/dfwb/ Discord Friends With BenefitsFeel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow anons here.Format.>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>TagWelcome to the world of Arknights and Arknights endfield editionPrevious: >>81098187
Posting my new Nina pic!
Posting my nina pic too!
>>81114085
hey richard my rogue is now level 76!
>>81113924Avywenna is for sex, everytime she says ara~ I melt.>>81113998Never played nioh! From what I've seen from Nioh 3 it looks real good though and playing coop is probably a ton of fun. Definitely going to try it at some point, just need to find someone to play with...
Starting to think this movie wasn't made for kids
Me to that cute Nina pic from last thread
>>81114022whoever posts these OPs has really good image taste
>awooooo>bark barkHe's literally me...>>81114263The OP is also balding irl, an info I thought was important to share
>>81114231Fapping to Yvonne with nonny until we are horny and we start focusing on each other instead
>*cough cough*This anime literally formed who I am today and I didn't even remember it???
This movie truly is about how you need to express yourself without a mask, even if the mask initially helps you get out of your shellGenius!Games to play: BattletoadsMovies to watch: The Mask
what caused the melty he doesn't usually blatantly shitpost like this
>omg you have hoyo game pfp it means you play that game Oh no I don’t not anymore
Great scene
>>81114323Yvonne sex! Sex with Yvonne! Everything about her is for sex! Twintails! Cute face! Horns! Tails! Big tits! Sex tummy! Ass! Sex sex sex SEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!!
>the mask is youDeep...
>>81114780Yes he does he's literally always like this
>>81114780I think he's just bitter because Looni removed him and that was the only person he was talking to on discord so now he has nobody
>and he's french tooLITERALLY ME>>81114923I removed Arcuzz, Looni and Kiana
>>81114937Nobody believes you
>>81114923I don't think he'd even have a hard time finding people to talk to if he wasn't so prone to shit like this
I SHOULD CALL MY PENIS "my croissant" omg!
>>81114959>if he wasn't the person he is he would be a person that's likeableVery useful advice
>>81114959He can't help himself
wah..,,
And yet... Everyone always wants to be my friend... Curious!
>>81114876Being Yvonne for nonny would be pretty fun, especially if they would act pervy if I were to bend over, as if on "accident"
>>81114978I think he's a fairly interesting person and a good conversationalist, if he controlled himself well enough to not have bpd melties all the time I doubt people would hate him nearly as much
>bpd melty is when he doesn't want to talk to me anymore because I was a bad personWoah!
>>81115007Need to be Yvonne for anon so fucking bad I need my horns grabbed!
>>81115038You couldn't pay me to talk to you since you're such a dickhead but the guys who don't mind that would probably stick around at least
>>81115049cute slut..
>>81115026And he has a melty all the time so it's like asking for a dog to be hairless, it's not a thing that's gonna change
You can get a permit for anything in the US...>>81115082I rejected you, it's fine, you have to move on now, what you're doing is not healthy
oh dear what will I do without the attention of the guy that wastes his days spamming in dfwb......
>>81115132your cortisol is spiking
Warwick??Ngl this movie reminds me of this thread, a bunch of cops and thugs (mentally ill people) angry at The Mask (me) while he (me) is just having fun...
>>81115150You trying to jesterfy him nonny?
Finally evening*opens a can of cock*
>>81115049I'll grab your butt instead, what are you going to do about it hmm?
The Nia to his Simon
Nvm she betrayed him...Wait, Nia did too! Maybe it's a long con to help him??
>>81115269that cock? MINE
Absolutely no one cares what you watch while slurping down on Wendy's chili Richard
Nigga is pausing every 30 seconds to write a post about a movie
Richard you're gonna get a copyright claim soon
The benefit of friend cummies!
>>81115447That's a great benefit!
>>81115447-free protein
>hopeless romanticLiterally me... The Mask is about me...I tried to crop the woman out as much as possible since I hate bimbo makeup american whores
>>81115456I'm not even being slutty about it, it really is a great benefit, there's few better feelings than making somebody you like cum really really hard and feel good together!>>81115483Yummy cummy in my tummy!
>>81115562I want to feel good together but I'm scared...
>>81115562Lets be nice to each other and edge that feeling for days, weeks until things actually we start feeling awkward when thinking about being lewd together
>>81115581Scared of rejection? You just gotta try it!>>81115620That's why you have to start of being lewd early on, so it comes naturally.
>>81115683I'm scared of sharing my tag! Lots of scary nonnies...
>>81115683But I don't want to make people think that I am some cock obsessed slutWant to donate me some cummy in my tummy too?
The "yummy cummy in my tummy" is the equivalent of retarded women doing baby voices but for grown men who are porn addicts, kinda cringe
>>81115798Being a cringe porn addict is super cute and sexy!
We'll never forget you, Charlie.
Everyone wants the Mask! (Metaphor about how everyone wishes to be me)
>>81115720You just need to find a nice nonny you like! Just one!>>81115735I want to be the one taking the cummies, sorry!
I actually did... The second half of this movie didn't had enough of him, it was all about the Evil Mask one
>>81116032I kinda struggle with that... Maybe if you were that nice nonny...
>a heroJust like me when I saved the people in my neighborhood by reporting bad moldy food in the grocery which probably saved COUNTLESS lives...
>>81116032Oh. That could be arranged too~
And this is how it ends... Pretty nice movie, not the best, but not the worst, and definitely above averageI'm glad I grew up with that
>>81116125More like an hero
>>81116213The H is not silent, that's how great of a hero I am
>>81116279>He didn't get itRichardsissies... Not like this
"an hero" is associated to like 10 meme, your attempt at trying to be smart and funny doesn't workLet the comedy and high intellect convos to me
>>81116349>"an hero" is associated to like 10 memeRichard, you're American, don't make dumb mistakes like that
>you're AmericanSee! My English is so good that people can't even tell
>Richard doesn't get it yet
You were using Metal Wolf """"quotes"""(none of those are even in the game) all this time expecting me to somehow get it?
>>81116093Oh, but nonny, you don't know me! You only got interested because I said I want to make a friend do big juicy cummies. Which is understandable! Big juicy cummies are lovely.>>81116137Your cummies, in my tummy!
...
>>81116556We can always try at the very least, right?
>>81116556Post tagie and I'll give you an opportunity to come and get them!
Time to spam someone's tag!
>>81112407>my boyfriendHuh? Since when? Who is this?
>>81116688What tag is it
>>81116742I don't know yet, I'm waiting patiently!
>>81116755Spam mine please.
Jelly Hoshiumi will deliver her statements about the recent Phase drama in an hour I guess she will probably try to defuse the situation since she got a tons of support on her alt channel but maybe I am wrong the future is unpredictable after all
>>81116755Spam this guy's tag, he's a pedophile toonarcissistpsychopathpedophile
>random vtuber non senseOmg(osh) stfu you human failure, go donate to some streamer or get finsubbed by Moonlight again, kuzu>>81116792WHAT THE FRICK, that tag sounds EVIL!
>>81116771When will sylware deliver statements about the finsub drama
>>81116813Why are you so mean to him?
>>81116823https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80959306/#80960846He already did>>81116846Anyone partaking in finsub/findom should be shamed, and worse if the law was different
>>81116771No she's making a statement on the 12th
Ah never mind it's in this hour but two days later actually, whoops >>81116823I don't know I don't really have a statement, maybe I should have been less brazenly open with things I've done before I deserve the ridicule>>81116885Yes I just noticed it too, gotta be careful with dates
>things I've done before>past tense>"aaa I miss finsubbing for moonlight I hope he comes back"Kys, trying to pretend the issue is having done it when the issue is you still doing it
>>81116938Hairy fat brown tranny paypig sylware loves $ending and getting humiliated by richard
>>81116938Is sylware a /beta/ $ending slut?
>Katalina 11k DMG punish is now backLETS GOOOOOOOOOOO IM GOING BACK TO HER BEFORE THEY NERF HER AGAIN
fat alt transfem enbyi wanna chat with new people and game and stuff, possibly flirt and do lewd stuff if we vibe like that ^~^bonechewa
>>81118282i forgot this thread has a format, i might be stupidim est and i like indie and horror please don't be a chud
>>81118324We're all alt right nazi and don't believe in trans nonsense here, sorry not sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-qZEobl3yI
>>81118324What kind of indie horror? Like movies?
>>81118618i like indie stuff generally whether it's games or films and i love all kinds of horror stuff and psych thrillers etc
>>81118772Cute
>>81118811add me then :3
>>81118912I don't add fat mentally ill men
it's over
>>81119130What about thin mentally sane men like me?
>>81119153what's over
Ahem ahemARKNIGHTS (KNIGHTS)*walks forward with epic music*DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO DOOODOOOOOOOO DoODOOOOO DODOOOOO DOOODOOODOOOOOO
Nothing epic about a genre with bad story bad gameplay and predatory practicesYou have to be low IQ to play gacha, literally black in soul
>>81119760True
He say while posting trash yuri anime :wilted_rose:
>>81119817:wilted_rose::wilted_rose::wilted_rose: 100 100 100 :skull:
>>81119823I say this
Girls band cry is not even yuri
>He doesn't even deny it's trash:skull_crossbones:
I spend hundreds of dollars on gacha games :3
>y-your anime is trash!Woah huge argument!>gacha are bad because of X and Y, let me explain you why in this paper I wroteThat's how different we are...Also, I have 3 lunatic clear in 3 different Touhou games, you have none...Food for thoughts(plural because many thoughts)...
>>81119884:eggplang:
>>81119884:point_up_2:hesright This is a certified Futo approved post!
>my enemies are wrong and using twitch emotes casuallyI won
>he got so owned that he's trying to change the subject:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
>>81119963that's not an emoji...
Yep, I did 1cc Lunatic Th13 as Youmu, a character I mastered... Unlike you... Lol, or kekw as they say
>>81119975kek it is, is the rofl emojj, just not abbreviated
>>81119897Holy fucking shit that's so cool... you're so cool anon... I never really got the appeal of C6 though. A couple sound kinda fun but that's so much money? If I wanted to spend that much on a gacha game I'd import all the cool merch instead but you do you king
>I wasted thousands of money in genshin!Sub 100 IQ detected
>Now he's resorting to anecdotical evidence ;joy:
thousands of money lol
Why do addicts always get mad when you mention their addiction and how bad it is?
>Trying to go back to his original point to avoid the fact that he got owned:rolling_eyes:
>>81120066He must be doing this intentionally at this point, this is way to embarrassing of a mistake after so many years of posting. Even his kind must be capable of learning a foreign language over such a long time?
>>81120068Addiction and anger issues often run together, when someone struggles with self-control, both tend to show up
>>81120163Makes sense, I feel bad for themI don't understand how people don't even have the self esteem and self love to do better, imagining being proud to be an alcoholic, drug addict or a gacha playerIt's like admitting to the world that you're fine being an idiot who is being used and played with by big corpos (in the case of gacha)
>>81120181Yeah, addiction is messy. I don’t think people are proud of it as much as they get stuck in it. It sounds like they are proud of it because that's the only thing they do with their free time and the only thing they have to connect with others. It's sad really.
>>81120029If you have enough expendable income a few hundred dollars every now and then on a game isn't really that big of a deal desu. The merch for Genshin is also terrible for the most part.
>>81120208Sad but also funnyOne thing that I still find hilarious is how 4chan was anti camwhores/girl streamers for the longest time on average, then women pretended to be retarded anime girls and they all fell for it giving them money and attentionOr how they used to make fun of their parents for watching football on their couch with a bag of chips, but now they do the same thing with those streamers or with the lowest form of media possible, be it through incremental games or gachaIt's funny really, how people make fun of other communities or the generation that came before them, just to do the same thing as them, if not worse, and not even realizing it>>81120236>If you have enough expendable income a few hundred dollars every now and then on a game isn't really that big of a deal desuThis post is hilarious, I will never understand how people are fine being slave to tools that were made to psychologically abuse them to the point of running defense for it
Who is he talking to?
Literally to the person talking to meMeanwhile you invest money in characters that can't even talk to you
Is there any anons with sexy shaven armpits that wants to watch me play porn games as well
>>81120273Poor dude resorted to samefagging from his phone just to see someone else agreeing with him.
>>81120313Like you?
>>81120236I like some of the clothes lines but even then I wouldn't buy the whole outfit so I guess you're right. I bought the Sunday scarf from Star Rail recently and it's really good though
The other person in questionhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77960158/#77961753https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77960158/#77961772https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77952724/#77961355
>>81120328Please don't call him out... He's still mad that I destroying him calmly in a debate
>>81120328Nope I only samefag from my smart fridge that's next to my pc setup:sunglasses:
Reminder that this melty is happening just because I said that gacha games are bad and predatory... Which they are...Be careful of addicts, they can't help their angerment
>now he's just lying:sob:
He's still mad... Don't forget to do your daily + log to the website for free currency + shill the game to a friend for free currency + do the event where you have to do puzzles a 4 years old can do for more currency and be sure to do all the events while having your brain unstimulated!
>>81120332>Sunday scarf from Star RailOh that scarf is cute. The knitting and embroidery look nice too. I'd wear it.I've never looked at the clothes honestly. I've only eyed at getting the little Wriothesley chibi figure before lol.
>He's resorting to misinterpreting gacha games to feel good about himself:melting_face:
https://x.com/idropFbombs/status/2021197756883431727 This is literally me... The price of clarity and awareness... Too smart for my own good...
>>81120526How did he misinterpret gacha games? Do you think the game has rolls because they have your best interest in mind?
He's not going to answer that btw!
>>81120547Nonny... come on you are better than this, there are hundred more things to argue that are funnier than that!
>>81120574Can you point out where he misinterpreted gacha games?
Just got back from a 12 hour shift, what the fuck happened.
>>81120581Sadly everything except dailies, since we live in a world were dailies are a thing... really sad!
>>81120609Where are the dailies in Mario? or Metroid? or Expedition 33? or Final Fantasy 7? or osu? or Muse Dash? or Luigi's mansion? or Pikmin?
>>81120637>Already moving the goalpostsadge... sadly my time for shitposting is up, I have work tomorrow. goodnight anon!
If I wanted to make a game designed to milk kids and young adults dry, while introducing them to gambling mechanics, I’d make it free, colorful, and just fun enough to hook them, but simple enough that anyone can play them, then quietly lock stuff behind random pulls with awful odds!I’d slow progress to a crawl so paying feels like relief, then sell “limited-time” characters so players panic-spend before they disappear With some characters making the game faster by adding movement mechanics/triple jumps/flying, or making the game way easier! I would also introduce end game content that change every few week where having the latest character unlocked would make that content much much easier! But I would never give enough free currencies that people can always have every new character, but just enough for them to feel hooked in the gambling/roll system!I’d shower them with daily rewards so logging out feels like losing money, add energy timers so the game controls their schedule, and flash bright animations so even losing feels exciting. Then I’d sell subscriptions, battle passes, starter packs, comeback bundles, and “one-time offers” that somehow show up every week! -73% sale right now! (for the same item that appear every week but that you can only buy once and then disappear forever so be quick in buying it! And then the next one! And next one!)I’d make characters lovable so players feel emotionally guilty skipping them, and balance the game so paid characters dominate the current content, or worse, PvP if the game has it! Finally, I’d rely on a few big spenders to fund everything while pretending it’s all optional! The people who aren't falling for everything will defend the game and call those people retarded, while I use them as useful idiots to spread my games out there further and milk even more retards like them while I control their schedule!
>>81120659What goalpost did I move? You didn't explain how he misinterpreted gacha games, you only said that he misinterpreted everything again. You're repeating yourself.
>Sadly everything except dailies, since we live in a world were dailies are a thing... really sad!Hahahaha, imagine having so little self control that you are unable to say "no" to a game who has dailies and makes a mockery of your time just because "w-we live in a society"Bro play games that aren't making fun of youDo you actually believe it when the ceo of Hoyoverse is talking about how he is an otaku making games for fellow otakus?Hahaha, no wonder all our elites are pedophiles, the populace is retarded!
People are turning themselves into matrix-battery-like human beings, accepting it, AND defending the people doing it to them, while talking about how they like itWhat a world we live inHumanity is cattle
>>81093211 Yes. So please tell me why, I haven't posted in a month and I'm ripe in the archives. Reading this post made me laugh so I'll atleast acknowledged it."On my meds" Hehehe. What did I apparently miss?
>>81120659
*sigh*The person who kissed my balls while they were on their knees is posting again... I'll always be reminded of that mistake I did... I should have never let them kneel for me just because I felt bad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pg9Kft2vUgNEW SHMUP??? IT LOOKS AMAZING, like a mix between ZeroRanger and Blue RevolverActually, the side warnings are literally from Blue Revolver
>>81120868ITS HIM
>>81120945Isn't that the same dev?
>>81120945this was in next fest, the demo may still be up if you wanted to try
Jesus fuck.
Can't wait for mister president acaz to declare martial law and take care of this upstart richard
>>81121001Nope! Seems to be some long time artist who just decided to make a gameI checked and they even drew art of Mae (the character from Blue Revolver) and a boss from Void Stranger, so I guess it is inspired by BR and ZR after allI wish him a ton of success>>81121018I'm downloading it right now!!!
>>81121032How can Acaz be president when Trump is going to stop the dems from cheating on the elections and declare a lifetime presidency that he'll give over to Vance? Think anon think
>>81121064Trust the plan, patriots will soon be in control
give me your hand!
>>81121083Fiiiine, you can take lt I guess
>>81121083
lelel
The first mini boss has the same patterns as the one in BR, neat!The game looks great but the OST is clearly not as good as ZR or BR, and I feel like it lacks impact? Not just the OST, but the gameplay too, just doing breaks in BR felt fun and the noises when you were getting score felt great, I'm not feeling that hereI like the "melee weapons", and I'm guessing you'll have more weapons/pilots on release just like on BR, at least I hope so because I'm not too fan of the standard shot typeThe sound effects when destroying the first boss or the art when the portraits/warnings shows up is 10/10 tho!The game has potential, but I think it's a top 500 contender right now, and not a top 100, let alone a top 20 contender like BR isI hope they get some more help, they definitely need someone to do the music for them I think
i didnt really expect anyone to respond.. here you can have your hands back!
>>81121193I'm good, I can fap with my right hand too, I don't need one. You can keep it.
I see my lil niggers are wilin' out a bit to hard today
>>81121244Zako zako zako zako zako zako
>>81121244Pretty mildin' tonight actually, just relaxed with a nice foamy cock in my mouth and enjoyed some games. I'm in bed sniffing my candle and scrolling twitter now
This guy can suck his own c*ck???
>>81121317>nice foamy cockThat dick has the rabies
>>81121317Sounds super comfy! I'm gonna take a shower and nap
>>81121359It was rabid alright>>81121359Why you taking a nap at midnight homes? Just sleep
So... What's this?
>>81121384Unc...
>>81121384I can't sleep! I have to head out in an hour and a half. I can't not sleep either because I'm suuuuuper tired
>>81121392looni new act
>>81121398Sad but true>>81121402Good night then buddy~ Get enough rest
>>81121423Maybe I shouldn't though... What if I fall asleep and miss the bus!
>>81121447Whenever I have to get up on a tight deadline I just don't sleep and hook myself on a caffeine IV courtesy of redbull so I can't help you but good luck
Doxxing Sillu trying to speak Englishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVgf1EXl7k
I wanna go back to my bed
>>81121487Richard looks so slim here
>>81121487Not that far off actually
>>81121487>alone drak
>>81121487This is really how most people have learned languages overtime. Remember that access to schools is incredibly new yet even medieval peasants often got around in 2 to 3 languages pretty well. Even borderland Romans often spoke the languages they bordered. I don't see why you'd make fun of this guy, it's a legitimate method.
>>81121487https://youtu.be/7IVgf1EXl7k?t=118Look how proud he is, this is 100% sillu lmao
>Check last thread>read this threadWhy is a guy talking about WingsOfRedemption and The Mask starring Jim Carrey???????
Language is for communication, as long as people understand each other perfection doesn't matterPeople who focus on perfection instead of efficiency are midwits, it's another bell curve trap where people who are in the middle thinks they are smart for wasting time learning every single rule a language has instead of just talking normally in a way that can still be understood>>81121569What's wrong with The Mask? >vtuberNvm, you watch cam girls, you wouldn't understand kino...
>>81121569DUDE YOURE GONNA RUIN IT DONT TELL RICHARD
>>81121607Nobody needs 10 years to learn that kind of thing it's a you problem
>>81121607I haven't watched a vtuber in 85 years
>>81121640Me as Chen
>>81121640Picrel is me stimulating my prostate
>>81121650You stimulate your prostate with a head massager?
https://youtu.be/7IVgf1EXl7k?t=225My favorite fighting game! Blazbull!>>81121628My English is perfectly fine and above average for any non native speaker, you can pretend otherwise because you're mad but it's the truth...Also, it's "Nobody need 10 years", stop adding extra s everywhere, idiot>>81121640Good job! Keep it up!
>>81121663I have a condition which makes it so that my prostate is located on top of my skull
>>81121699Dickhead
>>81121715Mean
https://youtu.be/7IVgf1EXl7k?t=344This video is too good, I want to protect that guy
>>81121732I'm sorry dickhead... I apologize... *pats your dickhead*
>>81121480I did that when I worked early shifts at a dead-end retail job.I'm pretty sure I shaved off my lifespan by a few years.
>>81121745Thank you babe
>>81116938$endware
the guy in my office doesn't realise everyone can hear him blasting shakira on full volume the noise is bleeding through his headphones it's only 7am
>>81121840Based deafking
>>81121840Would you agree that every hooman is a cute sissy?
>>81121898Not a sissy
hoomans are dead
>>81122001No... Plus you know I'm right
>>81121927proof?
>>81122001Yes they do
>>81122001No they arent
is anyone sleepy?
>>81122230>>81121840
my name is jeff
I... I just did something no one else in the world ever did...I'm actually crying, of happiness, I'm truly someone special... Damn... Why can't I have kids with myself...
bro still thinks we are listening :skull:
