YeenPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81258685/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[WIP?][Poochyena] >>81302412[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/[Audino] https://archiveofourown.org/works/58085959[Dragonair] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62532625/More in the rentry above.
>Pokémon of the threadThis thing>QoTTWould you try to tame (and fix) a misbehaving, aggressive or mischievous girl, or would you prefer to find one with a mellow personality?
>>81380471I would definitely try to fix a naughty girl, but I sure wouldn't be opposed to a sweet little mellow one either.
>>81380471It's hip to fuck bees
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>>81383877
Posting cute Yenas to summon MagmaAnon's next chapter!
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>>81385744The wilds of Hisui must have claimed tens of thousands of virginities
>>81380415
>psychic pokemon brainwashing you >in your sleep >to make love to her
>>81380471I want to tame a shit head pokemon, I want to scratch, bite, and toss her around until we're both panting and sated before she learns to love listening... at least most of the time.
>>81384064Y'all thinking what other mons could get on the team? Got 3 already, thinking of one, meaning 2 left, not necessarily from the grunt pools.Only that they aren 't too rare
>>81389615Maybe he should get one rare mon. He is a criminal so maybe he could steal one or something. He could steal an Absol or a Flygon from a collector or something. As far as regular mons go, Linoone is an obvious choice. Delcatty would be cool too, as would Manectric. Zangoose is a bit more rare, but is still pretty easy to get a hold of in Gen 3. Gen 3 shitmons are pretty underrated. They are pretty smexy.
>>81389802Could prolly steal a Zigzagoon from Team Aqua>Call that Lil' Goon(ette)But stealing pokemon ain't really a Magma priority, plus rare pokemon also tend to be cared for and likely hard to break in.Skitty is... well that'd be a lap mon more than anything, maybe a punchline compared with the rest of the party, but that could also be a Sylveon if not for eevee rarityI could have sworn they at least got a fairy type upgrade but nope, still all normal...Well, I cant keep my mouth shut but the next team member is supposed to be a reward for Grunt of the month, picking a houndoom and making it the most rare pokemon in the party
>>81390094>But stealing pokemon ain't really a Magma priority, plus rare pokemon also tend to be cared for and likely hard to break in.>My retard ass forgetting that trapinch is as common as sandshrew in the desert
Sex with Quilava
>Its fine fur feels sublime to the touch. It can expand its body by inhaling air.>The rich, fluffy fur that covers its body feels so good that anyone who feels it can't stop touching it.>Thanks to its bouncy body and fine fur, this Pokémon is sought after. Holding one in your arms while you sleep feels great.>Its fur is the ultimate in luxuriousness. Sleeping alongside a WIGGLYTUFF is simply divine. Its body expands seemingly without end when it inhales.>Its fine fur feels so pleasant, those who accidentally touch it cannot take their hands away.>Wigglytuff’s body is very flexible. By inhaling deeply, this Pokémon can inflate itself seemingly without end. Once inflated, Wigglytuff bounces along lightly like a balloon.imagine
>>81395345this but with Blaziken
>"What are we gonna do on the bed, trainer?"
>>81395823Ampharos is so cute. They are in desperate need of plapping, even if they don't know it yet.
>>81396239One rule
>>81396271Oh yeah, I can delete it if you want. This isn't the only pokemon related general I frequent so Sometimes I forget which one I'm on.
>>81396379I would like that, thank you.
Nothing like keeping your sheep happy
Done Blazikenposting for now.
>>81384064Whomst call upon meChapter 3 (or maybe 4 idk)>Be Magmanon>Be on a mission >On the vaunted position of 3rd class Grunt>The very vital task of saying "yes boss" and glaring at some nerds in Rustboro>Also standing in place until someone beats my mons or the boss is done >Mastered the art of mind theater >Use it to rerun the Simpsons while waiting so I don't have to interact with Kyle or hear about his top percentile Numel>The partylet only has that pokemon>Makes one wonder how hard are mons to take care of really>Going by the anime Ash is a nepo baby riding on the dime of a rich ranch owner and taking event captures>And the games technically make the player a freak of nature that technically uses Digimon >Is it really that hard to motivate a team?>Lil Pooch kinda fell in line>Lil Yeen (because she needs a better name than #2) got into the swing of things easy>GoodManBadYeenGaslight strats>Not sure about Zubs but she likes my coat>Stand there aura farming through half season seven until Roxane shows up>Shit>Don't have coverage for rocks>Can only hope the double battle means Kyle's dysgenic dromedary can come in clutch
>>81397034I tried but it keeps saying something went wrong and refuses to delete the post. Sorry bro.
>>81399524>"Numel, use EMBER!">God dammit Kyle>"Behind Numel!">Anime rules bitches>Lil Pooch jumped behind the ground-fire dodging the nosepass electric attack and geodude's rock>"Anon why???">"Weren't you bragging!? Assurance!">Lil Pooch jumps up and from Numel's hump and torpedoes the Nosepass right into the Ember's dinky little scuffmark>Somehow the Lil pup makes the moai statue fly off a couple feet and land like a turtle>Grinding works fine here i guess>"Graveler Go!">So we still on that double battle shit>"Gettem Zubs!">Zubs drops from under my jacket and flaps up to the field >Now you may think this is fucking retarded because of type advantages>"Ha! Both! Rock Throw!">"Double Team! Sand Attack!">But you forget, I work for the bad guys>"What??">"Again both! Hit Graveler, Pooch!">Zubs multiplied, Pooch was scummy>"Defense Curl!">"Supersonic! Howl!">"Rollout!">"Keep the supersonic Zubs! Ready Assurance!">Pooch dropped low, waiting, both rolling boulders veered off and ran into a wall, taking some damage that Lil Pooch immediately went on to slap worse +++A pox upon the retarde who set a 2k character limit
>>81399547>And win>Bruh is this really her job?>Waitamintute I beat the gym leader>"I got the Stone Badge!">Fist to the air I celebrate >Joined by Lil Pooch howling and Zubs perching at the top>Kyle doesn't get it, he's an NPC>"No you DID NOT!" Roxanne disagreed >I mean, yeah I'm a criminal but it's the principle of the thing>"Well I just beat your pokemon so what kind of scam are you running here?">"You're a terrorist! This isn't an official match">"So you're just assaulting us for no reason??">"It's my job to fight you--!">"And I won so where's my prize money--">"WHAT prize money???">Did the game lie to me? Nah she's the one who's wrong>"--Lil Pooch earned her pokeblocs!" >Suddenly Lil Pooch cares a lot about my nonsense and glares at Roxanne >The blue ones make her fur so soft
>>81399568>Didn't get the medal but resolved to file an anonymous complaint for the hell of it>Also to whine over mail at her for being dishonest and stingy>Lil Pooch had to growl at her to drop the cash prize and even had the gall to say she worked on a teacher salary>All in all, I'd say we did our part>And Kyle's part>We earned a goon break >Left Kyle on guard while Lil Pooch and march to the bathroom >Can't complain because his Numel did barely more than being a meatshield>Check for stragglers and get into a stall>Immediately Lil Pooch jumped on the seat and went to undo my fly with her teeth >Hot>Have to push at her a bit to let me help >Undo pants let her have at it>Has her paws on my things while taking snorts and licks>Uniform supposed to insulate from heat but goddamn Hoenn is tropical already>And only the femgrunts get to use hotpants >Lil Pooch takes to it like routine reward for both of us >She figured how to pump with the whole mouth on her own>Growing so fast>...Just like me>"Alright that's enough">Can't drop the extra time and sweat in a second-rounder>Lil Pooch pops out and turns around paws up in the tank and tail in the air>Not even in heat, the Lil slut, adorable >Pants go down, gotta stand over the seat>Still gotta grab and lift her to level>Instantly swallow cock halfway in>Starts hissing while bending spine up and down >Trained yeen cooch hits different, man>Slimy on the way in>Grippy in the way out>All sloppy>Hips were building slime strings each swing >Dark types turn out between dangerous, edgy or delinquents>Lil Pooch landed on Gyaru when she wasn't a rabid menace or a lapdog in denial >She even got snarly when she found out it got her rutted harder >And I couldn't have that shit here>Gab the scruff of her lower back and reach forward to hook fingers in her mouth >Almost down her throat >She gets tighter
>>81399598>Gonna be asking for this latter innshe?>Keep fucking into the hanging drooling yeen>Legs twitching in the air, paws slipping in porcelain, tongue wrapping around fingers, coughing when a push makes fingertips go a but too deep>Hitting that like fury attack>Supposed to be a quicky>Yeen cooms>Lower her, pulling out from mouth and cooch>Growls and nails grip ceramic >She humps the air and marks the toilet>Still not done>Lift her back up>Paws trembling but quickly slide back in>Yelp, still twitching >Grab her front scruff>Work up the rest of the way >More or less using her between a toy and a whore, legs in the air>Stretching first orgasm into another one>Feel the pumping inside>Lift Pooch upward >Drop the load>She does too>At least is gonna be easy to clean>Stand there hugging the little degenerate until going soft and slipping out >Even more to clean>Sigh at the weight off shoulders >Feel the weight off coat >Zubs is climbing down from under coat>Hangs>Smells crotch >Starts slurping>Kinda frozen because bat with half moves being biting >Starts SUCC>Scaroused beyond belief >Hard>Lil Pooch notices>Looks up at me >Smug Lil shit
>>81399641>Be later>Sweaty, smelly and scruffy >Sway out of bathroom both mons on balls>Balls empty>Halls empty>Wat>Hear running>Leg it>Full retreat >Find Kyle >Ask wtf>"Some kid showed up and started demolishing us one by one!">Bruh why you fighting him one by one>Asks where was I>"I'm not gonna lie chief, I was fighting for my damn life in that stall"
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>>81399137>>81399129>>81399114man if we had a full on blaziken general it'd be my homepagesex chicken just does it for me in an indescribable way
>>81403673I like Blaziken, but I never formed a deep connection with one in the way I have other starters. I use her more now these days because I'm a filthy meta slave in endgame (when we get postgame lmao) and can appreciate wanting to worship those legs and hips.I feel like I need to read some works to get an idea of what people think of fire chicken.
>>81404620NTA but our bro Frochi wrote a piece that's pretty neathttps://archiveofourown.org/works/48433849 if you can't be bothered to check the rentry
>>81404822I truly appreciate the spoonfeed anon, thank you for the direct link. I promise to check it out.
4 more hours
>>81403673she's the best starter, she's both sexy and powerful <3
>>81388087This is nice. We need more stuff like this posted
>>81273375Okay they're just doing these on purpose now.
It begins. Best of luck to this fucking franchise.
Give me fire doggo.
>>81413750there>w-woof
>>81413750These are absolutely, undeniable AI slop designs
yjk
>>81413750I have to agree with >>81413929 I wouldn't put it past how lazy TPCi/GF is. >>81413974Lizard is...maybe better to Sobble? Equal to? Not sure...
>>81414030>>81413974Watch it evolve into Blue Lovander hahaha.
>>81413750Give me the wet Leopard Gecko!
>>81413929I think it's the shading they use for the games, they look better in the art. That screenshot looks like those Chinese Palworld clones that have been coming out over the last year, but the official art of the new Pokemon still look like Pokemon at least.
>>81414074god i wish. the grass bird could be nice too, i want to see what the final evos are
>>81414109Maybe next year this thing comes out November of 2027
Just checked E6 to see who won the race. Water type got the 1st art, but the fire types got the first porn. Kek
Already want to fuck the lizard. . .
>>81413974Gekkomon, stop posting
Gecko sexooooo
Looks like that lizard girl has a big chance to be popular among pokephiles. And I think she might have a chance to get the Primarina treatment
More lewd Geckko
So, when-
>>81415628Oh.https://x.com/oPoSa_8/status/2027401975776891340/
Fluffy girl or fat tail? Who will win?
>>81413750>>81413974>>81414233>>81414414>>81414871So, is it safe to assume she's the waifumon of this generation? Honestly, this is the first time I'm tempted to go with the Water starter.
>>81416976>>81416018>>81414216>>81414098>>81413750Maybe it's autism.But this doggo looks familiar.
>>81417108It clicked when I saw Hanouva's drawing.
>>81417108>this doggo looks familiar.It's literally just Lillipup and Yamper fused together.
>>81417245Not him but I'm seeing a lot of Pawmot there
>>81414098Yeah, that screenshot makes the bird look like a blatant Angry Birds ripoff, but it's not quite as bad elsewhere.
>>81417508Yeah, some of that's mixed in, too. All three of these starters are basically just amalgams of Pokemon that already exist - Gecqua is Sobble/Froakie, Pombon is Lillipup/Pawmot/Yamper, and Browt is Sirfetch'd/Rowlet/Quaxly. Nothing really new here.
>>81417578That's why some folks are saying AI.
>>81417605idk about ai but i saw another anon say they look focus group tested. i agree with that definitely...we are going to get less strange species and more marketable animals that can sell plushes and trading cards
>>81417578I'm not seeing a Froakie there, nor Sirfetchd or Quaxly, but even then what can you do? They are always going to resemble something to some degree. First stages usually have relatively simple looks and if you don't want them to look like anything else, then what would they look like?Up to the evolutions to set them apart, me thinks>>81417605I get it that "AI" is nowadays used as "I don't like it" often but people who unironically think that these creatures are AI must be braindead
>>81416863Seems so, not only that but she’s becoming comparable to Snivy. Not gonna lie, this does make me love Gekko gal even more. They both are ‘cunty’. If they can manage to make a serperior/primarina 3.0 by God, people would draw her so many lewd poses.
>>81418189>Snek and lizzer arguing over who gets to fuck you firstI need to plap them both.
>>81417578>Browt is Sirfetch'd/Rowlet/Quaxly*Grookey, actually. Look closer at the face.>>81413750Finally, a bird starter too uggo for even Pato to save.
hi sorry I'm late to the gecqua party
That first "new pokemon design" nut just hits different, man.
>>81418656Cute Indonesian. Hope she gets a komodo dragon final evolution in a vein like Salazzle.
female pokemon and their male trainers as soon as pokemon-human marriage is legalized
An unexpected test of loyalty.
>>81416863>Honestly, this is the first time I'm tempted to go with the Water starter.how
>>81418656I am going to tongue that ojo-sama laughing gecko,
>>81418656There's my VIP. Not so late considering that you've just delivered easily the best pic of her on the internet. Awesome job!
>>81418656silly (and sexy) gecko is growing on me
>>81418779Is it loyalty when you use your pheromones to attract others to you? One is all naturally entrancing!
>>81418189serperior doesn't hold a candle to Primarina, but Snivy is up thereuuoooohhhhh I fucking loved the gecko the moment I saw her and it's only getting stronger bros...>>81416863Probably, but who knows. Nobody expected Sprigatito's evolution to be a viral catgirl furry waifu, we may be surprised yet. Hopefully it's her because I love this lizard>>81418819I'm guessing he never played SM/USUM
>>81418819>how>>81419438>I'm guessing he never played SM/USUMNah, I'm just more into the scaled persuasion, and while Sobble exists, I wasn't a fan of it.
this damn gecko.>>81419620Ah, zardanon! I liked femteleon myself but I get you, she's not for everyone. Doesn't help that her default pose it just standing straight awkwardly while she should be displaying how agile and flexible and sleek she is.
>>81418687I think the komodo dragon will be reserved for the pseudo legendary
>>81419793>Doesn't help that her default pose it just standing straight awkwardly while she should be displaying how agile and flexible and sleek she is.Agreed. My other big issue was the noodly limbs the whole line had - fanart tends to fix most of it, but the actual game model...not very appealing. I'm seeing Gecqua here as another shot at what the Sobble line should have been, and she's off to a good start - the head's a little big, but the rest of the body proportions definitely scream "lizard" a lot better, and I'm hoping they don't turn her into an anthro as she evolves. If they can make her into basically a Water-type Salazzle, she'll be perfect.
The other crown gecko will be fighting for.
>>81420077feraliwife
>>81418640would you want me to?during sun/moon I gravitated toward cat too>>81418941you flatter me too much
>>81414098That face puts me to mind of Slurpuff.
>>81420212Cute, though I can't shake off the Angry Birds look Browt has. Your sketches are always charmers!>>81420035>>81419793I like the idea inteleon has but anon has it right that its the model that ultimately brings it down for me (like the weird helmet the head has when looking at inteleon from the front), like the wrong elements are focused on which is why I feel like Gecqua is sort of a "retry" on GF's part.
>>81413750Shiny idea maybe?What do you guys think?
>>81420427I think it's fine (gecko is nice) which means it's too good for GF's tasteless asses on anything but the ones they really care about like the main legends
>>81420628That's why I kept the colors pretty subtle. Except for Gecqua the orange just looks great next to the others
>>81418746That's to be expected. Best you can do is just go along with it.
>>81418779>human girlfriends hate her>find out how this salazzle marked her trainer with this one weird trick
>>81380471>Would you try to tame (and fix) a misbehaving, aggressive or mischievous girl, or would you prefer to find one with a mellow personality?"Fixing" a bad girl could be a little adventure all of its own... but really, no, I would prefer to find one with a good personality instead of a troublemaker.
>>81418656fugg
>>81415628>Ms>not MrsDamn, Wavychu saw a human once and realized she was meant to be for pokephiliahttps://x.com/i/status/2027538923610673572
>>81423538Her husband is a fag.
Which would you like?
>>81424623darkrai resting her full moon on my face please
Gekko is best pokewaifu!
My waifu is trash.
>>81427842
>one of the new starters is literally a bedroom eyes geckoI would never abandon my Salazzle. But I will say, keeping an eye open for Gecqua evolutions months from now.
>>81413750I'm saving my overall thoughts on the starters for when their evolutions come out. I want the full package before I say what I think of them.
>>81388087Pokelove is pure
I love this little brat so much.
damn gecko stealing spotlight from horse year
>>81399670Chapter 5 (or 6, gotta check the archive)>Magmanon returns>Drilling Zubs, Lil Pooch and Lil Yeen>Non sexually>Bratty mons actually want that kind of correction >Just training >Thinking to get more mons>Apparently, there's a plot here>Not sure if game or anime>Or manga>Or weird pokephilia au>Haven't seen tits on a mon tho>Lil Yeen getting on level>Getting used to being Lil Pooch's bottom bitch>Still gets pets and scritches and treats>But Pooch always looks down at her smugly >Probably calling her a virgin >Zubs completely unbothered>As the designated engine of toxic cheese she's on the backline most of the time>Also under my coat>Needs more exp baka
>>81431151>Get called to next job>Look over some nerds while they wander in a cave>Apparently Kyle went and bragged how """we""" took down that rock gym leader>Well fuck you too Kyle>Now gotta dig it in a wet hole>Not the fun kind>Consider kidnapping an Aaron and ask for a ball at HQ>I mean it's part rock>Rocks come from the ground >We already use Yeens and bats what do those have to do with volcanoes >Remember these things eat literal iron>Remember these things evolve to be like a whole-ass ton>Member I'm planning to ditch these less-shady-than-usual land developers >The frick am I gonna feed an Aggron on anything less than nepo money?>Consider a Mawile>Smol >Fairy>Tanky cause steel >C U T E>Rare>Too rare>Fuck>Still keep eyes peeled in case we run into one>Don't have balls to catch one cause Grunt regulations >Technically shouldn't have mons at all but grunts get a pirate id to make our balls work>But hey, if one likes me the fuck are they gonna do?
>>81431161>Nothing but Zubat and iron munchers >In fact, got found by the exact opposite of smol and cute>"It's Gym leader Brawly!">No shit, Kyle? I thought it was Liza>Start double battle>Open with Zubs>Kyle uses Numel>ofc he does>GYM LEADER BRAWLY SENT OUT MACHOP AND HARIYAMA>Start with supersonic >Numel gets immediately flattened into a wall, dick and all>Machop can't reach zubs, the manlet>Just me vs the leader>"Secret weapon go!">It's Lil Pooch>Lil Pooch is my secret weapon >Lulz are had by the fight specialist >Sand attack the machop meanwhile >Hariyama tries to slap our shit>Zubs counters with air slash to the face>Can't get past the talking to the hands >doesn't need to>Lil Pooch jumps from behind >Play Rough all over sumo' shead >Tries to catch Pooch with big meaty hands>Zubs hits air cutter to its feet>Trips with force of earthquake>Lil Pooch hits hom with Poison Fang that I somehow convinced Zubs to teach>Half assed but gnawing good enough >Call her off and barf Venoshock while Lil Pooch goes to play rough all over confused and sanded Machop >Hariyama twitches in the ground while Lil Pooch stands over a machop in the Peter death pose>Sneaks up a Howl just in case>Bro's outta pokemon>"...Knuckle Badge GETTO DAZE!"
>>81431175>Surfbro is a sore loser just like the last leader >Doesn't even have the HM>Still get some cash after some growling and hissing>Literally just his wallet>Like he doesn't get funds baka>Don't really have a private residence but tell him I'll pass by for the badge later just to fuck with him while he runs out>Nerds just about done reading cave paintings >Probably skimming over all the bad points of waking up a primordial titan>Take point while Kyle watches the rear guard >Zubs shuffling under coat>slips under pants>uses one of her wing-thumb things to fish out dick>Proceeds to lick and swallow half-chub while upside down>Stumble a bit but hide the stealth deep throat well enough>Can't even check the dark for tooth fairies>That vampire SUCC hits different >Somehow got Leech Life'd the rest of the way with nobody noticing >Should be concerned about putting my dick in something that regularly spits poisonous acid>Mons are oddly selective about the worst part of their biology>Magic of friendship probably
>>81420212I will flatter you however much you deserve, and you know for a fact that I don't lie, friend.
>that emojiWell, if there was any doubt before, there's no denying it now: Gecqua is undoubtedly being designed as the female of the group a la Fennekin, Popplio, and Sprigatito.
>>81433106Sexo lizard.
>>81431194lol horny bat. Stop making me want to bone a bat! We can't afford another covid!
The Gecqua art just keeps coming. Looks like she's just 6 pieces behind the dog on e6, though that's not counting the stuff on X/Twitter that's got the "do not repost" disclaimer tagged to them. The bird is at only 46 so far, which is...more than I thought it would get, honestly.
>>81435110Such a soft spot for, I guess you would call this Auntie Drampa.
>>81435110>>81435162Female Drampa art is rare, which really is a shame. It ended up with such a cool Mega, too, yet I feel it's still one of those 'mons people tend to forget exist.
>>81435302Maybe it's too much of a comfort mon in appearance.
>>81435893what a fucking body
3d fleshlight
>>81436252Funny thing - BD's Nix is pretty much the perfect size and shape to be her. That being said, I hope the guys who did those Eeveeloution toys decide to make one of her.
>>81438397Maidquaza a cute.
>>81436536My Nix is even this color, I'm definitely choosing this girl as my starter no question.
>>81435764>>81435302Or waaaaaaaay to male (and old) coded
>>81436536Those guys actually got C&D by Nintendo.
>>81439704Come now, if Samurott can be a babe, Drampa can figure it out.
>>81405201His other works are even better imho, Blaziken isn't the only fighting type starter bird he wrote for example>>81406686That milk has got to taste like apple ice-cream>>81413750>>81413974Alright here's my take on the startersThe dog stays on four legsThe gecko is the new waifumon and gets on two legs, it's kinda obviousThe bird - no idea but I want it to become a griffinI want to marry the gecko for now>>81432013Good catch, I doubt that the westoid writing tweets at tpci has got an idea but looks like we aren't the only ones who think that about the cute lizzy
>>81439886Best water starter. Not him, HER. As-is. All fours (unless hugging you or showing off), beard AND whiskers (to be brushed regularly and tickle your face during eskimo kisses).
>>81415628I need her to sit on my face
https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story
>>81442497why do they keep the eggs right beside while fucking?
>>81442796He's teaching them play rough
I think she wants more than the usual today.
I want to see the biggest plane
>>81445276Isn't THAT the usual? For shame.Gardevoirs deserve all the love trainers have to give. Especially physical love.
>>81446827I like that size
>>81440720>Good catch, I doubt that the westoid writing tweets at tpci has got an idea but looks like we aren't the only ones who think that about the cute lizzyWell, Gamefreak typically creates their entire evolutionary lines all at once these days (didn't used to be the case before, which is how we ended up with things like Blastoise getting retroactively slapped into a line it wasn't originally part of), and that information gets sent to TPCi for marketing purposes. While whoever writes their social media stuff likely doesn't know anything in that regard, their tweets still have to be run by their overlords at TPCi before they can be publicly submitted, meaning that someone who actually IS in the know had to approve of what was being insinuated here.Also, she's finally surpassed the dog on e6, though it's only by one image. Seems she really is the most popular of the three starters so far.
>>81447064That is our usual, but those eyes are asking for more.
>>81414414>>81414871What a perfect, pettable belly.
>>81448256>"Kyaa! Trainer, what are we going to do in the bed"?
>>81448256We've got a month until Easter, and this bnuy better give me LOTS of eggs!
>>81449056You might jest, but human dick bred the goddess herself. Nidorina is no challenge. Enjoy your eggs.
>my dragonair refuses to evolve >she knows she won't be able to use her sex ring anymore
Imagine fucking an Abra and she just teleports away before you can cum.
>>81448935
>>81450732id probably cry
>>81451359That pic is hotter than most of the explicit images on here lol
>>81451634Sometimes the cute/loving interactions can be just as or more hot than actual sex
>>81413974feelin froggy
>>81457963my fat cat wife
>>81458614The fox knows just what I like.
What a weekend, my head hurtsThis pogo event hasn't been really worth it but I got a shiny female mega Dragonite with the Dragonair colors and she is very pretty. Failed to get a shiny Latios in the 1h window, 14 tries. Got a shiny Xerneas (had already) and that's it hahI would be so pissed off if I hadn't been spoofing, they went out of their way to fuck over remote raiders once more and even then lobbies from NYC were often full of retards who somehow couldn't destroy the mega shield (requiring 10 people with megas, but somehow 15 people with megas weren't enough for the shield sometimes) and had to relobby and shuffle a lot. Dumb shit.And none of that effort is worth a shit in terms of metagame. Meganite is lovely but megafug is a lot stronger.How are you doing bros?>Gecqua winning over Pombon by a few piecesbased
>tfw not carried by femzard
>>81458939I wanna be carried by a Machoke
>>81459004
>>81459743I personally hope for Water/Poison, maybe based on monitor lizards/komodo dragons.But I am absolutely breeding Gecqua the minute I get her.
>>81460000As a poison fan, I second this.
>>81460018Found a pretty neat fan design, I would be okay with this.
>>81460000Water/poison makes sense, considering she seems to be based on the Strophurus genus of gecko, which shoots foul-smelling liquid from their tails. Fortunately in her case, it's just water, but still.
>>81460518Yeah, I'd be okay with any way they decide to have her evolve though. I love her as is and will be resetting the game until I get a female Gecqua. Can't have my adventure without my wife after all.
>>81458841My haul.
>>81460661how the fuck
>Water/PoisonYou guys are declaring war on perfection and I won't stand for it. That would actually be cool to see, if I'm being real.>>81460661>got a decent amount of shinies>but none of the ones I really wanted like Tyrunt, Clauncher, and especially GoomyFucking hell, and I was walking for hours, too. I don't regret it since you always need the exercise, but shit. Though I did get a shiny Skrelp, I'm one of the few that really likes Dragalge. And five 10km eggs means a decent chance of getting shiny lucha.
>>81461763Plot twist: they're actually siblings
>>81461542>>81460911Now for the part that will make you mad.All but Carbink are repeat shinys.I was searching for Inkay, Phantump, and Honedge. I wasn't even going to try for Hawlucha and Kelfkie causenA. They where in 10K's and B. Reports of those hard to hatch eggs having an over abundance of Kangaskhan and Heracross in the hatchbtate pool where not exaggerating, I hatched about 10 purple eggs and ended up with 6 Kangaskhan 3 Heracross and one Kelfkie.
>>81461998That's actually possible in Pokemon lore, isn't it?
>>81462116I'm not mad, boss, just tired.>PhantumpAmusingly, I do have two of the little guy. And that makes me very, very happy, I'm the one person on the planet that prefers it to Pumpkaboo. I don't like my odds of getting shiny Hawlucha, but I got more birds than I got kangasmoms so the odds seem to be a bit in my favor.
>>81462691According to the leaks yeah
>>81459004Upper is just Inteleon>>81460000 (checked)Exactly and exactly. Quads of truth.
>>81380415Boobs!
>>81465744Boobs, Ozzie?
>>81460661Not bad, I heard a lot of people complaining that they got jack shit despite having a ticket (I didn't pay for anything). Kinda jealous of Furfrou, I must've caught billions without seeing a shiny.>>81461542Dragalge is underrated. But do you like like her? She got a mega too.>>81462116To be fair Carbink is really cool. I didn't care when it had featured outbreaks in SV but the shiny is greatHawlucha is easy to farm in SV too, not sure about Klefki.
>>81380415al-bibi
>>81465744Doobs!
>>81466484Kelfkie is found at that Turkish styled town near the big ass cave.The place where the Psychic lady is fought.
>>81468394No way they did this because of a tweet emoji
>>81465744Why does Reshiram work so well with breasts?
>>81418779With human feet like this? My loyalty couldn't be any less tested
>>81471108Already looks like it's in a flowing dress?
>>81472095She's getting a new outfit in Unite; Latio's outfit is already up for the Battle Pass.
>>81471108It's a subconscious design element your brain is primed to look for. It's balance. She's got more going on below the waist than above it, so you want to see some symmetry. The large boobs balance out her giant penis.
>>81472985
>>81472854Man Unite gets some of the best costumes.Cafés are cute.Go's tend to just suck.And Sleep barely has them.
>>81473773>all these games are shit>but you can enjoy the art they all produce
>>81458614>>81470308>>81473357>It's the big tournament.>Stands packed with cheering spectators.>Cameras broadcasting live.>Your whole family is watching.>As your pokeball arcs through the air the realization hits you.>Like looking up at an oncoming avalanche.>You don't remember taking off your pokemon's lingerie.
>>81466484>But do you like like her?Not in that way, I wouldn't say. I just think the concept of a Poison/Water sea dragon based off the kelp seahorse is incredibly cool, and the line doesn't get nearly enough appreciation. Helps that I got a hundo and a shiny now. Dragalge getting a mega was one of my darkhorse victories of ZA, and was very much happy to see it.Though the hundo IS female, so...
>>81475032It's always tempted to give underappreciated lines some well deserved attention. Congrats on the shiny too, looks like a fine sidegrade shiny.
>>81475032And what a nice peahen you have. Looking gorgeous.
fun fact,Lets Go Pikachu/Eevee are now as old now as Red and Blue were when they were remade as Fire Red and Leaf Green
Have a Mesprit in a bunnysuit.
Jealous and possessive psychic-type pokemon that uses her powers to teleport your semen out of your girlfriend to try and get pregnant with, both so that she can have your babies and so that your girlfriend will think you cheated on her with a pokemon and dump you.
>>81476739Soooo you want a comic?
>>81476769If you've got one, I suppose
>>81476739That's an impressive amount of possessiveness.
>>81477614>That feel when you hypnotize a hypno with your rhythmically swinging flaccid dick.
>>81476739Maybe I haven't looked hard enough but it seems like the actual psychic aspect of psychic pokemon is underutilized in porn
>>81477901Because everyone hyper focuses on the hypnosis aspect.
>>81468055Ah the bitch with a lovely psycho ostrich. I kinda forgot Klefki was in SV>>81471108She is already wearing a bra>>81472854Sweet, shame the game went to shit (shittier than before)>>81473773>>81474016Unite rules but they enshittified the game to the point I'm only cheering for outfits but not gonna play and sure as fuck not gonna payCafe sometimes makes cute outfits but the enshittification made it even more abhorrent to play, I don't miss this piece of fucking shit one bit and I quit like half a year agoGo doesn't have outfits, 99% of them are stupid shitty low effort slop hats with barely any exceptions (like PhD pikachu). Lopunny looks cute with the flowers on her head but it's super low effort too. At least pogo can be utilized to get shinies and rare mythicals for free and you can bend the game to your willSleep has anything? I ran the game once and never again, you probably need a physical accessory to make use of it otherwise you are forced to let your phone run awake throughout the night and that's just stupid if you ask me. And I have bad sleeping habits
