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Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80675906

OP Template
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template/

/hhg/ website:
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/

>Hazbin Hotel
Hazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.

Hazbin Hotel Pilot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0

>Helluva Boss
Follow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

Helluva Boss Pilot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4

Episode playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-S

Official website:
https://www.hazbinhotel.com/

Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads
[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/

Previous threads:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread

/hhg/ Cytube channel:
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect/

/hhg/ Season 2 leaks:
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks

/hhg/ booru (a little dead):
https://hhg.booru.org/

Psyanon fanfic recordings:
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/

/hhg/ fics:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0
https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1
https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
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Who should meat deliver to next and what
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Love our cult leader TV husband
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>>80683496
Meat should deliver Pineapple Pizza to Angel Dust
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>>80683496
Deliver Arackniss to Valentino. Valentino needs another sexy spider
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Deer butt belongs on TV face
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>>80683496
Deliver a horsecock dildo to Striker.
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new pead deer outfit idea
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>>80683496
Lute towering over Adam as a giantess with a big ass and tits. Saying "I'm heaven's mightiest warrior!"
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meat delivers nothing, he just sits around slapping his tummy
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>>80683541
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Rape ALL televisions!
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>>80683496
Draw Velvette with a hyper ass and tits.
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>We're going to Loo Loo Land!
>Loo Loo Land!
>Loo Loo Land?
>SHUT THE BLOODY FUCK UP!
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Torture Angel by letting Val fuck his sister
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Squirrel
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LOO LOO LAAAAANNNNNDDDDDD
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Nothing is actually happening.
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>>80683665
Sums up most of my enemies
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>>80683540
big ol buck
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>>80683655
How do we stop Alastor?
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Imagine if Husk won...
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Sunyata.
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>>80683718
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THEM
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It’s a surprise to me that most people never grow up at all.
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Moth should make the tv his bitch as a punishment for the events of season 2
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Will Loona get a BF?
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>>80683737
Lilli's a big girl.
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>>80683707
When you distort the characters to this extent it just stops becoming fanart and becomes its own AU fanfic slop
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He is undefeated.
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>>80683787
She’s fine as fuck
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>>80683774
He will pimp Vox out to sinner and hellborn men.
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>>80683855
Agreed.
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>>80683895
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>>80683895
I didn’t know Alastor liked black chicks
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>>80683905
this but with vox alastor and angel dust
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Fatfags should be beaten to death with really big hammers to deal damage though all the blubber
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I love Charlie.
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uoooooo
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>>80683742
I like you better when you avatarfag as Zestial i don’t want to be associated with you and i don’t want you to taint Abel’s image
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I DESPISE Charlie
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>>80683950
Made for tongue cleaning
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>>80683920
Men like women that remind them of their moms
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>>80683809
Meant for >>80683707
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>>80683937
I don't pull out.
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>>80683971
Radioapple shippers…
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>>80683807
>own AU fanfic slop
So Hazbin Hotel?
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>>80684104
Ignore them it’s just the salty bitch who contributes nothing to the thread but complaining
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>>80683950
HOOF
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Charlie's Angels should become a band.
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>>80684086
I thought that it was Lilith the one they hated
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>>80684104
It’s the same girl that used to harass drawfags back during season 1.
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>>80684165
Did you miss the art with 20k likes of Alastor calling Charlie a “spoiled princess who only cares about herself” while he cradles an injured Lucifer?
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>Geez anon, i-i don't undestand why i'm not losing weight at alllll
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Hey hey hey
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>>80683950
They're so dainty and cute...
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>>80684202
It's Fat Alastor!
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>>80683969
I’m the SFW Abel fan.
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>>80684146
>remembers that old greentext about Adam having Charlie, Lute, and Vaggie as a harem with many fankids
Now I'm sad. This general used to be wholesome
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>>80684146
Coalette made >>80684227 and another fic where Adam has a rock band with them in it.
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>>80684277
Vox isn't a creep
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>>80684292
But he's sexier as a creep
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>>80684271
shipping them to Detroit
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Why did you stop ze jazz muuuusik?
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>>80684300
>NO!
>NOT DETROIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJy38HNjMU
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Can’t have shit in Detroit
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>>80684304
Roonigger speak
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>>80684277
>Real Vox fans acknowledge the fact that he's a massive fucking creep
And it's sexy as fuck
The fantasies I have that involve Vox being a voyeur and and getting me involved as a power play are limitless
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how stinky is adam?
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>>80684402
He reeks so bad paint peels off the walls when he walks into a room
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>>80684277
how was vox a creep?
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NOOO DON'T RAPE ME! I HAVE SOMEONE I LOVE!
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I spent all that time earlier trying to explain to this gen why vox is a creep and now people are asking again kek 4chan is hopeless
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>>80684469
Adam trapped in the basement....
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Vox is a creep
He’s a weirdo
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>>80683807
Kys scatspammer
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>>80684491
Vox might be a creep but alastor is a loser with no redeeming qualities and wants to kill everyone.
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>>80684491
Their minds are thick and gloopy. You can’t change most minds here besides for people who are open to.
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>>80684437
Asking your friend on a date is literally rape according to some women in this general apparently.
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>>80684582
Most women here are just hairy ugly white and black men larping as women here so it's alright.
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>>80684573
>Their minds are thick and gloopy.
Hot! What hypno will do that to me? Can Vox’s hypnoeyes make my mind gloop too?
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>>80684491
You also said you think that someone asking their friend on a date is creepy behavior and you would cut all contact with any friend who asked you out even politely so I think you may have massive social issues and be insane.
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>>80684491
I think people forget about him masturbating to Val's shenanigans
He watches everything and he gets off on seeing others suffer, he's a total sadist
The creep factor exists separate of Alastor
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>>80684240
i thought write did the greentext?
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>>80684574
meat should draw pery like this
>>80683496
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The majority of sinners and overlords fear Zestial. Even Alastor fears Zestial. And Vox doesn’t.
In the flashback, when Vox and Baxter make their deal, Zestial was string on top of Baxter’s creation.

The main Vox and Zestial are deeply connected together. And if Vox is too infamous and unpopular to be a normal overlord, he could follow after Zestial.
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I fucking wish Vox was a creep
The man literally got a boner when Alastor called him his friend
He's too pure
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Bitch you said anyone asking someone they are friends with on a date is creep behavior and harassment and that everyone should meet their romantic partners through hookups on tinder only. I can’t take you seriously when you deranged
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>>80684617
Gloop means sticky and thick. It’s a word choice meant to say they’re unchanging.
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>this again
shut the fuck up already, don't bring this shit up in a new thread
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>>80684692
Mnnhh… my mind is sticky and thicc… *hypno swirly eyes spin really fast*
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>>80684704
Bringing up old dramas is a tradition for the residence of whiny drama queens.
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>>80684648
He wrote grill verse stuff too I think
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>>80684704
>>80684717
Says the guy that probably brought up said drama.
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Great General of Justice and Might.
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>>80684752
I shit in your mouth
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>>80684773
You are my toilet.
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>>80684584
who would top?
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>>80684844
Me
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my bf abel!
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My gf Velvette!
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>>80684842
Says the toilet
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It wasn't that hard for Vox to not be a sexually abrasive creep towards Alastor but here we are.
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How come Vox gets to have a well developed arc throughout the entire series but other characters like Vaggi and Lute get absolutely nothing?
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This place is a fucking mental hospital that posts Hazbin Hotel characters you are all insane.
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>>80684959
viv doesn't care for women because they're not gay twinks
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>>80684959
Because Vox is a male character and those two are women and I say this as a tvfag. Shit sucks but no one on the crew really seems to care about the women.
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>>80684959
Smiles brainwashed Viv into liking Vox and the Vees.
https://files.catbox.moe/gigm1z.mp4
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>>80684971
Yet it's still the best Helluva Hazbin general on the internet and everyone here is my fren.
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>>80684959
>How come the male character gets to be well written but the female ones don't in the fujo show?
Jeez anon, you tell me
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>>80684971
It's the worst general on /trash/ next to Jewish sanctioned blacked threads.
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>>80684941
Exactly. Was saying this earlier and then everybody interpreted it as an attack against gays when I was literally only attacking Vox for not controlling his weird friend boner
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I'm leavin' behind all of the cares that I've been overthinkin'
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>>80685073
I want human Alastor to black me. Or brown me whatever
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>>80685038
Everyone here is fren cept kikerat and rooschizo. Heil Stella!
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>>80685093
Millie...
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>>80685001
Not to suck Viv’s dick or anything, but I kind of get it. As a writer I’m always more drawn towards writing male characters because that’s who I’m attracted to and who inspires me. I have nothing against women, but I tend to not do my best work if I have to focus too much on them.
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>>80685113
CHAGGIE WON
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>>80685160
>Chaggie out of nowhere
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>>80685171
I wanted to say it because your reply just like you did now seethin' about chalastor not being canon anon. I remember when every alasister was shitting on that ship saying chalastor was canon and that shit aged like milk.
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>>80684674
Alastor is lucky that Vox just wants to hold hands and maybe kiss a little, otherwise he would've been raped to oblivion and Vox would've won.
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Alastor walking around with fat tits and a fat ass, making all the overlords' heads turn
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>>80685204
I remember when alaschizo actually lost incredibly hard against the chaggiefag. That dude won so hard.
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>>80685213
Black on black crime...
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>>80685228
Nuggs you gay as fuck nigga.
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Do chaggiefags have to make everything about themselves?
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>>80685147
FujoVivzie...
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>>80685257
Please proceed to spam merch sales and polls and burn the thread down for 250 posts because nobody cares and it only proves our point. I remember you cut yourself saying Viv had blood on her hands. No not Millie, but there was a random chick that slashed herself over box torturing Viv. Her long ass hair was reflecting in the blood drops. Shit was psychotic lol touch grass it's a cartoon. Millie and other femanons cut and make cute doodles with their blood. This one lady was fully unhinged.
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is there anyone who still gives a shit about helluva out there
they should just cancel it to focus entirely on hazbin
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>>80684971
I usually see a lot sane people go off the rocker for good after they get into gooning. And that goes for a lot of anons here.
I heard from the RWBY community that they’ve used to be more sane before they got banned to Trash.
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>>80685295
Cute
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>>80685295
cute veteran cat!
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>>80685296
I stopped giving a shit about that show the second season 2 dropped and ruined Stella.
>>80685293
The alaschizo still lurks but her power has far receded.
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>>80685296
I just like Stella and the other girls. My enjoyment of Helluva is practically masochistic at this point.

Only reason I liked Hazbin season 2 is cause of Velvette + focus on the Vee instead of heavenslop. Season one was insufferable.
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>>80685296
It’s successful spinoff content that helps with Hazbin’s drought seasons and vice-versa.
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>>80685296
when helluva gets a new episode helluva posting will go up
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Keno is in the hazcord. Please notify admins.
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>>80685296
We're gonna need Helluva to hold on until HH season 3 gets released
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>>80685321
Heaven slop is only good when it focuses on girls. Like Lute or Emily. Even Sera.
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>>80685113
Not quite, but I would racemix with him and only him.
>>80685160
The fuck?
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>>80685388
Emily and Sera sure. Lute can go die in a hole, though.
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>>80685403
Lute's hot, I love all women and always will.
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>>80685403
Why
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>>80685393
BLEACH THE 1/4TH NIGGER OUT OF HIM!!!
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>>80685403
Abel...
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>>80685393
It's not that deep mills I just felt like pissing a random chalastorfag off.
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>>80685293
A lot of the activity around us is weird stupid spiritual shenanigans that would be a total wonder land for those that believe, considered insane by normies and bastards, but boring and mundane to me.
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>>80685424
That 1/4 is doing some heavy lifting, boy wouldn’t even pass the paper bag test
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>>80685442
HE HAS A GOOD TAN
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>>80685438
Matpat replying out of no where. I feel honored to speak to the one true male schizo himself
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>>80685293
** over vox torturing Alastor and Viv was responsible somehow
Daaaaaamn I went full pajeet nigger level on that.
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>Matpat doesn't even know I'm here
That's how I know his god tells him nothing
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>>80685424
1/8th passes for white more often than not. Odds are we'd have a very light skinned kid with curly hair and euro features, especially since he already has them.
>>80685433
I'm half asleep so I just saw Chaggie and got confused lol.
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>>80685509
NTA but I don’t think we know how black he actually is because Viv de-canonized almost everything except the pilot and the show itself. The kid could be anywhere from an eighth to a quarter black
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>>80685509
It's good, don't worry none. Just felt like being a smug dickhead for a moment.
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Speaking of weird spiritual shenanigans I've made contact with an entity, or rather she made contact with me, and the past few nights I've had dreams involving her
The spiritual world is real bros
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>>80685458
I’m not actually a schizo.
That’s the reality as described by the Bible. God just makes it seem a lot more grand sounding by saying it’s a constant war.
I tend to avoid many problems by not associating with hunted houses, whores, mind altering substances, etc. Things you expect a cute boy to do.
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>Lilith storyline goes nowhere
>Lute storyline gets cucked
>we get a triple heaping of a dimeless vox storyline instead
And fuck we are getting more voxwank next season
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>>80685594
> hunted houses
Haunted houses.
I hate making this kind of wild mistake.
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>>80685594
Protties are barely christian, american protties especially
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>>80685594
>I'm not a schizo
>Is in contact with angels to smite people irl
Lolcow
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>I'm not a schizo
I choked on my soda laughing thanks matpat
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>>80685160
>CHAGGIE WON
BASED BASED BASED
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>>80685563
Old canon would have put Al at 1/4th or less black, which is what I go off of (mixed mother, white father). However, Viv is a fickle creature. I guess it wouldn't matter that much to me, I'd love Alastor, so I'd love our children no matter how they ended up. My entire family would consider me dead to them though, ha.
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which is worse: mormons or protties?
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>>80685621
Never was interested in the demonization business. The deception, drama, and fighting there is insane.
I hear the most informative pastors in them say those horrible jokes about husbands and wives hating each other and expecting me to laugh about it. It feels like very few things have genuine love in them anymore.
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>>80685594
>I'm not a schizo
>I'm a cute boy
Matpat, I...
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>>80685714
meat should have known better...
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>>80685606
Lilith storyline is going somewhere, just be patient. Vox is far more interesting than Lute though.
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How likely is it that Viv will make Radioapple canon?
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>>80685714
So is nobody gonna eat that?
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>>80685714
>sucks meats brain out with a straw
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>>80685681
That’s fair, I guess I just assumed he was half and half based on pre-conceptions of what that looks like. My ex boyfriend had a European father and West African mother and was basically a dead ringer for human Alastor. Always thought we’d make some cute kids, that combo usually does.
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>>80685633
Angels do smite people. Harold mocked God for a long time and beheaded Bapist John, and an angel killed him in the book of Acts, after Jesus died.

The case with Heartleg is a scenario I tried to warn him about many times over, he did it anyways, and left himself into an entire sea of issues.

Whatever was happening in that guy’s life must’ve been tied to an angel demanding that kind of sadistic punishment. Jesus talked about angels doing those kinds of demands to his father in heaven and mentioned it as a warning.
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>>80685805
Didn't read. You're a resource sink on your family and live off welfare. Kill yourself please.
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>>80685831
gn!
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>>80685814
I laughed my fucking ass off when writefag basically rug pulled him and exposed him as a fucking retard in front of the general a month ago. He basically dropped the bomb nobody liked him in cytube. I am so vindicated.
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>>80685688
Prots. As a Catholic I get more shit from prots than from all other religions and atheists combined. Evangelicals and radical prots are a blight on American society
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>>80685856
Link or screenshots?
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>>80685886
Gimme about 5 minutes I'll link the desu thread. You'll have to scroll around in it but matpat went nuclear.
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>>80685723
Matpat was a joke name I picked because I wanted the punchline happen when my Hazbin theories are right (which might be season 3), and co would be randomly filled with “Matpat was right” posts.

It’s a complete troll set up.
However, season 2 makes it too clear I’m right and given too much information to lose a ton of that intrigue. It feels like the surprise is only for people that aren’t really paying attention or interested in the actual canon of the show at all.
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>>80685886
>>80685896
Here it is. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79153375/#79153485 I think this was write's final post. But he basically called him a mentally ill retard. Anyways so was matpat actually the Abelschizo that claimed to be a femanon? Someone explain this to me.
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>>80685788
People who are first generation mixed and have European facial features are like unicorns. Not unheard of, but very rare. I've lived around Creole people my whole life, and you usually don't see European noses or big loose curls until 1/4th to 1/8th admixture. Sounds like your ex got very lucky in the genetic lottery. I'm very fair, very blonde, light eyes and all of that. I imagine any child I had with Al would look similar to someone from Southern France. Lots of people with French ancestry around here are dark. I'm 100% white on a DNA test, but my grandfather was as brown skinned as Al for example.
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>>80685938
Holy based, thank you
Hope Write is doing well
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>>80685926
You're a walking punchline alright that's for sure.
>>80685938
Wait abelschizo was matpat? Someone tell me now! I want to fucking know because this faggot loves larping and samefagging. He's a mess and it's funny.
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>>80685950
HERE IS THE MAIN THREAD. I sent the post write made on the next thread that further pissed matpat off
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79143947/#79153248
Writefag made plenty of good bants that night. Matpat didn't recover at all. Also I'm sure writefag is fine!
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>>80685509
>>80685681
He's so cute with the curly hair
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>>80685295
Thank you, Lamb!
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Kikerat was Abelschizo? I've been gone for a month, quick rundown.
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>>80685938
>>80685963
>abelschizo is matpat

This is old news. A radiostaticsister recognized his artstyle on abelschizos twitter a few days ago and called him out then he started replying as Matpat again.
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>>80685345
Us helluvachads will rise up...
>>80685352
The /hhg/ 'cord?
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>>80686028
Link the thread please. I guess some of us missed it. Don't keep us in the dark we wanna see it.
>He had a twitter where he larped as a girl
Can't make this shit up
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>>80686028
What's his twt? I didn't even know he had one
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>>80686043
No the actual hazcord where 50000 users are at. The mods ban for shit like posting in places like this. I just dunno if the admins will say I reported him or not so I don't wanna risk it.
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>>80686000
He really is. They look so silky, I need to learn his routine because mine is unruly as all hell.
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Marry Alastor Plow alastor kiss Alastor impregnate Alastor start a family with Alastor.
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>>80686028
>Old news
>Archive says 3 days ago
That's not old news yet babe
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I'm horny so i will now remind everyone of the thread where anons posted their tummies.
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>>80686043
How is the /hhg/cord looking these days?
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>>80686100
It's deleted you retard.
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>>80686064
>banning for where you post
Kek? That's retarded as fuck. Who wants to be part of a discord that monitors what you do on other websites? Weird.
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>>80686112
Most people and I mean 80% of human beings shriek at racism and shit. Nobody here would be accepted into the broader fandom. I just hate keno. I might have the same views as him but it's funny to kick the fat ass
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>>80685940
Yeah genetics are funny like that. I distinctly remember him having a nose similar to his father’s, but lips and cheek bones similar to his mother’s. Very nice curls as well. I generally prefer traditionally black facial features over white ones, but he made it work and so does Al. I’m not sure if percentage would have matter much to Alastor because he’d have to deal with Jim Crow either way. Apparently it wasn’t as bad in NOLA as in some other places but it surely wasn’t fun
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>>80686028
Link the thread or it never happened. You cannot say shit like this and not supply proof. Because when I see you posting again I'll bring it right back up. Proof, substantiate it now.
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>>80686136
Most the people here aren't even racist though it's just some baiters who like to start shit
But yeah I get it all of 4chan is /pol/ to normies
You're still an asshole lol
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>>80686084
So true
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>>80686159
NTA but I think this is it https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80567542/#80569698
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>>80686194
>the twitter account got nuked
Suspicious
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>>80683496
Deliver a shirt to Husk!
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>>80686177
>Most people here aren't racist
Anon, I...
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>>80686177
I hate blacks and probably contributed more to the threads than you.
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>>80686177
kek
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>>80686177
>Racists are just baiters
Millieanon is a genuine fucking racist and she's based for it, writefag is a fucking racist and he's based for it, meat is racist against polish people's. Do I need to bust out the old chart of how almost every celebrity endorses hitler to an extent? Take your faggot nigger behavior elsewhere, heil hitler fuck Velvette over a pile of dead Jews.
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>>80686064
Probably not.
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>>80686253
>meat is racist against polish
wah :(
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>>80686177
Kek you're such a newfag it hurts.
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>>80686212
cute!
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>>80686225
No it's up just that post was deleted
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>>80686157
I'm sort of the opposite since I prefer European facial features, but I also prefer darker tanned skin and curly hair, so Alastor hits that sweet spot. Though for me attraction is largely aesthetic since I'm asexual, as long as I'm happy with the person the sexual attraction will manifest eventually. My husband is a fair skinned blonde with blue eyes and I find him lovely after years together. With Jim Crow it was kind of funny in the sense that Creoles were racially classed as black, but many were resentful of that fact. Historically they'd always been a class unto themselves.
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>>80686276
Nuggs you know poles are parasites that murdered slavs and Germans when they shouldn't of and served Jews happily in ww2 as agents of Rothschild. Don't post that Jewish propaganda image with the Japs being mad at Germany because that's not real. Poles are good people but have had a hankering for serving people that want to genocide them, just like their masters now.
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Meat how do you respond to pol pot aka final boss of communism
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I don’t like Hazbin Hotel, I just wanna fuck Angel Dust in the ass.
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>>80686283
which hazbins
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>>80686332
Reminds me of that guy who doesn't like Helluva Boss, he only wants to fuck Moxxie in the ass
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KING ASS RIPPER RIGHT HERE
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>>80686337
Charlie and Adam
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Drawings will continue after work slows down

>>80686328
I think he had no inkling of communism or what it would mean and only had a bastard version of anti intelligentsia and romanticized rural farmers larp vision, which when applied to a country, results in a collapse
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>>80686349
I miss the king... glad he's making money atleast
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>>80686343
I don’t watch Helluva Boss either, but I’d fuck Stolas in the ass too. I think the fags in these shows are hot and I wanna fuck ‘em in the ass, as previously established.
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>>80686313
The jew fears the samurai tho
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>>80686372
I think the majority of the characters are attractive, unlucky for everyone else that they can't see it
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>>80686383
I have blown a disturbing amount of loads to Sir Pentious’ human form.
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>>80686332
Based t b h.
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>>80686411
I don't want to think about my raw statistics
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>>80686332
>just wanna fuck Angel Dust
He's hideous though.
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Alastor has always been more androgynous and fuckable than spider
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>>80686301
>My husband is a fair skinned blonde with blue eyes and I find him lovely after years together.
Wholesome
>Creoles were racially classed as black, but many were resentful of that fact.
I guess that kind of checks out, I don’t know much about Creole or Cajun people (I never even met one until I traveled to Louisiana to visit friends and realized how many there actually are), but I do know that light skinned blacks of the time often viewed themselves as superior to darker skinned ones. American racial categories are weird.
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>>80686377
Jews do but the Japs didn't stop assisting the Germans for their righteous invasion of Poland.
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I jerked off to cuntboy again

What am I doing with my life
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>>80686412
I know very little about his character, but every time I see him I get incredibly horny and wanna rearrange his guts with my dick.
>>80686429
Many loads have been spilled.
>>80686434
To be fair, I’d fuck nearly all the characters. In the ass. I’m pretty sure they’d all enjoy it, I don’t know.
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>>80686359
I think he just did it all for the lulz. In all truthfulness.
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>>80686462
Evil meat...
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>>80686463
I've never done a waifu/husbando chart because I realized I would want to but a hundred characters and that defeats the entire purpose. I just like everything too much
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>>80686253
Impressive post, very based.
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>>80686463
>I know very little about his character
If you actually watched you'd see why nobody cares about him anymore outside of Huskerdust shippers. Shit character, shit design, failed fujobait.
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>>80686481
Write?!
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>>80686460
Deer out here getting Mona Lisa quality lewds
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>>80686313
>that murdered slavs and Germans when they shouldn't
Didn’t the Germans do that a lot too? Like with the germs doing some crusading against Slavic pagans. Or the 30 years war, or the Germanization campaigns of polish areas pre ww1. The Germans cooperated with the Jews a lot, every nation is guilty of it. Back on topic, what would you do first with your favorite hazbin character if you had a day with them?
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>>80686481
I never regret making that image for you. To this day it's a peak contribution.
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>>80686473
I feel that on a spiritual level, Anon.
>>80686485
I don’t know much of anything about the shows, besides the fact that most characters are wasted and just replaced essentially.
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>>80686511
25 DOLLARYDOOS?!
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>>80686507
>what would you do first with your favorite hazbin character if you had a day with them?
Play with his ears
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>>80686502
He is just that pretty
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>>80686507
>Germans before ww2
The kaiser was a christcuck who cares. Thulean black sun belief came back and saved Europe. Poles raped and murdered Germans on land unrightfully given to them after ww1 and wanted to serve Jews in ww2. They fought on the wrong side of history brother.
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>I don’t know much of anything about the shows
How new are you?
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I must sleep. Goodnight /hhg/.

>>80686444
Creoles didn't really consider themselves black, they'd refer to themselves as colored at best. When the one drop rule became law they were suddenly thrust into a situation where they were equal to people that they viewed as lesser. Nowadays they're fine with identifying as black, but in Al's day there was a lot of tension. Which is why I find it funny when people act like he would have been super anti racist. Odds are he had Confederate grandfathers, so looking at his life and projecting modern racial ideas/feelings is a little silly. He probably only cared about racism when it negatively affected him.
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>>80686530
I’ve seen maybe a handful of clips and everything else has just been porn.
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>>80686550
I mean how new are you to the general? Don't mean it derogatorily btw, just wondering
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>>80686481
Write, I still remembered when you were feeling down and was there when you were breaking down. And I never once mocked you for it.

These people are not worth it.
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What exactly did Stella do wrong?
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That butthole artist needs to finish the deer and moth butthole pic they've been working on, I need to goon.
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>>80686587
Nothing.
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>>80686569
>>80686592
who's the artist again? my dumbass keeps forgetting
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>>80686587
Nothing. She was ruined by Viv.
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>>80686569
Oh, first time in the general.
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>>80686529
I like a lot of the German leaders, however most of them since Fridericus Rex had massive hate boners for poles, you can’t exactly expect poles to want to ally with a country with a tract record like that.
>wrong side of history
I suppose the poles should have let Vienna fall to the Muslims then? Let’s get back on topic. Why does hazbin hell in the show seem so small?
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votv is so much fun i love you hhg
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>>80686587
she was in the way of the gay ship
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>>80686521
Cute! I dunno if he would like it if it’s his first time meeting you tho…
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>>80686655
husk...
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>>80686592
New deer hole pic? Can I see?
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>>80686619
The poles helped the Austrians? You mean the fact they were ruled over and were told to do so? Lol?
>Posts Jewish propaganda snippet from wikipedia
Poles served the Jews in ww2. Anyone fighting against hitler was an enemy of mankind. You fought on the wrong side of history. You thought you could genocide Germans because Jews gave you land. No we aren't staying on topic. I rather argue about this m8. Hazbin hotel discussion is for people that aren't blind to the fuck up of the Polish leadership in ww2.
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You mean track record.
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>>80686619
Poles serve Jews RN and they're being ethnically replaced by niggers and Muslims in their country lol. But they rather server the Jews than help Russia. You guys would die for NATO when they want you replaced faster than the reds did.
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>>80686587
I want to like Stella more, but I'm bothered enough by the Stolas rape/domestic abuse and people undermining it's seriousness to sour



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