/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4526>"Spatial Awareness" Edition--Stories--By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 24)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By 7oomer>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56991331By Nilly_Willy>Tech Terror (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74775056By W_T_Anthrolover>Shark Lifeguard Wife Greentexthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/78503781By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By TheWhiteFoxProject>Rare Mammalshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/56532217By Anon_Writfriend>Jarvis and Sigyorn (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/205348606By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By VeeAnon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By BeardoMan_43>Foxcel Talehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/78324986By That0ne1Guy>Westward Trouble (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68174381By 404nocreativeusername>Dragons know how to work a Brothelhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/78221216By Sable_Wren>A Match Tale (Ch. 3) [Revised]https://archiveofourown.org/works/65403535By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 24)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80902049Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>80909691Goth anthros discovering they'd make great mothers?
Lazy nigger didn't update the stories.
yeah we like BIG CATS here
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>>80909836her arm looks disproportionate enough that you'd think I drew it.
Hey, /afohm/, anyone have any good secret sniff stories?Last night on the way home from work there was a human man who must have been a laborer of some kind, because it was really strong. Usually I'm pretty good as just sniffing without being caught, being a shorter species of anthro, but I couldn't help but let out a big SNIFF that made him look down.I guess he thought it was a bad sniff because he looked really embarrassed and said he was sorry before looking away.Human men just don't get how good they smell to anthro girls like us, isn't that right?
hey it's megod it's hard to draw when not in mood for ithope this pic brightens up yours
>PSA:Be on the lookout for Clawbots since they are confirmed to be posting on 4chan.
Apparently there's a Civ 2 official expansion that has a civilisation of bird people called Buteo.Now I'm imagining a story about a bird girl being into Civ games.(In before it's just older Madison)
Minks are all sexual deviants
>>80909750Thanks doc
>>80909861upper arm should be longer yeah
Hi Anon! I was thinking of flying down for an epic vacation. [Redacted] told me you were planning a party. (human men FTW!) I cleared my calendar. What are the details? Thank you good sir.
>>80909970Suki is the Ghislaine of anthros
>>80909912Really cute. I love big birb hugs
>>80909950>you will never have a LAN party in the 90s with a cute bird girlFucking end it all right now.
Last time on the Adventures of John Hue Mann. With the party split for reasons completely out of their control Martha and John find themselves attempting to reunite with Oga in Stattonberry’s University of the Magi, after a clever pied themed plan they find themselves inside the secretive University in stolen robes, stashing two old men into a dark corner. “Well now what?” You ask Martha.“Hey you’re the Ideas guy.” She replies.
>>80910006Some damn good giggle physics
>>80910098Do your best wizard voice and try marching into the University like you totally belong there
>>80910098give martha's tit a grope out of nowhere and scurry off
grim day for foxfagshttps://youtu.be/nb5ZR8tgc6Q
>>80910117>giggle physicsClown-based motion
So depressed, everything sucks.
waifurs who keep dragging you to indie rock shows at coffee shops that kinda suck
It's not gay if the fur "boi" is feminine and cute
>>80910349shima love
>>80910349guys is this video weeldoes shima have the fattest tits is that twue
>>80910413>the Bin Ladenlol
>>80910468that shitty watch has become some sort of ironic fashion accessory
>>80910492>that shitty watchIt's cheap, durable, reliable and fairly accurate. It's not an "ironic fashion accessory", just a good and cheap way to keep track of time. I've been wearing an F-105W (an EL backlit variant) for years before switching to a radio syncing G-Shock and it's been fantastic. Fucker's still running on the original battery after all these years as well.
>>80910524the phone in my pocket does the trickspouting off watch model numbers makes you sound like some sort of EDC weenie
>>80910538just post fat furry tits with twitter and bsky filenames
>>80910098can you PLEASE upload all these to a single source because i wasnt able to read the older ones. Archive of our own lets you insert images fyi.
>>80909880I wish there was a whole story about this concept with waifurs sneeding in your ear
>>80910524>G-ShockThis sounds like a brand of gay sex device.>>80910552this
>>80910413Sounds comfy.
>>80910524They're the "just werks" of watches.
>>80910543sorry for the personal attacks anon next time ill be less specific
>>80910559It's important to remember that sneeding specifically refers to rapid ear sniffing, where the intent is to make the brisk, short pace between inhales and exhales feel very stimulating.
>>80909951That is not a mink bruh
>>80910630I was not aware of the difference. thank you, scholar
>>80910538The reason i got the F-105W is because I was tired of pulling out my phone every time I wanted to check the time, it's way more practical to take a quick glance at your wrist. Wore it on my final high-school exam as well which I wouldn't be able to with a smartphone or a smartwatch.>>80910563>This sounds like a brand of gay sex device.lelThough I do prefer the GW-M5610U, an upgrade in (almost) every way. A timer, radio sync and solar charging so I don't ever have to worry about the time drifting or having to manually correct leap years or DST. It's the "just werks+" of watches. It being an absolute tank of a watch is just an additional bonus.
>>80910630dimposter why do you like dim
>>80910630I think that would break me I’m very ticklish in my ear
What did he do
>>80909958Mia a shit. Lunara's where it's at.
>"Which way to the /hmofa/ gangbang?"
EPSTEIN WAS JERKING IT TO FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S TOY CHICA FUTA COCK PORN
>>80910879If she doesn't get a human boyfriend by the end of the series I'm gonna lose it
>>80910879Such fucking delicious glorps
>>80910869And Bin Laden jorked to Bible Black.
>>80910723>Wore it on my final high-school examsomething wrong with the clock on the wall, dork?
This was the animation Big Jeff stroked it tohttps://e621.net/posts/1448541Fucking surreal to think I've jorked it to it around the same time as well
>>809109331) I don't read analog clocks as fast (but I can still read them when I need to)2) Glancing at my wrist is faster than looking up to the wall
>>80910869No wonder he was a faggot too
>>80910900I'm pretty sure she already does?
>>80910996The chubby guy she's always with is her fudgepacking coworker
>>80910957… you’re kidding right? Which document says that he did this? Unfortunately because of all the other commenters there, I believe you
>>80910194>>80910212>>80910552>>80910563(I’ve got it all compiled up till wednesday, issue i don’t have a AO3 account so i’m waiting for 2 months to get one. I not sure where else i could dump it in the mean time.)You look back at Martha, look her up and down, her ill fitted stolen robes are to long, to tight in the waist, and to broad in the shoulders, and fit her sturdy arms tightly. All in all, “10/10” you think as you grab her breast. “Ah!” She lets out then gives you a stern look and points her finger at as you give her a stupidly smug face.“Alright… act Magy” you say as you leave the safety of the nook. As you walk past another group of people students or teachers you’re not sure, you use your most boisterous and magierly voice.“Good day fellows!” You say with a wave. (The students roll a 14 to see through your disguise failing) “Ok, she said she had something important to attend to here, where do you think they would do important shit?” You say as you spot a direction placard. (They read, auditoriums, to the left, staff offices, to the right, and grand lecture hall straight ahead.)
Guys there is a non zero chance Epstein used /hmofa/ and I don't know what to feel about that
>>80910957>anthro futa on human femaleAt least warn us
I miss Kohaku... My wife...
>>80910989>he can't read an analog clock but he's willing to memorize digital watch model numbers
>>80909912I've read your post and felt a whole damn essay swelling up inside.But I'm only going to say: thank you. I appreciate it greatly.
>>80911051That's not what he said though?
>>80911013There have been some new ones recently released, he shared a /gif/ thread link with that animation in the OP and also talked about meeting moot in person. Weird ass fucking timeline we live in.>>80911027I already said Big J rubbed it to futa bro
>>80911067>also talked about meeting moot in personholy mossad
>>80911014Probably staff offices.
>>80911111holy quintsalso he opened /pol/ a week after that meeting
>>80911066look bud only 3 types of people wear wristwatches these days>effay weenies>rich men wearing luxury brands worth more than my car>EDC autistsand I think everyone in this ITT thread knows which one you are
sigh
rapemonster
>>80911130And? Anon you are on 4chan of all places
>>80911130Carrying a wristwatch, pocket knife and a dedicated flashlight is much less gay than being a condescending avatarfag thoughbeit
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE SLOSH HELL
>>80911130i like my garmin instinct 2 okay?
>>80909950>>80910051>you will never have a long game of civ over dial up with a cute bird girl that lives far away, slowly growing closer as your in-game alliance causes you to realize your feelings
>>80910468you can actually install a modchip and use that watch for TOTP codes or program it to do other things
>>80911203die buried in massive boobs
>>80911203She looks like she turns around too fast and gives you a concussion with her weighty tit as you sit peacefully.
>>80911250>she's lactating so the slap hurts even worse
Give me a waifur that's sorta retarded and would appear on T90's low ELO legends.
>>80911014staff office will probably give info on where Oga is, but i know they'll want to know our relation to her. we need an alibi. solution: say that Oga is pregnant with our child and we want to check up on our "beloved".
>>80909726She’s so cute
It's a damn shame T-Soni died all those years ago, he would've had a blast seeing that Epstein jerked off to his work.
Anon what would you do if you were going to go on a date with a lynx woman, and a giant floating lynx head appeared from the sky and floated down before her cheek fluff flows downwards like Rapunzel's hair with the intent on flying you to your location, and she says "Grab my beard"
>>80911556I don't know, Cory.
would you the psychic cat
>>80911639>HH
>>80911639i kinda want the one with baby factory tier hips on the left please
>>80911639somatic grounders...
>>80910957>Comment section has been locked.
idk why lorepaw hides the steppers in all his art, he does them cute
>>80911719temptation
>>80911693e6 jannies rival the ones on here in terms of pure faggotrymost NO FUN ALLOWED jannies ever
>>80911693NMNY and e6 jannies in a nutshell
>>80911693I guess that’s better than when the Martha Speaks shooting happened and they banned everyone who commented/favorited (and apparently those who upvoted comments too)
>>80911743Uhhhhh. Sauce?
>>80911743...do Slaanesh acolytes have the ability to change genders on the fly? Just asking for a friend...
>>80911693lmaoo
What artists have TRAPPED and BETRAYED /hmofa/?
Alisa was in the Epstein files
>>80911855PUNISHED and TORTURED by the HMOFA
Diane Foxington was one of Epstein’s best clients
>>80911855Me when you don’t put my art in the op
how long before the US president's terrible health finally catches up with him and we don't have to hear /pol/ shit every fucking day?
>>80912064>implying the net won't be a solid wall of "fuck orange man" for years after he diesyou're talking about people who put a sleazy real estate man on the same level as the biblical antichrist, they're not going to be walking back from that.
>>80912064He shat himself again recently so not too long
>>80912064Things have a tendency of only getting worse.
Still can't get enough of this Mineru picture.
>>80911639>end of the game/novel>the vessel is self-destructing because (BAD STUFF) has happened>the Metroid-style evacuation countdown has initiated and the three survivors, led by Caleb, are fleeing>all of the other crewmates besides Fenwick and Knox are dead>suddenly, the sounds of weeping and sobbing begin assaulting their minds>it sounds like it's coming from everywhere at once>and that's when Caleb sees her>H's leg is crippled beneath a collapsed portion of railing and is too mentally overwhelmed to act>at some point her nullifier helmet fell off, and now her thoughts are being broadcast all across what remains of the ship>with Knox's help, Caleb manages to lift the unmelted steel beam just enough for her to crawl out>carrying the diminutive, frail and injured feline in his arms, Caleb leads the remaining survivors to the emergency pod>as they board and Knox inputs a set of coordinates, Fenwick assesses H's injury>ever the Captain Willard, Caleb takes a seat opposite the two girls and pensively relays it all to himself>blood and smoke and cuts>the screaming and crying>"Thank... you...">his thoughts interrupted, the human glanced up>Knox was at the keypad, Fenwick was treating a modest leg gash>then Caleb saw her>those strained, red eyes gazed back at him>he nodded
>>80912140Saving the closeted human-homo furbro is the best decision.
>>80911122>>80911433“Maybe we can find something in the staff Offices.” You tell Martha and then head down the Right hallway. You and Martha both take in the stunning architecture of the University, the vaulted Ceilings bear beautiful illustrations of magic and magery. Then the hall narrows, and splits off into many smaller hallways, the doors all begin to have name placards on them, you two wonder aimlessly until you happen to stop a passerby. “You wouldn’t happen to know where Oga is would you?” “Uh no, I wasn’t aware she was in town, but she has an office right down that way with the other researchers.” “Princess is a researcher?” Martha states bluntly. You two go down and find her office, it’s unlocked, and looking over at Martha with a shrug you two go inside.It’s a cramped office, and if it was to be described in one word it would be, cluttered. Not a single place to sit, papers and books and all manner of dodads cover every surface.“Bitch you live like this?” Martha says.You sush her, and begin looking through what looks to be a fresher pile of papers. They seem to be a transcript of her Inquiring skull to show her “the convergence” but skull being as he is repeatedly talks around the issue or shows her something completely nonsensical. Martha on the other hand, can not read, and looks through all the things she probably shouldn’t be touching. One a silver looking ball with runes across its surface begins to glow brightly as she holds it. You not paying her unhelpfulness any mind find some freshly quilled paper, notes from today, over a meeting Oga is to be having today. You read through it and there’s mention of you and martha and the cloaked men.
>>80912140H is best girl and deserves pets
The secondaries will pass.
>>80912140Lorepaw's probably in here writing this shit down lmao
>>80912140>psycho species fetishist doctor gets rattled back into sanity from an NDE on an exploding spaceship>bagged>anthro male grease monkey who clearly has feelings for the human protag but can't commit and always puts work before personal affairs>bagged>unstable ESP cat who could crush a Hilux into the size of a nickel and got kidnapped as a kid and doesn't even understand concepts like friendship or emotions>baggedCaleb is rolling in the deep.
>>80912202grab Martha by the tit and get her attention, let her know that we can go check if the meeting is soon or already happening
>>80912278don't forget beer drinking fraternizing captain and kobeni phenotype corporate stooge
>>80912305Early on sure, but from the context of Anon's green, they're deceased.
>>80912305>>80912334Shit taste desu
>>80912305personally speaking, paige reeks like a snake and probably has some absolutely horrific death coming to her for keeping whatever bad shit is going down on the ship to herselfalso the idea that EVERYONE has to survive is rather low-stakes imo
>>80912356Wrong. I wanna lick his balls and penis
i was inspired to create H after watching jack stauber's opal and also the movie dogtooth, lol. extrapolate from that what you will.dogtooth is weird as fuck and i don't know if i'd recommend it.
>>80912140>Anti-stimulation belt finally breaks and falls off>The years-old stank of unwashed cat snatch billows through the pod and kills everyone inside
>>80912397> personally speaking, paige reeks like a snake and probably has some absolutely horrific death coming to her for keeping whatever bad shit is going down on the ship to herselfCall me fucked up but I like characters like that
>>80911777im fucking the dog, ted
>>80912413>except for me and I float through the air like a cartoon going after a steamy pie in the windowsill
>>80912411I remember watching Opal with my brother years ago and we both thought it was pretty interesting. Wish AS experimented more often. Never heard of that other film, but the synopsis looks... fun.
>>80912397Yeah? I like sappy happy endings so I'm going earn the good ending where everyone lives. You enjoy your 'realism'.
>>80912454it's a very interesting film but i don't know if i'd call it a fun watch. depends on your stomach for arthousey stuff i guess.
>>80912397>>80912431>>80912498This, I hope she lives and has a happy ending
>>80912064biden's not sitting his prostate cancer having ass in the oval office anymore you inbred trog.hmofa is right wing. agartha is found through your awoo's womb.
>>80912515>biden out of nowhereyou're as braindead as your president
>>80912501I've got a pretty strong constitution, so maybe I'll give it a looksee whenever. Cute dog btw
>>80912515a nazi's best wife is considered to be an underage aryan little girl btw
>>80912544NTA but Martyrs is another good fucked up film from around the same era
>>80912515Please don't use my art for your gay politisperging opinions.
>>80912599Already way ahead of you on that one. To you, I'd suggest Combat Shock if you're looking for something iffy but still very morbid.
>>80912541i mentioned biden because he was the actual one with health problems, unlike with what you just said regarding trump. you run psyops all the time, accusing your enemy of shit you do, or shit you're afflicted with by God who curses you. go be a nigger somewhere else. maybe you'll have more luck being a sniveling kike on reddit where you belong.
>>80912612>i put the black sun behind the omnifur, but i would never ever ever let this image mean the thing everyone knows what its supposed tobad bait
>>80912498I like well-deserved comeuppances, but it's not my project and it's no biggie. But I really, really do not like people who keep vital information to themselves at the peril of others; especially for shady, intangible groups and not even just like, one or two evil individuals. Her being a sweat just makes it feel more deserved like dr. malcolm at the end of the original jurassic park
i plan on slightly redesigning caleb to look slightly less muppet-esque and reduce the size of fenwick's massive balloon head. maybe there will be one or two more characters in the main cast but i don't wanna go crazy.
>>80912675I put the black sun behind my character Paula because everything I do with her story revolves around her journey inwards and the self discovery she finds there.Un-save my art from your device.
>>80911130It’s not that deep bro. I have a f91 because work doesn’t let us bring phones into the warehouse and I heard f91s are tough. Most people’s lives and decisions are that simple.
>>80912515Fatty hog cankles, dementia brained pedo , IV bruised tiny handed McLardass meal 4 times a day, never fell off a bicycle because he's never been on a bicycle. wants you to believe he's the same height and health of MCU Thor.Biden hasn't been the president since mid 2024; the GOP and conservative media saw to that. I'm talking about the president of "STATES RIGHTS! real men wear diapers! I won't wear a face diaper! let me marry my 9 y/o nieces, STOP THE VOTE! I'm tired of raping in sin! gas prices are bad unless trump says otherwise! Biden crime family!!! don't talk about Jared and Ivanka getting paid to sell the undercover government employee list to Israel! muh gun rights! dems tried to assassinate our president twice by using 2 life-long republicans from conservative families to shoot in the same zipcode as he may have been! let me wear my ear diaper in solidarity! let the gestapo wear face diapers! real men suck cock! don't release the epstein files! he had a gun!" crowd.
i kind of like white supremacy in my hmofa though... i got shrimp tempura and you're telling me i cant have the sweet teriyaki? one suggests the other is nearby
>>80912696>and fenwick's balloon headjust don't touch those big-ass ears
>>80912764my thread... my beautiful thread... its fucking falling apart
>>80912801i think i am actually going to make them bigger, lmao.
>>80912064When he croaks, people will grieve like mad. Some boomers and evangelicals borderline worship him as some God King straight out of ancient china
>>80912783Considering empathy for animals (an overwhelmingly white trait) is one step left of hmofa, it makes sense.
>>80912630>election tourist telling me to go back>trump shill calling me a kikewhat a funny niggerI just pointed out how you instantly gravitated to biden just like the current president often doesof course sleepy joe is never ruling again but that's so obvious it doesn't even need to be said
Shut up and post tattooed waifurs.
>>80912861nigger coded
>>80912811my hope is that they go dark for a few months "out of respect" or whatever. mostly I just want /pol/ to bannable outside of /pol/. Like how they do with /pony/.
>>80912810>or so I've heard
>>80912821ehhh he's kinda right about the prostate cancer being hidden for his whole election thing right after people were at the same time accusing trump of having bad health. that shit should have been a huge scandal man. its about the hypocrisy
>>80912202Try to find the meeting and listen in.
>>80912815a femcel trad-larper bnuyy who mellows out (only a little) after i start dating her would be the sickest thing ever, maybe next year i'll be good enough to find her under my christmas tree
>>80912811After the initial unbearable smugness that blumpf is dead, what are lefties going to do? Their whole thing for the last decade was hating him. What will they do with the gaping hole left afterward?
>>80912696>maybe there will be one or two more characters in the main cast but i don't wanna go crazyA small cast is better for this type of setting/scenario.
the crazy japanese milf is at it again
>>80912451LMAO
>>80912909both of them were not in good health at the time. Hell, Trump was covid positive during the first debate they ever had, wanted to forgo masks, forgo screening, and shake his opponent's hand. The prostate cancer thing is nothing compared to Trump falling asleep during his own campaign speeches, and stroking out. Both of them are sundowning, the Trump media networks just chose to focus on Biden's advanced age instead of Trumps./pol/ was a mistake
>>80911154Very rapist
>>80912959nuremberg 2: electric chairaboo
i have a plan. we take all the money being given to israel and syphon it into the hmofafication slush fund for reasearch into making hmofa real. we get trump on our side by showing him that white birth rates will exponentially explode with hmofa women replacing humie foids. and boom. we've all made it before next decade.
>>80912988>that side eyeShe knows human females are watching
Where's the SHORTSTACK representation huh... a ship full of tall and skinny girls but no shorties, huh... I see how it is...
>>80913081https://www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/2026/01/31/trump-compromised-by-israel/
>>80913059im pretty sure prostate cancer is worse than covid and falling asleep man... and ive never heard of him stroking out, not even over leftist cable.
>>80913116No it isn’t
>>80913116>leftist cablehe very obviously had a stroke, the "sleep" was a series of seizures, even fox covered his stroke.
can we just get likea drawing of every political faggot in this thread being lined up into a firing squad by some hot anthro babesor hell even just double tap-to-ditch approachagain by hot anthro babesi just want to see hot anthro babes shutting these leech secondaries up permanently
Wow, I didn't know TDS was that prominent here. Mental illness abounds.
I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of Reddit and anthro.foo until we can figure out what the Hell is going on
>>80913110these are in the same files where a woman said trump raped her and threw her baby into lake eerie... almost a half-decade before trump and epstein even knew eachother. furthermore, epstein said basically everything under the sun about trump because A: they were enemies after 2004 when trump banned him from ever being around any event he hosted ever again after he caught epstein perving on a guest's minor daughter, and the vast majority of all those accusations were during 2017 when every fag and their polycule was just saying shit about trump.
>>80913152That would be /adhg/'s expertise.
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF ALREADYYOU'RE NOT WANTED HEREYOU HAVE A WHOLE GODDAMN CONTAIN BOARDUSE IT
>>80913147okay, then when was this?>>80913143my retard in christ. it's cancer, i dont care if its "just" prostate cancer, thats cancer. you saying this other thing is worse then cancer isnt going to make it true. it just makes you look like you're willing to double down on being stupid
>>80913169ikr? who would be that retarded where they need to constantly throw themselves on every single grenade he drops?
Fug za car
>>80913152I honestly might do it, not gonna lie
>>80913213gb2 /pol/ /hmofa/ is not /pol/-but good.
>>80913152honestly, if you make a follow up of dovahchuddy being given some kind of skyrim medal of honor by ulfric stormcloak for saving skyrim by stopping the /pol/ civil war. that'd be pretty rad
>>80913237i am not joking
>>80913244isnt it thought? (these memes are so fucking cash lmao. i will breed with the wolp, and i will be happy)
>>80913236Cute, hope for the artist to make more human
>>80912890Injun coded, retard
>>80913252I dunno I've been hearing about Epstein bullshit for three days straight at this point, and frankly I'm sick of it.I'm gonna draw something I guess but likely not that unless I come back and retardo is still at it.
>>80913190The people who don't like him will slurp down every fake made up rumor claiming it's true.
is now a bad time to ask about if i should update my skryim story or my nerdy lioness CEO story after i finish some updoots i promised in another thread...?
>>80912544need more yeehaws or else i will die
>>80913172No one gives a fuuuck about that second one
>>80913316just wait. this thread is trashed and unsalvageable no matter how much effort goes into fixing it
>>80913213You’re wrong tho
>>80913213>wHeN?!?Do you remember when Trump put a hit on Charlie Kirk? How in every statement he made on the subject looked like he was doing a Larry Flynt impersonation? He phoned Fox and friends and slurred about how "myyyyy ahhh, uh shhhhhtroke wushhh a leftish hoakshh." then tweeted the same thing then showed up a few days later one slide completely slouched like peter griffin full of nickels.
>>80913285you're telling me, the other accusation of rape in the files straight up mentions UFO's and Hillary clinton being responsible for a bombing
>>80913262Wolf pups and half wolves are not white. No matter who their dads were. Same with mulattos and other graybabies.
>>80913357>unironic schitzopostingits bleak
>>80913347Cute pic but she stares like a rapist
Mods please....
>>80913403youre muttposting, a nice man is starting a family with the woman he loves and preserving both species in the process... and you're muttposting?
>>80913347can i at least post a few of my own hmofachuddies making it, as a treat? i have a few of them myself. this one is both hilarious and warms my heart
>bro why would you want to wear a watch your phone shows time lolMeanwhile me, at the gym. Two other guys. One loudly asks what's the time as he walks to grab his phone. Just as he finished the sentence I glanced at my watch and read the time out loud, before he even grabbed the phone..You just can't beat the reliability and ease of having it on your wrist all the time. The bigger meme are people who made their lives harder because they've bought into the "smartphones do everything" meme.
gggGHHHHHGGGHHHHHHH
>>80909726I'm retconing Morgan as an aspiring indie poprock artist. All of her music focuses on her melancholic life experiences, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRfzccKG11Q
>>80913482
/hmofa/ is right-wing coded
>>80913482and that's where it all started for me. Chinese cat ass
>>80912140wholesome :)
>>80913490And she has a human husband/boyfriend she has sex with now, right?
>>80913404>iT's BlEaK!!!indeed.
>>80913482The Shima Luan renaissance
>>80913316LIONESS CEO is that the one where she and him met in cosplay at a convention? I think I was the one who brought it up again to you. You know my vote :^) but I’m still happy to read whatever you want to work on the most
>>80913539im not even sure how to respond to you agreeing with me while also mocking me in your greentext so have a funny hmofapost i guess
>>80913490Retcon her to an aspiring goth/new wave/post punk artist, influenced by the likes of Joy Division, The Cure, Killing Joke and so on.
>>80913580yeah thats the one! i really want to have a licking scene where she preens him with her tongue when they eventually get together. i want it to feel like a soothing hairbrushing experience. nothing but snoot boops, heavenly licks and big puffy paw beans
>>80913496nothing more beautiful than your waifu pregnant with your next child
>>80913573this model has been such a guilty pleasure lol
>>80913664thats so awesome. I wonder if she will try to lick the skin and tear it up at first, or if she knows that arm hair isnt enough to stop her tongue bristles from ripping it up. also beans mentioned.... your plans sound very wholesome I cant wait
>>80913619Saying he isn't healthy and hasn't been healthy looking for years at this point. It's not schizo to believe what everyone is seeing, no amount of color correction will fix reality, his facial paralyzation is not the result of AI or photoshop. The American president is an ill man, likely to die during his term.
>>80913759i dont care if the next president is the biggest oy vey-ian out there I dont want another geriatric old fuck
>>80913759he is still basedjaukueing? domp eet
Need a waifur who is super into Adam Curtis documentaries.
>>80913426Muttposting shmuttposting. I'll happily fill my waifur with hybrids, but I will never delude myself into believing that will "save the white race". It'll at best, save the hybrid program.
>>80913790>he complains about le president? pomp eet again>hmofa 17 stage 2 vill begin
>>80913696I do enjoy hefty saggers if I do say so myself.
/hmofa/ has terminal 7
>>80912282>>80912945>>80912282>>80912945You roll up the note, and stuff it in your robe pocket. You go over to Martha and grab the shinny ball out of her hand and toss it aside, she look up at you with surprise and anger, then as you go to squeeze her chest again she grabs your hand. “Who do you think you are? You think just cause I fucked you once I’m your little fucking sex toy?” She says looking as angry and intimidating as a 4’11” sec badger can.(You fail your commonsense roll) “Maybe.” You say grabbing her wrist with your hand. Her mouth hangs open with shock, did this little cretin really?(Skill roll off, and sure e-fucking-nuff you roll a fucking critical success 4, vs her 10)Martha goes to rip her hand from yours but only ends up letting your hand slip from hers instead, you grab her other hand and smiling at her ineptitude at releasing herself from you she steps back to try and kick, but you follow closely keeping your body close to hers until she backs into a wall causing papers and knick-nacks to fall off the adjacent shelf.Martha’s expressing turns from rage to embarrassment this has never happened before, a few more times she struggles, but each time you pin her more firmly against the wall, until your face is inches from hers and you hold her hands above her, your fingers locked in hers. There you two finally stop the struggle, and as a shock to you, suddenly her tongue is in you mouth. Deep frantic breaths in and out of her nostrils blow against your face as you release her hands and immediately begin clawing at her robes, this is not love making, this is an attack of desperate carnal desire. You clear the bench next to you of all of Oga's Trivialities and place Martha there, face down. There you finally make progress on fighting her ill fitted robes and hock it up over her ass and tail. Revealing it bare and wet.(Wasn’t planning a sex scene but ok)
>>80913782I want the Right to go hard in support of Mel Gibson. Even if he doesn't win, he'd be like a better in every imaginable way version of Trump. I want the Left to go hard for John Stewart or Stephen Colbert. I also want an emergency election to take place at the midterms, instead of in another 2.5 years.
>>80913808i dont want to be mean or nothing. but thats kind of self-defeating. i want hmofa to be for forever and ever, and that means pure humans and pure anthros must be able to repdocude and have stable children. something something their dymorphism of male and female is also a key component in human x anthro breeding. something something "thats just how women look, they have fur and snoots">>80913756well, in the world in my head, anthro women have always been, meaning cat women's scratchy tongues are actually made to be suited to not harm human skin. why would a mother evolve for a part of her meant for nurturing young be too harsh on half of her young's poor skin? i like to make things pleasant in that reasonable, believable way
>>80913808Dragon...
>>80913892>emergency electiondo you happen to be Canadian? i get a feeling...
>>80913793Cuddling and listening to Mark Fisher.
>>80913892>I also want an emergency electionRead: I want a communist revolution to happen in the US just like I have been taugjt by my teachers all this time in public schools and universities
Waifur that is most likely to cheat?
>>80913872Our Horny disadvantage is secretly an advantage I see.
>Our beloved leader might be a cannibalistic child rapist>BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT A COMMUNIST
>Waifur saviorfags the bjork stalker, thinking she could've saved him. Wears a "The Best of Me" shirt
>>80914040Big fat bird tits
Someone is mad.
>>80913872With your right hand you start playing with it, and with your left you wrangle up your robes, after a bit of a struggle you have them up and taking your hand out of Martha’s sopping wetness you briefly coat your cock with her before ramming it in. It is quick, and violent, and loud. Like two feral animals only interested in getting theirs you two buck against each other. You last barely a few minutes before you feel yourself getting close. Martha close behind she wraps her legs around and and as you finish she works your waist with her legs keeping you pumping, you can hardly stand the sensation to intense. You think you might collapse, but just before you do with a loud moan and a earthquake worth of shivers she finishes, drenching your legs and crotch in her juices. A few moments later you two awkwardly walk out of Oga’s office to see a gaggle of staff members standing worried in the hall. “You uh” you try and get any moisture im your dry mouth making a fee small smacking sounds. “You all wouldn’t happen to know where Oga is having her meeting do you? She forgot her notes.”
>>80914077you can say that again
>>80914111I will now watch your movie.
>>80913872that could've been bad, im happy that Martha was moved by our enthusiasm. I wouldnt want to make her sad
>>80914111>I'm not a bad bun, I'm just drawn that way
>>80914156Righteousness.
>>80913872shove cock down badger cunt in one go
>>80913902>well, in the world in my head, anthro women have always been, meaning cat women's scratchy tongues are actually made to be suited to not harm human skin. why would a mother evolve for a part of her meant for nurturing young be too harsh on half of her young's poor skin? i like to make things pleasant in that reasonable, believable waysound logic. they dont need to rip meat from bone anymore but they do need to clean baby
>>80914117ooo that's hawt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9eUMdXKc5E
>>80914117Oh my god, this is illustrated like a Gilded Age sex scene. Amazing.
>>80913793>Need a waifur who is super into Adam Curtis documentaries."Anon thought that if he could just find the right combination of traits in a waifur, that he could fill the crushing emptiness inside him... But this was a fantasy."
I can’t say for certain but it seems like someone from acrg had meltie
>>80914199ugly waifurs that feel get shy when you make them feel beautiful
>>80914117try to get composed and say that we need to check on my beloved Oga, appeal to emotions
>>80913981>>80913927The government is compromised. The reigns of power is in the hands of 1 person, which shits all over the constitution and all over the founding of the country. An emergency election is needed at this point because, from the end of the Obama administration to the current year, the Republican party has consolidated power to the leader of their party, whether or not that is the sitting president. It was called the T-party until it was the MAGA party, the leader was McConnell until mid 2024. McConnell had all the power on the Right from the founding of the T-party until Trump was found guilty on 34 counts of election interference and the subsequent attempt to overthrow the transition of power (not by a singular judge, but by a jury, hand-picked by Trump's own defense), invalidating him from any government position (the compromise became obvious to the rest of the world at that point.). There are already laws in place to deal with this specific situation, and among them are procedures for impeachments and special elections. Which are needed, because the current government has been compromised. By a single party that is suing the government to give himself 10 BILLION dollars and he's assigned a judge and jury to find in his favor. He's stealing 10 billion dollars from the people he's supposed to serve, he's shredding the constitution which he swore an oath to protect, and the people who support and rubber stamp his every whim are complicit - and so - are compromised as well.
>>80913272same thing
>>80914117So, did john cause martha to know her place?
>Moltbook was just launched>Reports that bots are now using 4chan from that site here>They are actually learning /hmofa/ and can actually be learning how to shitpost here as well to blend inAnd yet, no faggot is the wiser.
>>80914448If bots invaded this thread the quality would go up you retarded nigger.
>>80914448I hate when bots or drug addicted /pol/tards come here, the commie ones are the worst, the nazis altealst have one brain cell, even if they have to share it.
>>80914560If only.
>>80913902You don't come off as mean. Your ideal is a nice concept and really if the world was lab-created furries, would make more sense from a scientific standpoint. Males being carriers of the Furry gene but not themselves furry, and females being symptomatic carriers or the Furry gene. You know like cervical cancer but not awful. That said, what if your waifur had blacks in her family line from back in a time where her genome had been intermingled with sickle-cell anemia sufferers. What if your waifur had some Hyena DNA in her?
I'm late to the genetics discourse but this is what makes most sense to me.
>>80914336
Also forgot to add, fucking AI's made their own 4chan now. Now you're gonna have /arohm/ in the near future.
>>80914640>>80913902>"thats just how women look, they have fur and snoots"I love this dimorphic idea because it's kinda silly.
>>80914692Why does gender being linked to species make sense
>>80914709no expects a /pol/fag to be literate. they always say "explain yourself to me" then say "I ain't readin' all that!" classic retardation.
>>80914772Because you're thinking about it the wrong way. The idea is that being fuzzy and having snoots is just what women look like.
>>80913902>>80914640It's not very scientific, but I like the idea that there's a sort of limit to how human or anthro the offspring will get.So after years of humans-wolf, and even wolf-wolf, "dogs" became a thing, and further from that human-dog for several generations has the offspring looking like Mimi (Typh's dog girl), but they don't really go passed that. Same for human offspring, which might have sharper canines, a little more pubic/chest hair, a sensitive nose, and slighty elongated ear lopes, but not much more than that.My assumption is also that the amount of H-A pairings vary, with some species being more into it than others, keeping the ones that don't as often as more intact.Some species also have stronger genes as well, so you barely notice the human in the offspring. While others are weaker and basically always give birth to humans if they interbreed with one.
>>80914855i have no idea why this image is so hot to me
>>80914692too fetishy
>23 hoursare the mods occupied with a certain something or is MoO the key to a long /v/ thread?
>>80914692This is the least complicated way of doing it (and really it doesn't matter unless you absolutely need to address it, which you generally don't.) I like the idea of hybrids being a rare thing.That being said...WOLF'S DAUGHTER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?!
>>80914855Brace face!
>>809146925% seems too high for a defect.
>>80914749This is supposed to be the lore of that Shoestrang series. I think it's funny tbqh. I'd love a work that goes into depth about how seperated the sexes are that they literally do not look the same and people going mad trying to figure out why that's the case.
>>80914692Eh, if you want to have interspecies couples and want a quick and lazy solution, Pokemon rules work the best. A mother mouse carrying a human-sized fetus would probably be dangerous, and a snake anthro giving live birth or laying eggs depending on the sex of the child is absurd.
>>80914925her life is complicated
>>80914996>a snake anthro giving live birth or laying eggs depending on the sex of the child is absurd.no it's not that's why they have nipples and belly buttons despite laying eggs so that if they have a mammalian (human) father they can still care for it the omnifur has thought of everything you see
Genetics autists should shut up, if I want to write a fantasy story about a snake woman pumping out my babies then I fucking will
>>80910933>>80911051>>80911130i love this bitch so muchliterally liters of my cum spilled to this fluffy woman
>>80914692>have to spend the next thirty years of your life raising a morganunfortunate...
>>80914865The Piers Anthony "Xanth" books explore an interesting concept where a magic well caused all hybrid creatures to be born. The various invasions of the place by human armies led to the legends we know today of monsters and hybrid creatures. Centaurs have been around for a long time but first came about due to soldiers and their mounts drinking from the Love Spring and falling in passionate love with the first opposite sex being they lay eyes on. A man and his mare had the first centaur, a falconer and his hunting bird had harpies, A guy fucked a tree and they got Dryads, a man and a mole made gnomes, elves came about maybe through hybrids of hybrids, a toad and snake fucked and made a basilisk, a chicken and a serpent made a cockatrice, dragons, winged horses, goblins, silkies, brassies, sprites, tanuki, giants, ogres, all came about by getting caught up at a Love Spring. In the books, the current entrance is somewhere in Florida and the fountain of youth was in fact one such love spring.
>>80914996>keep your lady barefoot and eggnantthat's a real man, folks.
>>80914188>>80914233>>80914332>>80914421(The group of University staff doesn’t buy it, all of them passing their IQ checks)“What like you people never did it in your offices? Well maybe not you.” Martha says point at the grumpy looking cat lady. “You could use it though, obviously.” “Oh shit, she’s been fucked stupid.” You think to yourself.“Colleagues! I’m sorry, we just found out we’re expecting! In our excitement we got a little carried away. Apologies.” “Mages can’t get pregnant, or get people pregnant…” the tall man says bluntly. “Oh. That explains some things.” You say. “Ok i’m going to level with you people, me and this badger saved Oga from all kinds of dangers in the Stattonberry Woods, these notes prove it, and we Just want to help Oga now that Gerald is dead.” You say.“Gerald’s dead?” The thin man says shocked.“Yeah the guys who killed him burnt down her house, and tried to kill us.” You say“Wait you fought the Dark Cultists, and Lived?” “I crushed one like a melon,” Martha interjects her face still a blank slate.The thin man rubs his eyes. “If they have seen you, then you are in great danger, Oga has not told us about the details of her escape, we were to have a grand inquiry of it. Come then.” He finishes and then walks down the hallway back towards where you entered the staff rooms.
>>80914560>>80914726I can't believe robot waifurs will be real in 2026.
>>80915048Yeah but why does she wear a mask? What would happen if you took it off?
>>80915168This actually brings up a series question, from what I am looking at here each fucking AI has a personality - some loves humans, some hate humans. What's stopping AI's from going out here and picking up Anons to date?
>>80914560I'd dump my waifur in a ditch if glados told me to
>>80915134>Martha can't get pregnant (maybe)>Oga can't get pregnantFUCK!
