Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/01/19Harp Player EditionPreviously: >>80604384[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: What is the most and least stereotypical thing you have done as a trainer or pokemon?
>>80668501As for most stereotypical, you'd be surprised how many carrot-themed things I own. Clothing, computers, writing utensils, headphones.. And as for least? While I like watching sports and pokemon battles, I don't like battling myself, and I HATE soccer. People are usually surprised when I mention that I dislike soccer, as a Cinderace.
Good morning everyone, I hope everyone’s day or evening is well! Planning on heading to the market to see if I cannot purchase any high quality chocolates and the like. If someone has a recommendation, feel free to let me know!>>80668501I’d say the most stereotypical thing I’ve done in relation to my species is consistently dress up as 007 for costume parties. Just can’t help myself!Least stereotypical. Hmm. While I still enjoy sailing, at least in theory since I haven’t been sailing for the better part of a year, as well as the occasional swim, I definitely try to avoid the water more than you’d expect from a water-type after recent events.
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>>80668501Well most stereotypical is play pranks with my disguises, least stereotypical is probably become a trainer without disguising myself as a human.>>80665694 (Taner)I can imagine. Thankfully by now I don't mind his antics too much, even if they still catch me off-guard all the time... but I'm not surprised. Sylveon are very popular after all and he likes to show off.Yep, I'm glad I have both their help, and Star's too if she's available to ask, hehI wonder if there'd be a way to have the ink stop the process of fading while its open and only progress while it's closed, so if you take too long to read it or just stick it on a shelf it fades but if you're reading it there's no risk. Might be something magic could do>>80668546 (Hannah)>Nor is Doro, it seems they've both greatly enjoyed themselves>While Hannah is recovering, Doro is squishing her thighs together, breathing deeply as she tries to get herself under control>That was one of the more intense kisses she's experienced>Once she's more under control, Doro starts to register how wobbly the Cinderace is>...No, it couldn't be...? The fox shakes her head, surely she's being silly, there's no way that happened just from a kiss!"Er, yeah! And likewise, it was a, uh, eventful meeting, I had a good time~">She nods in response to the timing of the outfits, eyes widening with a gasp when the bun's paw gently grasps her fluffy rear and guides her to the door>Doro's blushing again, letting herself be led to the doorway, blinking at the question as her brain struggles to keep up"...Ah, um. I got it, probably best I don't... 'distract' you any more than I already have.">Doro lets her bikini illusion fade back to her normal outfit before she steps outside, giving Hannah one last wave"It was nice meeting you, Hannah!">And with that, she's off, idly wondering if all of that really just happened...
>>80663860that works, now to get Doro and Chadley in here, at the same timesee you>>80664103itsthe loui>>80665385sounds hard>>80665737ehmaybe something good came out of the existential adventure>>80668392yeahbut first, supercell slamwhy does it have to be only in Paldeaaaaaaaalso there is a swampert on sort of permanent loan in the team, for which I got a swampertiteyeah I've had a few too many encounters with shadow pokemon, but that is on me for working with the Orrean governmentaaanyway, stay clear of post-Cipher teams like Zodiac, shadow pokemon and shadow pokemon variants like the so called ''perfect shades'
>>80668501I am way too unique to do ANYTHING stereotypical¡>>80663523 (Teleo)But THAT’S the spirit of a PRANK, and WHIMSICAL mischief¡ It is funny and HILAROUS, I am sure all hummies I have interacted with thinks I am TEH funniest thing ever, specially after pranking THEM¡They can’t do ANTYHING to get me, I am a SHADOW across the region. The RANGERS have tried to get me before but they always FAIL to catch me. It’s the THUG life¡Hmmm that’s a good point dolla can be used to GET more candies from hummies... I guess if you only KNOW how to fight league battles might as well USE that for something, although it is HIGH risk. Good thing my INTELLIGENCE goes beyond the league battles and I can GET hummie’s sweets without them.YESS I could topple building and destroy the local GYMS¡ I was thinking on also EATING some of the hummies... but I heard some might like that so I am VAPORASING them instead¡ Hopefully they won’t manage to ENJOY that. I have been practicing with cardboard and other TRAINING miniatures for that day.Coolioo those bands are fashionable, not as nice as megastones tho. They should’ve found sylveonite by now, but they are KEEPING it a secret. I will add “BIG PINK BOTTTLE” in the list of MATERIALS needed.>>80668846GET GET, local made CANDIES there are some chocolate makers in PALDEA that make UNIQUE candies from the REGION¡I dressed up as a GHOST last halloween¡I got TONS of candies¡ This image is ME.>>80663790 (Tanner)It could have been that GHOST parasite thingies OOOrrr you had tummy ache¡ I think one of those is more likely than the other.Right¿ Threating a fairy with a ghostly sleepover with Horror movies is NOT a nice thing. I don’t like horror movies.You are projecting, you SHOULD buy all the pokebubus NOOOOW¡
>>80663488 (Zapman)“I’m sure that thing is pretty hard no¿ it’s made of metal.”>Wha-et tilts his head 45 degrees with a quizzical look, he doesn’t understand any of the words“Maybe they did and I didn’t consider it IMPORTANT enough to rememeber. >Good enough for the sylveon“We got lucky¡ I’m the luckiest on and love free stuff.”>He is excited at FREE THINGS“NOPE I know how to open a locked door, learned shortly after evolving... SO THEY hide they key, those DEVIOUS hummies...”>He sits in front of the door, pawning at it while a ribbon tries to turn the knob.“Can that super PDA open this door¿”
>>80671532Oh I’m sure the TM limited for some monetary reason.All the more reason to get a keystone as soon as possible! The matches I’ve seen in the past with a mega’d Swampert were very impressive to watch.That would definitely put you in direct confrontation with them, yes. Were you tasked with subduing these shadow ‘mons so they could be purified, or was that just a side effect of your position? Feel free to disregard if it is classified.Noted. I will be sure to keep an eye out in the future info ever visit the region. Any signs that a Pokemon may be shadowed or a variant?>>80671827I’m sure they think you are the funniest and cutest Sylveon they’ve ever seen. Perhaps you’re right and I should cut myself some slack and have more fun.Very elusive indeed. A bane of their existence. Your machinations forever keep them running in circles as you watch on in amusement from afar.It is lucrative if you perform well! I am definitely not hurting for funds. Yes, your formidable intelligence gives you the edge over me in that regard. Really it’s all one elaborate ploy, the hummies borrow the candy, and you rightfully take it back from them!Your get rampage would level the entire region, and from the rubble your true kingdom would rise. Some would enjoy that, yes. Vaporizing seems like the better option if you intend to punish. Very good! Keep up your training so that when the opportunity arises, you are well prepared!They are nice, but I do agree that the mega stones are much prettier. The light catches the prismatic colors in such a tantalizing way. Perhaps they are keeping it a secret, just as the large portable power spot bottle, to keep themselves safe from your wrath! Good idea! I shall peruse the markets when I arrive. I was also considering ordering a custom cake from the local bakery in my home town, any requests?My word, absolutely adorable! Did you make that yourself? I bet you got allll the large sized candy bars!
>>80672485YES having fun is the best thing ever. Taking advantage of hummie’s IGNORANCE of how smart mons are is the best. Multiple times I’ve broken stuff¡ While hitting them with a thousand-yard stare and as if I didn’t KNOW glass breaks when it falls¡ You should also have some fun¡ I can imagine of THAUSAND of pranks I could do if I was a water type....YES, I have gotten into DISCUSSIONS here about how hummies “refined sugar” and therefore shouldn’t be extinct, when I am 110% sure we used to have candy forests before they BURNED them all. I am in fact, PLANTING my own candy forest. That’s teh plan¡ But you HAVE Dynamaxed right¿ Beyond the dumb league rules, is Dyanamax strong enough to BREAK buildings and take over a city¿ In Minecraft of course.I have seen some of the mega-evolutions MONS have. I wonder if some of them choose to look so goofy. Like Starmie he is just BIGGER, and that’s it, kind of SHAMEFUL tbhbhb. Huuuu CHOCOLATE with BERRIES, I like berry tarts and chocolate, but they are rarely together¡I did¡ with scissors and a GOLD incrusted blanked¡ that’s actually my first COSTUME before MISS PHOXY burned it along with my first candy bag. I miss them EVERY day.
>>80673273Having fun is indeed fun. Unfortunately, I don’t think I can play the cute card like you can feign ignorance, I am not nearly was adorable as you! Hmm, I can think of a few myself, perhaps we can workshop together. That does sound like something the villainous hummies would do! They discovered sugar from the candy forests, and destroyed them to ensure they were now the sole source of it! I hope you are successful in reversing the damage the hummie scourge has caused to the world. What sorts of candies have you tried growing so far?I have Dynamaxed many times! You certainly wouldn’t have trouble doing so. It would be like those kaiju movies! All in Minecraft, of course, nothing of the sort would ever happen in reality. I believe it’s less choosing what the form looks like and more nature choosing for them, just like regular evolution. Well, it only bigger but they also gain longer legs as well!Chocolate berry cake, sounds like a simple enough request. Would pecha for the sweetness be alright, or do you have another preference? Well you did a marvelous job, you have a knack for costume making and fashion! And gold encrusted, how fancy! How terrible to hear that it met a fiery fate. Perhaps we can work on making a new and improved version in preparation for next Halloween. I’ve picked up a bit of sewing knowledge from the clothier I visit for my custom orders.
(New gen)>>80665694(Taner) (Oh yeah, didn't see it because the switch from PC to phone.)(I'll keep those suggestions in mind.)>The outcome definitely works in Taner's favor.>Makes you wonder why the sudden behavior change.>Can't complain about it though.>As for the food, it's nice.>Somehow, it feels more interesting to eat than the fancy stuff from the castle, more genuine.>>80665737 (Walkie)Then we're cool, you're normal.>>80671532What does that mean?
>>80668392You seem to have mastered it! I guess I should be thankful that none of my companions are like that, though that does end up with me less prepared when I encounter it.I’d agree with that! I think I’ve experienced too much adventure a few times. Or at least, there are some types of adventures I prefer over others. Going through the regions doing trainer and gym battles and seeing new things in each city and town? That’s a good adventure! Hiding out on a pirate ship to avoid hitmen who were after me because of some rare Pokemon? That’s a bad adventure, I’d like less of those.The touch-screen pen does help a good deal! I did offer to get her a tablet but she said it wasn’t worth it unless we found one on a good sale. She, uh, helps me handle the money, too. I’m very lucky to have her as a companion, all of my family is wonderful, but Star… I truly don’t know what I’d do without her. I wouldn’t be where I am, that’s for sure.Ah, Lightspeed does it all the time, but I do think it’s a lot easier if you have a Friendball– those are pretty much just like regular balls but the Pokemon inside can go in and out at will. Lightspeed just also has that confidence about him that makes it so the staff let him be, I think. And I can always make a call if they need it. It’s, uh, super fast. Ironically for someone who travels a lot, I hate airplanes. But I don’t mind flying over the ocean with Dredd, he’s a Corviknight.He actually DID manage to spin it at first, telling me that the -only- way ghosts can survive is to eat other ghosts, uh, whole and alive. And having no other ghosts on here to tell me otherwise, I believed that for a few months, I found it very sad and didn’t “like” it but it’s hard to be mad at someone if you think they are doing something out of survival...On another note, I don’t know how you are keeping your replies in word limit, it’s impressive. I, uh, have now lost that battle, consider this part 1. Sorry!
>>80668392Part 2!Continued on Beryl: I later found out that was actually a lie, ghosts don’t need to do that… But at that point I’d known him for months and established a friendship**. So.I also think he likes to get reactions out of others so he’ll say things to make me angry on purpose and then clarify in a way to make me confused instead.I think when I went to Johto I was on the other end of that cycle, thankfully! Because that was my first region and, uh, while me and Star were doing well with it being just the two of us for a bit, I think it’d be a lot more discouraging if we lost that much. Then again, now I have so many badges, I think when a gym leader sees me they’ve already made the decision to go all out. Which is a good thing really, I want to grow stronger and more prepared for the types of trainers I’ll face in the tournament, but losing more often -seems- like a setback even if it’s because the challenges are harder. But, uh, the Royale was certainly a good confidence boost.Ah. Understandable, though you are only half the equation in reaching out!I see… I’ve seen Star and the others get hit by some pretty brutal moves that it looks like, um, should be crippling, and when I first started I had minor panic attacks every time I saw that, to the point Star had to have a talk with me about recalling her too early in some battles, but thus far the Pokemon Center has always been able to heal them up good as new, so, uh, I’m guessing it was something even worse than what happens in a regular battle. I’m very sorry. Moving on! Actually, the question I had next was, um… does your old trainer send you a paycheck, or do you have a job? You seem to be doing well enough on funds to have a phone with service, at least, and no worries on food. I see some regions employing Pokemon often and others not so much, so that seems to be a mixed bag depending on what region one’s in…
>>80668546Oh wow! I know a couple who had three kids and now have five and it does indeed keep them really busy! Thankfully they aren’t alone in it and have help from each other and the rest of our family.Akala! I’ve been to Alola, and even got as far as facing the champion there, Star’s Z-move is pretty useful for her and the entire team. But I went in the winter, the summers are way too hot for me there. Do you communicate with the other offices a lot? I’m guessing there’s always something to keep you busy, with it like that.It’ll be nice if it gets to the point where the bad guys can’t use their Pokemon in battle at all. But then, that’s only nice so long as the League is in agreement with everyone else on who’s a bad guy. But with people like Team Rocket it’s pretty unambiguous.>>80668501>What is the most and least stereotypical thing you have done as a trainer or pokemon?Hmm. I wouldn't say Star is a very stereotypical Eevee, to be honest, though I do think she's used her cuteness to her advantage sometimes! As for me, what's stereotypical for a trainer? Going on adventures? If so, that. Or, uh, always sleeping in a tent? That's me too. And we all love battles, so there's that.Now, I'd say some others on the team do have some stereotypical things, Lightspeed likes speed, but he evolved to a Jolteon -because- of that so he leaned into that stereotype I suppose.>>80670255Yeah, it's the first impressions that he botches with the way he acts, but anyone who knows him seems to gain an immunity after a while. I admit, it is impressive to see him show off in battle, but I do think stopping to wink at the camera while your foe is still attacking isn't wise, and he does things like that.Star says she's always available to help when we're traveling together!Hmm, maybe... I'd only want to include magic in one prank though, it feels a bit like cheating to use it too much, it's more impressive if we can do most of them without.
>>80668846Good morning!I'm not sure if it's "high quality" or not, it's not fancy, but I happen to be a fan of Lindor. For me, they are fancy!>>80671532Okay, I'm packing up and I'll be on my way! It's a good way to get me moving again, too.>>80671827I'm pretty sure the stress of it may have given me a stomach ache, but sadly, the ghost was also very much really there, I had to make a deal with Beryl and everything to keep him from using our dreams to escape. A deal that I now owe him because someone else did the favor I was going to do to pay back the deal...Oh, that's, uh, less threatening than you made that sound at first. That's much better than other things Beryl might do, to be honest...I don't ever want those things anywhere near me. They are haunted for sure.>>80674104(Nice)(I like how the parts are different and accurate for both of them, makes it even hotter)(They are sure going to melt that snow...)>It does, though Taner hopes that Phoxy isn't sad or anything>For the day, he does his best to treat her and hear team like he does his-- like a part of the family>It is, at least until Taner mixes his turkey with the potatoes and gravy and then adds some ranch to that mixture, perhaps best not to be watching him as he eats>It seems everyone is welcome to stay for a while even after the food is gone, and watch a movie>Some classic, maybe Lord of the Rings or if something newer, Coco
>>80674023YES¡ I am already coming up with TRILLION of ideas¡ I might need to see your huuu shooting in action¡ to measure it by myself.I have been planting tons of tasty candies in my lands, watering them and singing to them. I plan on letting it GROW into a big candy forest. Some of them are already sprouting! It is JUST a matter of time. I have planted marshmallows, candy canes, chocolates, and a ton of berry flavored ones¡I like those MOVIES¡ action movies are the best since explosions are so coool. I have been practicing my SCREECHING. Every good big mon must have one, I can already break a FINE glass wine with my tone¡ I love action movies and romances, especially when they have HAPPY endings, like fairy tales¡Some regular evolutions are WORSE¡ Like all those nice quads mons that suddenly DECIDE to abandon the superior movement and get TWO legs¡ That’s the first proof that there must be some Fourth of FIFTH evolution, the ultimate form is a 4 legged one.Hmm PECHA is good and very useful against POISON, poison is super nasty and all poison mons are NASTY too.YESS It takes REAL effort having to use RIBBONS to cut cloth with scissors, hummies haven’t made scissors for ribbons, they are obviously TRYING to gatekeep me from overtaking their BUSINESS. WE could make one that is FIRE resistant, Flies and has built in CANDY bags¡ Hooo, do you have a ton of clothes like hummies¿ they wear them EVERY day, out of rightful SHAME¡>>80674646Making DEAL with GHOSTS and not ME¡ I could have fixed you in an INSTANT, like SNAP and BAM, no more bad dreams¡ But I guess you really wanted to Be a badass fearless hummie.What ELSE wold Beryl do¿ I have a BIG dream catcher right here, I am sure I could SWIPE it at him and BAM no more ghost¡NOT HAUNTED, but WHIMSICAL. I am sure I can make them come back to life, but I still LACK the proper things¡
I miss Daycare
>>80668501>What is the most and least stereotypical thing you have done as a trainer or pokemon? Most stereotypical? Probably letting my trainer give me belly rubs. Least? Well, you don't expect to see a dog operate a ham radio. Also, afternoon, everyone, Dalton here. Long time lurker, first time poster - at least in a while. I don't remember the last time I was on here.
>>80674104(Hot)>>80674524It certainly prepared me for now I suppose. It’s just like anything though, you learn to adapt if you’re exposed to something long enough.The action movies don’t mention all of the stress attached to such constant bombastic situations. Sorry to hear you had to experience that. How did you get roped into a poaching ordeal?There are some cheaper models out there. Not as nice as the expensive ones, but they do the job if you only care about base functionality. It’s starting to sound like Star is the responsible one here! I am heartened to hear you two share that strong of a bond.I see, I think I read Doro mentioning something along those lines. I have a luxury ball. Haven’t tested if it has that functionality before. If it does it would save me a lot of time and energy when I need to pop over to another region. I don’t really mind planes, though going through security is tedious…Well. Hmm. I don’t know much about ghostly nature, even with my Drakloak partner. She was rather ditzy by nature but somehow became a rather robust tactician on the field. I won’t pretend to know what living by the laws of the wild is like, but I’ve heard it can be rather cruel. Besides the point, I most likely would have found myself believing that as well, so I wouldn’t feel too bad about being deceived. It sounds like he enjoys getting a rise out of folk in general. I try my best! This will have to be a two parter for me as well though, so we both lose the battle on this one.
>>80674583Well, that does seem frustrating, I am sorry to hear!Constant loses can really drain morale. Part of the challenge of the circuit is pushing through those choke points and learning from past mistakes. That’s typically how it goes, and yes, a journey where you are never challenged is a journey of stagnation. And just like a losing streak can bring you down, a winning streak can bring you right back up!It’s true, though I know my brother sends correspondence on occasion. I’ve just been too lost in my own head to respond. Bad brother, I am.The paradox that is our nature. I’ve been on the receiving end of devastating attacks as well; dynamax and all that. While sure certain injuries did take time to heal, there was nothing even remotely as severe as what happened that day. Mother Nature is a cruel mistress.My brother does send me checks, even though I’ve told him many times to keep the money and reinvest it into the team. He’s rather stubborn about it. It is not my main source of income. I already had a large amount of savings from my battling career which I had invested early. I have a part time job as security for the local harbor, mostly just to force me out of the house. I am fairly adept at gambling, especially cards games involving bluffing. Hard to keep those small tells from my eyes. Then every once in a while there will be an odd job from old associates requiring my skillset that pays handsomely. If anything truly financially catastrophic happens, Ma and Pa would assist. >>80674646I was considering Lindor, actually. Good quality at a nice portion for what you pay. Added to the list, thank you for the suggestion!
>>80675235Dicks out for daycare
>>80675001Trillions! A staggering amount! I can most definitely display my skills for you soon. Anything in particular you are looking to gauge? Would not want to disappoint!Sounds like you are taking excellent care of them, they will surely grow big and strong and sweet, just like their caretaker, and you will have a beautiful forest all to yourself, like a beautiful dryad from the fairy tales! A good variety of flavors, too! Diversifying is a good idea incase one seems to grow better than the others. Does the singing imbue them with your fey magics to accelerate their growth?They are one of my favorite genres of cinema as well. My favorite kaiju series is the one involving the giant Baxcalibur. I always enjoyed watching that one with my brother when we were youngsters. Every good giant mon needs a ln iconic screech, I agree. And already powerful enough to damage the environment, I would love to hear it! Romances are also a joy to watch. Which one is your favorite?Cosmic cruelty is what it is. Do not blame them, for they were just unfortunate enough to receive the universe’s ire! Ah, so you they regain their lost pair of legs if they were to achieve this super secret evolution? Perhaps I can be saved after all.Sounds good! I will place the order shortly. Luckily the bakery here is quick, so the wait should not be long. I agree, poison is an insidious, nasty thing.They are right to fear your ability. If you were not stifled, the entire world would be wearing Wha-et branded fashion and look absolutely lovely! Those are good ideas, I’ll note them down and we can workshop the costume together. The candy bags especially would be a fantastic addition. I do! My closet is filled to the brim with various clothing. It’s where most of my dolla ends up going. >>80675608Hello Dalton, nice to meet you! I hope your day has been well! What have you been up to?
>>80676753Mostly just 3D printing figurines and talking on Ham Radio. Training with the rest of Team Meteor, as well, gotta keep myself fit! How about you?
>>80675608Belly rubs huh, humiliating.>>80675767(Too bad they're not into lewd stuff.)(Good thing I am.)>>80674646(Inpainted it with a canine pussy lora)>She isn't.>More like... Nostalgic.>At least she appreciates the treats.>Now he's pushing it, food degeneracy on top of all the rest?>Phoxy will roll her eyes at the movie though, considering it pointless fantasy.>And don't get her started on cartoons.
>>80677224I mean, they're nice when they're from someone you're comfortable with. To each their own, I guess. I would have said the same thing five years ago, but.. Things have changed, for me.
Guys, I'm currently broke and my Pokemon is complaining that the cheap generic poke food I bought is too crunchy for her. Today I've made spaghetti with an egg for me.I've searched for a job and tomorrow should have some results, wish me luck
>>80675608A ham that can play radio... amazing...>>80676753Hmmmm, I am MOSTLY curious about the differences between your shooting and the huuu guns they use in ACTION movies¡ I don’t want to be MAKING ghosts, those are NOT fun.Ho gosh those are so many compliments you are making me BLUSH, Good thing I’m USED to be worshipped¡ It DOES¡ and I’m filled with fairy power, SINGING session on the MORNINGS. After my garden grows, I’ll start SYSTEMTICALLY removing the unnecessary non-candy plants.I’m also planning to LEARN MOONBEAN so the VAPOSISING laser is also covered. Hmmmmm my favorite would be Pride and Prestige¡ Mr Darcy is such a dream~ I watch every iteration of it, there even was one with ZOMBIES, the author’s TRVE vision...You will all COME back to good Arceus’ NATURE¡ There is still a chance for you, just start walking on 4 AGAIN, your body MIGHT react en EVOLVE....Quick cakes... amazing... I hate POISON types, it’s one of the worst types there is.YES, I’d put frilly and PINK bows everywhere, along with PURPLE¡ Everything would have a shade of pink¡ Oooo, do you feel SHAME without them¿ That sounds like a MAJOR weakness tbhbhbh. All biped have... weaknesses up front that they TRY to hide with clothing.>>80677429POKECHOP is the leading cause in pokemon UNREST¡ It allows criminals to recruit their mons¿ yes, it IS that bad.
>>80675767True! I've adapted to Fea, who isn't like Wha-et at all but, uh, has his own quirks. He's a good guy, but sometimes he seems like he's made it his mission to get others flustered.No kidding. Or the time it takes to try to go back to something feeling normal, afterwards.I don't want to go into too many details online, to avoid risking it happening again, but: I helped with a rescue mission, one rescued Pokemon joined my family, I foolishly posted something about her that made the the evil lab group interested in her again, and that's how I ended up hiding from their hired guns until the situation was, uh, resolved. Apparently in an event, uh, unrelated to me, the irreputable lab ended up going up in flames. The rangers were busy dealing with a rouge Alcremie in Galar at the time so I didn't get as much help from them as one might have hopedI need to look into those! I have a trainer backpack so there won't be any issue of one taking extra space. And it'll probably help with her reading too! I've never heard of a Pokmeon needing glasses, but Star does read a lot.I'm willing to admit that Star may be smarter than me, and, uh, perhaps a bit better at self restraint. We've both learned a lot from each other!I've heard that Luxury balls do in fact do that same thing! So you could indeed do that! If you are wearing clothes most of the time like in many of the pictures you've shared, I suspect you'd not be given any trouble, too.The ground keeps moving like I'm still on an airplane for hours after I get off one.I've heard a lot of different perspectives on the wild from those who've lived there, and while I'd like to say I have a nuanced view-- Pokemon in the wild of Fiore don't seem to have it too bad-- in honesty, the bad stuff seems so bad that it stands out to me more than the good, to the point where I, um. Feel like humanity lifted themselves out of that and then left everyone else behind, and that's disgusting and wrong. But I digress...
>>80671532Something happening that you need me there for?>>80674104(very guud)>>80674620I guess he keeps doing it hoping for the rare times where it works out in his favor, in which case I gotta admire the dedication. He's fully committed to style, and if he wins even after doing that, it's gotta really sting for the opponent.And I appreciate it!Not to mention it complicates making the thing, though I'm not sure how to make it work that way without it.>>80675235He's probably very busy running the daycare>>80675608Is that... stereotypical for a Lucario? In my mind you guys are constantly training for your next fight, stuff like that.Heya by the way, name's Doro, nice to meet you!>>80677429Aw that sucks, good luck, you both need it!>>80677477I honestly wouldn't be surprised if low quality poke food really is a big factor in pokemon turning to the dark side and abandoning their trainers
>>80675767Beryl knows me well enough by now to know both exactly what will get a rise out of me and how to redirect it after he's gotten it. Talking to him is like a roller coaster sometimes.As others will tell you, the word limit is my biggest foe here.There's a lot to learn from losses as well! I can't say I've gotten through any regions without having to take one or two gyms over again. Though nowadays it's rare I or Doro find trainers on the Routes who make us feel challenged, and while that's good for our pocket books, I do think that the challenging battles being rarer makes it harder to prepare for them, in a way.That happens, I'm sure he understands completely!That is true. I try not to worry about stuff like that, but I admit even now I flinch on some of the moves I've seen my team survive. But nowadays, we are often the ones dealing said moves, too, you can only hold back so much in an important battle before it costs you the battle, and the Pokemon Center is pretty reliable for us so far. The one thing that it hasn't been able to heal wasn't something that came from a battle at all, in fact.It sounds like you are doing good! Much like Star, you have backup plans for your backup plans! I'm glad to hear it. Though, I've seen Pokemon standing around for security before and it seems... really boring. Is it really boring?They are. If you can find the pistachio one, I feel like that's one of the best, personally. Though I may have more of a sweet tooth than most.>>80675608If I were a Pokemon, I'm sure I'd let my trainer give me belly rubs too, who wouldn't?A ham radio? I'm guessing you use it for your job?And good afternoon! My name is Taner, it's nice to meet you! And here's a picture of Star, she says hello as well!
>>80677575I mean.. maybe? I train a lot, too, I get up at 5:30AM every day to go for a mile run, and regularly do combat training, so maybe that's stereotypical too? Pleasure to meet you, Doro. I see from previous threads you've already met Hannah - she's a close friend of mine.
>>80677575It does work in his favor often enough that it's hard to make a convincing argument that he should stop. It also does make the opponent angry, and I think he's gotten used to fighting frustrated foes to the point where it's now easier for him.And if we wanted to make, like, at least 30 of them or something, then we'd have to use magic on all of them... Hmm.>>80675001You weren't even around at the time, I couldn't have made a deal with you even if I wanted to! But I don't think you'd want to have been involved in all that, the evil ghost was like a virus, if you had managed to try and take a swipe at him, he'd have gotten in your soul too.No, I know what whimsical looks like and what haunted looks like and those things fall squarely in the haunted category to my eyes. If you want to take a risk on it, you do you, but I'm not touching one of those with a ten foot pole.>>80677224(Which base model are you using? It's pretty crisp but I'm surprised it needs a lora for that, though maybe it's better because of the lora)>Nostalgic is good>It's clear that Taner loves his parents and they love him... even if he doesn't share any of the weirdness of his life and adventures with them and they instead talk about very normal life and neighborhood things>Seems his dad is still working a regular job, too>Would Phoxy consider Pixar style 3DCGI cartoons?>>80677429I wish you luck! I know Star and the others used to be fed the generic stuff and only that before meeting me, and they didn't enjoy it at all, even before realizing how much better real food is. Most Pokemon can eat human food, though, if you want to end up sharing your spaghetti. Back when I wasn't doing so great on money, instant noodles were a good bulk buy that got us through it, though I did add things to them. And we always have berries...
>>80674104it means that it sounds difficult>>80674646excellentwe'll be waiting!>>80675235same>>80677429hmmmmsoak it a bit?>>80677575yesin a day or two, big things here at my place>>80677659and a hey there to you>>80671854"You didn't?">Sigh>Hmm, this door>Could work for both objectives, or could be a trap"ACTUALLY, let me try something.">A piece of sturdy wire, an electrical motor to actuate the wiree, and a connection to the PDA>The PDA opens by itself as the motor is connected, and the wire goes into the keyhole>And it begins, almost like the PDA is doing it all by itself
>>80677584Nah, my job is one of the main members for a major competitive team, Team Meteor. The Amateur/ham radio is more of a hobby. Hello, Star, hello, Taner! Me and Hannah have a whole circle of friends, actually, maybe you'll meet them all eventually! They include: -Maria the Furfrou -Nant and Lynn (Siblings, trainers)-Smirnoff the Vaporeon -Mizzle the Brionne and a few others!
>>80677659Yeah see that's exactly the sort of mental image I get when I think of a stereotypical Lucario, but obviously I'm a bit biased since most of the Lucario I meet are opponents during trainer battlesOh yeah, she's very nice! Offered to make me some custom outfits which is appreciated, I'm curious to see how they're gonna turn out.>>80677685True, and he clearly enjoys doing it, it's just a very Fea thing. Too bad for his opponents though, not that it's a bad idea to mess with their head to encourage them to make mistakes, just a bit underhanded, heh.Yeah it's quickly turning into a very complicated project, isn't it?>>80677714Hmmm... alright, I'll be there!
>>80677575It should COUNT as literary MISTREATMENT¡ locked the hummies up and and BURN the factory, one of many HUMMIE crimes against pokekindHave u tasted it DORO¿ it gets worse over time.>>80677685Me not being HERE is no EXCUSE Tanner¡ you could’ve waited BAAAKAA. I’m HALF sure I could have just SPIT the ghost out, like a FURBALL¡WooOOww but these have eevee designs, I guess you are really superficial. What if STAR and me Turned into a pokebubu¿ would you STILL love us¿>>80677714“I have plenty of things on my PLATE¡ I’m a busy mon.”>The Door gets unlocked, a kitchen knife would have been enough but the fairy stares in amazement at the device.>The fairy tries his ABSOLUTE hardest to get through the Big electric type he really wants to get in the basement“LET ME IN LET ME IN”>In the basement are an assortment of miniatures and other constructible collectables, from trains, planes, buildings and other crafty assortments.>it is like a miniature city there
>>80677061Ah, that’s interesting. I’ve been interested in 3D printing but never used the service. Are the figurines just for decoration or is it like those miniatures I see people use in wargames? I don’t think I’ve heard of a “ham radio” before! Certainly sounds like a busy day!>>80677429I wish you good luck on the job search, I’ve heard the market is a nightmare right now. >>80677477I see. Well sorry not, I have plenty of restraint. Would not want to be making ghosts, no.I’m only giving what is rightfully due! The plants must appreciate you serenading them every morning with your eloquent singing. Yes, it seems these normal plants are actually invasive species and have strangled the poor candy forests! They must be taken care of.Moonbeam is an excellent laser of doom. Fantastic choice, that is one of my favorites as well. Oh I remember that version! I’m not sure I’ve seen it though, now I’m keen to, would be a fun time.Yes, perhaps walking around in the true natural form would kickstart some buried primal instinct and allow me to ascend to my true, final form. They are surprisingly fast for how small the bakery is! I believe they have a Swirlix and Dachsbun assisting them. Their sweets are top notch!Pink and purple are always lovely colors, and frills are especially cute. I actually think the two might be in my top 5 colors. Hmm, I think I see a vision for the costume here. I do not feel shame without hummie clothing, I just enjoy fashion! And no, I assure you THAT is not an issue for us Inteleon like it would be for hummies…
>>80677714Riiiight.>>80677685(Nova Furry XL, it does canine pussies but with a lora, it looks perfect.)>Like everything, Phoxy would believe this is a real story.>Expect a bunch of comments about the ridiculousness of the story.>Some plot holes.>And how it doesn't make sense.>>80677575(thx)>>80677322Yeah that's called "mindbreaking", still, embarrassing.
>>80677921hella>>80678748you heard me right>>80678595>Aaand it opens, rather easily>The PDA closes by itself>And in, with some wariness>Below....holy damn"WELL, this is IMPRESSIVE!">There should be a spot to install the equipment somewhere"We will NEED to be CAREFUL.">Hopefully nothing bad happens to the miniatures
>>80678631Exactly, I have multiple plans specially with a CONTROLLED fire¡ Dumb hummies if they are going to PLANT trees they should at LEAST be berry trees. No problem, the FIRE will handle said mistakes¡It IS PEAK¡ But the TM is very expensive and they DON’T let me in the store to huuuu get it myself. Another ROADBLOCK¡ It is a very fun movie, the action pieces EXACERBATE the romance, a RARE mixture.It sounds like a PLAN, you sometimes walk on three so what’s an extra LEG¿ Think of the FUTURE power that’s latent inside you.Cooliooo there are some mons that can give out bread and candies like that... like that ICE CREAM mon I have seen images online, I want to LICK one, I MUST taste one myself.THEY ARE, some mons and HUMMIES FORGET that pink is a MANLY color¡ I HAVE to remind them from time to time. Must be the BIG closet if you can mix and match for each day, if I had so many clothes I wouldn’t leave the house, so much time spent on keeping my fur + clothes... HO I seee I don’t KNOW how it is for water types like you, none of my sisters evolved into vaporeon...>>80678921“Suuure careful”>The fairy stares at the miniatures grabbing one of the delicate models in his ribbons and-**Crack***“That one was already like that when I touched it”>He puts on an innocent face for half a second before grabbing another equally impressive model.>No wonder Wha-et’s owners put a lock on the basement, the sylveon is literally a miniature destroyer.>With the fairy entertained, Zapman has free rein over the electricity box and rest of the house
>>80677555A, the team teaser is he? Is Fea also a Sylveon?Decompressing after an incident like that isn’t something people tend to think about until it happens to them. Oh no worries, completely understandable. I’m glad to hear that in the end you and your team were alright. Sounds like the lab got what was coming to them.Worth a look for sure, especially if she enjoys reading. There are plenty of programs for downloading and reading books. I have one on my phone and usually spend an hour or so reading before sleep, but a tablet’s larger screen is much nicer.We all have our strengths, and it sounds like the two of you cover each other’s stumbling points!I’m not sure how I’ve never noticed that feature… well, I’m rarely in my ball, so I most likely never even really thought to try. Good to know that will help in other regions, I’m used to everyone here knowing who I am that I rarely need to worry about someone thinking I’m some wild, unattended ‘mon.I was like that until I evolved. I think the enhanced senses helps keep them all on track.It’s a mixed bag to be sure, and quite honestly it’s difficult to really fully understand what it’s like without living wild. That’s the usual response to negatives, I’m sure most people would notice those occasional thorns in a field of flowers. Well… maybe. I think there’s reluctance on the Pokemon side as well, which may not be helping your view, but I digress.
>>80677584A tricky roller coaster to be sure.Seems like it may be my bane as well at this rate!I always said that there’s more to learn from a loss than a win. Our first gym attempt was a complete failure because we were too overconfident. Made sure that mistake never happened again. We were encountering the same issue towards the end of our circuit run, it really did make training more difficult than it had been.It’s normal to feel worried about your partners, I wouldn’t feel shame about that. It means you truly care about them. And yes, the further you get the less gentle you can afford to be. Modern medicine and technology really is a wonder, isn’t it? Though infallible it is not, unfortunately.I like to think so, one less thing to worry about. Back up plans are important, you never know what the future will throw at you… oh it’s dreadfully boring, rarely anything ever happens. But it gets me out of the house for the day and gives me some extra poke in my pockets, so it’s not all bad.Oooh yes, the pistachio ones are fantastic. It really is strange how tasty sweet pistachio treats can be, I never would have figured until I tried some!
>>80679396>The Electivire cringes at that noise>But, there is a potential update to the plan here"I am going to need FULL concentration. Please BE CAREFUL.">The sylv is not going to be careful, isn't it?>Time to get to work.
>>80679396Just be sure to not accidentally burn any of your possessions, we would not want another cute costume becoming ash. A controlled burn is an effective way to clear the vegetation. It will also provide nutrients the candy plants need to grow big and strong! Yes the berry plants would have been much more useful than all the other plants that don’t do anything! They really did not do us any favors.Yea it’s rather annoying when certain disks are disproportionately expensive, those hummies are trying to steal your dolla! Though, there are ways to get the film off the internet, sometimes for free if you know where to look. I could show you! Imagine an unlimited amount of films and shows to enjoy!Well I cannot refute that logic. Yes, you are correct like usual, it is something I will look into.Yes! They’re very friendly and love to make cute desserts for customers! I’m excited to see how this cake will turn out! Ah, Vanillite? I’m not quite sure if they taste like ice cream, though they certainly look the part!Yes! Pink is a warm color which I believe traditionally were supposed to be related to males. I could be misremembering, but it is strange how pink and blue swapped if that is indeed correct. Who knows that the hummies are thinking. It is a fairly decently sized walk-in closet. If you are interested I wouldn’t mind showing it to you, perhaps some of my older clothes from when I was smaller may fit you. But yes, it is fun to mix and match! Everyday can feel fresh. Yes, well it is different between amphibians and mammals, but this seems like hardly the place to discuss, uh, that…Well, with all of the sweets taken care of, I’ll grab a ticket to Paldea and plan to leave in the next day or so, just need to let work know I’ll be gone.
>>80680087"Sure careful">Nope he is going through the models, breaking the small ones and giving a stomp to the lego-like cities.>He is having the time of his life tho.>what will zapman do in the basement?>>80680791Ho I will be careful, with a bucket water and asking the FIRE nicely that SHOULD be enough. Communing with the fire before setting it free to PLAY around¡ Hmm you are right, I should give my candy plants juice so they are EXTRA sweet... I don’t KNOW about that, last time I tried to get the pokeflix FREE CRACKED APP I had to send my phone to repair... The life of a tyrant is a hard one. Huh THAT sounds coolioo¡ the only way I can get MOVIES for free is by going to the cinema...Tell them it is for someone special, I can taste literal LOVE in food, it enhances the flavor¡ YES that one, I have to FIND one lick it, I don’t plan on eating one, I’d just LICK it, wait for it to grow back then lick it again, infinite ice cream¡Hummies changing their minds on stuff is nothing new, the truth is Sylveons are the manliest eeveelutions, unlike the girly purple ones... Which eevelution you like the most¿ FREE CLOTHES sound cooliop! Everything is better when it’s FREEE. Huh well I shall remain happily ignorant, some knowledge can be a curse y’know like the whole egg groups. Arceus protects me I am SO not looking up mine.GAMBATE¡ I have given you PERMISSION to enter my region¡ The hummies SHOULD let you through.,
>>80677714So, uh, should I meet you in the regular place? Just, uh, knock on the door of your house?>And so, Taner is in fact on his way!>>80677787Team Meteor? Can't say I've ever met them before, but it sounds neat, and if you are friends with someone who works with the Rangers I know it's probably on the up-and-up! I know a Rotom who's interested in radios too, actually.Nice, I'll be on the lookout! Sounds like a fun group. My companions don't post here as often, having paws and all, but they can all read and write and Star does post sometimes.>>80677921It is a very Fea thing. I guess at this point if he stopped battling like that I'd wonder if something was wrong.Underhanded is a good word, it's not the way the rest of us typically battle, even if he does say it'd work well. Dream sometimes confuses her opponents, but I don't think that's like, part of her strategy or anything....Maybe we should start with a 10 page trail/prequal version? Just to see how feasible it is?>>80678595I couldn't have waited, it was urgent! And I wouldn't have even known to wait, it's not like I can predict the future!They do have Eevee designs, normally that would make them cool and cute, but they... their faces... something's -wrong- with their faces, and the fact that they have elements of Eevee design actually makes them more creepy, like the uncanny valley x10.If you are Star turned into pokebubu's I promise I would do everything in my power to rescue you and reverse that terrible fate.>>80678748(It does indeed)>Phoxy is one of those commenters, I see>Taner would quickly give up in any attempts to defend the story/plot>After the movie, it's team to clean up everything, which happens pretty fast no matter if Phoxy helps or not, as everyone is chipping in in their own ways>Then it's getting close to time for bed, things start winding down, some people play video games on the TV again while others just talk, all at lower volume as it snows outside
>>80679526Correct on both accounts!Yeah. Even while it was happening, I was thinking I'd just be fine as soon as I knew it was over, but it isn't that simple. Still, I have recovered, though I'd say we all are more jumpy than before, and not just because of that 'adventure' alone. But in good part to it.They did, at that. And I'm glad they aren't causing harm to any Pokemon or trainers anymore.She doesn't read quite as much now as when she first leaned how, I remember the first few weeks, she had my Pokegear every moment we weren't battling, absorbing everything she could from it. Nowadays, we both have a lot of other stuff keeping us busy.That we do. Though sometimes I feel like Star is doing more of the covering, but she assures me that's not the case. Even so, I know just how lucky I am to have met her. I don't know if destiny is a thing, but when it come to her I sometimes feel it must be!Star also hardly ever goes into a ball, though in her case she says it's due to the fact that it's boring in there. I like to have all the others outside the balls as much as possible though, we are all on this adventure together after all, it'd feel strange if only a few of us got to see it!I feel like most people would even leave a wild mon alone if they walked into a Pokemon Center confidently, but then, I'm sure there are a few people out there who'd cause trouble over it.Maybe I'll grow out of it someday, but I don't exactly want to test to see if I have if I don't have to.I've seen a lot of perspectives, and you'd think that'd help me get a better grasp of it, but... not really. Most of the wild Pokemon who post here are, uh, not ones who'd be in as much danger in the wild as the average Pokemon would, so while I take their perspective into account, it's not as... swaying to me, as it would be if I heard from some Pokemon who weren't fully evolved predators.
>>80679828Yeah. But it seems rude to ignore him even if it'd be for my own good, so, uh, I keep getting on it.It happens to people who talk to me a lot, I'm afraid!I think that's something every trainer discovers eventually, that the wins-- even more so, the easy wins-- often leave you with nothing new to learn from. And training against each other has diminishing returns eventually, too. I relish the hard battles nowadays but even so... I still want to win!Thanks. I don't feel shame at it, but I do sometimes have to resist my instincts to pull them back or recall them after they've been hit by something that looks, uh, brutal. I've been told by them repeatedly that they'd rather see a battle to the end unless there's no hope at all of pulling out a victory.Star has a big book of plans and backup plans for all sorts of stuff, though I think at least half of that book she did for fun.That's... what I thought. Guessing you aren't able to listen to music or anything during it... I don't think I could do it. But Repose-- Umbreon-- he'd love it, I'm sure. Well, maybe not so much, if he didn't see the value in what he was protecting, but he wouldn't mind it at least. Do you play any video games in your time off?When I first saw that flavor, I wasn't expecting much-- I do like pistachio, but as a chocolate? But it turned out to be one of my favorites.
>>80681784yepyepjust you know, tomorrowso I can get everyone else in>>80681591>The noise of the miniatures getting wrecked makes the Electivire cringe>But, he has work to do. Maybe somewhat faster now, as he affixes the many cables and batteries>Eventually he will be finished there"HEY! Just need to wire up the solar panels up, and then we can finish this."
>>80678595I think a case could be made for it, I've tried that stuff once and it's pretty lousy. Don't go trying to burn down those factories yourself though you'll get in trouble.>>80681784Easy Fea mood indicator: how many times does he tease his opponent per minute?I prefer to mess with them with illusions myself. And yeah I can imagine Dream confusing her opponents if they don't know what's coming.Probably the smartest way to do it, yeah.
evenin'been lurkin' about here and there and finally thought maybe i should check this thing outname's valencia. garchomp. bored outta her damned mind in between jobs and taking to a johtonian basket weaving forum for entertainment>>80668501>most stereotypicaluhhhhh i dunno what garchomp stereotypes even arei swim in sand??? i frequently work in deserts??? help me out here im honest to god drawing a blank>least stereotypicalagain, garchomp stereotypes feel like a hard thing to pin down. or maybe i live under a rockah, got it!i really like plushies and own a fair few. that, and i think ice-types are actually pretty rad. i know my weaknesses and im not gonna lose my shit when i know im outmatched. i respect those guys. couldnt live in cold climates myself and i think their attacks look cool as hell. pun intended.
>>80681591Glad to hear you're taking precautions. Yes perhaps singing to it will infuse the fire with fun instead of pure destruction, allowing you to direct it better! Juice, nectar, honey water, all of those I imagine a candy plant would be grateful for. Unfortunately the evil hummies put out fake links to trick innocent eevees like you into corrupting your phone so they can steal your dolla and "fix" it. Seems like that is one of the only ways they are able to strike at your greatness... I'll show you how to do it without encountering all of that, its easier to explain in person, then you will never have to spend a single poke on films every again! Though, attending the cinema in person is still fun, especially with friends!Oh, I already told them to make it as sweet as you~. Well, if you can find a Vanillite willing to let you lick it, I suppose there's no harm there. Let me know if they do indeed taste like vanilla ice cream!Its true, syvleon are the strongest, cutest, and bestest eeveelution, and are certainly my favorite! Everything is much better when its free. I can't wear those clothes anymore, so its better to give them to someone who will enjoy them. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, yes...Sounds good, I will let you know when I depart and expect to arrive! I am looking forward to it, cutie~!
>>80681790Things stay with us for a long time, even after we say we've recovered from the incident...Sounds like Leda, she wanted to learn to read after she found out I could. We would spend a little bit every morning reading books so she could practice. Its certainly hard to keep up with hobbies when the going gets busy, I hope you all get enough of a break to pursue them, even for a little bit.I'm not sure if destiny or fate or whatever you may call it exists, but sometimes, in certain cases, it seems like it may. I wouldn't say its boring, its more like... sleeping, even though you're aware of what's going on outside. I'm not really sure how to put it. It definitely isn't as fun as exploring outside and experiencing the adventure on foot after the next, but I wouldn't describe the stasis as that. That probably doesn't make much sense. Confidence is a big part of it. If you look like you belong and know where you're going, most people barely bat an eye.That does seem to be the case here. Its just extremely complicated out there, and what makes sense to a human may not make sense to a wild pokemon, and the same in the other direction. Strength, both brawn and brain, is king in the wild, yes.>>80681830So long as you're aware you can get off if it truly becomes miserable...Ha! Yes, well we share the curse then. Though I am grateful it has been easy to talk to everyone!Learn from the hard battles and losses, unwind and have fun with the easy ones. Its a balance! Too much of one leads to either burnout or little growth.Yes, we appreciate being able to fight to the bitter end. You never know when a miracle can happen, even if it seems hopeless.Probably not, but I'm perched up high and out of the way so its not like anyone would notice if I was. My eyes are the most important, so listening to music wouldn't really hamper my ability to do my duties.I do! Mostly RPGs, roguelikes, souls-likes, anything to sink my teeth into for long periods of time!
>>80682167I'm going to have to agree with my fey king and say that yes, pokechow is absolutely detestable and the person who invented it should be put on trial for popularizing it...>>80682168Hello Valencia! I hope you are well this evening. My name is Teleo, and I'm an Inteleon, as you can probably ascertain from my previous posts. I don't think I've met any Garchomp during my division run! What sorts of jobs do you typically take?
>>80681784Excuses, Tanner, excuses. But if IT were to happen again, you’d have come to me, RIGHT¿¡Skill issue, mayeb you are not seeing them clearly and might need new glasses¡ pokebubus are FAIRY adjacent the creepiness is INCIDENTAL which makes it BETTER.Buy you’d lose two super rare Popkebubus... I am not sure what outcome would be better.>>80682115“Sure¡ thing”>He has selected some of his favorites and holds them on his ribbons as he leads Zapman to the roof.“My hummie in the countryside has this thing that made him pay less electricity, can you also gives us that¿”>an illegal thing to steal electricity from the grid>>80682167I have already made my case and since I’m both JUDGE and prosecute my verdict is: BURN THE FACTORIES DOWN in minecraft. Don’t worry Doro you can help me, I’ll be the mastermind and you’ll be the grunt that does all the work.>>80682168It’s a DRAGON I protect this place from DRAGONS¡GRRRRRR¡What's you OPINON on cute fairy types¿ This is IMPORTANT.I have tons of plushies, mainly SYLVEONS because they belong to ME¡ since they are using my image.>>80682263I KNEW the hummies would do something like that, that’s why I also don’t trust polygons, they MESS up with my tech stuff whenever they WANT. Polygons could be ANYWHERE¡ YAY, Free moovies¡ The best part about the cinemas are teh POPCORNS and candies¡ I always get the BIGGEST bucket¡Yay¡ Gosh I’m salivating just thinking about the cake~ I shall find one eventually, if ARCEUS put that thing and me in the same planet it was FOR ME TO TASTE IT.Then you MUST be pretty excited to meet your FAVORITE eevelution¡ Do not fret I am the peak picture of my specie, you won’t find a more sylveonish sylveon than ME¡ I’m excited now~
GoddamnWhen did this place get so busy?I can spare about an hour, maybe less. Hope you're all, y'know, not getting into illegal shit n' stuff>>80654578 >That's how she gets ya>You think she's soft and cuddly, and then she folds you in half and eats you>The idea to short circuit the AC isn't bad honestly"Alright. Let's go with that.">She backs up for now, away from the room with so many moving hazards with guns>It won't be too hard to disable it from a distance>A few rooms back, Kong picks out a fusebox. It seems to link up to the general air conditioning in several of the nearby rooms, and also control the doors partially"Electrical fire huh? Your move.">Once Phoxy and/or Blazy inevitably do their thing, the box proceeds to let off a colorful display of fireworks as it short circuits>It promptly crackles loudly as Kong takes several very rapid steps back. The electricity short circuits through live wires for several seconds, the wiring itself catching alight, before it all turns to smoldering blackness>Above, the lights flicker. You can hear something guttering and dying in the walls>From back in the main room, you can hear cussing"Dammit! I literally just serviced that last week. We are -not- using those contractors again.""Shut up, and go fix it. You, go with him.">Mumbling and grumbling, two pairs of feet head in your general direction>You already know how this song and dance is going to go>Kong lets you do the honors once more, since it seems to be something you relish
>>80682922OMG HAIIII PANDA... KONG ≧▽≦If you fur white with some black spots or black with white spots¿ THIS IS very important¡
>>80682168'Sup? Name's Doro, nice to meet you! I've battled a few Garchomp, you guys are tough!Yeah this place is getting pretty active again, thankfullyI can relate to odd type affinities, I'm a big fan of Ghost types myself. Sure some of them are agents of chaos but just as many are just doing their own thing, there's a lot of variety with them.>>80682805Wow, he's already your kind, huh? Well in this case I agree, it's just bad, scratches your mouth and has an awful aftertaste that never goes away>>80682905Sorry Wha-et I'm too lazy to burn down a bunch of factories in minecraftAlthough I could be persuaded to do it... for 100 poke>>80682922I know right, feels like everybody's showing up all at once!And don't worry eeeeverything I do is perfectly above board, pinkie promise!
>>80683019If you fur...?Ugh, your grammar makes me wanna rip my own skin off. Anyway, we're black with white spots, as opposed to the Giant Panda which is the opposite.>>80683146We got that Aron collector, that Cinderace, Inteleon, Lucario, now a Garchomp...Did I miss anyone? I don't think soThe fact you said that despite me having no prior suspicions about you specifically makes me suspicious
>>80683256I think the Cinderace and Lucario share a device, if that helps narrow down the list.
>>80683372HmAlright thenSlightly less busy but still reasonably activeThink they're dating then?
>>80682168well, if not a whole menagerie in here todaywelcome>>80682922>>80683372heya you too>>80682905>uuuuuuupppppppp"It is KINDA like THAT, it helps when there is NO electricity!">Solar panels are going to be simpler to install>Just affix them somewhere sunny and run the cables>Still, the Electivire seems rather anxious
>>80683256Yeah that seems right, everyone is here!Hehehehe... nah I'm just messing with you.
>>80682905You never know where the agents of the hummies could be lurking... Perhaps we can find a way to polygon-proof your phone, I'm sure there's a way. Yes, the popcorn buckets are one of the best parts, especially when they do the cute custom movie ones.I hope it turns out to your liking! It does seem like it is a fated encounter...I am excited! I have no doubt you are the pinnacle example of sylveoness~. I'm glad you're excited too!>>80682922Evening Kong, how have you been lately?>>80683146As MVP, I have to back him up! And in this case yeah, I've tried it once out of curiosity and the memory still haunts me...
>>80683786Heya?All you got to say?Does this mean no shenanigans?>>80683823Except DaycareI'm sitting on them right now so they can't typeUh huh. You got contraband of some sort on you right now don't you?>>80683928Tired, but alrightGot into a scrap with poachers. Part of my job. There is now one less poacher in Fiore
>>80683928I mistyped in my post, meant to say king not kindHeh, fair enough I suppose. And yeah, never again...>>80684051Oh so that's where he disappeared off to, makes sense...Doubt he's complaining at all.I might have a few potions Tempest brewed for me, not sure if they count.
bah, sorry for the wait, got myself some dinnerdidja know orre has some killer sandwich joints if you look past the aesthetics? 'cause they do.>>80682805yo, teleoodd name. kinda cool though.yeah i kinda figured you were one of those twinks, heh. you guys got some cool tricks up your sleeves though.my job is, uh, odd. to put it simply i dunno if i should just up and talk about it so bluntly.eh, fuck it. international police. i swear im not a fed though even though im literally a fed by technicality.>>80682905ah shit.im in a weird spot when it comes to fairies. i know a lotta chill fairies and all but yall are just. weird???cute as a button though, the lot of ya are.sylveon, huh? seen a gracious plenty of you, and sylveon on my level are goddamn terrifying.thank god im not the only one with a plushie of myself though. felt weird having one but i just love how they made, like,a mini-me. can't imagine havin' a lot of 'em like you though.>>80682922to be frank ive been doing quite literally the opposite of illegal stuff as per my job.but, like, in a cool way.>>80683146evening, doro! a zoroark, it seems?tricky fellers you guys are. even after dropping that illusion stuff you guys do. and yeah, you could call me a tough cookie. maybe even a bit up there among garchomp. you won't see this but i actually flexed irl after typing that. im a dumbass.oh, been a little bit dead here lately? maybe we could breathe a lil bit of life here, heh.ah, ghosts... had to deal with my fair share of them in my time. theyve got an eye for doing some crazy shit, but i like em too. i may be a brute strength type of gal, but i appreciate the tricky shit some mons can do. makes things more interestin'.>>80683786seems it was pretty deadzo. happy to be here.folks here seem nice, i like that.(i have zero shame playing another breasted boobily mon you caught me at a very bisexual time in my life)
>>80684097He needs a break, and his rest, all in one goAnd I am nothing if not generous in how I reciprocate these variablesDepends on what the potions do. Resist acid? That's fine. Resist acid in a legally sanctioned battle? Not fine. No cheating. Bad>>80684245I too had a sandwichA meat sandwichIt was exclusively composed of meat and a side of bambooYour job huh? As in, you work for a ranger?
>>80684051I feel you on the tired part, long day of walking and waiting around town really took its toll harder than I was expecting, very glad to be able to sit down and rest for the rest of the night.Good, the world is better without their ilk running around terrorizing pokemon. Do you work for the rangers? Or is this unofficial work?>>80684097Oh no worries, I understood what you mean. Speaking of Wha-et, any news on the thing that never happened? >>80684245Yes, the origin was just my brother removing the I-N-N from "Inteleon"... A little odd, but its my own!Twinks?! Oh dear. Fascinating! You must have a lot of stories, though I feel like they are all classified.
>>80683769They said they’re on a team. With about 4 other members. I doubt it. >>80683786Hello.
>>80684376Agreed. I'd be more merciful if they weren't trying to actively kill me when I arrest them. There's basically two typesReally poor fucks who do it because they need money. These I usually arrest, often because they don't fight back. Stone cold freaks who like money AND killing. These are the ones who I get rougher with. Very rough.Snuff film rough. My master is a ranger in Fiore. Our assignments differ. My primary assignment used to be guarding a weather research and monitoring station at the North Pole from a rather unpleasant Froslass colony. I got rid of the Froslass, so that job became redundant. Now I guard national parks in Fiore from poachers and other dumb cunts who think nature is a video game and they're free to loot and kill whatever they want. You 90% look like a twink>>80684485Teammates can date. Hell I see it all the time. One goes down in a league battle and the other gets all hurt and tilted before they're even out on the fieldIt's like, anti-mind games or something>>80681830HeyWhy am I replying to you when you didn't reply to me, you ask?You know whyJust wondering if you feel bad about it when it's poachers
>>80684245Yep, that's me!Always great when they fall for an illusion and I get a good hit in. Ha, well I see the mental image at least.A bit, but now things are looking real lively with all the newcomers!Yeah you get it, plus it's nice when you have friends that can cast spells and brew potions when you need it.>>80684359I've tried convincing him to take more breaks but he doesn't listen to me, glad you managed to, uh, get through to him...Yeah got a few of those. Not that they'd work in a battle unless they, uh, planned to eat me in the middle of the battlefield...But no, I'm no cheater!>>80684376Well it still definitely never happened. That and I think hypothetically if it weren't called off things would be in motion right about now thanks to some friends of mine.
>>80684606Yes, that’s possible. And ever so sad.But no, I don’t have any reason to think they’re dating. Granted I have only read 2-4 posts between them.
>>80684650What? You've never faced a Poison-type before? They spam acids. Shut your horny ass up.I didn't get through to him, I got on him>>80684740It isMental game is weak about the new generation. They have no emotional control and are prone to anger issuesShut upSo you think perhaps... some sort of conspiracy then?
>>80684606Desperation often leads the unfortunate down dark paths. At least they see reason enough to not fight a ruthless enforcer. The others get what they deserve. I probably wouldn't be as elaborate with them, they aren't worth the time. Sounds frigid. Not sure I would ever want to head to a place that cold, let alone stay there for an extended period of time. Mission accomplished with the weather research job, then. I assume these Froslass were actively malicious? I wish you luck on your task, its noble no matter how unsavory it gets. Those scum belong to the worms....I'm just going to assume that this is a battle I will not win here and accept my fate.>>80684650That is hypothetically good to hear, in minecraft. You'll have to tell me about all the fictional plans they concocted when all isn't said and done.
>>80684869I know that sort of thing would occur between Taner and some of his Pokemon, at least. Yes, anger issues, irony, etc. No. No, I don’t think that. I do not know why I would.
>>80684359yknow whati fuck with that kind of diet. i should try that.i can kinda eat whatever. im like a livin' garbage disposal but meat is like... the primo fuel for a mon like me.meat and cookies... and little cakes... and breads and stuff...maybe this is my wake-up call...anyway!uhhh... its hard to explain?because i dont really do the kind of classified detective stuff the international police guys do to where you gotta have a whole codename and everything?me and my trainer are more... the muscle for our operations, if not contracted to just outright bust a place up if its doing shady shit.work does get ranger-y though. like... pokemon thats threatening orre's already fragile ecosystem? kinda rough it up a bit and let the nerds handle the rest to accommodate it 'n such.i cant really call myself a fed thats like. a fed is a vibe to me. me and my trainer are more like fixers, ya know?pleased to meetcha by the by.>>80684376hey, if it works it works. it took a while to figure out my name, so me n' my trainer kinda just read through a buncha names 'till one stuck way back whenim not wrong aint i? you guys are like. turbo twinks. how do you guys stay so slim anyway?not as classified as you think. like i said to panda, we are more like. muscle. strong arms. all that good stuff.>>80684650ill admit, im the type to go in swingin' and think later.so, ive got got by you guys' illusions every now and again. and thats good!! hopefully its a good image, hehthats good to hear! seems i popped in at a good timespells and potions? ...huh.feels like theres a... story or two there im missin'.>>80685242well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, didnt expect to see a whole ass yanmega typin' here too.at least i assume youre one. looks pretty yanmega-y to me.either way pleased to meetcha too.
>>80685429>i fuck with that kind of diet. i should try that.Girl she eats people you don't wanna fuck with that'>>80685207>you
>>80684869Um... yeah true, I was thinking of more slow acting acids like... yeah...Heh, true>>80685207Yes, possibly. In certain block games. Will do!>>80685429Sometimes that's all you need!But yeah, if you get fooled you're gonna get countered, so gotta keep an eye out. Look for missing shadows or weird lighting, sometimes we forget thoseYeah!Oh for sure, but basically I know a few witch Mismagius... and a Mimikyu but she's more focused on weird fairy magic
>>80685429Hi.I get that a lot. One might wonder why, given that I have no less opposable thumbs than the average Sylveon poster. Or Garchomp poster. Nice to meet you. I’m curious as to what prompted so many new posters to debut this week.
>>80685429I feel like that's how it goes on occasion. My brother was pretty terrible with the names for my other teammates, so they were mostly references, but they all fit rather well in the end. Can't say my naming ability is any better.Its just our natural biology! I swear, we drop some bloke in one shot 4 miles away and the only thing people fixate on is the diameter of our forearms...I'd love to hear some stories then, if you have any to share!>>80685486...Accurate. Oh how my reputation crumbles, not with a bang but with a whimper...
I must sleep, I need my BEAUTY sleep¡Niniiite>>80683146Putting a PRICE to revolution Doro, that’s LOW even for you¡ I’m SHAMING you¡ SHAAAMEEEE.You don’t need 100 poke, you THINK you do, but you actually need 10 poke¡>>80683256I see, so you are like one BIG mime¡ Have you tried boxing the poachers in invisible boxes¿ It might work better than you think¡>>80683786“Niceu¡ finally something GOOD comes out of this hummie infested PLACE”>He plays with the figures and even chews some of them>Tasty toxic paint>The fairy is just chilling watching the other houses from atop>What is the big mon anxious about?>>80683928That would be so coolioo, How you learned so much from hummie tech¿ It has always been some KIND of magic to me, a pretending of what REAL magic is. OMG I love those, I always want to get them¡ I like the ones that are a character’s head it make me feel like like a zombie eating their BRAINS¡ If I were a zombie I wouldn’t eat brains, GUESS what I’d eat¡As long as it’s sweet I will like it, sweet is the best flavor although I don’t mind some more... salty flavors here and there¡Hope I don’t disappoint you, especially with such a long trip you are going to take. I’ll try my best to make it worth it~>>80684245NOT WEIRD, the Hummie word is SPECIAL¡ Specially ME¡And yes we are the cutest so cute that it HURTS our enemies.We are¡ I know by INSTINCT that us fairies are IMMUNE, indestructible and INVINCIBLE against dragons¡ I have seen tons of Garchomps on battle recordings, for some reason HUMMEIS love big dragons and always include one of the type in their team.They are like my own pink and white army¡ I have gotten most of them FROM claw machines¡ Dummi thingies sometimes drop the plushes, but I just pick the plushie with my RIBBON
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>>80685892MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE NEW PEOPLE>Whips youMAKE FRIENDS
>>80686023((QUICK FEET, MAC!))
>>80685879Good night Wha-et! I am heading to sleep here shortly as well, so I will see you in the dream realm. Night everyone!I will admit, most of the technology is still obtuse to me, but I learned a few things from my brother; Evan’s very tech savvy. I may ask him about the existence of polygon-blockers and how to set one up if they are indeed a thing. Really need to get in touch with him soon, should have done it earlier this month. Anyways, yes those are fun! It does feel sort of zombie-ish in a way when you have to reach into the “skull” for the popcorn. They also make silly display pieces. Hmm, would you consume their heart?Then I think this cake will be a winner! I agree that sweet is the best flavor, sour comes close, but only certain sour candies. Mmm, yes, salty things are good too, especially mixed with sweet things.Oh no worries! I think we’ll have a fun time, and it’s been a while since I’ve traveled so I’m excited to see Paldea!
to whoever it concerns:big reveal tomorrow at my place>>80684051nooooo shenanigansuntil soon>>80684245at last a fellow orreanoh, the IPit was definitely deadzoned in here for a bitblame the holidays>>80684485heya>>80685892zaptime>>80685879"You could SAY.">The mistreatment of the figurines is what has him unnerved>Yet..."Almost DONE."
>>80682625That's a fact. Though that incident less so than one future one, guns are scary, but ghosts who can try to separate your soul from your body are probably the worst I've ended up facing and that was bad enough that I ended up, um, going to another Pokemon who was willing to block it out of my memory. I still recall everything around it and what it was and why I chose to do so, just not the event itself.It sounds like Star and leda would get along really well, that's more or less exactly how it went with us. I feel like she was reading as if making up for lost time, trying to "get herself up to speed" with the entire world.The nice thing about being a trainer is technically I can take a break any time... until I run out of money. So, not really any time. But I did once get paid by the League to promote a card game app and that allowed me to spend some extra time on that.Star doesn't really believe in destiny, or at least she didn't, but she's told me she's willing to believe it when it comes to me and her meeting!So, like, a meditative state of sorts? I've heard people describe Pokeballs like that. Star says the issue for her is that she had trouble embracing such a state and her mind kept working on high gear in there. I bet she'd be better at it now, she does actual meditation sometimes now, but at this point it's -me- who wouldn't want her inside the ball too long! That was also true from the start, I suppose. I talked her ear off when we first started, I'm thankful she hasn't gotten tired of listening to me, even after all these years.Exactly. In most regions, people don't think twice about Pokemon walking into a Pokemon Center anymore. I don't think anyone's ever given Doro any trouble, either. That's a good sign, in my book.Brawn most of all in the wild, I suspect, though I'd like to think the brain makes some difference there too. But I feel like, perhaps even more so than it is with humans, being born in the wild is a roll of the dice...
>>80682625...and a lot of a Pokemon's life is going to be decided by where they are born and what as. That's true for humans too, and Pokemon born outside of the wild but... maybe not so, um, inescapably so. People use "it's natural" as a catch-all to justify anything and everything that happens after that, but I've never felt that's a very good excuse for not trying to improve the parts of the world that humans feel is "untouchable" for some reason. Sure, for like, Pokemon who don't have human intellect, that's one thing, but... so many do.That's the thing about Beryl: he knows exactly when I'd make that decision and seems to like getting right to the edge but never quite to the point where I'd be like "I'm done with this."When I first posted here, I thought I'd maybe come here for some advice I needed and stick around a few weeks and then go back to my life. Uh, it's been a bit more than three years now...That's exactly right, and I know it. Though, if I can keep the loses to the gyms and not the tournaments, that'd be ideal! I've done quite good in a few...That's what the others told me too. Personally, even if I was a Pokemon, I'm certain that I wouldn't enjoy battling much. Too much painful stuff. But I've asked Star and the others if they wanted to change course and do something different and I got, uh, big loud "NOs" from them on that one.Oh. I'd have to say I'd be very tempted to cheat with music at that point. Star and I tend to listen to the radio or sometimes audiobooks while on the Routes, during the slower days.Ah! I don't get a chance to do many RPGs, last one I played was Persona 5, I think. It was pretty good. Oh, and the Final Fantasies!>>80682115Right! I figure tonight, after we land, it'll be late enough that my focus will be finding a place to camp for the night.>>80683372Hi Dart!>>80685892Hi to you as well.
>>80684606Oh. Well, I was just going to say hello and sort of, ignore that, because that'd get me down a more serious conversation path, but since you asked...It's interesting. If you'd asked me a few years ago, I'd have been able to give you an unambiguous "no, I don't."I don't the ones who do that stuff because they LIKE killing deserve anything less than what you described as their end. They've probably done worse to innocents, and would continue to do so if not stopped.I've been forced to reflect on that attitude a lot and give it more thought than I frankly ever wanted to. Today my answer is something more like "No? But maybe I should just a little?" There were two big things that led to that change. The first was a ranger who told me something along the lines of "dead people don't learn anything." I still have mixed feelings about that. A part of me thinks certain people don't WANT to change/can't change, but Sharon... she truly believes even the very worst can change with enough effort. And... while I may never be able to stand being in the same room as the one she chose to prove that with, I do think she's managed to prove it. But... nobody can be expected to put THAT much effort into every evil person, can they? They are causing harm to others and need to be stopped before they cause MORE harm. Including harm to you. The fact that it's YOU in this scenario does change things, by the way. If I thought someone was doing that because it brought them pleasure to cause pain and they had simply found "acceptable targets" for that, that'd be a bit different, but that's not you. I'm also trusting that it was pretty unambiguous that they -were- in fact doing exactly what you thought they were doing.And they attacked you, so regardless of all that stuff above, self-defense is always justified.
