Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #353Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /AMH/Hunting?>For Wilds, check the thread/in-game to see if a Squad Lobby is up>For Rise/MHW, check the thread and see if there's any session IDs>For other games, make inquiries and simply use /mhg/'s standard room setup if possibleTopic of the thread: It's that time of year again; what do you give that special monster in your life to show how much you love them?Alternatively, what would a monster try to present as a gift for their favorite hunter?
>when Valentine's day is coming up and you don't have a monster date
Remember not to ignore your faithful hunting companions this valentines day.Less they take matters into their own claws.
What kind of gift would you offer your monsterfu? Surelly a box of chocolate isn't enough...
>>81122380Vaal is cute and pure and NOT stinky!If you want to gift her anything, she loves century eggs. Perhaps even millennium eggs.
>>81124069>be Azurian rider>was captured by Vermeil scums>currently spending the night in one of their outpost, will probably be shipped to their lands tomorrow>have both my hands and legs attached with metal chains>Legi, my Legiana, is tightly bound with ropes next to me>thankfully these idiots didn't search me properly and missed my boot knife>I can free Legi but I'll still have my arms and legs bound>thankfully she'll be smart enough to pick me up in her talons and carry me home>as I finish going through the thick rope, it visibly loosens but Legi doesn't make a move>I look at her expectantly, but she just turns her head and open wide>her hot and damp breath washes over me>turns out she had another idea in mind to carry me>I shimmy next to her massive talons and elbow them a few times, but she insists>the guards suddenly raise a light and we're both exposed>no time to think, I dive into her maw and land against her tongue>she gets up and take off in a swift move, with me pressed against her palate>have my head only centimeters from her throat, the wind of her heavy breaths both cooling my sides and forcing her air into my lungs>we spend a few minutes like this, the scream from the outpost slowly fading away>she starts relaxing a little and stops pressing me as hard with her tongue>she finally lands after a while and drops me to the ground, just when I started getting used to the smell>we try our damnest but there's no removing my bindings>I point at her talons again but she just stares with drool at the corner of her mouth>...it wasn't that bad the first time, I guess
>>81124530>the dreaded 4th wall breaking Legi
>>81122380gourmet steaks and firecell stones!
>>81122380hugs, kisses, a shish kebab with no less than ten whole well-done steaks on it like that one thing in 4U
Malzeno’s should become maids as reparations for constantly sending hunters pineapples and harassing the rathian and Rathalos population for talon pics!
What monsters do you consider underrated or too hated?I'll go first, I think Lunastra is too hated because she's transgender and because of her world moveset
>>81123670A lovingly crafted gift from rare carves or gathering spots.>>81124530Sometimes you have to do what you have to do...
>>81130100Why did image not attach, anyway mtf love
Zinogre my behated...
>>81131580Forgor pic
looking for the "legiana pussy" meme cause i could only find the tobi kadachi one
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>>81131878I know it's supposed to be read right to left, but all I can see is Pussy Ice, which creates mental imagery of Legiana lifting up her tail and dispensing a bunch of ice cubes out of her slit, like it's some kind of party trick.Probably something she can do that Velk can't.
>>81131878>>81132517As someone who's been living in the coral highlands for a little more than a year, its really hard managing life when a legiana constantly screams at your door because she wants you to expose yourself to her
Got the first draft done to the next chapter of Newfound Nobles, so keep an eye out for it's upload soon!
>>81134871what was his fucking problem?
>>81137497>A CHICKEN TENDER>COMES READY WITH FRIES
>>81133864Always up for more rath shenanigans
WHY ARE YOU HURTING THEM?
Today, on "IS THIS ETHICAL??"
>>81142198no, that's definitely non-consensual
>>81141842This is why you keep your monsties away from deviljhos
>>81133936what's the point of hunters when seikrets can use the same weapons as them?
>>81143806Because seikrets need their hunters to cook sausages for them and to cuddle with after a long day of hunting
>>81143806Moral support, any seikret will appreciate a good petting to recover during a fight. Even the weird ones.
I want to SMOOCH a Pukei-Pukei!!
>>81145428Yeah thats one thing im scared about the at arkveld challengeShe likes to run away a lot compared to any other monster