Italian Torture EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80658969OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>80664043Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
Hug the Charlie.
I guess she saw the fandom drama
KILL THE CHARLIE
>>80664108>Always intendedkek
Alastor should show me his frilly panties with his bush visible through the sheer material.
Vaggie was hit by Danny-Do-Bad's shrink ray, what should her and Charlie do now?
>>80664143
>>80664151
>>80664145RA....
>>80664146VORE
>>80664116No! Love and adore the Charlie!
>>80664108>Viv is seeing all the people saying they’ll drop the show if radioapple is canonGood and I hope she feels bad about it. Make stupid decisions as a writer and don’t be surprised when people stop watching your show.
>>80664155
>>80664169
>>80664178
>>80664158ABUSE AND HUMILLIATE THE CHARLIE
I actually went out of my way to defend Viv for years against haters but honestly she deserves all the hate she gets.
Zoomers are so cringe.
You are being too dramatic
>>80664192Agreed
Vassago owes me his cock musk
>>80664116
>>80664163I don't know why she thought she could pull a Stolitz with Radioapple. For one thing, the fandom has been aware and accepted that Alastor is ace since the pilot days and it's been a deeply intrinsic part of his character, so people will be weirded out seeing him romance a guy he's barely talked to. For another, unlike with Stolas and Blitzo, Alastor is popularly shipped around with other characters, so making one of his ships canon WILL result in mass discourse and show dropping.
>>80664108>user is literally named radioapple-heathen jesus christ it’s so over
New ranksauce art im cooming
>>80664239
>>80664234What the fuck was that eagle problem
>>80664255
>>80664266
>>80664234Catbros...
>>80664262he was hungry
>>80664194I praised her for season 2 before realizing it was Smiles doing all the heavy lifting
>>80664280
Whenever I’m ovulating I gain a weirdly powerful appreciation for the male body in like an aesthetic sense. I’m always horny but when it’s that time of my cycle I get poetic about it
>>80664291
Homosexual desires.
Xitterfags are acting like RA killed their whole family. I can't believe some are going as far as saying they'll kill themselves over a ship.
>>80664192Stop being mean to her, she's so precious.
>>80664339RA is that shit
>>80664339It makes me want to tell them to go ahead and fucking do it. How pathetic can you be to let a fictional ship affect you this much? Drop the show if you want, but to want to take your own life over yaoislop????
>>80664346Cute Bee.
>>80664339I think they’re being hyperbolic
Danny Do-Bad is a God Damned sex machine and he fucked Charlie Morningstar's wife and father.
Danny Do-Bad raped Adam in the hot summer of '92.
>>80664339Shippers are insane, more news at 11
>>80664222The Question is can you handle it?
>>80664391How can Charlie even compete with Do-Bad? That's why you never see them in the same room, she knows he'll mog her and fuck Vaggie and Lucifer at the same time.
you ever notice how many characters wear top hats in this shit
SEXUAL DEMON
CHARLIE CAN'T COMPETE
>>80664339>RAniggers can't discern hyperbole
>fucks charlie's dad
>>80664222Best post I've seen today
>>80664517Danny Do Bad isn’t a faggot kys
Someone on twt pointed out that the straws in Vox’s smoothie spell love. TV just gets more and more pathetic by the day
>>80664491Why are you comparing Charlie to Danny? They have nothing to do with each other
I don't think hazbin would have been half as successful as it was if the characters were all furry freaks like they are in helluva
>>80664246I miss the old Ranksauce... Before they disappeared the first time in 2023
>>80664529Vox looks so happy here. After all those years he never wanted to rape deer he just wanted to take him on a cute smoothie date. Televisions really are pure!
>>80664561
This could have been us you stupid fucking deer-I mean YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH
>>80664479>>80664491too bad he never had hot gay sex with pentious while he had the chance
>>80664529Vox's big yaoi hands...
hazbin pilot...my beloved...
You absolute FAGGOT
I for one will enjoy the fandom's mass suicide after RA becomes canon. I love the drama.
>>80664616I'll enjoy the mass RA suicide when they get fatherzoned.
>>80664561Their old art is very cute but I prefer their new stuff by a long shot. Although I have a strong bias for curly/wavy-haired Alastor which might be why this pic in particular is throwing me off
>>80664613He didn't say that.
>>80664529>>80664589His hand could encompass Alastor's whole waist, jesus christ. Could probably reach deer's belly button with one finger.
>>80664616>>80664628I want to see everything crash and burn when it comes pseudo-incest.
>>80664616Same, I never cared about Al or Luci that much. They can be friends or lovers or whatever, I don't care.
>>80664566>Televisions really are pure!Only to people they like
>>80664637It's traditional new/old mindsets, being a heavy pilotfag I'm obviously super biased
>>80664659>Voxsister who's an asshole to deersistersEw. You don't belong here.
Valentino owes Esclavizado sex.
>>80664681How am I being an asshole to deersisters? I only said I didn't care about Al or Luci.
If the cytube ever picks up again, I might actually bother to upload a bunch of old animations into huge youtube playlist for a watch party. When I was still uploading stuff through catbox, I really wanted to shill Anthony & Beast but it was being bratty to upload. Some people went through the effort to retell the entirety of Beauty & The Beast with HuskerDust and the HH cast, it's a commendable effort
Angry Millie is so hot people should draw her more.
>>80664710Enjoying their mass suicide. For shame.
>>80664649>It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out...
>>80664744Ah, well. It's nothing personal, I just love the drama.
Wearing a hoodie with nothing else to bed so Abel can sneak a few gropes while i’m sleeping
>>80664659I'm of a similar mindset, where I like them well-enough as characters, I'm pretty impartial to any ships involving them. It would only annoy me if the ship became Stolitz on steroids insofar as it dominated the narrative, and that would be more due to melodrama that I don't care about than the ship itself.
>>80664674Since you are pretty knowledgeable about that era, I’m curious if many artists back then deviated from the typical old Alastor design? Like for example I don’t think I’ve ever seen old human Al art with black or blond hair, even though afaik his hair color wasn’t confirmed back then?
>>80664744
>>80664811
Not so fat to me!
>>80664818
>>80664826
I'M OLD!
>>80664826Can't believe that game's almost 20 years old now...
>>80664811>>80664818>>80664826
>>80664826We passed upon the stair
Alastor is a woman
>>80664836>Al died on Sept 11Were (((they))) responsible for that too?
>>80664864
>>80664864When are we getting the Helluvaboss WWE crossover animated movie
I need more Wrestle Kino Keno
>>80664881
>>80664872Kino, though I do wonder how Moxxie would deal with picrel Kane
>>80664910Im still Waiting on the Kane, KANE, Cain triple threat match.
>>80664882I been in and out of these threads since 2020 but never paid any attention to OC or drawfags besides 63, when did Keno start his devolution into pead art?
>>80664927To be honest I'm not sure, we would need an oldfag like Dood or White Husk to answer that one. I didn't start lurking seriously until like 2023
>>80664949
>>80664949Canon
>>80664959and cute
>>80664949Adam model looks pretty good, especially the face. Needs to be fatter though.
>>80664949>>80664986I love that Adam is huge. Alastor is tall, and makes the ref look tiny, but Adam is like 2 refs tall.
>>80664986No, he needs to be buff
>>80664949I love this but I wish Keno also did his wrestling stuff on the older WWE games that allowed you to make really fucked shit.Make them all have accurate proportions so Alastor's stick thin doing an RKO.Set up a rumble with everyone of the characters coming in every minute and record it all like the Jerma Rumble or VGCW.That kind of stuff.
>>80664616We'll be having a jolly good time
>>80664808Very early on, Viv did that sketch of the fan design for Alastor before the race swap to mixed. That design was so universally accepted and agreed upon that there was genuinely almost zero deviation. Everyone generally agreed the "medic Alastor" was how the character was meant to be. I need you to understand that Viv never said anything in regards to stopping the design from blowing up and everyone spent a very long time drawing that design. Once the Vodoo drama hit and Viv scrambled to make Alastor mixed, there was a push by a small fringe to give him a more traditionally black design in fanon, but these were all politically brainrotted people who cared more about agenda pushing than the characters, you're MHA raceswappers and whatnot. The more normal liberal folk just drew the traditional medic design but darkened him slightly or didn't care in order to keep the agreed upon fan design that everyone thought was canon because of Viv's endorsement. I could be forgetting some things, I haven't slept and am a little fuzzy in the brainTLDR: Not as much as you think, everyone agreed upon the fanon design after Viv's endorsement, and those that did change him were politically brainrotted people pushing agendas like your MHA raceswappers
>>80665017Sometimes the real world is more ridiculous than fiction.
>>80665024Of course this changed over time, and just like Viv herself, the brainrotted folks grew and grew and grew, which is why the fandom has such a shitty and cancerous reputation, and why so many artists have been bullied out or have abandoned
>>80665042Stolas dressed as this when?
>>80665043You have artists being bullied out of the fandom for literally any number of reasons by a clique of talking head Vivzie grifters who she has in her back pocket, people like Dani
>>80665059Clearly It's Stolas' Human disguise when he tried to find Blitz while he was captured in Mexico.
What game is he buying?
>>80665063More reason for you to respect the art but not necessarily the artist.
>>80665075Human Stolas in a wrestling outfit... Pure sex.
>>80665076>Mafia: The Old Country>He is mad that its not an accurate depiction of Sicily
>>80665100I still think this outfit would have been great Ring Gear.
>>80665063>people like Daniwhat did she do?
>>80665123...Dani's a g*rl!?
>>80665084>>80665123I can't even respect the artist knowing her. She grew her following off pumping out comics and pictures daily, growing into one of the largest Hellaverse accounts before just giving up and bitching all day. She decided to hide all her NSFW stuff behind a patreon despite also previously stating she has no desire to improve her art and would just shoddily mosaic her nsfw because she's a fat lazy nb weed addict. Now she just bullies people online and pushes for Viv to make the worst decisions possible. She's bullied multiple people out of the fandom and is involved with like, half of Viv's drama tweets. She's one of the big initial pushers for the Stolitz NTR angle and the Millie abortion angle.Imagine going from a top star to a fat lazy tranny weedhead who doesn't want to work so you lock your nsfw behind a pay wall but also actively admit you're not trying to improve and have no desire to, and still draw shoddy mosaic dicks
>>80664505When they're on MY side they're purposefully hyperbolic and not cringe You're fooling nobody, sorry.
>>80665163
>>80664426Do all the Chaggie kids look like that?
>>80664528It's not gay if you're doing the fucking.
>>80665176>didn't include >Just take my whole family.
>>80665163>going from a top star to a fat lazy tranny weedheadNTA but mtf or ftm?
>>80664659Based. Sometimes I think I'm the only Voxsis here who doesn't care for Alastor. I don't hate him, I'm just indifferent. I don't like Voxlastor (boomer ship name) though. Tv belongs to his yumes. That's my ship. Vox x Voxsis that genuinely loves him.
I actually can't go on because I'm gonna pop a blood vessel I hate this Dani bitch so much, I could genuinely fill 7 more paragraphs of shit, like how she was involved with killing the HH/Lackadaisy crossover, or how she is an open and unashamed racist>>80665236You don't want this bro, trust me
>>80665163Whatever these fans do, she follows. It's actually kind of creepy. They're the ones who need to know the power they really have. They can make her change whole narratives.
>>80665248>boomer ship nameI prefer portmanteau ship names to the weird ones that permeate this fandom.
>>80665274I, as an archivefag, genuinely think Dani is one of, if not the, worst fan in the entire fandoms history in terms of damage dealt
>>80665115Wrong because then I would be too hard to pay attention to his matches.
Gay rant over, continue as normal
>>80664669>1987654>いくはなろこし>愛してる>I love youmy fucking heart
>>80664145BASED
>>80665236>>80665271i thought she was a bio female dyke
>>80665139Stella titmogs her I'm afraid.
>>80665076Gone Homo
>>80665345I can't keep up when she changes every time the wind blows
>>80664145RAfag pls draw dis
psst, hey you
>>80665297They suck her ass enough that she considers them her "sane" fans and moral compass. It's pathetic to see.
>>80665418The fans are tired of us raping Angel Dust. We need someone new to rape
>>80665431like....abel?
>>80665431Can't help, I'd be too into it.
>>80665438THATS RIGHT BABY
>>80665427I'm more bothered about their influence on her. I don't think the changes to the show are coincidental. She ditched all her old tradlib friends to hang around actual extremists and they've absolutely altered her psyche. Alastor has been reduced to Asexual and Racism, Angel has been reduced to victim and lost all his edge, Husk is a black jazz dad now with zero abrasiveness, Velvette is lesbian, Vox is just a republican white racist stereotype. It feels like the Viv's friends show now. Someone please tell me I'm crazy, because I don't feel crazy and that's worse
>>80665248>yumeYou ain't invited to the lesbian radiostatic orgy
>>80665286Right, we only have chaggie and huskerdustWho tf came up with shit like murdermedia or radiojoy? Embrace the tradition.Charlox, Voxentino, Alamily, LutamIf it sounds like a name for prescription pills that means you're doing it right.
>>80665438Sorry, it's gotta be someone twinkish, otherwise Ralp- er, I mean the fan girls wouldn't be able to *ahem* "get invested" in it
>>80665431And it should be Alastor. It's what the people want.
>>80665493>They Don't know I'm a Prince of Ars Goetia
>>80665431But I like Angel rape :(
>>80665490>Vox is just a republican white racist stereotypeis that why he’s so faggy?
>>80665585Man Robespierre was an asshole
>>80665248I used to be indifferent but my partner really likes Alastor and kinda sold me on him over time and now I ship radiostatic way too hard haha. I've never been a yume though.
>>80665507I can't make up my mind if it's a wamen thing or an age thing, though am leaning towards the latter, since ship names back in the day were very much of the portmanteau variety outside of specific instances where it name sense. In Hazbin it seems that most of the ship names are idiosyncratic thus quite impenetrable to newer fans like myself who are left scratching our heads when people argue over "RadioStatic" vs "RainbowRadio" vs "RadioJoy" vs "RadioApple" for example.
>>80665431Scratch that they're raping Angel.
>>80665593It's a play on both white conservatives being closeted gays, and also white supremacists dating browns. I think Trump mindbroke her, I remember her having a cry party with cast members and posting about it on twitter or something
>>80665637Viv is a genuine bigot but she gets away with it because she hates acceptable groups like men, white people, and traditionalists
>>80665507Murdermedia was inspired by the Hannibal ship murderhusbands. I haven’t seen the show but there are apparently some similarities. Radiojoy is pretty stupid, I guess Emily has no other distinguishing qualities
>>80665588>dubsI at the very least want Velvette to rape Angel Dust, because Val got his turn in season 1 and Vox got his turn in season 2, so it's only fair that Velvette gets her turn in season 3. If she doesn't then we'll know for certain that Viv doesn't care about black people, lmao
>>80665637Trump is a closeted gay and dating browns?
>>80665667We saw the Hannibal stuff with RadioDust first but now that's a dead ship because of the Appeal to Keith David fallacy
>>80665637To be fair CBorle doesn’t help with the Trump comparisons either, apparently he’s made a few jokes about it with fans that has fueled it a bit. Theater people tend to hate the guy passionately so it’s not really surprising. Vox at least has some likable qualities though
>>80665695What does Keith David have to do with it?
>>80665701Have you seen Amir's entire twitter? Or Brightman's drama with Beetlejuice? Or the people she constantly retweets and likes like Dani? She genuinely has hugboxxed herself with the most ideologically possessed people she can
>>80665667>I haven’t seen the show but there are apparently some similarities.you shouldViv stole the whole wendigo stag cannibal idea from the Hannibal show
Alright I’m over RA most likely being canon. I’m not drawing anything Hazbin or Helluva related again though because my heart isn’t in it. Instead I will focus on my project and get off my ass.
>>80665633I was in the Pokemon fandom for ages so it doesn't bother me. Makes me a but nostalgic even...
He's so me
>>80665722I’m saying, it’s a theater thing. Amir’s by far the most politically outspoken of the bunch and gets away with saying some pretty crazy shit, but Borle has also called all Trump supporters disgusting in interviews. I can think of maybe two openly conservative theater people off the top of my head and I know of hundreds.
>>80665695>Appeal to Keith David fallacykek, I'm stealing this for later whenever the fanart swap comes up
Honestly Vox’s power grab is commenting more on populism than conservatism. They even had an Obama parody poster with the season 2 bundle thing.
Would charlastor being the canon ship caused this much outrage or is radioapple the single ship that could cause the fandom to explode to this degree?
>>80665778I thought Viv had a whole spiel about Vox "Hitting too close to home" post Trump election. Maybe I'm going crazy
>>80665778TBdesu they could've been much worse with it.
>>80665722I keep hearing it but what did brightman cause with beetlejuice?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS HAS TWENTY-SEVEN CHAPTERS
>>80665799She was like "waaaah waaaaah they're gonna make trump comparisons now after recent events"
>>80665667It's a really good show. Been years now but still love it.Speaking of, and this is so random, but I've seen some Voxsister post her multiple times about Pluribus and she is damn right. It's good and she should say it!
>>80665808iirc, something along the lines of him rejecting the creator of Beetlejuices wishes and trying to make Beetlejuice gay because he thought him voicing BJ on broadway gave him power over the character. I'm pretty sure he also implied the guy wrote Beetlejuice to be a pedophile. I could be misremembering, it was a long time ago
>>80665620I see, that makes sense. As long as you guys have fun with the ships and don't immediately plan murder when someone doesn't like your otp, it's all good.I love Vox but I'm not a yume for him, I've been happily married to a husbando for nearly 10 years.>>80665633It is a recent thing definitely. Don't know if hazbin started the trend though. Ships have always been names, then suddenly this.>>80665667Sometimes she's rainbow, sometimes she's joy, at least make up your minds lol. Or is the rainbow Charlie?
More info about Vox from CBorle.>He talked about recording a vulnerable take of an activity Vox had never done before in the show during the s2 press tour and everyone thought it was the bar scene, but it's actually something from season 3>Vox will sing a dark song>There's a lot more of Vox to come
>>80665843Based Brightman
>>80665826I'm glad she relegated the reference to one line in a song, because as Mike and Rich talk about here: making the dialogue or references too timely tend to ages shows like shit.https://youtu.be/u5ozNRUW7Kw&t=327
>>80665843I think the only other legitimacy he had was voicing bj on teen titans go. But yeah the fatfuck is trying to do the same thing to Adam
>>80665882He was until somebody brought him into a backroom and suddenly he came out supporting Guitarspear
This old man is built to take big red cocks.
>>80665862>>There's a lot more of Vox to comeI wish I was Voxfag. The never lose.
Would you have sex with gay birds?
Who is the Vox of Helluva? Fizz?
>>80665892He still insists on bisexual Adam though anyway the way I view all these performers, Broadway or Hollywood is that they're high class carnies and whores, they'll say and do whatever to make money
Would you worship Goetian meat?
>>80665915Depends on how they're plumbed downstairs
>>80665758It’s kinda crazy to me how insulated Amir is from Hazbin fandom witch-hunts. Dude has joked about killing all kinds of people, is obviously racist, implied the other day that people who have kids are selfish or whatever, and it’s crickets. Then Valentino’s VA dares to play his character and the fandom goes apeshit.
>>80665795Charlastor would at least have SOME buildup due to Alastor's interest in Charlie up until this point
>>80665931Because muh deer
Deer
>>80665918Fizz is nowhere near as cool as Vox. I mean, in what way do you mean anon?
>>80665931Political brainrot, "he support me tribe and hate you tribe so he ok to do thing we say we hate you tribe for when you tribe do"
>>80665861Is that you sigilsis? If so, kill yourself
>>80665943>meat saved my suggestionYaaaay
>>80665946Sorry I should’ve explainedWhich side character in Helluva completely stole the show from the main character and keeps getting constant content?
>>80665952Val’s VA is also far left, like full on socialist, but that didn’t help him until recently. There’s no rhyme or reason. It’s a wonder anybody wants to be involved with this show honestly
>>80665862>vulnerable take of an activity Vox had never done before in the showAn apology scene? Him confronting Alastor after finding out he made a deal with Rosie?
>>80665998Maybe im brainrotted but ive always assumed it’s something sexual. Something about the word “activity” implies it’s more than a conversation
>>80665993>Val’s VA is also far left, like full on socialistElaborate now
>>80665904Some are losing pretty with RA canon but that’s the ones that were fujos or yurishippers not the yumes
>>80665974I genuinely hope whatever happens between them remains comedic.
The Vox vulnerable take and dark song is obviously going to be an attempted suicide or remembering how his father tried to beat the faggot out of him one of those two options.
>>80665993I'm glad I'm not crazy with some of my core issues, because the pushback I was getting regarding objective things was making me question my entire worldview for a minute
>>80666017It can't be sex because we already saw him having sex in season 2, kind of.
>seeing people complain about straightiostatic
>>80665956No, I'm fairly new here.
Found this in one of my old folders
>>80665861>happily married to a husbando for nearly 10 yearsOh? Care to share who?>>80665918>>80665987They are both my faves and I feel very lucky for what I get lol.
>>80666019He posts about politics on his story occasionally and seems to be on the more radical side of demsocialism
>>80666057Tbf we only saw the aftermath.
>>80666052>attempted suicideimagine Vox asking Carmilla for an angelic weapon to kill himself with and she just goes “gun or knife?”
>>80666059You're also okay with female characters being trans?
>>80666083>DSANevermind I'm deleting all my Val art
>>80665931That's less a VA's actions thing and more a character hate bleeding into the irl cast thing.
>>80665862>Vox gets more songsI HATE VIV AND HER IMPRESSIONABLE ASS
>>80666083>dick-suckers of america>'far left'If that's "far left" to you, what's the likes of the based ACP and Jackson Hinckle/Haz Al Din?
Smiles is literally the only reason why Vox is still relevant
>>80666123The ACP are libcaps larping as nazbols
>>80666080>Care to share who?Sorry anon, I'm shy.><
>>80666123I haven’t kept up with either in a long time but last I remember they would rapidly swing from extreme tankie to far right lite. Hinkle especially has gone off the deep end
I'm perverse.
>>80666210>t.
>>80666147Don't worry about it! Respect your loyalty though.
With how much Vox/Lucifer has been pushed I’m convinced there’s either going to be a point where the Vees join the hotel or Vox becomes involved with Lilith somehow
>>80666142>>80666176>mfw people buy into Cord Meyer glowie 'understandings' of marxism-leninismSometime you do just appreciate why gigachads like Stalin and Lenin just shot people, lmao
>>80665862 Wait, he was talking about season 3 this whole time like it was nothing? I thought the vulnerable scene was his confession at the bar.
>>80666238Americans have been trained to believe that Communism is any sort of property rights or industry regulation and can't even envision de-commodification
>>80666089What
>>80666265If the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist, then the greatest trick the CIA pulled was convincing everyone that it was incompetent. Like god damn, nothing gives me the shits more than people who claim to be able to "see through the MSM propaganda" but still think that some arab dipshits did 9/11, or some rando ex marine whacked kennedy, or that mass shootings are caused by guns/violent videogames/SSRIs, or that america controls israel, or that Gordan Chang and Adrian Zenz can be trusted on China, or that the DPRK isn't the most vindicated state in existence.But I digress
>>80666263>he was talking about season 3 this whole timeCBorle's comments about how Vox is just a "wounded little boy who suddenly got some attention and figured out how to manipulate people" and "a sad kid who wanted to belong" are probably season 3 spoilers as well.
>Unironic Nork supporter shove a glass bottle up your ass meat
>>80666318Thanks Cobes, I miss you...
>>80666238FWIW I am a socialist and I have a lot of respect for Lenin despite not fully ideologically aligning with him. Stalin I won’t get into. But the fact is that most “ML” parties in the US are either book clubs with 30 boomers and 250 CIA plants, or glorified email lists with 15 members from Portland. I have a lot of criticisms of DSA, but they encompass a surprisingly wide range of ideologies within their general body and do have an actual influence in many local political spheres, which is more than can be said for ACP and the like. That’s all I’ll say because this is a Hazbin board on 4chan
>>80666346That ain't meRegarding the Norks I think they're not great but I don't want to imagine what sort of hypercapitalist vassal state would replace them and how african-tier they'd become in terms of for real famines
should i shave my bush?
>>80666374
>>80666374It's still January, it can wait.
>>80666374Yeah, body hair is gross and unhygienic
I hate twitter so much dude
>>80666370Love them or hate them, you gotta admit they've been vindicated due to no colour revolutions, no compradors like they have in China, Iran, and Venezuela, and the US respects them and doesn't give them shit due to them having nuclear.
>>80666409the women are hot but all the men look chopped so she's not wrong
>>80666406
>>80666409green lucifer...
>>80666220Thank you!
>>80666438Men and women are gross with body hair. It doesn't take much to just shave and trim it to be presentable.
>>80666469Glad to meet another THX 1138 fan on here
which hazbins would love rainforest pussy?
>>80666496Charlie
I am going to rape that fucking deer
>Crimson comes over and asks you for a quarterWhat do?
>>80666585CRT Vox deep down...
>>80666595I could probably spare a quarter but I don't know if I'd have any
>>80666595Wouldn't be surprised if there was a Lucifer version of this.
Prince Peryton of the Ars Goetia Reigns Supreme
SIX SEVENNNN
>>806666642 off
>>80666665WTF I hate Vox now!?
Well with no digits its a sign I suppose Im done for the night.
>>80666666
>>80666665WHAT THE FUCK DOES 67 MEAN
>>80666713Do you want the real answer?
>>80666716Yes
>>80666730If I quote myself, The Hell Revolution Starts.
>>80666725It was a shitty line from a rap song nobody really listened to that a few people started repeating as an autism tick. Eventually it snowballed and everyone started saying the line. Almost immediately the song was forgotten during the spread so if you ask where it came from 99% of people don't know. It's just another soundbyte bird noise autistic people can make to one another like the burger king foot lettuce shit, It prays on people acting like budgies tweeting at one another.https://youtu.be/XnygT6ANLzQ?si=2HEWI7YIhQhPo9fl
Those who know
>>80666756Maybe the worst nation on earth (a*stralia) has a point about banning social media for people under 25...
>>80666777>6>7
>>80666777I used to get into yelling matches with my friends because they said when they had kids, they wouldn't have phone or computer access until they were late teens/adults and I thought that was insane. But the more and more time goes by, I realize that if you're actually able to pull it off, that might be one of the better things you can do for a kid. If not internet access, at least social media access
>>80666791
>>80666777>666777Lol
you're all growing old and thats okay
>>80666853
>>8066685322 isn't old shut up
>>80666807Like with best korea, it's one of those thing where even if you don't like them, they have a point with what they're doing. As it applies here, both Zuckerberg and Gates didn't allow their children access to electronics when they were young and sent them to weird schools that didn't even use computers to protect them. It would be like finding out that the mother fucking Sackler family forbids their children from using opioid painkillers.It also shows how lucky people of my generation were to have avoided that nonsense since social media wasn't really a thing until I was in college, and even then I only started using it at the behest of friends in 2009.
>>80666915I didn't end up latching to the internet till around my early teens and while I didn't escape unscathed, I do feel like I got off a lot better than the youth now. I remember around christmas time, I was sitting at the dinner table with my cousin's 7 year old kid eating, and he was just watching a police shooting at full volume while the parent was gossiping about boys to my mom. I was so fucking flabbergasted that he's sitting at the dinner table watching a cop magdump someone at full volume. I'm not innocent, I snuck gore videos when I was young but I had to put in actual effort to find them. I feel so bad for these kids who youtube autoplay to faces of death at age 4. It's fucking grim
>>80666934Rapist plushie
>>80666912>Not knowing what life was like before the globohomo takeover
>>80666469Male pubic hair is one of my favorite features of their bodies. Anyone who shaves their bush is committing a crime against humanity
>>80666791Pery you better be working on my shark and radio drawing or I’m getting the whip. It’s for your own good.
>>80666059Who is complaining about straightiostatic? The ship is good in any variant.
>>80667078>they found Vox's secret hidden room
>>80667021Nooooooo, why isn't anyone saving Alastor?!
>>80666985As lame as it is to say, I blame a combination of the post-GFC policies with incessant algorithm fuckery on social media for that. To wit: Think about the internet we have today compared to the internet we had back in 2012, and then compare that internet to the internet we had back in 2002. The internet we have today is far more similar to the internet of 2012, while the internet of 2002 feels like it belongs in a different era altogether. The reason for that is post-GFC policies allowed websites that should be dead by now to last a lot longer thanks to near-zero interest rates. Youtube, facebook, etc should be referred to in the same way we refer to myspace, vimeo, and gametrailers, for example.The algorithm shit is because said websites were given a lifeline, "growth at any cost" took over meaning they were incentivised to do whatever was possible to keep people on said websites, hence why we have these shitty zaibatsu-esq companies that are nigh designed to fuck with young and stupid people's minds.
>>80667097Like how even Roo is concerned in the background.
Thinline I love your art but your drawing made me really sad
So Vox crying during sex will happen next season?
>>80667214No, it'll be just tearjerking.
Thinking about that yuri mermaid chef short but with Alastasia and Voxxy as a shark mermaid but Alastasia would probably just make that bitch into sushi without a second thought.
>>80667226the sex?
I just want to make Voxxy feel loved.
>found a comic where fat Voxxy denies Alastor
Are there any artists that draw genderbent Danny? I bet that would be cute.
>>80667310Well share it
>even more Vox scenesViv... Charlie is the MC... please remember...
>>80667356
>>80667369>the anon who after season 1 said they weee performing a ritual for Voxxy so that Vox would become the main character You all doubted them
>>80667369Funny way to spell Vaggie. You have a point though, as I want to see more of my favourite angels, Pentious making the moves on them (or them making the moves on him) instead of that 4/10 bogan bitch, and more Baxter
I might be the reason Vox has so much screentime I’m sorry.
>>80667441TBdesu they could've given more screentime to worse characters, like that background spider sinner from the pilot era, for example.
>>80667393Feels like there's fuckall to do with the Heaven side in season 3, maybe Lute silently seething in the background and some forced Pentious x Cherri angst
>>80667393>>80667463I kind of agree with the anon who said Vees should have been season 1 villains and Heaven shouldn’t have even come into play until season 2. The Exorcist plot line has been resolved way too early and could have extended up until season 4.
>>80667463I sincerely hope not, as the Heaven stuff turned out to be one of my favourite storylines from the second season (much to my surprise, since I don't particularly care for Welcome to Heaven). That being said, I'm prepared for it to either suck or just idle after seeing the third season of Lee Pace and the Foundation wherein the second season Foundation-adjacent storyline was good, but the third season Foundation-adjacent storyline sucked.
>There's people here who unironically think the show's writing will improve for any characterLolLmao
>>80667507My only hope is that we at least get to hear the Speaker sing one more time+my boy Pentious becomes their new ambassador (makes more sense than Abel)
>>80667549Didn't someone else say that the VA for the SoG (Liz Calloway, I think) had already recorded lines for season three and was in the process of recording lines for season 4?Also, I hope Emily cucks Vaggie and Cherri some more as well.
>>80667369Charlie crashout in season 3 because no one is taking her seriously. Push her so hard from all sides until she just silently breaks in the background and the next straw on the camels back just has her ripping and tearing.
>>80667619So does that mean she'll rape Angel Dust in season three as well as Velvette?
>>80667645She'll rape correct him right back to the hotel.
Which characters are these?
>>80667677>dubsHoly based
>>80667699VoxLuciferVaggie
