorer can be fun but making use of and tracking the 2s invincibility from having your armor break is too tedious for me, Kingpin has been one of my favorite decks for a long time and Anarchist is somewhere in the middle
>>80652236somebody's gotta do it or we'll all lose...
>>80652236well sometimes i play dps and then it fools them of course, silly
