Damn that Nick and her amazing rack

>>80696957
>"You got games on your phone?"

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>>80696976
Fang...

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>>80696939
Better version.

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This is literally the worst thing ever dude my pals from r/childfree said that having more than one crotch goblin is a sign of fascism and and act of eco terrorism

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writeranon. Post reqs get texts.
Wheelin, 30 minutes. One or two today.
What's your go-to fast food place?

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>>80697055
nice try, cynthia! wont fall for that one this time!

>>80697055
Nova taking teen Nick to the mall for some family fun

>>80697055
Hello, WA. Mannequin, a place specializing in pancakes.

As always, I request your take on E1 Anon/E4 Mia. Something positive to brighten up the day.

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>>80697055
Melissa introducing Greene to her mom and Naomi trying her best to be supportive of her daughter but she can tell her mom doesn't really approve of her choice in men.
>What's your go-to fast food place?
McDonald's. It's comfort food.

>>80696930
ok if you say so.

https://rentry.co/xpzq3hrx

this is a sci-fi horror one shot I never got around to finishing but I do intend to finish soon so if any of (you) guys can tell me what you think it'd be neat

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>>80697071
'Tis actually me.

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>>80697055
>What's your go-to fast food place?
McDonald's, it's the best value fast food place in my area right now.

Jack and Maria surprisingly hit it off during soccer practice, the two found out the other isn't so bad.

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>>80697095
>your take on E1 Anon/E4 M—

>>80697037
Call me the unabomber and hitler then

>>80697055
Damn I remember how writing/art reqs get like tens of replies in under a minute
Now it's barely even 5
Oh how this general has fallen off

>>80697121
trying too hard

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>>80697055
>Burger king
Pls continue that Nasser X nona greentext pls

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>>80697121
>ZOMG guys!!!
>Member when bajillion requests!!!

>>80697121
Sometimes I think stupid niggers like (You) should see what would actually happen to this general if someone like Pyrocynical played Wani. Activity would go way up but quality would plummet through the floor.

>>80697055
Fang eating a burger
Steak and Shake, and if I’m feeling luxurious, Hungry Howies

>>80697055
Anon goes fishing with the ptwins. Ages up to you. Despite his best efforts and hopes, things break down almost as soon as they get there. Amber tries to eat the bait, Greene consistently tries to stray into the woods, just to name a few examples. Ends with a nice catch and some weird form of bonding accomplished.

>>80697055
Pizza hut
Inco Victoria Chicken Date

>>80697162
Because what we have currently equates to high quality. Just because you're used to it doesn't make it good.

>>80697055
Oh fuck! Uh uh uh, FANG having SEX!

>>80697214
Yeah because we really need a flood of low quality posts, threads that last three hours, and constant shitflinging. You're a retard.

>>80697162
>if someone like Pyrocynical played Wani
Bet he'd be a Nicker

>>80697269
he'd be into wall stella

>>80697258
People used to fedpost hard here at some point kek.

>>80697269
It's either Olivia or Wall Stella anon.

>>80697269
He's an inflationfag. He'd love anyone who attracts the gigafat stuff. So Fang and Olivia and possibly Stella.

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>>80697055
In-an-out burger is a nice treat for me personally. Could I get some Amber/Jack kino?

>>80697289
>Fang
>gigafat
She's like the scrawniest character Anon

>>80697289
the pyro/warsmith colab stream...

>>80697281
>>80697287
>>80697289
He'd be a Nicker because he's fucking insufferable

>>80697300
who taught him that

I did not save that to my gooning folder

>>80697337
Whilst you are correct there's more hyper fat Fang out there than any of the other characters. I couldn't tell you why, I merely present the facts.

>>80697337
Skinny characters attract inflationfags because they want to see them go from thin to sphere.

>>80697356
Who taught her that*

Nick is not present in games. Pyro wouldnt even know about the character

>>80697360
>Whilst you are correct there's more hyper fat Fang out there than any of the other characters
Probably because she's the main girl and has double the art of most other characters

>>80697010
agreed

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>>80697385
oh I thought that was greene, my bad

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It's fucking over for Fang.

>>80697387
He'd find out

>>80697055
fast food? love A&W as a treat
I humbly request the horrors John Eric and Maggie face at taco shells, could be a specific event or just how he manages the chaos

>>80697110
Here's the notes I took when reading your work, anon:
Just one guy? No specific explanation for why except 'suits said so'?
>To the back of the ship houses the cryogenic pods for wounded personnel as the ship doesn't have on board medical facilities.
Why would it have more than one pod if only one person was ever going to be on it? Isn't that contradictory to what this story's 'suits' want?
If the ship is designed for crews, then why are they only sending one guy out? That just seems stupid.

>that's where you enter, that's where you exit simple as.
Should add more to this instead of just 'enter/exit'. Since it's horror you should add that it's the *only* way in and out of the spaceship and expand on that.

Also helpful for you would be to get a grammar checker; it really goes a long way with writing. For me, I use LanguageTool, but anything else probably works just as fine, too.
I suggest this so you don't get mistakes like
>Personally bedding
>a guitar, some random miscellaneous stuff, (add an 'and' after the comma in this one)
Would also help with adding commas to places where there should be one, like
>I'm going to be in it for the long haul it seems so better get settled in nice and enjoy the peace and quiet. Isn't every day that I get to be paid for being lazy.

A bit of a pet peeve is this line contradicting a previous line:
>It's too sanitized and clean looking, (MC referring to the rest of the ship in the cockpit)
The previous line:
>take a shower in the crew quarters to get the grease and grime of the maintenance vents off of me
How could the ship be 'too sanitized' and 'clean looking' if the vents are dirty enough to have visible grease and grime?

And lastly, how was this guy able to understand ASCII and binary? It sure as hell wasn't said before in the story, it feels kind of a reach now. Could've added some other type of code that wouldn't require such knowledge.

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>>80697428
She shall be cucked

>>80697428
>>80697464
Samantha's going to find a REAL man to take care of her, because Ripley's a no-good, wife-whacker
(thats unironically canon btw)

>>80697428
Samantha ate Nova....

>>80697464
She'd join in. Amber from Fang, Greene from Sam.

Who?

>>80697484
Stole her essence.

>>80697480
Listen here you little bitch, Sam deserved it. Ripley was simply demonstrating his righteous fury to Sam as a REAL RED BLOODED AMERICAN! Not that you'd know anything about that, libcuck.

>>80697498
Flat Noba........

i still can not believe they made ripley a fucking abuser like what does that even add to the story???? all it does is make shit more edgy

>>80697528
Would be cute.

>>80697535
>i still can not believe they made ripley a fucking abuser
They didn't. He pushes Sam when he's at the end of his ropes, regrets it immediately, leaves the house and is so stressed out about it he crashes his car.
Even Anon calls him whipped in the main game.

>>80697314
that stare she gives her son during estrus while inco is away

>>80697110
Could've done something more with the 'logbook' stuff, like have the MC use that more to pay attention to the time or something
Could also make him write down insane shit to show the readers that he's losing his mind instead of just making him write paragraphs of coherent speech

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>>80697089
Give me a minute to get some water then it's angsty teen and overworked mother duo time.

>>80697574
>he crashes his car
Stolen from Gay Penises btw.

>>80697574
>They didn't.
it seems you haven't seen the recent news, anon

>>80697598
Que?

>>80697591
Hell yeah

Snoot and Wani but saurians are an all female species who can reproduce bisexually

NICK WON

>>80697592
I'll have to read that one eventually.

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>>80697591
Neat.

>>80697608
>Que?
TLDR They canonized a mod where Ripley's an abuser
>https://snootgame.xyz/en/lssdownload.html

>>80697619
this but it's the males instead so I can knock up Reed

>>80697645
Trent Soup
My favourite

>>80697650
Anon, what I wrote in >>80697574 is exactly what happens in the mod. He pushes her. That's it.

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Take responsibility for your child, anon.

LSS is bad because it's inaccurate. It should have been Samantha beating Ripley instead.

>>80697463
I'll try to integrate the feedback once I get back home and can sit at my pc

>>80697579
that was the plan but I ended up dropping it at the "peak" so to speak where the weird stuff only just started to happen, so he's still sane but only starting to notice weird shit and getting paranoid

>>80697686
>LSS is bad because it's inaccurate.

All the routes are completely inconsistent with one another, to be fair.

Fang is really showing off her mental illness in E1 and E3, just to give the most obvious example.

Marcin please...

>>80697726
you have to play with legos still to not see that the post is a joke

>>80697764
I know it's a joke, it's just a good overall observation.

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Fat juicy tail

>>80697779
it isn't and you're just coping

>>80697793
No, you're just obsessed.

>>80697779
>u-uh ackstually i knew it was a joke! i just engaged honestly for the lols!
Reddit is more your speed.

>>80697804
not even how that word works

>>80697807
I wouldn't know, you're the expert.

Tardlivia incest sexo...

>>80697089
>One last toss of my hair to try to get it to set right. Not like anyone gives a rat's ass about what I look like but I can at least be presentable.
>And no matter what I do I'm not going to please the little snot sitting in the living room.
>I sigh for a second, recounting her extended sigh when I told her we're going out to the mall.
>It's the mall, it's supposed to be fun. Hell, we can even just be regular old mall rats.
>I bat the argument out of my head and straighten up. Can't force fun, but I can sure try.
>Just as I left her, Nick glances up to me from her phone as she lazily stretches across the living room couch. Asking without speaking if I'm really going to force her into hanging out with me.
>She rolls her eyes as I fold my arms, sighing audibly but rising to march out front without me having to force her. It stings. Was I this bad at her age?
>The question hangs over me while I follow the grumpy girl out while we load into the van. Nick's baggy clothes threatening to catch on everything she walks by.
>I start to open my mouth to lecture her about wearing the actual fitting clothes I buy her but decide it's not worth it. Let's just have a good day. It's been way too long since the two of us have had one of those.
>I drop into a more chipper mood as I repeat the phrase to myself, turning to see Nick looking at the radio. A flash of joy hits me.
>"Your pick."
>Nick changes her seating position slightly as she settles and glances between me and the radio, considering for a moment as I buckle in.
>It's not a long process before she starts seeking through the presets, giving a few seconds of listen to each song before stopping us on some good-old grunge.
>The car ride feels pretty joyous as we cruise, listening to some furious singer belt out lines like they personally offended him. I bet it's pretty cathartic.
cont.

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Do you guys think Melissa is into anal

LSS is good because it makes discord nonces seethe.

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>>80697842
She is into rapeplay

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>>80697842
Maybe, wealthy girls tend to be.

>>80697842
She's vanilla

I think melissa would have fun committing Melicious compliance

>>80697836
>A few checks on my passenger shows she's at the very least not pouting, just neutral. Until I see that tail of hers doing it's thing.
>Mindlessly but rhythmically it follows the drums. Tapping a metronome on the center console as she counts it out. I end up having to brake hard because I spend a little too much time watching her and not the road.
>The drive takes a while, we don't really live close to the place but the tinny radio makes the time pass in an instant.
>By the time I park us in the surprisingly empty lot I'm already set on calling this a successful day out.
>"Alright, where you wanna head first?" I lightly toss at my little rockstar.
>"Doesn't matter."
>Thankfully I have a trump card up my sleeve. The spark that started this idea in the first place.
>"They have a music shop here." I had to double check online that it was still open. Sure is.
>Nick wears her heart on her sleeve. Eyes light up with attention even if she tries to shove that back down instantly. "Really?"
>"Yup, really."
>I watch her bite her lip and lay her phone in her lap while I cheer internally.
>"Uh, sure. Let's do that then."
>"After you, rockstar."
>Nick groans at my name for her as the both of us exit, strutting across the lot to the place.
>It's been a few years since I've been here. And this is the first time I think Nick's going to remember going. Took her here a few times back when she was a toddler but I ended up not having the time, energy or money to take us both back.
>It's a little depressing seeing what this place is now compared to what it used to be. It's still got a bunch of people milling about, but it's nowhere what it used to be.
>The gentle bustle of the crowd is a poor imitation of the quiet roar and packed crowds this place used to pull. A relic. Kinda relatable.
>Up the escalator and around a bend lies our little shop. Instruments and accessories out the wazoo. Really got that 'barely-washed groupie' smell down.
cont.

>>80697037
Imagine hearing this at night, while your wife sleeps like a rock. Even the "human" one is doing it.
https://youtu.be/9Hypo9-sB6Q

It is blaster noises, not laser noises.

>>80697162
Quality is already at rock bottom dude, it literally can not get worse

>>80697992
>Nick takes point and enters, a little robotic bell tells the cashier he's got customers. He doesn't even glance up from his phone. Cool.
>I'm not surprised in the least to see Nick go straight to the guitars. Eyes locked onto some of the polished electric displays, glittering as a spotlight shines on them from below.
>It hurts a little bit to see her admire the thing, considering the bright price tag glaring me in the face. Can't hurt to dream. I bite my tongue to stay calm.
>I let her gawk and glance over to some of the stuff more my speed. Trinkets that I can load up on. Stickers, bracelets, picks, all kinds of little stuff that I can't help but keep a drawer-full in the house of.
>On one hand I certainly shouldn't be blowing any money on any of this garbage but on the other today's a splurge day, so I get a little metal logo that'll live on my dresser for a while. While I make plans to tie a little black string on this thing I glance over to see where Nick's ended up.
>She's slid down the aisle a while, now into the more 'affordable' section, crouched. I only see the top of her head as she bobs slightly.
>I tiptoe to try to peek but don't get enough height to spy anything.
>While keeping my haul in my palm I quietly creep over to try to watch Nick, catching her staring hard at a little electric guitar sitting on a shelf.
>It's not too different from the one she's already got, but it's not beat to shit like hers.
>I run my thumb over the metal band logo as I consider heavily what the next few moments are going to entail.
>A quiet prayer begging any sort of kind God to make sure that the thing she's focused on is within the price bracket I'd prepared for. I'm very tired of having to repeat 'maybe someday.'
>My eyes focus as I inch forward, the tag on the shelf coming into view as I move.
>My heart swells in my chest as I can see the number sits well within my price range. Excitement rushes my head as I wait for Nick to finish her viewing.
cont.

>>80698157
it absolutely can get worse wtf are you on about

>>80698191
delusional

>>80698157
Stupidest nigger in this thread award.

>>80698191
sound of mind

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>>80697842
I doubt it

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>>80697956
>Melicious compliance
Heh.

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Which Snoot character

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>>80698325

>>80698174
>I notice her sigh slightly as she pushes up off the ground with both her tail and hand, freezing for a moment once she notices I'm only a few steps away.
>"Heya."
>Nick takes a second to clear her throat, and head, before returning the words, "Sup?"
>"Whatcha lookin' at?" My words come with a sing-songy accent.
>Nick rolls her eyes at me again, "Nothing."
>"That brand's called nothing?"
>I earn a groan, "It's just a guitar. Chill out."
>"You like it?"
>"...yeah?"
>"Would that be the one you'd buy if you could afford it?" My heart pounds in my neck.
>"I uh, think so. Reviews online say this one's pretty good for it's price. Good sound."
>I swallow to try to not have my voice break while I speak, "Can you promise you'll get good grades if I get it for you?"
>The words stun her for a moment, dropping her jaw for a second before it clamps shut. "We can afford it?"
>My heart wants to pop at her words but I hold in any sort of outburst. "Yeah. I've got a little bit saved up. You're going to be grown soon and I thought that you'd need something that's not hand-me-down. Thought you deserved that."
>She notices I'm starting to choke the words out. My eyes start to mist as she glances back between me and the guitar. I try to wave out her apprehension. It's a struggle to not break.
>"A-and you're going to be playing for people soon, right?"
>She nods.
>"Then...?"
>Nick shuts her eyes for a second. I watch intently as she gathers something inside.
>And then she hugs me.
>"Thanks, Mom."
>I won't break down into a sobbing mess in public but I can't stop my eyes from dripping.
>We hug for a moment as I have to fish some tissues out of my pocket to stop from dripping tears all over her hair, even taking a moment to blow my nose since everything has decided it's time to run.
>After our little embrace she bounds back, pulling the cherry-red instrument from it's spot and shuffling forward, glancing to me to triple-check she's good to go.
Cont one more.

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>>80698379
>Even the half-ass attitude the cashier gives the both of us doesn't kill my mood. A few moments of ringing up and the newest little piece of my star's collection is in her hands.
>It's still got to be tuned and customized but it's hers and it's quality. It looks good, it's going to play good and it means something.
>I don't keep her from her gift any longer than needed, taking us both home instantly. The day ending a little bit sooner than I'd planned for but the way she locks her eyes, and hands, on the piece tells me there's no point.
>She savors every second she has with the thing, claws gently touching several parts of it as she turns it in her grasp. Learning the weight, getting used to it.
>Every glance I take just shows her intense focus as we head home. Not a single word spoken.
>I don't even come to a full stop before she's scrambling to the front door. Almost too enthusiastic. She knows the keys are on my keyring.
>As she impatiently shuffles next to the door I watch her tail once more. It's so lively I'd think she was trying to scrape the paint off the front.
>She barrels through the front door the moment she hears the click, scrambling for her room. I stand and wait, my snout clamped on my knuckle while I hold my breath.
>A single strum, amplified by speaker, comes from her half-shut door.
>It's beautiful.
>I shut my eyes and listen. It's out of tune, but it's clean. Another strum to test.
>I wonder what it will sound like after she's swapped some strings. I want to go tackle her to her bed and kick my feet, screaming about how happy I am.
>But it's her moment, not mine. I just listen as she keeps going, exploring her new tool.
>I can't wait to see her rock. I bite my knuckle harder as I imagine her up on stage. Smiling down at me.

Fin, was fun /snoot/ off now. Next in /sgwg/ as per usual.

>>80698364
>She's not judging the pickme (her words) because she's wearing a video game character shirt, she's judging her because it's "fucking nintendrone garbage".

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>"..."

>dinosaur gets a fat ass snout due to human father having a fat schnoz
How unfortunate

>>80698542
See ya writer, thanks for writing.

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the trish

>>80698542
Have a good night writer, and thanks for writing

>>80698325
Greene's gf

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>>80697089
>>80697836
>>80697992
>>80698174
>>80698379
>>80698542

What other ideas for videos would you like to see in the style of puppet pals like this video
https://youtu.be/d5qN-20K26U?si=3GhH5EXLwwvZSqPE

>>80699048
thanks for cappin'

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>>80697786
Such cute goobers

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>>80699394

>>80699480
>Trish getting a can of soda for Greene after he helped mow her lawn

>>80699480
>sera walking into the mous house, entirely uninvited, wearing just that to try to provoke Anon, not knowing amber was the only one home and that the others took lucy's car

>>80699855
>Sera doing this, not knowing that the only ones that are in the house are greene, jack, tommy and trent for some unknown reason
>she then gets gang raped by them (deserved)

>>80699982
>greene is just happy that tommy and trent stopped spitroasting him

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>>80699855
>Don't mind if I do~

Jack?

>>80700190
Greene's boywife.

im straight and i hate penis

>>80700190
Belongs to Lur.

>>80700243
That means that you don't have one

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Is it bad that I kind of like the depressing endings like E2 and E1 more than E4

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>>80700190
Kills the green mile by cutting off blood circulation.

>>80700288
e4 is boring

>>80700301
Jack tanks that

>>80700272
how did you know

Make Jill and Greene fuck each other

>>80700350
Because I love my penis

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>>80700353
>the ultimate brat tamer

>>80700408
Real and true

the ultimate self insert

What if we sacrificed Amber and Greene to the gods

>>80700446
Anon would be sad

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>>80700408
Leo may have him beat in that category.

Snorting bathsalts while masturbating.

>>80700526
I wouldn’t say Anon is a brat

>>80700190
Amber's personal boytoy

>>80700929
Nah

>>80700526
How Kaiden was made.

Stacy?

>>80701153
sucks shota cock

>>80701088
Yeah

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>>80700929
True

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Fang pussy

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fang and joshua

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Anon and Fang love each other very much and neither would do anything to jeopardize that relationship

>>80701254
This rules

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>>80701273
cough cough

I need mommy I need milk

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>>80701322
>THIS IS SLANDER
>I PUT HIM DOWN FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS TO GET THE KEYS OUT OF MY PURSE
>FUCK YOU STACY

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>>80701901
Glaze 'em

>>80701901
this with Nick and Rosa.

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>>80701610
>OFFICER DOWN SHE'S RESISTING ARREST

>>80702057
shut up nigger

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>>80702213

>>80702244
Off model goon coal

>>80702244
this needs a cum tribute

>>80702244
Off model goon gem

>>80702244
The right side of Nick's head looks swollen and like it's about to burst

>>80702330
tryhard homosexual nigger

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I really like Greene so I turned him into corn.

>>80702359
Whatever justification you need to give yourself for liking garbage

>>80702358
That's her cheek

>>80702380
t. gay nigger (not from outer space)

>>80702421
I can say I’m gay if it makes you feel better, Bimbo Fetish Anon

>>80702395
She's looking at a 45 degree angle but the farther cheek looks just as wide as the closer one
The weird foreshortening makes the head look funky

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>>80702469
>bimbo fetish
Not even remotely close.

>>80702378
He caught the corn virus from fucking Nova…

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>>80702378
>when you get bit by a rabid corn farmer in Iowa

>>80702244
Nick's face looks weird.

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Does any of you actually type like this? This shit is hard

>>80702884
Are you twelve? It's easy as hell.

>>80702910
What? No? I just can't seem to use my pinky finger it feels stiff

>>80702884
Pretty much, though my resting position for my left hand has my pinky on the shift key and middle finger on the W key
Pinky on my right hand just sits on the dash key usually

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>>80702768
This any better?

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>>80702768
i think it's cause her face is outta perspective

>>80702884
Are you from india or something?

>>80702991
this works too, nice edit

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>>80703017
That's what it is
Looks like the head is front facing while the snoot is at 45 degrees

>>80702991
A lot better

>>80703039
No you fucking retard my fingers are just too long

>>80702884
No. I was already self-taught when I learned it in like middle school so it never stuck for me.

>>80703199
send me your skull measurements, I want to study you.

>>80703267
That sounds very sexual I will have to decline that

>"AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH!!"
>*GLURT*

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Fang Tuesday

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>>80703932
Ptero Ptuesday

>>80703960
I like your style

Should the next BCH nun be Nick with Anon or Inco with Grace?

>>80704025
more grace would be great

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>>80703980
I like to eat dirt sometimes. I have a lack of magnesium, you see.

>>80704025
Inco with Grace please!

>>80704060
Many such cases. I cri evry time I hear about it

>>80704025
Shit from and ass or poop from a butt

>>80704025
Grace and Inco I guess.

I think the worst pain I've ever felt was having a catheter stuck up my urethra. Even though I've broken bones before. What was the worst pain for you?

>>80704374
When I got punched in the stomach as a kid

>>80704195
trying too hard

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>>80704374
My dad teaching me how to box when I was younger in the living room, telling me to dodge. He barely put much force into his punch but it knocked me off balance and I fell into our glass coffee table. I hit my head hard on the metal, got sliced up, and stabbed by glass.

>>80704374
A completely random pain that shot through the shinbones on my left leg one day.
And no, it wasn't cracked or anything, I was literally sitting down when it happened.

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Working on something now that I finished I wani hug that gator. Saw someone on steam post the MCR TCFSR album cover of the 2 and thought "DAMN I WANNA DO THAT!!!" So this is what I have so far. I will finish this tomorrow.

>>80704374
When I was a kid I got a really huge splinter right in the middle of my foot.

>>80704491
kickass

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>>80704491
Neat.

>>80704465
God forbid a nigga not care for some retarded fetish slop and want normal women

All of you fuckers need therapy or to Ronnie McNutt all over your screens.
Whichever one y'all have more will to do.

>>80704851
get back to trimming my shrubs, Jesús

>>80704628
trying way too hard

I think Jon should rape Garfield.

>>80705000
Regular garfield or catgirl garfield?

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It is Wani Wednesday, my dudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3riJ38tGSqM&list=RD3riJ38tGSqM

>>80705028
eldritch Garfield

>>80705088
Regular eldritch or catgirl eldritch?

>>80704374
I took a nasty spill at work and sprained the entire right side of my ribs. It hurt to breathe and it felt like I was getting the shit beaten out if me if I coughed or sneezed.

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Name one thing in a girl that turns you on the most

>>80705745
Depth of character

>>80705745
ASSSSSS

>>80705775
okay uh what kinda of character

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5 fangs

>>80705798
ill take the one in the jacket

>>80705825
This isn't a brothel

>>80704374
cut my finger and it got infected :(

>>80705886
o-oh okay guess ill kill myself then

>>80704374
Leg cramp, it made me think i broke my leg

>>80705886
yeah its a dating show

>>80705936
eat sum potassium my man
t. gets really bad foot cramps like a motherfucker

>>80705945
Does that mean there's also a series of other '(you)s'?

>>80706053
No

>>80706044
It's fine, i learned the foot flex method and i don't get them anymore

>>80706053
reminds me of my horse show days
So I guess nothing's really changed

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>>80702884
....How else are you doing it? One key at a time?

>>80706070
I'll help you pack

>>80706044
>potassium
Is that it? I love to eat Bananas but still having seen the cramping on my left foot ease up.

>>80706085
Pack your tongue into my shitbox fag

>>80706088
Potassium helps in most cases. All else fails, pickle juice also works.

>>80706076
>....How else are you doing it?
Muscle memory. I can type without looking or needing to align my fingers like that.

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>>80706076
i only use my pointing fingers and middle finger as for my ring and pinky i dont use em

>>80706049
yes anon its me vs you and vs the other anons (literally just the same bald anons with different jacket colors)

>>80706113 (me)
maybe sometimes i use my ring finger but my pinky i dont need it

>>80705798
I love them all

>>80706159
you are greedy
you can only have one

>>80706173
Wrong.

>>80706188
your greed sickens me

>>80706197
In the end, they are all one.

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>>80706185
Lotta Scaler lately. Ya love to see it.

>>80704025
I’ll be an outlier and say Nick with Anon.

Who wants plappies?

>>80706233
Honestly think it's more curious that you are the outlier.

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>>80706248

>>80706269
D- tier milf.

>>80706260
kek, Grace hasn’t gotten much stuff recently so it’s understandable she’s the top pick here.

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Anon dating judee

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>>80706283
Yeah. Angel is better.

>>80706315
They're in the same tier together. Arachnid loves both, as he has Angel getting fucked by Tony and Cassandra.

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>>80706283
Nah.
>>80706315
I can agree with that though.

>>80706298
It's kinda nice to see, actually.

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>>80706341
Maybe Mia is the result of a threesome gone wrong and that's why she has tail blades.

>>80706364
The only moment he isn't suffering

>>80706301
Milhouse and his bimbo gf Stacy....

>>80706373
>>80706388
>arachnid

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>>80706373
uncensored

>>80706388
Fat tail

>>80706373
I prefer to believe that Mia is a hybrid. I don't subscribe to Arachnid lore.

>>80706405
*Tumorous

>>80706409
Literally nobody does

Time to binge play through the entire Far Cry series now.

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Yes Nick, you have the biggest of them all.

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>>80706486
>TOO BIG! TOO BIG!!

>>80706511
Popping them and sending her flying

>>80706511
Should have been careful with the genie lamp.

>>80706562
>milk sprays everywhere as she rockets away

Boom cha cha cha boom cha cha cha nah nah nah nah! Bum dum dum dun dum dum dum dun!

>>80706600
Turn that noise down Lucy, your parents are tryna sleep.

Male trish: https://x.com/tragicbirdapp/status/2013635167575797826?s=20

>>80706708
Moldy Maria.

>>80706708
why is she copper

>>80706708
Minecraft badlands coloration

>>80706735
she got that mesa block palette

>>80706818
>>80706818
>>80706818

>>80706708
Ghoul Maria.

>>80706708
Hybrid Maria (but more inline with real-life hybridization)