/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4575>"Fake Email Job" Edition--Stories--By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 15)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By Somethingaboutsharks>Last Root Of Ngnunhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/79954151By FicAnon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972By Aedificator123>Adventures of John Hue Mann (Updated)https://archiveofourown.org/works/79220601By LunarOxide>Eclipse (Ch. 16)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch.15)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776>Foxing (Ch. 23)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63016630By SpaceDimSum>MSCv0056 for Androidhttps://spacedimsum.itch.io/morgansskateclubBy the1reborn7>Be assured, she's a figher.https://archiveofourown.org/works/79483526By SomethingToForget>Orange Colored, Purple Sky. (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68597461By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 25 & 26)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By Digiridoguy>Mountain of Diplomacyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/78988131>Let it burn (AKA The 2nd Dyke Vixen Story)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78983786[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81301296Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>81310515I love tomboys
It's Morg'n Time
Good afternoon
Can I still post my valentine's?
>>81310667All waifurs are welcome no matter how late.
I have philosophized long and hard, and after extensive research I have come to the conclusion that the usage of AI is immoral and cannot be excused, and from henceforth I refuse to masturbate to a single other piece of AI sl- >>81310648AWOOOOGA MINKUSSYYYYYYYY HUMINA HUMINA!!!!!
>>81310538but do tomboys love you?(it's ok if the answer's "no", I'm a loser too)
Boobathon part 3, C cup: Sigrid's valentine's feast.all ingredients were ethically sourced.
>>81310538Easily tamed by pets.
>>81310736>Demolition Man Rat Burger
buuuuuhhhh
>>81310538They do make the best waifurs.
>>81310736>waifurs killing waifursSo the hostility within /hmofa/ is reaching this level now huh
>>81310736NOOOO BUHDOG
>>81310736Are you trying to make people hate you?
>>81310538Fpbp>>81310736>part 3Where are parts 1 and 2
>>81310826Owls be hungry doe
>>81310736this is great
>>81310736Who is bottom right supposed to be?
>>81310862There's also part 0
>>81310848and to make things worse, she didn't even say "buh" here! :C
>>81310736Horrid, may the omniwaifur have mercy on your accursed faggoty soul.
>>81310857He can redeem himself by drawing cooked Alice and the Alicefag all chopped up in some sick twisted gory stew
>>81310878Liora from A Match Tale.READ IT NOW
>>81310736Utter dogshit I'm sorry to have eyes
>>81310878Mollyanon's rat from match tale
Who would be his waifur?
>>81310926You.
>>81310903>>81310910>RatI guess I'll try it, but rodents don't usually do it for me. Is she at least human sized in the story?
>>81310736I'm not surprised a pedo artist thought it was a good idea to have a beloved waifur murder and cook three beloved waifurs.
>>81310962She's smol
>>81310554I would suck her off
>>81310736Well that leaves a bad taste in my mouth (ha) with Frost of Her Feathers, hope ML okay'd that
>>81310962Mouse, actually.>Is she at least human sized in the story?She's around... half? little under half?
>>81310926an eagle, to represent Bundesrepublik Deutschland
>>81311019>murder and cook three beloved waifurs.What do mean? Lynn is still alive.
>>81310736She keeps dying, must be those cockroach genes
>>81310736Noooo they got Morgan. All is lost ;A;
>>81310736This is epic lmfao. Excellent job!
>>81311069>DeutschlandDISMANTLED #ExGermany
You ordered your kemopla figurine, right?
>>81310881Un-buh-lievable!
>>81311115Wtf you can make her that stacked??
>>81310736Should do an edit where Sigrid says No thanks I'm not hungry.
>>81311019I wonder if he's friends with e254e.
>>81310736
>>81311115No.I'm not that much of a freak.
waifurs wearing other waifurs fur patterns
Nobody actually cares that the lion is dead
Do you suppose the Liora sandwich tastes better or worse than Contraria stew?
>>81310736Based
>>81310736wait, sig doens't cookyou telling me marek cooked these waifurs?and he was fine with it?!
>>81310736I didn’t think I’d be curious what comically poetic dish my waifur could be tragically prepared as until now…
>>81311175Liora is actually butchered correctly, Contraria is just a head and she doesn't seem to have even been skinned, that soup probably tastes horrible from the fur
>>81311153I like that.
>>81310926Contraryan >>81310736anyone else feeling kinda hungry?
>>81310736Why is the C blue?
right now I am at the gym and I wish I had a strong anthro gf to spot me
>>81311031>>81311066Well that's disappointing. Not a huge fan of size difference.
>>81310736RiP Morgan, Liora, and Lynn
>>813111623/4 loss, 1/4 win, not great not terrible
>>81310736Morgan's tail grows back like a newt and buh dog tricks her into believing she's a god like C-3PO and the Ewoks
>>81310736Fuck you
Lynn will escape and Mogan just lost her tail it'll grow back
someone was desperate for (you)s
>>81311019>>81311089>>81311091>>81311255Morgan's lizard DNA allowed her to drop her tail, but the change in her center of gravity caused her to fall off her board and lose her glasses
>>81310736nlg low key kind of fiending for that sandwich
All this samefaging isn't even subtle
>>81310736>>81311179Gorefags are mentally ill. Now I do partake in watching Ukraine drone bombings and pajeets being splattered by trains but if you jerk off to those kinda pics you have issues and belong on a list.
>>81311238/adhg/ is down that way
>>81311297Yeah
>>81311328Only thing I'd eat is the lizard tailA rat sandwich, an unskinned lion stew, and a charred dog sound awful
>>81310736is Lynn going to be vored whole?
this stuff just looks complicated and annoying to set up
>>81311362Boo hoo
i just want tender and passionate lovemaking
>>81311409At this rate why not
>>81310736sopa de contrariar uma delÃcia...
Marital Kerfluffle isn't supposed to end in death though!
>>81311541Update never ever
>>81310736Fixed
>>81311566It'll only be fixed if it's Alice in that stew
Trying to get back into things again.
>>81311595Heyy WB!
>>81311582
well, shita waifur (and story) hitherto considered uncontroversial just became a figure for vore shitpostmy sympathies for sigbros
fuck you guys i bet the contraria stew tastes great your all just haters
>>81311595Cute waifur
>>81310736hell yeahdo we have any slasher horror hmofa stories?
>>81311639It's funny, and the panty bunching it caused makes this general look like it's full of tumblrinas
>>81311639>vore shitpostShe already was though
>>81311659Lions taste like ammonia and the meat is very tough
>>81310736What a bizarre thing to draw
>>81311678it doesn't count if they are normal animals or evil monsters
>>81310736Some of these girls will return...In Avengers: Doomsday!
>>81311556Last tier checks out
>>8131174167rid
>>81310736I just made mayo to this
Homie tries so hard to make it look genuine, but it's so obvious it's him and his kittens
>>81311639>letting 1 (one) ((uno)) image taint the view of your waifur/featherPathetic, try being a mal0 enjoyer my girl has been portrayed as femboy to pedo and everything in between when she really is a benign stalker skull dog woman
>>81310857to be honest, i wanted it to be funny, not grim. like that gift poniesanon made about sigrid handing marc two halves of a rabbit.
>>81311791Sorry, bro. Mal0 loves horses
>>81311791>>81311799Scrag's Mal0 has only two modes:>shotas>horses
>>81311791I don't know, mal0 just feels like one of those "generic" types that can't really be stained by anything. For example, Judy Hopps, she's been fucked by all manor of things but I wouldn't say it's really harmed her reputation TBQH.
>>81311797I mean *I* found it funny at least. It's definitely not what I would call "poor taste." It's just a slightly darker joke than usual. Something like the snuff pics that could posted would definitely be "too far", unless it was an actually evil character, like a villain from a story that's killed multiple people.
>>81311797>sigrid handing marc two halves of a rabbitthat happened in canon thoI don't think it is in-character for sig to kill and cook innocent waifurs... well, maybe she'll kill contraria, but would definitely not eat her
>>81311595glorious thighs
>>81310736And birdniggers wonder why people don't like them.
>>81311799See this is the shit we mal0 enjoyers have to deal with
>>81311556>3 of these OCs are mine but no one lnows they are connectes
>>81311797Nta, but theres a big difference between a wild animal and the waifurs themselves being chopped up
>>81310736Posting this right before dinner now im hungry
>>81311791>my girl has been portrayed as femboyto be fair, real mal0 has no gender
hugs and kisses for femboy mal0tender loving for female mal0
>>81311797I had respect for the shitpost until you tried walking it back like this and playing dumb, now you're just a big baby.
>>81311836I can't believe that precious rabbit fucked an entire mansion.
I'd rather she be a cannibal over a furboi fucker
>>81311797It's a bit gruesome to imagine an otherwise pleasant character killing and serving the remains of other thread characters
>>81311797Draw Sigrid ripping Alice and Alicefags to shreds and the thread'll be even
>>81311908Nigga, if he's a big baby, this place is a daycare.
>>81311797It's a waifur making food out of other waifurs. This joke was always going to be controversial even if the oc creators were fine with it.
>>81311907Platonic headpats for femboy mal0Romantic headpats for wife mal0
>>81311797From one artist to another(?) it's kind of unexpected and lacks the context to have the same immediate humorous reaction as something like >>81311741 since we know owls hunt bunnies in the wild and an owlgirl showing you her catch is kind of a sensible train of logic. With this it's more like "oh, that's gore of my waifur" kind of reaction.I don't even mean to be a hater either, I figured there was humorous intent behind the drawing. It's so blunt it kind of makes me lol, but it's understable that something so violent and visceral could be seen as something done in bad faith. IMO it might've landed better with more anons if there was a more obvious setup to the "punchline" we got.
>>81310736Massive props for setting off literally all of the humorless autists that plague the thread with a single post.
>>81310736i wish i could draw shitposts that were this powerful
>>81311990He know's what he did. It was on purpose.It's the same shit he pulled last time with Sophie. He's samefagging half of the visceral reaction himself so he can brag like this>>81312020
>>81311920here is your pure virgin waifur, anon
>>81311939Yes. Yes it is.
>>81310736Why?
>>81312040Yes I'm every single response including the mad ones.
>>81312043chi;d bearin' hips
Man I love Jampalanga
>>81312040Oh, I definitely see through that sort of bullshit when it comes to the reactions at least, but when it comes to artists I tend to be more considerate. It's REALLY issue to draw bullshit on the fly without thinking about how people will receive it.I don't have much context though. Is the guy an artist or a commissioner or something? I don't think I recognize the style.
>>81311797I think the presentation makes it a little obvious it’s supposed to be a joke. Kinda dark, but it doesn’t read as malicious. But I can understand if other anons may not chuckle at the sight of their waifur turned into a sandwich or soup du jour.
Fortnite's girls are so cute
>>81312077the only children she is bearing are the food babies caked up in her asscrack that she can't reach
>>81312077Child bearing hips
>>81312101> It's REALLY issue to draw bullshit on the flyIt's really *easy
>>81312043With all the fat gross shit that gets posted here, he might think you're being genuine.
main issue was mingling sex appeal with black humormake one or the other, not the two at oncenow, whole thread's experiencing a collective cognictive disonance
>>81311556Wouldn't the girl made out of crude oil be poison?
>>81312059welcome to the hungry games where you have to have sex with and eat peoples waifurs before they get yours
>>81312102I'm upset that it wasn't all the invasive shitstains getting turned into chop suey, like Apogee, Alice or Averi
>>81312144Don't forget Dimmi
>>81312129>the whole thread Only the actual unironic autists that can't separate a joke from their mental fantasy worlds. Imagine letting some idiot with a drawpad send you into a conniption like this lmao
>>81312112lmao
>>81312170There we go, four shitstains to be placed in their rightful place on the image to redeem this shitshow
>>81311115No, I fucking forgot. Please tell me they're still available
What if your waifur was made of bread and teleported?
>>81312059Art is meant to be provocative
this is my favorite part of being in the artists discord is I can just hide in there while I wait for this to blow over not my problem
>>81312107>butch lesbo buildImagine reforming her
>>81312144Averi had a part in this thread even before Fiddle's drama with that one faggot.
>>81312128we like chubby girls herei dont think ive ever seen a true bbw enjoyer actually post here
>>81312198>Lynn is DEAD>I am going to KILL myself. Not big surprise.
>>81312108>I didn't want to be the one to tell him but with those narrow hips >>81311541 that girl couldn't have more than six or seven children
>>81312206This shit is way more entertaining than anything that can happen in some faggot discord.
>>81312225That pic came after. At least post shit to back up your claim.
Bed shaking sex with Sophia while she screams DAADDYYYYYYYY~~ in your ear and she gets child pregnancy and you get even more daughters
>>81312129This is a good point I’m inclined to agree. I think just the ‘waifur dishes’ alone w out the sigrid in the middle would’ve have been less odd. Or even like, a silly setup image of sigrid cooking might have balanced it with some levity. Can’t undo what’s been done already of course, but for the next anon that wants to dip their toes into some something similar.
Whoever bakes the next thread, you know what to do.
>>81312329OK
>>81312206who do i message to get into the discord
>>81312230Just like with wheyfurs sometimes there’s too much
>>81310736What's the stew supposed to be? Usually when you make stew you don't scrape off the face and then put the face on top as garnish. Caveat is that I'm a midwest-grown eastern-europe germanic mutt so what the fuck?
>>81312371hyper muscle does indeed look retarded
>>81312395
>>81312412This must've been the image that added uma delicia to my vocab
>>81310736No Alisa??
>>81312395Probably not too many other ways to make it recognizable. The skateboard and glasses for Morgan, and liora’s tail make for good icons to recognize. Whereas I think contraria’s face and expressions I feel have been the most iterated upon in the thread.
>>81312352DM him nikocado's asshole to get in
I knew you were fucking here during all this.I fucking called it.And no, I'm not 7oomer.You're a dumb bitch for outting yourself like that >:3
>>81312412last time I checked consuming primate-related meat significantly increases your risk of getting prion disease, like how mad cow disease was transmitted to cows via grinding up "waste" bovine meats into their feed as filler.
>>81312453Yeah, out of all the shitty waifurs you'd think she'd be the one to get the stew treatment
>>81312472>7oomeryuck, no thanks. i'll stick to the other discord instead
>>81312198That might be an issue
Now we might have a rough idea of which waifurs taste good… but which waifurs are champions of the kitchen? Which waifurs’ home cooking will bring you tears of joy.
>>81312198
>>81312352Probably Reckful Abandon considering the leaked screencaps
The discord you people are talking about has been dead for a while
>>81312556Morgan (i get tears of joy coming home and seeing she didn't burn the kitchen down again)
>>81312556Just like with tit sizes the waifur who cooks the best food is the one you love.
>>81312556Minhee with that Korean BBQ
>>81312556I absolutely do not claim mine to be good at cooking, will fill you up though.
>>81312400Same with fat, a nice tummy is ok but when they’re obese its kinda gross
>>81311236its a part of the series to have them have a highlighted letter matching their cup size letter
>>81312680What are we going off here for these sizes? I haven’t seen any of these so far
>>81312333My issue with this is that Sophia is a few kinds of things that I like. Grey wolf, green eyes, full of sass. It's too bad she's pre-motherly age. Now if she had a little bit older sister that is similar, I could work with that.
>>81310736yo why are her eyebrows black? are we stupid or what?
>>81312752Adult Sophie with her own HM would be cool. We could even see Momrita and Dadon and their little doe kid.
>>81312752Dude got trips of 3 you cannot argue with him.
>>81312680>>81312784i always ink them alongside the lines so i think i just forgot she has colored eyebrows.
>>81312784you got to singe the meat a little before you stew it to lock in the flavors.
A warmup.Any resemblances to anything in the thread is a coincidence.
stinky pothead waifurs
>>81312920Typical look of disdain towards non-mammalians
>>81312144>the 3 Astainted meat>>81312170extra taint(ed) meat
>>81312541Some sort of teleportation fusion resulted in a Lynn being made out of bread, un-buh-lievable
Wait until you figure out how easy it is to find Lorepaw's discord account
Think I might go ahead with my DnD Dragonborn HMOFA fic after I wrap up my current one. Still trying to come up with an overall design. But of course…Should she be a Fighter or a Paladin. I heard that martial waifurs are pretty uncommon, and the MC human will be a Necromancer Wizard.Pic related is not the design of the girl.
>>81313342Lorepaw, why do you want to be friends with us so bad?
>>81313307If it's not safe for consumption, least Sig could do is eradicate them to keep others safe.
>>81313342>harassing a twitter artist after he visits the thread onceand yet you wonder why they all leave this place
>>813133492 person party or will you have a supporting cast? There are too many stories that don't have supporting casts.
>>81312680she looks like she would hold your head against her nearly flat chest bring her muzzle down to your ear and [spoiler]sing the entire first Panic! at the Disco album "a fever you can't sweat out"[/spoiler] at you (no you can't escape her grasp she has threatened to wet willy you if you even try to so better buckle up for the next 39 minutes and 42 seconds)
>>81312680holy flat. Would rawr xd.
>>81310736i only bad about three of these
Any requests? I want to do some simple doodles.
>>81313549sigrid voring contraria
>>81313584Hmm... Something is missing...
>>81312556
>>81310736>Boobathon pic>Can barely even see the breastsI'm guessing you're already bored with the idea given the rest of the image.
>>81313607Marry her on the spot.
waifurs who teef
>>81313662
>>81310736Thought Sig had multiboobs
>>81312541How could this happen to her?
>>81313662maws are hot
>>81313557N-No :(
>>81310736You should have exclusively used other C-Cup waifurs from >>81312894>rotisserie the bird>snake roast instead of Morg
>>81313608picture's greatest sin was not showing sig's multiteat
>>81313619Women who can cook are great, but you don't know love until you find one who can turn a wrench.Besides, they usually know how to cook anyways if they can fix things.
>>81313549Draw this beloved character now
>>81313763this, but make her destroy the dmv with here eye lasers
>>81310736truly ebin
>>81313549anon on a couchmal0 laying across his lapgetting scritched like a big good girl dog (she is!)
>>81313675>>81313708think that liking maws and teef (not even in a vore way) is actual proof we like waifurs and not just "creature but hot because humanlike curves" sort of way?
>>81310736Thank you, Jampa. Very cool!
>>81313708I like oral fingering both ways, shame female fingering male isn’t as common
>>81313549noelle..... and krihh...
>>81313549anon being happy
>>81313377Well, it’s DnD, so I was thinking of there being a supporting cast. The issue is what they’d consist of, and I’d have to balance them not taking too much away from the pair, and also not being irrelevant.
>>81313763HMOFA needs YOU to pick up a pencil!
>>81313763DRAW HMOFA TODAY
>>81314128nobody misses you DS
>>81311353>pajeets being splattered by trainsbased
>>81314120Drow ranger (M), tiefling thief (F), maybe a warlock?
>>81314164>DS
>>81314128can I just make some human heart sacrifices instead? drawing is haaaaard
>>81313829I miss the doodle poodle...
>>81314208The shitposter AI sees knub hands and thinks it's doublespace. this is a hilarious new development, since normal people know DS would never draw that well
>>81314128She's only smug because her perpetual /hmofa/ aura is making an entire village of human men engage in coitus with an entirely separate village of anthro females somewhere nearby.
>>81314196>tieflingboring!>but she has a deep tragic backstoryeven more BORING!>no you don't understand the Drow has an even more deep and tragic...*casts Silence on you*Half-Elf Fighter (M) and Kobold Bard (F) (genderbent Deekin) with a Human Cleric
>>81313549Can you draw my waifur, Zhen, naked?
>>81314128>>81314161I'm playing videogames and listening to an album that Jackie Chan made.
>>81314349NTA and that's even more boring than his idea.Behold:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/56652650/#56653999
>>81314196all non-human (except dwarves) should be female (they all hit on the human male, and maybe a dwarf as well)but that's just me
>>81314381Male Dwarves are honorary humans. I like tall wolfgirl x dwarf male, Like Worgen and Dwarves in world of warcraft.You also need to be sturdy like a dwarf to handle a worgen woman on that time of the month (full moon).The size difference is cool.
>>81314381Are Dwarvern women honorary anthros?They are surely hairy enough.
>>81313549Can you draw Anastasia visibly annoyed with Anon at the office?
>>81314364Draw Jackie Chan now
>>81314128JemiJoggo
>>81314349I didn't mention or consider anything about backstory, I was just looking at combat roles >>81314381Lack of Bro characters is why so many stories suck.
>>81313549Can you draw this silly sorceress bird in a sexy action pose, doing pyromancy?
>>81313607mmm kobold-style gumbo
>>81310736Take note (You) hungry artists. Waifur guro is in.
>>81314128I wanna kiss the goldkitty
>>81314659the curse of the midas lips does not specify which set of lips will turn the kisser into gold and which will reverse the effectdo you still wish to kiss the goldkitty?
>>81314482I'll get on that in like an hour or two, anon.
>>81314693How do you kiss the second set of lips if the first turns you into gold?
>>81312425She's cute.
>>81312958Does she fart out weed fumes.
>>81314196>>81314349Was actually thinking of a Goblin thief for one of them. An absolute piece of shit, heavily inspired by Styx.
>>81310736>>81314656Guess this is how one gets (you)'s is it?
>>81314128Good, but you forgot the source of her latent power
>>81315208You can also draw thread waifurs fucking furbois
>>81314656>eat waifurNo.>eat out waifurYes.
>>81315208Theres gotta be multiple samefagsI dont believe we even have as many thread goers as that post has (you)s
>>81315318idk man its new art posted on a saturday afternoon and theres a lot of people browsing typically
>>81310736Remember not to overcook your buhdog as they burn easy
>>81313549Can you draw this handsome specimen with Contraria?
>>81315318I said the thing about Avengers.
I need Contraria to be vored, digested, and disposed of while struggling in the predator's stomach begging for mercy
>>81312230>we like (what I like) hereBugger off.
>>81315510we like free range manibalism here
>>81314128#BREAKTHEPENCIL
friends of the forest
guh
>>81315764LITERALLY BUILT FOR BIG HUMAN COCK
>>81313549Draw these guys
>>81315798are there any waifurs build for regular human cock?
>>81314128Not big enough.
>>81315570
Do u liek fox?
>>81316118yes
>>81316137Sasuga
>>81316118i liek phox
next op?
>>81313763>>81314128>>81314252>>81315274>>81315871the patron deity of drawfags
>>81316210Not until page 8. You'd know that if you actually gave a shit about this thread and used it frequently, Jampalanga.Don't forget to put Window Shopper in the OP when you spam the thread and feign victimhood.Sorry about the """daycare""" but this is /b/ootcame you stupid twitter nigger, and even the mods don't want you here, you actual fucking pedophile.>It's not pedophilia because X Y and Z!Show your art to your own parents then. You can't and won't.That's why you ban evade the way you do.
>81316268>schizophrenia
>>81315869The shorter ones I'd imagine, but I can see Syringa being a size queen for some reason
>>81316210My Limp-Ass Biscuit.
>>81313549Female olympics mascot Tina?
>>81316118Go fox yourself.
I'm just gonna say it.That drawing was kind of a weird thing to draw, but I'm sure it would've gone over better if there was any setup to the punchline, as that one anon said. (Although it's kind of an odd joke to make to begin with and doesn't really make a ton of sense to me.)But the most egregious thing about it? It didn't even properly show off Sigrid's sweet C cup tits. I could've looked past the rest if it did that, like it should have, but it didn't. Frankly, just disappointing.
