My body is ready EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81055754/OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
In the end, I was right...
I like how anons were talking about how Vox would be the next Blitz and then the new short came out and was full of Vox/Blitz parallels
Rape ALL televisions!
I've been away for the last 2 weeks-ish due to work stress and getting around to the chores I'd been putting off, what've I missed
>>81062708But was Vox a diddler?
holy fucking shit it's like 20 degrees moth save me moth save me save me moth
>>81062708Viv please don't fucking do it, don't actually turn Staticmoth into Stolitz 2.0
>>81062639I want him to use me as a fleshlight
>>81062708>full of Vox/Blitz parallels>white woman made blitzo cumi don't think so anon.
>>81062771lute...
>>81062708You can't make this shit up>Fuck heaven, fuck hell, and fuck all of you>This is my moment. I'm a fucking god!
>>81062753It's a warm 60 degrees down here, baby
I can't stop smiling, my theory was proven right...
>>81062822What theory?
>>81062822What are you vageuposting about?
I love deer hooves
>>81062740>meat 2 meats?
>>81062708>>81062791No, no, no....TVsisters, I don't like this
PLAUGE I SUMMON YOU
>>81062708Vox was Bliz, and Moxxie and Millie were the Vees... kind of
>>81062851Not Meat, just one of the Alasisters
Wait, was this short actually about their job and not stolitz/pregnancy melodrama? Maybe I'll actually watch it.
>>81062909TVsisters and deersisters were being gay with each other again last thread, it was nice.
I'm sweating buckets. I hate living in a tropical area.
>>81062944Botswana anon?
>>81062913>was this short actually about their jobYes
Has anyone else felt extra horny after ovulation? I seem more obsessed with breeding and Adam’s dick than usual.
>>81062967I'm Latino
>>81062913its just blitzo fuckign around
>>81062971Back to the basement with you!
>>81062913Blitz channeled his inner Vox most of the episode
>>81062968>>81062987>>81063014I vastly prefer HB when it's just characters dicking around episodically rather than trying to follow a sprawling plot thread. Leave lore to HH.
>>81062755It's joever
>>81062971I can always tell I'm ovulating when I go to the /deer/ threads and Twitter to obsessively search for more Alastor art kek
Who’s the Adam and Lute of Helluva? Stella and Striker?
>>81062980Val? Quit posting on 4chan and fuck your bipolar television, he needs you.
>>81063096i need val too.....
>>81063129Val needs your womb for eggs
I just realized. Alastor had wheels on his chair the entire time and he could have just rolled away during Val and Vox's bang sesh...but he didn't.
Latinx
>>81062913Basically all of the shorts are about their job, the melodrama is mainly confined to the actual show
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>81063213If you look closely at the scene it sees like he actually did try rolling away at some point and Vox pulled him back. The chair is on top of Vox’s clothes, which implies that he probably tried getting away after Vox stripped.
I vape way too much it’s so gross I want to quit but it’s the only thing that calms me down aside from alcohol
>>81063001....
>>81062755>>81063060FWIW if that does indeed come to pass (god forbid), it'll at least be with characters that are easier to appreciate than "Owl Prince Andrew" and "Brandon Rogers"
blitzo was the one that did the diddling, wasn't he
>>81063465Well yes. Like do you really think Moxxie had what it takes to get Millie pregnant?
>>81063478i wish blitzo would diddle me...
I have a lot more appreciation for Stolas as a character simply because I saw Bryce Pinkham in Chess a few weeks ago and he fucking killed it. He has such a cool voice
I have a lot more appreciation for Stolas as a character simply because I saw Bryce Pinkham in my bed a few weeks ago and he fucking killed it. He has such a lovely voice
My daughter-wife...
>>81063465blitzo only fucks sexually mature adults, anon. really hot ones. we saw as much at the party.
>>81062639Imagine the smell...
LORGAR DONT WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE DOING
>>81063369Same, I read this while vaping kek
>>81063213>implying Vox would even let him move awayHe literally always turned Alastor to face him whenever he pulled away
>>81064002They stole Al's penis...
>>81064043It is just dainty
>>81062740Epstein made /pol/.
post adam x st peter
>>81064161Post more St. Peter in general
Why do people think Millie is pregnant with someone else's kid? I stopped watching HB after season 1.
>>81063060wonder if the writers are gonna retcon Val being a rapist like they retconned Stolas coercing Blitzo into sex
>>81064184Because it pisses off the usual suspects
>>81064313As I've said before: Sera should've slapped the stupid out of her in that episode
>>81064302>blames Alastor for getting kidnapped by a bunch of rapists
>>81064232Doubtful. They’ve built Angel’s entire character out of being a rape victim so they’re stuck with it now. They’ll probably give Val a tragic backstory though which I don’t have a problem with honestly
>>81064348>implying blaming a black man for his failings is a bad thing
