ITT : Wait, People genuinely liked this characters??
No. She was blatantly made by SEGA Japan to pander to otaku pedophiles (it failed)
>>81419129but women won't do that stuff for me either
>>81419129I don't need any of that.But I do need to coom occassionally.
>>81419129I love porn so much, man.
>>81419128Cream is charming, but her fans are annoying pedos.
>>81419128I'd cream inside her if you know what I mean
>>81419128I just think she's neat!
>>81419128Advance 2 was one of my favorite games as a kid
>>81419128She has cute fanart.
>>81419128Please excuse the double entendre, but I would like to fuck that rabbit
>>81419128She's definitely received lots of cream.
>>81419128I just like the Advance games in general, and Cream being the debut character from them makes me like her as well.Though I like Emerl more as a character, even if he's only Advance-adjacent.
>>81419128at this point these no reason for this character to exist anymore because she cannot contribute anything meaningful to the series because she has no depth and is relegated to a supported role.Sonic has been dwindled down to the main 4 which is Sonic Tails Knuckles and Amy who's suffered the MOST out of the main 4 as her personality is almost completely gone because a woman whos attracted to the hero is something forbidden now in todays media. Knuckles is still recovering from his flanderization where they basically made him into Patrick from spongebob but red.
Isn't the whole point of Cream, is to be nice to her to get to her mom?
She was pretty much the best character in sonic battle
>>81419129https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/s-GFRj0KeqAIgsrKYSrC9A/obsessednot only with porn, but with even sfw type threads.Anyway; pic related. I think someone in SEGA is obsessed with him.
>>81419143Sorry Anon, rabbit mom is already spoken for
>>81419129Neither do modern women so what's the point of this image?
Cream da bunny!
>>81419129No one said anything about porn, why are you this obsessed with what other men do with their dicks?
>>81419129I'm not interested in simping for misandrist women who believe men that don't meet their criteria shouldn't be allowed to have rights. Chosing porn is simply less hassle .
>>81419148is she in freddy fazbers
>>81419148Under the table, right?
>>81419128No, those aren't people.
>>81419128Holy shit I remember this character. She's from Babysitting Cream right? Damn, the nostalgia. I still remember the OST.
>>81419155Imagine how much of a goldmine that game would have been with decent art and writing.
>>81419155no she's from Sonic Advance 3, wich strangely enough takes place after the Dreamcast saga
I LOVE CREAM SHES SO CUTE I WANT TO LICK AND FUCK HER! BUNNY CUNNY BUNNY CUNNY BUNNY CUNNY! LICKYLICKYLICKYLICK I WANNA LICK HER ASSHOLE AND PUSSY! I WANT TO GIVE HER INTENSE SEXO
>>81419156>>81419157I literally only now learned that she's a Sonic character and that's why he was the mc in Babysitting Cream. I thought it was some generic furry game which randomly added Sonic as the mc because a lot of furries loved Sonic back then.
>>81419159hahahagood one...
Tails or cream, you can only breed one
>>81419161Cream obviously
>>81419161I'll breed Amy while Tails breeds Cream, it's only fair.
>>81419161EGGMAN
>>81419160>implying Sonic was popular everywhere in the worldWhere I'm from most people learned about the existence of Sonic because of the recent movies. I only knew Sonic because of a couple of Flash games I played and because my cousin once showed me a Sonic cartoon on Jetix or some similarly named channel.The franchise just didn't exist to most people here. When it comes to kiddie game mascots we were all in the world of Mario, Crash, Spyro, Pokemon and Yugioh. Sonic literally didn't exist, especially in games. The only characters I know are Sonic, Robotnik, Shadow, red fist guy, yellow guy and the pink girl and bat girl who are in a lot of porn.The world exists outside of your little bubble, my friend.
>>81419129ok but women dont do this for me either
>>81419151She's about to experience the bite of 87
>>81419165where the fuck are you from
>>81419167the scientist behind the slaughter
>>81419165>The world exists outside of your little bubble, my friend.bruh take your own advice. no one cares that you and your friends didnt pay attention to sonic in albania
>>81419161Amy
>>81419170>no one cares>but I care enough to replyOk, retard. I'm saying you can't assume people know every single franchise and character you, your friend group and your twitter feed know.
>>81419172no one came up to you and asked you to identify her either. you blogposting justifying your limited knowledge then having the nerve to tell people “the world exists outside of your little bubble” is just arrogance over your own ignorance.
>>81419173What the fuck are you even arguing about? Touch grass and have sex.
I want to babysit cream
>>81419129>accuse you of rape>cheat on you>divorce-rape you>drain your entire walletSounds like a good deal to me.
>>81419175With lots of love and care, right?
>>81419177As much love and care as we can give each other until we pass out.
What about the average sized human mother?
>>81419143You buffoon. She will look like her mom when she grows up.
>>81419148Don't mind if I do!
>>81419181Just don't let Vanilla find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2cIiu34Ho8
>>81419182She's supervising
Sonic Advance 2 is my fav Sonic game and Music Plant is my fav stage.
>>81419128Yes! She really let me... CHEESE the bosses *badum-tish* lol
>>81419143Yeah, but the other way around.Cream is the prize and you woo Vanilla to get there.
>>81419182She's just jealous.
>>81419128I'm probably the only one that likes Marine...Also, I see no reason for her to not be in other games if Blaze can at this point.
>>81419187I don't think Vanilla would be the type to let you go after her daughter
>>81419192I don't see a Mr. Vanilla, there's clearly a vacancy and single moms are funky.
>>81419192More like, if you've already had the main course why would you then go back to the appetiser?
>>81419194It'd be rude to drop Vanilla just because Cream is better...
Whens the next cool Cream game? Like actually tho. Super Cream 64 is cool but I want another one
>>81419190I was shocked to find out she's 9
Still don't know why the fuck they included her in Sonic X.
>>81419192and if she's absent I'll make sure of it.
>>81419143vector... get off 4chan
>>81419200goontor
>>81419129Neither can men.
>>81419199Wow, Sonic's a great wingman!
>>81419128She cute
cream is cute but to me. vanilla always stood out more
Cream never really connected well with me. Her personality is reserved to the point of making me forget about her. She's just...nice to everyone. That's it. It doesn't have enough depth after that.I guess the problem I have is that she lacks any character traits that go beyond what you see at the surface. If she had something like the personal conversations from Sonic Frontiers to flesh out what's actually going on in her head that reveals new things about her personality I'd probably grow more attached.
>>81419164>EGGMANNO!
>>81419208Unc nobody cares about furry hate anymore, SA is dead.
>>81419203as expected from our hero!
>>81419128what's the point of cream the rabbit?
>>81419211It's right in the name.A Kojima special
>>81419129Counterpoint: Bunny loli
>>81419203Huh? I just want to protect her from #them
>>81419211she will carry the next generation of heroes when Sonic gets old in Horizons
>>81419214Bend over Ms. Needlemouse, it's time.
PLAYING BARBIE DRESS UP GAMES WITH GIANT CREAM THE RABBIT
>>81419216that's a dude btw
>>81419218All exe slop has been feminized, it's easy to pick and choose
>>81419219You're strange
>>81419220Most people in their thirties are
>>81419128*STAB**STAB**STAB*
>>81419222Cute aggression is a sign of something seriously wrong.
>>81419222Why doesn't Eggman do this with Sonic? Is he stupid?
>>81419221no way your ass is 30
>>81419225I'm an unc, as they say.Loving bunnies never goes away.
>>81419226neither those bills
>>81419224You say this but he had Sonic imprisoned for months in Sonic Forces but never dealt with him at all in that time.
>>81419128Cream knows how to get into R-rated movies.
>>81419177
>>81419229Who is this devilishly handsome gentleman?
>>81419229Needs a trenchcoat and sitting on my shoulders
>>81419128I like Cream because she's cute, not because I'm a pedo.
>>81419222Why am I turned on
>>81419223Cute aggression is literally normal you weirdo.
>>81419233The guy in this image was a retard btw
>>81419129While I agree with the sentiment and (((porn))) is one of the main reason behind why women have gotten so bad I can't help but jerk off to bunny tits
>>81419128Every Nortubel character
>>81419238Oyakodon and marry both of them
>>81419128She’s okay, not a very interesting personality, but not too annoying in terms of superfluous Sonic characters. I’m alright with her coming back.>>81419142Well I would like it if they allowed the support character to be a support character in any of the main games.
>>81419236Educate yourself. https://www.manchesterjournal.com/news/local/arlington-and-rockwell-a-enduring-relationship/article_bb4c221f-44e2-5e56-bd2f-781e9c68722c.html?wallit_nosession=1He was concerned about the tax increase the fund the new school because he had lost his herd to disease and he didn’t think he could afford the tax. He was a supporter of schools.
>>81419238W-why is she looking at me like this?I-I didn't do anything
>>81419242"We should not improve society this year because I personally can't afford that" is a FUCKING RETARD TAKE ANON
>>81419243being in this thread is enough proof for her
CREAM THE RABBIT
She deserves the world
>>81419129I never see these posted in all the gacha, Pokegirl, anime, Nintendo porn spam.
>>81419129Modern foids won't do any of these things either. And let's not talk about the extremely violent porn foids are into.
She has no character theme song...
How easily would it be to groom cream
>>81419128No, i fucking hate Cream
>>81419129>"Stop watching porn and shackle yourself to a woman who can't pair-bond, goyim!"
>>81419247You can't spoil her too much otherwise she turns into an ungrateful brat
>>81419128What people actually fell in love with was the cute 5 pixel sprite animations
>>81419256>presenting her backside to the vibrating pistonWhat a cute slut.
>>81419252Why are you thinking about grooming a child?
>>81419252No need, Vanilla already did it for you
>>81419257My intrigue into this image is being tempered because of suspicion of AI being in play.
>>81419258Because it is pleasurable.
>>81419205https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A1LNc9go590vanilla's new voice is quite nice
>>81419206When the world is full of assholes, snarky characters and melodramatic characters like crying lesbians, Cream literally stands out because of it just by not having "depth". Simplicity triumphs over depth a majority of the time.
Needs more ice cream.
i wish there were more cream+vanilla lewd art that wasnt outright sex
>>81419129A sexdoll + Spicychat covers everything but the family part. Adoption covers the rest.Try again.
>>81419264being overweight isnt sexy or cute
>>81419264I'd sooner want Cream to have a dick than to see her be fat
>>81419267It’s cute if they’re a cartoon that can’t experience any real world issues. Bein fat in real life’s miserable.
/ss/ cream
>>81419269yeah that doesnt make any sense
>>81419261Okay, Epstein.
advance style was always nice
>>81419235>all those fluffy comics of fuzzy ponies being brutally murder and tortured with peepee and poopy.....is le normal!Ponyfags kinda had it coming but still
>>81419235Is really not. Normal people don't want to brutalize cute things.
>>81419271How doesn’t it make sense? It makes it possible to enjoy something when you know no one’s suffering for it.
>>81419276>no one’s suffering for it.the drawings alone promotes a lifestyle that would lead to suffering. people have actual real life fat fetishes that started with drawing and led to real life. there are even people that date normal women and get them to overeat to turn them into fatties to satisfy their fetish. the drawing is not innocent. there is nothing cute about being overweight.
>>81419244Shhh...use your indoor voice, darling.
I actually don't give a fuck if I'm hypocritical, literally burn this shit mentally ill fat fetish.
>>81419128The only reason she doesn't have a super form is because she's so monstrously powerful she doesn't need one.
>>81419272Keep fighting the good fight defending fictional characters anon, you'll really strike a blow against the zionist elites like that
>>81419277Why blame doodles and not people that can’t separate fiction from reality? And why humor wackos who blame anyone and anything but themselves for their behavior? Seriously, man.
>>81419185>Music Plantshould have been a stage in racing crossworlds
>>81419282it's naive to pretend something can't lead to another thing because you simply don't want people to behave in a certain way. it's just not a realistic way to think. yes, these fatfag drawings are going to lead to actual fatfag fetishism, even if you don't want people to do it they will do it anyways because free will exists
>>81419158>>81419161>>81419189>>81419208>>81419217>>81419257>>81419264>>733946117nuh uh!
>>81419284So what? The people these enablers are tryin to fatten up can’t say no? Is any a this up to them? Thankfully people are much more aware than they used to be. Seriously, you’re a weenie if fat cartoons upset you. The only reason to be upset is if it’s badly drawn.
>>81419285Cream's first appearance was in 2002, making her at the absolute bare minimum 24
>>81419287bowser junior appeared later and is still a kid
>>81419288Dwarfism is rough.
>>81419287Tails is 35.
>>81419286sorry for hating degeneracy i guess?
>>81419290>a 35 year old woman disguises herself as a fox child to steal the chaos emeralds from SonicNo. Just, no.
>>81419291we need more people like you around here
>>81419255Bratty Cream is good too
>>81419291Fucking lol you’re on 4chan, cat’s outta the bag. I’ve been here for 21 years. You don’t make the rules here.
>>81419295ts unc is from ohio
>>81419285Faggot that made the original needs burned alive.
>>81419285I do find it funny when people cry about a character that has been around longer than they have been alive
>>81419244ok so we agree that niggers on welfare should be culled
>>81419288Bowser Jr is Andy Milonakis
>>81419297?
Controversial opinion: they should let Cream grow up about two years.
>>81419142That's every side character to be honest, like basically anyone but Sonic
>>81419143You're right but /v/ is full of diddy-ahh pdf files so instead these faggots lust after the 6 year old child.
>>81419274>>81419275ITT: Autists find out how fucking non-humans they actually are
>>81419306>diddy-ahhFuck off with your modern age nigger slang
>>81419167The bite of 6-7?!
>>81419285*in 12 states out of 50, and out of the ~190 countries in the entire world, 40 or so have AOC of 18 or higher while the rest are 16 or lower, with a dozen having 17.
>>81419129And a woman won't so it's kinda whatever
>>81419206>being an asshole is "depth"
>>81419306
>>81419128Modern Sonic fans want Sonic to be a franchise catered to the Japanese audience for some reason & Cream is the character that appeals the most to Japanese audiences.
>>81419307>the common, harmless and often uncontrollable urge to slash, stab, crush, break, savage, cripple, hurt, maim, kill, damage, destroy, eradicate, decimate and demolish cute, baby-like, or adorable thingsYou're just fucking insane, and you're attempting to normalize your psychosis.
>>81419243>W-why is she looking at me like this?
>>81419128DON'T MIND IF I DO!
>>81419248Huh...what do those have to do with Sonic and why does every poster need to be in every thread you're in?
>>81419271>fantasies of something that can't be in real life doesn't make any senseguess you're just a retard, buddy
>>81419129Porn comes and goes as I please. You're stuck having to live with a woman, and I'm not doing that again.
>>81419304The characters don't have ages
>>81419307I don't need a literal demon trying to act superior to anyone.
>>81419306diddy blud goes on epstein app chan :skull emoji: :skull emoji: :wilted flower emoji:
>>81419308Pedophilia and racism in a cute thread? Never change 4chan.
HaaaaaAAAAAAA! Activate, my super powers!>every single pedophile is obliterated from existenceI... I did it... This should make the world a better and safer place for everyone!Sega: Why isn't our Cream merch selling anymore?
>>81419324
>>81419324And people here wonder why this site has such a bad reputation.
>>81419327
>>81419327We need to keep that reputation strong.
And now the wojak brigade has arrived.>Someone tries to make a cute thread about cute cartoon characters on 4chan>thread gets filled with people talking about fucking 6 year olds, hate speech against black people, and söyjaksWhat else do you expect?
>>81419329
>>81419327Feel free to leave.It's bad manners to reply to yourself though.
>>81419332I'm more amused than anything else. It's unironically funny seeing how incapable people here are of being normal.
Alright now for the second half
>>81419333There is no value to "being normal" here. You should not even try. You will not be awarded. You will not gain a thing.Also faggot mod didn't send us to /b/ so we can't post Cream stuff.
>>81419359Oh right, I forgot trash was worthless.See you fellas next time.
>>81419354Yeah now for what OP originally wanted with his thread
>>81419324>>81419326>>81419327Get a load of the fucking puritanical tourists over here
>>81419402Big fat bunny tats?
>>81419128Cream the rabbit? Don't mind me if I do!
>>81419426>disliking people who sexualize children is "puritanical"...Is that...like, an insult in your mind or something?
>>81419492You're free to dislike whatever you want, but as soon as you try to make thoughtcrime into a policy, you are in fact a significantly worse person than the lolicons you wish to malign.
Regardless of your political leanings, lusting after children and child characters makes you inherently leftist.
>>81419516Ridin' with Biden.
>>81419492>disliking people who sexualize fictional children is "puritanical"ftfy and to answer the question. Yes.
>>81419509>>81419538Let people hate things.
>>81419546You are free to hate whatever you want, and I am free to mock you for entering a thread full of things you hate.
>>81419546Okay. Then I will choose to hate the moralfags for their constant virtue signalling. Agreed?
>>81419538moralfags don't even realize that by equating fiction and reality they help pedos inserting themselves into fiction, which they do to try gaining acceptance, and all of that just so they feel morally superior for a moment.
did you seriously /trash/ a loli thread???
>>81419663I understand it's fiction and honestly I don't really care that much if an otherwise well-adjusted person who would never hurt anyone IRL is attracted to Cream. It's weird, but whatever, she's fiction. I'm just curious how many of the people here actually are potential predators though.
Unironically I have more respect for politicians and other elites because at least they have the balls to take what they want and fuck actual min*rs, you fags just jork it to fictional k*ds and hide your responses to criticism behind eight layers of irony.
>>81419663>try gaining acceptanceWhy do you believe pedos deserve acceptance?
>>81419797i don't. i was just saying it's what they do and why they're doing it.
I will admit I'm sexually attracted to Amy even though she's canonically 12. However, she also canonically lives in her own apartment and buys her own food.Cream, on the other hand, is literally a little kid who still has her mother in charge of her. Sexualizing Cream feels much more predatory than sexualizing Amy who is already kind of sexualized anyway.
>>81419885>I may be a pedo but at least I'm not a CreamfagWeird flex but ok
>>81419932More like, at the very least Amy is independent and can take care of herself.
>>81419949More like, you're still a disgusting creep whether or not your object of desire meets some arbitrary qualifications or not.
>>81419885stop justifying yourself to moralfags. they are only looking to shame you, no matter what you say. like what you like, and as long as you're not a danger to anyone, you have nothing to be ashamed about.
>>81420133>you have nothing to be ashamed about.
>>81419742Fewer than you'd think. 9 times out of 10, "predatory behavior" isn't simple attraction to neoteny, but a sadistic tendency to harm that which cannot possibly fight back. The overlap between lolicons and child molesters is unintuitively small. It's a heavily studied criminal pathology.
>>81420239Morality begins at harm.
>>81420267The harm is enabling those thoughts by looking at porn instead of trying to put them out of your mind.
>>81420417Do you have documentation of this harm or are you altering your beliefs in the moment for an argument you cannot substantiate?
>>81420257Heavily studied by you, apparently. Anything you'd like to admit?
>>81420436I'm not shy. I roleplay a great deal, with ageplay included and emphasized. I've also never hurt a soul, and resent the persecution of thoughts in essentially all its forms.But do try not to sound smug about your lack of research. Ignorance is not a virtue.
>>81420429The latter, of course.
>>81420417just because you have a lack of self control and have to refrain from certain thoughts, doesn't mean everyone is like that.
>send Cream thread to /trash/>the board that explicitly says you can't post cub pornSo...what are we even doing here?
>>81420759I got no fuckin' idea man