haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81034266/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
good op pic
the best weeks in my stupid neet life is when i get addicted to a game (never a new one, just the same stuff i always play) and forget to eat and jerk off and be depressed and just play that for 8 hours every dayit happens maybe twice a year, then i go back to just doomscrolling and 4chan posting 16 hours a day
>>81050198
>>81050302dude i wish i was 17 again and picked up a random private server for an mmo with my highschool friends who never liked me in the first place
>>81050325same but im 30
>>81050163
>>81050302giwtwm
kobold time yay yay yay
>>81050325what mmo had private servers in the 90s
>>81050404...i meant in 2021... i was 17 in 2021
>>81050302i remember one summer while i was neeting like a decade ago /vp/ hosted a modded minecraft server with the pixelmon mod and i got life consumingly addicted to itit popped off hard, the server was constantly full with 40 people online and a queue of 10 or 20 others trying to get in. anons everywhere running around building towns and gyms or shiny hunting. i was really big into making aesthetic routes linking the towns. i would wake up at the crack of dawn, log in, spend all day building while watching some anime, then go to sleep at like 2am and repeat for a few months straight without a worry or care in the worldman i miss neeting
>>81050421so was it wow or ff
this is like a wasian korean phenotype? they are so fucking ugly with their fish ass lips glub glub glub go back to your own country and stop sucking nigger dick
>>81050510>>81050474>>81050421i really fucking hate second generation immigrant korean women, they are like chihuahuas but you cant putt their head off their shoulders because that would be animal cruelty
>>81050474you are the backbone of minecraft servers
boogers for breakfast…
>>81050688all my boogers are bloody right now because it's so cold
>>81050679i'm still treating them as the children they are
>>81050768unc
>>81050474i want to kiss that possy on the head and let him sleep way in
>>81050777*molests you*
>>81050898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3o6Magi8P4
watch any good shows lately
>we don tayke kaahndley to queer folk round ere
>>81050151>>81050158thank you for your energy dear possums they didn't have celery but i can still make the casserole as planned. also bonus 7up
redneck poss...
just saw two women in cropped fur coats, cowboy hats and horse riding boots... wish male fashion had stuff like that :<
>>81050960i recently finished binging 49 seasons of survivor over the course of 4 monthsit was actually a lot of fun and i'm sad i don't have anymore to watch
>>81050960was thinking about watching star trek, is it worth watching?
>>81051109which star trek
>>81051109which one?
>>81051172>>81051174the original
>>81050960yayou
>>81051212I liked it when it was on netflix but alas it is now gone. it's very different from the the tng, ds9, voy era and somethings are pretty silly but it's cool in its own way
im excited for tomorrow and the rest of the year because thats when my diet starts
>got 20 year old overachievers trying to tell me I need to work the weekendim sorry but less than a week behind isnt behind, rat me out to the boss and get me fired i dont give a fuck
big gay cats
*rats you out*
>>81051509i wish i was a cat but the indoor cat of a nice loving family that takes care of me
i wish i was a free cat i would get all the headpats and die by a car
>>81050960i liked welcome to derry
>>81051048yes!!!!! bonus 7up!!! I hope its amazing possy!
>>81051509great post
>>81051080have you never went to a gay night club
>>81051669no Q^Q
>>81050198who killed mart...
>>81051619>black and red headpiece>blue towels
>>81050960star wars andor was bretty good.Finally got around to watching loki and that was also really good.
>>81051509and they were
i love you so much, scooping handful poss
>>81051509i want lion bf but im not good enough for him
crying is the hottest thing a boy can dosecond to dying
>>81052062is that why my pbf wants me to do it so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4TYhYhIkVgLiterally me except I don't have a small penis
why is there so much pit sniffing is it actually good like dont pits smell awfulwhenever i smell someones pits they smell awful.
https://youtube.com/shorts/wdwhFLDkaV4Literally me except I’m a man and a human
pov: youre watching someone who knows bitey say hello https://x.com/wolpmaxxing/status/2020209482865709241?s=46&t=nKD0AbMyqJhWS21Vzs_jvg
>>81052132something when things smell bad its still good
>>81051545I wish I was the intact male large-breed dog of a single white woman in her early to mid 30s
i hate myself actually though
I like pits and sweaty butts balls wossers and feet
>>81052132some men smell good, most don't
>>81052132depends on their diet
hey poss come scoop a handful of this
>>81052267Depends on their diet and if they exercise>>81052289Why does your popcorn smell like week old fish
>>81052289no blow jobs til all the zits that puts on your dick are gone
>>81052316what diet makesbyou smell good?lots of fruits and vegtebles, little meat?
>>81052289
>>81052420little to no goyslop
the side nigga stasis chamber but its for literally everything social at all everyes we're doing things no you're not invited
>>81052190sure but pits for me have always been a really yucky gross thing. is this literally something i don’t understand or>>81052242butts are even worse. i dont understand how smelling a butt could get you off besides maybe memory association? but no thank you. >>81052267ok thank you this explains it>>81052284this too thanks
>>81052473eh you're just not as much of a pervert as mebutts are nice and sweaty butts are awesomeprovided they are poo free and no fart stuff
>>81052454meanwhile this is every poster here: https://x.com/inkblotistan/status/2020009653732798593
>>81052551happy road kill really does post here
feeding my pbf tacobell for dinner and smelling his stinky farts all night long
gross
i almost ordered bell today but remained strong and did not
dont worry theres always tomorrow to start the diet
i remember graduating grade school and everyone was invited to the after party except me so i just went home and watched tv
>>81052717same but college
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9LT9OzJ60ck
at least you knew about the partiesmy college experience was like playing ironman with chat turned off
lately i cant find good porn on e621, like GOOD good porn
>>81052752i went to internet based college because im more productive that way
hello posses im 3 hours in to my 12 hour shift wish me luckmy snack haul for the day is sour skittles, nerds gummy clusters, roasted pumpkin seeds and a blackberry iced tea, how did I do
you will not sway me today will be a caloric deficit
>>81052833very good you sound extremely cute
>>81052833where's the real food
>>81052833>how did I doLike you're on the right track to venous ulcers and atherosclerosis
>>81052833you ate like a 12 year old. are you trying to get molested or something?
>>81051545>t.
how get job lolllllll lmao
boys look cuter when they're naked and embarrassed
Wish I had an indoor cat bf (I keep him locked up at home and fuck his brains out when I get back from work (it's ok he has his favorite snacks, a gaming computer, and a hamster wheel))
black panther boys...
>>81052965i look fucking pathetic in anything other than despondent. in anything else, i look so infuriating that everyone around me wants me dead
>>81052965>boys look cuter when they're nakedyeah no shit
how about naked and madmad at you
>>81052988
>>81052179me when i GET YOU
null boys...
should i start playing mmos
>>81053138if null why sensitive
>>81053157how old r u? it depends on it
>>81053138whats the point of being nullo if you still get horny
>>81052868the real food is when they buy me dinner these are just snacks >>81052909mission accomplished >>81052925mission also accomplished
>>81053157theyre the only way of making friends as an adult human male
a lynx boy is fine too
decided to go clothes shopping but i look too fat and retarded in everything
>>81053191sorry poss but it's too late for thateveryone in all the mmos is too busy talking in their secret discord (no you're not invited) instead of in the game chat
nullo boys (as in, surgical nullification)
I am a lynx boy
>>81053157i think there comes a point when you're old when video games get boring for you that you just find one that you can play forever and more often than not that's an mmoi've been playing ffxiv, it's a very social game with a lot of homo furboys
>>81053300where is his penis?
when is poss gaming raid nightdo i need to bring pots and food or will raccy provide
october passed out in the cold on a bench in freshly piss soaked pantsnovember passed out in the subway at 2am with work in the morning (like a japanese salaryman)december watching tv with a new friend at their housejanuary thinking about killing myself while i selfharmfebruary waking up next to my partner while the windchimes blow
>>81053325how did you turn it around so fast
i dont play wow anymore
>>81053325if october me and february me swapped places i dont think we'd notice a difference
>>81053312As a lynx boy I will remain modest until my immodesty has been earned
nobody ever really talked back when i played final fantasyjust little hellos and ggs in dungeons
october pbf hates menovember pbf hates medecember pbf hates mejanuary pbf hates mefebruary pbf hates me
>>81053315sorry but the curse that maid cast on the posshouse before she ran off with idaho made it to where we cant have game nights or movie nights anymore
lynx boy who calls you daddy
>>81053375just make yourself more approachable and sociable duh
>>81053091i would like a possum to get me like that… pick me up…
at least you have someone to hate youit's like i dont even exist
barely existing is a form of hating
>>81053390damn it looks like me and 7 to 24 of my friends are gonna have to kick their ass
>he has 7-24 friends
>>81053398how would i go about doing that haha
i have 6 to 7 friends
>>81053451are you sure about that*turns to your 7 - 24 friends as they begin infighting and arguing with each other and hating each other and stop talking to each other and ghosting each other until there's nobody left*
Some people wish China could have more policies that resembled Soviet internationalism, but unfortunately China totally lacks a large enough communist neighbour to threaten to nuke.
perpetually stoned shadow goober
I have 3 friendsme, myself, and I
>>81053375well yea when ur in dungeons you just people who want to complete their dail roulettes as quickly as possible, and there isnt much time to type anything anywayspeople only ever talked a lot in eureka and bosnia parties when waiting for the next thing to spawn, but even then i almost always had to initiate conversations first.......... when it failed i shut down my computer because its embarrassing
i have 2 friends and a yeenbf
i have nothingi am nothing
so uhdo you guys like warriors cats
>>81053666no i like real animals like cnidarians and rotifera
benadryl is cancelling my crippling anxiety so i can go back to drawing again
:p
>>81053666sadly i didn't get into it but i was into redwall and wings of fire
>>81053729omg omg can i see can i see
>>81053736this is what that trans girl from the new episode of jjk looks like
>>81053744when i finish. i have to go to the dmv and buy groceries right now
>>81053791i didnt know that you could buy groceries at the dmv that's so cool
>>81053823i mean i have to go to the grocery store after the dmv
>>81053852oh ok sorry i didnt know that i got really excited there for a second but that was all for nothing sorry
ah yes the dirty mart voyage
>>81053881imagine a drink called a dirty mart teenywhat would be in it
bartender, why did you just serve me a glass of urinelet me speak to your manager right this instant
>dirty mart teenthe feds
>>81053791i want to huff that things fur
>>81053791they're open on saturday?
>>81054038are you ordering it during critter time
>>81054105idk my phone doesnt work in this gloomy weather so i will go tomorrow
>>81054380whoa ultra rare citrus pbf
>>81054277do i get a discount
it's that time of the month! time to order some snacks on doordash.
How many decades after the party directly hands power over to well established criminals who then kill millions does it take to no longer be too soon.
>>81054450>does he know
>>81054447
>>81054471oh no I actually eat food and don't starve
the diet...
>>81054471delete this
>>81054450too soon for what? to joke about it? you can still joke as long as you use satire. they're too stupid to notice when they're being made fun of.
smileyposs here,im about to jerk off really really hard and cum a lot to some stare-into-the-abyss-and-the-abyss-stares-back porn
>>81054626post some of it here
>>81053191actually that would be magic the gathering
>>81054637no i wont give you ammunition to be used against me in future schizo-posts
>>81054699you're literally anonymous dummy
>jerk off
>>81054708im literally not though my name is smiley
>>81054741we don't know you
>>81054749hello newfag, when did you start posting here? 2023? 2024?
>>81054675gathering what
i'm gonna stop giving that guy attention now since he's being a dick
>>81054772the gathering of friends idiot
>>81054762not him but almost 20 years ago
>i'm gonna stop giving that guy attention now since he's being a dick
>>81054772gathering deez nuts
>>81054471pawbert has been spending too much time with clawhauser...
smiley a tranny
we should be nicer to ferks. when i say 'ferks', you say 'sorry', okay?ferks!
sorry
good job chat see you next time
please don't leave me I said sorry
>>81054435>>81054435yes actually but not on your drink haha
>>81055282what's wrong with this dog
https://x.com/artemisv7/status/2020231690015416362 hladlnik coded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o10 years ago
>>81055429"try ittt""no"
many possums are saying this
hi dipshit
...
>>81053300the stinks
>>81056017billy
i'm tired of being filled with painful longing all the time
I'll fill you with something painful and long
>>81056061what do you long for
>>81056127ouchie>>81056133having my wasted life backbeing girl (im trying to work on it dont yell at me)not being alone
for me it's anubian jackals
>>81055704pbf asking to eat my ass (im gross ed out on his behalf)
>>81056061https://youtu.be/S1LKngBaIW4?si=tV9GPF5YfOQOJT_Y
For me it's border collies
>>81056213me too… especially in skimpy clothes…>>81056264it is absurdly hard to find male border collie art but me too
i got a coffee grinder which is very exciting
>>81056213by harmarist
>>81056017me takin a snooze with my bf who i don't know i have because he only comes out at night
>ywn be a cuntboywhy live
>>81055282waiting for him to apologize to me
>>81056405you can
>>81056405one of them just went viral on my twitter feed (mtftm detransitioner who got bottom surgery)
>>81056418nuh uh
>>81056449yeah huh
gonna take a disco nap
Panic! At The Posshouse
>>81056351in this case youre lucky to not be my possfriend or pbf because this would be a very big event for me you would be having lots and lots of tasty coffee in that thing
>>81056535i would like that though...
>>81056518posts like this make me want to kiss you
>>81056579you would want me to be really excited for you and buy you a few bags of really delicious tasty coffee beans and learn how to set the grinder up with you and experiment trying lots of different tasty coffee drinks until were both super caffeinated and weirdly happy to be alive? you would want me to make a huge deal out of it and be really excited for you and probably kiss you a lot????
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P02TxfqJ8YU
>>81056580to be honest i stole the idea from a reddit post about an ice agent who looks like a grown up 2000s emo kid
>>81056837i dont understand half the words in that post…
Do you like comedy? Who's your favorite stand-up comedian haha? Would you ever try doing comedy yourself?
ICE agent with a zoomer broccoli haircut
>>81056643ye
>>81057023i like making people laugh but sometimes i feel like the great clown possgliacci
need a pbf to bounce on my dick and nut all over my chest
sorry that was kinda gay
need to be a pgf and bounce on a dick and nut all over a chest
Ok guys what do I doLemon pound cake with a sugar glaze or Brown butter chocolate chip cookies with almond roca bits
you ever witness something you haven't seen since you were a kid and have a bunch of forgotten memories come rushing back
>>81057758yes but with smells
expecting to see a superbowl ad tomorrow for a new sport by dana white that's just two huge football guys slamming into each other head on at a full 40 meter running sprint until one of them can't stand up (that's all anyone ever wanted to see from the game anyway)
>>81057706but pgf dont nut
>>81050325>>81050341I wish I was 30 again
>>81057863then how am i supposed to nut on my pbf
pick sabbie up
>>81057956Man-handling small critters
>>81057956https://youtu.be/TSDgBVWL5lc?si=jvAA_P-r_o9zleYW
critter-handling small men
Are there any posscords that aren't full of bigots and transphobes? There's at least three names that give me a panic attack whenever I see them typing
>>81057893pee on him
is ferks actually in the posscord? he seems like someone who would have been kicked immediately
shitting yourself at the furcon hotel room sex party (you douched a bit too much)
>>81057879tell us what where you doing the day kurt cobain died
>>81058183green flag
>>81058183youre supposed to be farting cum
doggy oc with a single floppy ear
>>81058199Owning the libs
>>81058199downing mr. pibbs
diaped up on a saturday night
>>81058122as if any discord spawned from this thread wouldn't be filled to the brim with and ran exclusively by ferks tier bad actors
>>81058115that's not the same, pee is nut not
please do not bounce on my dick and then piss all over my chest
>>81058366why not
>>81058366what should i do instead then
>>81058432>ww3 on superbowl sundayNobody is stupid enough to fall for this shit, right?
>>81058432
does sleeping count as a hobby if i do it enough?
>>81058504i'd say sleeping at interesting places and maybe journaling about it could be a cool hobby
i just lie around with my eyes closed its easier to cope and say youre meditating thats kind of like a gay hobby
>>81058527no i don't like that i like sleeping in my bed and not being awake can that please be a hobby so i can say i have one hobby>>81058568sometimes i lie in bed and pretend i don't exist but it usually just leads to me falling asleep
feels like the forces of evil are winning
also dream journaling in general is a hobby and that's just sleeping for the most part
i frequently die in my dreams
i remember once i had to force myself to wake up because in the dream i was going to die a violent death
>>81058336Awwwww is your widdle neovagina scabbing over?
>>81058412don't like that>>81058423cum on my chest
i wake up after the violent death but maybe i could try waking up before it happens thats smart
>>81058833>cum on my chesti got told i'm not allowed to do that...
>>81058851break the rules it's hotter that way
>>81053345idk i was so very much myself that it attracted people to megot this full combo that i've wanted for like half a year while making shrimp tacos for ftm boyf
>>81058785funny ferks would save this
im so fucking retarded...bought a nail file insted of a buffer...i cant even comprehend how i messed up... :<
>>81058932what is the difference
>>81058975you use nail file to shape your fingernails to have a nice round look, you use a buffer on top of you nails to give it a nice shinejust started looking into how to do manicure so most stuff are pretty new to me :s
transbians just haven't found the right guy yet
>>81058915i um meant this screenshot expert 30 didnt think my thumbs would ever be fast or coordinated enough
gaybois just haven't found the perfect girl(male (xy)) yet
>>81059157maybe if men would let me objectify them
>>81058736Big name for a big kitty
>>81058613i hope someone invents the christ resurrecting machine soon because possy i gotta tell you the story gets worse. the trillionaires of tomorrow will be everywhere, all knowing, and all powerful. clawing at the seventh seal...
>>81058916That's not a 4chan file name though
did you know you can kill someone with a bottle of beer
>>81055387its nimbus the fox hes missing teeth>>81056407for what?'he was mean' isnt an answer because hes only mean reactively.
>>81059444ohhh you can kill more than one, just ask the serbians >;3d
did you know you can kiss someone while you frot with a queer
>>81059493i'm really bad at multitasking though
>>81059444would you do the honor of killing me with a bottle of beer
You know, the problem I have with traniees (women in training) is the narcissism. They're super good at masking it, because their entire life is already based around masking their true identity in favor of their made up one. But once you enter their orbit the social demands suddenly come into play. The average trainee knows you're desperate for companionship (why else would you be talking to them), and they use this desperation to leverage control over you. Snide comments about totally normal things being "problamatic" are just the start. Soon they're appealing to your "humanity" by showing how much the actions of completely average people are causing harm to "innocent" members of their community who "just want to live their lives". That is the most dangerous imo. "We just want to live our lives". The amount of gaslighting required for someone to believe a T when they say that is incomprehensible to the average person. For the trans community to "live their lives" would require a complete restructuring of society to fit their preverted lense. It is always correct to reject their ideology. Their mental suffering should not be passed on to the rest of the world.
>>81059661the only thing inside of it is warm yoohoo
>>81058613sadly i feel the same way. it is beginning to e rode my sanity
>>81050777>>81051888>>81053666>>81059444cool trips
do you think loona (male) would reluctantly cuddle with me or otherwise help me sleep?
>>81058613so many people are going to have to die for this world to overcome this but i don't think it'll happen. things will probably just get worse until i die. womp womp
>>81058613more like whining
>>81059865yeah sure why not
>>81059723what the hell is going on with racc? fat ass raccoon.
>>81060080he's just tired
im tired of life
i'm so racc
i wish i could be racc
>>81060239you are racc
>>81060239i feel like they're next in line to take over after humans dies out
>>81060284nice
racc on his bacc
>>81060294you think they'll eventually evolve into anthros?
racc smoking cracc
smileyposs here,
my neckmy backpet my possy and my racc
>>81059912thank you posswhat do you think he would cuddle like btw
i need to pet a possy and racc
i gained like 30 lbs in a year i need t odie
>>81060458you need to show it off
possums are so FLUFFY
>>81060434i don't know enough about the character to answer that. sorry poss.
raccy and possy sittin in a tree
n-a-p-p-i-n-g
yeah i'm a chudchopped huzz under distress
>>81060569>chopped huzza what?
>>81060413extremely good post
>>81060494thats ok possy i dont either
yeah i'm a chudclocky hon. uhh...darn
Update: CODE ALPHA ALERTI am eating a homemade pizza (folded)
>>81060653clohos are fine
>>81060687what if a cholo became a cloho
why do people approach me to converse in publicwhat about my appearance is so invitingleave me alone
>>81060720they want to kiss you
i would like people to converse with me but it never goes well because i suck
>>81060712it would be better for everyone
I made 6 poundcakes. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them.. I doubled the recipe without thinking about it lol
>>81060734is it you or the people you're talking to?
>>81060760fatty
>>81060791me
ruh roh raggy im rutting rehehehe
>>81060760eat 4 and give 2 away
>>81060760give to racc
>>81060815me too poss. i can't talk to anyone anymore either
>>81060798A little yeah.. I made pretzels and pizza earlier..>>81060826I'm probably gonna freeze it and use a few slices for breakfast every now and then. Might give a bunch away lol. >>81060846Come get it!
>>81060992i bought one of those wire things today
should i get baptized?
>>81053300kitty :3
>>81061074if you want
>>81060992hand over the pretzels you big stinker
unc always stuntin for the huzz
>>81061354ok chud
>>81060885what are your hobbies
>>81060992snacc for racc
Ok the pound cake is done, I had to try some before I put a lemon glaze on it.
i'm pounding that cake and filling it with glaze coming directly from my lemons if you know what i mean
>>81062060*puts your lemons in the squeezer*
I do a little yeening myself
im so cute and petite
im so fat and ugly
yotechuds...
yeenas in space
>>81062262yeah...me too possy
feeling suicidal after posting that one
yeembo (yeen himbo)
i thought that was a yeen peembo
ugh i hate wolf topsthey always knot you out of nowhere and then start howling
new thread?
i slep
do not nu fwedend this shit
