Location: Pirate Harbor>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedPrevious Thread>>80643735
Who's lurkin'?
lets see. how can i make this location about rape or slaves before i greetpost maybe an auction.
>>80662655Just for a little bit.How are you this blessed night, anon?
>>80662853Claim the island for yourself and have some slaves with you.
>>80662867What's up bro.
>>80662867>le redeemed kiyama Don't talk to me, faggot. >>80662853Clownpiece loves it when you rape them.
>>80662624>Pirate Harbor you say?>R E A L S H I T>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB0D9cz4YSw>A building among the harbor is wiped out, not even allowed to go up in flames. Next thing you know, a dozen or so pirates are flying through the air like sports balls, crashing into market stalls and ramshackle rooftops. The pirates are clearly outmatched here by something. It's like pest control, and now a crowd of them is running down the streets.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LICvzpbzPEw>They don't get away. A relativistic laser hits the crowd, and they scatter in the bright yellow fireball. Through the dust, a stampede of freakish things are stomping forward. A line of mountains of muscle all bearing the same, archetypical face, their insides blipping with mechanical whirrs and digital bleeps."PX units one through seven commencing pacification actions. Don't allow a single pirate to escape alive."
>>80662907...I'm not speaking into that mic, sorry. >>80662913Alright.Well, I mean, after this "alright" I'll stop.
Even if I have to host and samefag 24 burt entries, hg won't die while I'm here.Good bed.
>>80662942C'mon sis, respect my female microphone.What ya doin?>>80662958Nighty fat boi <3
>>80662958Now HG is tied to two life-forces. If we get a third, it will be invincible. Maybe.>>80662982>female microphoneAbout as sensible as anything else from "the movement", I suppose. Though isn't one of the big things in Fate lore that Merlin decided she wanted to basically treat Mordred as an FtM or something like that?As for what I'm doing? Tucking into a bit of nosh and spinning out some laundry before bed. You?
>>80662958If that does end up happening, I will place my bet on Burt winning, kek.Good night, Sam!
>>80662958... got so caught up in my "cleverness" that I forgot to wish you a blessed night. Blessed night.
>>80662958Brother you're part of the reason why HG is "dead" right now.
cool thread
>>80663044summer of sam
>>80663044How so?
>>80663044I thought it was the ack posting? Or Mordred?
Here come the chihuahuas
>>80663077People are being slaughtered and you're laughing.
>>80663080>>80663085>>80663092Samcil chihuahuas out in FULL FORCE TONIGHT
>>80663100>>80663105>council chihuahuas coming out of the kennel to face samcil chihuahuas
Someone call Micheal Vick because there's a dog fight in here
>>80663100>>80663105>>80663127>tfw HG really is just a bunch of niggers running back alley dogfights >tfw no face
>>80663101which people?
>ITT
>>80663014I've been to a couple gatherings of that movement. They are really nice. Just a few are anal about the way I talk.. like when I call myself a faggot the tranner I fugged said i ain't cause I fugged her so I'm bi.. merlin gave Artoria a futadick so her halfSister could steal her sees to breed me in a tank.I'm just working and triggering anon bitches with Hiro.
>>80663172nyaww corgi-gang rise up
The chihuahuas killed each other
>>80663162Those people >>80662624
>>80663179I won't discount that some of them can be kind people — there's plenty of that, especially when you give kindness out freely and forget yourself in favor of others. But, well... yeah, no, having sex with one of them is still gay sex, you're right about that.... it took me longer than I want to admit that I didn't piece together that second sentence. Now that I have, I... don't really have questions, I just understand more.>I'm just working and triggering anon bitches with Hiro.Well, hopefully you're not in bad weather.
>—
>>80663044How did Sam kill hg? Serious answers only
>>80663271Yes, I used an em-dash.>B-b-b-but AIBut AI can kick rocks. I hate the AIntichrist.
>>80663297Someone euthanize this Chihuahua
>>80663255I mean duh.. I sucked her dick. Can't get gayer than that.Weather is fine.. cold as fuck and heavy fog but I can take this. Only rain and snow are my enemies.
>>806632991/23rd is right around the corner. I still blame you for killing HG scumbag.
>>80663297An erpsissy sat in the big chair while sam quit hosting for months. Sam abandoned us
>>80663237>pirates>people
>>80662929>One particular scoundrel waved about a battered old ThinkPad whose own mechanical whirring was at least as loud as the pacification thugs."Arhahahar! I WILL torrent all the subs they won't export out of Japan, and thar be nothin' ye can do to stop me!"
>>80663317Serious answers only
>>80663340... Mordred, I didn't ask. Gosh, winter fog is somethin' lovely, so long as it's not before sub-freezing temperatures and everything gets a little sheet of slippery nonsense. But, glad to hear that things are about as well as they can be for winter.>>80663342If a single idiot that can't communicate his frustrations with hosting besides skipping someone while also being a bit of an ass and going "incognito" can destroy HG, then it was going to be destroyed by some other inconsequential thing. That's a big if.
>>80663237Were all going to die, might as well die standing up.
>Well that's as perfect an opener as I could have asked for to get back into the swing of things with this guy. Becaaaause...>>80662624>>80662929>A few minutes into this mindless rampage through the seaside village, something even more unexpected than an all-out assault by giant-robot-pirate-men-things occurs.>At first its just a glint of red and blue behind the clouds... but then, in a blur of motion, it comes soaring down from the sky and swoops through the village until it goes crashing right into the wall-sized chest of the first of the giant monster-men, hitting with enough unexpected force to send the thing flying backwards!>And then, it stops in front of the stampede, and it becomes clear that this *it*... is a man?!There really is never a dull moment in this place is there? Almost reminds me of home. Though I will admit, even for me, this is... new.>A man who now was putting himself right in the line of fire between the fleeing pirates and the people of this seaside shanty town, and the row of these hulking... things!All right, gentlemen, I think that's quite enough!>See? I told you it would be something unexpected!
>>80663397...Yappy, I am blogposter sama. I never need to be asked.The fog tends to make all the benches wet which is really annoying. And it makes it feel like its 5 degrees colder.. but it's just coldness. I ran into some ice earlier tiday and nearly fell again. That's the kind of shit I rly hate.
YOYA-YO YA-YOSHITPOSTINGDON'T GIVE IT UP MICAHSHITPOSTINGDON'T GIVE IT UP KIRASHITPOSTINGDON'T GIVE IT UP ARTFAGSHITPOSTINGDON'T GIVE IT GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UPNOHERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES WE FIND OUT ABOUT SOME COUNCIL TROONS IN THE SAW LINETHERE'S NO DOUBT THE PIRATE WHOSE EYE IS ON IT HE'LL SINGI'LL BE KING OF THE SHITPOSTERS I'M GONNA BE KINGYA-YO YA-YO YA-YOHO-HOHIS NAME IS MICAHTHAT'S CAPTAIN MICAH BELLGONNA BE KING OF THE SHITPOSTERSHE'S MADE OF PURE RAGEHOW DID THAT HAPPENYO-HO-HO HE SOLD A SAUSAGE ROLLYA-YO YA-YOHIS NAME'S ANON HE'S JUST LIKE A NEWFAGAND A-C-K CLARENT'S NOT SHYMORDRED'S DOIN' THAT YAPPIN' THINGDICKEY'S HALL MONITORIN' MOKOU'S RIGGINGYA-YO YA-YO YA-YOHO-HOSET SAIL FOR HGIT'S THE NAME OF THE SHITSHOWIN THE THREADSYA-YO YA-YOSET SAIL FOR HG
>>80663373>DIGITAL PIRACY?!>Can't do nothing about that blud, Vegapunk hasn't invented Den Den Mushi DMCA'ing yet. The Bisoromi Bears cannot stop him... It's over.
>>80662624>>80662929>Indeed, intel on this location told the UNSC themselves that it was a bastion of Insurrectionist activity of the pirate variety. Truly a wretched hive of scum and villainy that needed to be expunged. >So while coordinated and methodical chaos against said ne'er-do-wells reigned on the ground with the cyborg clones, the UNSC opted to take to the skies to root out the pirates at first. A pair of light frigates broke through the wispy cloud cover, the sun gleaming off of their gunmetal grey hulls. And their many and very active guns that swiveled to face various seaborne targets...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8QaPO-nlFc>Almost immediately, ships that tried to escape the bay or otherwise engage MARINE forces (if present beyond the Pacifistas) were ruthlessly sunk by Rampart and Bulwark autocannons, the odd Archer missile likewise slamming into targets to further the ongoing and merciless pressure against these salty criminals. All in all the opening salvo against the nameless Harbor was going murderously well for the Away team!
councilfags out of the woodworks
Uh oh the timing
>>80663373>>80663480>Don't worry bro, ONI Section II has this handled. >Deletes the pirates entire pr0n collection with a slick virus. >He doesn't like this.
>>80663459I know you don't. I was just making my attitude on the matter known. A wet bench is only wet until your slacks aren't dry. Granted, now you're walking around with a wet seat, which can be anything from uncomfortable to dangerous.Hmm, well, stay safe and reasonably cautious out there, then. Though, I suppose it's also not good to catch yourself just to pull the inside of your leg or your hip...
>councilfags showing up in droves to mark the thread against the samcil chihuahuas
>>80663480>It was a small victory for pirate kind; though the Marine may pillage their physical piers, with each new epoch in human advancement, these scallywags will adapt to build their new havens, be they physical or virtual->>80663517"Avast!">Dang. With his databanks of irreplaceable digital wares cleared, this pixel pirate had no recourse but to embrace the parting of his mortal coil under the vain hope of reunion under Davy Jones' Locker.
>>80663598>this imageYou're killing me.
>>80663397>bit of an ass>silly postingTypical Kiyama hand waving his shitposting as always
>>80663525Cute grumpy robot.Man you know that feel after you slip and nearly fell where your arms hurt like crazy cause ur body catapults em in random directions to try and stabilize ? Had that earlier.. feels like my muscles were torn in half.
>>80663598>On the contrary, Avast anti-virus couldn't save Long Dick Johnson here from the wrath of the glowniggers from outer space, his ILL-GOTTEN GAINS forfeit! >Another stunning victory for the UNSC and her allies was had this day, yes.
>>80663626Kiyama is the biggest professional victim we've ever had in HG. Of course he's simping for the 2nd biggest professional victim.
>>80663626If you genuinely believe my poor behavior is the depth of human iniquity, I hope your life remains as blessed as it is. >>80663644... I usually catch myself with my lower body, that's why I brought up those muscles. Whenever I've caught myself using upper-body motion it's been a little spinwheel motion, like how they do in old person calisthenics.
>>80663743"Kiyama is the biggest professional victim we've ever had in HG.">They are obligated to wear digital muzzles and chastity cages due to the homosexual culture of caring about "image" that is prevalent here thanks to years of councilshittery. They indeed hate you, there is no doubt about it, there has been too many slips throughout the years proving that the sunshine and fairies and rainbows air they want you to think represents the "people with faces" is the most comfortable lie believed here. They will only say it on anon to protect their precious image but they almost guaranteed hate your guts and probably tell you to die all the time because that's what they really want; you dead for offending them.>Ask them if you think otherwise. If they go "nah I don't hate you", they really mean "yes I hate you".>Council and Dickey losing their minds about "micah/marth/tom/dick/harry/whoever" in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
>>80663356but now he is back and everything is sunshine and rainbows and he will save hg right after he invades venezuela and greenland and minnesota oh boy hg is saved really for true this time
>>80663775I always do a sick dab on those h2o niggers and pull my muscles real hard.Luckily only 10mins left.. I wanna go home and eat lentil stew so bad.
>>806634684kids rap always makes me kek>>80663457>>80663494>I need a bigger mouth to eat that much spinach being put on my plate simultaneously.>The retaliation against one of the Pacifista is enough to briefly halt the scourge of a whole seven unit strong squad of the over ten feet high machines. As one, their heads swiveled around, and the punted one rose, after a good minute of readjusting its servos.>One of the units took a heavy step forward, glassy white eyes blinking with a targeting reticle."Identifying... Target unknown. Unable to locate bounty listing.">Another took a step forward, and it was not long going to become a moshpit on tighty-reddies here if he persisted."Civilian participant, you are obstructing Justice against criminals and lawbreaking piracy cells. Clear boundaries immediately. PX units one through seven are authorized to complete mission by any means necessary.">And that's when they raised their hands. Metallic rings in the palms, hollow barrels to shoot through. Some opened their mouths, and yellow flashes began building.>Fuck off or fuck on, they're about to whoop somebody's ass.>And it's yours.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHMLWvwO35M>>80663494>Hello there cavalry."KUSO!">Down below, a few Marine medium ships are surfing the coasts of a tight perimeter. Only a mile inbound, The Skull is off coast, conducting flotilla routines in this area. Suffice to say, a pirate haven detected near a Marine base is the death knell. But down below on the ships at sea, an officer is gritting his teeth."Come in! Over! Respond, UNSC ships!">You are connected to one "Sentomarou", the principle Marine officer in charge of the Pacifistas."My Pacifista units are under attack by a strong opponent! We can barely make it out through the debris with our scopes! What intel can you provide us from up there?!">>80663598you tried, captain Woudint D. Ownlodacar... we will never forget you...
>>80663647https://youtu.be/ErXKJJLgVWM?si=EionZTPmmDIuLPf9
If my wife doesn't have giant boobs and a full diaper then she isn't my wife
>>80663831You can't just drop the hard-r like that in this neighborhood and not expect the ice to turn into black ice.That'd really set the Blue states ablaze.Anyway... mmm, that sounds good.
>>80663898Me and the homies all hate ice niggers yo.Mhm, gonna give it turkey, broccoli, tatos, onions, some spinach and chickie broth. I luv that stuff.That reminds me, I gotta go shopping. Am out of chicken wieners.
>>80663942I keep hearing about that. Pft.Oh, gosh. Toss some barley in there and you have some stick-to-the-bones stuff. Yum.Well, enjoy your meal once you get to it. Blessed night, Mordred, and to everyone else too.
>>80663985Nighty Yappy!
>>80663841>Eat yer greens, it's what Popeye would want of us Navy types anyway. >Shit was right as well, the situation once thought to be well in hand hitting a colorful snag. Of the pair of Stalwart frigates in theater it would of course fall to the UNSC Tip of the Spear to be the first to answer the urgent hail, her skipper speaking in a firm tone. (CPT LEO) We read you A1 and are examining the situation now. >Hi-def cameras and their various spectrums spotted the man in question >>80663457 here, Hector freezing up for a couple seconds in recognition. (CPT LEO) Superman...? >Well, that complicated things and then some... >Recovering and steeling himself, the UNSC officer was quick to continue. (CPT LEO) Your opponent is one man. And not just any man, but Superman himself. >He'd only hesitate to let the name and its possible implications if at all sink in before continuing. (CPT LEO) I recommend standing down for now so we can perhaps explain the situation to him. >And more pragmatically..(CPT LEO) In any case, we *might* not have the firepower to deal with him anyway from what we've observed of him as well.
I like fucking around with Gemini, he's fun.
>>80664167>Pictured: All the Fumos the Chief has "acquired" after several arduous years of hard work in the Arena.
>>80663841>The man in... the frankly ridiculous outfit, dusted off his shoulders for a moment as the row of walking tanks reorganized themselves. When one of them began to speak, the caped man looked around at the fleeing crowds of pirates.Huh. Would you look at that...>He almost seemed to be taking in the sights, almost like he was sightseeing. But then he looked back at the wall of machine-men as they now appeared to be charging their weapons...>>80664058>Then, for a moment, Superman tilted his head to the side as he listened to the far off motors and engines of a vaguely familiar brand of spaceship.Hm...>Still, no time to dwell on that. He looked back at the walking weapons and said:I'm all for bringing justice to criminals, but not *this* kind of justice. If you want help capturing these men, trust me, they won't be able to outrun me. But I can't let you level an entire town like this!>... He wasn't moving. He didn't even appear to be flinching in the face of all these weapons. It almost looks like he's daring them to fire...!
>>80664228Sir, your war mount is ready. RAWR.Kick some xeno ass!
>>80664167That's a lot of Fumos!
>>80664319Yeah, the chief been busy.Always lock your fumos away when he's in town! He can't be trusted.
>>80664273>Holy shit lmao, this is PERFECT! >Holds (X) to board Mountain Doritosaurus. >Cue this playing soon afterwards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3V-qW4mlAs
>>80664319>>80664330>All Fumos belong to the UNSC; end of story.
So who actually left because of mordred? I think anon is full of shit
>>80664330Locking them up right now!>>80664343HANDS OFF MY FUMOS!
>>80664393Counter argument: Who liked it more when Mordred fucked off for like two weeks
>>80664401>Surrender, or DIE. >Well not really we're reasonable actually and I'm sure we can come to some kind of agreement here that benefits us both.
>>80664411Yo.
>>80664393Nobody left because of Mordred. People just move on with their lives. They either move on to other hobbies, they go back to real life shit, or they'll go to /erp/ and perform some horrific erp with that threads version of Chihi-I'LL FUCKING KILL KOSAKU! HE WILL PAY!*ahem* Sorry, I don't know what got over me there. Anyways, people just choose to move on with their lives and leave hg behind.
holy orbit
>>80664331ONTO BATTLE!>ignore that RAWR changed in appearance and his sail is a little buggy. Gemini is not very smart. >>80664401Do u have fumos irl?
>>80664509>Nah man, this is nice lol. Saving this shit and christening it "Magnificent Dewritosaurus Mount".
>>80664418Go take somebody else's Fumos. You're not taking mine.>>80664509Sadly, no.
>>80664553>What if we give you... a MILLION space bucks?
>>80664547Gemini has big issues with the sail.. he doesn't quite understand how to put you on the dino cause the sail is in the way. And he also struggles with size.. Glad u got a kek out of it tho.>>80664553Planning on getting some? They are awesome for cuddling.
>>80664058"Su... paman...?">He's no Franky to me!>The Marines are stirring onboard their vessels, visibly confused. The UNSC must have seen some kuso to be wary of engaging one person. But the 'might' there, it makes Sentoumaru's face harden. If it was a matter of 'might', that wasn't a matter of 'couldn't'! Still, it wouldn't be in good faith to their ally to press on now, would it?"...Hmph!">Sentomarou dialed the side of the Den Den Mushi his men held for him, to the Pacifista line."Pacifista! Stand down and disengage!">>80664270"Unwillingness to comply with Justice noted.">The brightness of their thermal lasers were at full power, a barrage ready to be released."Firing upon obstructing civilian in one...""...two...">And then the glows faded, the giant machine men began closing their jaws and lowering their palms."Acknowledged. Standing down.">Even as pirates continued to flee the haven. Rampage halted.>Nearby, coming into the mouth of the smoking bay full of sunken ships now were blue vessels bearing the bold words "MARINE" on their sails. Probably the controllers. Seems they want a word with spandex here. The first thing he'd spot was the round, large shape of a figure leaping off the deck high in the air. Not at all something an ordinary human just goes and does."Hmp!">A heavy landing near the Pacifista in the street. And he's->He's a fucking sumo wrestler. Dude he's... that's literally a sumo wrestler, with a giant axe, one he's now pointing right at Supaman."Oi! Kono yarōōōō!">Don't call him "axe boy", whatever you do."What do you think you're doing, getting in our way! Eliminating pirates is the Navy's fundament! And to allow a hive of mongrels to fester near our great base would be an insult to ourselves!">戦桃丸 - Kaigun Shōkō Sentoumaru."We have no spaces to harbor prisoners! Nor the resources! Unless you got a better idea, GET OUT OF OUR WAY, SPANDEX-MAN!">A grandstand. He obviously has no interest in fighting Supaman...
>>80664461Are you jealous of Kosaku's ability to actually RP?
>>80664461This poor sad orbiter.
>>80664571>I got a kick out of it lol. Thanks man.
>>80664564No deal!>>80664571I definitely would like to get one.
>>80664662U can get em for cheap from china. This is where my Red is from https://de.aliexpress.com/item/1005009206580480.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.order_list_main.86.47581802ahgxHk&gatewayAdapt=glo2deu
>>80664597No, I'm just not a fan of the type of RP he does. I am just a somewhat vanilla person. Also I don't really like seeing Chihiro in any actual harm so it kinda strikes a nerve for me, but I won't be a total jackass about it. It's his kinks after all. I'll just be a doofus.>>80664601At least you actually responded to my post. I respect that, faceless anon.
>>80664706>Also I don't really like seeing Chihiro in any actual harmIsn't his source material literally about a giant murder game in which everyone dies horribly
>>80664699Wow, those are some good prices.
>>80664734Yes I know, it's the main reason why I despise Mondo Owada. I don't care what anybody says, Mondo is a piece of shit for killing Chihiro.
>>80664734Yes.
i like how kosaku just fully hid his ability to RP from here for the longest time and vocally said RP sucks multiple times and it turns out that he was a better RPer than anyone here. Let that sink in. The RP in here is so boring that he completely refused to touch it at all.
>>80664270>>80664593>At the very least, a tense peace was had. For now, the UNSC warships (scantly) familiar to the Man of Steel considering the one-time action in New York nearly a year ago. And they had no reason to aggro the caped wonder for a multitude of reasons either, the captain of the Spear trying to keep it that way as he treated with the officer of the mobile base. (CPT LEO) I know it's not the best option at the moment, but the man's an honest hero for one thing. >Even if he *might* let some pirates get away with his intervention, Hector not exactly pleased with what he was seeing or dealing with here. And things would only sour some more when ONI invariably got involved, a communique popping up on his captain's terminal aboard the bridge... >He'd swear to himself, likewise watching as the MARINES sent their own boisterous envoy to deal with "Supaman" even as the Pacifistas stood down. Hector knew he had to act fast along with the rest of the UNSC to head off a potential disaster in the making between friends. (CPT LEO) Alright. Keep things on the level with him for now, an ONI agent is being dispatched to... try and help. He'll be down shortly. In the meantime, we'll do what we can to prevent the pirates from escaping this Harbor. >Most of their vessels *had* presumably been sunk, be it from the MARINES or the UNSC themselves in the bay. But for the rest in town, Pelican dropships would begin to descend towards the outskirts of the town loaded with Marines of their own and ODSTs to back them up. Just as well, Longswords were dispatched to further secure the air, the wedge-shaped jets buzzing overhead now. >However, a couple Pelican dropships would make for Sentoumaru and Superman as they had the beginnings of a standoff. Hopefully the ground would be secure enough for what looked to be an impromptu meeting!
>>80664793I don't think writing a "generic horny dick-thirsty" personality type character counts as good RP.
>>80664662>Alright. TWO MILLION space bucks then! Final offer!
>>80664817Thanks for admitting that you didn't actually read any of it
>>80664817if you qualify the dead arcs and snorefests that go nowhere as good RP I don't think i'm inclined to take your opinion into account
>>80664832It doesn't matter how many space bucks you try to give me, you will not get my Fumos!
I played DnD irl with the bois. I'm clearly the best roleplayer here.
>>80664893here's your equal attention cake, mordred.
>>80664884>So be it. Let it go on record that we tried to be reasonable with you. >We're sending the Master Chief himself to relieve you of any Fumos you may or may not have in your possession. >Expect him. Or better yet, don't!
I long for the days when the worst attention whores we had was Alma Elma
>>80664933Fine, send him out. I'm not afraid!
>>80664965>Suddenly appears right behind youhttps://youtu.be/KYR9w2jiD2U?si=mJrJV7D2qfo1bX7H&t=5>Smacks you with assault rifle >You don't like this
>>80665019*Chihiro gets back up to his feet. He is a bit shaky as he did not expect to get hit from behind*Kind of a cowardly move to hit me from behind... *Chihiro tries his best to reason with the Chief. He does not want to use his last resort*P-Please just leave me and my Fumos alone!
>>80665019STOP HURTING MY HIRO>kicks your ass, again>>80664909Thanks!
>>80665090>Little did Chihiro know that the Chief was practically a ninja, and sneak attacks were well within his MO. Should have just handed over the Fumos when offered, the big bad SPARTAN absconding with whatever plushies they had in their possession! >But then, this >>80665126 happened and the Chief was sent flying at hihg speeds away. >He didn't like that...
>>80664593Thank you.>The man- rather, the so-called "Superman," gave only an appreciative nod once the strange machines decided to stand down. From there, he would have been open to going and helping round up the remaining pirates...>But before he had the chance, a slew of "MARINE" ships began pulling into the bay. But more importantly, from one of the ships, a new face emerged.Whoa.>Superman was almost surprised to find himself looking up at such a massive foe that wasn't a robot, but actually human. He had to stop himself from asking if he really worked for the navy, and focus on the more pressing matters.Excuse me for my tone, but if this base really is so great, then shouldn't a place like this not have been able to 'fester' to begin with?>>80664815>Jeez has it really been that long already->Er, I mean... Superman looked to the side and watched as the space-variety ships began hovering closer. If he listened closely, he could likely hear the sounds of the UNSC scrambling to help maintain order here. Or the sounds of pirates fleeing, one way or another.>But his attention was drawn back to the 'sumo' standing in front of him, his words bringing a new frown to Superman's face.Your machines back there mentioned something about bounties a moment ago. Between that, and the scale of this operation, you'll have to forgive me for having a hard time believing you don't have the means for a more humane course of action.>Nor did this Superman have any interest in fighting him. But still, he held his ground.>After all, it sounded like someone else was coming to join the party, so it would be rude for him to take off now... literally, in his case.
>>80665160*Chihiro watches as The Chief was sent flying away. He then turned towards his savior*>>80665126*Hugs*Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU! How could I ever repay you?
>>80665160Be happy I didn't revoke your mountainRAWR riding privileges.You stealing fumos is one thing but nobody hurt little hiro! I'll make Skarbrand kick u as often as need be till u learn that.>>80665227Is fine my cute>hugs
>>80665227>You haven't seen the last of him! He'll be back with a VENGEANCE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCBUXC3sGvc>>80665254>We're ruthless in our pursuit of these marketable dolls you know. It doesn't end here, but will continue. >BEWARE!
>>80665277Only mildly less stoopid than when we had to eat an entire barrel of msg to save an orphanage with Lenny.But still very amusing
>>80665315>It was funny lol. >The Fumo Wars shall continue...
>>80664857>>80664861>le adjective wall of text slop>good Bocchi gtfo
>>80664815>>80665168>Axe boy's jaw tightens and he rests his axe back upon his shoulder, clenching a fist."Tch! Don't question me as if I'd tell a random no-name spandex man like you everything for no good reason! My lips are the tightest in the Navy, and orders are orders! These are foreign territories for us, and our new base was only designed to help the World Government extend into those territories! There's no way we can factor transporting tons of prisoners all the way to the great jail, Impel Down, with so much else going on!">He just.... he just said everything anyway, despite claiming he would not. Is there... like, room for a loose lips sink ships joke here or would he just double down and claim he didn't actually run his mouth but just felt like answering?>Well the answer to that is probably obvious too."This pirate haven was only just spotted. Who knows how many more we'll find in uncharted territories! Nante orokana otokoda! Our job is policing the seas. I don't hate the pirates for thinking it's their job to pillage them, but I'll always follow orders! If you don't like that, take it up with the boss!">It would be really funny if you took him up on that and provoked him further. I mean really, REALLY funny.>Sentoumaru's eye twitches as he glances past Supaman at the fleeing criminals."If you disagree with Justice, then you better be prepared to take them to prison yourself! PACIFISTA! ROUND UP ALL PIRATES BY HAND!">The line of machine men began moving again, walking right past Supaman, raising their hands and flexing their digits. At the same time, Marines began disembarking from their gangplanks, dozens rushing into the town on foot themselves, brandishing cuffs and ropes, shouting to capture fleeing pirates.>The Navy is not going to relent in attempting to control this situation, even in his face, but they'll gladly dump them all onto him if he wants it so bad.
>>80665331Enormous. Veiny. Penises.
>>80665331I wasn't trying to tag you but here ya go, have that (You)
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA!>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!>WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>>80665168>>80665425>Time flies and waits for no man or organization... >All the more reason to make things happen here and now, UNSC personnel doing what they could to corral the fleeing pirates themselves. Again, waiting teams of ODSTs and Marines on the outskirts were there to assist their allies in catching these criminals. But alas, not even the UNSC had the means to readily hold them, intel reporting that there were *hundreds* at the very least within the town. So hopefully the incoming Naval Intelligence officer could do something useful here, the pair of D77H dropships coming to a hover near the two disparate men. >They'd set down with a hefty *CLANK* of their landing gear, rear hatches opening up to first admit the Master Chief himself and a team of ODSTs. [TENSE NEGOTATION] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeGm1s-kC8E>Seeing both Superman AND Sentoumaru, the Battle Rifle-armed SPARTAN offered them a nod of acknowledgement before quickly assessing the immediate area. Finding it secure enough along with the Helljumpers, he'd turn back towards the Pelican. (117) We're secure, sir. >At that, a sharp-faced ONI agent emerged smartly from the idling Pelican, the stiff spook near-unflappable as he addressed the pair of colorful and larger than life men. (ONI) I think it's unwise to interfere with the current operations in and of itself, Superman. Hm, that said, we *should* handle this... situation a bit more sagely in light of current company, yes? >That last part went to the sumo man, although the unidentified officer hardly outright disagreed with the guy as he sicced his cyborg clones on the criminal populace. (ONI) In any case I'm certain we'll have a solution to this vexing issue that'll satisfy all parties.
>>80665767>Thanks lol.
>>80665813U know how it be.. you wanna shitpost at random but then click a tag for whatever reason and well.. I'mma go look what my stew is up to.
>>80662624>Perhaps unnoticed amidst the occurrences below, a single bird would will itself across the skies not through flight, but anger alone, its wrathful vibes emanating from its form in an invisible mist.>Surely, this were an ill omen.
>>80665425As a shonen fag, what is your opinion on this >>80665771?
>>80665933seen that one and variants too many times beforegoku fighting the elephant's foot and dying of cancer is the funniest pasta in recent memoryhttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/271584807/#q271598446the australian cellfag burning spaghetti in a pan and deranged shinfag writing essays about beerus's pants to slander him is the last time the halls were really, really funny to me
>>80665425... I see.>Superman's hardened features would soften a little after hearing what this behemoth had to say... after saying that he wouldn't say anything.>Between the supposed pirates themselves and the spaceships hovering nearby, admittedly, Superman was a bit thrown off by what expectations he should be going here. Was this the past? or some kind of future? Either way, he knew it wasn't a history he was familiar with. Alternate histories like these were always such a doosey...>Regardless, Superman finally moved, turning to the side to watch as the "Pacifista" went to round up all the pirates with non-lethal force. Superman nodded, and looked back at the big man.Thank you. All I want is to avoid as much bloodshed as possible.>There was something else he wanted to say...>>80665790>But they were then interrupted by the landing of those large falling vehicles, and the subsequent arrival of what looked like a squad of soldiers. And, if he were to guess, a commanding officer of some sort.I would certainly hope so, sir.>Superman offered the ONI politely enough as he stood, arms folded over his chest, eyes scanning slowly over the new arrivals.You were those same people who were in New York during that attack, weren't you? I didn't mean to intrude on any 'operation,' but when a town suddenly starts getting blown apart within earshot, I can't help but feel like I should step in and help.>Help who, in this case...?>>80665875>That's one... angry bird...
>>80665790>>80666250>Sentoumaru grunted at 'Supaman'."Nante namaikina. Are you too optimistic? Bloodshed is unavoidable around kaizoku. It's in their very nature to want to leave home and seek absolute freedom to do anything on the sea, spandex man!">Freedom to kill, plunder, steal, rob... which just comes with the outfit of the package already, if one was to consider that to be a pirate was to be the striking figure of adventure and wanderlust to begin with. A pirate was free to not kill as well.>The fact remains that they're always likely to choose to kill instead. Exemplified now by the sound of gunfire from afar. Sentoumaru's Den Den Mushi, the snail he held, relayed a field transmission.>"Marine squads, taking fire from fleeing kaizuko in the jungle! Shoot to disarm! Pacifista in front!">"Man down! Man down here!">Sentoumaru growled."See what your negligence might cause, spandex man! UNSC! You understand it better than him, right? Tch... Never matter. Help us capture all these pirates! And then figure out where to take t-">"Marine midship to Shōkō Sentoumaru! We have an incoming friendly!">True enough. A Battleship is inbound to the island now. A hulking monster, half the size of the UNSC vessels above on the water."A few hundred extra hands, then. What's the problem, sailor?!">"T-That v-vessel...! S-Shōkō! Akainu is aboard!"
>>80665790>>80666250>>80666527>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UjjEGmD4aE>The sumo is pale now. Like he'd just been ringed out in the most important match of his life pale. He almost drops his snail transponder and takes a step back. That Battleship in the distance... a man in red is standing on the frontal turret with crossed arms."A... Akainu...?! W... Why's he here?! Why now?!">"Routine inspection of Marine Base A1! But his ship signaled to avert course when he caught wind of the skirmish! He's coming here now!">Sentoumaru turned to the ONI diplomat and 117 alike, more worried for them than anyone else."You lot! Things are about to go downhill here! Run now if you value your lives! I'm not going to be on the same island as that man!">And with that, he turned.... and RAN back to his ship."The Admiral is coming! PULL OUT THE BAY NOW!"
>>80666250>>80666527>>80666542>Although he didn't have rank insignia on his dark uniform, the way the others, even the towering and power armored Master Chief, deferred to the man told them he was in charge of this ground outfit. He himself was only lightly armed with a M6C/SOCOM pistol, light armor covering his 6 foot and lean frame. Compared to the more heavily armed and armored ODSTs and the Chief himself, he looked a bit... underwhelming even. But the way he carried himself spoke otherwise, the CO nodding at Superman's observation of their prior encounter. (ONI) Correct. We never got the chance to thank you for your work or introduce ourselves properly for that matter. >His neutral expression hardened a bit. (ONI) And this current situation is hardly conducive to introductions either. Regardless we are doing the right thing here with this town, this haven for criminal elements that maraud the high seas and elsewhere for that matter. While it could've possibly been handled better, Sentoumaru-san is correct in his assessment of these pirates. >True enough, UNSC forces were likewise reporting hostile action within their own sectors on the outskirts of the nameless town. Be it in the form of distant gunfire and reports that flowed to the Tip of the Spear and Make Haste above. Cortana herself was there to relay them aloud as well as she addressed the group. (CTN) We're likewise getting reports of scattered resistance from Insurrectionist elements. Hate to say it Superman, but our friend here is right: these pirates? They aren't the friendly sort or willing to throw in the towel just yet. >The spook grimly nodded at that. (ONI) Yes. So, if you could perhaps help us in dealing with them in a better way, it would be much appreciated. (1/2)
>>80666809>>80666250>>80666527>>80666542>And then they hit another snag, even the cool officer knowing well of the fiery Admiral and what it could damn well mean for this town. If not the entire surrounding area. It was only exemplified with the big guy's near panic at Admiral Sakazuki coming approach, the Section I agent grimacing for a moment before steeling himself. (ONI) I see. Cortana, notify the Spear and Haste to evacuate our Marine and ODST forces from the Harbor. (CTN) Aye aye. >One of the Helljumpers grumbled uneasily. (ODST #3) What about us, sir? >A pause. (ONI) We'll remain here for now, but we're ready to leave in a moment ourselves. >He'd nod to the waiting Pelicans at their backs before focusing on the caped hero. (ONI) And I'm sure our colorful friend here may be willing to "help" if needed. >Bit of a gambit, but the spook knew that any operation came with risk. >With that said and done, Marines and ODSTs evacing back to their ships at Sentoumaru and Cortana's hurried word, the as of yet named spy would attempt to hail RED DOG directly via Den Den Mushi with his own comm piece... (2/2)
>>80666527>>80666809Well, it was a busy day.>Superman looked between the two parties as they tried to explain the situation, and he nodded accordingly as the sumo and the ONI both relayed that these 'civilians' were anything but. It made him frown again.I'll admit, I wasn't expecting this to be about pirates when I came down... but->But then, even before the two parties got reports of conflict in the nearby tropical wood, Superman's head jerked to the side as he heard the distant gunfire like it was right upon them.... Excuse me.>Looks like they made their point, because in a flash, Superman was gone in a blur of red and blue and a small cloud of kicked-up dust and sand. >The poor pirates in the woods, for as hard as they might have been willing to fight for their freedoms, probably didn't even realize what had happened until it was already over. That in a blink of the eye, Superman had torn through the immediate area around the town, snatching away or simply crushing their firearms right out of their hands, right in the middle of whatever firefight they were getting themselves into! >The reports on both the Marines' and the UNSC's ends of things must have been fun to listen to...>>80666542>>80666813>However many minutes later, Superman appeared just as fast as he had disappeared, and dropped a boat-load of various guns and possibly swords at his feet once he stopped.There we go. Sorry about that, I had to make sure that that man's injuries... weren't...>However, once Superman was back, he saw that the large wall of a man was gone... and in the bay, a much, much larger ship seemed to be pulling in!>Superman looked at the approaching vessel for a moment... then, turned to the UNSC forces.... Did I miss something?
>>80666813>>80667129>It's unnerving. How fast Sentoumaru opted to leave, the exchanges over the Den Den Mushi from Marines of the sudden disarming of pirates abroad, and the refusal to take a call from ONI just as the Battleship came from the horizon. By now, the disembarked Marines and Pacifista were wrangling in the jungle, but this would be a chase for the day.>When the Battleship came about, it was clear ONI was going to be talking to Sakazuki in person rather than afar as the agent should prefer. The gangplank of the Battleship falls onto the port hard now that the midships were aside and disembarked, its massive shape crushing a wooden house.>Immediately, a downpour of a hundred or more Marines armed with matchlock and sabers came barreling down it. Right behind them was Akainu. He was heading right for the delegates.>Mister 117, oh mister ONI, mister Clark 'my son's gay' Kent, you ever had one of those "the pressure of the guy standing next to me is so intense I feel like he's Mr. Owl and I'm the tootsie pop after two licks" moments before...?>That is what it feels like when this giga hawaiian/okinawan comes close. Motherfucker is ten feet high, musclebound, looks like he could bake six million cookies in 4 hours rather than years and commit a deforestation crime on the entire amazonas with a glance and flex uranium into gold between his biceps and brachio-radials.
>>80666813>>80667129>>80667411>Oh yes, he is the I.S.O.T.S. of One Piece. I.S.O.T.S.... Legend has it that whoever discovers the meaning of this acronym shall unlock the name of the MIGHTIEST being the human imagination can possibly conceive."Multirole...">He mutters under the anime ass shadows making him look this menacing in broad fucking daylight."One must think well of how to apply the term when prescribing a military base. Imagine my disappointment with the engineering corps, however, when I came to learn that Base A1 was not built for capacity holding. It is gross incompetence of people with a weighty role in the military. It offends me greatly. A Navy Base must not be lacking for compartments, the prison least of all. Sukaru will undergo a lengthy renovation before I allow anyone to declare its project 'completed'...">Akainu lifts his head, and his face is nothing short of gravely rigid."I won't fault Sentoumaru for deciding to wipe out the first kaizuko retreat the base spotted... nor will I fault UNSC's own assistance or request for a cleaner operation. But a harsh lesson of corporal punishment must be instilled regardless, and to that end, I am going to order every captured criminal here immobilized.">They're getting broken legs for this. Possibly arms too. All done with billy clubs."What I may fault at this time...">Oh shit, he's looking at Supapants now."...is how a man with family jewels big enough to interfere with Marine HQ's business may react to my decision. Even if milieu dictates we withhold ending lives, I will not suffer to see men who sail with impure thoughts ever sail again. THAT... I make no compromise for.">You know what they say, having your legs broken is uh... the best motivator to not do crimes. It's okay if Akainu makes you want to wee your pants in fear, it really is. Maybe not you, Supapants, 117.... You, ONI man? We'd get it.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVuNofPseqc>also i go to sleep now night lol
>>80667129>>80667411>>80667424>Admittedly, even the cool agent was internally worried. He may have never seen Akainu in person but he'd read the reports and files on the man. And it seemed today was going to be his (un)lucky day as all attempts at hailing him were for naught, the Admiral seemingly deigning to make a personal visit as his warship pulled in and hundreds of armed MARINES came thundering down the gangplanks following a bit of property damage. >The agent spared a glance at Superman, his expression a hard mask of determination. (ONI) You could say that. >He'd glance at the pile of weapons he had "procured" from the pirates, a brow being raised before he continued. (ONI) I hope you know a thing or two about Justice, Superman, because the Admiral is a fervent adherent and practitioner of it to say the least. >You could practically hear the capital J in that word, the nameless spy trying to hide whatever trepidation he held at the veritable super man's presence instilled. But one look in his grey eyes showed a hint of dread as he finally got a good look at RED DOG himself in the flesh, the Naval Intelligence agent trying not to flinch when he finally spoke. At the very least the ODSTs and Master Chief had their faces hidden by opaque visors but in the case of the former, some flinched themselves. Although they'd sooner die than admit to being scared, especially with the MCPO hardly being afraid. He'd faced down Brutes in CQC before after all. But then again, he knew those space apes couldn't hold a candle to the big guy here before them now... >Again, swallowing whatever worry he had present the spook spoke to Akainu. (1/2)
>>80667642>>80667129>>80667411>>80667424(ONI) Admiral Sakazuki. Your presence while unexpected is appreciated nonetheless. Despite the offences and shortcomings of A1 here, I think the situation has still been handled... adequately. But as you've mentioned it could've likewise been cleaner. And despite an unexpected interference from an outside agent...>He'd glance to Superman. ... he was still able to assist in halting pirate operations in his own way. >He'd then gesture to the pile of weapons he had seized from the fleeing scum, all neatly placed or destroyed for the men to look at. >And in truth, *merely* breaking their limbs seemed... light, compared to what the ONI agent was thinking might befall this merry band of outlaws and their town. Hopefully Superman would agree with that harsh statement and punishment from the Admiral here, the Chief opting to say his piece as well in a quiet yet firm tone. (117) There are worse alternatives. (2/2)(Good stuff man, I appreciate the RP and hope we can put a cap on this soon!)
>>80667411>>80667642>Superman was dusting his hands off when the plank of the heaving ship came down, and winced as he watched that house get leveled. But it was when the utter flood of humanity came rushing down it that made Superman, for the first time so far, look well and truly surprised. >He let out a low whistle as the soldiers kept coming.I would think I'd have remembered hearing about a boat that big in history class...>He mused to himself in a mutter, then glanced at the ONI officer as he spoke.Something tells me that the word 'justice' might have a bit of a different interpretation for this 'Admiral'...>Right before the soldiers, and in turn the Admiral, got close enough to them, Superman couldn't help but notice the way some, if not all, of the heartbeats around him quickened in pace. Their collective tension compared to the casual stance of the Man of Steel made him stand out even more than the outfit...(1/2)
>>80667828>>80667424>>80667642Goodness.>Was the first word that came to mind once the Admiral came up to their little group. And here he thought the guy with the axe was big! No wonder everyone was so tense...!>As Akainu and the ONI Officer spoke, Superman quietly stood his ground, arms once more folded over his chest as he scanned the army that had since formed around them, his gaze only focusing back on the tower of muscle once he explained his plans.>He could feel the attention turn to him, then, as this Admiral fella almost seemed to challenge him to oppose the idea.... If you really want to know...>Superman spoke slowly, carefully.I think that it sounds needlessly cruel to order that all of these men have their bodies broken by what I'll only assume to be blunt force. And that, quite frankly, I would think it would put needless strain on your prison personnel to have to handle not only an influx of new prisoners, but prisoners who would then be freshly unable to take care of themselves. Even if they are still ruthless criminals.>There was a pause then, as Superman's gaze swept across the crowd again.... However... this isn't my government, or even, I suspect, my own time. So while I may disagree with these methods... if it will save these people's lives in the long run, then I won't stand in your way. After all, I would hate to make an even bigger mess of things for you, Admiral.(2/2)>Okay cool. Honestly I didn't expect or mean for this to become a huge thing, I was just tryin' to punch some robots, but this is cool.>I'll be around whenever so just yell at me and I'll come to help cap this off, my dudes. It was cool doing this stuff in the meantime.>... And that's... that's a different Clark, shut up.
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>>80668903Consider getting a rope.
>>80670002hehe :3
