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Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #353

Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.

Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography
>https://rentry.org/redmhg
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Wilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FV
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Hunting?
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Topic of the thread: It's that time of year again; what do you give that special monster in your life to show how much you love them?
Alternatively, what would a monster try to present as a gift for their favorite hunter?
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>when Valentine's day is coming up and you don't have a monster date
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Remember not to ignore your faithful hunting companions this valentines day.
Less they take matters into their own claws.
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What kind of gift would you offer your monsterfu? Surelly a box of chocolate isn't enough...
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>>81122380
Vaal is cute and pure and NOT stinky!
If you want to gift her anything, she loves century eggs. Perhaps even millennium eggs.
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>>81124069
>be Azurian rider
>was captured by Vermeil scums
>currently spending the night in one of their outpost, will probably be shipped to their lands tomorrow
>have both my hands and legs attached with metal chains
>Legi, my Legiana, is tightly bound with ropes next to me
>thankfully these idiots didn't search me properly and missed my boot knife
>I can free Legi but I'll still have my arms and legs bound
>thankfully she'll be smart enough to pick me up in her talons and carry me home
>as I finish going through the thick rope, it visibly loosens but Legi doesn't make a move
>I look at her expectantly, but she just turns her head and open wide
>her hot and damp breath washes over me
>turns out she had another idea in mind to carry me
>I shimmy next to her massive talons and elbow them a few times, but she insists
>the guards suddenly raise a light and we're both exposed
>no time to think, I dive into her maw and land against her tongue
>she gets up and take off in a swift move, with me pressed against her palate
>have my head only centimeters from her throat, the wind of her heavy breaths both cooling my sides and forcing her air into my lungs
>we spend a few minutes like this, the scream from the outpost slowly fading away
>she starts relaxing a little and stops pressing me as hard with her tongue
>she finally lands after a while and drops me to the ground, just when I started getting used to the smell
>we try our damnest but there's no removing my bindings
>I point at her talons again but she just stares with drool at the corner of her mouth
>...it wasn't that bad the first time, I guess
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>>81124530
>the dreaded 4th wall breaking Legi
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>>81122380
gourmet steaks and firecell stones!
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>>81122380
hugs, kisses, a shish kebab with no less than ten whole well-done steaks on it like that one thing in 4U
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Malzeno’s should become maids as reparations for constantly sending hunters pineapples and harassing the rathian and Rathalos population for talon pics!
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What monsters do you consider underrated or too hated?
I'll go first, I think Lunastra is too hated because she's transgender and because of her world moveset
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>>81123670
A lovingly crafted gift from rare carves or gathering spots.
>>81124530
Sometimes you have to do what you have to do...
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Why did image not attach, anyway mtf love
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Zinogre my behated...
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>>81131580
Forgor pic
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looking for the "legiana pussy" meme cause i could only find the tobi kadachi one
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>>81131878
I know it's supposed to be read right to left, but all I can see is Pussy Ice, which creates mental imagery of Legiana lifting up her tail and dispensing a bunch of ice cubes out of her slit, like it's some kind of party trick.
Probably something she can do that Velk can't.
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>>81131878
>>81132517
As someone who's been living in the coral highlands for a little more than a year, its really hard managing life when a legiana constantly screams at your door because she wants you to expose yourself to her
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Got the first draft done to the next chapter of Newfound Nobles, so keep an eye out for it's upload soon!
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>>81134871
what was his fucking problem?
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>>81137497
>A CHICKEN TENDER
>COMES READY WITH FRIES
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>>81133864
Always up for more rath shenanigans
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WHY ARE YOU HURTING THEM?
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Today, on "IS THIS ETHICAL??"
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>>81142198
no, that's definitely non-consensual
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>>81141842
This is why you keep your monsties away from deviljhos
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>>81133936
what's the point of hunters when seikrets can use the same weapons as them?
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>>81143806
Because seikrets need their hunters to cook sausages for them and to cuddle with after a long day of hunting
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>>81143806
Moral support, any seikret will appreciate a good petting to recover during a fight. Even the weird ones.
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I want to SMOOCH a Pukei-Pukei!!
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>>81145428
Yeah thats one thing im scared about the at arkveld challenge
She likes to run away a lot compared to any other monster



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