/dfwb/ Discord Friends With BenefitsFeel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow anons here.Format.>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>TagLove the messenger in Arknights Endfield and also Arknights edition Previous: >>81114022
first
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water please I'm dying of third
Step fourth, fifth.
what's it like actually being good at things?
Being good at things is amazing because you know you put a ton of efforts into it while retarded p*rn addict and depressed people constantly cry about how much effort anything will take will going "i can't do it" "I will never be able to do it" when in reality they never even tried to do anything, so you pushed yourself to the limits, and get past your limits every day while they are still trying to figure out if they should even make any attempts at starting anything
Any OW or The Finales players(NA around plat?)
>>81128299And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth.
Oh I get it now, Sakiko IS Kiana, I figured that out with my low IQ. IT ALL COMES BACK! I understand it all now, how foolish I was... I guess I should also reveal my own identity then...
>>81128904what is your identity...
>>81128904Bocchi the cock
....IT'S ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!
>>81128922All in due time nonners, it's not my time yet... there's dinner first...>>81128955Shhh...
Austin Richard James
>>81128628cool thanks for sharing and not directly replying since I'm not worth it anyway
You're so welcome!
>>81128904Sillu calling you an alt of someone all this time was right, huh.
"Sillu was right" has been said a thousand times now
>>81129370pot calling kettle black
self harm time
People added me wanting to watch a movie with me pretending they didn't know me just to leak that they did because they are retardedWhy are my haters so obsessed with me to the point of wanting to spend time with me, when I don't want to spend time with them, do they really lack the ability to realize how pathetic t hey are?
>>81129636already!? it's only 3 PM!
>>81129370Yeah he's Arcuzz that moved to Europe to become a janny to delete his posts because he hates him. He already explained this last year.
Richard is making up imaginary friends again
Jesse, what the heck are you talking about
>>81129812I deserve it
You should write "God Gamer Sillu" while self harming
>>81129838Big ups pimp
>>81129869I hope you wake up one day finding a lump in a weird spot on your body asshole
Okay Totalbiscuit
>>81129957Don't call his legs that
something is off about this image... can you tell?
>>81129636I just KNOW you're a troon
>>81130005HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN RECOGNIZE THOSE EYES ANYWHERE HAHAHAHHAHA
>>81130006I'm not. I'm a regular sad guy
Yo big ups liquid Richard Kenny been giving you some of the pillies he's been banging or sum? totalbiscuit is involved with DSP
DOMAIN EXPANSION INFINITE ALTS
>>81130327need it or keep it??!
>>81128649I used to be a diamond Mercy and Mei man. Does that count?
>>811304022 TIMES SILLU3 TIMES LOONI
Nioh is for people who found Dark Souls to be too hardDark Souls is for people who want to pretend they play hard gamesKind of funny when you think about it, umu
>>81130403Do you look like that?
He would already be in my bed if he did
wings jokes are funny mods ban anyone trying to give any advice I gotta play
>>81130402need it or keep it?
>>81130403>used toNot really
>>81130557big ups pimp golu
>>81130482Dark souls is hard if you beat it at sl4 with no spells like I did
>>81130585>sl4>not sl1Didn't beat the game
>>81130568High standards...
No, it's called High Guard
>>81130594Sl1 is a pyromancer start. Easy to beat with a +5 ascended flame.
>I can't unequip the pyro glave
I can't unequip the glave either
>I can't unequip the glave waiting for the bonfire
I don't think "must currently play the game so we can both play together" is a very high standard...
I can do itAnyway, can we talk about better games now, like Battletoads
I used the glave so I didn't beat game
>>81130741I think that post implied they still play they're just not high ranked anymore
>>81130738Wait, why do you call it richardified, do you actually think Nep is me?
think richard think
In a way it's a shame that I will never be able to enjoy SF6 and get into it, why did t hey have to normalize everyone's into the same game mechanic, the game is so boringI wish fighting game players weren't so retarded
He couldn't take their shit no more man
>>81130871I liked it more than sf5 but less than sf4
>>81130955I think people got mindbroken by the SF5 launch which I heard was horrible, because SF5 characters are so fun to play and all so unique and the game rewards fundamentals a lotSF6 is just all about system mechanics, such a boring gameA Menat literally can't exist in SF6
>>81130623I mean you can get pyro glove on any character pretty easily
>>81130795It's either you which is funny or it's not you and I can pretend that it's you until it's funny
>>81131035yea that defeats the purpose in a challenge run
>I'm going to spam the picture of someone you dislikeWhy do I always win? I don't even have to do anything
>>81131003I played it on and off throughout its life
>>81131090I don't care.
>>81131143what a weird way to respond
>>81131122Say SF6 is bad!!!!
>>81131160Seems pretty normal
If you say so
sillu, framemog these jesters
The gentleman in the image has some very semitic traits, therefore he is a honorary richard
finally, it's fucking over. I've done ithttps://imagehub.fun/Q90KR8.png
>Bocchi comes back because of sillu>Sillu coming back in generalBoth kinda pathetic
>>81131873You're pathetic too for being here then, right?
>>81131966How many times have you left already? Do you keep count?
I leave every time I close the tab
>>81132007So never? Because you always pretend to not be here while you constantly lurk?
>>81131734what is this virus ass link and why does it redirect me to the homepage of 4chan
he literally cannot stop himself from responding
>>81132051Yeah it's weird, I think it's because he's obsessed with me
>>81132048I got your IP
>>81132074delete this
That IP grabber was probably meant for me anyway, you risk nothingJust be careful and stop clicking everythingWe have someone currently seething trying to "Kill Sillu", something people tried to do for ages now... With no result...
any nonnies who use session and are not mentally ill niggers like everyone from this thread?
>anyone who isn't mentally ill use the app for mentally ill pedophiles please?xD
>>81132218>mentally ill pedophiles
>>81132218>>81132173Why are you back after announcing you're done with 4chan forever?
Alright guys uhm, I give up. I don't know when I'll post again... I really needed to grab his fuckin' IP, I really wanted to get his fuckin' location. I wanted it so fuckin' bad! HUAE! *Dog whimpers*. I just can't do it! I can't TAKE this shit no more man! All I wanted to do was like I was fuckin' lonely I wanted to just fuckin' stroke and have a good time and have a good goon... *Dog Whimpers* I hate my life...I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
>>81132241mental illness
>>81132253I'm pretty much this ugly
>>81132253come back to us looni
>>81132241>>81132255Why did you reply to yourself?
Do people who obsesses over DSP, wings, ltg and all those other people realize how pathetic and mentally ill it makes them or not?Why is no one interested in being a good person?
Just in case anyone is interested, here it is 059a132046b2aaccd64b093be41fdf6993eb8da324401395161a7933be64ea395f
Look here, LOOK HERE! LOOK, LISTEN! Do people who obsesses over DSP, wings, ltg and all those other people realize how pathetic and mentally ill it makes them or not?Why is no one interested in being a good person?
I typed a post and then refreshed the page before I posted it... >>81111579And that's just going to make me kiss you even more!~ Infinite chu loop... *Chu~* *Mwuah~*...also I said next kiss you're getting squeezed so prepare yourself *squishes you in my arms*I thank maintenance for getting me the last 5 I needed... I won't be able to get the other ones sadly, some of them look really cute..I did 40 pulls and no luck, my poking revenge is on hold... I'll wait for the other free 10 before I splurge!>>81113802Have fun! The final boss theme is still stuck in my head months after!I have my phys team! Endmin, chen, poggers and lifeng! I have them at max level and weapon level, and skill 9 now! I wanted to get that out of the way before I go essence hunting.. If you've got two teams ready, I assume you didn't lvl them all way, thaaat might have been the more sane thing to do, but I like maxing things and then never worrying about them again soooo... We'll see how it works out tomorrow! And hopefully i'll have time to catchup on other gacha's...
>>81132389You're a master manipulator and an even woman
>directly or indirectly?
>>81132276she is never coming back
Pretty sure he's here spamming about me for some weird reason, is it because I said I was done with him?
>>81132459Looni is like 10x funnier than you
>>81132477SAKIPOW!
That means I'm still funny then, heh
Is there a gas leak in here? Wtf is going on
>>81132531gay nigga warfare
>>81132389Thighsex please
I just wanna catch my fishSuck my cocks
>I posted an anime girl while talking about wanting to suck c*cks or have people suck mine, I'm so funny and interesting
SilluGPT
>>81132956That should be his new nickname
>>81132850That was really unfortunate timing! I wonder how long I couldve entertained myself with that ruse if not for you!
GPT stands for Genius Processing Titan btw, you're basically complimenting me
>>81132956Richartgpt
genuinely what would keep someone here without breaks for like 5 years, it boggles the mind
>>81133016looni is built different
>>81132983No idea what you're talking about my nigga but good for you, anyway cocks anyone?
>>81133016pure unfiltered autism and bpd
This thread is suboptimal for cortisol control
>>81133039BPD AND EXTASY
>>81133046Cumming should help you relax
>>81133036I like cocks!
>another mass shooting done by a trans person in canada>feeding someone their delusion didn't fix how retarded and mentally ill they areDamn! I'm shocked!
Does appearing offline make it stop?
niggas be like “I love cock” and then proceed to post octopus kids
>>81133084Suboptimal for testosteroneTry again.
>>81133135Looks like an adult to me
>>81133145You don't even go to the gym faggot the only thing your testosterone is doing for you is giving you pimples
>>81133167Hooooly cortisol spikeIt's over for you
>>81128904Ok what was this shit about are you looni?
>>81133201Bocchi is too funny to be Looni don't be retarded
I told you guys it was Kikey (black dude who erp'd with Arcuzz) like 2 years ago, how slow are you?
>>81133234All avatarfags are the same person
>>81133201and you are Kiana
>>81133249I wish she's a successful trans pornstar
>>81133234You said it was Arcuzz doebeitever
>>81133282He said it was someone different in every new thread until he ran out of names only to be like "haha I was right" later
This thread is really just Arcuzz, Looni, Kiana, Kikey, Nep, Golu and a few random idiots from /dft/ having constant proxy wars
I'm going to only post off ava now, like I used to, time to gossip and trash talk everyone to do the same as everyone else
So true richard
>>81132389Kyaaa~ I don't know why but being squeezed by you feels really good <3 we should just stay like this for a couple of hours~Awww what a shame, but don't give up! I know you can get me later!>>81128904BZZZZZT! I'm not Kiana, actually I'm not any of the weirdos that are well known here, or you could also say I'm one of the newer weirdos!
Big ups pimp
this is me! this is what i look like btw
>>81133371You're a WHORE that's what you are
>>81133397No I'm not! stop calling me that, silly imageless anon!
>>81133417SLUTHARLOTWHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81133397Yo richard
>>81133427>You don't want to have sex with me so you're a slut Flawless logic
>>81133479Have you seen men talk about women ever?
want to kiss ado-chan
>>81133427Hey we already talked about this, I'm not going to pay attention to someone that's imageless. Have a good rest of the day anon.
>>81133487No I'm gay I only talk to men who talk to men. That's precisely why I'm talking to you
I have to watch some wings compilations nowbig ups pimp
But who is Slyware
>>81133612It's the name of my virus that installs sly cooper on your PC until it explodes
>>81133549Take care golu
>>81133631but I'm here though just in BED
>>81133686Oh okay! I'm in bed too. Very eepy. Thinking about getting an ava
>>81133686Can I join in with you?
>>81133722What ind of ava are you thinking about?
>>81133758Something interesting, like an animal or something!
>>81133795I said something two times in one sentence, it's so over
>>81133795No irl avas are immediately hateable, please don't do that.
staring at you
>>81133826Uhmmm okay I'll think of something!
>>81133851mwaah
>>81133851turning around, getting mad and telling you to go jerk off
why do girls do this?
Don't bump
>looking forbig or little sister roleplay (cis or trans)blowjobs, handjobs, titjobs, softcore, masturbation, crossdressing>not looking forany roleplay with men (cis or trans)rape, bondage, diapers, watersports, scat, guro>discordura.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr8K88UcO0s
I'm stupid ugly shit
>>81135937Probably but u still deserved love and happiness babygurl
>>81135979I get what I deserve which is nothing
i've been listening to new music all day and i still haven't found even ONE good songFUCK music>>81135937hi stupid ugly shit!
I'm stupid useless shit. I'm ugly and slow and worthless
Overwatch 2 is suddenly really tempting to play now. I just fear like it'll make me miserable again like Overwatch 1 did if the toxicity is the same.
>>81136246All the people I know that played Overwatch were some of the nicest most timid cock gobbling homosexuals and transexuals, I didn't know it was like that
Gonna drink myself sick and talk to ai cause I'm not good enough for anyone
>>81136302I think the ranked queue just brings out the worst in people desu. The casual play didn't feel too bad.
>>81136246Toxicity is the sameYou're weak and frail if that's really a deterrent, worst someone will do is afk or intentionally throw
>>81137047Bad sportsmanship spoils games and there's a reason why it's banned in any real life sport and game
I don't know how to be cool or popular like everyone talking in the servers I'm in. If I try to interact I'll just be seen as annoying. I'll always be a loser
>>81137078So...That doesn't really stop it, maybe minimize it at best. Hockey and Rugby is full of fights, Soccer is a total foul fest, Basketball has tons of in team bickering, and E-Sports below pro level is about as toxic as it gets.It's best to be ready and know how to handle it then let it deter fully, it is only a fraction of the experience.
Time for a morning fap.
>>81137905I thought this was a furry for a second
yuru fuwa jukai gaaru~
kyou mo genki!
finally found something goodnow i can go to sleep
>>81138466aww i hope u sleep extra good and have a nice dream!
>sleep GIWTWM
>remove friend who rarely actually wants to talk or do anything outside of needing to talk to someone when they’re distressed and no one else is around >otherwise our interactions is me being ghosted days to weeks at a time>Feel bad about removing emWhy am I like this?>>81137122The first step is to not care about being “cool” or “popular”. Start doing as you please, within reason.
>>81139653>Why am I like this?Because you have a weak mentality If they ghost you they aren't worth keeping as friend
>>81139855Feeling sorry only makes someone weak if they let that empathy lead them to their own pointless destruction or the destruction of those around them. Nyigga
Have you noticed that fans of horrid things are wholesome and fans of wholesome things are horrid
>>81140247yeah yeah whatever, can we jerk off to sanrio now?
>>81140316Sure.
Hello.
>>81133371*squish* *squish* *squish* *squuuiiiiiish* <3I have 120 saved up so yep! You'll be mine sooner or later~....But please come home earlier, the 300 mark is so far away...>>81136156Today is an armored core music type of day..https://youtu.be/XnvqcSKho5whttps://youtu.be/NuFMFe-T3rMhttps://youtu.be/6g1Pm-slTPE
Should I share my favorite tracks too?
>>81140975No Sillu nobody cares
>>81141046My name is not richard
>>81141046I care! :3
>>81141162Thank you, a kind and compassionate soul. Take a listen thenhttps://youtu.be/piafg7cK7gY
>>81141175Bulgaria love <3Sounds very similar to russian
>>81141187Thanks. I was in Bulgaria once and I liked it a lot. Want more songs?
>>81141205Sure anon, give me your best eastern euro songs
>>81141239I wanted to do some variety but sure, let's go with some more of thosehttps://youtu.be/rHIer9aa6PIhttps://youtu.be/c0TYGMKfHHk
>>81141259The 2nd one is way too dank for me I guess my ears are trained too much on cutesy japanese songs
>>81141298dank? I assume that you meant dark. But that's reasonable, those are some edgy songs. want me to listen to your songs?
>>81141329Sure anon, one more sensual sounding song and another techno like remix of a popular, upbeat deco cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXZkGWbyvcMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u41gy5Vb7x4
Oh it's sylwareEw
>>81141400I liked both! You have good taste. Music video for the first one reminded me of my highschool biology class and the second one had some... Interesting lyrics
>>81141415Is it?
>>81141472If I were him theoretically, would that really be so bad? I think he is an amazing poster, kind, funny and contrary to popular belief kinda smart too~
>>81141529Oh well I have nothing against syl either. He's an alright guy.
Maaan this thread stinks and I know it's not me because I showered earlier. Does everyone just share shitty music and blab about absolutely nothing fun or cool or cute and funny and GASP- I got too carried away there.
>>81141874I showered too and please don't be mean! My music is cool and has lots of swag
>>81141892Dude stop posting that fuckass cat you're weirding me tf out ong and get out of here with that millennial lingo, SWAG, WHO TF SAYS SWAG ANYMORE NOWADAYS
Bocchitranny melty welty
>>81141953Stop bullying me because of my quirk chungus dialect and the beautiful cats that I use as an avatar
>>81141529If you milk my cock posting these pics I will forgive you
Laying in bed, only one can of coke left. Situation is looking grim folks
>>81142259Forgot pic I'm retarded
>>81140971Fuck you
Sylware is from Bulgaria and he was making fun of China for being a shitty place in the 90s? lol
>>81142537I know where he's from and it's not Bulgaria. And I'd rather live in Bulgaria than China
>>81142561Didn't ask fat retard
>>81142564MY NAME'S NOT RICHARD I DON'T HAVE ANYONE IN MY FAMILY NAMED RICHARD
Slyware is an unemployed German guy into finsubbing.
>>81142584He just like me fr fr
>>81142199Heh~ Are you enjoying my cute Nonomi pictures?She is great! Nice personality, rich her minigun weapon is really cool and of course her proportions are very impressive too! I wish she had more high quality art tho, I had to dig a little
>>81140971Stop iiiiiit~ I can't even move if you squish me like this~ how am I going to squish you back now? <3Don't worry darling I will do bestest to come back home soon <3
HONK SHOO MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI welcome back my bed
>>81142828lets sleep together
wehh,...
>>81142828hello.
>>81142862Never. Again.
Gimmick here gimmick there, how about you guys GIMME A BREAK HUH!? It's so fucking hard to please everyone.
>>81142828Why are you in bed at 4 pm
>>81142759Slut
>>81142979I mean just sometimes on extra rare occasions for cuties like you... we could like continue on another place if you wanna~I would be happy to serve a little if you'd allow me to!Pretty please :3
>>81142998the power of love...
>>81143015Only if you say you're a slut for Daddy.
>>81143051Uhm here? In front of everyone? That is so... embarrassing anon...I would probably say that on the sister thread but here... I am just way too self conscious sorry >.<
>>81143038sowwy not that nonny that flirted with you
>>81143105Say it you stupid slut
>>81143173Ugh I do have a thing for cartoon doms but... Lets just stop here before I say things that I will regret later again <3Sorry I teased you a little but to be fair... you kinda did the same to me so it's only fair~
>Tetotard trying to come back with a new avaThanks to Richard you'll be eternally known as finsub loser, Sylware
>>81143463leave her alone
when saki comes here we should call him liquid Richard
>>81143558Yeah let's not do that
>>81143586we should actually make up new names for every single avanigger because they can't come up with good sounding names for shit
what exactly is a non-cartoon domam i supposed to lovingly seduce you over a glass of wine or something>>81140971i really need to get into armored corei bounced off the first one on PS1 pretty hard, but that was a long time ago
>>81143636>am i supposed to lovingly seduce you over a glass of wine or somethingyes
>>81143598Can you please not talk like you're trying to impress 12 year olds that aren't allowed to curse yet?
>>81143685no
https://youtu.be/HwlGvCY38J4
sandy hook was a hoax and Alex Jones is innocent. All the children are currently burning in hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Hm6KOW1DA
>>81143746If it was a hoax why are the kids in hell
>>81143463Do you think I am a loser anon? That I am so much beneath you as a person? Unintelligent, desperate, longing for attention~ You know I am always super happy when you decide to give some recognition towards my existence I like to be... noticed, so uhm really thank you <3
do you notice me do you notice me yeah yeahi just wanna know shawty do you notice me shawty you should roll with me come over and smoke with me
>>81144600Handsfree orgasm from chatting with nonny!
>>81143636>am i supposed to lovingly seduce you over a glass of wine or somethingThe biggest thing is having actual organic interactions that don't feel studied, something you don't get if you spend all your time online (i.e. what cartoon doms do). I've had plenty of adds before where it doesn't actually feel like I'm talking to a real person but to a character pretending to be something they aren't.
>>81144988They always brag about dick sizes too baka
>>81144600Telling my friend that his penis is "very cute" and then watching him squirt~
>>81145270Need this <3
>>81144988i think i'd rather act like a cartoon dom than be boring tbdesuit just needs to be done in moderation, like all things
>>81145386You can be both interesting and not a cartoon dom
>>81145323Do you like to show off, nonny?
I'm boring
>>81145668Uhmmm no not really...