Leftist bots are now triggered over real people having opinions rather than a make believe "Tomatometer" score from perverted Hollywood communist elites
>>81202093>hurr durr Melania is a bad movie because... uhmmm BECAUSE EXPERTS SAID SO MKAY???
>>81202093xhe's right tho
>it's a kosher right paid shill thread episodethere is no place on the internet where one is free from glowniggers and the cattle that got psyoped by them
A theater near me is still showing it in 3D, should I go?
holy seethe lol
>>81202098>deadlywat
>>81202093Did you actually watch and enjoy that movie?
>>81202100maybe its just not made for you?
>>81202101You're goddamn right.
isnt that the guy that cried when maduro got captured? lmao
I've yet to hear any constructive praise for thisAnd I'm not watching a documentary about Trump's boring wife lol
>>81202094It’s a bad movie because the whole thing is just a vanity project that has no creative substance because the whole thing is a bribe
>>81202105>the whole thing is just a vanity project that has no creative substance because the whole thing is a bribeso the same as 90% of movies then
>>81202094>there are 'experts' who determine the quality of subjective works and argue their opinion should be given more credenceand i thought my life was a waste of time.
On behalf of all lefites i say open all the files and prosecute everyone involved. MAGA will never say the same.Clinton testimony at the end of the month.
>>81202093i dont doubt it's dogshit, but none of the leftards crying have seen it
you can only leave a user score if you buy a ticket through fandango. of course people who'd buy tickets to that are going to leave a high score.
I can easily take a picture of the Caribbean. I have lived here a long time.Why are you defending that orange pedo.
As a Trump voter, why am I supposed to be mad that the movie is doing bad?Why do I have to feel obligated to defend it?No one ever gives a rats ass about these political biographies in theaters, especially ones about First Ladies, but since I’m on Trump’s “side” I’m expected to watch this trash and defend it to libtards on twitter.This is all so fucking stupid and you all know it.
>>81202093>leftists pretend to hate jews>agree with jews at every turnJust be consistent so we can finally destroy you.
>>81202093Let's be honest here: almost all who saw Melanie ara MAGA folks and they sure as hell are not gonna give it a rotten rating. This is a single target audience flick.
What. It's not funny anymore because you are talking to someone whose people saw this shit?We saw Andrew, Epstein and Trump on that island with little girls for years and it was ignored and trolled about everyone from dr to pr knew. It was lolita island Don't fucking protect that orange child rapist.
>>81202093I'm just glad that both sides agree that review bombing is a good thing, because it is a good thing.
>>81202112B-BECAUSE YOU DO, OKAY?!?IT’S A GOOD MOVIE!KEK ITS KINO!
>>81202115>We saw Andrew, Epstein and Trump on that island with little girls for yearsYour delusions/hallucinations are not reality, schizo. We've been over this.
>>81202118It's happened and you are going to hell for helping protect a pedophile for lulz. I'll be fine.
If the movies so good why did it bomb?
>>81202120Smear campaign.
>>81202118What the FUCK are you talking about? Are you seriously trying to say the Prince Andrew shit is all faked? All of it? Every last one? The UK and Royal Family has been losing their shit over this and you’re just going “it’s all fake topkek” lmfao this is genuinely insane
>>81202122didn’t you know anon, britbongs can do no wrong
>>81202094checked
Israeli shills working overtime on this one. At least europe is making progress reopening cases.
>>81202124there are no trips there you blind nigger
>>81202126Hello newfag. You get overtime for sundays?
>>81202122Leftie meltie.
>>81202093"real people"
>>81202127dubs are bitch-tier nowadaysif you can’t get trips go back to the pondi don’t make the rules
>>81202125>europe is making progressYeah, they just voted that transwomen are women. Imagine living in a shithole country like EU.
>>81202128I genuinely have no idea why you would defend Prince Andrew unless you’re actually british. This is so goddamn funny, you’re going in overdrive to make magatards look even worse. Are you doing this on purpose kek
>>81202127>hey fag, do you have a jobis being unemployed a maga flex now?
>>81202131Thanks Pam bondi.>>81202133Linger Longer
>>81202133Who do you think are the ones making threads about being wagecucks?
Conservatives can only shit-talk online because IRL they're all social pariahs now
>>81202120It's actually one of the highest grossing documentaries in recent history. It's only a "flop" because a ridiculous amount of money was spent making it. How much? For it to have been a financial success, it would've had to be one of the highest grossing documentaries ever made. No one honestly expects a contemporary puff piece about a first lady to do that.The low IQ discourse surrounding this movie is funny to me. This is not a real documentary. It's a bribe masquerading as an advert. Left-wing tribalists in the press review bomb it. I doubt it's anything of substance, but it has a review average of 5/100 on Metacritic. Scores that low should be reserved for things that aren't even technically competent. A well produced puff piece is not "worst movie of all time"-tier. The reality is that it'll likely be of more historical importance than the majority of slop they ballwash. In turn, right-wing tribalists review brigade the user reviews. Left-wing tribalists then claim the system Rotten Tomatoes enacted to defend Captain Marvel (seriously) was actually rigged with bots and fake reviews because they're genuinely too stupid to understand the only people jumping through hoops to submit a verified review are going to be other tribalists. It's the same reason religious/capeslop/franchise films/lefty propaganda always have high verified scores. The only people bothering with that shit are the believers.
>>81202132>This is so goddamn funny
>>81202133>liberal mad that he can’t live off of welfare like the typical MAGA chad does
>>81202136>Conservatives can only shit-talk online because IRL they're all social pariahs now
>>81202138I could google a reaction image of an angry britbong missing teeth if I wanted, you’re really just making your “side” look worse and I barely have to do anything.If you are unironically defending Prince Andrew then you are a pedo. Plain and simple. Defend Trump, sure, whatever. But Andrew? C’mon. You give a bad name to us original MAGAs who voted in both elections.
>>81202140Thanks for proving my point lol
>>81202141Oof, that pic hit hard, eh.
>>81202142Try not to get ICEd while you defend endless free labor for billionaires, you anticapitalist you.
>>81202093Critics also review bombed Iron Lung, which was above average for a low budget film.
>>81202144lol shut up pedophile
>>81202146>trump out of nowhere
Why is this on /trash/ instead of /pol/.
>>81202143>OofLmfao, the only reason I’m still replying to a twitterfag here on /trash/ is because every one of your posts is making your fellow Epstein defenders look even worse.
>>81202228retard
>>81202256My IQ is higher than yours
>>81202310this reads like a /pol/ post
>>81202093My opinion is that I don't give a shit about Trump's tenth trophy wife or what she has to say. I don't even care enough to read the synopsis of the movie. 20 days leading to what? Don't answer that, I don't care.
>>81202142>my pointPoor baby, I'm so sorry nobody at the thanksgiving dinner wants to pretend your 6 gorillionth rant about race is insightful or important!
