Band of the Hawk, main base camp. >A celebration of victory as spirits flicker as high and as fierce as the central bonfire. The cheers and joviality of the army can be heard from miles around, even from atop this lonely vantage point.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous Thread: >>81077112
WAOW LOOK AT MY HECKING DEAD GRAM GRAMS FEEEEEL SORRY FOR MEEEEEE AND MY UNIQUE LIVING SITUATIONOH MY CHEESESTICKS TEAMFORTRESS 2 FORTINITE AND DOCTOR WHO I NEED TO SAVE THIS POOR SOUL WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK FOR MY EBIN TRANNYCORD RELEVANCYI NEED MY HECKING IDOLS OPINION FIRST SO I CAN MAKE MINEUH YOU CHUDS THIS IS RUDE YOU FUCKING INSENSITIVE PRICKQuit being an insensitive asshole you CHUD, IS THAT MY IDOL DOPING CHILDREN WITH MDMAS????? OH MY EMPTY TIP JAR IT'S SO BASED IF MY IDOL DOES WEIRD AI SLOP GENERATIONS OF AN UNDERAGE CHARACTER GETTING HIGH ON DRUGS.OH MY HECKING CHEESESTICKS I SAID THE FUNNY REDDIT WORD AGAIN BALBOOOOOO XDFDDDXXXDDCDXD111111111IM HECKING LAAAAAAUGHING IM CHORTLING IM CHUCKLINGXDDDDDDDF BLABALABABMISIPHO WUBLUBDUB DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB OH MY GOD WHEN CRAIG STARTS WITH HIS SHITTY REDDIT HUMOR WAOWITS SO FUNNY BECAUSE ITS FROM THE COUNCIL AND ITS MY FAVORITEWHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM A HECKIING TRANNY YOU CHUDS, WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE 24 HOUR THREADS FILLED WITH HIULARIOUS COUNCIL INSIDE JOKES GORDONS RP AND STAR THIRSTING. UM CHUD YOU DON'T NEED THE TIME FOR SAWYOU SHOULD BE MORE FUCKING THANKFUL TO THE 2020FAGS WHO LEECHED THEIR WAY TO RELEVANCY LIKE TAIGA RUINING YOUR TRADITIONAL EVENTS OLDFAGS MADE A SPECTACLE OF. DON'T LIKE IT?GET FUCKING GASLIT YOU CHUDWHO CARES ABOUT HOSTING ON TIMEWHAT DO YOU MEAN /B/ CAPTURES THE ESSENCE OF OLD HGYOU'RE A SHITPOSTER BECAUSE Y-YOU DON'T OBEY MY 5'4" CHICKEN WING MICROWAVING IDOLTHEY'REHECKING SHITPOST HOSTS YOU FUCKING ASPARAGUS HIT THE FUCKING GYM IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW DON'T YOU DARE MAKE A BBC POST OF MY IDOL JOHNNY OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET BANNED YOU CHUDS DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HOSTING WITH OUT THE COUNCIL'S PERMISSION WHEN JOHNNY'S DESGINATED THREAD MAKER HG - HUNGERGAMES OR HG/HUNGERGAMES IS MAKING THE THREAD YOU CHUDS
Live.
>>81088096Leave the bump slaving to councilfags.
>>81088113>Whips your ass
Mordred did nothing wrong.
Troon Squad finally woke up
>>81088536KEKEKEKEK HEY COUNCILFAG SURVIVORNIG YOU CANT GROOM ANYMORE
>>81088568>Councilfags have to see their own morbidly obese troon faces for verification
>>81088568>This somehow only applies to the Council and Survivorniggers not the thread's only outspoken MAPI'm confused
>>81088677>Thread'sYou loved having him in there council troon. You hid your most outspoken map for years until it was brought up, let's not forget about Sorona. Pedo.
>>81088677>>81088811Reminder the council has blacked loli porn in their dead bunker
Deuce Cayne, a devoted social worker, uncovered a sinister cabal preying on homeless children in the city. Before he could unveil their heinous deeds, they silenced him permanently. But death was only the start of his tale.Awakening in Duat, the Egyptian underworld, Deuce faced judgment before Anubis, his heart weighed against the feather of Ma'at. His righteousness granted him passage to the Field of Reeds, yet his thirst for justice remained unquenched.Moved by his resolve, Ma'at intervened, offering him a chance to restore balance to a world plagued by darkness. Resurrected and bestowed with the power to manipulate his Ka, Deuce became the agent of cosmic justice, guided by the divine will battling evil wherever it lurked.Transformed by the blessings of Shu and Ra, he emerged as the Big Burly Man, a formidable force of nature. The winds of Shu bolstered his endurance and augmented his Ka, while Ra's rays fortified his physique, making him a formidable foe to those who would oppose him.Ma'at's divine mandate shaped Deuce's existence, directing his every action towards eradicating the scourge of pedophilia. His face shrouded in mystery by his Ka manipulation, he remains an enigma to those who would seek to thwart his mission.Using his superhuman intellect, Deuce amassed wealth, founding Cayne Enterprises—a beacon of hope in the fight against darkness. With its resources, he wages a relentless war against the cabal, employing every means at his disposal to disrupt their nefarious schemes.Empowered by the ancient energy of Ka, Deus' abilities are boundless limited only by his imagination. Yet, despite his formidable powers, he is not invincible. Overloading his regeneration could spell his temporary demise, yet the divine will ensures his resurrection, ready to resume his righteous crusade against evil.As the Big Burly Man, Deus Cayne embodies the eternal struggle between light and darkness, a guardian of justice in a world plagued by corruption
gay
>>81088955~
>>81089189hi /hgc/ (hunger games cat) what's up desu
>>81089231John /hgc/ here~ Creator of HG Combat (delayed indefinitely until im not lazy)~Payer of free rents here im busy wagin like good goy cattle~
>>81089286cyan brings a hopeful energetic vibe to the otherwise bleak and mundane reality of day to day life desu
>>81089452If pedo overlords run baby brunch clubs and plot our doom. Why should I worry anymore~?I have councilfags to shitpost anonymously, supposedly, don't tell the brown boyscouts I said that, or my namedrop count will increase in the archives~ How are you doing from the other side of the world~
JC was right
>>81089772truuuu. its not any easier to accept when ive always kind of known but now that normies are aware of the situation and dont care what further steps are there even to take. nothing ever changes.i need a nap. the boredom makes me sleepy desu
>>81088568You do know this applies to your discord account as well right
>>81090678Discord doxing our resident retards so we can finally shut them up sounds too good to be true, which is why I think the Canadian and burger courts will strangle it in the crib.It's just like that Texas bill that never happened.
>>81090678>>81090772>Our resident retards>Marth>Dickey>k0t>burgertranny>Micah>Sorona>Hans>Orcfag>Johnny>Survivor>The CouncilLOL I CANT FUCKING WAIT UNTIL YOU SHITTERS GET HIT
>>81088568Why are you on Reddit?
>>81090914Look at the filename before replying a third time Dickgay
>>81090937>Haha, I used Filename randomization so get owned! I wasn't on Reddit at all!
WH-WH-WH-WHAT FACIAL SCANS? I HAVE TO SHOW THE CUMSTAINS ON MY FACE FROM ALL THE BBC ORGIES YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!!
>>81090988Dooce...
>>81090443Zzzzzz~>>81090937Let him reply a 4th time, they can't touch their own junk to minors anymore~
>>81091061
Who's lurkin'?
>>81091230
>>81088568
uh
yuh
Good morning
>>81094607In what timezone?
>>81094732Chiyo's timezone you silly anon!!
>ButtershakesForget I asked.
>>81094882excuse me. i have a question.
>>81094949Yes anon?
>>81095015당신의 음부를 볼 수 있을까요?
{8_8}
>>81095031Anon you really need to chill out.
>>81095179Please I won't tell anyone.
>>81095055What's on your mind?
>>81095313Dead Air most likely.
>>81095215Try again later anon!>>81095354Awww! That's too bad.
>>81095313A hamster running on a wheel.Nah, honestly, just doin' some thinkin' while lookin' at the thread.
>>81095398{8_8}
>>81095462\(^_^)/
>>81095381I BEG OF YOU!!! PLEASE SHOW CUNNY!!!!
where's the bea cunny?
>>81095511Wise words for any aspiring hosts?
>>81095859Don't have a mental breakdown.
>>81095859Don't cum in trash cans
>>81095859penis
>>81095859Don't over-host. Host burnout is real. Hosting is fun, but can become tedious af if you're just spamming games over and over. Take breaks.>>81095866>>81095889Both of these are decent advice too.
>>81095859Rig in moderation.
>>81095931How to rig?
>>81095949Resim just after the reaping give yourself at least 11 minutes
>>81095889Context?
>>81095949>>81095964This but it's a giant pain in the ass and isnt worth it imo.It's also gay.
>>81095964Sounds like a lot of work for an already high workload. Imagine doing this on mobile.
>>81096003It's easy. Just resim manually.>mobileAre you Baron?
>>81095969Some anon posted a video of themselves cumming a in a trash can and claim it's an HG host
>>81096013Just having the dealer nostalgia.
oh my mentally ill euros
>>81096044After like, 12 years, I finally tried Hand of Fate 2. It was decent.
if you want to rig just resim right after you repost the reaping
>>81096037Sounds fake and gay.
>>81096076Decent enough for someone to make it their hosting persona?
>>81096223That depends on if you're liked or not in the first place.
>>81096223I'd say yeah, especially for the context of the game. The Dealer is the Gamemaster/Host in HoF2. Baron made a good pick. Only issue I see/seen is the game and character are niche as fuck. Only reason I even knew HoF existed was cuz of baron fagging as The Dealer.
band of the hawk
Bored.
>>81096389dance with me
>>81095922>Don't over-host. Host burnout is real.Strongly second this.
Need code theme ideas.
Need gay sex
>>81096433Anything that can have groups of people doing shit with or against each other.Jumanji code idea kinda just popped into my head. There's a theme idea. It sounds neat.
>>81096433For a game to be hosted now, anon, or for a new code that you're thinking to create?
>>81096294>>81096489This is the sam I remember what happened?
>>81096492New one babe.
Post what you're listening to
>>81096566This happened.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80998854/#81000073
>>81096566Ego got too inflated and i needed to have a tranny blowout to cool my head back down to earth.It's an egotistical avafag thing. Happens to the best of us lul.
>>81096433Try using existing code as a springboardMy Hero Acedemia (Gotham City or Superhero)Rural Comedy (Rural code)Isekai (Craig Online or Kingdom)
>>81096648That sounds gay.
>>81096567Then I wish you every success with that, the more so because neither of the ones I proposed to make (Judge Dredd, Riddley Walker) ever seemed to come to anything.
>>81096676Those sound like they suck. Games based on things like that fail. Not enough content. Needs to be vague.
>>81096603>only got 10 (you)s from thatIm surprised tbqh.
>>81096586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZSUTDzXmEI
>>81096728That's more than a games slide gets
>>81096777That's true.Fuck, that's depressing lul...
Hosto
bosto
>>81096826No.
>>81096668Making a code from scratch is incredibly difficult, if nothing else, the existing code makes a good template to see how to construct events. >>81096722Isekai may be vague, but the idea is to load it up with every stereotype as an unironic satire
>>81096857No it's not. People like you are just lazy and uncreative.
>>81096875Okay, give us a masterclass in game code writing JC
First 24.
>>81096952The Nick
>81096952>anon postlol
>>81096952Sam
>>81096952Show reaping
>>81096952Show penis
>>81096405I second this second.
First 24>>81096967>>81096984I gouchu
Who's winning Survivor so far?
>>81097763Ayy, good shit.o7
>>81097763Andrew wiggins
>>81097763PunkRocker
>>81097763Typhon Anthrophantasmus
>>81097763Alpha1918
>>81097763Heinrich Himmler
>>81097763Thunderbolt
>>81097763Me-tan
>>81097763Wren Adams
>>81097763Omori
>>81097763Reinhard Heydrich(filler since it's slow, swap out if it speeds up and actual people enter.)
>>81097763Link>filler
>>81097763Kraft punk
>>81098239They're all filler dawg
>>81097763A Helldiver
>>81097763pardou
>>81097763Sumireko Usami
>>81097763Falke
>>81097763Mills Lane
>>81097763Super Street Fighting Goddess Ingrid>>81097602*Sakuya?!?*
>>81097763SakuyaAfk>>81098394Sakuya!
oh my reunion
>>81088568>facial scans>government IDAre they *trying* to get people to no longer use their service?>inb4 "If you have nothing to hide"Still an invasion. Also, yes, you should have something to hide: your personally-identifying information from companies that continually prove that they are both incompetent at preventing it from being breached, and who have continually proved that they're willing to sell it to bidders often connected to foul actors, e.g. China and Iran.>>81098457ʸᵉʸWelcome back.
>>81098457Welcome back, yo.
ofc he feels the need to post his opinion lol
>>81097763Purrukura
>>81097763Harley Quinn
>>81098497In this case? Yes. Maybe you support this line of reasoning for some strange reason, but... like, why?
>>81097763Kino
>>81098561>"oh so that meas you MUST support-"no nigga you just haven't learned a single lesson since 2019 lmao
>>81098601This doesn't sound like the way a merely-disinterested observer would speak. But if you want to claim that you are, fine. I won't press.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcziL_-6PF0
>>81098457...I hardly know what to say but I'm so glad. It's wonderful to see you again.
>>81098662Lookin' good.Thanks for hostin'. I gotta hit the bedge.
>>81098472even worse is I've heard that even if you opt out of giving them your dox or biometrics they'll still install things on your machine that will monitor your usage of the platform
>>81098662Helldiver, standing by.
>>81098662>Starting up...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kExkrDuMlC8Welcome to Windows! How would you like me to help you today?
>>81098662What? It's tape, Mills. I use it to reinforce my knuckles.and secure all those quarters in place
>>81098662>X6 sucks but that song is good
>>81098662
>>81098662I'm ready this time
>>81098662FOR DOCTOR EGGMAN!!!>>81098733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ykc8WHPzM>Dubs confirm, based OST.
>>81098662I wonder in what stupid way I'll kill myself this game.... now that I've jinxed that particular way of dying, it's either heroism or winning now.>>81098705These used to be, like, jokes we made about companies being too invasive and now it's not only real, but it's expected and even defended.There's gotta be a better way to protect those who need protection... you know, if it even is about that.
>>81098662https://youtu.be/ytgLGjQtQC0?si=nz1GCuplj-T0n1lG
>>81098662let's get going>>81098703night>>81098733I never played any of the X games. The only megaman games i've played are the battle network ones lol
>>81098765you know it isn't about that come on now.
>>81098472Thanks Kiyamin!!>>81098493Hey!! Thanks!!>>81098672Nice to see you again Inna! Mwaaah!
>>81098789See? I was ready this timeOh right, my knife is just as ready
>>81098789>Before it even began..
>>81098789The Doctor will be so proud of me when I give him this entire city as a present! EEEEE!!!>Based Battle Network enjoyer.
>>81098789..It's not Christmas, go away.>X1 is timeless>>81098751>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7BJWwzNPQ>this game has the worst level design ever but yeah the music is good
>>81098789Dang, I'm cool.>>81098796I know... Heck, it's probably the opposite in some cases. >>81098811Was confident in your return, but it's good to see it.
>>81098789Some spy stuff and explosions, also talk about a short-lived reunion...
>>81098915Well... time to wait for something to happen
>>81098789As this car was not originally my own but belonged to one (squints at insurance papers) "Edna Slagwort" the point seems rather academic.>>81098811How have you been doing, Sakuya?
>>81098915
>>81098947
>>81098789Thank you!"Congratulations! You are now ready to use Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition. Here is a summary of your activity:">You registered your copy of Windows ME with Microsoft.>Your computer is configured for Internet access."When you are ready, click Finish to begin working with Windows Millennium Edition."
>>81098915It's pretty tiring to have to pretend to actually fear this coercion...
>>81098915And that's how I plan to collapse the entire establishment, and reintroduce fantasy to the world....Wait, why am I telling you this?
>>81098915Sorry, Mills, but you have to. You *know* what'll happen to Wiggins if he's seen tooling around in a new car.
>>81098995
>>81098915Ick, someone threw an inferior soldier at me...>>81098856https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUzzlP3DCwo>If we're sharing good songs from meh games.
>>81098964"..."
>>81098915>Heinrich povhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et5CNs9T9jU
>>81099021
jfc get a life richard
>>81099024
>>81098915Windows isn't an executable file! Attempting to run me like this can cause unintentional damage to yo->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sycZ4GnUA4>A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C004d91F in UXD VFAT(01) + 0000B897. The current application will be terminated.>* Press any key to terminate the current application.>* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.>Press any key to continue _
>>81099024I like how there's the implication that there's still more of that vehicle to fix.
>>81099024>She strums random notes and performs some really bad karaoke>>81099020>i have never played a battle network gameu, but this is pretty snazzy>speaking of horrible games with good music>https://youtu.be/SI6JR94quJI
>>81099024>"Accident"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3PmxZJthk
>>81099024Fight the power!
>>81099084
>>81099084Evens: the alarm is successfully suppressed.Odds: RED ALERT, RED ALERT
>>81098789>These are the sorts of luxuries a Helldiver can expect, courtesy of Super Earth!>... But only after the war is well and truly won, of course.>>81098915HAAGH->Where's a Hellbomb to destroy these rogue scientific facilities when you need them, eh?>>81099024I NEED STIIIIMS...!>... He'll be fine.>>81099084I'm not going anywhere that blocks off support from above, thanks. If you two citizens want to get yourselves killed in abandoned ruins, you can go right ahead.
>>81099082>That one in particular was from a mediocre side scroller spinoff for the Gamecube. This one is from a decent Battle Network proper.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6WETtGwNfI>>81099024>>81099084I wasted my grass touching time on this!? Call me when it's actually something important, like more robots!
>>81099084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Xdi4T8mgIgot 'em
>>81099084>"So this is my life. At least I've done better than Dad..."
>>81099152kills a mute to keep a secret. i'll take that.
>>81099084My knife is telling me I should go hereOh well, more everything for me then>>81099152>Turns out I got absolutely nothing from that temple, I might as well have better luck hereThis place is so dark... yet I'm not really afraid
>>81099152What can you build out of used prophylactics and dirty needles? a fort?
>>81099152All the profits go right to Dr. Eggman's operations, I don't care if you say you have a family to feed, just go get a SECOND job for that junk!
>>81099152Turns out crime does pay after all, especially when you're an NBA all-star.
>>81099152
>>81099084Ah, shut up already!>>81099152What's the matter, are you scared there's a ghost following us? There probably is, you know.>>81099144>did you know the gba does not have a soundchip, it's all done with the CPU. composers still did their best with it though (ok sometimes some gba games sound like crap)
>>81099152It's like, 50 barrels worth of Kraft dinner.>>81099215... that's totally against contract, wow.
>>81099215>>81099238>WHAM.GRAB THE CASH AND GO.
>>81099215Much as I do love Big John's Beans & Fixins, Punk, I just don't have the heart...
>>81099152Hmph. Strange. I'm getting some planetary interference... and that signal looks almost familiar, too... but it can't be...>Mmmm,. plot...>>81099215... For once, I'm glad this planet isn't part of federation. Super Earth's pride would certainly be damaged in no small measure by such a shameful monument.
>>81099215Tagging the city with patriotic messages of super earth is still considered a crime ya know...
>>81099268>I'm glad this planet isn't part of federationYOU GOD DAMN DIRTY APES!
>>81098865Oh that's neat~ you knew I wasn't dead! Nice~>>81098947Very busy! And you?
TOMORROW I'LL
>>81099215It can be both, who knows>>81099298>Omori gets annoyed and he becomes angryYou're not my boss>If only the bomb could blow up right now..
>>81099298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47VqCD5AE9s
>>81099258RIP...>>81099298... or not. Well, not for me, at least....Does this count as city beautification? >>81099327Kosaku informed us before he went full gooner, if I remember correctly. And, uh, it was also more likely that you weren't than that you were.Still, there's palpable relief at your return.
>>81099298The kid didn't take my smashing up his soapbox derby cart well but as I see it he shouldn't have mouthed off like that.
>>81099346>Omori did not succumb after the crab caught him>but he was still unable to escape..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVm9PozysI
>>81099346Stealing is wrong.>nabs some spare partsYou shouldn't take others' property.>yoinks some doodadsOnly what is needful for the day.>gathers a multitude of devicesAlso rule of six somewhere in there.
>>81099298Wah!Wait, what are you jumping at,you're a superhero!>>81099346>This is why she doesn't have a license.
>>81099298>Despite being only 5% of the Galactic population, Automatons make up 33.33% of all crimes against innocent Super Earth citizens.
>>81099346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>81099298>>81099345USE THOSE SKINNY FINGERS AND STOP IT BEFORE IT EXPLODES! HURRY!>You're not my boss.I TOTALLY AM! IT'S LITERALLY IN THE NAME "EGG BOSS!">>81099225>That's...actually really cool. Explains why so many GBA games sound the way they do too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii9DdJaCYX0>>81099346>>81099377Just pretend the thing at the store didn't happen and help me reach the stuff on the high shelf...please.
>>81099327>Falke knew I wasn't dead!I didn't for a moment imagine you were either but my ungovernable brain would *not* be prevented from creating all manner of disaster scenarios with you at their epicentre. I'm so glad you're all right.
>>81099401Don't hold your breath, get it, because it's poison gas? SHUT UP I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PRACTICE THIS!
>>81099401>this Ingrid immediately drinks
>>81099401>>81099427... you were supposed to think it was absorbing radioactivity.>>81099406Hmm...Okay, fine. This one time.
>>81099401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WMr1dRUYe4RIP most people>also something came up on my end, gimme a sec
^ rigging for harley or sakuya
>>81099406>i really gotta play BN... i had megaman and bass on GBA as a kid and i could never beat it>https://youtu.be/sSlEO9y1zHs>>81099401>>81099423>Even if she wasn't burning up, she still wouldn't laugh!
>>81099448AGH->Sploosh.>>81099472>Mega Man and Bass>God I am so sorry, that one's a motherfucker. The BN games are really good...except for 4, unless you go in to enjoy it as a trainwreck.
>>81099464Did you miss the part where they both died?
>>81099349But I haven't talked with Kosaku since last year... Whaaa... Well anyway, I'm here so that's good!>>81099411Awww sorry for worry you!! And thanks Inna~ love y, glad to see you're good.>>81099448>>81099464Thanks.
>>81099464dummy
>>81099448It's what the many people now being beaten and arrested by those same guards would have wanted, Wren. Pour la révolution du monde!
>>81099523>Awww sorry for worry you!!I can say with absolute conviction that you're the last one who should be apologising.
>>81099448I survived the great cataclysm and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!>>81099523... well, I suppose the information was correct anyway. But yes, it is good that you are back and safe.
>>81099501>yeah it taught me pain, same with the zero series>i heard theres a pvp community around the battle network games which is interesting, they really were pumping out megaman around that time
>>81099448We're back, sorry for the wait, skipping some peace, down to the last 2>WNS>Falke>Punkrocker>>81099464lollmao
>>81099633Oh, boo-hoo, "You pierced my throat with an icicle!". Come on, you'll get better. Man up.Betting on me. Gosh, that sounds egotistical.
>>81099633Punk! I'm certain Falke will understand.
>>81099633Falke?
>>81099633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2oqXCtCiik
>>81099597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFQh4URqZU>I've seen a bit of it, I was always more for the single player experience myself though. I finally finished my playthrough of the Zero games a few months ago.
>>81099701>Spanks that FAT WOBBLEMEAT
>>81099674>>81099696...*siiiiiiiigh*
>>81099696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBwVWWa3Ss
>>81099738this thang
>>81099738>Thanks for hosting
>>81099748>(Thank you for hosting.)
>>81099696>Superman>Stopping a terrorist attack>The city idolizes him as a hero
>>81099696>oddly fitting event lol>>81099738>>81099748There's the hero. I think that's him, anyway.Thanks & all that.>>81099701>i was replaying them with a friend, we stopped at zero 2/3ish>zero 1 is so brutal i don't know what they were thinking with that mission system and the grinding>or the cyber elves...
>>81099738ggs ggs thanks for hosting bossgj to punkrockers desu
>>81099738>Thanks for hosting, well done Punk Rocker.
Why did there stop being games on /b/?
>>81099781Because all the /b/ hosts decided to stay here because of ???.
>>81099748A... *Super* man, you say...?>Thanks for hostingggg.
>>81099738>>81099748Yeah fine, I guess thanks for hosting and congratulations to Punkrocker or something like that.
>>81099748
>>81099792All the /b/ hosts decided to stay here because on /b/ they need a game to have a thread at all, but here on /trash/ the thread is always up so they can always circlejerk with each other in public whenever they want.
>>81099792because J died and Mao is a shit "leader"
>>81099748>Press any key to continue._
>>81099748Thanks for the host, Sam!>>81099756Good job, Punk!...Although I have to wonder if this place truly warrants your help.>>81099781Not stopped, anon. Paused.
>>81099738>>81099748>Gratzthx.>>81099762>3 is my favourite but I like 4 too. Out of all of them 4 felt the easiest since there weren't really any punishments for fucking up too bad unlike 1 or 2.
>>81099840>Sam
>>81099818Emphatically not true.
>>81099752>81099755>>81099762>81099768>>81099772>81099803>>81099800>81099812>>81099823>81099840>>81099848NP NP
>>81099878say more. cause that's how it looks.
>>81099857I do apologise. It'd be nice to get through a game or series of games *without* making such a cretinous basic error.
>>81099918
Continues?
>>81099781trolls
>>81099840Why not just alternate between /b/ and /trash/?
>>81099848>megaman can be quite the brutal series, it took me like a while to beat x4's final boss for example
He needs some milk
>>81099905Maomao's on a full-time teaching placement and doesn't have the time necessary to be any sort of host. For myself though I tend much more towards optimism than gloom over the fate of /b/ HG because I've seen many, many times just how easily resuscitated it can be.
>>81099987If that's the case then can all of you /b/fags LEAVE already?
>>81099949Hi, Alpha!>>81099976As a body /trash/ has the greater number of players and I feel like *such* an arse requesting that they leave this board to join games on /b/.
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Time go go to sleep!>>81099748Congratulations mad thanks for hosting!>>81099559>>81099594Well I'm glad to see you guys again mwaah mwaa~
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>>81099950>Temple trials with the nier bots?
>>81100068You too, huh?>dodges smooches, tucks you inBlessed night to you and all the others.
>>81100075Do it.
>>81100028Because they're attention whores.
>>81100068You too, Sakuya!
>>81100068gn meido
>>81099904>Rebooting...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kExkrDuMlC8Thank you for using Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition!
>>81100075>GREETINGS. WE SHALL ENGAGE SHORTLY.>Once I find the last post
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>>81100072These are so bloody silly, which is probably as well because I'd like them much less if they weren't.
>>81100117>Sure thing, think it was your reply next.>My Captcha is still messed up.. great.
>>81100028Why do you want HG to be void of activity
Who only joins games hosted on /b/ anyway?
>>81100252No one unless they're linked here.
>>81100252Sneedruto
>>81100252Taiga
>>81100184>>81043079>ACQUIRED.>The machine charges forth, it's spear barely missing the traveler's flesh and instead tearing the fabric of her coat.>Her bullet shears through the machine's worn leg, it tumbles forward and crashes down.>The final intact machine recovers from its sword swing. Still within close range, it winds up with a metallic whine and slashes at Kino!
>>81100252The other /b/fags that don't come here or stopped coming here?
>>81100356[Kino! One more]>The traveller didn't reply to Hermes, her focus on the attacker was absolute. Instinct and logic labored in tandem within her head, working to decide what action the next second required and the moments after that.>Kino leaps backward, trying to put space between herself and the bubbling machine. Even a little breathing room would give her a chance to end this fight. >[0-1] Instead, her escape falters as her foot catches on a discarded spear.>[2-5] A gap opens and she snaps off a pair of rushed shots in the mechanical man’s direction. No aim taken, just instinctual retorts intended to disway the machine's advance.>[6-9] A perfect combat roll! She falls to one knee and with a loud boom fires, the single well placed round aimed at the rusty joint of this machine's leg.
Lurkers?
>>81099696>>81099738All in a day's workThanks everyone, it was fun.
>>81100629>The traveler performs a dexterous combat roll, just barely avoiding the blade. She severs the last of the machine, causing it to crumple to the ground.>But, just because the machine is delimbed, doesn't mean it's out! The sword-wielding machine begins to crawl toward her, blade still raised.RULE 8,447: TO PROCEED, REMOVE ONE OF THEIR LIMBS. THEN, OFF WITH THE HEAD. THEN YOU MAY PROCEED TO THE NEXT TRIAL.>The trial master's words echo. It seems that rule is ironclad, she'll have to spend a few bullets blowing their heads off.
>>81100819>On two feet she held the speed advantage. Crippled or not however, dancing around with three sword wielding robots was the last thing she wanted to get tied up in.[It seems they're not leaving you much choice Kino.]Maybe. Maybe there's a chance for a mercy of a kind.>Her thoughts drifted back to the desert march with the machines. There was a rule their likely fragmented memory was failing to recall back then. Maybe if they didn't remember she could fill in the blank for them with her own fabricated law. >That rule.. it was.. Rule 113! The winner of the trial may force her opponents to surrender![Oh boy]>Hermes sighs, doing nothing to mask his uncertainty in this plan.I've won, now surrender.>Kino waited, persuader drawn, ready to fire if they didn't comply.
>>81100657Me. I am.
>>81101264>>81101264>>81101264
>>81101030>There's some murmur amongst the bots outside the temple.[IS THAT A RULE? IS SHE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT? ARE WE ALLOWING A VISITOR TO TRAMPLE OVER US?]"PERHAPS WE SHOULD HAVE A VOTE? WHAT ARE THE RULES ON HOLDING A VOTE?">The chatter dies down as they finally reach some kind of..consensus.VERY WELL. YOUR RULE HAS BEEN ADDED. PROCEED TO THE NEXT.>In the room, the machines simply go still. They aren't completely deactivated, just registering Kino as a non threat.>The next room is almost pitch black. Lit by only a faint glow, hope she has a light.>Gray bodies litter the ground, skinless metallic bodies. These didn't seem to resemble the machines she just fought. Some of them are intact, others are missing limbs.
>>81101317[You know you could have been killed there right? What was I going to do if you died?]Sorry I guess I felt bad for them, they were just following rules. Machines can't help but do what they're told.[You're getting soft.]Am not.[You are.]Am not.[You are.]Am not.[You..]>Hermes’ lamp flares to life and the room answers with a thousand lifeless stares.>Kino advances slowly, unease creeping into her heart. It was odd to regard such uncanny human like structures laid bare, they even seemed to grin the way skulls always seemed to.Lets pick up the pace.
>>81101474>>81101704Checkpoint
>>81102399>2 hours laterwhat are you doing
