Big Bird Bulge EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80675906OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Who should meat deliver to next and what
Love our cult leader TV husband
>>80683496Meat should deliver Pineapple Pizza to Angel Dust
>>80683496Deliver Arackniss to Valentino. Valentino needs another sexy spider
Deer butt belongs on TV face
>>80683496Deliver a horsecock dildo to Striker.
Big Bird Bulges
new pead deer outfit idea
>>80683496Lute towering over Adam as a giantess with a big ass and tits. Saying "I'm heaven's mightiest warrior!"
meat delivers nothing, he just sits around slapping his tummy
>>80683541
Rape ALL televisions!
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>80683496Draw Velvette with a hyper ass and tits.
>We're going to Loo Loo Land!>Loo Loo Land!>Loo Loo Land?>SHUT THE BLOODY FUCK UP!
Torture Angel by letting Val fuck his sister
Squirrel
LOO LOO LAAAAANNNNNDDDDDD
Nothing is actually happening.
>>80683665Sums up most of my enemies
>>80683540big ol buck
>>80683655How do we stop Alastor?
Imagine if Husk won...
Sunyata.
>>80683718
THEM
It’s a surprise to me that most people never grow up at all.
Moth should make the tv his bitch as a punishment for the events of season 2
Will Loona get a BF?
>>80683737Lilli's a big girl.
>>80683707When you distort the characters to this extent it just stops becoming fanart and becomes its own AU fanfic slop
>>80683737He is undefeated.
>>80683787She’s fine as fuck
>>80683774He will pimp Vox out to sinner and hellborn men.
>>80683855Agreed.
>>80683895
>>80683895I didn’t know Alastor liked black chicks
>>80683905this but with vox alastor and angel dust
Fatfags should be beaten to death with really big hammers to deal damage though all the blubber
I love Charlie.
uoooooo
>>80683742I like you better when you avatarfag as Zestial i don’t want to be associated with you and i don’t want you to taint Abel’s image
I DESPISE Charlie
>>80683950Made for tongue cleaning
>>80683920Men like women that remind them of their moms
>>80683809Meant for >>80683707
>>80683937I don't pull out.
>>80683971Radioapple shippers…
>>80683807>own AU fanfic slopSo Hazbin Hotel?
>>80684104Ignore them it’s just the salty bitch who contributes nothing to the thread but complaining
>>80683950HOOF
Charlie's Angels should become a band.
>>80683950
>>80684086I thought that it was Lilith the one they hated
>>80684104It’s the same girl that used to harass drawfags back during season 1.
>>80684165Did you miss the art with 20k likes of Alastor calling Charlie a “spoiled princess who only cares about herself” while he cradles an injured Lucifer?
>>80683655>Geez anon, i-i don't undestand why i'm not losing weight at alllll
Hey hey hey
>>80683950They're so dainty and cute...
>>80684202It's Fat Alastor!
>>80683969I’m the SFW Abel fan.
>>80684146>remembers that old greentext about Adam having Charlie, Lute, and Vaggie as a harem with many fankidsNow I'm sad. This general used to be wholesome
>>80684146Coalette made >>80684227 and another fic where Adam has a rock band with them in it.
No lies detected
>>80684277Vox isn't a creep
>>80684292But he's sexier as a creep
>>80684271shipping them to Detroit
Why did you stop ze jazz muuuusik?
>>80684300>NO!>NOT DETROIT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJy38HNjMU
Can’t have shit in Detroit
>>80684304Roonigger speak
>>80684277>Real Vox fans acknowledge the fact that he's a massive fucking creepAnd it's sexy as fuckThe fantasies I have that involve Vox being a voyeur and and getting me involved as a power play are limitless
how stinky is adam?
>>80684402He reeks so bad paint peels off the walls when he walks into a room
>>80684277how was vox a creep?
NOOO DON'T RAPE ME! I HAVE SOMEONE I LOVE!
I spent all that time earlier trying to explain to this gen why vox is a creep and now people are asking again kek 4chan is hopeless
>>80684469Adam trapped in the basement....
Vox is a creepHe’s a weirdo
>>80683807Kys scatspammer
>>80684491Vox might be a creep but alastor is a loser with no redeeming qualities and wants to kill everyone.
>>80684491Their minds are thick and gloopy. You can’t change most minds here besides for people who are open to.
>>80684437Asking your friend on a date is literally rape according to some women in this general apparently.
>>80684582Most women here are just hairy ugly white and black men larping as women here so it's alright.
>>80684573>Their minds are thick and gloopy.Hot! What hypno will do that to me? Can Vox’s hypnoeyes make my mind gloop too?
>>80684491You also said you think that someone asking their friend on a date is creepy behavior and you would cut all contact with any friend who asked you out even politely so I think you may have massive social issues and be insane.
>>80684491I think people forget about him masturbating to Val's shenanigansHe watches everything and he gets off on seeing others suffer, he's a total sadist The creep factor exists separate of Alastor
>>80684240i thought write did the greentext?
>>80684574meat should draw pery like this>>80683496
The majority of sinners and overlords fear Zestial. Even Alastor fears Zestial. And Vox doesn’t.In the flashback, when Vox and Baxter make their deal, Zestial was string on top of Baxter’s creation.The main Vox and Zestial are deeply connected together. And if Vox is too infamous and unpopular to be a normal overlord, he could follow after Zestial.
I fucking wish Vox was a creep The man literally got a boner when Alastor called him his friend He's too pure
Bitch you said anyone asking someone they are friends with on a date is creep behavior and harassment and that everyone should meet their romantic partners through hookups on tinder only. I can’t take you seriously when you deranged
>>80684617Gloop means sticky and thick. It’s a word choice meant to say they’re unchanging.
>this againshut the fuck up already, don't bring this shit up in a new thread
>>80684692Mnnhh… my mind is sticky and thicc… *hypno swirly eyes spin really fast*
>>80684704Bringing up old dramas is a tradition for the residence of whiny drama queens.
>>80684648He wrote grill verse stuff too I think
>>80684704>>80684717Says the guy that probably brought up said drama.
Great General of Justice and Might.
>>80684752I shit in your mouth
>>80684773You are my toilet.
>>80684584who would top?
>>80684844Me
my bf abel!
My gf Velvette!
>>80684842Says the toilet
It wasn't that hard for Vox to not be a sexually abrasive creep towards Alastor but here we are.
How come Vox gets to have a well developed arc throughout the entire series but other characters like Vaggi and Lute get absolutely nothing?
This place is a fucking mental hospital that posts Hazbin Hotel characters you are all insane.
>>80684959viv doesn't care for women because they're not gay twinks
>>80684959Because Vox is a male character and those two are women and I say this as a tvfag. Shit sucks but no one on the crew really seems to care about the women.
>>80684959Smiles brainwashed Viv into liking Vox and the Vees.https://files.catbox.moe/gigm1z.mp4
>>80684971Yet it's still the best Helluva Hazbin general on the internet and everyone here is my fren.
>>80684959>How come the male character gets to be well written but the female ones don't in the fujo show?Jeez anon, you tell me
>>80684971It's the worst general on /trash/ next to Jewish sanctioned blacked threads.
>>80684941Exactly. Was saying this earlier and then everybody interpreted it as an attack against gays when I was literally only attacking Vox for not controlling his weird friend boner
I'm leavin' behind all of the cares that I've been overthinkin'
>>80685073I want human Alastor to black me. Or brown me whatever
>>80685038Everyone here is fren cept kikerat and rooschizo. Heil Stella!
>>80685093Millie...
>>80685001Not to suck Viv’s dick or anything, but I kind of get it. As a writer I’m always more drawn towards writing male characters because that’s who I’m attracted to and who inspires me. I have nothing against women, but I tend to not do my best work if I have to focus too much on them.
>>80685113CHAGGIE WON
>>80685160>Chaggie out of nowhere
>>80685171I wanted to say it because your reply just like you did now seethin' about chalastor not being canon anon. I remember when every alasister was shitting on that ship saying chalastor was canon and that shit aged like milk.
>>80684674Alastor is lucky that Vox just wants to hold hands and maybe kiss a little, otherwise he would've been raped to oblivion and Vox would've won.
Alastor walking around with fat tits and a fat ass, making all the overlords' heads turn
>>80685204I remember when alaschizo actually lost incredibly hard against the chaggiefag. That dude won so hard.
>>80685213Black on black crime...
>>80685228Nuggs you gay as fuck nigga.
>>80685213
Do chaggiefags have to make everything about themselves?
>>80685147FujoVivzie...
>>80685257Please proceed to spam merch sales and polls and burn the thread down for 250 posts because nobody cares and it only proves our point. I remember you cut yourself saying Viv had blood on her hands. No not Millie, but there was a random chick that slashed herself over box torturing Viv. Her long ass hair was reflecting in the blood drops. Shit was psychotic lol touch grass it's a cartoon. Millie and other femanons cut and make cute doodles with their blood. This one lady was fully unhinged.
Kot stretchy for anon meowI'll do the other doodles tomorrow
is there anyone who still gives a shit about helluva out therethey should just cancel it to focus entirely on hazbin
>>80684971I usually see a lot sane people go off the rocker for good after they get into gooning. And that goes for a lot of anons here.I heard from the RWBY community that they’ve used to be more sane before they got banned to Trash.
>>80685295Cute
>>80685295cute veteran cat!
>>80685296I stopped giving a shit about that show the second season 2 dropped and ruined Stella. >>80685293The alaschizo still lurks but her power has far receded.
>>80685296I just like Stella and the other girls. My enjoyment of Helluva is practically masochistic at this point. Only reason I liked Hazbin season 2 is cause of Velvette + focus on the Vee instead of heavenslop. Season one was insufferable.
>>80685296It’s successful spinoff content that helps with Hazbin’s drought seasons and vice-versa.
>>80685296when helluva gets a new episode helluva posting will go up
Keno is in the hazcord. Please notify admins.
>>80685296We're gonna need Helluva to hold on until HH season 3 gets released
>>80685321Heaven slop is only good when it focuses on girls. Like Lute or Emily. Even Sera.
>>80685113Not quite, but I would racemix with him and only him.>>80685160The fuck?
>>80685388Emily and Sera sure. Lute can go die in a hole, though.
>>80685403Lute's hot, I love all women and always will.
>>80685403Why
>>80685393BLEACH THE 1/4TH NIGGER OUT OF HIM!!!
>>80685403Abel...
>>80685393It's not that deep mills I just felt like pissing a random chalastorfag off.
>>80685293A lot of the activity around us is weird stupid spiritual shenanigans that would be a total wonder land for those that believe, considered insane by normies and bastards, but boring and mundane to me.
>>80685424That 1/4 is doing some heavy lifting, boy wouldn’t even pass the paper bag test
>>80685442HE HAS A GOOD TAN
>>80685438Matpat replying out of no where. I feel honored to speak to the one true male schizo himself
>>80685293** over vox torturing Alastor and Viv was responsible somehowDaaaaaamn I went full pajeet nigger level on that.
>Matpat doesn't even know I'm hereThat's how I know his god tells him nothing
>>806854241/8th passes for white more often than not. Odds are we'd have a very light skinned kid with curly hair and euro features, especially since he already has them. >>80685433I'm half asleep so I just saw Chaggie and got confused lol.
>>80685509NTA but I don’t think we know how black he actually is because Viv de-canonized almost everything except the pilot and the show itself. The kid could be anywhere from an eighth to a quarter black
>>80685509It's good, don't worry none. Just felt like being a smug dickhead for a moment.
Speaking of weird spiritual shenanigans I've made contact with an entity, or rather she made contact with me, and the past few nights I've had dreams involving herThe spiritual world is real bros
>>80685458I’m not actually a schizo. That’s the reality as described by the Bible. God just makes it seem a lot more grand sounding by saying it’s a constant war. I tend to avoid many problems by not associating with hunted houses, whores, mind altering substances, etc. Things you expect a cute boy to do.
>Lilith storyline goes nowhere >Lute storyline gets cucked >we get a triple heaping of a dimeless vox storyline instead And fuck we are getting more voxwank next season
>>80685594> hunted housesHaunted houses.I hate making this kind of wild mistake.
>>80685594Protties are barely christian, american protties especially
>>80685594>I'm not a schizo>Is in contact with angels to smite people irlLolcow
>>80685594>I'm not a schizoI choked on my soda laughing thanks matpat
