/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4551>"Big Ol' Eyes" Edition--Stories--By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 15)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 25 & 26)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch.14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Digiridoguy>Mountain of Diplomacyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/78988131>Let it burn (AKA The 2nd Dyke Vixen Story)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78983786By WantedOutlaw>I Remember Your Face. Do You Remember Mine? (Ch. 15)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66856327By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 25)https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/207145926By Anonymous>Untitled Pool Storyhttps://rentry.org/om3dm3mgBy Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>Blood, Beauty, and Booze (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By Aedificator123>Adventures of John Hue Mann (Updated)https://archiveofourown.org/works/79220601By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By LiquoriceMuncher>Toxic Lovehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/77743146By 7oomer>A Story I Suppose (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56991331By Nilly_Willy>Tech Terror (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74775056[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81106541Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Milkers
Fake new thread here>>81111802>>81111802>>81111802
Realistic reaction but he didn't have to be so mean about it jeez
Anon cant breathe
Wrote for almost an hour and a half and only managed 500 words. Fuck. I hate being a slow typist.
This what you're looking for?
>>81114921Be happy you're not like me who cannot stop writing.
Reposts from literally the last two threads? More likely than you think!
>>81114921This might be haram but have you even considered using a clanker like smutgpt to pad out your writing?
this with dimmi
>>81114921That's not too bad. It's more important you're consistently writing than writing a lot on any given day
>>81114850i could go for either or, but why ISNT she wearing pants?
>>81114884I prefer Yellowanon's foxes
Are you guys reading the stories in the general? What do you think about them? What's your favorite one currently?
>>81115114He hasn't been around for a bit. Guess he's busy.
>>81115111They don't have em in her size
>>81114725MA THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING STRAY CAT OUTSIDE IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKING THING
>>81115043Wish this dude would draw more Moolina for us
>>81115157It may not cover her whole legs, but as long as the waist is wide/slim enough she could still be wearing something...
>>81115114I miss my boy. I hope he is well.
lorepaw has been lazy lately where's my friggin hmofa
>>81115143Of late I've been trying to read more actual literature, but I read the beginning of Before Dark and enjoyed it
>>81115198Maybe she's freaky
Remember her?What happened to her?She seemingly just disappeared all of a sudden what's up with that?
>China released Seedance >It makes waifurs on the flyWHY DO THE PANDAS DO IT?
>>81115303Killed by Roskomnadzor
>>81115355>SeedanceNew model? What type? t2v? Another audio/video model like LTX? Can I run it locally? What's the VRAM demand?
I'm tired of girlfailures (stinkhee)I want woman FUCK UPS (missy hats)Just unfixable miserable pieces of anthro pussy
>>81115303Aлиca...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlwbN-sVKI
I've become rather fond of kobolds lately.
But can your waifur do the Norscan shuffle?
>>81115521Monke...
>>81115521No idea but I can do the Southlander shaker for her.
>>81115397https://files.catbox.moe/psb43w.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jbn8b1.mp4/g/ is going to fucking lose their minds, image the porn with this.
>>81115578So another audio/video model. Is it open? If not then it's not worth a damn.
>>81115578The Chinese century is truly upon us
>>81115630Assuming they make it out of the decade. Which is far from guaranteed at this point.
>>81115303game released, most of the fans got their big nut. 2026, already forgotten.
>Anons are getting closer on making their own worlds and fully crafting them to whatever they wish with the most details Are you ready to see your waifurs, fags? You know I am, I'm waiting.
>>81115521No but mine can play a mean game of the empire and get bored around turn 125 and restart
>>81115578Can't wait for kids to grow on easily generated propaganda cartoons.
>>81115777Mr. Winnar, I had a prophetic dream of my death, years ago. I woke in a white room with golden light coming through the window to a beautiful panda girl kissing me good morning. She was wearing a see-through negligee she had long strawberry blonde hair that cascaded over her shoulders with the light creating a sort of halow around her, and she very clearly was in love with me. I was comfortable with the idea that this meant I would be able to live for at least another 200 or so years, since we're not nearly at that tech level. Unfortunately with the ease of which some rando can recreate that entire scenario, AI has become something of a time-bomb for me that, with the right prompts, someone might even accidentally manage to create that deathbed image (and thus, shortening my lifespan to potentially soon.) It's a little scary how it could happen almost by accident.
>>81114850>being catfished in anthro world by anthro-to-human filters
>>81115999>grow up watching a blue fox have space adventures on tv/ipad>in your teens her LORA is leaked online>start by generating her and you posing in the ship from the show>then holding your hands in her paws>then kissingmy god it'd be like bronies only a thousand times worse
>>81116115Horsefuckers would never come close to what is about to happen soon
>>81116185>>81116115Anthro women would actually become real because of how many young men would feel the desire. We went to the moon because of that desire for superiority, who's to say we don't do it again, but a new canvas to conquer.
>>81116278Were moving data centers to the moon
>>81116278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYJRwgHEFS0
Anthro wife found deep in the Caucasus Mountains
>>81116185>thumbnail>FUCK RATokay.jpeg
>>81116363The kind of creature some poor boy encounters in the woods and is never seen again
>Met this cat girl in my first year of college >Short black fur, bits of gray and white, distinctly feline snout and pointed ears.>Lithe too, with some decent curves in the right places. Pretty good looking actually.>Total misandrist, real man hater, not the feminazi leftist type but yeah. Anyways.>She can't stand being around me, constantly insults me and makes comments, accuses me of all sorts of things.>And I'd talk back to her, we'd argue a LOT.>But she still somehow kept ending up around me, still would keep staying around instead of just leaving.>Not once did it ever seem like we even remotely enjoyed each other's presence.>But things aren't always as they seem.>About three years in, something happened and she got REALLY pissed at me.>I thought I was in for it, she marched right up to me with this furious look on her face.>You can imagine how surprised I was when she wrapped herself around me and started nuzzling into me.>Said she was "Getting her scent on me" so that she didn't have to smell my "man stink">I decided to not bring up the fact she was purring.To cut a long story short, after graduation she proposed to me (which was an even bigger shock) and we've been married for four years now.>"I'm home love.">"Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking pig, go take a shower so you don't reek as much with your man smell. Swear to fucking God...">"Whatever you say I guess. Love you hun.">*Grumbling* "I love you too...">"And come help me make dinner after you're done in the shower, least you can do. I'm making your favorite tonight, so you owe me.">"Yes, my love.""Good, you still understand your place.">"...Maybe you can rub my ears afterwards too..."
>>81116552Yeah, because he'll be happily living in a cool whimsical and wonderful village enjoying tea parties with her and her friends instead of his shitty household and polio.
>>81115355Here's your panda wife, bro
Dear bird cabal, I need your best version of this but with thread birbs
>>81116185>what is about to happen soonCan that model run on a 3060 12GB? Or does it need like two 3090's at least? If it's the latter then fuck-all is going to happen.
>>81115143I read everyday that gets posted here unless it has something I obviously won't like. Most of them are decent but my favorite currently is either I Remember Your Face, Do You Remember Mine? or Three strikes.
>>81116379I would show her true love instead.
>>81116185Lmao, as if we won't be pioneering this?
>>81116636I prefer this panda wife.
>>81116587>Similar experience, but different>Neighbors lived a similar experience.>male was a little submissive>female was assertive>male and I were acquaintances, but not because I'm social or anything>male had to be out of the country for work-related bullshit>female knocks on my door the first night>turn her away because of bro-code>wake up to bed-head>"you need to depart, ma'amselle chat. >*swallows* Oh, sorry, I thought I was still at home.>next night make sure door is locked>receive call from husband after 11(how did he get my nuber?!?) "Can you check on my wife? She said she heard noises in our basement.">hang up, and sit in the darkness. rcv txt unk-#, "well? <3" >open back door and she's right there, naked looking very predatory.>"oh course he knows, that's why he called you">in a moment of weakness I relented>she begged for me to "quench her heat with my 'potent essence'!" & more quietly "don't worry it's a 'safe day'.">flash forward nearly a year later, timeline concerns, and a sinking feeling that their new twins' eye colors don't match either parents.>fuck that cursed monkey's paw.
>>81116599True
Hop on Fortnite
doe hoe
>>81116832>>81116379What is it with rodents and rape fantasies?
>>81116552Kys shitskin.
>>81116115>implying i don't do something like this already
>>81117286Can't we just have a movie date and snuggle on the couch with popcorn?
imagine the hmofafh potential
>>81117286It’s the size difference, just like how human women want a 9ft tall fairy thing to rape them, your 3’5” mouse in the apartment across from you wants a strong human man to break into her apartment and take her “valuables”
>>81117286Who's the artist and is there more?
>>81117286My rabbit neighbor is like this, she's really starting to weird me out.
>19 years old>site is older than some of it's users>site needs (You) to be 18 or older>it's a porn site notorious for it's play in epi groomingimagine writing this and thinking it doesn't look bad at all
>>81117699>some of its users are 18>anon thinks of child rape
>>81117733>child rape(You) said it, not me.
>>81117699No I think they know exactly what it sounds like, the people running that site have a bit of a history
>>81117286She's just a huge Nirvana fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ty7PVtHgY
>>81117699written like a true shartycuck. did you know you could use 4chan for epi too???
>>81117886At least RapeApe knows this site's a cesspool and doesn't try to hide that fact. NMNY on the other hand is a Kraut faggot that keeps insisting e6 is not a porn site but "merely a furry art archival site that is predominantly NSFW and is constantly threatened by anti-porn legislation but it's NOT A PORN SITE" over and over again like a broken fucking record.
Long talk with a pink girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJq2slStcro
>>81117957Her head is huge
>>81117893That's cool as hell man
Well ARE you??
>>81118032dawg milk...
oh shit humies updated
>>81118032Woah mama
>>81118032Damn! furbois milk those?
>>81117751>vaguely describes crime>summary reply>yooo said it!never change, nonces
>>81118032These DAMN cows won't milk themselves! And the more they release, the more they're being fed. And the more they're fed... the bigger their chests grow. Unlimited milk exploit.
>>81117699Garbage site that deserves death for garbage mods and rules
>>81117944WHO cares? rapeape (you gave yourself away by mentioning him btw) sniffs his own farts all the time too.
>>81118155But enough about 4chan
>>81116115SDS, make more edgelord waifur drawings pleeeeease.
>>81118278The kinda waifeather you'd see doing the charleston at a club in the 1920's
>>81114951I have ideas flooding my damn head, I just can't get them out at any decent speed.
>>81116636>pregnant pandaThis is chinese propaganda. Everyone knows pandas are unfuckable and their ovaries are mostly barren unless all of the planets align at a certain angle, at a certain date, at a certain time, and at a certain tide.
>>81118377Did they remember to yell "GET PREGNANT!" several times during sex?
>>81114795>>81114855>>81116332>>81116636>>81117135>>81117428>>81118278>tits drawn by boys who have never seen a titPorn is free and literally everywhere. Use it as a reference
>>81118503real porn is gross
>>81118503I don't want to look at human women
>>81118503Human minds are naturally programmed to love big boobs, seeing IRL boobs or not. How the fuck do you not know this you anorexic fuck?
>>81118537Those tits are gross>>81118550You want to look at humanoid women, which have similar proportions>>81118576I'm intimately familiar with large breasts, my wife has Ds
>>81117957Beautiful slice of life romance is waiting for you. Either from aliens or a degree in some high level genetics, it can't be that hard.
>>81116379Syringa moment
>>81118407Only works if the panda leglocks and leglocking pandas are a Chinese myth. >Any panda born after the Yuan dynasty can’t get pregnant… all they know is poop, charge they phone, sleep, be asexual, eat raw bamboo & lie down.
Leg day tomorrow yay
>>81118147Dess loves her weird little human friend
Pizza pizza
Does anyone have that fox pirate lady drawing from like 1983 or something? Maybe it wasn't that early but I know it was the 80s.
>>81118776The only thing useful about national niggerball day is the food discounts.
>>81118638So you're gonna give us shit because these fictional women don't look like your hog wife?
>>81117957>>>81117993gotta have somewhere to store all those big thoughts>>81118286anybody/anything in particular that you want to see
Chapter 8 of Before Dark! The doe is sadThis one's pretty long, to make up for last week's being very short. I'm also moving irl this week, so the next chapter might take a bit longer to roll out. Apolocheese.Cheers!https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021/chapters/208042026
>>81117944>art archival siteThis argument would actually hold water if they didn't delete and uphold a forever DNP list the nanosecond an artist throws a shitfit on twitterThe internet archive on the other hand
>>81119254Cute! Cute!
>>81119271the permanent booru doesn't have this problem otoh
>>81119262Ruby! :)>The doe is sad:(
>>81119254>>81119262content orbital bombardment
>>81118032>only two nipplesSorry darlings I only milk those with 6 or more nipples otherwise the juice ain't worth the squeezing
>>81119206I'm encouraging you to improve your tastes
>>81119417Gross
What's ur favorite dinosaur?
>>81119417I do like the dark nipped dogs.
>>81119424You talk like a fag
>>81119572>Man who doesn't have a wife
>>81119417fuuuuuck too good
>>81119460Spinosaurus…
>>81119608That doesn't change the fact you talk like a fag, you sure it's a wife you've got and not a husband?
>>81119417I don’t care for multiboob or cookie
>>81119262teenage high school best friends............
>>81119668>we love cubs and scalies here
>>81119703Scalies are ok but cub is gross
>>81119660That's not me, anon.
>>81119254Dorky adult woman that borrows too much of her sense of style from Avril Lavigne.
>>81118638
>>81119254>morosegosling.webp
>>81118503More waifurs with banana shaped breasts! Monke brain demands it!
>>81119803Oh, sorry
>>81119262I don't know why but this sort of story, as it is known at least, is always top tier to me.
>>81119949What ever happened to torpedo tits? I'd see them a lot in vintage stuff.
>>81119254Dear God that's cute.
>>81119262no... doe cant be sad... they jo-jolly...
>>81117286...
>>81118503Complaining that art isn't realistic is retarded.
>>81118503>And then he never showed us his superior art, even when asked nicely>In fact he coped seethed and malded about how he wasn't a chef or something
>>81117733He's still mad they banned his fifteen Averi spam accounts.
Lore drop
>>81118503You know what?>unwaifurs your Molly
>you can't recall how or when you met her>Those early days fly by at impossible speed in your head, blending it all in a blur>You may not recall the details but you are certain of something, the love at first sight >Her smile, how her fur ruffled each time when she saw you, the way her tail wagged when you where near>You weren't absentee from such emotional displays of childish love struck, the way your face painted bright red, how your words pilled up on your throat, how you couldn't get your eyes off from her>You never had luck with girls ,but with her it felt... Different, everything came so naturaly, like you two were meant to be >You two dating together was just the start of a long list of first timers >The first handholding >The first dance>The first party>The first time sleeping along somebody else>the first discussion >The first fix up talk>It's been years since those immature and young days, but despite that, your love hasn't broken down in the slightest >From young sweethearts to a long lasting married couple>You've asked yourself what was your favorite thing about her>Perhaps superficial assets of her such as her body, or maybe a trait of her character >But now that you just waked up you finally have your answer >It's the feeling of having her wrapped in your arms as she sleep's on top of your chest, how her chest rest on top of yours as your breathing synchs, the way her tail coils around your leg>It's the certainty of knowing you'll have someone beside you no matter how bleak or uncertain the situation might go>You know her smile will be there to lift you upI was about to sleep but felt oddly cheesy so I wanted to write something
>>81120246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLgKBsJ4NQ&t=14s
>>81120240yay. i am happy to see this.
>>81120246I think I'm gonna be sick...
>>81120240poss...
>>81120130>you can't criticize hentai proportions unless you create your own art
>>81119703I knew I was missing something in my cubs folder.
>>81120246
>>81120240Real
>>81120229Your Waifur ONS steals your boxers and wears them backwards so there's a tail-hole.
>>81120326I don't think anything can top that deathclaw image from soulcentinel
WE'VE MADE LANDFALL ON CYBERSTANFOR SUPER EARTH!!!(I should draw this again sometime soon, now that I actually kind of can.)
>>81120593The tank is fun. The Vox are not
>"I'm taking the SUV to pick up the kids, Anon!">Kiss her on her cheek>Is fluffy
>>81120240this is lovely
>>81120887>own an SUV>immediately kill myself out of shame
>>81120887Honestly I wish more people would do aged /hmofa/ couples with kids/families.
>>81120310HAHAHAAA! You really didn't get the satire in anon's post. Thanks anon, you proved his point... I mean made my night.
>>81120887>SUVIf she isn't doing the school run in a Toyota GR Yaris Manual those aren't my kids
>>81120240What was her name again? Gnodab?
>>81121079>GRAnon no normal people buy sports cars for family errands
>>81120973>>81121079Need a big car for a big family
>>81121096>Woah reference.You're getting awful close to having to post an entire movie here.
>>81118773kress is sweet when it's not creepy shotacrap. glad there are artists out there who realize this
>>81121170You have better options that aren't worst of all worlds.An SUV is a single worst vehicle you could ever fucking buy.>can't do any real offroading like an actual off-roader or even a cross-country wagon like the XC70>doesn't have any real capacity like a wagon or a multivan or any other family car, it's all fluff and fake sizeThe only reason people buy SUV's is because they're pussies and they feel "safer" when they sit high. Even though a wagon would be safer in both that it would be less likely to roll over due to the wide wheelbase and low height, as well as equally as safe because modern cars are fucking designed to be safe, and if you're that frightened about getting into car crashes with trucks, then buy a fucking truck like one of those oversized Ford pickups where they put a pickup body on a truck chassis.
>>81120229Oh, she’s a sphinx!Now I am intrigued.
Bleed out in the snow with your waifur (larp)
