/beta/
jill sandwich
I bought a trans flag dildo
based
>>80673316how big is it
Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3tag nikitsun3
asking a sub about his height to see if he gets insecure
does anyone want to play bullet ball
nghh
woke up this morning got some gabagoon fuel
with a blue goon in your eyes
when the goon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore
every dom should be given a gun and allowed to kill their subs for not paying
On this holiest of days in honor of our eternal Lord and Savior Saint Martin Luther King, let us never forget:Niggers are America's gods. Americans fear niggers like a mortal would fear God. They're not allowed to curse or speak ill of niggers, like how you mustn't blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against niggers and beg for mercy, like you'd beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they're allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous niggers, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for niggers for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while niggers get an entire month plus juneteenth and MLK's birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease niggers. This is because nigger worship is the official religion of America.
I want to bust your ballsladymisaki>>80673058
you didnt answer my question last time whos lady misaki and why you want to bust his balls
>>80675956she would
>>80675985just check the chive its another nigger loving tranny
what do onions have to do with this
>>80675956was it toasted
I used to work at subway and I toasted my socks in the oven and they fired me, fucking fascists
my pussy aches for more POKEMON
your shithole is not a pussy bro
rose is fine, moving on
why's his name baby no money? he CLEARLY has a stable source of income, and I don't know about you but that looks like an adult to me
guh
clean yo ass nigga
they never did say whose line it was anyway
>>80676684id clean that ass for her
>>80676684snifffff
remember when they came back and they had the black woman
I haven't watched any episodes with aisha tyler but she was funny on archer I guess
and now it's time to play scenes from a hat"things you can say about your car but not about your dom"
this bitch need a new muffler
theyre adding the office characters to fortnite
>>80676886it costs me thousands and im really sick of it
>>80676886she's double wide
just bought her some new headlights, worth every penny
>>80677005you can say that about your dom though and you should because she deserves them
>>80676886wasn't worth the money
*hits buzzer*
>>80677306GUH
welcome to whose cum is it anyways, the show where everything's made up and the ruins don't matter
if you dont ruin your orgasms you should kill yourself
I used to skip through the intro of that show and I missed the part where they said the points don't matter so I'd do the math for everyone's point totals and get really mad when they declared the wrong person the winner
This thread is pretty good to goon a 3incher too
bro is gooning to the whos line is it anyways banter
>>80673316been riding it, whore?
>>80677917I’m always gooning I’m autistic limp and lonely sorry to have interrupted lol
>>80677947It didn't arrive yet
>>80677947it's a larp
when they said hits buzzer I almost came in my pants
>>80677960kill yourself
>>80677996I don’t have the mental capacity to find a girl idk if I could do that either
>>80678059me on the right but i'm white
bro took a picture of his monitor with flux on
ensign, bring me my white pants
imagine the smell
>>80678165God I would huff her ass stink for days
>>80678165i like this artist
>>80678165nasty nigger
yall niggas ever had ciabatta bread? shit goes crazy
welcome to the ciabatta zone uhhh huhuhhuh
Can You Beat BALATRO Without Jokers?
yeah obviously theres literally a jokerless challenge
and don't forget the joker
hold the jokers?hey jimmy, gimme a balatro run with nuthin
>>80679304the man hands
what's it called when a guy has a mustache
>>80679648depends on what mustache it is
nice dead thread
I'll make you dead
hate catsoup but considering paying themwhere did all the thread findoms go that arent total ESL retards
(to the tune of letterbomb by green day)where have all the findoms gone?the finsub hoard stacks up ten high
>>80679648guy with mustache
me fr
>>80682446I will wrap a collar around your neck, and you'll feel your hormones change in real time
slide <3slide <3
>>80682847how are you always so cringe
shitdoms be like I will wrap a collar around your neck, and you'll feel your hormones change in real time
just ate an omelette
just ate some gabagool
>>80679591this is me and im both btw
do i pull a milly and pay catoup specifically because of how cringe they arebonus points because i hate trannies
>>80682987How can you afford it? Oh you haven't made your donation yet.
woke up this morning got some gabagool
>>80682882This should be an example of a cringe reply ^ :3
>>80683031>>80683059you should kill yourself
>>80683012post mustache
>>80683028just pay milly at that point
calling it a donation is such a turn off
>>80683077You didn't need to lose this hard.
>>80683164okay now you really need to kill yourself
>>80683095already tried he sucks at domming
hi guys
>>80683197Boring, you can't think about something new.
>>80683259kill. yourself.
you can tell scatsoup really thinks he deserves to live
>>80683287No, you need to worship me.
this is how shartpoop lives but the girl in the picture doesn't look like him at all
>>80683287You don't have to encourage him it'll happen in a few weeks anyways
>>80683460That's >>80683445
>>80683561guhhhh
>>80683621kill yourself scatscoop
scatsoup told me in DMs that he doesn't wipe because he thinks he's always clean
>>80683696gross wtf
>>80683696Sounds about right ngl
catpoop sniffs his wipes
I love bbc and loli also my name is catsoup
ayo the pizza here
>>80684130Why would he say this
i am black excellence
we are number one
rio robbie rotten
i meant rip fuck my chud life
bro accidentally typed his hometown
I'M NOT FROM RIO
killing myself
i dont give a fuck if i go blind i aint need to see the price tag anyways
We're smokin' filtered crack, you stupid piece of shitI'll fuckin' kill you
so I really held off posting this because I wanted to give them the chance to fix this, but it’s been over a month and i’m done waiting. @youpay owes me $1,072.50 USD ($1,602.10 AUD) and won’t tell me why I haven’t received it or when I will receive it.
>>80684639angry birds
i miss pyretic
i miss asking
then ask
what does that have to do with fatherless subway sandwich artists
>>80687830dom like this PLEASE
what is this bullshit you're posting
buuuuuuuuuullllllllSHIT
yeah and
18 naked subs in the showers at scam ranch
>>80689122lmao
any other never nude subs
>>80689223me i hate being naked
>>80689246we're the same
>>80689253do you also wear long-sleeved shirts to bed?
>>80689258yes like every night
>>80689304yeah I haven't worn a t-shirt in yearsshowering is the worst
>>80689315sometimes i do it in the dark desu
>>80689365I mostly close my eyes but I've thought of getting some sort of screen for the window during daylight, keeping your balance with your eyes closed isn't that easy
>>80689386stupid how much we let our self hatred control our lives but oh well
>>80689448I try not to think about how different my life could be if I was born differently
>>80689448not me i love my life
>>80689507what do you love about it
>>80689533im rich and happy
>>80689533being a simp for girls and playing games is fun
>>80689540im happy youre rich
>>80689507i do too i just happen to hate myself as wellmy findom makes me love life a lot
im echo
echo echo echo
I brought my own corn from home because the creamed corn they sell here is too crunchy.
>>80682776me and who?
>>80690662me
Self hate freels normal for me lol
thanks for the update dork
>>80692780Was that to me lol no worries happy to update stuff
bro said freels
>>80692888Speling error
me and my dom
i got 3 bagels
dom who's 20 percent cooler
new schizocord vtuber theme names
wheres glowypumpkin
>>80695589tfw you never play games in vc with terhi cirno and dolly
dom like this
damn I wish I archived that xitter account that had real castrated genitals in jars. It was so hot, one guy actually sent their balls to them and it was on a shelf next to a GSD's balls, imagine someone posting about how nice your castrated balls look next to a dog's giwtwm.
i wish they let me keep mine after orchi
>>80695589Hey guys, honest question here: would you let me join the Schizocord? You can make whatever dumb memes about me while there, sure whatever; but just letting me join and chill with you niggas? Why we always gotta be so on edge? Life is short, you know?
>>80695589good leak
>>80696263wtf hot tell us more
people in a discord! leak of the century
i am bender please insert girder
I like the song in that episode
>>80695927we only play orange juice
>>80696709cute
orange juice is a drink
>>80696408you are 100% the obsessive autist schizoposter that calls it the pedocord
>>80696822well i mean doj is in it
okay epstein probably had a favorite mcdonalds but they never called that mcdonalds mcpedos or something
>>80696956maybe if he owned it they would
sending to nyamf
>>80696475There wasn't really much else, this was years ago and I can't even find any relevant screenshot, honestly when I think about it the balls in the jar was probably their own. They had jars of different animal genitalia, it was just so hot seeing their posts describing what they liked about human balls while comparing it to a dog.I think the only way I'd end up with my balls in a jar is if a girl (or a tranny) offered to do it, I'd to be really horny to agree to that.
We are totally in line on /beta/We can do great things on SchizocordI do not understand what you are doing on Twitter
>>80697063I get the reference
>>80697008ahmf
I prefer sending to wanmf because I like dogs better
i want to see nyamf logs
this isn't /b/
who has nyamf sent to?
what's the deal with sending?
throne platinum trophy
thanks for the throne gold kind stranger
throne 100% run all achievements
nyamf isnt even hot
>>80697603@grok make her a loli who findoms me
>>80697660>>80697275
me and who
ugly proportions
>>80697753yeah unless you got molested by a fat person you wouldnt like that
no your just gay
>if you dont like fat women you're gay
your so mad
>>80697708Me desu
>>80697894can i marry you
>>80697918no I'm a neet and don't deserve love
>>80697708so sexy
>>80697949ohcan i sniff you at least
>>80697981yeah sure
>>80697990thanks ily bro
any females doms who dom with lolicon anime
bro said females doms
arctia
>>80698171is this true or do you just keep saying this in reply to me as bait
>hey guys does anyone have an answer to my question>yeah here's the answer>okay i'm not going to dm or message her i'm just going to keep spamming the same question and get mad at you when i keep getting an answer i fail to act up on
you should probably assume it's bait and keep asking and never reaching out to a dom
>>80698256because its not arctia posting it
how would you know that if you don't know enough about her to know if she posts loli even
>>80698291because why would she talk about herself in 3rd person and not post a tag
>>80698177sniffffffffff
retarded anon is retarded surprise surprise
:3
>>80698329sniffffffffff
>>80698314so you think its arctia posting about herself in 3rd person when i asked and she doesnt post a tag okay
no I just think you're retarded and even if you found a dom they would drop you in less than a week because you're a shitsub
>>80698329need anon to splurt in/on them and let me lick them clean
god im such a faggot why do i have to be attracted to girls
>>80698352well im going to ask until a girl responds
>>80698458hey im arctia its me yes
i really really love boots
>>80698522tag?
>>80698533arctiaa now you can stop asking because its me posting
>>80698529same ugh they make me so horny
>>80698555i know exactly which poster this is and i will not continue this conversation with you because i know you are a bad poster
>>80698577ok if you say so scatsoup
post good boots
>>80698584do you think catsoup types like this you fucking retard genuinely i hope you kill yourself
>>80698601ok you have no clue who i am
>>80698549added
>>80698636or i made sure you thought i have no clue:)
ok you have no clue who i asked
>>80698649ill accept it later its really me posting so dont ask again or ill get mad
no you just genuinely have no clue who i am retard
>>80683561guh i wish i had a tranny to sniff and pay irl
>>80698699same only if they are cute
>>80698699same
>>80698660arctia hasn't posted here in years retard
>>80698873noty true its me im her
>>80698887not true its me im her
>>80695589pippa mentioned
ADHD Child vs. Non-ADHD Child Interview
>>80699727>>80699822saw her real life pic and lost all interest
>>80700020>oh no the female asmongold doesnt look like a 10/10 modelkill yourself subway faggot
>>80700020I don't care
i'm not jared
>>80700100>>80700020also kill yourself yeah
>>80700194Way ahead of you. I'm going to sleep around 10am. Enjoying the butt plug I purchased a whole back.
send naneinf piggy
I can't send for that
gros michel yourself
ew
>>80696822>pedocordbut its a pasta that says schizocord?? sounds like a pedo feels called out
>4 hour old post
>80 iq brownoid with no concept of past or future only what exists right now
do you think those shelves are gonna stock themselves bro
if youre brown then yes things are just magically there like in the jungles of africa ripe for the picking
nahh bro 4 hours is crazy
calm down pedobro
oh he madr
>>80701996what do you think he was doing for those 4 hours
i thought he makes sandwiches
yeah then he puts them on the shelf
kill yourshelves
bro is multiclassing
elf on a shelf
ask on a task
>>80703176almost pissed myself laughing
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i'm golden freddy
This thread was w faps half a decade ago
bro said w faps
>>80703923what is it now
>>80704507l faps
