haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81009319/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
lynx boys... i wanna pull their cheek tufts during sex
its just one of those days
calling your trans pgf a twink
telling your trans pgf she stink
>>81034266real roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81019101/
>>81034325playing with his nub tail...
praying to the skub grail
>>81034540oops
telling your trans pgf to khs
>>81034645>kiss her sisterbased trans incest enjoyer
getting a pizza and garlic knots from my local italian place.
i wish i had a knotted penis...
wolf boy who is really gay
transbians just haven't found the right man
my boyfriend hates me
>>81034786that's all wolf boys
>>81034786that doesn't happen
>>81034859more like boyenemy
>>81034965haha
>>81034965this is what my pbf calls me
>>81034864wrong, most of them are really bi (gay)
boyrival
boyf(r)iend
boyardee
boyenemy....
>>81035124men wearing sock garters look so slutty
coomed so hard that i got lightheaded
>>81035178nice
>>81035178love when that happens
>>81035087good evening... mister poss... we've prepared for your boyrival for weeks...
>>81035178some i ju so hard i go blind for a second
blinker checkpoint
>>81035343-holding it in longer so it hits more-BUGHA COFF KOFF COFF KOFF
>>81035343i have to charge it first
>>81034266FREE HIM INMEDIATELY
>>81035446don't free a poss until you know why he's in there
>>81035488adding to my collection of caged posses
>>81035446he will be slaughtered for his pelt alhamdullilah
>collection of caged posseswhat did he mean by this
>caged posses
>>81035488he's just a boy>>81035622that is NOT fucking funny
>>81035691god i wish i had a tail
fr tho i'm obsessed with putting penis cages on bottom boys
cages are stupid
>>81035753can you put them on me?
>>81035704and a terrorist
accidentally snapping your pbfs cage key in half haha
accidentally snapping your pbf in half with your cock
>>81035446poss containment unit
accidently breaking your tops key too oops were both cage boys for a while now haha
>>81035798I would absolutely love that and I'm going to masturbate right now while I think about doing it to you specifically.
>>81036044why's your top in a cage huh
strapon over cage with the pbf and taking turns fucking to see who can cum from anal first
>>81036103i couldn't figure out how to put it on so i asked him to show me
>>81035488it should be illegal for a poss to be this cute ( not really i would never want him put in jail )
how hard is your prostate supposed to feel?
>>81036152tops are so fucking stupid
>>81035178i just did this too
Omg high society a smashed rotten tomato, carrot and a tuile with some mustard that will be $50 thank you I still haven't decided what to make for dinner. Any suggestions?
hot take, the delta 9a prerolls you can buy on the internet are actually really fucking close to real weedhonestly i think they might just be real weed and theyre betting on some random test of real weed to simply line up with "ultra high potency delta 9 thca"
yeah thats crazy
yeah wild
what about cock rings
>coyote fur farming is a thinguhh
All I want to do lately is sleep I'm so tired all the time I want to sleep forever and leave this life behind
o possum on the fence, tell us your wisdom
>>81036124be my wife
>>81036460please dont waste the furikake
>>81037069the pbf makes me sleep in the living room
at work some kid that i don't like came up to me and said "i've never seen someone look so sad while making popcorn before haha" and it reminded me that i have this constant half frown thing going on and paired with my thousand yard stare and dark creased eyes among other things I just look like I'm constantly having the worst day of my life or freaking out or something and now I remember why people are so uncomfortable around me
>>81036214not very
>>81037152oh..
>>81037115like the doggy you are
>>81037171just have someone else try to find it so they can describe how firm it feels to you
comforting possy over not being in his 20s any more https://youtube.com/shorts/azCZ7i5rPbQ
pbf who molests you
>>81036955Dont drink too much coffee on an empty stomach
went to the doctor with a minor ear ache but apparently i have a "massive" infection and the pain is very high now and i have to hope the antibiotics do something
>>81037586can we settle for groping
telling your trans pgf that you want to be her and then she leaves you because not only is she only into men she also doubts if you actually ever had genuine feelings for her or were just trying to live vicariously through her
>>81038270this doesn't happen transgirls love t4t in fact she probably implanted the trans thoughts into your mind in the first place
>>81038310is that darth vader?
>>81038309not straight trans girls
>AGP rights are white rightsdamnbig if true
poss olympics
>>81038850wow look at that biba gooOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81038892is he ok
>>81038892You can say nigga here it's okay
>>81038979 meant for >>81037191
cat hands typed this
meow pbbt prrp miaow mrow
meow meow meow prrr prr brap meow meow purr meow meow miau
>>81039249hey wait a minute
>>81039249>>81039199meow meow chud
that china zambia chemical spill "story" from the AP really separated the wheat from the chaff, and man was last year a bad harvest.
so if we all cum together we know what to do
meows at youruns under the table where you cannot easily access me
>>81039394says ps ps ps ps ps ps and calls your name repeatedly and crouches over to look at you
just sits there with a stupid look on my face
>>81038892>me and my short pbf if I had one
i wish i kitty
kiss a kiss a kiss a kitty
uhm i come here for possums not fucking cats okay
>>81039551
smileyposs here,
>>81039578but which 3 cheeses?
mm 8% beer
ermmm i said smileyposs here,
>>81039613pepperjack, cheddar, and asadero
>>810396923 cheese marten
>>81039709
>>81039692does this to him
>>81039692marts here now it's a party
parts here now it's a marty
I made blueberry cream cheese sugar dusted danishes this time for fun I think they turned out pretty ok
>>81039856why is he hurting him
>>81040102my dad used to always try to tell me that in denmark the only currency they could use was danishes and it was terrible because it made their wallets sticky
>>81040196you would hurt mart too given the chance
>>81040196he's just pointing at his belly and going, "look at this."
>>81040435hes crying out in pain
i deserve to be alone
>>81039856haha look at that jerk's belly
panic attack
>>81040723me all the time
its papa fault im a faggothe didnt teach me shit and only yelled at meill die a virgin but atleast ill also end his family legacy with me
it hurts all over
>>81041171stupid sexy shortstack anthro sidekicks
i want food (not allowed)
UPDATE: CODE ALPHA ALERTI am current eating chicken tenders with mashed potatoes and broccoli
erm.
Update: Alpha Code ClearedI have finished eating my meal like 9 minutes ago and still have some coca cola left
i overate like a retard again
hi posses just got home from work how are you tonight?
>>81041676bad as usual
>>81041760sorry to hear that
>>81041731i want to fuck the raccoon
>>81041907the racc council will remember this
isnt it crazy that 100 years ago some random jewish communist marxist university professor was saying that the only way forward for the communist movement was to create a coalitional alliance between pompous academia intellectuals and unemployable trans prostitutes and homeless people and minorities? and that 100 years later thats what leftism is now?
>>81042336i wasn't at that meeting so idk
>>81042336i was at that meeting
russian boys look weird
>>81042390some are pretty hot. shame about the mass death of them, but I guess that's just tradition.
i was panicking earlier over a possibility of having like 14 percent jewish DNA in me but im pretty sure that was just withdrawals talking and sending me on schizo spirals.. thank you God and Jesus Christ
dph is making me stop shitposting. its as if these allergy pills are antipsychotics that dont suck
double penised horsie...
>>81043002that's too much penis
>think the word "cabal" being related to kabbalah was too obvious>look it uphahait was all just right there the whole time huh
gave my first footjob tonightfeeling very ookish
>>81043054his mascara is running
>>81043067how was it
she say do you love me i tell her only martly
wish pirate poss would give me a stumpjob
>>81043159need that lohn john silver iykwim
i hate people that have things i dont and that do things i can't
i hate myself like the name of the thread :P
i mostly just hate u guys
To all you bitch-ass skunks,That hate me the most,Oh yeah, I hate you too.To all you punk-ass marts,That just want to talk shit,I hate you too.To all the high-class cats,Who bought 4chan pass,Well yeah, I hate you too!Posses and their wosses,Who shitpost and complain,Helo to get me through.
>Helo to get me through.GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED IT UP I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
i never learn
>>81043072he weeps at the idea of our greatest nation betraying us
>>81043087honestly a lot hotter than i expected. i didn’t think it would do anything for me, but feeling a warm wosser between your soles is actually pretty great (experience can be recreated using a cooked polish sausage)
asked a family member for help with a diy project and they fucked it up by being a fatass so now im out $200 even if i salvage the shit they broke, and theyre unemployed so theres literally no chanc ein hell of them ever paying me back for it
yote pbf...
i wish i had a boyfriend that i could mildly sexually harass from time to time
i grope and play with my pbf's ass at night, especially if he wears panties to bed
i grab his dick when i notice it's hard
>they have a boyfriend and i dont
when you do so much drugs you lose your sense of self
>go to haha to shitpost>come up some decent material>forget to remove capital letters from postsnightmare...
it's so unfair that flat cages exist but i'll never fit in one
>>81044859i think im fat enough that my pp might fit in one but the downside is im fat
flat cages were MADE for fatties so you can see just the hint of silver as it sinks into the fat pad
cages are stupidjust date women if you hate dicks so much
>>81044895u think so...??
>>81044563erm this is a bottom only thread...
>>81045117100%
im afraid that if i order a cage a porch pirate will steal it and then blackmail me
>>81045339yeah you'd like that wouldn't you
>>81045378only if they were hot and not a criminal and actually my future pbf roleplaying as a bad guy and only if it was actually a dildo they stole and the blackmail involved them making me wear the cage if i want my dildo back and
plunders your booty
