CYOA Refugee Thread - A thread for posting any and all CYOAs unpostable in /tg/'s /cyoag/ (and occasionally ones that aren't).Previous thread:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80749546Alternative link:>https://archived.moe/trash/80749546Worksafe threads:>>>/tg/cyoa/cyoag/'s CYOA archives and related resources:>https://rentry.co/cyoagIncludes - but is not limited to - a F.A.Q. section and the personal archives of a number of authors.>https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3An extensive Allsync archive that has both SFW and NSFW CYOAs.>https://infaera.neocities.org/Interactives list.If you're looking for a specific CYOA, it's suggested that you check those first.
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>>80873885the interactive version makes it easier to tell which class corresponds to which major and which classes have prerequisites.https://dragon-tamer.neocities.org/Genius/you'll notice that the interactive version says you do 3 years of study, while the static says 4 years. the author said that the 4 years thing was a typo and that it was supposed to be 3 years, and that they would fix it next time they update the cyoa. they appear to have never done so.so you'll have to ask yourself: are you on the side of "word of god" or "death of the author"?
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>>80873868This is just a porn version of Girl Genius right?
>>80875810Milky WayCastle of CommerceMagick ObscuraTime to build a spaceport and see how star magic performs when you're actually in space!
https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/What happened to the font?
>>80873891Neither. I don't like dragonjak's CYOAs enough to care, and don't hate dragonjak at all so why wish death on him?
>>80876876It's not by Dragon_Jak. It's by Dragonjek. Despite the names, they are different people.
>>80876825Pokefucker here, I have absolutely no idea, I haven't touched it since I updated to v2 and it still works in the creator. I tried reuploading the json I have in my files that I can confirm has the font but when it's uploaded suddenly it doesn't work. I'm at a loss guys. Anyone have any ideas on what the issue is?Json is here for anyone who wants to play around with it to see where the issue is https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/project.json
>>80876954They dragonjak off together. Or maybe they jek each other off.
>>80877290The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!?!
>80866289 Yes, one version that was more faithful but not super well received, and another version that was a little better received but got rid of the fetish lists and so was quite controversial.
>>80878925Top 10 among 1 page CYOAs I've seen - thanks for reposting itI'd love to see a step-by-step to how the creator made this. The graphic design really elevates it.
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>>80879049Ah, that might be an older version of page 1. Can't remember what changed, but here's page 1 v1.2.
I think I got this one from /v/.
>>80880159Green rod is the best.
>>80880218Why?
>>80880221Mainly because most of them that are useful have downsides that make them useless. As where even if the plants die in a single day, it doesn't matter because you could still get an unlimited supply of most of the useful things you could get from plants. Like, what does it matter if an oak tree dies in a day, when you want the wood?As far as the other rods being good, Blue rod is neat but not being able to breathe air is quite the issue. Red rod could be good, but a bunch of ugly servants would be difficult to utilize meaningfully in the modern world. Orange rod is pretty good too, but could be surprisingly limited if touching people brings them in.My evaluations could change with more information, like what exactly you can pull off with blue's water control, or info on the voidlings from purple.
I like this one.
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Any update on Tentacle Realm?
>>80879062except you can't date the only virgin.
>>80880867Use Green and Yellow Negation.
>>80880634the last in-thread update was a couple of weeks ago, with the author saying that they're really busy, but making slow progress, back towards the very beginning of this month.the last visible update within the relevant Google Document was shortly before Christmas, with a tweak to how the Lust and Corruption stats actually work alongside three new mutations and an update to the Q&A section. the one before that was a pass through everything, with the most major tweaks being a clarification on Primordial Heart(making it clear what qualifies as an element that can be absorbed by it), some additional synergies for being male/female, and a few other relatively minor tweaks to point costs and the like.said pass might have also included a major-ish update to the Class system, giving you a free base class of your choice instead of just being able to choose between commoner, aristocrat, and mercenary.
>>80882373but that also likely was an earlier change.
>>80882373If I were to make a character today using the last-last version, would I get laughed at too badly?
>>80883316Nah. Who cares which version you use?
>>80883316the most recently posted Imagechest is fairly close to up to date, so using that is perfectly fine.now, if you go all the way back to 0.7(when the current version is something like 2.1)? that would generate some issues.
>>80883316i'll read it either wayis there a particular reason?
>>80884443Why use an old version?Can't be arsed downloading a new one, especially if it might get changed soon. Why am I interested in making a character now?I was thinking about the capturecard-thing and then saw the 'living object' race and some of the personal dimension powers and thought the solution to my problems might be to *become* the capture card, maybe with some doppelganger powers to make a whole deck of myself.
>>80885006i don't really get the can't be arsed, it's a one click thing
>>80880159Black. I'll go on a trip to some third world shit hole and come back immortal
>>80879062It's pretty clear how he made it. It's more interesting from where he took the images he photoshopped
>>80880159Which one allows me to conjure tungsten rods in low earth orbit over targeted locations (mostly in China)
>>80880159Orange
>>80880159You could work in a hospital’s palliative wing or a nursing home with the Black one for a while, but it’ll be discovered eventually. Assisted death services might be an option, but they might also be subject to being audited for providing good deaths.Just in case you plan to live in a society and not just turn into a pseudo-vampire.
>>80881238Yellow and not Red ?
Reddit cyoa https://lordcyoa.neocities.org/MooMoo/
>>80878925>Mrs. Takeuchi>Classroom>Vaginal Penetration>Teal and BlueI'm sure I will learn a lot
Made good progress today. But the project is long and it will still take long. The most important part is not working too much or too little per day…
cyoas for this feel?
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>>80880455No you don't.
>>80878925The one thing that doesn't quite line up with this CYOA (not a serious criticism, I love this CYOA) is that Fuziwara's blue trait already implies a relationship, so "super-charging" it doesn't really make as much sense, unless the implication is that she's by far the easiest to start a romantic relationship with.
>>80889104Taking the blue trait means you are trying to start something.
>>80889267It says "take... to the next level". It's not simply "accepting" the trait. It's an upgrade. My point is that her "unupgraded" blue trait is already strong enough to start a relationship.
>>80889323You could assume that if you don't take the trait she will just say no, no matter how much you try this year or how she feels.Like, Takeushi, if you don't take the blue trait, once Sex Ed is done, she will just go back to her husband and have nothing to do with you outside normal student teacher interaction.
>>80888602The tomb of Meresekhet, the deal is definitely not too good to be true, trust me bro, your definitely getting your Egyptian waifu
>>80890455More like be the Egyptian wife.
>>80887311Even one sentence a day is moving forward.
>>80890455nah, she's flatflatties get eatenit's called "delicious" flat chest for a reason
>>80890455I did but i became an autistic furry catgirl with a voice in my head that keeps telling me how could i fuck up something so simple
>>80893002Roll better next time
>>80880159Blue is true immortality, instantaneous movement, and infinite destructive power.
>>80892838Or you could give yourself big tiddy and give birth to her new body. Surely she'll inherit your bust.
>>80893154>trying againcheateryou're only allowed to play the cyoa once and it must be blind
>>80893416But I don't remember my blind build...
Post traitor and I'll give you a magical gift
>>80877290If you load the webpage and look at the network tab in dev tools, you'll see a 403 error where it tries to get the font.Might have to do with the "corsproxy.io" part of the font url? Maybe get rid of that and just access it directly.
>>80877290I think something like this would work.Also, the image for Lobotimite is broken. It tries to get it from https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/images/lobotomy.jpg but the image is actually found at https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/images/lobotomy.png
>>80894038>>80894695Thanks for looking into it but that does not work. It breaks the font even in the creator. I'm not sure why the proxy would work while the cyoa is in the creator but not when it's on neocities. You have an alternate proxy I could use?
>>80894856What I posted definitely won't work in the creator, but it should work on the website. Because you have the fonts locally on your website. You only need a proxy if you're accessing something from another website.
>>80894856Ah, wait. I made a mistake. You can't get rid of the full url. This pic related will work, I swear.
>>80893698Traitor?
>>80894856Here's proof! That way you know for sure you can trust me. It won't work in the creator, but it will work on the website.
Since we're talking about interactives, does someone have an interatice downloader than actually works. The Plebbit one doesn't
>>80895145I assume JRPG Traitor?
>>80895922There's too many edge cases. It's easier to make one yourself and modify it when you encounter an issue.Any interactive in particular you want?
>>80895527Nope, doesn't work. Just tried it. I remember why the proxy is there. Something to do with COR on neocities not letting you hence why theres a proxy. I assume the reason why it no longer works is cause neocities patched whatever vulnerability corsproxy was using, hence why it no longer works. Need a new proxy.
>>80897718Oh, now it no longer works in the creator either so I guess it was just delayed.
>>80897718I just went to the website right now and it works, so whatever you did fixed it.
>>80897023I wanted to download some Korean interactives such as https://bicyoa.neocities.org/Pygmalion/
There's an interactive cyoa that had a really slick UI and art it was sci-fi and had a society that uses semen for ftl fuel but I can't remember the damn name.
>>80898329It was called Empress or something and it was by Sylen, he canceled the CYOA and deleted it because it wasn't getting much attention. Personally my issue with it was that it was confusing where to start playing or what sections were live, I could never even figure out if I was forced to play a male or not or what my social class was.
>>80898329Sounds cool>>80898361RIP
>>80897980Doesn't work for me.
wake up
>>80900591it's the first of the month
>>80890455Just get better luck bro >>80892838How the fuck is this flat you blind nigga?
>>80901232"Flat" only means "prepubescent" to pedophiles like you
>Crying about lolis on /trash/Someone post argumentative anons at this loser.
>>80901232G-cup is the bare minimum to count as tits. she's nowhere near that. anything less can't be counted as a woman.what do you think the F in F-cup stands for? flat.
>>80901578Anything above F is no longer a woman but, rather, a cow.
>>80901602then you can call me a dairy farmer mate, cuz i'm getting that milk
>>80898329>>80898564Empress is in the allsync
>>80880159Probably orange cause it's the only one that doesn't have a horrible crippling drawback (so's green, but creating plants is fucking useless unless you want to smoke weed).
>>80902151The allsync is a nightmare for actually searching for a specific CYOA
>>80902151>>80903094I was just about to bring that up, how in the fuck does that site not have a search function? The most elementary feature ever and it's missing.
>>80875810Idle MuseMagick ObscuraBro, Come OnGirlfriend, magic and friends. Perfect for me.
>>80903094It's in Sylen's author folder.
>>80903189Thanks
>>80887311>Made good progress today. But the project is long and it will still take long.Friendly reminder that if your CYOA has more than one page it probably sucks.
>>80903663Profound - the Dao is simple
I haven't seen a single page CYOA I liked since the succubus egg one in like 2014 or 15.
>>80903706Same here but mainly because everyone makes 15 page monstrosities with 100k words of useless shitty "flavor" text instead.
>>80903843I absolutely adore flavor text so you and I are fundamentally enemies, sorry.
>>80898128Yeah, looks like a lot of the interactive downloaders that people have made aren't being updated. Tends to cause issues because ICC Plus 2 is getting updated on a regular basis. Setting up stuff like custom fonts for local use is also something that's hard to do automatically.Anyway, here's that CYOA for you: https://files.catbox.moe/hpawxy.zip
>>80904137I kneel>>80885881That's not very wu wei of you anon
RememberYou will never be a girl :)
>>80903677>>80903663Readlets have no rights
>>80898128I have to ask, do koreans make a lot of cyoa's? this isn't my first time seeing one of them.
>>80907161They make a lot. Mostly interactiveIf you like interactives, you should definitely check out the Korean stuff
>>80907161They formed a cargo cult around Tok CYOAs and this is the result. I'm not joking that's what actually happened.
>>80907177interesting do they have like a website?
>>80907223jesus how did that happen?
>>80907228Yes - you have to use a Korean VPN to access the NSFW stuffhttps://arca.live/b/cyoa/They also have an archive like we dohttps://cyoa-boat-1.neocities.org/?target=interactive
>>80907223>>80907241A bit exaggerated, but yeah there are a few of them who like translating TokSlop into Korean
Not much time for progress today. Maybe the night will bring more.… look man, it’s a better bump than ritual posting, isn’t it?
>>80893698>>80896163https://imgchest.com/p/qe4g59d8j7jhttps://rentry.org/jrpg_traitor_informationImagine JRPG Traitor but lewd... the possibilities...
>>80907223Understandable. They're a lot more palatable when you don't have to deal with the sandpaper personality of their creator.
>>80908026I have no trouble separating art from the artist but find them dull to read even when I like the premise because his prose is so bland, so maybe the translators are able to make it flow better in Korean.
>>80907963>Imagine JRPG Traitor but lewd... the possibilities...CYOAs... Betray...
I would like to inform the thread that I worked on my CYOA today. And that only some of that work was 'work' spent looking through the questionable-rated pics of Atelier girls.
>>80909016yay
>>80907963Apparently, if you hold this tamagochi the next time a 30+ page cyoa is posted you'll get 20 points to use as you please
Meanwhile, in bizarro /cyoar/...
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went on facebook marketplace to buy a couch, lady that sells one that's pissed on posted pic relatedthis is the kind of shit rosanon would post, non-0 chance that's her
>>80910788Rosanon is a man. He is not a tranny. He wants to be a girl but God won't let him.
rosanon is a non-passing tranny "she" don't look like that, think fat guy with a whig
>>80909310Meta-CYOAs are a cancer
>>80910788Speaking of seeing authors out in the wild, I saw someone with the username Cruxador replying to a twitter post that was on my feed. Clicked on his feed and he's also posting pro-lolicon stuff so I'm pretty sure it's him. Small world.
>>80910872He's not even that. He believes God doesn't want him to be a woman so vents his frustrations via CYOA since he can't IRL.
>>80910163actually keked
>>80910857>He is not a tranny. He wants to be a girlisn't that the same thing?
>>80907963>Imagine JRPG Traitor but lewdOnly interested if it gives me a suite of cute gay JRPG villains to join, like Booga.
>>80910936It's the difference between wanting to be something and believing that wanting it makes you that thing. Trannies believe they are girls. Rosanon wants to be a girl but knows he is a man and from his posts appears to reluctantly accept that. If I want to be a billionaire that doesn't make me a billionaire.
>>80910936Just don't engage with discourse on this subject, it's politicized to the point where it's impossible to have a serious and fair discussion.
>>80910983If you are left-handed, it doesn't matter if you go through life trying to LARP as "normal" for posterity or not, you're still left-handed in your brain.Same with being gay, and same with being trans. If you want to fuck dudes, you're gay, doesn't matter if you do it or not.
>>80911041This requires you accept being trans as a legitimate identity and not a delusion.
>>80910788what is the point of this retarded blogpost other than to tell us that rosanon lives rent free in your head
>>80911041By your logic, if girls want to fuck dudes, they're gay, doesn't matter if they do it or not.
Whatever happened to Tok anyway?Tok had a killer premise for a princess cyoa in the works i think, did that come out?>>80911091Define "delusion".
oh, i see, it was an excuse to start talking about trannies and derail the threadwhat a strange obsession
>>80910895why is loli banned on 4chan but legal on twitter?>>80911103it happened and i posted it, idk what to tell you>>80911116if YOU want to fuck dudes, YOU are gayYOU are not a girl :)
>>80910983Are you implying trannies don't want to be girls?
Looks like someone is tired of bumping the thread by themselves so they started the old tranny-argument.exe. Clever "girl".
>>80911134Tok has done nothing but attentionwhore for years now. Apparently he's working on a cyoa but he's said it may not even come out this year.
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>>80911134>Define "delusion".Believing it's possible for a man to become a woman.
>>80911513giving an example is not the same as defining
>>80911349Thanks for not participating in the fagathalon.
>>80911134>Define "delusion".Wholehearted belief in a falsehood, to the point that the deluded individual consciously and subconsciously considers it truth. Life's greatest delusion is known as hope.
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>>80911349>>80911360HeartMatronTrainingPlatonicRealmnetThe best shot at becoming a better person. If only it were so simple.
>>80912358>Wholehearted belief in a falsehood, to the point that the deluded individual consciously and subconsciously considers it truth.so is simply being mistanken but convinced a delusion?
>>80912358okay so according to this definition, in order to determine if something is a delusion or not, we must necessarly know if the thing they're thinking is true or not?
>>80910147wonder how the gay lion is doing
>>80912464Dreading when the eventual Nocturnal Sweeping and Spring Cultivation bokgak and their Heishouslop.
>>80911349I forgo the mortal realm.>MaidenLeave it as it is. Those thorns are too annoying.>MotherContact and Motherhood. Of course I want to talk to my perfect wife more often.>MatronTraining and Platonic. I already have a perfect wife, why would I also need her? My perfect wife would do mommydom for me if I wanted it.>TwistAbstain. Internet without being able to post would be frustrating and pointless, and Rotation is just worse than Abstain.
>>80912367Now there's a good example of a delusion.>>80912400Only if you're so certain that you refuse to believe that you're mistaken when it's pointed out that you are.>>80912459Well it's hard to say somebody isn't Napoleon if you don't know why that'd be impossible.
>>80886659reminds me of the cowgirl wageslave wip https://cowgirlwageslave.neocities.org/cyoas/Cowgirl%20Wageslave/CYOA/lactation is hot
Yes you will.