Current Location: The KenTacoHut, Puerto Rico>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiorq5rafw>And the LORD said, "Behold, they are one people, and they have all one language, and this is only the beginning of what they will do. And nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and there confuse their language, so that they may not understand one another's speech.">"Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.">We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/>Previous thread: >>80864062
>Pours two glasses of Old Parr 12 on the rocks>Left the second, lonely on the counterhttps://youtu.be/PYI09PMNazw?si=1EJC-kHEs2SeeFi1
>>80870791Why do you do this?
>>80870802just in case a friend comes to visit
>>80870791>Old Parr 12This looks good
>>80870949it's not crazy top shelf or anything but it's a nice scotch whisky to sip on~
>>80870974Don't have scotch often, I do love how smooth they are. Personally I fancy myself for some Hibiki Harmony whiskey
>>80871058>characterized by aromas of rose, lychee, and sandalwood, with flavors of honey, candied orange peel, and white chocolate. ooh that does sound good. do they keep that local in your corner or is that something you have to special order?
>>80871252I've seen plenty liquor stores carrying it. It is considered top shelf so your stores might have it behind their counters or high above. The Spec's near me has it locked up. Pricy but worth it in my opinion
>>80871295Dad, your nametag
>>80871345Kinda irrelevant when you know it's me
>>80871375You aren't you when you don't wear your attention whoring tag like me. You haven't spanked me in a while..
>>80871380You need an ass for that.
>>80871390You can slap my face too.. I'm down 8 beers, I won't feel much pain anymore.
>>80871416I had a few shots of tequila earlier.
>>80871295bwahaha. must say alot about me that im only just now learning you have to -ask- for the good stuff like that. same with cigarettes, it wasn't that long ago i found out that there's "top shelf" smokes too. think ill see if I can get my hands on some this weekend. thanks for the recommendation desu
>>80871422Good dad, luv ya.I'mma go watch animu now and drink more. Nighty dad!
>>80871440If you can spare the expense of course. I'd definitely get it. If you do, let me know how you like it. I'll be heading to bed now, be seeing ya>>80871473You do that, I'm off to bed. Night
>>80871480yeah, you bet. see ya around
>>80870847Someone in specific or just any friend?
>>80871507this drink is reserved. but if more friends decided to show up I'm sure I could find some spare glasses around here.
>"Now all restaurants are Taco Bell."Oh damn we Demolition Man now?
Who's lurkin'?
>>80872138
bump
greetings future historians
Sam?
>>80875099>For live feedback on hosting, codes, new hype events, or just here for fun shitposting the public Discord is where the fun happens. Just jump in:https://discord.gg/Tx7PwhUx7E
>>80872138>https://youtu.be/xgcap-5IBsY?si=2XmlUw1lnZNnE3Ks
>>80875120I want Sam to host
>>80875285Ask him there.
>>80870440おいらは自分の運命の創造主です。 >A stray sunflower fairy would enter the KenTacoHut, never to reemerge.
>>80877694Why do the fairies insistently speak Japanese in a place where everyone magically speaks the same language?
>>80877720>What they say isn't important enough to translate.
>>80877720Brain damage.>>80874830Hey, no lewding me without consent.
>>80878412>>>/pol/527273799
>>80877720Why do the Cirnos speak regular language? How do they talk to the other fairies?
>>80878852Serbian flag talking about white.. fascinating.. serbians are all darker. We have a lot over here.. they aren't mexican dark but not quite white either.
>>80878874Cirno is canonically bilingual.
Cirno is cunnylingual..I need that crotch in my face immediately
wow it's a real mystery why mordred killed this place when all he talks about all day is lusting over children and how he's a faggot. So far he's driven outcar clarentkosakusam loonaroxyjibril
>>80879100Bring me fairy cunny.
>>80879100Two of those people have been here in the last 72 hours
>>80879100What about your track record?
I wanna see a red hot nickel ball on a pussy
>>80879100>So far he's driven out[citation needed]
Dora, the ExplorerDora, the ExplorerBitch look good for a four-year oldFirst name DoraLast name ExplorerShe look good for a four-year oldThat's not illegal'Cause she's an animationAnd I'm a human
Diego on the side linesHe tryna' suck my balls tooShit, if you really wanna suck my ballsI can swing that way 'cause you looking kinda cute as wellUh, explore my asshole with that monkey characterThat nobody knows the name of
Politikz is better.
>>80872138>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjRzVj0ubmQ>Hi!
>>80878874>>80877720excuse me. they are speaking in cunny. >>80877694>grabbily grabs your petite behind
Cunny hours.
>>80870440>As the sun fell to the wayside, odious beings crept under the shade of this ur-mass in consumerism, unperturbed by their surroundings. Travelers beware.
>>80881135THE MOOOOOOOOOON HAUNTS YOU
>>80881135HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLOOOO BURGERSHITWE DIDN'T FORGET
CAPSLOCK HOURS
>>80872138>Evening.>>80881135>>80870440A testament to mankind's arrogance.>God, what is the brown sludge? It's wretched. Kent would be almost impressed by the obscenity if it wasn't so disgusting. He was around when these restaurants were founded...how did it come to this?>He stands in revolted awe. Or maybe dismay.
takashida sakakaki
>>80881880>--More-->Perhaps this establishment's discouraging state was a blessing in disguise; few individuals willingly braved these quarters to place themselves in undue danger as the shifting lands made it their focus of the hour...>But vacant, it was not. The pitter-patter of claws against hard pavement echoed with enough frequency to indicate a small pack of quadrupeds, sounding in the wake of low howls and growls that sounded somewhere between canine and human in register.>From both ends of this graven idol to consumption, misshapen things patrolled under its shadow, threatening a route to your position.
Let's get some tunes goinghttps://youtu.be/S6mqNuJ-MBw?si=oG9SX6RnLq3_VYIu
>>80882269https://youtu.be/2Kt8HP1VEPU?si=AOdTf9trGBryhc2A
>>80882096>He's questioning if the ...'structure' deserves to even exist when the footsteps rouse his attention.That didn't take long....>Kent places his hand to his face, allowing a golden glow to encapsulate hit. The coat he'd been wearing melts off his arms as the neck wraps around him, shifting in to a cape, the rest of his outfit following suit.>Where once stood archaeologist Kent Nelson now does the mystic champion known as Doctor Fate! He flicks his cape with one hand, as the other raises to cast a light upon what approaches.Now, what do we have here?>>80882269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHr2rV33HFA
>sharts
>>80882269>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGldHOOSkMo
>>80872138>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4jsbyNst4U
Lurkers? Who do you wait for?Say their names
>>80882643Saying the name is too pushy.
Alpha, I need you
>>80882421>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa01TE23CiU𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 44/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 43/43, Pw 38/38, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 46/46, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 42/42, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 44/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast.>--More-->What at a glance appeared to be a near-dozen human eyes poking from the shade dispensed from cover to reveal the true nature of their owners; hunched, heaving, hairy, each a similar yet distinct chimera of the traits of wolves and men, uniform in how their emaciated figures wore their mottled, scab-ridden hides either a decibel too tight or loose.>The mongrels would hardly flinch at the good doctor's luminescence, now committing to intercepting this interloper with legs that worked efficiently to propel them at speeds comparable to the fittest greyhounds. Organized in two packs of three and two, it appeared they were coordinating in a pincer maneuver!
>>80882643ur mom
New game when?
>>80882861Do it yourself
New melty when?
>>80882784More wolf than were.>He doesn't sense anything magical about them, does he?>Let's disrupt their formation. He holds his hand out towards the group of two, before rapping one wrist against the other, causing a burst of ultrasonic noise to erupt in between them. Inaudible to him, but if they have the sense of sound more akin to a dog...?>With that done, the gesture melds in to the next as he drags that hand out to the side and raises it up, causing the earth to upheave in a series of small, blunt pillars angled in the path of the clump of of three.
I'm gonna make a rig button.
>>80882778
so hg is just erp lite now? cool.
>>80883241:3
>>80883314
>>80883265Not really.
>>80883018>The ground rises around you!>The wolf mutt slams into the wall! The wolf mutt slams into the wall! The wolf mutt slams into the wall!𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 22/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast, stunned.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 27/43, Pw 38/38, AC 4, fast, stunned.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 29/46, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast, stunned.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 42/42, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast, stunned.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 44/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast, stunned.>--More-->Though clearly unnatural creations, there was nothing immediately supernatural apparent about the mutants, whose misbegotten shapes buckled and rebounded against the sudden obstacle as others in their lot halted from the auditory bombardment! The latter pair had gotten sufficiently close that crude collars of leather could be detailed on their manifest.
What happened to Clarent?
>>80883490Deported to the cornbread mines.
>>80883437>...Cirno, why do these mutts have blush stickers on their arts?So, you have owners. Gently it is, then.>Say, there's an idea....>Interlocking two of his fingers, and making a rolling motion with that wrist, the doctor conjures a silvery chain linking one of the pair to the other, and clenching that fist makes manifest a long stake made of light, driving the center link in to the ground in a sort of dog post.>The other simply pushes forward, causing the earthen pillars to fall forward, melting in to a mud that rapidly begins to harden.
I just beat my expert lvl sudoku in 14mins.U guys still playing dead huh
Who are you waiting for?
>>80883672For something to happen
>>80883672A hero to save us
>>80883241Nice ass
>>80883746
>>80883672a troon i could date
>Concessions have to be made to maintain stylistic integrity.>Also, I forgot the print the message of the sonic attack, so I'm adding it to this post's readout!>>80883645>KABOOM! The wolf mutt staggers. The wolf mutt staggers.>A chain manifests to link the wolf mutt to another monster! The nearby walls turn into a roiling pile of mud!𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 22/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast, trapped.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 27/43, Pw 38/38, AC 4, fast, trapped.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 29/46, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast, trapped.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 42/42, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast, held.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 44/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast, held.>--More-->One by one, the mutants would be subdued where they stood, the latter restrained a stone's toss away from the sorcerer's position, collectively emitting low growls and snarls in a struggle to free themselves. >--More--(1/2)
>>80883645>>80884033𝅇@ — ??? Lvl ??, HP ???/???, Pw ???/???, AC ??𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 22/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast, trapped.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 27/43, Pw 38/38, AC 4, fast, trapped.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 29/46, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast, trapped.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 42/42, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast, held.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 44/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast, held.>--More-->A humanoid figure draped in an obscuring poked out from the distance to observe the commotion, before just as quickly ducking behind the nebulous shape of the establishment.(2/2)
You guys can't take your RP to Discord?
>>80884085Why not offload all of HG onto discord (beside the fact discord is cancer and you're cancer for encouraging it)
>>80884111What he said is funny tho.
>>80884106Sweet dreams
>>80884033>>80884044>A certain part of him has to resist the urge to make a smart remark about the dogs, or disparage them by trying to pet them...best not to provoke them further.>Fate's helmet snaps to the direction of the movement.There we are.>He can leave the hounds, if they truly are such, be for now. The mage takes flight after the man, not but two or so feet above the ground as he cuts the closest, sharpest pursuit angle he can without going up and over the...'structure' itself.You!
>>80884173Dad are u fucking the russian that cums on walls?
>>80884044
>>80884183>The priest of Moloch casts a spell! The priest of Moloch summons insects!>The priest of Moloch wields a mace!𝅇@ — priest of Moloch Lvl ??, HP ???/???, Pw ???/???, AC ??𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP 15/15, Pw 0, AC 3𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP 8/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP 8/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — killer bee, Lvl 1, HP 5/5, Pw 8/8, AC -1𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP 15/15, Pw 0, AC 3--More-->The moment Fate ducked around the corner, the sketchy presence would be encountered standing their ground, chanting in archaic black speech before gesturing a bony finger the rival caster's way, causing insects ranging in size from bottles to housecats to crawl out of what seemed Fate's own shadow!>From what he could perceive, the figure was largely obscured behind dirty, ragged robes that would be fit for a beggar a couple eons' prior, armed with an equally crude shield bearing an octagon divided into four equal parts carved to its front, yet also an ornate-looking, almost ornamental mace depicting a bull's head.
>>80884207What?
>>80884366>Good lord, it took me like ten minutes just to find this image.Cursed incantations! A warlock? What-!?>Even discounting the bee, with his current elevation these things could like as not easily jump to engage him!>Acting on instinct, he sweeps his hand, and with it conjures another, larger contract hand of energy to try to sweep the insects aside.Away with you!
Can HG die now
>>80884558>Your hand projects outward! You hit the giant ant. The giant ant staggers from your powerful strike! you hit the 'renaroach. You kill the killer bee! The 'renaroach misses. The giant ant misses."Thoust would mettle beyond thy right!">The priest of Moloch casts a spell at you!! Scales cover your eyes!𝅇@ — priest of Moloch Lvl ??, HP ???/???, Pw ???/???, AC ??𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP 9/12, Pw 0, AC 3, stunned.𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP 3/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP 8/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — killer bee, Lvl 1, HP -4/5, Pw 8/8, AC -1𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP 15/15, Pw 0, AC 3>--More-->The collection of pests would gather into two positions opposite in relation to each other by chance, the larger taking the brunt of Fate's sweeping blow to the effect of tearing off the wings of the nauseating large bee closest to unleashing its stinger, the rest taking dents on their hard shells as they skipped along the ground! The remainder would vainly try to nip at the sorcerer's heels, writhing underfoot of his floating position.>Any further inconvenience they gave him would be inconsequential, for their role in momentarily dividing his attention had been fulfilled as the mysterious figure ahead of Doctor Fate fired off a second incantation, speaking in the low, authoritative register one might associate with courtroom judges. [Blind]ing scales would begin to form over his eyes assuming no pre-prepared resistances to the phenomenon, soon to obscure vision completely!
>>80884534Alpha is russian and made cummies on wall and trash can and posted. Alpha also peepers
>>80884845Everyone's got their kinks. I'm just admiring a good ass.
Wow, this thread is quiet today... Way too quiet.
>>80884974That'll happen when you aren't blogposting all day, yeah.
>>80884819>Haha, that's the wrong word for that.To meddle with all wicked mages is the right of Fate! Ghh-!>Many enchantments of his equipment are meant to protect him, but...he also regularly gets bamboozled at least briefly by another mage...buuut....Yana, smith-god, lend me your ears, that I may view the world as you do!>Why not have a little fun with it? >The man slams down with a pulse of energy, equal parts another attack to keep his personal space personal, and a ping for echolocation!
>>80884894Dad u a giga perv.>>80884974Hi hiro!
>>80884974Make some noise>>80885091Grass grows, birds fly.
>>80885091Hi Mordred!
>>80885131And I made dindin.>>80885140Glad you are still alive! Unlike hg.. heh. Now is yummy foods time and then we gotta get drunk and clean up the aquarium to make the snails happy.
...Ok I don't think it's a slump anymore.
>>80885209Had wings earlier
>>80885262With booze and hotsauce, right?
>>80885261>drains you
>I'm filtering these sentences through the first ye old translator I came upon on Google. Relevancy doesn't always equate to quality!>>80885056>A wall of force smashes down around you! The giant ant is caught in the magical blast! You kill the giant ant! The 'renaroach is caught in the magic blast! You kill the 'renaroach! The 'renaroach is caught in the magic blast! You kill the 'renaroach! The giant ant is caught in the magical blast! You feel sensitive!>The giant ant bites.>You hear a mumbled curse.𝅇@ — priest of Moloch Lvl ??, HP ???/???, Pw ???/???, AC ??𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP -7/12, Pw 0, AC 3, stunned.𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP -8/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP -11/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — killer bee, Lvl 1, HP -4/5, Pw 8/8, AC -1𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP 2/15, Pw 0, AC 3>--More-->The feedback of multiple insect bits ricocheting off his outfit spoke promisingly to Fate, only to end in the painful pinch of a pair of ant jaws comparable in size and force to the pincers of a coconut crab!>Moreover, its shadowy summoner was already beginning to try and stack curses upon the beleaguered rival Fate had become, standing their ground to this time attempt to disorient his secondary senses with a casting of [Confuse]!(This spell is definitely a "magic resistance" save; if Fate's gear or another intrinsic confers general magic protection, then it's unlikely to take effect.)
>>80885274HOW IS THIS FUCKING THING ALWAYS HERE
>>80885273Yes
>>80885324That's why I luv ya. I'm devouring my stew with tons of bacon cubes rn. And booze.
>>80885277>The Cloak of Destiny will surely handle that part, then, enough for him to simply shake it off with a gesture of the head.Hargh!>That's on him for landing, he thought that that would've handled it. His magics do reinforce his being, but being pinched off-guard sure does still suck. The answer? A gout of fire aimed down there with one hand.I must thank you! I had my suspicions things were amiss, but if you hadn't sicced your beasts on me, I never would've found you!
>>80885209Ooooh, nice!
>>80885374>You feel momentarily dizzy."Thou art not theire intended target, ye enticed they with thine presence intrigue! Reveal unto me the guile of thine era, meddler!">The bolt of fire hits the giant ant! You kill the giant ant!>The priest of Moloch casts a spell at you! You feel a malignant aura surround you.𝅇@ — priest of Moloch Lvl ??, HP ???/???, Pw ???/???, AC ??𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP -7/12, Pw 0, AC 3, stunned.𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP -8/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP -11/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — killer bee, Lvl 1, HP -4/5, Pw 8/8, AC -1𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP -24/15, Pw 0, AC 3>--More-->The chihuahua-sized bug would audible sizzle under the flames, followed by the scent of burnt chitin and overcooked, gooey arthropod flesh.>For his next act, the foul cultist would attempt to place a [Curse] directly on a random piece of Fate's equipment in hopes of disabling his defenses piecemeal!
>>80885531>--Addendum-->"audibly* sizzle.">Darned spell check.
>>80885531>What an...appetizing description.Mine is the teachings of ancient Nabu, so done in the 20th century! >The enchantments laid upon these things are ancient and powerful stuff to try to mess with. Feeling the incoming curse, Fate homes the direction in to the warding Amulet of Anubis, before raising his hands up.It was by my hands of late, that the demon lord Asmodeus was destroyed!>Let's leave out the fact that that was a collaborative effort. Now, if Fate's technically blind right now...Behold the spell of Coherent Light!>Turnabout is fair play, right?>...This is just two wizards horsing around instead of actually slinging fireballs.
>It's all fun and games until one side fails their saves.>>80885757"Hmph, so the cur prince is no more! Know that his betters hath entrusted mine a power greater whose vigil I have yet be found wanting!">It explodes! You seem unaffected by it."Eugh-"𝅇@ — priest of Moloch Lvl ??, HP ???/???, Pw ???/???, AC ??, blind.𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP -7/12, Pw 0, AC 3, stunned.𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP -8/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — 'renaroach, Lvl 1, HP -11/8, Pw 0, AC 7𝅇a — killer bee, Lvl 1, HP -4/5, Pw 8/8, AC -1𝅇a — giant ant, Lvl 3, HP -24/15, Pw 0, AC 3>--More-->Beneath his stoic rebuke, Fate would hear the dark cultist's voice begin to strain, and his enhanced senses indicated that he was attempting to disengage, before kneeling to begin chanting a tender incantation, to a degree dissonant relative to the guttural hexes he had uttered unto Fate.
>>80885261>Fills you
>>80885875I've been at this job for a long time.>To allow him to complete whatever this is might be may be a bad idea, but interrupting it could cause something even more unpredictable to happen. Not much of a winning move there.>...So instead, he'll have to give himself a chance to prepare. Reaching in to his fake helmet, letting his fingers pass through the front of it to see if he can't remove those damned scales, or failing that simply dispel it....>Besides that, he approaches at a walking pace with a harrumph.Now what?
>>80870440life is a yunoand I'm gonna yunoall night long
>>80886059yuno more like eww, no
>>80885958>The priest of Moloch casts a spell!"Now, I cut mine losses and prepare for thy trifles in this future!">The priest of Moloch produces a strange high-pitched whistling sound.>The wolf mutt claws you!𝅇@ — priest of Moloch Lvl ??, HP ???/???, Pw ???/???, AC ??𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 24/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 29/43, Pw 38/38, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 31/46, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 42/42, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 44/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast.>--More-->Whatever the spell's effect, it wouldn't procure any noticeably adverse effect unto Fate's person, yet in its followup, the fell diabolist would unveil and blow what sounded to be a tin whistle whose tune echoed and warped between the planes themselves drawing the previous company of mutants in between themselves, now separated from their bindings! The closest beast would lunge at Fate, pouncing on him with claws harder than steel as the rest made movements to surround him, their master beginning to move toward the mass to hedonism that was the KenTacoHut.>Though, if the magician-doctor paid close attention, Fate could discern the chain keeping the attempted flanking pair—paired had persisted, yet not the stake.
>>80886083SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>80886103hi yuno :)hyd
>>80886120GOOD I'M GOOD this has been such an insanely amazingly good year for me how are you gayboy life treating ya good?
>>80886133i literally cannot stop sucking dicks. any manner of death would be too merciful of an end so the gods grant me the strength to persist only so that my suffering can be prolonged as long as my mortal existence will allow.nah jk im doin alr :)glad to hear things are going wonderfully for you <3
>>80886155Ummm wow that's amazing, so nothing new? :^)You know I was actually just thinking about you the other day and then you appeared that's so cool
>>80886102Clever.>Well, well. If it isn't the consequences of his own mercy.>With a mental tug, the chain binding the two hounds together shortens dramatically, until such a point where the two beasts slammed in to each other by necessity.>Fate grunts at the impact of the blow, but quickly retaliates. The most ancient, primal magic known as "Fist", with all of the tactile satisfaction that it has! Though, of course, enhanced by his magic, it strikes with force greater than any might suspect of an average man.
>>80886178yeah so basically wtf yuno was thinking about me wait why
>>80886330because you're my friend and we hadn't spoken in awhile of course
>>80886214"Feast, mine hounds! Let ye be the flame which consumes His tribute, thou shalt be blessed this life into thereafter!">The wolf mutt hits the wolf mutt! The wolf mutt growls! >You hit the wolf mutt! The wolf mutt staggers from your powerful strike! The wolf mutt bites! The Cloak of Destiny deflects the wolf mutt's attack!𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 13/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 29/43, Pw 38/38, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 31/46, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 39/42, Pw 44/44, AC 4, slow.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 38/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, slow.>--More-->In the ensuring brawl, the evil priest made his exit by physically jumping into and sinking into the slop that encompassed much of the nearby restaurant, likely having a means magical to breath through its viscous pile.>However, his final words would elect a reaction in the mutts; those that weren't immediately engaged by Fate or momentarily staggered from being snapped together broke away from harassing him, heading toward something unknown at the far corner of the lot obscured within a dumpster, faintly detectable by Fate's incantation to Yana.>Thus came a dilemma unto Fate: Brush off these hounds that he might pursue the hooded villain directly, or investigate what he implored they consume for "Him"?
>>80886414>That's an easy choice. He can always pursue the man later, if necessary. But to sic these beasts on something else...that tribute could be anything, either some absurdity of the local area or something more...unpleasant.Hrmph!>Channeling through the Amulet of Anubis, Fate emits a wave of blinding light and energy to free himself from the engagement with the ones in his proximity, before giving chase to the breakaways at speed! No sprinting, this time, we're back to flying.
>>80886489>The wolf mutt is blinded by the flash! The wolf mutt is blinded by the flash! The wolf mutt is blinded by the flash!𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 13/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, fast, blind.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 39/42, Pw 44/44, AC 4, slow, blind.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 38/44, Pw 46/46, AC 4, slow, blind.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 29/43, Pw 38/38, AC 4, fast.𝅇d — wolf mutt Lvl 8, HP 31/46, Pw 44/44, AC 4, fast.>--More-->The mutants closest to Fate would be left astray by their blindness, unable to track his scent over the ambient greasy atmosphere inherent to the locale. Examination of the path their peers strode indicated signs of something—or someone being dragged over the ill-kept blacktop en-route. >These mutts were now ten paces from the destination they homed toward.
>>80886550>Now that he's gotten closer-Far enough! By a spell of levitation, I impede you!>That's right. I'm enchanting these dogs to float.>Not fly. Not levitate.>Become airborne. That is all. I am floating your mutts.>If their master imparted them with any degree of resistance to the mystic in their upbringing, it would be prudent to interpose himself with their destination, just in case. Fate would rather not have to kill these things, horrible-looking as they are, but....
>>80886626>The wolf mutt rises up, through the ceiling! The wolf mutt rises up, through the ceiling! The wolf mutt rises up, through the ceiling! The wolf mutt rises up, through the ceiling! The wolf mutt rises up, through the ceiling!>--More-->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7jmMolvgY>Before they knew what was happening, the mutated beasts were sent drifting away like loose balloons, struggling and yelping a manner disturbingly similar to human shouting until their imminent disappearance into the night sky.>Nothing prevented Fate from investigating their target now, the sight of the garbage reciprocal before him contrasted by the constant smell of grease masking the endemic rot and decay it were commonly the harbinger toward.
>>80886741Hopefully they'll be calmer when they touch back to ground.>He muses to himself, but part of him doubts it. Now, for the matter at hand....What in the world?>A...dumpster? Surely they couldn't have planned on having them eat the thing. No. Something inside of it? Or perhaps on the other side.>He moves to inspect it from above. The joys of flight.
>>80886797>Please move the cursor to an unknown object. (For instructions type a ?)>( - a useful item (pick-axe, key, lamp...) (dumpster)>More Info? [yn] (n)>--More-->Vernacular to the area, the dumpster appeared to be a mass of thin, corrugated metallic sheets about a third the footprint of a station wagon. >It was unsecured: in fact, what might had been the apparatus to fit an external locking mechanism appeared to had been 'chewed' off.
>>80886893Hnn.>Great, he's sounding like Bruce, now.>Without further ado, then.Open sesame.>...He's not actually using magic for this, he has hands that're perfectly usable to open this with.
>>80886922>You carefully open the dumpster...>--More-->Swinging the covers wide open, Fate would unveil a worrying sight - multiple young girls, enchanted by malignant forces into a state of waking paralysis, scarcely breathing as their frozen eyes stared the directions they were locked akin to the pitiful visages of preserved fish. They appeared to be local to the region of the greater location, evidence of claw and bite marks on their bodies leaving little room doubt as to what had subdued them in their ill-fated encounter with the Arena.
>>80886922>>80887007>What was more, among this pile of girls...was one that stuck out from the rest; fair skin, green hair, and at best half the height of her peers, on top of the fact a set of insect-like wings lay somewhat crumpled behind her.
>>80887007>Doctor Fate finds himself somewhat regretting not destroying the mutts all of a sudden, but he's all the same grateful that he trusted his instincts on this matter.Thank goodness...my name is Doctor Fate. I'm a superhero. I'm here to help. I'm going to try to undo your paralysis. I'm sorry this had to happen to you all. Just focus on breathing, okay?>He speaks calmly, clearly, confidently, but not to the point of being harsh. While Spanish is the main language of Puerto Rico, English IS the second recognized one, and there's enough influence there to make it not unreasonable to where a least some of their number might speak English.>With that said, though, he sees to determining the nature of this paralysis, to try and weave an appropriate counter to it. Was it cast upon them directly, or were the hounds the ones who were temporarily imbued with the power to do so? Determining things like that as to how to proceed.>>80887015>This...fae creature admittedly gives him a brief moment of pause and confusion, but he must continue on all the same, and trust that it won't...immediately set upon doing something untoward upon being freed as well.
>>80887120>At this point in history, Puerto Rico had been part of the United States for long enough it was at least neck-to-neck with Florida in English comprehension. >Cross-referencing his own knowledge of spellcraft, Fate would discern a mystical compulsion had unnaturally stiffened the muscles of their number with a residual signature of dark power matching the evil priest's own attempts at manipulating himself during their duel, leaving them unable to so much as stiffen their fingers. The human captives required more time to recover from the mental shock of being rendered completely helpless as their breaths returned to them from the eventual remedy, but the supernatural straggler of the lot would resuscitate with nary a skip before she began mouthing off.F-f-finally! If they'd had dumped another body into here, it would've completely crushed my fliers! >The winged girl's damaged members buzzed behind her.
>>80887212>Crowd-control magics.Blegh, how distasteful- Ah, this one speaks English.>...Huh. Word on the grapevine was that most of the fairies couldn't. Some would be tempted to snark that "you're welcome", but he's able to resist the urge.I'll consider myself lucky I got here when I did, then. Are you well enough to walk?>Let's start unpacking the sardine can, and get these people somewhere marginally fresher to breathe in than a damned dumpster.
>>80887280>The resolute rescue planted her feet on the ground with some distaste, and then stood up.Think so...but I don't think I'll be able to get anywhere like this! Not only is it so slow, but there's trash everywhere to block your way. I don't know how humans can stand it!>One by one, the other captives would fall to sitting and kneeling positions, their focus now divided between Fate and the fairy who had inadvertently become their speaker.Are those ugly dogs gone? They must had confused me for human, and put me in their eating pile? No wait- you're not part of this, right? Like that guy in the ragged monk costume...>Seems she wasn't knowledgeable on what the word "superhero" implied.
>>80887317When it's all you can do, you get used to it.>He'd be lying if he said he hasn't seen a similar sentiment with other powered people.>How bad is everyones' injuries looking?Superheroes get RID of the bad guys. I've dealt with his beasts and scared him off for now, but I'd rather we get everyone out of here before he comes back, if he does.>Hmm....Were you all in the same area when you were caught by him?>If he had any special criteria for his...collection, it would be helpful to know, to cross-reference M.O or purpose. At least, that's what he's thinking.
>>80887415>Though the mutts' ability to subdue was anything but gentle and the fairy's wings in particular had been bent to the point of fracturing long their creases, no bite looked to had been sufficiently deep to draw blood, the worse of the scratches being comparable to scraped knees. What's bad and good isn't doesn't always fit one-to-one between us...but, whatever he had in store with us didn't look like it'd be any fun!I went to the change-y place to see if there was anything fun to take from it, but I ended up in this gross place, and before I could escape, those bad dogs were on top of me and threatening to tear me up! >The other girls mentioned that the hounds had come for them from farther into the town, to be brought together under this establishment which they apparently thought of as mundane.
>>80887489>Here's for small miracles, then. He must've wanted them intact. A mass sacrifice, obviously.Let's just say I don't like it when people get kidnapped or hurt for the sake of it, then.>Change-y place...that implies she showed up here willingly. Bold. Or it was just some store or the like she was raiding.>Now were the hounds simply flushing them in that direction, or did he have a holdout somewhere in town...? Hmm.I see...thank you. Let's see about getting you all back somewhere safer, then.>He's reasonably confident he can escort them to some sort of police station, but the fae's going to be the tougher to figure out what to do with....
>>80887661>The bull-headed mace and familiarity with Asmodeus combined to paint a man suspiciously connected figure to Doctor Fate's earlier plights in these anomalous fields!>Those mortal girls would be humbly thankful for their rescue and return home, while the fairy...would probably get herself lost once she became sufficiently bored tagging along the rest, to be disseminated back into the Arena where she could exploit it for her own mischief.
Hm..I might host Warhammer again.. Sam gave me some motivation.. maybe..But surely not today.
>>80887700>I...honestly, cannot remember such an earlier plight offhand, it's been so long, so if you had refresher material onhand that would be useful. If not, oh well. And regardless, the bull iconography, the verbage used by the man, and the...demographic of his kidnapping victims, it gives the, ah, theologian here a fairly standout indicator of who this was dedicated to...presuming this was not simply a misdirection, which he's willing to assume isn't terribly likely.>Well, he can make the trip a little more novel for the beleaguered group by spiriting them along on an energy construct for them to ride in. Plus, they're probably still sore from all that forced muscle tension.>...Part of him worries that leaving the fairy unattended is a bad idea, for her sake if nothing else, but...he'll give them the benefit of the doubt. There's his good deeds for the day.>>80887754>The hour IS pretty poor for it.
excuse me. i came to /b/ for Zelda TOT but then there was this thread called "BLACKED JUNIOR". i have bleached my eyes. never again will i use /b/. i will never TOT again.
>That road trip to Hell featuring Doctor (Whomst), Doomlad, and the rest which resulted in the rescue of a Norse goddess or two and the birth of a vtuber.>>80887802>In the end, the spirits of man's darker past would not prevail today, Doctor Fate acting the part as an ambassador to the GOOD one can achieve through responsible use of sorcery! Yet let this be a reminder that the those foul forces were a ever-present danger, working if slowly to exchange their degraded place with TRUTH, JUSTICE, and the AMERICAN WAY! >At least some of those girls would be familiar with the KenTacoHut's management, and through his efforts, this Sorcerer Supreme was free to claim a combo incorporating the signature styles of any of its three component parts!
>>80887120>>80887212PUERTO RICO MENTIONED
>>80887908>...God Bless America. Damn it, now I want pizza.>I don't even remember him having overlap with that part.... He'll have to keep his nose closer to the grindstone about this regardless. >Another day, another evil god to fret about combatting the forces of.>>80887925>He did it, he saved Puerto Rico from evil.
>>80887802It surely is.. bur Sam told me some things and he for dreams.. maybe I can help him.. even if that means hosting again which I said I wouldn't do again.. but people always liked my faction games so maybe I can help hg out a little.
>>80887970>I remember him comforting Idunn after giving Asmodeus the beatdown with Moom, but the details there are a bit fuzzy. >Tune in next time into Hunger Games, not only to witness the further travels of DOCTOR FATE in his duel against DARK MAGIC, but the myriad other colorful characters of ALL genres, ALL ACTION, fighting for YOUR entertainment!>>80887925>Birthplace of the Happy Meal, last stand of an All-American tradition...
>>80888035>Hey now, Mumei and co only showed up for the round against Lucifuge+Big Ugly Fly. Moloch was getting taken to pound town by Samael, Nebiros, and Belial! That much I remember.>...Oh, you mean Doomguy. >Well, that's good progress for me for a day, aha....>>80888022>People love being able to engage in friendly competition like that.>...Sometimes folks get rather un-friendly with it, but that too is human....
>>80888035THE SPREADSHEET RP IS REAAAAAAL
DOES THAT MEAN MY ALASKAN PRINCESS IS ACTUALLY A QUARTER PUERTO RICAN?
>>80888345What the fuck could possibly lead you to believe that?
>>80888345>>80888358Cirno is now Puerto Rican.
>>80888092My personal fav has always been Chihiro vs Gundam Knight.. it was amazing.I really love watching that stuff happen.. makes me happy, u know
>>80888392I repeat my prior question
You retards do realize that if Cirno was that random woman image u love so much, "she" would never end up on 4chan?We are here because society doesn't need any of us. We are outcasts. A woman with those looks, even if I find her ugly, would never end up here cause her life would revolve around her looks and character. Even if dumb af, she'd be some secretary in a high paying company and never have to use 4chan.
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>Xer troon is jealous of my Eskimo Alaskan Puerto Rican Princess who's also a millionaire who visits mansion parties and travels the world
>>80888516You are worshipping a nigger..I have seen that image..It's a nigger..>he's just jealous cause I go to /blacked/
>>808884724chan is an anonymous board that lets people escape their social responsibilities. F*moids are more common in /soc/ and /cgl/ obviously but ones that fit the description peeps put to Cirno exist in /co/they are usually severely mentally ill but they exist
>>80888551I mean, I don't disagree with you..I just wanted to reality check these retards
>I repeat my prior question
>irrelevant image>irrelevant text
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>>80888345Ricans are the only spics you can't deport~
I'mma go cuddle my waifu bodypillow. Enjoy the rest of your dead thread for today.
>>80888578>>80888708https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/59751529/#q59771244This is one of the images someone allegedly leaked from a discord server that made Soundwave leave without a word. There's a 60% chance it might be her~
*Leaves*
>>80889660No Labubu?
>>80888759too normie looking, think it’s more likely that its a friend or family member and that spooked them to dip
Ngw??
>>80890261you shitposted all the hosts away this is a hangout/midnight rp general now
