/HMOMA/: Human Males on Male Anthros #474: Mating Press edition<Recent Stories>By OfficeAnon>Winterhttps://rentry.co/d3xcv3a7>Special Detective Anon of the Anthro Reintegration Officeshttps://rentry.co/76m4ybfq>The Firm Handshake: Parts 1-10.https://rentry.org/h8656xndBy anonymous>Latter-Day Dogshttps://rentry.org/csnztpk9By HomeTome>Former Legend, Current Problemhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/67375012By PseudoFox>One Ticket Only (To The Stars)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65397697By HumanFan31>Overbookedhttps://rentry.org/fah4v2uaBy anonymous>No Alarms, No Surpriseshttps://rentry.org/worttikk>Human in the Anthro Leaguehttps://rentry.org/cq688e9uBy HomeTome>It's a trap?https://archiveofourown.org/works/62497483https://www.sofurry.com/view/2219153>An encore for twohttps://archiveofourown.org/works/62446846https://www.sofurry.com/view/2219139By anonymous>A Little Chocolatehttps://rentry.org/uhqzcthc>/HMOMA/ shortshttps://rentry.org/huhmomaShorts<Resources>>Stories sorted (OLD):https://pastebin.pl/view/feacb35a>Stories and Greentext Screencaps:https://rentry.org/hmoma_story_urls>Story Prompts & How to Write:https://pastebin.com/CRnx7uqK>Edit bin:https://catbox.moe/c/wby09b>/HMOMA/ medialisthttps://rentry.org/hmomamedia>Last thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81108630/>Past threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2FHmoma%2F/type/op/
There was a post or 2 about straight men asses that prompted me to use smutgpt to cook up this. Note this was written using AIhttps://rentry.org/fmqp25kc
>>81393420Based.
Sex
Give me your most cursed yet technically still on topic images
>>81395144Like this
Why can't my taxpayer money go towards research into making anthros real? Think of the benefits
>>81393384Coming soon: Summer. In which Anon, after about a year working at the amthro bull milking ranch, has long since discovered why they constantly need new staff. The novelty, it turns out, swiftly wears off when the clients all keep on finding a different trend to follow. Now summer has arrived, they've all gone for the "Western Rancher" aesthetic. "Pard'ner" this, "Mighty fine" that. Time to rustle up this cattle...again.Winter is now complete, at around 12 pages and 10,500 words. https://rentry.co/d3xcv3a7#part-5
>>81395246Nice work officeanon. I look forward to reading it.
>>81394964but why couldn't it be me
>>81395246Thanks again Officeanon. It's a shame it ended so abruptly, but I'm sure you had your reasons.
>>81394964I wish I could share stupid brainrot memes with my anthro friend.
This is peak male body. You might not like it, but it's true.
>>81396690It was one of the implied themes really, two worlds that briefly interceted. The Deer can't really stay, and will leave when the snow does. Not much more needed to be written, and I didn't want to drag it out.
>>81395172A first step to bring them into our world would be for some robot company (could be Tesla with Optimus, could be some chinese firm) to offer their humanoid android with an optional synth-style head. Perhaps ostensibly to lessen the uncanny valley effect. Would be a good first start. Tails, differently built bodies, special replacable genital modules and all the other nice stuff can come later.Honestly we're closer to this than ever.
WAKE UP
Birb
I'm trying to find some hmoma stories that I want to re-read but can't remember what they're called or where to find them.One is where the human is a sex worker or something like that. His client is a shy horse who's like twice his twice and they go to an amusement park or something and the human tops the horse in a bathroom.The other is about a guy who is a slob that's being 'haunted' by a demon that keeps on making his house all neat and tidy and he tries to get rid of it, but his attempts only causes it to take a physical form where the demon is revealed to be a sexy panther man.If anyone can tell me where to find them or post links to the stories, that would be appreciated.
>>81402889Second one might be this?https://rentry.org/bigmonsterboyfriendfull
The domestication conspiracy is REAL
>>81394964
>>81405169
>>81405174
>>81405189and his tail is still wagging intently in all the pictures
>>81404406Don't drink the Skinquafina.
I wanna read some date fics, anyone have any?>>81394321Source?
>>81393384Alder and Jacob! love these 2! also missed these threads! 2 days was waaay too much and i missed the manly gay anthros!
>>81393384
>>81408494smug gamer bussy is best bussy
>>81405169>>81405174>>81405189>>81405206>Ywn have this
>>81394321Big scalie dudes being total bottoms for their smaller human partners and always end up cuddling with them afterwards for body heat (regardless on if they actually need it or not)
>>81393384Summer:It’s already been a year and already the novelty has worn thin. When you took this job at this “farm” you had done so with a bit of giddy trepidation. How taboo it all was, to “milk” all these bulls and experience the raw sexual thrill of manhandling these massive individuals. You are good at it too; you really know how to make them pop. The job was almost the perk, you got to fuck them if you wanted to. Yet, most of the previous handlers had quit long before you had, either because they had found better jobs or on the rare occasion had discovered true love with the more straightly-orientated clients. Which meant by the time you had arrived all that was left were an assortment of very gay bulls. Not that you were complaining. However, the novelty had worn thin when you realised they *conspired* together, and thus *against* you. How? They adopted a microcosm of fashion trends for shits and giggles. When you started the theme had been “serious businessmen”, complete with snappy suits, sunglasses and newspapers. You had been tricked at the time, because you hadn’t seen them change and they kept up the act well. There was even the vague notion of millionaire status amongst them and the promise of “massive tips”. But then when autumn came a new client had joined wearing a retro bomber jacket and suddenly you were surrounded by a vaguely misremembered WW2 air force squadron and it had shattered the illusion. Now you knew the truth: they did it to annoy you. Not in the cruel way, but in the teasing good-natured ribbing way. The way that meant you wouldn’t quit because of it, but so that when you stood in front of the judge for murdering them, you’d had it as “Exhibit A” as to why.
>>81394321>>81412695>big scalies catching human men>demanding sexual favors, snuggles and body heat before letting their victims gomost of these cases never get reported for some reason
>>81413149Bull milking was a serious business. You had to be a clean operator to manage the clean equipment. The company said it was for “pharmaceutical purposes” but you had never once seen anything advertising it and any casual internet search did nothing much either. But, as you walked into work, it did not matter because the pay was real. The place was built like a farm, except nearly all the anthro bulls left at the end of the day and the field was mostly used to kick a ball around between session or longue on. The main building was like a stable, complete with individual stalls and had an office attached for distant corporate paperwork which you essentially never visited. For some reason you never quite understood the stalls still had hay bedding, despite the fact there were perfectly adequate chairs in larger anthro sizes, but the bulls had all insisted they genuinely preferred it. You didn’t judge, it’s why they liked you.But they liked you so much that *this* season’s theme had been another paper-thin plot to drive you up the wall. It was inevitable really – it was cowboys. Ten gallon hats, belt buckles the size of dinner plates, denim, flannel, chewing on a single stalk of wheat as they speak in a bad impression of a midwestern drawl. “Howdy pardner!” this. “Mighty fine I reckon!” that. But what made it worse was how they had all changed the theme over the same weekend. Friday it had been all “mission accomplished boys” and “I eat flak for breakfast” and now Monday had rolled around and each of them was leaning against a wall tipping their hats.“I have to find another job,” you say to yourself. One of the bulls winks at you. He’s put his nose ring back in. “Before I start to enjoy it.”
>>81413149>>81413160>work on anthro farm>basically get a harem full of huge, muscular, playful, and always horny bulls>can use them however you want>can even fuck them if you need to>get paid well, on top of that>sounds like heavenstill >"I have to find another job,” you say to yourself.wtf is wrong with our protagonist here?
It's International Polar Bear Day today!
Just curious, if given the opportunity, would you also have sex with your fursona, if you have one?Me personally, I would. He's literally just me but as a red panda and since we're both into human men having gay sex with anthro men, we'd be down for it if not straight up eager.
>>81413149>>81413160A great start. I look forward so reading more
>>81413160Strictly speaking, there was a roster to adhere to. However, you toss the clipboard to the side and watch as it Frisbees into the wall because it has never once mattered who you attended to first. At this point it was purely up to you and they had never complained. Well, not to your managers at least, but they sure as hell loved to complain if they thought it would get a rise out of you. You pick a stall, brimmed hats with holes cut out for the curled horns turn as you pass them by.“Howdy Anon.”“Morning Hank.”“Mornin’ Anon.”“Morning Karl.”“Pardner.”“Morning Frankie.”Down the line you went. Each one was grinning, some of them were struggling to hold in the tittering that was trying to escape their lips. It must be your posture, they know this is going to be funny.You open the latch for Morris’ space. Inside, head bowed for maximum dramatic concealment of his eyes, is the bull himself. Like all the others he towered over you, sported a bit of a gut, and had arms that could squeeze an unopened tin can flat between them if they were flexed. They were currently crossed in front of him, white furred, like the rest of him. He, at least, hadn’t gone too overboard with the theme. He shifted his stance. Some bastard nearby must have took that for a signal because from somewhere out of sight one them put on the “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” theme. It came loudly from a tiny speaker, for which any one of their phones could be playing it. And you knew, just *knew* that if you went to look someone else would play it on the other side of the room like a game of keep-away.“Now, I ain't sayin' this as a complaint,” drawled the bull facing you, “but if y’all could speed this up just a smidge, I got a poker game in twenty minutes.”
>>81416071“Uh huh?” you rub your hands together to build some heat and friction. You are a professional, and were not about to just hand them the win. “Take the hat off. I can’t reach it.”He chuckled, deep and lazy. "Well now, that’d be wrong, see? To part a man from his hat. It’s stayin’ on, boy.” You advance on him, grabbing his belt and unbuckling the thing. He didn’t resist, just watched with evident amusement on his muzzle. It was a brass lump fashioned into the word “TEXAS” in the exact stupid font you knew it would be. Thusly loosened his jeans gave and allowed bits of him to relax. You had to save your strength, if you started engaging with the banter early you’d end up repeating their corny jokes ten or more times. With a long yank the belt hisses free from his derriere. “Take them off, Morris.” You snap the thick leather belt in your grip.“You gunna hit me with that if I don’t?”“Worse, I won’t.”“*Whoo-wee*. Now we’re talkin’!” he begins to unbutton his shirt. Each pop of the buttons let out a little hint of the hay and leather cologne they had certainly all shared the same bottle of. It smelled great. You hated how much you liked it. All it did was showed that they had learned a lot about you over the past year. Next came the jeans and his underwear with it, but the hat still stayed on. At the other end of each stall was a pump for *The Milker*. The machine was a modern device of chrome and glass and despite its clinical appearance was effectively an industrial-grade multiple-participant sex machine. It was probably worth hundreds of thousands. It probably had to be custom made. It was the only other thing on this farm that didn’t, in some way, think it was a comedian.
Bumping with a pic of one of my first crushes
>>81417211The rape horse from Berserk was your first crush?
>>81413392>It's International Polar Bear Day today!And that means that YOU need to take responsibility! Because of the industrial activities of humans, polar bears are losing their home on the ice in the arctic! Which means when you anthro government assigns you as their state mandated boyfriend to help them acclimatize, you don't say "what" nor "I never consented to this, is this even legal", you say "thank you, please send me another polar bear"
>>81415476Currently coming up with one, basically just me but hyena. Might make him a bit more attractive than me tho, just fixing up some stuff im not content with on myself.And yes I absolutely would. FUCK i wanna do everything with a yeen guy
>>81417211I want a good look at stallions backside
>>81415476I don't have art of him specifically because I can't design or draw for shit but he's a Lugia, and since we're essentially the same people, I'd definitely be down to cuddle, explore our kinks together, and lose our virginity to one another
bad thread getting to page 10 like that that's the /endo/ thread's job
>>81394321I can't find anything of this, who's the artists/source?
>>81424057>mfw this one uninpainted slop keeps getting reposted>rarely do I see the ones I inpainted go around like that
>>81425284no surprise, he's super hot. care to give us a catbox to see the prompt and models used?
Opinions on femboys with muscle?
>>81426516Sex
>and then they had rough sex afterwards during lunch break>protogen's "lunch" is just the human guy's cum
>>81420039noty first crush but one of my first crushes, pretty much discovered him the same day i discovered i was gay and was craving to watch more gay porn.
Would you give high risk belly rubs?
A: HumanB: DragonC: DemonD: EquineE: AlienF: SnakeG: CanineH: DolphinI: DuckJ: RobotK: OctopusL: Slime
>>81428613that doesnt seem risky, he loves it!would also give some low risk blowies
>Anthros are mysteriously more likely to find human villains more sympathetic...
bump
>>81416086You sighed; it was blindly obvious how this was going to go. You creak the leather in your grip as the machine politely hums to life. Morris leans forwards, plump rump on display, tail up and out of the way for what he wants to come next. You fold the belt and pull your arm back as far as it will go and then strike as hard as your frustrations will allow. An incredibly satisfying *snap* pings off the confining walls of the stall. One of the other bulls does a loud whistle from nearby, which is then joined by several poorly copied attempts.Morris’ neighbour, Frankie, leant over the stall. Largely black with a few white splotches, he had a maroon-coloured poncho as part of his attire. You had swiftly learned after only a week they viewed this experience like going to the barbers. Sit in the chair, get pampered. It was all the same. They had only held off for the first week to stop you leaving immediately.“Hoo boy! Give it to ‘im, Anon!” Frankie did a whip motion with his hand and added the sound effect with the corner of his mouth.“Oh he’s tryin’ alright!” Morris called back as you struck again. A lot of the bulls liked being spanked. Some of them enjoyed watching it as well.“Stop,” you strike the bull again. With glutes this great it was impossible to miss them. “Touching,” another strike. “Yourself. Whilst. I. Am. Working.” Frankie put both his hands in the air to prove he wasn’t. You gently rub the cheeks you had been tormenting, a little bit of soft aftercare to demonstrate your magnanimity. “If you get off without my permission, I’ll make you all miss your stupid poker game.”
>>81437343You had each of the sucking nozzles of the machine calibrated to your client’s preferences. Morris, for example, liked a full-length pump. He also liked being spanked. He was against the back wall, head down, hat still on, as you creaked the leather belt in your grip again.“What’s going on over there?” someone from a faraway stall called out.“He’s going to town on Morris’ ass with his own belt!” Frankie called out over his shoulder.“Is he joining us for poker later?”“I’ll ask! Hey, Anon-”“Yes, I’ll play a round or two once I’ve got Frankie to pop,” you roll your eyes as you raise your voice in reply. There was scattered cheers. They were shit at poker. On purpose, because they only ever played strip poker. You whack Morris’ ass again, the machine’s quiet hum kicks up a notch as a sudden influx is forced into it.“Aww, is Anon making you rush, Morris?” crooned Frankie to his neighbour who was huffing as he was catching his breath between teeth-clenching moments of machoistic pleasure.“S-shut up, you…dang…v-v-” Morris was having trouble remembering the word.“Varmint?” Frankie supplied helpfully.“Dang varmint! Argh!” another spurt escaped. You had expertly judged the side he hadn’t braced properly.“Frankie, you have a prostate the size of an apricot-”“That’s ‘cause I eat all me pork ‘n beans, sonny Jim.”“-and in a moment, I am going to squeeze it dry. Then you can see if you can keep up the salt-of-the-earth rancher act.”
>>81436622Hot
>>81438290cute!
>>81436622>>81442149
>>81444229Extra hot
>>81429502>*SQUISH*
>>81442398Must mating press
>>81447954Extreme hot
>>81449906GRABABRUSHANDPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP
>>81449958WHYDIDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE
>>81450287HEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHERFABLE
YABBA DABBA DOO
What type of anthro male would want to mating press a human femboy? Asking for a friend haha
>>81453341A lion, he's keep you as his personal fuck meat for when the wives are away hunting.Or a bear who misidentifies you as a girl in the woods, but by that point he's too committed.
>>81456082Cute
>>81394964gonna be real, looking at this kinda hurts real bad. Because I'll never have this. for someone like me whos shy and not outgoing, falling in love with the one you grew up with, a cute anthro at that, would be the perfect thing.But still I'm a relatively lucky one since at least I also have a childhood friend whom I care about deeply (Very much human and sadly not cute). Our relationship is a purely platonic friendship (though ive had some "interesting" dreams over the years...).
humans on anthro twinks is kino
A manly lizard from a manly game smoking some manly swampweed
>>81415476Had a bear fursona, I acquired an inanimate_animate fetish early on so imagine pic but light brown fur with sowing stitches on the limb segments.And yes, I'd plow him until his stuffing came out.
Bear butts
>>81463917>Bear buttswhy do so many bears bottom for human men?
tutoring isn't going well...
>>81393384al-bibi
Which fictional anthro character would you like to date the most?
>>81397714Synth sexo
>>81471122i think you know the answer for me
>>81470509Makes me think of Flemish Giants in anthro form.
>>81465330Because they have great asses?
>>81463917cute
>>81473489nta but probably
WAKE UP FAGGOTS!!!
>>81454498>Ywn steal a lion away from the pride's lionesses by being such a good fuck
>>81454498>>81477591>anon's POV
>>81477992Do those lioness like watching their mates have gay sex?
>>81478875>>81477992I've had it up to here with these fujo lionesses watching me and boyfriend fuck each other
>>81479093giwtwm
>Your anthro friend made an odd comment, that "you smell better all natural, without deodorant"
>>81395246Very hot, i sometimes think of wanting to fuck the deer in 99 nights
>>81480464holy build
>>81481467Bro knows sexo
>>81474804He died
>>81484367>humans coming into fantasy or scifi settings>all the human-like races like elves, dwarves, green/blue/purple/etc skinned aliens, etc hate humans>all the beast/monster races end up befriending humanity lizard people would probably go nuts over a races that do nothing but pump off loads of heat like we do
>>81484435>all the human-like races like elves, dwarves, green/blue/purple/etc skinned aliens, etc hate humansThey're just jealous that they can't snag anthro bussy like the humies can.
>>81484459We need an actual story like that, though I assume it will. Probably just be a harem story where all there girls are just humans with animal ears and tails and all the guys are anthros but stay in the background or are evil. I hate that bit
>>81485104Meant to quote >>81484435 too
>>81484367please i need this
>>81486455
>>81486572what's wrong with a big, strong, black guy?
>>81485856I need it too.Unironically might get drunk and write a story about it.
>>81484435>You know, Anon, even though those elves may look more like you than I do, they're creatures of magic, not flesh and blood and us>Basically what i'm trying to say is that they can never love or understand you like we can>So please stop shushing me when I growl at them in public, would you?!
Bump
>>81484435>Be me>Gnoll berserker>Mercenary party i'm in has a cute human>And he's totally giving off gay signals>Super excited, planning to get him drunk and then have sex once our contract is over>Day finally comes>He takes his helmet off>He isn't human, he's a filthy knife ear who'll only put out once every 10 years in his 1000 year lifespan and eats crystals and nature energy ow whatever instead of MEAT>Slaughter him on sightHe won't be missed! Still looking for humans by the way, send them my way if you find some
>>81488171oh hey, it's one of my gens i shared last msdg thread.here, have another one of the "anon is totally straight making this, oh no he isnt repressing anything" collection.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
pretty bovine dudes
>>81494176Theseus and the very cute minotaur.
>>81494176VERY suckable
>>81487195Just because I have gay thoughts [spoiler] anthros only humans do nothing for me [/spoiler] doesn’t mean I am not racist
thoughts?
Whew, this guy...
Hoo-whee.
>>81497496basedi woulda motorboated the pecs
>>81497496>>81498481i hate that i actually got horny when he waved his ass around
>>81498309>>81498322He looks like he uses his illusions to trick you into fucking him or sucking your dick without you noticing
>>81501016Hot
>>81501016I don’t find this body type attractive [spoiler] because I have a similar build, I should go on a calorie cut soon [/spoiler]
>anon's gym partner keeps giving him "the look"
>>81501016Hot but wish we could see the zard's eyes :(
>>81504072>exposed nippleIt's like he's begging me to suck on it.
>>81502093Need to mating press
>>81499171Well good thing he doesn't need any of that.
>>81504205Reminder his ass is better than his girlfriend’s/artists fursona
>Tfw no huge anthro bf to pin me down for mandatory cuddles>(No escapies)
>>81508616Would rim
Would you a wort wort wort?
Extremely messy and leaky boys
>>81513877no idea what species that is but yes
>>81512738Sex
Anthros be getting real quiet when you ask them why "Human NPCs nude mod 4k realistic textures with fully modeled HUGE VEINY human dick" is the most popular mod for The Anthro Scrolls V
>>81515295>no idea what species that is but yesSangheili/Elite from Gaylo: Cumbat Evolved
>page 10tourist here from.. erm, other threads.. what's the ideal size difference between you and your potential anthro BF?
>>81519784Pic related for me
>>81519784For me. It’s shortstack size.
>>81508616she needs to do bi content really bad
>>81394964>>81405169>>81405174>>81405189>>81405206On all accounts, this is peak.
>>81519784Tall enough for me to be standing height with his chest floof
>>81519784>sub bfHim up to my shoulders>dom bfMe up to his shoulders
>>81519784>what's the ideal size difference between you and your potential anthro BF?pic related. I find it hot that he's big and strong enough to just pick me up and lift me up to his face when he wants to make out with me...
>>81519784http://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/compsizes.xhtmlhave fun with an actual visual aid tool
>>81522519...proceeding to carry me to bed where he asks me to fuck the cum out of him.
>>81522162ultimately based
10
>>81519784anywhere from me at his shoulder height to him at mine is very much alright. wouldn't mind a larger sub too.
RAAAAA WAKE UP!!!
>how to be a politician 101>meeting your constituents
>>81526281>He calls your dick "The Filibuster"
God I wish anthro barbarians would pillage my village
>>81526103from the thumbnail i thought on the right i saw the face of an extremely fat, lightly bearded black guy, looking up, buffing his cheeks and pursing his lipsplease tell me someone else sees it too lmao
>>81484367>cuddling with bigger scalies>sharing body warmth and intimacyNEED!
>>81530951if one sloppa may be permitted, i made this last week after reading Cuddling A Komodo (again)>>81526281huh, usually it's the politician fucking us>>81530190love it
>>81530190He looks like he’s enjoying it
>>81530951>we totally just need you for body heat bro, nothing sexual about it>see, even these boners aren't sexual at all>wanna give us a little platonic warmth-sharing broplapping, bro?
>>81533844Hot still nothing sexual
>>81519784>what's the ideal size difference between you and your potential anthro BF?
>>81530951This is illegal to refuse in most countries
mountin' goats
>>81530951>>81533844>laying in bed with your Skirmisherbros>it's the middle of the night and you're kept awake by their involuntary sleep moaning>they're constantly fingering and grinding against each other>can feel their precum leaking against your legs and stomach as they cuddle with you more closely>your raging erection won't go down either, so you're hoping one of them will wake up and take care of it so it doesn't count as you being gay
Don't give him your phone number
>>81540459oh fuck yes. I'd hold em even closer
>>81541182Why not? What'll happen if I do?
>>81543471not that your dog bro seems to mind but dude, at least douche your chocolate covered donut before anal
>>81541182please share more of him!
>>81514149god, renamon is so fucking perfect. male, female, futa, doesn't matter. i'd be happy.
>>81549891Notglacier's boys going off and letting out ludicrous amounts of their juices, both before and after climax, all in a shaky bliss of pleasure, is even more perfect IMHO
>>81549891
opinions on wrasslin with furbro for who gets to be the top?
big furboi bottoms
>>81551796He better wini wsnt HIM as Top
>>81552748Hot
Anthro alpha males breeding cute little hooman men...
>>81552748
>>81555512Hot looks so fluffy and impossible to pull out
